If The Superbowl Were Honest - Honest Ads (Superbowl Commercials, NFL Sponsors, chiefs)

[@themortreport]

You missed my (least) favorite type of SB ad. "We're going to spend $25 million in advertisements to tell you how great we are for donating $500K to a charity"

[@osurpless]

Yep, the Hobby Lobby adjacent “He Gets Us” style of performative charity. And given how that CEO feels about equality and feminism, a real phenomenon in itself…

[@lewatoaofair2522]

AKA 5% of that ad budget.

[@derrickmcadoo3804]

Damn.

[@KCCardCo]

Yeah to a charity they own.

[@extropiantranshuman]

isn't the worst those non-profits asking for money with a superbowl ad?

[@grandmasterace4785]

"I'm merely a huge corporation with endless resources, just give me more of your money"

[@hazukichanx408]

Will no-one think of the plight of the poor corporate family, where the CEO works _so hard_ to squash his expensive chair while hundreds or thousands of cubicle slaves fritter away what little mental and emotional health they had to begin with? If corporations are taxed, that CEO might cry and fire the three thousand people he would have fired anyway, because the line must go up and the share price and the dividends and money money money, froth, money.

[@17-MASY]

‏‪2:39 Subtitles made it GOP when talking about white lol

[@smilingearth5181]

"We interrupt 37 seconds of actual gameplay" xD

[@extropiantranshuman]

seriously - so much was said in this honest ad that spoke many truths!

[@unperson5713]

Roger Horton in a cheerleader skirt? Life will never be the same.

[@nickkohlmann]

It's only downwards from up here.

[@themanyouwanttobe]

Didn't he wear a French maid outfit in one video? Or am I just dreaming about him?

[@popcultureaddict733]

Makes you want to gouge your eyes out, doesn't it?

[@cerial0411]

Advertising 101: Play all the angles.

[@metronorthwtrain1452]

Things you can never unsee.

[@rwdplz1]

2024: The only commercials on TV are sports betting, lawyers, car ads, and pharmaceuticals. Corporate greed surpassing levels we used to portray in parodies.

[@JoseLopez-tk4tq]

💯🎯

[@billbrink9618]

Yep. All while boasting of record yearly profits.

[@extropiantranshuman]

honest ads needed more than ever

[@elongatedmuskrat6172]

You forgot insurance, the most ubiquitous of all!

[@OverAnalyst]

Lol that _we stand for change, or against it, whatever_ is spot-on. "We care" yeah ok. Actually all this is spot on, well done. ¡Viva Hortitos!

[@Maru-vs9kb]

Yep. Remember BLM, Ukraine, Me Too, the Arab spring...or covid, the now unmentionable?

[@brockjennings]

Tip of the Day: If you're hosting a gameday party, be sure to have the toilet plunger at the ready. There's always a guest that will drop a load and clog the bowl.

[@Diggler569]

This is legit good advice. I have a super plunger that operates based on pressure

[@droth1031]

This sounds like the Voice of Experience

[@seth5308]

Sounds like sports fans are just gross.

[@joshyoung1440]

Are you imagining that people keep their toilet plungers somewhere besides next to the toilet, at the ready?

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I'm glad I never host gameday parties, then!

[@RatedRMario21]

Only thing ,missing was the spot for Horton Insurance. "Hi, I'm Roger Horton, and here's a celebrity we paid $20 million to tell you how awesome our insurance is. So remember to bundle your home. car, boat, RV, motorcycle, appliances, phone, lawnmower *and* bicycle with Horton Insurance. Don't own everything listed? No problem! We here at Horton Insurance are proud to insure even nonexistent items! PS We just raised everyone's rate $35 a month to pay for Awesome Celebrity and this ad time."

[@stephen3164]

I was waiting for her to instantly severely burn her mouth upon biting in to the pizza roll - bc no matter how cool to the touch the outside is, that fill is hot-pocket molten lava inside, just waiting to scald you. Oh great, now I feel for pizza rolls…

[@DemonicAdj]

I mean, it's a prop in commercials. It was probably made of clay or something and she immediately yaks into a bucket when the camera cut. The acting is spent not retching during the take.

[@junkiejackflash]

I shit you not i got a Kevin Hart Draftkings ad immediately after the video ended lmao

[@bomberleague4502]

Yeppers

[@nytia117]

I got one just before the video started lol

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Also before the vid.

[@larrygrebler5054]

I've been getting this crap all day even though I let KZbin know I don't gamble. Also I have no interest in this dumb game.

[@guitarcomet5]

Me, too! …totally wasted advertising money…lol😂

[@ElbowDeepInAHorse]

"Turns out if I disappear for one second, you guys won't buy what I'm selling." That savagery toward the comments when the channel introduced the sentient clock. XD

[@overdoseproductions9011]

😂

[@daniegamin]

Roger wants to retire.

[@JimmyMon666]

Roger, the only celebrity I would actually buy from.

[@bobvella7228]

You that imgur celebrity?

[@Maiq-the-Liar]

M'aiq does skip the episodes that don't feature Roger, so there's truth to that. 😹

[@effychase62]

I love this stuff..... everything on TV is Crap. All ads are Lies. Everything is about separating you from your money.

[@kittenluvzu]

and shaping how you should view the world, act in relationships, etc. etc.

[@DemonicAdj]

Game trailers (and probably commercials in general) described as "Lies, set to music"

[@Francisco-Danconia]

Literally all of it 💯

[@extropiantranshuman]

says the person watching honest ads

[@diosoth]

You can tel Roger has waayyyy too much fun filming these. I bet the outtake reels are hilarious, they have to burst into laughter a lot.

[@walking_introvert]

the ultimate Bread and Circuses day of the year!

[@universalredguard]

Yup

[@JoseLopez-tk4tq]

The ancient Romans would be mad jealous!

[@scienceface8884]

​@@JoseLopez-tk4tq Not until we start releasing hungry lions onto the field after half time.

[@wankertanker1813]

​@JoseLopez-tk4tq sad thing is they now call Rome the United States

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

"If it not about beer or burgers, it's about sex. " And cars that none of us could ever hope to afford.

[@DemonicAdj]

Sitting on our butts eating junk food while we watch other people exercise. (Simpsons gets some of the credit for that one)

[@sebcw1204]

i don't think i'll ever understand why so many people get worked up over an owl, no matter how superb it is.

[@eddenoy321]

me either

[@standardofexcellence]

The superb owl is not what it seems

[@CliffSedge-nu5fv]

If owls were honest..

[@clarewillison9379]

😂😂😂

[@iamhungey12345]

It's a hoot.

[@mikdan8813]

Roger Horton 2024. Truth. Honest truth.

[@TheLordOfNothing]

@waltersobchak1719 Who would be his running mate?

[@dldave1978]

​@@TheLordOfNothing The redhead. She's got my vote

[@TheLordOfNothing]

@waltersobchak1719 I can only imagine it. The Horton Party: Politically motivated by corporate PAC's and billionaire donors. (Please don't kill me, this is to the theme of his videos)

[@DemonicAdj]

​@@TheLordOfNothing He IS the donors.

[@TheLordOfNothing]

@waltersobchak1719 He has an entire state!

[@EconomicWarfare]

Stuper Bowl is definitely fitting. 😂😂

[@meh3247]

Stupor Bowl fits better.

[@EconomicWarfare]

@@meh3247 Cheeky

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

@@EconomicWarfare

[@zuglymonster]

Hahaha I used to call it the "Stuper bowl" when I was a little kid and thought it was stupid when my parents would have super bowl parties.

[@HylianFox3]

"Because we stand for change, or against it. I don't know! I can't keep up with everything on social media. I'm merely a huge corporation with endless resources. Look, just eat my bean dip!"

[@lindawilson4625]

"It's my world, Baby. You're just living in it" encompasses soooo much more. THANKS! Love your videos :-)

[@chargerdave2046]

I like how the Super Bowl icon ( 7 seconds in ) is shaped like it's giving the middle finger!!! Brilliant

[@CSLucasEpic]

Remember that Bruce Willis movie "The Last Boy Scout" where the whole plot revolved around preventing the NFL legalizing gambling, and a whole lot of people were murdered over it? Who would have known that gambling over NFL games would become 100% legal today thanks to the magic of the internet...

[@standardofexcellence]

Damn bro you right, gonna credit you thanks.

[@cyberinsecuregaming2890]

Frito Lay really does make a lot during the Superbowl.

[@JoseLopez-tk4tq]

More than the GDP of some third world countries I'll bet.

[@samlevantine6667]

Living in Vegas with no interest in the Superbowl, this hits home. :) Cheers to Roger Hortitos!!

[@extropiantranshuman]

who wants to watch rihanna's pregnancy performance again?

[@Chesh89]

Nothing makes me hungry like watching men develop head injuries in real time that will effect every aspect of their lives while simultaneously thinking of hot people.

[@MrKhankab]

Just think of the millions they make playing a kids game and Crack open a beer with that food. 😂😂

[@reza2kn]

Wait.. Are you ok?

[@Chesh89]

@@reza2kn careful asking that question on the internet. You saw what happened to Elmo.

[@reza2kn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah, but I love until I die, so, I really AM asking @@Chesh89

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Hey, at least they are causing each other irreparable brain damage willingly and not against their will and being overpaid to do it! So, I have no sympathy for the players whatsoever!

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

There's always some 💩 in the game. Thanks to people like Roger we get a thorough breakdown of the Reality of it all. Mucho thanks Roger! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@bonwatcher]

I love how Roger points out the stupid irony of the antiquated TV rule against showing anyone drinking anything representing alcohol in a commercial while allowing the sale of sex. She does it well by delivering the line, "...I'm busy drinking my Roger's Cream... Ale." 🤣🤣

[@DemonicAdj]

But don't show nipple. Conversely, you can show a LOT of violence in a movie, but nothing sexy or you get a bad rating.

[@slake9727]

Drinking beer used to be shown in commercials. I have seen old B&W commercials showing a guy drinking a glass of beer.

[@ennesshay5040]

Where's the '''I$RA£LI''' funded ad { shown } for - 'Bring the Dads / Hostages Home ?' WHILE flattening the city CONtaining said hostages ?!!!!!

[@NewMessage]

Thank god this wasn't completely ruined by 13 seconds of one of the players girlfriends enjoying the game.

[@hdervish2497]

Hey, I heard her boyfriend is playing at the Usher concert tonight

[@sinfulhappiness]

🤣

[@jamesmchugo9422]

What? Hold up, there’s game on today? How did that happen the Usher Swift day?

[@HylianFox3]

The Stuper Bowl has a strict "No Girls Allowed" policy.

[@playdiscgolf1546]

What other girlfriends they show?

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Usher me impressed, this is the best thing to parody the Superbowl since the Puppy Bowl started

[@sinfulhappiness]

Rodgers capitalist monopolist character is in it's prime. .. PRIME TIME!!

[@stephenschroeder6567]

Watching Britt eating pizza rolls is way better than watching the game! Wait, who am I kidding? Watching Britt do anything is way better than watching the game. 🤩😍 Thank you, Roger for another masterful skewer of another absurdity. Too bad you cannot track how many corporate types lose their sh!t over your presentations. Keep up the great work!

[@TheCharleseye]

This channel has fewer than 200,000 subscribers. No corporate types care what "Roger" says. Adam Conover already did this kind of show with Adam Ruins Everything. His show is on Hulu and it isn't making any real difference, so it's silly to think anyone running a corporation even knows what Honest Ads is. Especially when we're talking about something like the Super Bowl and its advertisers.

[@m.elizabeth0302]

It’s my world, baby. You’re just living in it! I’m using that as my motto😂😂😂😂😂

[@big_dozg]

Dropping in and dropping a load hits differently on game day.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

man i love Roger if everyone was as Honest as Roger society would be so much better off

[@GabrielleTollerson]

ikr

[@kingmarx810]

The only thing with "super" and "bowl" in the title I'll watch today.

[@mjwaldrep]

"I'm too busy drinking Roger's cream...ale" 😆

[@jeromecarrier8094]

Let's make a Fundrai$er$ to put this ad on the Next SuperBowl 2025! It's gonna be Hillarious!

[@JoseLopez-tk4tq]

Don't you mean "Roger-larious?"

[@AustynSN]

Going by this years prices and that this is a 6.75 minute video.... We'd be looking at over 94 million dollars for that.

[@gabrielhersey5546]

At 7 million per 30 seconds. This video is 6:45 That’s a lot of money. Over 90 million

[@TheCharleseye]

You do know that they don't just let anyone advertise during the Super Bowl, right? It's not Google Ads, where you can end up with random ads popping in. They are vetted and approved ahead of time. They would simply refuse this ad and pick one from the stack of companies begging to pay millions of dollars for that air time.

[@seth5308]

Nothing says worthless obsession quite like professional sports 😂

[@polreamonn]

When the heartland calls, never go without your Hortitos.

[@janeentumbao8690]

Being from Cleveland, I care less about the StuperBowl! Pass that fizzy hoppy drink and them make-me-sexy but makes-me-fatter pizza rolls!😂😂😂😂

[@Pianotendo]

Go Browns!

[@janeentumbao8690]

@@Pianotendo Maybe next year. That's the running gag for them for the past 40 years! 😄

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

$7 Million for 30 seconds of ad time now!? OMG, Last I heard it was $3.5 Million, which is still outrageous!

[@JoseLopez-tk4tq]

Imagine those millions diverted to their employees instead. Naaahhh!

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@JoseLopez-tk4tq They sure as hell wouldn't spend it on their employees even if they didn't waste it on a Super Bowl commercial.

[@IndogaKirai]

Because 90% of 370 million people watch it. Advertisement work of people see them

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@IndogaKirai Nowhere near 90% of the US watches the Super Bowl, and the population of the US is nowhere near 370 million, unless you include Canada! Stop pulling "stats" out of your ass!

[@rayzerot]

​@@IndogaKirai ...no. Just no. It was 123.7 million. You don't need to make things up when it's easy to check and when it's still an impressive number

[@tommcmullen2656]

i'm not even from the USA but i want Roger to stand for world president to educate people porperly..... i have been rogered and cant't wait till i get rogered again on valentines day

[@uikmnhj4me]

lol the job of the president isn’t to educate people

[@extropiantranshuman]

you're not in the us but want to vote for roger? Sounds like someone might've not watched the last video.

[@scruffiestofnerfherders7397]

Makes we crave whatever outside of the actual 11minutes of action

[@IAsimov]

I remember during a Superbowl game. I watched a singer lip-sync to the national anthem, followed by jet fighters courtesy of the US Air Force, followed by swearing that No Controversy Nor Social Commentary Was Happening At All, No Sir. Then came 1 minute of game, followed by 10 minutes of being bombarded with ads. One minute of game, ten more minutes of ads... When a friend of mine, who doesn't even know about the Superbowl, invited me to play SWTOR, I decided I wasn't having much fun watching it, anyway. Hours later, I had pleasant time with them, and went to sleep. Come the morning, I wake up reading it had been the absolute worst Superbowl game there had ever been, and the lowest number of spectators. If that's not a statement about what the Superbowl is, nothing is.

[@paineoftheworld]

One - slow mo is not needed for Britt at all, but it is nice. Two - we are the Romans. Look at our games, our Capitol, our capital city...on and on. Three - when do I get my effing toga?

[@Etymon-jt3zw]

You're supposed to pick up your togas at the frat party... freshman

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@Etymon-jt3zw Or go make your own, if it's really important to you. Togas are actually a massive annoyance to put on.

[@amandaseward-chavis1267]

Just bread & circuses for you

[@CAP198462]

I’m so glad the HFL hasn’t trademarked and copyrighted The Stupor bowl forcing me to use euphemisms like “the big game.” Thanks Roger.

[@EverettBurger]

My prediction: a blown holding call three plays after the two minute warning in the fourth quarter

[@nola281]

Clotheslining a player but no call.

[@africakalahari4477]

If having kids was honest😂

[@SteveWKk]

Just can’t imagine going crazy over a bunch of multi millionaires playing games 😵

[@walking_introvert]

me neither. Bread and circuses! Then back to that job on Monday! The fact people are invested in this every year is beyond me.

[@universalredguard]

It's sad

[@drewschumann1]

I can't imagine going crazy over people watching multi millionaires playing games

[@standardofexcellence]

Acting badly over a script with betting odds

[@raiden72]

​​@@drewschumann1they are sero-sum games what arguably waste a whole bunch of resources including gas to drive to the bowl. We are chewing up the world's resources just to watch a temporary "win" and not inventing anything with those resources. It's just a big time sink. Not to mention dealing with the dementia of all the players that ruin their brains from smashing into each other needlessly. Sometimes they can't even pull their pants up because the dementia is too bad.

[@diyeana]

Ya'll should be the Superbowl Half-time Event. I'd tune in to watch the Horton Crew. 🤩 Or is that Horton's Heroes?

[@NewMessage]

I'd love to taste Roger's Cream... Ale.

[@thomasc6574]

you ever drank baileys from a shoe?

[@otakubullfrog1665]

I still like to buy those paper squares my friends are selling so that, when I lose my money, at least I know who's winning it.

[@twistedfellow7041]

Now that he gambled away his life savings, time for her to leave him to be with Roger! He's more fun anyway. 😁

[@AlahuSnackbar]

You can't show them drinking because your lawyers told you that you can't, and you will never understand it, and it will never matter that you don't understand it.

[@marcuscho1166]

Seeing Horton with a skirt has got to be the most cursed thing out of all ads.

[@750count]

I was laughing and very uncomfortable at the same time 😅

[@mb8226]

I feel like half of these are unique, transformative iconic videos. The other half are the equivalent of a college student taking a long drag on a jazz cigarette and going “you know what’s bullshit?”

[@TheCharleseye]

I feel like you're being generous by saying it's 50/50.

[@chewycenter]

Oh my God, Honest Ads has gone meta. With the Join option we can build the Roger empire by buying more Roger.

[@meandyouagainstthealgorith5787]

Some say it's hard work. Some say it's bean dip.

[@MrRrusiii]

And just remember, if you're even a little concerned about pro player head injuries, don't worry. Unlike the millions of boys between the age 9-12 who play full contact football and are far more susceptible to permanent brain damage leading to increased risk of suicide even before they graduate highschool, NFL players are millionaires who will be able to get any treatment they want.

[@Apr0x1m0]

OMG, the phrasing in this one is savage! Love it

[@a1990hussain]

For halftime refreshment nothing beats a round of Dickens Cider

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

Hard Dickens cider. 😊

[@kameljoe21]

To be honest I use low fat greek yogurt 32oz with half a tea spoon of citrus acid instead of sour cream. With 2 packets of onion/ranch dip packets the container comes out to be 610 calories for the whole container. Try that with sour cream and it will nearly tip the scale at 2000 calories. I no longer feel guility by putting a whole bunch of it on my food or eating a huge amount of dip with veggies.

[@GabrielleTollerson]

sounds tasty! Thanks for sharing 😄 Would definitely love a healthier alternative!

[@kameljoe21]

@@GabrielleTollerson It you want more sour just add a bit more citrus acid. Drain off the excess water as well. Stay away from the lemon or lime juice. It just adds too much fluids to it and you do not want it to be runny. Citrus acid can be bought from Amazon. I bought a 40lbs tub of it for 100 bucks. We use it in the dishwasher as well.

[@Jianichie]

I love how Roger was fawning over Roger for a Roger commercial during a Horton's game.

[@pamelamays4186]

It's Roger's world. We're just living in it.

[@HerculesFit]

Hortitos pizza rolls low-key sound fire 😂

[@jorggamingcr409]

And remember, the big restaurant ad where they advertise the huge 20lb patty with fried onion rings followed by 1gallon of soda...followed immediately by the cholesterol and diabetes pill ads.

[@AVOWIRENEWS]

It's always fascinating to think about what "honest ads" would look like, especially for something as big as the Superbowl! The Superbowl isn't just a game, it's a cultural phenomenon, combining sports, entertainment, and advertising in a unique spectacle. Imagine the creativity involved in making commercials that are both honest and engaging. Plus, the mention of NFL sponsors and the Chiefs adds an interesting layer. It's a great opportunity to reflect on the impact of advertising in sports and how it shapes our viewing experience. Really gets you thinking about the behind-the-scenes of these big events! 🏈✨

[@thebusdrrivertohell]

Roger's got some fantastic stems

[@iamthatiam1618]

😂😂😂 I like how this video was uploaded on the day of Superbowl.

[@JoseLopez-tk4tq]

It's a conspiracy I tell you!

[@kevinleee3408]

I can't get enough of her biting into those pizza rolls

[@reyperry2605]

Best part? While I'd like to say it's Sexy Pizza Roll Brit, I gotta give it to the unskipable FanDuel Kick of Destiny ad at the end. Aww, Dad, we're all DEVO!

[@abmoore06]

When your ad roll after a Roger video is one of the companies they made fun of.

[@unkown34x33]

Spot on.... They are exactly like this. I don't even watch it anymore

[@seattlegrrlie]

That Usher burn at the end was perfection

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Rogers Creme Ale sounds pretty good honestly, maybe not as nice as Irish cream, but I'd try it.

[@gphjr1444]

I love the horribly edited movie trailers that were 10 seconds and then ended with an announcement that the full horribly edited trailer was online.

[@thetalkingboard]

Just happy Roger is back as lead actor!

[@SkyHighForever]

I need to see a collab between Roger and Adam Conover. The universe itself will quake under the weight of their godly power.

[@Mira_Dunia]

As a Patriots fan, I’m just basking in the glow of six (and a half?) superbowl wins as America goes from loving/hating the Pats to loving/hating the Chiefs. 🏈 🍕

[@dvgese]

The reality in these skits is breathtaking! How many people don’t even realize it?

[@Aussie_Stitch]

Look at Roger working that skirt 😂

[@HoneyTone-TheSearchContinues]

I can’t unsee it. Good thing they overlaid it with him in a suit. Happy place.

[@1Kent]

It's the 21st century version of the Roman Colosseum.

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

The clapping music when Roger appears is so accurate 😂

[@kaidorade1317]

Man: “You are really my wife?” Woman: “well I was…until you gambled away our life savings. Now I’ll leave you alone and penniless and I’ll go shack up with the milkman I’ve secretly been having an affair with for the past two months “

[@TheCharleseye]

Who hurt you?

[@PeteysPonderings1220]

A fan duel ad played at the end. Isn't it ironic? Lmao

[@thetrainmon]

"Hortitos" sounds like something Beavis would come up with when he's in "Cornholio" mode.

[@standardofexcellence]

So glad someone is calling it something it is besides the superb owl

[@fredaf3700]

Better than the actual super bowl commercials for this year 😁

[@kingdonut6675]

Wow, they got Roger Horton to endorse Hortitos! Now I have to buy it!

[@userac-xpg]

You did it again Roger! this was brilliant

[@Sly88Frye]

Yeah that about sums it up. Still I'm glad I got the day off to watch the game and enjoy the funny ads and forget about the ads that sucked and had a great time watching Usher with several other performers. Too bad the 49ers lost, but it was a great game.

[@osurpless]

Yep, like the best basketball games, would’ve liked it if it went to double overtime. And if the 49ers/their coach had considered the new rules, it might have…

[@Stephanie.101]

Hortitos Pizza Rolls: chewing / song / hair blowing in the wind 😂

[@dawnstorm9768]

🤣

[@chriskatz2355]

Wheres my cats that still gamble using only pennies? 😂

[@itowmyhome797]

I remember when I used to watch every single one of Rogers videos most of them multiple times, in the early days he had some really funny staff, and great writers, my how the mighty have fallen. Now I’m wondering if I even want to stay subscribed.

[@AlanTuringWannabe]

The guy married up. That's why he's surprised at the end she's really his wife. The was hilarious.

[@douglasstrother6584]

The Insuffera-bowl 2024.

[@meatwax]

Best thing about super sports bowl: the town will b mostly empty. I can go anywhere unencumbered. Anyone I encounter will have a high chance of being a normal, non fanatical, person.

[@extropiantranshuman]

there was an honest ad I was thinking about being needed, but then I forgot. I just thought up vacations, but that was just done. Airplanes? Done too. Grocery stores? I'm stumped. Well you can do cooking appliances and charcoal industries. Grilling would be a really good honest ad! Especially post-superbowl!