Lisa Simpsons Date with Destiny

[@RichterTheRat]

I feel like I'm being put on a list for watching these.

[@IlyaNLeo]

Oh gawd xD)

[@SkateBox900]

If you’re not put on a list somewhere then somebody isn’t doing their job.

[@CheapBastard1988]

@@SkateBox900 Well it's probably a government job so it's highly likely they aren't doing anything.

[@Mautar55]

We all feel!

[@douglaspeters2567]

First time?

[@GaryViews]

If Ben Franklin were alive today he'd definitely say SMASHY SMASHY

[@thunderbolt8541]

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[@alexa1591]

@@thunderbolt8541 get a job ffs

[@Theinshrektor]

@@alexa1591 shut the hell up

[@matthewwelch4305]

There is some truth in that! The oldest and rowdiest of the Founding Fathers!

[@DaZeebo]

@@thunderbolt8541 why would u post about animal abuse on a video and comment that are completely unrelated to that smh

[@jackfreeman1776]

The story is of course disturbing, but I just can’t stop laughing at “Smashy Smashy”.

[@Dzuno18]

Guess the simpsons have secretly been Shelbyville citizens throughout the whole time

[@kitkatkruncher22]

They date their cousins in Shelbyville, milhouses parents are from there and when his older female cousin visited he showed interest in dating his cousins

[@fredspreadem5638]

Zoning is tricky stuff.

[@wolf17238]

Alabama, Mississippi, or West Virginia customs.

[@dylanzlol7293]

Maybe the simpsons gene turns the male Simpsons into mr. Plow

[@Dekomata]

Lisa ain't that innocent either. She ate bart's hotdog without his consent.

[@TRNATO1]

I bet Bart told his father that it was Lisa that he's interested in and Homer, being Mr Plow, gave him the worst possible advice :D

[@matthewwelch4305]

You mean BEST possible advice! "That's my plow -- er, boy!"

[@dylanzlol7293]

Well, Plow Jr. Needs to learn so he's prepared for the time that he receives a son.

[@GribnikSToporom]

🎵I told the Mr. Plow I was in love with you! I told the Mr. Plow I was in love with you! And then the Mr. Plow, he told me what to do: Uu-ii, uu-aa-aa, ting-tang, SMASHY-SMASHY BANG-BANG, Uu-ii, uu-aa-aa, ting-tang, SMASHY-SMASHY BANG-BANG! I told the Mr. Plow you didn't love me true! I told the Mr. Plow you didn't love me nice! And then the Mr. Plow, he gave the worst advice: Uu-ii, uu-aa-aa, ting-tang, SMASHY-SMASHY BANG-BANG, Uu-ii, uu-aa-aa, ting-tang, SMASHY-SMASHY BANG-BANG! 🎵 😆😆😆

[@19torento]

Bart drooling over his sister while they are exercising. Well, we're off to a flying start, aren't we? o_0

[@plantlov3rqu33n4]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GribnikSToporom]

I've seen a movie that started just like that 😁

[@JamieRock]

I mean... Lisa wanted Barts Hotdog. So I guess everyone is happy with this.

[@SmithsNostaglicFoundry]

What?! No...

[@eebgoz]

@@SmithsNostaglicFoundry It's a reference to an older Dark Simpsons clip.

[@DrSlone-lf7ph]

Ewwwww

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@eebgoz what episode

[@eebgoz]

@@Ihaveagasmask: I think it was called "Lisa Eats Bart's Hot Dog".

[@stevekaczynski3793]

One thing I don't notice in Dark or Darker Simpsons is Hans Moleman. Perhaps his life can't get any darker in the original.

[@spongebobsquarepants8283]

Keep looking

[@Bluntbunne]

Smashy smashy-

[@douglaspeters2567]

2 words before disaster

[@Bluntbunne]

@@douglaspeters2567 holy sh- I forgot I commented this

[@thunderbolt8541]

Hello I hope you are doing well. If you want KZbin to do something about animal cruelty and fake animal rescue channels, who abuse animals, harm them and even kill them, please take a look at this petition. You can watch Nick Crowley's and SomeOrdinaryGamers videos for information about these channels and this subject. Please report any videos and channels of this kind that you see. Please also copy and paste this message in comment sections of all videos you watch and if you have extra time some reply sections in comments of videos you watch to help spread the word. Have a good life and day chng.it/R6SgGcD6

[@mattbanks3517]

so cute, bart putting his wiener in the bun

[@mattbanks3517]

@@thunderbolt8541 Smashy smashy I signed.

[@benglaser1345]

In all fairness, "What would ben franklin say if he were alive today, he'd say... 'woo, smashy smashy'" is probably accurate

[@micahbush5397]

"Hi Honey! It's me, your husband, Ralph!" Truly a horrifying nightmare.

[@aprioriontoast704]

one of the darkest

[@CjFawley]

1:45 Bart: Smashy smashy! Lisa: (muffled yelling) LOL

[@PeruvianPotato]

What does ANAUTTP stand for?

[@martinallysonsenn6108]

@@PeruvianPotato Idk what the AN part means, but I know the rest means Anti Utube Troll Police. If I remember correctly, the UTTP stopped people from trolling.

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@martinallysonsenn6108 Well IK that part due to a previous conflict with those psychos, seems like they're just making up shit now

[@lemonadesnake]

@@PeruvianPotato its mainly goanimate stuff

[@GribnikSToporom]

Did she say "gonna lose it", meaning her virginity? 😳 (I heared that right?)

[@SoapMcTavish06]

The last thing you do is ask Mr. Plow about woman

[@IlyaNLeo]

😂

[@the-boring-car-guy]

The Bart drooling clip is the funniest, creepiest thing I've seen

[@thefreelancer7057]

0:04 Bart really likes Lisa's dance moves.

[@melz282]

😂😂😂

[@lute248]

Oh yeah 🤤

[@kaylemathewcomendador6964]

Thanks Captain Obvious!

[@thedawnchilloutking]

@@kaylemathewcomendador6964 lol 😆 😂 🤣 I can't

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

@Jasim Miah not just that but it is immoral and frowned upon by general society.

[@lemonadesnake]

1:21 marge goes from having a teal dress to an orange one, HOW

[@theyakkomanguy7522]

The teal one was from a later season the orange one was from the old seasons of The Simpsons.

[@Jinny-Wa]

Teal? That's more like lavender lol

[@theyakkomanguy7522]

@@Jinny-Wa Yeah I guess.

[@Enviri]

magic

[@Commanderraf]

A wizard did it.

[@FloridusMan]

I remember when this was darker simpsons

[@mightyfilm]

A dark assumption in the deepest depths of the most perverse imaginations of Simpsons fans... ...that they totally did in plain sight in an actual Family Guy episode or two.

[@canaisyoung3601]

And maybe threw in as a cheap joke on American Dad.

[@mightyfilm]

@@canaisyoung3601 No. Family Guy is cheap jokes, American Dad is WEIRD jokes.

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@mightyfilm I could swear there were some incest references in the early episodes of American Dad, but those got phased out when the crew decided that they didn't need to be like Family Guy.

[@mightyfilm]

@@canaisyoung3601 There was an episode where Roger tries to get revenge on Steve by saying he was adopted and then Steve started hitting on his sister. Then there's also Meter Maid, where Steve was turned on by a headless painting of Hayley without knowing it was her.

[@Shifsabre]

There was the Halloween special, when Meg and Chris unknowingly played Seven Minutes in Heaven together, and decided they liked it.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Cletus would approve of this.

[@tmccz1940]

But Lisa’s had a crush on Bart

[@LeontheSmithy]

Theres no continuity, just dark simpsons creativity on how to make... Well a dark simpson episode.

[@pantstime4529]

But Lisa needs braces

[@LCProductionCompany]

Lisa never had a crush on Bart, I don't think...

[@zigzag7838]

@Pants Time DENTAL PLAN!

[@lonesavior]

@@LCProductionCompany In the episode where Lisa pretends to be a college student, she counts Bart as one of her cute housemates before realizing what she just said. I think that's the closest the show ever jokes about it.

[@saturnfrogurt]

"Lisa, it's not like you have a choice here..."

[@thefreelancer7057]

1:07 WHOOPS MY FINGER SLIPPED

[@Bluntbunne]

Kinky

[@CjFawley]

Lisa: BART! STOP IT! >:( Bart: XD

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Lisa Simpsons Date with Destiny momentum.100

[@Godzillaman]

Bart's revenge for the hot dog incident.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Wat

[@spongebobsquarepants8283]

@@Ihaveagasmask kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaCvkoOMibqcebM

[@aviationwithmooka4056]

0:51 😂 Lisa’s reaction was too funny

[@bec815]

Wow. I'm surprised this channel is still up.

[@nickhall5766]

1:25- 1:26 Homer and Marge change between two different outfits. Are we to believe they have some kind of magic clothing. Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[@blairbrown4812]

Bart or Ralph Wiggum. Not exactly spoilt for choice here,are we.

[@610Hobbies]

Haha! I hadn't notice hillbilly Lisa had her TV flipped to the side xD

[@Tiredcream6472]

1:44 LAW & ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT Erm... It doesn't feel right to say that on a channel that is literally dedicated to making dark Simpsons content.

[@83aber1]

Game of Thrones/The Simpsons crossover.

[@BlueSummers101]

@1:05 I am literally howling at this 😆😂🤣

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

Darker Simpsons???

[@ramonjames9413]

This a twisted sick cartoon

[@VentusKnight]

Did I tune into adult swim by accident?

[@emptyhand777]

Bart finally on the giving end.

[@jacobovillamizar3363]

Well, at least it's still better than Ralph

[@Hulk2k6]

George Takei: Oh my...

[@sugfoll442]

1:07 - 1:11 -> this scene deserves a 1-hour loop video. :)

[@MaydupNem]

I don't know why I keep watching these

[@ラバーソウル05]

1:08 W H O O P S

[@joseaca1010]

Please take me back to dark simpsons i went too far and now im scared

[@knuclear200x]

Bart confirmed for Smashy Smashy

[@donnaquixote7538]

I think this is probably the most disturbing one yet. xD

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

These lot never get old. 😃😄😁😆😆😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣. Poor Lisa Simpson.. ahh that's the stuff 👍 😀🤗

[@mercrantos3455]

I'm pretty wasted so it was about 3/4 of the way through when I realized this isn't a real episode of the Simpsons

[@homersimpsonpennyproudands2539]

Bart sure does love Lisa a lot

[@amourabidi492]

LOL Smashy Smashy

[@gabrielboorom6196]

Methinks someone's mining Rule 34 for ideas.

[@oscar_anderson_beats_4399]

This killed me 1:08

[@Lalo-8000]

Creo que es lo más oscuro que he visto de este canal. Tienes potencial para burlarte de KZbin y sus absurdas normas

[@theshampooeatingfly4994]

Like father, Like son

[@Micho55]

I wonder if there's enough Simpsons content for an episode of Lisa getting an abortion after one of these rendezvous's

[@dittoking8996]

Darker Simpson's huh? You get an upgrade?

[@spongebobsquarepants8283]

Check the about

[@danielgusmaodealmeidatdc5277]

0:03 I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@melz282]

I agree! 😂😂😂

[@Victor_cat]

me to

[@the-boring-car-guy]

The Bart drooling clip is just the funniest/creepiest thing I've ever seen

[@dragonempress8367]

Bart deserves the mr. Plow punishment now.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Give it a few videos.

[@Katiebug1324]

What did I just watch

[@UNCJerry77]

Mr. Plow must be proud!😆

[@davidhonez8859]

Is it supposed to make you feel creepy?

[@peggybroady8500]

Lisa sure sees a lot of action in these minisodes.

[@atfyoutubedivision955]

Well seeing as how its usually rape or statutory rape, Idk if its really what i'd consider action...

[@Hella_Bored1]

0:34 *SwEeT HoMe AlABaMa InTeNsiFIeS*

[@TheDukeOfZill]

you all missed a very VERY important point, pointed out by this video... civilians create the laws, it is illegal for lawmakers or politicians to draft them on their own accord, which they do now days.

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

it may as well have been the title that shoved in our faces so much.

[@sugarmilk28]

I thought this was an actual episode but there is a lot of random edits

[@matthewsoucy9073]

0:04 Sweet Home Alabama

[@neros398]

can we get more of british homer

[@robbynines2445]

lmao @ homer humming the real sex opening creds tune

[@xtzyshuadog]

Not enough *Sweet Home Alabama*

[@fett_photography9848]

Ummmmm will the fbi be crashing down my door for watching this?

[@Hannah-uyz13]

Yes

[@CSS-Tails_Forever]

0:03 OH MY GOD!

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Lisa Simpsons Date with Destiny momentum 100

[@TheConorsmithusa]

20,666 views! how delightfully devilish!

[@dontemorgan1517]

This is so accurate to rule 34. Fandom ship Bart with Lisa and even have sex. XD

[@maxxandfriends6226]

Smashy smashy

[@CrispyBooders]

this has to be law and order

[@thekarlkeeper8727]

2:07

[@natedigger5678]

BART, GET OUT, IM PISS!

[@tylerscott2833]

everyone ignoring the fact they’re fucking siblings

[@GrimpyDraws]

Bruh the beginning of the video is very sus lol

[@flowertrue]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[@alistorblueandangelgreendu2316]

And she just look it up didn’t she

[@kiest3570]

If homer and Marge gotta go then why is Marge's car still there 1:32

[@Syndiate__]

Because this is an edit

[@CoolDudeClem]

0:03 Bart's not the only one, I have a crush on Lisa too!

[@kaijufan313]

FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@spongebobsquarepants8283]

W A T

[@maxxandfriends6226]

Me too

[@spongebobsquarepants8283]

@@maxxandfriends6226 she's 8 tho(I think)

[@Hannah-uyz13]

She’s a child 😳

[@melz282]

0:04 😂😂😂

[@KirikaMaga]

0:05 SWEEET ALABAMAAAA SWEET HOMEE

[@hatethisaccount]

THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

[@RoleyChiu]

SMASHY SMASHY

[@jaykay8426]

I thought u liked bart’s hotdog Lisa...

[@jaykay8426]

So Bart is gay?

[@SuperMarioJustin4]

Bart get out i'm piss

[@CjFawley]

Classic. LOL

[@scantrahan]

another one for matt groening

[@thetimberwolf100]

When bart grows up hell he like Alabama man

[@Ishbu101]

Why would he go to his rapist for advice

[@kavajamusic5411]

everybody abused Lisa?

[@ACMMx]

She deserve this, for everything

[@tudorjason]

I always thought Bart said, "Mashy, Smashy."

[@TheConorsmithusa]

You might need hearing aids if u thought that !

[@seanbrennan1447]

sweet home alabama

[@tranch1449]

get it up ya

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

sweet home alabama Where your siblings are in you Sweet home alabama Bart is seducing maggie too

[@blairbrown4812]

Not if he's smart--well,smarter than that. Have you see what she did to Mr. Burns?

[@dentyvidal5492]

0:03 ew

[@pipetman4645]

Mein... gott...