Homer joins a Secret Society

[@CorridorOfChameleons94]

"I'm a elk, a Mason, a communist" Lol

[@Ronaldosleftballsack]

"I’m the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason.”

[@krampusthekilljoy5133]

"Ah here it is, the Stonecutters!"

[@CorridorOfChameleons94]

@@krampusthekilljoy5133 "he will pay the ultimate price" "Yes... the ultimate price"

[@Ky-wh5se]

He said alc which means that it's an AA membership card.

[@RawOne911]

But his son is not a communist

[@PedroFelix456]

1:55 I love the implication that no matter who you know or how socially powerfull you are. You can't get an extra parking spot

[@homersimpson3136]

Speaking of a parking spot, if you say out loud " I'm going to get the second parking spot no matter where I go " you will always get the second parking spot, it has worked for me when I've been taught.

[@RawOne911]

I love how everyone in the town is in the society but it's a secret society with all these ridiculous perks.

[@benriffle104]

Well it looks like they kept a petty good secret.

[@tovsteh]

@Ben livchak Shut up Flanders.

[@KeithMcormack895]

Every male

[@urbanpkrider31]

“We just created the greatest democracy on earth, you low life commoner!” 😂😂😂

[@hpholland]

The high kick slays me

[@amirinho9]

That’s the part that made me laugh most. 😂

[@deanc9453]

+

[@Djorgal]

Come on, they've just created it. It's getting some used to.

[@shyguybutbraveonwifi3703]

Read this comment just as I tapped back to watch the exact same scene 😂😂

[@cloudsombrero]

I like how's there's literally an alien in this episode and it's never addressed again

[@ninjaguyYT]

Might I remind you that Kang and Kodos exist?

[@cloudsombrero]

@@ninjaguyYT as you can see this alien is not Kang or kodos what part of never addressed again do you not understand

[@ninjaguyYT]

@@cloudsombrero you're acting like it's a big deal that there's an alien. They've had aliens the entire time. There's nothing special about this guy. We never address the fact that the CIA is out to get milhouse, for example. Because it's a negligible joke for a one time gag. The alien is a one time gag because aliens are canon.

[@WildMen4444]

They kept him under wraps

[@wvu05]

@@ninjaguyYT They only show up in Halloween episodes.

[@oscarorchard5831]

I’ve probably seen this episode 100 times and I just noticed that at 3:20 the guy in the egg suit from the joke earlier in the episode when Homer steps on Lenny’s sandwich is literally a Stonecutter.

[@Soxruleyanksdrool]

Litterally?

[@peter4611]

"You better run, egg!!"

[@divinesleeper]

@@Soxruleyanksdrool literally literally

[@BL-mf3jp]

REAALLY?

[@homersimpson3136]

That's very odd that you wrote 3:20. Nobody has any idea why you wrote that except me and I hope you'll be the first person that will have the same knowledge of what I've discovered about TIME.

[@chrisoates]

*sing it with me* Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do! Who robs cave-fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!

[@marslowell3992]

Why thank you kind sir

[@chrisoates]

@@marslowell3992 you’re welcome 😁

[@danny_racho]

@@chrisoates English isn't my first language, so I didn't get it all. Thanks man ^^

[@chrisoates]

@@danny_racho Sorry what is your native tongue? I am multi-lingual 😁

[@danny_racho]

@@chrisoates Aramaic is my native tongue. But we also speak Arabic and German haha. What languages do you speak?

[@here4music]

Secret society has basically every male grown up character from the show 😆

[@aislingrvr]

Yup, except Reverend Lovejoy & Ned Flanders, cos it would probably go against their religious beliefs

[@NazriB]

This still looked like a soccer club from MLS

[@simonhollad5511]

Once you get women involved in any secret society, its doomed.

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

@@aislingrvr waddayamean? John MacArthur & Charles Lawson for example are confirmed masons, as are most other prominent religious figures in USA today. That's how secret societies operate. Get the man who has the crowd. Really, ignorant comment on your behalf. If anything, irl, it would be reversed. Nobody is in those societies, except the priest, the mayor, the police chief and whatnot.

[@residentelect]

@@joerivandeweyer3056 They actually display a holy bible (usually King James) on the altar in Masonic halls. It's history is deep rooted with Christian theology and symbolism. People should read more...

[@MJHFTBN]

All of this is real, rumors of Matt Groening being a master mason makes a lot of sense

[@that_deadeyegamer7920]

Definitely not a master mason lol he isn't old enough or active enough but he IS a member of the Bohemian Grove society and was shown to have been one of the people who boarded Epstein's jet more then twice.

[@stanleywhitehughes]

secret societies are mostly to diddle kids, it is what it is

[@that_deadeyegamer7920]

@@stanleywhitehughes lmao no. A majority of them started as basically a place where you're free do be and do with only the judgement of your brothers/peers.

[@stanleywhitehughes]

@@that_deadeyegamer7920 lmao yes to not be judged for diddling kids

[@unknownunknown1041]

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[@adamdevlin4533]

i love that the ~secret handshake~ involves showing that you have a Stonecutters t-shirt

[@IHATEESCO]

"and don't bother calling 911 no more here's the real number" 😅😅😅

[@richard7645]

912 😄

[@jessiehogue.]

@@richard7645 I wonder how many times non-Stonecutters have accidentally dialed the number by pressing the wrong number under stress.

[@Starpotion]

I find it funny how even after everyone leaves the Stonecutters Homer still gets to keep the lodge building as well as all the perks

[@MikeB299]

"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!!!! Definitely one of my fave lines in the entire series.

[@parduetheholyman]

Agreed! Even funnier imo because it's acclaimed Shakespearean actor Patrick Stewart saying it.

[@shawns9813]

I THINK HE SHOULD TAKE A DIFFERENT OATH.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Everyone takes the same oath

[@Chilavertish]

Cause he's already kind of heavy you know and...

[@chiragahluwalia4944]

So, 104 years old Mr. Burns got into stonecutters post Carl?

[@IluvinortheIneffable]

Well he musnt have been the son of a member. He had to have saved a members life. How often does he do that?

[@branford6663]

Maybe it's possible to get promoted ahead of others and Lenny/Carl did something special to get so high

[@jessiehogue.]

Oooooor... maybe Burns didn't know of them before Carl did? You kinda have to know a secret society actually exists before you can join them, so your age doesn't matter much in determining your rank in said organization.

[@mattcsquare]

I forgot how truly funny the old episodes were. Pure gold.

[@jefffinkbonner9551]

That private highway down the classically decorated tunnel with music really got me! 😂

[@MC-xv2tn]

One of the best Simpson’s episodes ever. Def top 5

[@VenusSnow23]

Definitely my favourite

[@obibraxton2232]

I’m on a classic Simpson episodes binge on KZbin 🙌🏾🔥

[@gb18407]

Who made Steve Guttenberg a star? We do🤣

[@danielleking262]

They cut that part!!!

[@stefanfilipovits21]

They must’ve had a falling out. That would explain the latter part of Gutenberg’s career.

[@MrRiddler6]

i would like to of seen a origin episode how Abe became a member. but since the rules to be a member is you either have to be a legacy or save the life of a Stonecutter. And since Abe saved Burns life in WWII i'm assuming thats how he got in.

[@slamg4618]

I'd also like to see the origin of how he became the president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance....

[@aintnoslice3422]

But Mr Burns joined after Lenny and Carl, so unlikley

[@demi-femme4821]

Yeah, but Lenny and Carl outrank Burns, and they're probably boomers at the oldest. There's no way Burns has been a member since WWII if Lenny and Carl can humiliate him like that.

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

Probably like here he just showed up there one day saying “I’m a member” over and over until they believed him.

[@Aerodeth]

@@demi-femme4821 Maybe Abe violated the tontine and secretly sold off one of the Hellfish stolen paintings in exchange for a lucrative membership. As for being president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance... well, he did say in one previous episode that he wore a dress for a period in the 40s!

[@VersusARCH]

2:25 The founding fathers of the USA were ahead of their time. They partied in 1776 like its 1799.

[@thegoatcarnival]

Well the song _1999_ released in 1982

[@teko4752]

I always enjoyed that little marsian at the table

[@thatoneguy3058]

Brilliant reference to The Last Emperor at 4:25, one of my favourite films ever.

[@philbecker4676]

I remember the first time I saw The Last Emperor (after having watched The Simpsons all my childhood) during that scene I was like "....... WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE???" 🤣

[@tomtomtomato1]

Thank you so much - I just knew someone had to have known this movie reference. It was right on the tip of my hat I just couldn't think of the name

[@gambloniusmonk1271]

I never thought I'd see a last emperor reference in the Simpsons wow

[@RockBarnRecords]

Lmao when the spirits fly out of Homer's underwear 🤣

[@KRS2000]

If we saw what they did, we'd be flying away too.

[@vivekamar99]

Almost everyone in Springfield is a stone cutter😁

[@valuebrandmelkor5973]

Patrick Stewart as Number One is a good joke.

[@jefffinkbonner9551]

Wow, didn’t even catch that ahaha!

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

Remove the stone of shame attach the stone of triumph.

[@eleanorhogan8643]

Best bit, I used to love imatating it.

[@sosomadman]

The masons were originally castle builders, who knew all the secret entrances. This made them VIPs

[@metallicarchaea1820]

That's not far removed from the truth. Replace "castle" with "Temple".

[@laksen1997]

@@metallicarchaea1820 so they were technicly the worlds first temple-run speedrunners?

[@lonestar6709]

_"Patience Monty. Climb the ladder."_

[@trainsarecool190]

"Who keeps the metric system down" that aged well

[@bloodakoos]

what ever happened tell me i live under a rock

[@yourchannelshandle]

@@bloodakoos Basically saying this was said years ago, and it aged well since they still don't use the metric system in the US

[@boppob1343]

also the electric car bit, still a rich person's thing for the most part

[@wildone8397]

Well you can look at it two ways. It aged well for Americans, Burmese & Liberians! Thats it!!! Because the metric system in general wasn't kept down, *it actually did the opposite & took off* for 95% of the world's population!!!

[@conorarksey23]

"Uhhhmm I think he should have to take a different oath" I'm dead Moe

[@Adog00]

Grandpa Simpson is awesome hahah

[@floydhebert3684]

0:26 Stonemason symbol in back right, illuminati symbol in back left

[@branford6663]

When Bart fulfils Homer's request at the end he may actually be a member. He saved Mr Burns' life in Season 2 with a blood transfusion which may have qualified him to join.

[@DonutMaster56]

Thank you for doing the best episode in the series

[@CodaMission]

1:51 this section of Simpsons hit and run makes more sense

[@The_True_Dark_King]

Yeah, always thought it was burns property.

[@timothypulliam2177]

This episode is relevant now more than ever

[@Gias1]

That 912 gets used again. Same when chief wiggum was too lazy to answer. "You've got the wrong number, this is 912”

[@lordcthulhu17]

its really funny because that's exactly how the signing went

[@FUNI_BUNY]

2:13 "oh and dont bother calling 911 anymore.. heres the real number" 912

[@scottythegreat1]

Apparently Number One doesnt have a name in the series. I say, we should call him William T. Riker.

[@waynemacfarland1546]

Number 1: "Remove the Stone of Shame!" Homer: 'WOO-HOO!" Number 1: "Attach the Stone of Triumph!" Homer: (groans in disappointment)

[@Shembazarki]

Was so sad that didn’t make it into the clip 😂

[@waynemacfarland1546]

@@Shembazarki As if attaching the Stone of Shame and the Stone of Triumph wasn't a big disappointment for Homer.

[@tomedy_official]

"Secret society" almost every man in Springfield as a member

[@alphaelmo2037]

“Patience Monty. Climb the ladder”

[@WEHRWULF8814]

3:15 the Stonecutters are slowly losing their grip

[@SARCASM_IS_MY_FIRST_NAME]

3:58 Stone cutter underwear , ghosts burnning , i'm dying here

[@flagpole974]

So glad youtube provides the link for the wiki article on illuminati. Wouldnt understand the clip without the context

[@trippy6035]

This is the best channel ever

[@internationalparam]

They arnt wrong at 2:26. (During the declaration of independence) "According to the bar tab from the evening, the delegates drank 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of claret, 22 bottles of porter, 12 bottles of beer, 8 bottles of hard cider, 8 bottles of Old Stock (whiskey), and 7 large bowls of spiked punch large enough that, as one observer put it, “ducks could swim in them”

[@randomobserver8168]

Aww, you cut some of the initiation paddling and the falling through the floor. Plus Homer commenting that Crossing the Desert was a lot like the Unblinking Eye, and exactly like The Wreck of the Hesperus. And the final ritual, "The Paddling of the Swollen Ass."

[@vB3ATz]

I love how Lenny says the stonecutters don’t call each other by name, then in his next sentence calls himself, Carl, and Mr.Burns by name

[@lumityforever]

4:59 You've done a good thing bart I thank you

[@michaeljohn5338]

Poor observation from those saying everyone in spring field is a member. Hence the traffic jam shows unfamiliar faces and tells that the population is higher than just the familiar characters.

[@rickycardenas5154]

The Simpsons didn't predict the future. Matt was just one of those ppl in the room when it was being planned out

[@craneywatch]

My long dream, to bully my boss the way Lenny did to his boss.

[@JMoruzzi]

I see Steve Guttenberg is still pulling those strings!

[@Theprimaryfocus]

Its amazing how much the devil slips in the crevices...

[@smullen123]

Illuminati confirmed

[@blueraccoon1088]

Cue the X-Files theme

[@GHOST91141]

912 😂😂

[@jrs4516]

awww you cut the stone of shame/triumph bit

[@chrisoates]

There is a building in my town with a symbol on it and it belongs to United Grand Lodge of England who remind me of the Stonecutters and they firmly believe in Integrity, Friendship, Respect and Charity

[@chrisoates]

@Voltanary There are masons in my town. They give to charity and do ceremonial stuff. They give to charity and you are not allowed to talk about politics or religion

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

@Voltanary Yes and?

[@maxtornogood]

Who keeps the Martian's underpants? *WE DO! WE DO!*

[@danielleking262]

Under wraps*

[@maxtornogood]

@@danielleking262 Heh, I only wrote that as a similar sounding parody.

[@Dyknown]

What's step 2?

[@galenkehler]

"Everyone takes the same oath" 😆

[@SaadAli-gz7lh]

I love homer Simpson

[@elgatofelix8917]

Simp

[@xtzyshuadog]

*"You are Lisa Simpson."*

[@SaadAli-gz7lh]

@@xtzyshuadog u Lisa simpson🤔

[@melekeok250]

I'll take this communistic one too

[@MobKnowledge]

Was pretty much every male in Springfield (barring Homer initially) a member? Doesn't sound all that exclusive.

[@GothboiGucci]

or much of a secret. maybe that's another layer to the joke

[@janewick509]

That's why they are the main characters. Notice how they never got poor

[@denisgauthier9191]

Number One the Head Stonecutter is voiced by none other than Captain Picard himself Patrick Stewart

[@shivam2singh]

I am still wondering how Lenny and Carl outrank Mr. Burns....

[@philbecker4676]

For the sake of humour.

[@shadow_ax]

Apparently, they joined before he did.

[@fabianfischer4229]

0:57 That's a paddlin'.

[@blueraccoon1088]

3:22 who thinks this is catchy?

[@PeterAuto1]

We do, we do!

[@detectivenuthead7869]

Homer should never be a chosen one

[@lonick1692]

"I think he should take a different oath" gold

[@Norrie_Rugger]

They obviously stopped making Gutenberg a star

[@smullen123]

I said I don't want any dam vegetables

[@ApolonioQuiosco]

We can say that Homer lives in a Society!

[@discordmarauder]

There’s a context thing on the video that’s referencing the wrong secret society

[@ricksanchez7843]

The cult of Saturn

[@gmoney1061]

Funny as hell, but I noticed somebody’s a brother? 🥳👍🏾😎

[@ChaklitTea]

“Play ping pong” ring a bell? Comet ping pong pizza?

[@rozasupreme]

I like how he questions the G&LA but not being a Commie

[@briankleinschmidt3664]

A secret society consisting of everyone in town.

[@johnirby8847]

KZbin thinks we need a wikipedia link to enjoy this video 🤔

[@infernaldisdain8051]

And it’s the wrong Secret Society too.

[@johnirby8847]

@@infernaldisdain8051 I know! They were making fun of freemasonry 🤔😂

[@wigglycharlie7451]

The 3rd initiation trial was "The paddling of the swollen ass"

[@vladsaiidov8512]

I know its a cartoon, but goddamn, even in the intro thers no nuclear powerplant parking lot behind the simpsons house

[@glitchedoom]

That martian looks like a proto-Kif.

[@countiblis1246]

Notice how the song was missing some lyrics? I always knew that Steve Guttenberg fact was spot on.

[@gkdunch]

that ending, *chefs kiss* is perfect

[@adey88splace]

"everything lasts forever."

[@mikerphoneassasinhls8303]

Plot twist: Charles Montgomery Burns did indeed climb the ladder an Lenny became a loyal Servant 😳😳😳😳😳

[@masterblaster4784]

I guess the stone cutters/masons finally allowed the electric car lol

[@ТарасСавіцький-щ4ж]

4:25 it was so surprising to see the last emperor gag

[@cmvogt5951]

My Goodness, Homer is joining the Group of the Society and he's #908.

[@jeffrowisdabest]

I love how half the men in town are part of it.

[@FireOnIce77]

Who makes Steve Gutenberg a starrrr?! We do!

[@Marelfan]

0:35 Patience Monty.. Climb the ladder

[@robogen1331]

So is nobody going to talk about the fact a literal giant egg is a stonecutter?

[@allancobaria8298]

4:45 nothing last forever

[@edutukao]

0:35 that little bit of hair make a great difference

[@masterjay4992]

God keeps more secrets than any living soul in existence and there is a very good reason why.