Jeff Foxworthy-Redneck Fashion Tips Part 2

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@amandanies3174 5 жыл бұрын

"If your mother still drives you to school, you ain't no gangster; pull your pants up!" Every single teenage boy HAS TO HEAR THIS!

@funnybonesbucknewton7261 5 жыл бұрын

In prison when you wear your pants low it means you're available

@amandanies3174 5 жыл бұрын

@@funnybonesbucknewton7261 You are disgusting.

@silverfeigner Жыл бұрын

Does having sagging pants keep you warm in the winter? Seriously, pull up your pants

@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 11 ай бұрын

And a bunch of adult men too.

@latonyacarlisle6844 7 ай бұрын

My favorite part you ain't no gangster pull your pants up

@Eboy246 Жыл бұрын

"Don't let Ron White drive your car again." 😂😂😂

@Linkforlife199 2 жыл бұрын

I love the applause Jeff got after he said "Pull your pants up!"

@Eboy246 Жыл бұрын

"That bird is gonna fly south for the winter" couldn't be more true

@Shadowolf05 16 жыл бұрын

I am 16 years old,and I think that if you have to reach behind your knees to get your wallet there is something wrong with your head.

@blackirontarkus2672 3 жыл бұрын

How's being 29 now, mate?

@Shadowolf05 3 жыл бұрын

@@blackirontarkus2672 It feels old. But now I have alcohol and weed to compensate

@hellobruh4209 2 жыл бұрын

wow you're 30 now , it's wild. Hope you're doing okay I was 2 years old when you made that comment sir...... damn

@wewildin592 9 ай бұрын

31 now my boy

@williamanderson1955 7 ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@karensheline5955 5 жыл бұрын

“I KICKED ANOREXIAS ASS” priceless 😆🤣😜

@genelomas332 3 жыл бұрын

14 years later.. STILL GOLDEN!

@joshuabrooks4907 3 жыл бұрын

What I love about Jeff Foxworthy is his clean-cut, family friendly image, and his humbleness. He's one of the most successful comedians of all time, but he doesn't act like it. Also, happy anniversary, Jeff!

@Breeze0911 Жыл бұрын

So very true. Believe down to earth. Only way to be.

@elaineharper7315 Жыл бұрын

I really like Jeff most of the time. But who is he to comment on people's bodies and clothes. Yeah, he's worth $750,000 so he gives a darn what I think. I never pay to see these entertainers. They are so incredibly wealthy and I'm never sure I'll like them.

@elaineharper7315 Жыл бұрын

I meant he's worth something like $750 million.

@Shadowwolf-jg3ee Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this line because most of the boys at my high school had their pants halfway down their ankles That sentence is absolutely freaking true😂

@scottthomas-wu6dh 11 ай бұрын

How true

@hpa2005 16 жыл бұрын

"If you have so many corns, you have to put up a scarecrow, say no to the flip flops."

@Jeng4280 4 жыл бұрын

hpa2005 😂😂😂

@Dynastar231 13 жыл бұрын

I DON"T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK! Never ceases to Crack me up! LOL! :-)

@sheilamayer3543 4 жыл бұрын

I am in complete agreement with you on all of these fashion tips, Mr. Foxworthy!

@o2bnparadise 13 жыл бұрын

"Wife's Birthday: August 2nd Anniversary: September 18th Don't let Ron White drive your car again!!!!" LOL

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

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@Petelover25 13 жыл бұрын

I think these Fashion Tips Should Be For Everyone!

@jamesr792 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, they should be the law

@abdidahir9025 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesr792 aaaaaaaaaaaa

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 жыл бұрын

Most people don't need them.

@jenniferv618 3 жыл бұрын

@@jefffoxworthy6492 if your going to be a troll & pretend to be Jeff Foxworthy, at least learn correct english! Also, being a troll for fun is pathetic. Get a life & a new hobby!

@thunderdrummerdude 5 жыл бұрын

Case in point. I was watching an episode of cops. This cop was talking to some looser with his pants down past his ass. The guy ran, tripped and the cop easily nabbed him. Ha ha ha

@angelahetherington1645 3 жыл бұрын

OMG I so love Jeff Foxworthy!!

@georgeisaak5321 4 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha he is clever , he is not just joking around , he is teaching manners to people which is great !!!!

@margaretcottingham5920 7 ай бұрын

Jeff Foxworthy is a treasure. His jokes never get old.😂

@mykal145 3 ай бұрын

God Bless Him ❤

@laxpunky97 12 жыл бұрын

"I DON'T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA, SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!" lmfao. best line ever xD

@Breeze0911 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely love and appreciate the cleanliness and Gentleman humor of delivering. Refreshing.

@hpa2005 13 жыл бұрын

"If your back is so hairy you have been shot more then twice with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves..........I hope Larry is listing to some of this."

@gersainc. 3 жыл бұрын

He is the common sense in person!

@Dynastar231 11 жыл бұрын

If your back is so hairy you've been shot more than once with a tranquilizer gun, SAY YES TO SLEEVES!! I hope Larry is listening to some of this!!

@joannestealey4482 6 жыл бұрын

Dynastar231 not likely

@joannestealey4482 2 жыл бұрын

I doubt it

@Jeng4280 6 жыл бұрын

I saw him and Larry the Cable Guy in concert two years ago. It was so awesome!

@mrsignguy1000 6 жыл бұрын

I love to find some guy wearing his pants below his butt, holler "police", then watch as tries to run. Then I yell, " I figured that s#^$ out when I was two....if you're not taking a dump, pull 'em up!

@turdle2767 4 жыл бұрын

So if your pants are below your butt you're charged with a crime? That person is just gonna run? I remember my grandpa who fought in ww2 wore all his pants above his belly button. I'm sure he had similar views about anyone who wore it below their bellybutton.

@robinhampton3218 4 жыл бұрын

The Gangsta style is such a boon to police. It's hard to run fast and hold your pants up at the same time. :)

@HinataElyonToph 5 жыл бұрын

"Don't let Ron White drive your car again"

@Big_Wash01 4 жыл бұрын

"If your back is so hairy you've been shot more than four times with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves! I hope Larry is listening to some of this."

@PChamileon97 Жыл бұрын

wonder what he has for Bill

@aurevoiralex 8 жыл бұрын

"If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster: PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!" :D

@Joe_Okey 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you got that right Jeff. I saw a guy the other day whose back pockets were just above his fricken knees. That kind of thing just drives me up the wall!

@bendrenth441 7 жыл бұрын

Aleks Persson that's one of my biggest pet peeves, and I'm 17 years old and still in high school, in Canada!!! when are these IDIOTS I need to sit in the SAME STUPID ROOM WITH, going to learn to PULL YOUR PANTS UP???!!!!!

@victorhernandez8723 7 жыл бұрын

Aleks Persson That's drives me nuts when those kids who think they are so cool with their pants sagging and their underwear showing!

@jakobgoodwin9742 6 жыл бұрын

Amen LORD

@Dr.Disney 6 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!

@lindseytheresamusic3882 11 жыл бұрын

U aint no gangsta pull yo pants up! THANK U FOXWORTHY!

@joannestealey4482 6 жыл бұрын

Lindsey Theresa Music my thoughts exactly

@funnybonesbucknewton7261 5 жыл бұрын

In prison when you wear your pants low like that it means you're available

@julieb9811 4 жыл бұрын

@@funnybonesbucknewton7261 yup

@normacunningham8913 3 жыл бұрын

@@funnybonesbucknewton7261 , Yep. That's where that crap started. These wannabe gangstas have no idea what they're advertising.😂😂

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@ChosenPlaysYT 2 жыл бұрын

If your home is mobile but your vehicle isn’t.

@erd249 14 жыл бұрын

I once had a teacher who made a practice of snagging idiots in the hallway who had their pants around their knees and pulling their baggy sweaters up in front of girls they liked so the entire hallway could see their superman undies. :) I salute you Jeff Foxworthy.

@OneJoshFan 8 жыл бұрын

If a kid wants to wear his pants so low you can see his skivvies and sometimes his butt crack too - yea, that is his business. BUT all of us unfortunate enough to be walking behind him have to look at it, so that makes it our business too.

@jaster101finity4 6 жыл бұрын

im not buying my son that crap, if he wants to show off his ass like a gay moron, then he will have to buy his own ass showing pants.

@kledhs2890 6 жыл бұрын

jaster101 finity Preach! Ain't no way I would ever date a guy with his pants hanging down his knees. NEVER.

@ethanjones1521 5 жыл бұрын

I have kids, and until they are paying for their own shit, they ain't dressing like that in my house. When they move out I don't care how they dress.

@Breeze0911 Жыл бұрын

Listened to Mr. Foxworthy over 20 years, not consistently. When first heard, that was it, hooked. Have original cassette from.

@caviper1 12 жыл бұрын

If he is the one that comes up with these jokes, the man is a genius

@Shakespearelover1717 7 ай бұрын

He is. I’ve read his biography.

@Zarghoon Жыл бұрын

Jeff gotta be the funniest and wisest redneck I know.

@grizzlybear9343 Жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said “Back Titties” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mick_Ts_Chick 8 ай бұрын

Me too. I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard!

@clydewilson5907 5 ай бұрын

"You ain't a gangster." HAHAHA

@rg1809 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, agree with every point he made. It would be so nice to see "some" class again.

@rebeccamiller475 4 жыл бұрын

You can wear the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt when you're alone if you stand next to random people. Just make sure that the arrow is pointing to someone.

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@sha11235 3 жыл бұрын

I like it when they make fun of each other, like Jeff talking about Ron and Larry.

@robbkatherine 16 жыл бұрын

"You AINT no gangsta, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!" amen!

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@TacoJim 11 жыл бұрын

I DON'T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@aaronbhai Жыл бұрын

The audience really dressed up for the show !!

@pamthompson3170 2 жыл бұрын

He always cheers me up.

@UnknownBlackHand 13 жыл бұрын

"I hope Larry's listening to some of this" I say that is a WIN WIN WIN!!

@kellynorman3930 3 жыл бұрын

Omg the t-shirts drawer! So accurate😂

@dncarac 8 ай бұрын

I don't match any of those, except where I've been for vacation for the past 21 years.

@raymondclark1785 4 ай бұрын

Not a redneck, my drawers are filled with tees from dive trips :)

@dragondancer1814 11 жыл бұрын

Ugliest sight I ever saw at the beach was when I was 16. I saw a guy with shaggy hair, ZZ Top beard, Dolly Parton-size "moobs," beer gut the size of a triplet pregnancy, and enough body hair to sub for Sasquatch. He was wearing knee-high black socks, sandals, and a THONG. Not just a Speedo-a THONG! IN a word-BLEAGH!!!! I wonder how many of Jeff Foxworthy's fashion rules this guy violated!

@Jeng4280 6 жыл бұрын

dragondancer1814 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂!!! Oh my lord!!

@victorhernandez8723 5 жыл бұрын

There goes my appetite for the rest of the month!

@dragondancer1814 4 жыл бұрын

Victor Hernandez Imagine what that did to my attitude towards dating! I wasn’t too crazy about hitting the dating pool for a while after that and became even pickier about the guys I did date partly because of this! My friends couldn’t understand why I wasn’t drooling over cute guys as much, and I was like, “You guys, I’ve seen the future! THIS IS WHAT THEY BECOME!!!!”

@Jeng4280 4 жыл бұрын

dragondancer1814 😂😂🤣🤣!! Oh I can’t imagine.

@sheilamayer3543 4 жыл бұрын

Oh he violated all of them!!! 😂😂😂

@WickedLovely121 Жыл бұрын

"I hope Larry is listening to some of this..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Amy-yh9mu 6 жыл бұрын

I never understood how walking around with your pants around your ankles would be intimidating as a gang member

@michelerichter4 5 жыл бұрын

I always wondered that myself. Especially if the cops came to see what's going on. How the heck do they run with their pants down so low?

@angelhelp777 5 жыл бұрын

FACT: The original idea for the pants down with underwear showing was a way for male prisoners to let other male prisoners know they were "available" for sex. I don't think kids realize this fact.

@michelerichter4 5 жыл бұрын

I know that's a fact. Most youth do not even believe you when you tell them that. Try it and see if they stop wearing the style. Most don't, they just think you're an adult has no style sense. When reality it's them. Lol

@phyllisgiaconia5852 5 жыл бұрын

Me either. I'm a chubby grandma and I could out run or smack down somebody who has to hang on to their britches.

@MrLinkiscute 5 жыл бұрын

@@angelhelp777 No. it means your another man's bitch and taken

@brandonbelue8921 6 жыл бұрын

On the part about a mans closet I felt attacked😂

@kevinbennett7615 3 жыл бұрын

We used to have a toys and collectibles shop. Any boy/man that came into our store with their underwear showing, my wife would go and deal with it. Either telling them or pulling them up herself. Fearless. No-one complained, they knew it was ridiculous, but they still did it.

@geraldspencer1956 12 жыл бұрын

5:45 I remember a prank we used to do in school called pantsing. Where you would sneak up behind the victom and yank his pants down so that everyone can see his Mickey Mouse underware. Nowadays, you don't have to do that. These kids do it to themselves and took all the fun out of it. :-D

@maggiegarber246 Ай бұрын

I always thought that the more accurate term would be “de-pantsing”.

@patricialynn6280 4 ай бұрын

I am sooo glad I grew up in the 70's 80's 90's!!! We had the best times, the world was a COMPLETELY different world, so much better...safer, if you were offended, you cried to your mom and she smacked ya!! Walked everywhere til 17 if you were lucky to get a car, we used pay phones and reversed the charges..it was great

@davidblanchard9506 4 ай бұрын

Man I agree. I grew up in the 70s and there was no cell phones or computers. God I miss them days. And back then you could smoke a cigarette in the stores without people complaining I'm from Maine and back in the day you can walk through the mall and smoke and nobody said a word.

@matthewakers2659 Жыл бұрын

3:40 He literally described my closet 😂😂

@cristofarosaraceno1313 3 жыл бұрын

He’s right about everything.

@rogerdavies6226 3 жыл бұрын

Here's one for you, decades before you were born the high school thing was to wear your button up shirt with the tales out. I remember Mom watching my big brother walking out to the bus pulling his shirt tail out. she gave him a choice he could keep his shirt tale tucked in or she would sew lace on the bottom. I got that message, I still tuck even my tee shirts in even if I have to lift my gut out of the way

@gingw7333 2 жыл бұрын

Back about 1959 my mom threatened to sew the wide eyelet lace 5she was sewing on a dress around the top of my sister's date's jeans. Everytime he bent over in the mirror beside the door to comb his duck tail hairdo we got a view of half his butt. It was so funny watching my tiny mom shake that lace under the hulking football player's nose!

@MamaJLW Жыл бұрын

That sounds like the logical consequence of his decision. Good parenting there.

@ClayMorrow91 8 жыл бұрын

Husbands and wives should never dress alike unless you're going to a Garth Brooks concert or a Halloween party.

@connerhuss1062 7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Anderson why a Garth brooks concert

@ClayMorrow91 7 жыл бұрын

Conner Huss Because that's when husbands and their wives can wear their cowboy and cowgirl outfits if they want to see one of the most iconic country music legends of all time. That being Garth Brooks.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 4 жыл бұрын

Did this once completely by accident. Lol

@BornToPun7541 4 жыл бұрын

"How come you're putting your gun in your mouth??"

@keepcharlottecountygreen150 Жыл бұрын

When I was in college, my then boyfriend and I saw an old couple dressed in the same outfit. He turned to me and said, "I don't care how we're married and how bad the dementia gets, we're not doing that!"

@animekitten321 13 жыл бұрын

do not wear an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt if you're by yourself. if you do, well, i'd say that's right

@katieb8005 9 жыл бұрын

I was in Walmart one day, sitting outside the restroom waiting for my mother (I was like 16, so it's still acceptable), and I saw a young man waiting with a kid in a cart for his wife to come out of the bathroom. She came out, and they walked away, and I watched in horror as his pants slowly sunk lower and lower until they just fell straight to his ankles. The kid - who was like 5 - started laughing hysterically, while his wife smacked him across the back of the head and was like, "What the hell's wrong with you?! Put your pants back on!" And I'm not even from the south. I live in Iowa!

@ladytalksalot4097 7 жыл бұрын

I'm from Iowa too, and I've worked in my local Walmart. For the most part it's not too bad but every once in a while you wonder if the local looney bin is missing a few residents.

@victorhernandez8723 6 жыл бұрын

Have you considered a career in stand-up comedy?

@dragondancer1814 6 жыл бұрын

Abigail Van Egmond Sometimes it's not much better here in western Maryland after midnight either.

@tumbleweed4172 5 жыл бұрын

Haha priceless! XD No, it ain't the south bud, it's Wal-Mart everywhere.

@normacunningham8913 3 жыл бұрын

I watched a guy try to run across a 4 lane highway, with sagging pants below his butt. They fell down far enough he had to stop & pull them up & hold onto them to finish running across the road. 😂😂😂

@Mac3622 3 жыл бұрын

About the flip flops: I went to to the gym in January, it was -8 degrees celsius (18F), I'm wearing winter hiking boots and this woman had on a pair of flip flops. I couldn't tell if that was a rose tattoo or frost bite on her foot

@raymondclark1785 4 ай бұрын

While in NYC one cold day I saw a woman wearing a winter parka the was cut off so you could see the rose between it and her low rider jeans

@dcwatashi 2 жыл бұрын

Talk about funny I was just thinking about his comment around the 3:35 minute mark about tank tops and glad he mentioned his buddy Larry the cable guy. I just gag when I see him wearing those tank tops good to know that Jeff doesn’t think it’s appropriate either

@winonamassingill7895 2 жыл бұрын

I was at a Walmart parking lot one time and a teenage boy was putting some groceries in the trunk of the car. His pants fell down around his ankles. 😅😅😅😅😅

@peggythompson4387 3 жыл бұрын

SO FUNNY, LOVE HIS STORIES. 💝🇺🇸👩🎇👸

@dankirslis5279 11 жыл бұрын

I once saw a kid at school who was wearing a belt but his pants were still down to his knees.

@victorhernandez8723 5 жыл бұрын

Dan Kirslis Isn’t the point of a belt to hold up pants? Because that guy is doing it wrong!

@sadiegraham6025 5 жыл бұрын

Dan Kirslis It makes you want to just yank them up. Hard...

@johanrunfeldt7174 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who can't keep the pants waist above their hipbone, should be legally mandated to wear suspenders.

@xlshields 11 жыл бұрын

The tee shirt thing, about knowing the last 21 summer vacation spots, that's my dads shirt collection

@newyorkyankees81 3 жыл бұрын

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@jacebeach5682 3 жыл бұрын

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@lycheenut 17 жыл бұрын

Too funny. Thanks for uploading it. I really like his comedy. I just watched his HBO special on the Canadian comedy channel last night. It's about ten years old now but still totally funny,

@chromicapop4595 11 ай бұрын

his views on cats are impeccable

@chibilaichi 7 жыл бұрын

"I whipped anorexia's ass!!"

@ricthecoolguy 15 жыл бұрын

"fashion tip #5 and this for younger fokes out there if your mother still drives u to school... u ain no gangster pull your pants up" rofl good job jeff!!!!

@DarkstarDarth 11 жыл бұрын

If you mother is on EBT, your not a gangster!!

@benjaminluther542 5 жыл бұрын

DarkstarDarth

@Nokus416 16 жыл бұрын

"now his hands say love, hat" omg! that is so funny!!!!

@chrissymariegould5387 4 жыл бұрын

Lol my dad has love hate lol but not love hat😂

@alexlorenz4103 2 ай бұрын

This for you younger folks out there. IF YOUR MOTHER STILL DRIVES YOU TO SCHOOL, YOU AIN'T NO GANGSTER PULL YOUR PANTS UP!! 😂😂😂😂

@betsiecow 16 жыл бұрын

The tattoo part is sooo true!

@scottwoodcock3542 4 жыл бұрын

No tattoos above the collar bone should be the rule. When your hummingbird becomes a pterodactyl at least you will be able to cover it up.

@ag2c188 16 жыл бұрын

fantstic jeff!!! We need/want more!!!.

@jasonsmith8300 5 жыл бұрын

that woman at 3:12 now those are some num nums

@philipwebb960 4 жыл бұрын

Now those are what I call a woman.

@russellrichardson46 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@dudman776 12 жыл бұрын

If your mother still drives you to school you ain't no gangster!

@wolin289 4 жыл бұрын

It's August 2, Happy Birthday Mrs. Foxworthy.

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@debbiebrown4762 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOU JEFF FOXWORTHY

@sexymama8306j 12 жыл бұрын

Jeff Foxworthy ROCKS!!!!

@Kryten428 5 жыл бұрын

Please dress for the body you have......not the body you think you have.

@jasmineduran6731 5 жыл бұрын

Kryten428 Amen!

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 жыл бұрын

"I identify as a 115 lb sexy b****!" Don't care. If that 47" waistline doesn't have a baby in it, COVER IT UP!

@LaPotraBellaca 4 жыл бұрын

Kryten428 amen

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 4 жыл бұрын

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber who wants to see a PREGNANT woman sprawled out all over...? Ewwwww...

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 жыл бұрын

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Prego prn exists.

@1weirdgirl 14 жыл бұрын

ROFL "I don't wanna stay with grandma she got a buzzard on her back!"

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@109367 16 жыл бұрын

"Don't let Ron White drive your car." lol

@mikelane3359 6 жыл бұрын

Never go to a Jeff Foxworthy show >WITH OUT YOUR DE >PENS !! LOVE U JEFF !!

@shannonkittner209 11 жыл бұрын

I have every single one of those t-shirts. Hahaha

@newyorkyankees81 3 жыл бұрын

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@CyrusTheYoshi 8 жыл бұрын

0:18 I literally lost it here XD

@cijmo 10 жыл бұрын

I have a mild form of the lady with the big butt at the book signing. (I don't eat a lot, just the wrong things). When I was looking for a bathing suit - I wanted one with the little skirt thing...and all I could find in my size was either two piece or ones MY size but cut way high on the sides of the legs. Neither of those should be an option when you're my size. (I finally went for the t-shirt and shorts type).

@nomadpi1 7 жыл бұрын

There's a term for the syndrome..."Step....?' It's common. He's commenting on something that's not a fault of behavior, it's a female phenomena that the body uses to store fat...genetic from antiquity to get the female thru famine.

@dragondancer1814 6 жыл бұрын

cijmoalbal I HATE bathing suit shopping for similar reasons. I exercise, eat right, and watch my portion sizes, but I still have that "mom" body with the belly fat that's like Velcro-the more you try to shake it off, the worse it clings (yet another reason to hate perimenopause right there). I only have three requirements for a bathing suit-it has to fit, it has to flatter, and it has to allow for actual swimming. And as a retired competitive swimmer, it HAS to resemble a racing suit-no ruffles, no skirts, and no solid colors or "girly" designs (I prefer bold graphic designs/prints). Consequently, finding a "3-out-of-3" that isn't absolutely fugly-looking on me at my age is this side of impossible. I swear the bathing suits go straight "from bikinis to blue-hairs." In other words, somebody's trying to keep everyone who's over 30, who's given birth, or both out of the pool or off the beach!

@SuperSafetychick 5 жыл бұрын

Online Land's End came to my rescue

@DDC 16 жыл бұрын

Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Engvall, and Larry The Cable Guy. The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They have 3 DVD's out.

@jubjub726 16 жыл бұрын

lol if your toe nail are long enough to swoop down on a lake and catch a trout say no to flip flops

@Mick_Ts_Chick 8 ай бұрын

My ex boyfriend used to say "toenails are long enough to climb trees."

@Jimi_T_Rex 3 ай бұрын

... when you're young & your skin is taunt. 😂 Classic! Who's gonna tell him?? 🤭

@Eboy246 Жыл бұрын

That rose is Rosie O'Donnell had me laughing

@user-ml3hl6vr4t 2 жыл бұрын

If you use the big box store motie and hang off both sides and flap when moving, please sign up for curbside delivery. Most stores don’t stock brain bleach so I can’t un-see that

@Jessicakconroy 14 жыл бұрын

SAY NO TO THE FLIP FLOP! haha he is hilarious.

@matthewwicker9310 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t want to stay with grandma she has a buzzard on here back. 😂🤣

@alyh3721 9 ай бұрын

My sister and I saw this routine when it aired on TV and we were quoting it for months afterward 😂

@KarthArtus 13 жыл бұрын

3:12 NUMM NUMMS!

@smc1942 4 жыл бұрын

(as Hank Hill) Bbbwwwaaaahhhh!!!! I don't wanna see that!!! Pull your damn pants up!!! That boy is not right.

@elizabethroberto7862 7 жыл бұрын

thanks for uploading this video holyshnikies9 :=) :=)

@jenniferbassfirstchannel 4 жыл бұрын

Omg we have the same anniversary date Jeff foxworthy! Mines Sept 18 too! That's so cool!

@otakuloner 16 жыл бұрын

Nom nom nom nom! XD I LOVE that part!!!

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@cawilliamsify 13 жыл бұрын

I don't wanna stay with grandma,she's got a buzzard on her back...lol

@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын

@keepcharlottecountygreen150 Жыл бұрын

If you've been shot more than twice by a tranquilizer dart ...

@SolarSoftMedia 9 ай бұрын

My dad had LOVE on his knuckles.

@brianjoyce9040 3 жыл бұрын

Thx Jeff

@damntheman88 16 жыл бұрын

i like your style!