Honestly I trust Wojtek far more than any other politician
@xavierthepaladin59662 жыл бұрын
At least he can’t lie
@gec82972 жыл бұрын
This was true because a Polish regimen found a boy down in Iran and he was holding a bear and then they took care of them and then they were part of an artillery regiment in the pharaoh court carried the cargo to the artillery spots and then the bear became the mascot of the unit
@macosx10.7lion42 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@matttheaveragegamer2 жыл бұрын
@@gec8297 he actually had the rank of Kapral in the Polish army
@gec82972 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Casual22702 жыл бұрын
do not dishonour Wojtek. He literally served as artillery crew in the battle of Monte Cassino (he was carrying the shells)
@aijaviikinen92972 жыл бұрын
The ultimate being
@clockodilee83992 жыл бұрын
He who bears the shells
@anotherrandomguy60122 жыл бұрын
@@clockodilee8399 Shall rule the lands of Poland
@nathanplays55142 жыл бұрын
he's the reason that they won
@Mwraf2 жыл бұрын
Hero of Ploska
@cassweatherwax9559 Жыл бұрын
local homeless woman shows up, proclaims herself queen, conquers half of two continents in a brutal war, and is then deposed by a bear. honestly i hope she got a nice retirement, and long live the bear king
@WikterRor2807 Жыл бұрын
Hoi is weird hahah. I imagine she just sits at the throne eating most exquisitely prepared meals, sleeping in a cozy bed. Being a pepper of the military
@thegamerthatnoonewanted26218 ай бұрын
I think she deserves a great retirement life because of her efforts.
@andyfriederichsen5 ай бұрын
The in-game text makes it even better. "Maybe we dismissed that other candidate too fast."
@Anastas17865 ай бұрын
I'd like to think King Wojtek still lets her live in his house, as a Lady-in-Waiting or a "translator" or something.
@thegamerthatnoonewanted26215 ай бұрын
@@Anastas1786 Considering how much of a Chad King Wojtek is,this is true.
@madsam75822 жыл бұрын
What happened after that? Can he bear the weight? Did he end up ruling the world?
@lordchaos30902 жыл бұрын
Me a german who wants his country to be own by a foreign country: Yes
@ckhound12 жыл бұрын
1) This is the way the world should be ran 2) Hope you had a good thanksgiving
@xavierthepaladin59662 жыл бұрын
U too man
@SammonPuolustaja Жыл бұрын
Hyvää Joulua
@carolusrex7627 Жыл бұрын
God jul Yes i know im late
@foxokon942 жыл бұрын
That is an absurd Easter egg, I adore that bear!
@RyGuyTheStrong Жыл бұрын
*Sees a literal bear on the ballot* ............. ............. *shrug of approval* "Ok."
@valterdomingues2 жыл бұрын
Bear in mind how fun this achievement is! Btw, is there an option to change Berlin name to... Bearlin? 😂
@Dloin2 жыл бұрын
They already have a Bear as symbol.
@Charles-In-Charge2 жыл бұрын
The flag says it all!
@MilnaAlen2 жыл бұрын
Just reminded me of my childhood memory, my dad brought 2 souvenir bears from Berlin, and my sister just named them Ber and Lin 😂
@onbearfeet2 жыл бұрын
The etymology of "Berlin" is an old word for "bear". Same for Bern, Switzerland and a few other places in Europe. So yeah, Berlin is already Bear City. :)
@Karlss61 Жыл бұрын
I hate you Im now gonna go to Bearcelona
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad2 жыл бұрын
If you release Lithuania as a puppet you can do the commonwealth focus and instantly annex and get the cores
@Unhinged_Pegasus69 Жыл бұрын
This is my mom’s worst nightmare in the most literal sense imaginable. she literally had a nightmare when she was young were an army of bears took over the world and ate everyone. She was in Yellowstone with her family and my dad, who she was still dating at that time, and they saw some bears nearby. They all got out to watch them while my mom was having a breakdown in the car because she thought they were gonna charge them and kill them all, she was screaming for them all to get in the car… the bears were several hundred feet away from them.
@WikterRor2807 Жыл бұрын
Phobia or is she just histerical?
@MauiWowieOwie3 ай бұрын
I was just in tennessee about a month ago and literally had a bear run past me and my daughter less than 5 feet away. Granted it was a black bear and probably an adolescent, but it still could have easily killed us and it was a very surreal experience. Just having a wild bear close enough to reach out and touch is crazy.
@mxsaru79202 жыл бұрын
I love how in real real he only became a corporal which to be fair for a bear is an astounding achievement but in this game you can loterally make him the king of half of Eurasia
@Zack_Wester7 ай бұрын
I mean the Brits have/had a penguin at the rank of General
@rwdyeriii6 ай бұрын
The US Marines had a horse that made Sergeant Major if I remember right.
@o5-6826 ай бұрын
animals are generally given high ranks so that soldiers are discouraged from abusing them (more punishment for assaulting a senior officer)
@nathangamble1252 ай бұрын
@@Zack_Wester That's the Norwegians. Nils Olav lives in Edinburgh, but he is Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian _Hans Majestet Kongens Garde_
@trollman12962 жыл бұрын
All hail King Wojtek, May his reign be prosperous and peaceful I'll expand this later, feel free to add your own line for King Wojtek Original Comment: The first monarch to fight on the front lines since Napoleon
@irenaveksler19352 жыл бұрын
Kind of?
@B1smarck5232 жыл бұрын
What about Belgian king in WW1?
@andorraball12532 жыл бұрын
@@B1smarck523 ah the infamous congo chopper
@torg21262 жыл бұрын
@@andorraball1253 his nephew, I think
@onbearfeet2 жыл бұрын
May his beer and lit cigarettes be neverending!
@gavinb2382 жыл бұрын
Bruh I was so convinced this was a troll. Especially when you randomly said you needed the artillery focus for the event to trigger. Absolutely hilarious.
@WikterRor2807 Жыл бұрын
I knew he wasn't joking as I knew the bear was in the altilwry core
@randomaccount-dq1jq4 ай бұрын
His real life contributions to the war war carrying artillery ammo boxes to the troops.
@imperialgamer1667 Жыл бұрын
Of course a stereotypical Slavic Empire has a bear as Tsar. It's actually kind of funny.
@samhashemiasl2 жыл бұрын
King wojtek deserves all of our beer
@historyofeverythingpodcast2 жыл бұрын
He’s a very good boy
@narutox55522 жыл бұрын
Yes and lit cigarettes
@christopherbennett80832 жыл бұрын
I would totally support a bear for the king of Poland. Huzzah for the King!
@stakuyi2 жыл бұрын
I would unironically do this
@onbearfeet2 жыл бұрын
@@stakuyi As all sensible humans should.
@comradewindowsill4253 Жыл бұрын
@@stakuyi some places have a dog or cat as mayor, what's so strange about being ruled by a bear?
@jimtalbott95354 ай бұрын
5:40 - *FORMERLY HOMELESS* - she has palaces now, several.
@Gungnirs_revenge2 жыл бұрын
The isolated trade policy can be changed when you have another port, here it was when Lithuania was annexed. Also the new changes from the open beta which is now normal as of yesterday reduces the chances of spies getting captured SIGNIFICANTLY
@Lady_Amelia-Eloise2 жыл бұрын
It also fixes Turkey joining factions when their a puppet
@justinsanchez62552 жыл бұрын
My spies always get caught in the USSR. They are invisible everywhere else but I feel like it's impossible to make a collab in the USSR
@Gungnirs_revenge2 жыл бұрын
@Justin Sanchez yes but in the tungsten update released I think yesterday the detection chance of nkvd advisors has been reduced from 5% base to 0.2%. It also tooltips forming Austro-Hungarian empire and annexing czechoslovakia and other stuff like removing agrarian society from India etc
@Lastwurmjr612 жыл бұрын
Stakuyi your recent videos have been extremely good and I think this video will be as chaotic and fun as the others
@historyofeverythingpodcast2 жыл бұрын
Hey I really appreciate it. I want to get the quality up as high as I can. The more suggestions people can provide, the better
@rosscalverley2 жыл бұрын
@@historyofeverythingpodcastwould like to see the Cossack King but probably won’t be the next video.
@Thegoldenaerobar2 Жыл бұрын
"SIR WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS?" "Rawr" "Understood, sir."
@VaciliNikoMavich2 жыл бұрын
"I am not trapped in the eastern front with a bunch of Soviets! You're all trapped out here with me!"
@polishscribe6742 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: You can form Slavic Union in CK2, which is older than hoi
@prestonjones16532 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure you have to be tribal though.
@topoltopol97772 жыл бұрын
@@prestonjones1653 Nope. You can be any government and religion. Also you can do it in CK3.
@jaedenapo4402 Жыл бұрын
Can you get Wojtek?
@polishscribe674 Жыл бұрын
@@jaedenapo4402 As if he was alive in middle ages
@kaidenhall2718 Жыл бұрын
@@polishscribe674 well was he?
@candykent Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that wojtek actually existed and fought with the polish as a soldier in Italy like at the battle of monte cassino.
@OhioStudiosOG Жыл бұрын
"we need more soldiers, commander!" Random bear: Bear noises "he's.... Perfect."
@trentonking5508 Жыл бұрын
.....
@kaidenhall2718 Жыл бұрын
Yea that’s ehh this is possible
@WikterRor2807 Жыл бұрын
@kaidenhall2718 well it did happen. He was kind of very much a propaganda mascot at some point, but the true thing is that soldier bough him off as a small cub off some illegal poachers and taught him to carry munitions and be like their mascot, supposedly some Italian spy didn't hear about it, so when he saw a fucking bear in the showers he thought he'd get mauled and got caught
@TheBlurb-h6z22 күн бұрын
WE ARE BEAR!!!
@hobolecho85072 жыл бұрын
If you dropped this video 2 seeks ago this would be perfectly paired with Polands Independence Day, but still great video as always. Also you read Polish names nearly perfectly, im impressed.
@samtheking5759 Жыл бұрын
2 seeks?
@davidburke61392 жыл бұрын
The maniacal laughter mixed with “it’s fine, it’s fine”…hilarious!
@zephyriic6 ай бұрын
having to listen to the same song (with WHISTLING AS ITS MAIN MELODY) for 30 minutes on repeat is actual torture
@ooffilipinopatriot76052 жыл бұрын
17:23 NKVD: Hippity hopity your spies are now dead.
@foldervtolvr Жыл бұрын
Honesly I love the idea of the Polish Resistance using the distraction of the Winter War to shove into the USSR. (Poland was captured almost exactly 1 month before the winter war began)
@doctortre53972 жыл бұрын
This... This is the proper way things should have ended in WW2.
@aravindhanil72352 жыл бұрын
10:00 You can change trade law now because of Lithuanian ports Otherwise usually you only have Danzig as a port and hence the Embargoed Economy law
@kevincronk79812 жыл бұрын
17:50 hussars are a Hungarian thing. The polish, who had a lot of close ties with Hungary throughout history, stole the idea and added ornamental wings and called it their own thing
@karlo67872 жыл бұрын
Fun fact ursus in the comunist block was one of the best farm machinery producers in the eastern block.
@MentallyStable-bi1hz2 жыл бұрын
Ur-sus
@WikterRor2807 Жыл бұрын
With factories in well... Ursus😅
@FIVEBASKET2 жыл бұрын
Epic Poland moment and great content stakuyi
@historyofeverythingpodcast2 жыл бұрын
Thank you my friend
@RunnerGameZYTXD Жыл бұрын
Anastasia went from a homeless woman to a literal leader of the whole europe
@Fytrzaczek214 ай бұрын
And then dethroned by a bear, back to a homeless woman
@polishscribe6742 жыл бұрын
You can tell that he isn't used to Poland as he gets mobilization before the noble beaurocrat (+15% pp +15% stability) Edit: abolishing class segregation is better than nationalist education as for Poland stability is more important than war support that jumps to 100% the moment you're attacked and non core manpower is better than some bonus for attack and defence in core states.
@bundesautobahn7Ай бұрын
The irony of Poland being ruled by a homeless woman claiming to be Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova - A woman from the German-Russian aristocratic house of Holstein-Gottorp-Romanov, and who's mother (Alix von Hessen-Darmstadt aka Alix von Hessen und bei Rhein, later Empress Alexandra Feodorovna) is actually German.
@Soren015 Жыл бұрын
I could hear Frederick II scream in agony, across the aeons, when you explained the Focus Tree option of going with the "Hollaholsen".
@adastra32802 жыл бұрын
Protip for getting cores on Lithuania quickly: annex them, release them as a puppet, and do the commonwealth focus, which will give you cores on Latvia and Lithuania, and will annex both if they’re your subjects.
@CL3V3Rtrevor2 жыл бұрын
Hey Stakuyi, another great upload, I'm glad to have subbed to you. Your videos are always entertaining.
@stakuyi2 жыл бұрын
Thank you my friend
@Idk_3422 жыл бұрын
The polish bear now. Russia how the tables have turned
@historyofeverythingpodcast2 жыл бұрын
It turns With lots of vodka to grease the axle
@Kalisfusdi46533 ай бұрын
Wojtek just looks happy to there. 😂 Wojtek is such a good boy.
@Sh4quille0atmeal7 ай бұрын
poland: big speedbump belgium: small speedbump
@CL3V3Rtrevor2 жыл бұрын
Pills are so spicy, it'll have you foaming at the mouth for more.
@The_Keeper3 ай бұрын
Those who don't know history; "A bear was made an officer!?! Thats stupid!" Those who do know history; "Wojtek, you served well. May you rest in peace." *07*
@undervibes50422 жыл бұрын
That cavalry officer is a real person, and absolute legend. Look him up, Witold Pilecki; first man to give a report on the camps.
@robertlewis69152 жыл бұрын
Sabaton did a song on him. Inmate 4859 is the name, I think.
@onbearfeet2 жыл бұрын
I've been saying for years that bears should be in charge of everything. Long live King Wojtek!
@Hatsuzu Жыл бұрын
If you go Cossack king and Germany goes for the kaiser, you can rush down Germany during the civil war,the wargoal should be ready as soon as the civil war ends and Germany should have practically no divisions
@lonestar_iconoclast Жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, thus is probably one of the most fun runs you've done in _Hearts of Iron VI._ Even some of the Fallout: New Vegas and MLP runs pale in comparison to just how OP you made Poland and how quickly WOrld War II got resolved. I'm really hoping there's an alternate universe where, instead of the Soviet Union, there is now The Slavic Republic of Poland. That would likely end to a lot of Pollock jokes.
@ducksongfans6 ай бұрын
In the history books this will look weird, 1936 some random homelss woemn becomes queen of poland after claiming to be romanov, proceeds to conquer eastern europe and then the entire soviet union and germany, they find she is a fraud and replace with bear
@VodkaDoge6 ай бұрын
30:10 appearance of the bear
@xarin89452 жыл бұрын
Wojtek the bear is one of a kind. He carried bullets, smoked cigarettes and was awesome
@legionx4046 Жыл бұрын
He carries artillery shells not just bullets
@ZFire20202 жыл бұрын
Well there IS also a Hearts of Furries mod.... just saying, more, than one way to put animals onto the throne...
@historyofeverythingpodcast2 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@thefellamachinima2 жыл бұрын
🙁
@uttamvaix2 жыл бұрын
9:50 so relatable 💀💀💀 litteraly nothing changed between cz and sk
@ghiaccio41792 жыл бұрын
Imagine waiting whole 9 months just to name your child Wojtek Best mistake of one's life
@clxssicsisgod2 жыл бұрын
Imagine waiting for your child to grow up just for them to have an anime profile pic
@ghiaccio41792 жыл бұрын
@@clxssicsisgod imagine feasting on the insides of your enemies
@clxssicsisgod2 жыл бұрын
@@ghiaccio4179 just to flex on the oops?
@saladhead86906 ай бұрын
Bear.
@lemonke42092 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry just ’bear’ with me BEST JOKE I HEARD Stakuyi
@laurabeth311877 ай бұрын
King Wojtek Romanov Of Poland Shall "Liberate" The World
@spartanking11882 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t bear the wait for the bear to become king
@82dorrin5 ай бұрын
Women: We choose the bear!! HoI IV Players: Sweet!! So do we!!!
@benjamincorwin89702 жыл бұрын
i was not expecting... a literal bear ascending the throne. maybe as a way to transfer the royal powers elsewhere... but what just happened...?
@nightmarexgaming1207 ай бұрын
29:22 Well considering he was a random homeless man at one point he might be proud
@negandavidson96002 жыл бұрын
I still need that achievement, so I might try this strategy.
@maxstel10592 жыл бұрын
I didn't know that was there thank you, for telling us!
@A2kry2 жыл бұрын
“ he is barley holding on” that pun was actually funny lol
@noobplaye12182 жыл бұрын
Wojtek challenge Light artillery only Wojtek as leader No aerial No navy Only artillery
@apollothefirst Жыл бұрын
Now you can use an Easter egg (Romanov) to unlock and Easter egg (Wojtek), to get an Easter egg (Wojtek on the thrown), to unlock another Easter egg (Funny polar bear land)
@jimtalbott95354 ай бұрын
30:00 - “May we all take inspiration from his story.”
@wojtekpolska10136 ай бұрын
You can remove the embargoed economy after getting a coastline any other than Gdańsk or Gdynia. you annexed Lithuania which gave you a coastline
@thatonecommenter.2 ай бұрын
-Homeless woman shows up -Conquers all of Europe -Refuses to elaborate -Is overthrown by a bear
@nikolamartinov75342 жыл бұрын
I wish my country had a competent leader like the Slavic union
@Now_Roxas2 жыл бұрын
The history books will be This is a video from the pre ww3 Era before Russia invaded the Baltic states About a video game about the ww2 Era truly a weird experience
@82dorrin5 ай бұрын
He bears the crown of Poland!
@Minsc19896 ай бұрын
29:20 Considering history, probably a bullet...
@FrogWithThatHat2 жыл бұрын
I think animals would be better leaders than most people
@Yes-pd3cb2 жыл бұрын
Good lord, posting a lot recently. Keep up the good work man, you are great.
@historyofeverythingpodcast2 жыл бұрын
Oh yea, and a history video coming too. I’m really trying to catch up on things
@Yes-pd3cb2 жыл бұрын
@@historyofeverythingpodcast Good on you.
@Hive__2 жыл бұрын
I once again have to be astonished that Steve probably is the person in the world with the most eyebrow movement... And I am slowly learning to handle it
@nathanplays55142 жыл бұрын
honestly wojtek is probably the only polish leader to be able to be a good leader in poland
@scrubpoolssapo50352 жыл бұрын
Wojack is probably the most honest politician.
@TheNaturalnuke2 жыл бұрын
Poland + Slovakia + Lithuania + Latvia + Estonia looks like a bear riding another bear
@jimtalbott95354 ай бұрын
22:00 - Captured Soviet soldiers: We were captured by soldiers from a country that is run by a homeless Romanov pretender. Those soldiers just….walked around behind us, and…..what now? We get food too, as prisoners?
@GaijinCartoonist7 ай бұрын
28:50 What a laugh
@inukleist5258 Жыл бұрын
Wojtek is HOI's version of Glitterhoof
@Atariusz_6 ай бұрын
OMG ITS THE HISTORY DAD GUYYY, HELLO HISTORY DAD GUY
@Adam-edits3 ай бұрын
- Lie and become ruler of Poland - become one of the greatest conquerors in history -get deposted of by a bear
@plasticbazooka Жыл бұрын
This challenge seems like a real bear but you bore it with unbearable courage.
@ErykDudkowski7 ай бұрын
why can't I reasemble the council
@cxgrosskreutz72132 жыл бұрын
Say what you want, about Wojtek but he is the cutest king any country will ever have.
@SIS3W3N2 жыл бұрын
Wow. I've only seen short videos from this guy. I had no idea his main videos were full of Paradox games. Nice.
@The-Wizard-King2 жыл бұрын
S: "A lot of spirits" Me: " because Germany and Russia committed war crimes" S: " because they're probably drunk" Me: 😑
@retsmon3440 Жыл бұрын
I've laughed a lot during this episode! Thank you Stakuy
@elconcaro80312 жыл бұрын
All Hail King Wojtek
@NoMercy7452 жыл бұрын
Obligatory "The Winged Hasurs arrived" reference.
@JamesTrifolium7 ай бұрын
Ah yes, who could forget the Canadian royal family, the House of Holler-Hoser.
@Pookiebear24246 ай бұрын
Some times you’re watching a video that really intrigues you and then you see the title ruling the world as a bear and then you just have to watch it BECAUSE ITS A BEAR RULING THE WORLD HOW CRAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO COME UP WITH THAT
@WszechWiadro Жыл бұрын
I like that people think that bears are russian Animals were meanwhile in Poland we Had 3 bears in the army Wojtek the Shell Carier Basia the Patriotic Dancer And the last one i dont rember
@sulemanhaider13052 жыл бұрын
Long live the homeless Queen and the literal bear king
@snowcube_steel2 жыл бұрын
who knew some random Homeless woman would be so useful as a queen
@ShackleYT Жыл бұрын
To explain what was going on with the embargoed economy stakuyi Danzig was your only port, but they didn't want to be a part of poland, so they embargoed and completely blocked you from using your only port. in history, the Polish got around this by exporting through the baltic states (with a high tax) but by absorbing Lithuania, you also gained access to their ports, and you completely bypassed danzig, and basically gave the germans in the city the middle finger.
@jimtalbott95354 ай бұрын
9:10 - Slovaks at this point - “So she was homeless…..but now she’s….leading a successful industrial restructuring of Poland, and has successfully convinced the Lithuanians to JOIN HER without a fight. Ya, I think we have to join too!”
@ceterfo2 жыл бұрын
I could bearly handle the puns.
@MrPeedOFile Жыл бұрын
In Romania we have a beer called Ursus and we have the word ursuz wich means a bad person