Hooker Protocol | House M.D..

[@thewiseguy6750]

In the end, House showed that he is a good friend.

[@dragonkamran]

Always has been, really. The guy is always in pain

[@badgerbadgerton966]

"Oh, shut up!" LOL

[@lebayhsok9557]

And that he does care

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

He showed it many times before as well.

[@CorvoThan]

not just then. he repeadetly proved himself

[@vladbobko5457]

House will never miss a beat when someone asks if he's okay to not say, "My leg still hurts"

[@Satans_Little_Helper]

Or an audiobook or podcast or something!

[@my.little.80]

@@Satans_Little_Helperdid you take the garbage out before breakfast?

[@lordwillshire1398]

“It’s only cheating if you don’t have cancer” I’m so used to house’s bs it sounds reasonable to me.

[@annamarieaustin7973]

Lmfao😂

[@tech4172]

Lol ditto

[@danielrae861]

He IS reasonable. That's the nature of House. He sounds reasonable because he is reasonable. He is a creature of reason and rational thinking. If you see that as BS good luck and good night

[@lordwillshire1398]

@@danielrae861 bro eat a snickers

[@danielrae861]

@@lordwillshire1398 I have 2 snack size I just purchased 20 minutes ago - how did you guess? Good on ya your Lordship jajaja :). Stay frosty

[@faaizdeads6520]

Wilson being the great guy even in his most selfish form (due to cancer) ,make this show better than any other medical show becuz of these little things.

[@redfordreddington8834]

Should have left her behind

[@w1lDstYLe]

@Lubomir Radev awh, come on man. You gotta get that grammar done correctily. You forgot the period after betterer. But I got you covered.

[@w1lDstYLe]

@Lubomir Radev the fact that saying "correctily" to make sure there's no way anyone was dumb enough to even question whether or not I was serious wasn't enough to make that clear to you is insult enough. You had to embarrass yourself even more with an "f u"? Are you going to call me a poopoo head next because my joke wasn't as stupid as yours? Sorry no one can top "betterer", man.

[@w1lDstYLe]

@Lubomir Radev lol you're so hurt over me not praising your joke, it's pathetic. Poor baby, I hurt you so much that you thought mentioning how great my hair looks would come off as negative. It takes a real idiot to see someone go along with your joke and then get angry about it because their joke just showed you how bad yours was, but you managed it and no one can take that from you. I'm proud of you, so dry those tears and take that pride proudly.

[@w1lDstYLe]

@Lubomir Radev oh wow, those Americans really got you scared. You're reduced to just repeating the name in fear now. I mean, I know it's because I hurt your feelings and you think I'm American, but you cant just give them all the credit.

[@alecaquino4306]

I would really love to see a miniseries of just House and Wilson going on their final adventures together. That would really be an enjoyable watch.

[@BenRajan]

Don't forget Enna.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

It would also be sad considering Wilson's prognosis

[@alecaquino4306]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I know 😢

[@raymac5235]

Unfortunately the show ended 12 years ago. Both are far too old now to do a show that's supposed to take place during Wilson's last months.😢

[@mattnar3865]

@@raymac5235 Yeah far too late for Wilson, bro has been dead 11 years. They could do a House and Thirteen reunion and mercy kill episode though.

[@bryn_04]

What I find interesting is that House is the arrogant, selfish genius who's cynical and doesn't really like anyone, while Wilson is a well-adjusted, social people pleaser who's basically House's opposite. Yet they both end up alone. Together, but alone. The fact that they both end up alone speaks to the indifference of the universe that House always talks about. That the universe doesn't care who they were, it just threw them into circumstances that made them both be alone, despite them being so different. The contrast between their persona's was always there but only after the show ended did it became clear that the only people they really had were each other. It's actually very interesting and beautiful, another reason why House MD is one of the best shows of all time.

[@nsubugakasozi7101]

To be honest, Wilson would never have ended up alone if he wasnt friends with house. House is the one that kept getting him out of his relationships. Wilson was a just too nice to leave.

[@bryn_04]

@@nsubugakasozi7101 but all his marriages failing had nothing to do with house. Idk if it would have been much different. "He was too nice to leave" he was too nice for anything really. Thats why his marriages failed. He was too nice. The only relationship that didn't fail because of his niceness was house's relationship with him

[@ashe9837]

you know it s a show and not real life

[@keithupton86ku]

@@ashe9837 You must be fun at parties.

[@burnerbuckingham3780]

yin and yang

[@davidcox3076]

Of course House would pick up the tab for Wilson's rental companionship. That's just the kind of friend he is.

[@pred8r273]

Still, he got a cancer rate, just house being house

[@dereknez965]

His hair poking through the bald cap is hilarious. I thought he was about to tell me something haha

[@ReivinXL]

Gotta love "Ace of Spades" playing while Wilson speeds passed the funeral

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

It's kinda cool watching Wilson Cut Loose. He should've done it more during the series.

[@TheBible2ElectricBoogaloo]

That would've ruined the end of the series I believe.

[@badgerbadgerton966]

Think of all the fences he would've destroyed.

[@Serialasked]

he finally let the bad boy out

[@w1lDstYLe]

@@Serialasked right? We got that glimpse when he stole the money from that register but then he kept his bad boy urges suppressed after that.

[@collodion1884]

The fact that we had to wait for it makes it more valuable.

[@jacobmorris3295]

This show makes me feel more and more mortal the more I watch it.

[@Durwood71]

Nah, that's just life.

[@collodion1884]

Not necessarily a bad thing.

[@fahrenheit2101]

I think that's just you aging between each watch.

[@blackalchemy222]

The double take she did when he told her shut up has me so weak for some reason😂💀😭

[@MrNicodepies]

I wonder how disappointed Hugh was driving a Corvette instead of an Aston.

[@DanRelayer_Ukraine]

even though he's British, Corvette is a great choice. Won at Le Mans multiple times over Aston.

[@phaethos]

Considering it ended up through a fence, ehh maybe not that disappointed in the end.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Glad I checked the description and saw which episode this was from before watching. I've only watched up to early season 8 and don't want any spoilers lol

[@w1lDstYLe]

Awh man why did you click it at all if you didn't already know that House died at the beginning of this season and Wilson travels with his delusion ghost for the whole season until the hair loss disease kills him? That's something I really liked being surprised finding out when I first watched it.

[@ryancamp7044]

@@w1lDstYLe wait really

[@thewiseguy6750]

LOL that is the old lady from the Better Call Saul commercial 😂

[@camdoggg23]

I knew I wasn’t trippin🤣🤣

[@Marksomali]

You have a keen observation.

[@Pllayer064]

I want to believe both shows happen in the same universe 💀

[@zekeiwa5837]

@@Pllayer064 sadly it can't be because jesse pinkman mentions house as a show on tv the silver lining is that house and sopranos take place on new jersey around the same time so in my head when house treats that mobster it's actually a soldier from the sopranos crime family

[@Pllayer064]

@zekeiwa5837 I mean, in our world we have TV-series based on real life stories, so House being this brilliant nephrologist and all...

[@darkorse9752]

Nina: "Bus comes every fifteen minutes." 😌 House: "Oh, shut up." 🙄

[@cyndirymer7068]

😂

[@sandwichbreath0]

🤣😂😅

[@Durwood71]

The funniest part is she's not going to remember he said it.

[@Leeohlin89]

Can’t say I wouldn’t have thought the same in house’s response to “shut up” 😂

[@ji604]

Getting an ad for an engagement ring before the video was almost as priceless as the clip 🤣

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

Minibar and Toilet Tank. Noted.

[@Aivottaja]

Minibar doesn't sound that safe, though.

[@Riley_Mundt]

Another option is in the nightstand drawer, under the Gideon Bible.

[@trancestimuli]

I have a lot of chronic illnesses so I end up getting a lot of surgeries. Currently recouperating from my latest one a couple days ago and doing what I always do when I'm healing.... watching House and playing Minecraft lol. I wish I had a doctor like House who could fix me.

[@theepicricemaker6611]

Wish you the best

[@justcarineinparis]

Wish you the best and to go vegan 🌱: can’t hurt, might help!

[@bastobasto4866]

@@justcarineinparis will probably hurt

[@pastimepursuit7212]

He said 2 puns, that’s what why he said “and another pun:” He wants to go out with a bang. What time do you get off? House is smooth. Idk how he “didn’t get girls in school”

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

Never would’ve thought House, MD would be where I see someone not knowing how to drive a manual is depicted accurately

[@matthewhall7976]

I love and hate how it took definite unavoidable death to make Wilson as happy as house was doing the same stuff to try and be..☹️😢😄😄

[@matthewhall7976]

He couldn't force himself to be care free like house tries to.. Shame he was going to spend time with the senile old woman like its sweet and I do believe I would have done the same but still, it's not me who got told I only have a set amount of time left.. 😢Yet..

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

He wasn't ''happy'' and neither was House.

[@badgerbadgerton966]

I just realized... Kyle can't drive too good.

[@andrewb8789]

He's only one day old.

[@badgerbadgerton966]

@@andrewb8789 Oh ya.

[@derekkirchner959]

Love how all the cars still have sticker prices on the windshield

[@brenreidy8763]

Those aren't sticker prices. They're funeral decals...

[@chadtodd8803]

What I saw, was one friend backing his friend, even though he thought it was pointless .

[@martinsgmireks1509]

"buss comes every 15min." "Oh shut up." 😅😅😅😅

[@326Alan]

4:04 *engages Bertie Wooster mode*

[@joesmoe6947]

Lol that was one strong plastic fence to blow off the hood and blow up the engine.

[@chasegaribaldi4669]

“I’m waiting for the bus” “Oh shut up” 😂😂😂

[@ashleybeverly7328]

Seeing Wilson with that bald cap made me laugh so bad😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StreetDrilla]

7:09 better call saul

[@biswadipsarkar8921]

We all feel like House at the end part of the video, at some point of time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaguilar718]

Every day.

[@lpulotu]

Living in Alzheimer’s-ville must certainly be different.

[@SqkTap]

omg! i died when he came out the room with the torn latex bald wig LOL!!

[@SINSosure]

"There's no need to knock on wood." - Farmers Insurance, after Wilson crashes into a wooden fence. Gosh, I love the algorithm at times.

[@Marksomali]

3some and drugs are what I would do when I'm dying and there's no hope to live.

[@AladdinBinLaden]

Do them now you never know 🤷‍♂️

[@Marksomali]

@@AladdinBinLaden I believe it's not worth it yet.

[@nindybear946]

U are dying and there's no hope that you'll live, go wild

[@moretimeneeded56]

I like the way Wilson looks at his watch when House asks him if he thinks he can get two open minded women to fall in love with him in one hour.

[@lilianne959]

Knew I recognized her. She's also in Better Caul Saul.

[@5tephenmb]

Ace of Spades by Motörhead and a C6 Grand Sport. Best episode ever

[@irishboy_pa]

Bus come every 15min Oh shut up

[@marioc87]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TeshuwahRijkers]

I feel like I hit a jackpot giving the 777th like. Absolutely love this random minor subplot, comedy gold

[@cindyshields5753]

I'm really concerned for the Corvette

[@fascinatedbyeverything]

How much do you think GM paid for the product placement

[@BorisNVM]

I don't remember this cursed scene

[@rybaneightsix5085]

That Cornette really didn't take it well running through a fence. Geez.

[@Salty_Balls]

Corvette owners manual clearly states "Do Not Drive through fences and into fields".

[@tomwhone9804]

A friend of mine did that when we were teenagers (harvested con field). When the car overheated, we discovered the base of a corn stalk had pierced the radiator.... Good times, good times. Also, we were not in a corvette. Those are better for bean fields, not corn.

[@thomasvakyren]

That money shift! Dammit Wilson!

[@Saddonghussein]

Im with Wilson, i never pay for sx and i allways put my wallet next to my when i sleep in a hotel, if i would do that ones in my life i would be robbed too

[@Phroggster]

Eh, *everyone* pays for intimate relations in one way or another, assuming they get lucky enough to have one/some. Professionals will at least disclose those costs up front, akin to a menu, while everyone else will at best advertise "market rate" right up until the bill is due.

[@Saddonghussein]

@@Phroggster i don't think there any intimate in whr sx, i think they saw it as a job, not as a good time, but im no expert in that

[@Phroggster]

@@Saddonghussein Aye, my KZbin-friendly euphemism is poor in that regard. Still, that's a cost they pay for going into that line of work. Although, a few of the professionals that I've chatted up at the bar (off the clock) saw the lack of intimacy as a perk. Others have told me that most clients just want to talk to them about stuff they can't talk to their spouses about, arguably making the encounters more intimate, even if no actual ... intimate relations ... take place.

[@snafuet]

@@Phroggster when you don't believe a psychiatrist, but believe a sx worker...which is.. reasonable to some extent?

[@CaseNumber00]

Set up a fake wallet. Used gift cards, lame membership cards, no ID, and counterfeit bills that I was stuck with.

[@addisonlyons2003]

Of all things…why’d you have to crash the vette man?

[@pastimepursuit7212]

Me on my vegas trip 0:31

[@SPCTR0]

I think a great epilogue for the series would be House and Wilson's last road trip. Does not even need to be a series, a tv movie would suffice.

[@shiraori5450]

If House is meant to be Sherlock, then whose Watson? Foreman or Wilson?

[@fancytoxicsoda]

Wilson duh

[@TheRealChopin]

^^^^^^^^

[@MichaelsVlogz]

@@fancytoxicsoda shush dont tell him house lives in 221b

[@shiraori5450]

@@MichaelsVlogz I'm asking because Foreman takes up way more of Watsons roles than Wilson.

[@joshp8535]

@@shiraori5450 No, Foreman is just a sounding board most of the time, so House can talk to himself. Wilson is the one who keeps him on the straight and narrow.

[@pastimepursuit7212]

Why would Wilson be driving without a wallet?

[@yawgmoth6568]

cause he don't care bout laws no more since he gon' die soon

[@GoldenKirby]

He had his, someone from his 3-way stole his

[@michellenuzzello3015]

i fkn LOVE HOUSE!!...lol...Wilson...he's the best....

[@a_random_jonny6424]

safest Corvette driver

[@Sandux930]

is that the old lady from better call saul?

[@moonbatt]

Everything’s better with Motörhead!

[@awuza7045]

Wilson! You cannot just leave da car Wilson! Is ilehgal! Not lehgal is bad!

[@jamesberner214]

True friend

[@anandmahamuni5442]

House wearing a Sherlock hat🤌

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Not even close. Holmes wore a deerstalker. I don't know the name of the type of hat that House is wearing, but that ain't it.

[@sws212]

@@andrewvelonis5940 It's called a flat cap and yeah, definitely not Sherlock's hat. Nobody has wore a deerstalker in decades.

[@stevewiley8409]

Scally cap

[@anandmahamuni5442]

@@andrewvelonis5940 pretty close tbh, and let's not act that house wasnt based on him

[@unhandmeprrriest4601]

"Rock Me" by Steppenwolf 🎵🤘

[@tech4172]

Bus comes every 15 mins [Oh shut up]

[@bgreene110]

Honestly the dopest example of true genuine I got your 6 as possible without it being a war movie

[@Augury13]

R.I.P. Kyle :(

[@janm.2467]

Why doesn't House have money ever? He bums money off Wilson all the time.

[@terrafletcher1930]

Wait... they used a cap instead of shaving his head?? Those women could've killed him thinking that he lied.

[@My-Pal-Hal]

Leaving the State, will PO my PO. ... P erfect O bservation 😏

[@keithupton86ku]

I see what you did there 🤣

[@QuartzGolem]

Did they really leave all the price tags still on those cars?

[@brenreidy8763]

Those arent price tags. They're funeral decals for the procession.

[@Hio01134]

So... Did the bus come? 😂

[@Dizzy_N]

What's the colour on that covette?

[@gametv9on]

car painter here, might be bordeaux red, couldnt give you a number code but ask your car guy about it.

[@CarQuizzical]

monterey red i think

[@Tony-rg4xn]

Oh shut up 😂😂😂

[@graysontatters5068]

what happens with the old lady?

[@jason8077]

is this actually work?

[@yaohshalom]

he forgot to rev match lmao

[@YourLocalPigeon]

For once, they had fun

[@sophie9951]

Lol I know what he meant when he said my leg still hurt lol if u still feel ur pain then ur ok sadly lmbo

[@Michael-ue5vh]

What episode is this?

[@futuregirl8803]

Details in the description box 😀👍

[@skadoodskadad316]

Neat

[@NotThePoint-r7n]

Fucking Wilson, unbelievable.

[@donaldwagner8000]

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[@donaldwagner8000]

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[@clueless_experimenter]

Go Kyle

[@Missyde]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[@abhishekk1239]

PO my PO. Ridiculous 😂🤣

[@clifjackson7305]

Everybody lies

[@rickrick5041]

The shows went for 60 minutes but they had to condense them to under 10 minutes by taking out unnecessary and repetitive content because the old TVs couldn’t hold anything over 10 minutes. The mondo Houser shows are very short always less than 10 minutes because of the primitive mondo TVs they had back then. The old old old TVs could not hold more than 10 minutes of show even without nipnagel or shnibuts rhetoric as they used CRT Catholic Ray Tubs technology Motorola involvement and non Dylan Mulvaney CLT or Claw Technology. No harm no fowl. Crackhead Barney oversees the southerly wing of the flies we fight as fly fighters. Caitin Clark scores best against them. The fly fighters tried Dylan Mulvaney to shorten the shows advertising and tried to produce a non racist TV set with Motorola involvement with flypaper control and Dylan Mulvaney CEO. The historically correct Crackhead Barney and a prominent associate of Dylan Mulvaney declined comment at that time but was very involved. So was Cat Clark on our side. Transgander influencer Dylan Mulvaney abandoned by Bud Lights and faced too much bullying and transphobia. Crackhead Barney is her team member in Chicago. The proof is in the pudding. It’s all part of the non racist Al Qawama discovering process My experiences as a fly fighter ruined my marriage. After that I grew organic flies to sell and satisfy a market where none before existed. It was an unexplored business opportunity with a heretofore unavailable product. It may be you don’t understand all the concepts of what was presented. If so, you should first study the famous philosopher Arthur Schopenshnauzer. To understand Arthur Schopenshnauzer you must first get a Schnauzer to work with.

[@Machistmo]

Motorhead

[@djonla1]

a stupid videotape

[@skadoodskadad316]

mmmm

[@htimsxam]

Ohio?!?

[@shaneroper5470]

Haha delusions of faith.

[@drdavidtee]

so dumb that they had to add in a stolen wallet and no money. then an accident...how stupid

[@benji6628]

only in Ohio

[@silversrayleigh8980]

I'm in this episode ^ lol

[@Sniperboy5551]

Wilson is too nice and House is too selfish. Love it. That’s why they’re friends… the writers were brilliant in crafting these characters. I miss good writing like this.

[@luth7050]

XD

[@helengarrison7543]

𝐩𝓻Ỗ𝓂Ø𝓈Ｍ 😁

[@silverstar8868]

Breaking bad reference?

[@jesse6468]

What is this disgusting nonsense?

[@Alienmojo]

This was my favorite show until House killed Wilson's wife... then he just became an unredeemable evil selfish man. I couldn't watch anymore. I honestly believe if this were real life Wilson would have left House long ago. Remember the episode where House gets touched by the newborn baby? I thought he was going to change then... maybe just a little. But he only got worse and hurt everyone who cared for him. I just stopped believing in House and that there was ANY goodness whatsoever in him. Sometimes he can act so caring for Wilson and then the next moment throws him under the bus or steals his last dollar. Sorry for the rant. I really loved this show. It just hurt too much to watch anymore. I guess I'm getting too old and too sensitive.