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Aucun homme ne peut savoir ce que signifie la vie, ce que signifie le monde, quoi que ce soit, jusqu'à ce qu'il ait un enfant et l'aime.
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[@BrandonCMaximum]

Cow Chop's in its final season and the writers are running out of ideas so they give Jakob a kid

[@TheMrbiggs]

Cow Chop Final Season = Game of Thrones Final Season

[@oystertrash_1527]

The kid will get a spin-off show later tho

[@mishaisbetterthanall]

@@TheMrbiggs nah, Cow Chop final season = Breaking Bad final season

[@cheerymike6166]

@@oystertrash_1527 Cow Chop jr. ?

[@thegongoozler3374]

I'm actually kind of sad, it feels like when the Creatures dyed all over again. :'(

[@split--]

Can't believe Jakob is already pregnant. It feels like yesterday him and Alec we're just kissing on that couch 😍♥️

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

@@vincentperez6346 nay thee

[@hoxtoonz978]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KniferJ]

Wheres the video tape of this?

[@lkcullen1918]

@@KniferJ The footage of them kissing? lol They've gone all out in a few videos now. I think the most prominent one is "Cursed wrong side of youtube"

[@Telic]

The real talk between Jakob and Alec was really nice

[@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys]

@@HaxSean if you think alec's questions didn't indicate that he genuinely cares about jakob, then idk what to tell you.

[@yashketharam9082]

I really don’t want cowchop to end, especially with all the effort they have put in

[@luii05]

clearly a bit, a very good bit

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

@@luii05 nah I think he was being genuine

[@jacaanthony]

@@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 exactly, he even talks on stream of how the work environment was and how mild and bad it was. So that part was real shit

[@orangenajera6162]

I couldn't tell what was a bit for the whole video

[@OUTSKATE69]

The Home Boys wasn't a bit they're moving to regular tv programming every friday night

[@moose5660]

well the part about Jakob being pregnant is true, idk about the rest though

[@inkcartridge8375]

Jakob’s monologue was surprisingly powerful

[@levibrinkerhoff2450]

Jakob, you're not just break stuff guy. You're also puke stuff guy.

[@FlamingMooseGod]

And the gay stuff guy

[@biffman6]

but alec is also the gay stuff guy

[@hairychesticles1]

@@biffman6 they fight over that role

[@coachlift5260]

@@hairychesticles1 by fucking eachother

[@estradacesar49]

He’s also the piss guy

[@heyyou2720]

I realized that Cow Chop is actually all about growing up. Trevor changed so much from the first video we saw him in to his last. Aron and Asher struggled to take on the responsibility of their jobs and living on their own. And of course now James and Aleks have gone their separate ways. I relate a lot to those experiences they've had, minus all the body fuids and dildos.

[@jayvang7490]

You son of a bitch, you made cowchop meaningful

[@BalthorYT]

I like how Joe was just Joe throughout, and Brett went from balding depressed father figure to bald depressed father figure

[@lkcullen1918]

And Joe is a father now

[@BalthorYT]

@@lkcullen1918 For real? Wow, congrats to him

[@lkcullen1918]

@@BalthorYT Yep! His son James is around 9 months old now. So far he's posted pics of the baby meeting Aron, Trevor, and "Artist" Joe.

[@soymilk1664]

Well if this is Jakob’s last video for real then I wanna say thanks for all the laughs, you’re amazing

[@CowChop]

it's not

[@ChisIsInDaHouse]

Cow Chop yay

[@Creed_of_Nezu]

@@CowChop is Jakob actually ok? If he actually thinks he is just the breakstuff guy he is dead wrong. I think all of us see Jakob and Alec as crazy uncles. They keep the depressing death of Cowchop down and fill it with a sort of going down in glory feeling.

[@Deadbeatcow]

@@CowChop you fuckin rat

[@NootNoot.]

Obviously not, predictable *Boomers* smh... 😎

[@Forestfire837]

why isn't this video just titled 'Jakob has a breakdown, also paint'

[@KovaKoala]

I feel like every video with Jakob in it could have that name though

[@55bucky94]

The entire Cow Chop cast has a breakdown every upload though

[@dog9w234]

This one is a like actually mental breakdown

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

“We’re gonna fix the set, it’s gonna be a wholesome video” - Jacob Literally not even a second later, something breaks

[@josealbertomartinez9739]

something broke besides jacob?

[@ImAdumb]

I really loved seeing and hearing Jakob just talk about how he feels his life is going. I feel like us as viewers get so caught up in him kissing Alec and punching Garrett that we kinda forget that he (and everyone else) is a real person. It's gotta take a toll eventually and I think a lot of people can probably relate to what he said in the video, although maybe not in the same way. We kind of all look forward to the next thing, but worry that it might not come. We also like to think about what we've done in the past, and kind of wish we had that back. It's tough to look at the moment we're living in now and think about it the same way we do about our past and future, but it's important. Jakob, if you every see this. Thanks man. You've done so much for so many people even if you don't realize it. The amount of times that you specifically have made my day better after a shitty day at work or something is something I can never fully thank you for. All I can say is that your hard work has made a change, and you deserve credit for that. You aren't just "break stuff guy". It is more clear than ever in this video that you are a very caring and down-to-earth guy who just wants to have a purpose. We all want that. If you don't think you have it now, you'll find it. Anyway, this was probably way too serious for a Cow Chop comment section, but I kinda just started typing and felt like it had to be said. Thanks to Jakob and everyone else at Cow Chop. Thank you. ♥

[@JaydenRaye7]

The music and Alec’s inflection and tone were spot on for an HGTV show lmao

[@stuartlittlekjhj4390]

You are not "break stuff guy" but you are in my opinion the funniest person on cowchop. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[@infern4pe808]

Jacob got too real there towards the end but its completely understandable holy shit idk what to say man everyone loves ya

[@tomowhawkk]

Their ability to go from cowchop to HGTV and back is absurd

[@yetigood8409]

I can't tell whether Jakob being a potential father is a bit or for real. I can no longer tell what is a bit or not. Help me. Edit: On further viewing, it wasn't a bit but it turns out he won't be a father after all. Sorry home boy.

[@Abovethemc]

Yeti Good you can definitely tell it was real. I was skeptical at first. If it was a bit, he’s a damn good actor. Lol

[@CrimsonSkyz500]

Youre obviously new. Smfh. Its a James bit.

[@yetigood8409]

@@CrimsonSkyz500 James broke his leg and quit? Jakob potentially having a baby? same thing really

[@vincentq2917]

@@yetigood8409 james talked about if he has a kid in the future he shouldnt be in cc or in la, learn the lore

[@CrimsonSkyz500]

@@vincentq2917 on god. Been here since Gassy days and he out here telling me my lore is wrong. 😤😤

[@joeyvitale24]

I legit started feeling so bad for Jacob

[@KniferJ]

So Offcanny took over cow chop and their channel instead of posting on thier own channel.

[@TehLiquid]

what the fuck does that even mean?

[@user-go1sl6rd7u]

@@TehLiquid Offcany is Jakob and Alec channel

[@vincentq2917]

I love the fact that everyones fully comfortable with taking potshots at james now lol

[@thrawn69]

he deserves it

[@Storse]

@@thrawn69 no

[@bhilbwift52]

@@thrawn69 no

[@NoName-ns6xr]

@@thrawn69 no

[@AwfulDestiny]

@@thrawn69 yes

[@Jose-nx6ji]

3:33 jakobs first words to his son

[@lucasthedragon7680]

The final video of this channel should be every single ending freeze frame from every single video this channel has ever made.

[@jmoratamusic]

i'm pretty sure cow chop compilations will take care of that.

[@em_birch]

@@jmoratamusic He should def make an ass load of comps when all this is over.

[@lucasthedragon7680]

@@jmoratamusic But it'll mean more if they do it themselves imo. Not that there's anything wrong with CCC. But it's the difference between seeing a video of a concert and actually seeing it in person.

[@Vopodop]

Aw, Jakob I appreciate you for more than "Break Stuff Guy."

[@anshelman]

Man, the last thing I expected was to be moved in a cowchop vid, much less by the incarnation of chaos himself. That portion really deepend my love for Jacob as a person, hell actually made me *see* him as a person, which is kind of sad in a way.

[@MRLAFFYpsn]

Alec: Garret anything else to add? Garret:

[@PersonalAccountIndeed]

Pa-

[@erikheglund9493]

Jakob could be a dad? Omg Alec would be such a great mother

[@methenthusiast9148]

It's so sweet how Nervous jakob is about adopting Garret

[@biffman6]

Cowchop is slowly turning into a surrogate for offcanny... My body is ready

[@ibbyseed]

Some big KZbinr please collab with them so they can gain traction again. These vids are too damn good

[@davidsantos9977]

10:30 what a surreal moment

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

Only a few months ago Jakob was talking on stream about how he had trouble falling in love and not being ready to be in a relationship. Now he has a girlfriend and is excited to be a dad. Thats growth if I've ever seen it ❤ Edit: And also nobody just sees you as the "break stuff" guy my man. The world isn't that black and white. You're funny, genuine and uplifting and I can't stress enough how much the CC fans love you.

[@ladywithpinkglasses]

I can see Jakob as the boyfriend that doesn't care about protection.

[@gummybabey7386]

I seriously love Jakob’s chaotic energy

[@krisisgmoni]

This was basically an Offcanny video lmao.

[@em_birch]

Jakob asking a Home Depot bird "Are you shitting in here, little man?" is now one of my favorite Cow Chop things. P.S. I unironically love the makeover. It legit looks cool to me.

[@iheartamerica100]

jakob you're rad and i feel like you're also very artistic and creative and know how to work hard, so even though to us you're the source of a lot of chaotic energy in videos, you're still fully capable of starting over on your own and doing whatever you want to do to feel fulfilled (in case any of that breakdown part was real, i cant tell half the time with you guys)

[@edith5981]

It hurt to watch Jakob feel like he is nothing.

[@tanya5458]

truly only cow chop can be so chaotic and depressing at the exact same time somehow

[@Nick789F]

Man I gotta say. Even though they are coming to the end, boy have these videos been so great. It could be quite easy to coast their way to the end of CC but the video quality is higher than ever !

[@TheTechDweller]

Congratulations Jakob, thank you for all your time on cow chop I look forward to watching you two on offcanny

[@akrasia3794]

Jakob is the only reason I still watch these videos. He’s just genuinely funny. Breaking stuff or not.

[@chasegauldin8837]

He’s gonna be a father? Oh boi Not gonna lie he had me in the first half

[@JAHKABE]

This was amazing. Do more homeboys vids. I love seeing the dynamic of Jacob and Alec in the metanarrative

[@CouchEconomyTX]

Jakob is more than just a break-stuff-guy He’s an amazing lad who brings us all joy He’s a home boy

[@xXJavaMongyXx]

Honestly don’t know if his breakdown was a bit.

[@ivreely2135]

Next video title: Jakob’s Midlife Crisis

[@flipndip5122]

I don't understand how this channel is dying when they still put out good videos. Maybe they just need better marketing?

[@BGRecon]

It's that and I think they just don't have the same pull as like a job tron. They need to drop the board game stuff as a main thing and fill it with something else. Idl what it could be but everyone has a great camera personality they could do something. I just feel like normal people get tired of them breaking stuff.

[@172frankie]

The Last Episode of Cow Chop should just be a redo of the last scene of The Sopranos with all past and present members of Cow Chop. A straight cut to black.

[@mree.9794]

Jakob I support your pursuit of happiness

[@CoolMoon]

I can never trust such an innocent thumbnail.

[@SpreadDisease]

you spent two years helping make dope videos for thousands of people. just know some people see beyond "break stuff guy"

[@carry_on_crow_]

Jakob even when Cow Chop dies, you along with everyone else will live on in our hearts and memories.

[@chewy2193]

jakob wanting to be a dad is fo sho the cutest thing ever

[@RumyEagleBearCat]

You're more than Break-Stuff-Guy, I've watched cow chop since it started and honestly i appreciate everyone whose been apart of this AMAZING group. In a perfect world it would've just kept going and becoming more successful. Please know Jakob that your work here will have a lasting impact for everyone, it was meaningful and not for nothing.

[@swallowxblue]

This video was great funny and touching. Jakob is so much more than the break stuff guy he is genuine and funny. Seeing something you have worked for so long coming to and end is seriously stressful but we would support anything the cc people end up doing when it comes to a close. Hopefully find what makes you happy/gives you purpose in life because that is all that really matters in the end. In the mean time thanks for giving us some laughs these past few years.

[@matthewmorrison3745]

I genuinely would watch this on cable tv lol.

[@Mecks089]

*This is the Curse of CowChop: You get sick of it if you work there.*

[@so_fly2001]

Honestly the wall decorations are my favorite part of the set, alot of great albums, though I think Tranquility Base would've a better choice than AM

[@Z0Z99]

I think they are just being more honest with us and themselves, with confusing bits weaving with their real life issues and how they try to cope with it. And I think it's cool, an elegant end to this lovely and rather chaotic ride.

[@eze3042]

Entiendo lo que decías Jakob, no exactamente por no ser youtuber, pero la emoción del cambio, de empezar de nuevo desde 0 es especial. Te diría consejos pero no se la solución a eso sino la implementaría jaja pero lo comprendo. On the other side, you are not just the break stuff guy, you are whatever you want to be. No traduci todo por vago

[@SayaTheJin]

I can't think of Jakob ever becoming a father one day.. He'd probably throw the baby around and sing Blonde

[@vincentq2917]

While vomiting on it

[@jarlulfric201]

This has to go down as one of the greatest cow chop videos ever

[@hmwrk]

Shoutout to whoever bought the Flower Boy poster, Random Access Memories and Arctic Monkey decor, lovely taste in music

[@MrMertakhai]

Jakob, you aren't just the 'break stuff guy' -- your sense of humor is a breath of fresh air whether you're amped-up chaotic or totally chill. And Alec, your editing and voice overs with this HGTV-style idea were both hilarious in concept and fantastic in execution. Great video!

[@-noodles]

6:18 AHHHHH 𝓼𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻

[@nvance5563]

I think more fans need to realize that the cow chop boys aren’t just walking bits they’re actually people with a private life outside of cow chop

[@MrLinks01]

Jacob you say you are not a good personality and other negative stuff but you are a hilarious cool dude who has breathed life back into cow chop. If you are done then that is totally fine. You need to find what makes you content. You can do anything you put your mind to. Us offcanny and cowchop fans will support you every step of the way.

[@megandunnock2348]

jakob ur king of thumbnails don’t be dont on urself. also ur a part of a channel that makes content that gives a dozen thousand people something to be happy about. and (seemingly) got urself good friends too. this channel might be dying but i have no doubt ur gonna move onto something cool and hopefully less violent

[@kazartm]

Bro the therapy session was fuckin hella relatable now I want a spin off if brutally honest therapy sessions with the home boys 😂👍

[@TheBassicBassist]

I cannot fathom that this channel is ending, man. This content is the best.

[@draco2023b]

It really feels like Jakob and Alec are the next generation of James and aleks

[@morganbrown8689]

I want to congratulate you on dodging the Parenthood bullet ✨

[@garfieldfan]

Jakob is not just break stuff guy He is also: Best Boy #1 Angel The MVP in every video he's in

[@cakez2013]

The Property Brothers got nothing on these hot ass Home Boyz!

[@oshaughnessyrof5201]

As a residential/commercial painter this video single handily revived my depression

[@notur1angel]

idk if you'll see this Jakob, but thank you for everything you've done, both on screen and off, to make great & hilarious Cow Chop content. You're more than what you think you are

[@InuHanyouGirl1995]

I hope in whatever Jakob does next it really makes him happy.

[@cothealiv780]

Alec be like "Can we get a Home Boys in the chat?"

[@DaRUde117]

Really love how they are both being real and funny at the same time...Content like this just can't be found anywhere

[@goodpdpoofr580]

Invite Kanye to the cow chop warehouse and make him do a bit

[@cezarregala8403]

Well, if this really is your last video Jakob, I just want to say thank you. Ever since you first appeared you were always my favorite member of Cowchop, and I want you to know we didnt just think og you as break stuff guy. You had comedic timing and funny things to say. Im going to miss not only you, but everyone once this project is over. I love you Cowchop, thank you for all the laughs.

[@ShadyMilksYoutube]

Hey Jakob I know ur life is like depressing or whatever but you're an S tier person. Even without the enigmatically chaotic actions that you commit.

[@Sabrina0s]

I cried a bit at jakob's honesty

[@kaelsine]

you know it's gonna be a good ass video when there's no series title, it's just a theme or some shit

[@yashketharam9082]

Bro the new set actually looks fire, no cap.

[@suckle451]

I really don’t want cow chop to end

[@baistman]

I can’t tell what’s genuinely sad and what’s just a bit. Either way its hilarious

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

Therapy Chop

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

Gonna have to pick up that mug. And a Trevor/pink keyboard pin. Never forget.

[@Nilaytv]

You should have painted the walls green so you could do green screen editing and add more spice to your videos.

[@bud389]

Hey Jakob, if your lower back is hurting, get an electrical heating pad, plug it in, and sit against it as it warms for around 40-60 minutes. You'll feel like a million bucks.

[@Neon-tt4mb]

This is super late but, Jakob's genuine mental breakdown makes me wonder; are any other genuine mental breakdowns cut out? Or maybe one that cause's an episode to be scrapped?

[@huzaifahismail469]

I miss my homies

[@HotSingleAsian]

"my lower back hurts in the morning now" i felt that

[@boricua1123]

much love to Alec, the new, temporary rock.

[@Iron_Unleashed]

Please tell me it's a bit, not Jakob too :(

[@Hitman2u4u]

It's a bit, this video was filmed weeks ago and jakobs been in almost every video, he's just been wearing that mask.

[@moonzi3]

LMAO the part where garrett got cut off at the end of the video xD

[@alexmavro2]

This video was a masterpiece. Alec’s voice over commentary was incredible

[@BlackTGambit]

This was really deep... was not expecting this but I liked it I wouldn’t mind a Therapy Chop or Something

[@mattiswithdrawn]

I swear cow chop keeps getting better and better 😂😂😂😂

[@LuciferLuvss]

things took an emotional turn when Jakob started expressing how he feels and how having a kid could’ve really impacted his life and gave him a little more meaning. just wanna let him know that he is 100% my favorite CowChop member and i’m glad he came back. u have meaning home boy