Horns - SNL

A man (Luke Null) consults a doctor (John Mulaney) about having his horns removed.
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[@icemonitorlizard]

"most people mistrust men with horns"Oh John Mulaney, you're amazing.

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Case in point: Satan

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

Cuckold

[@ballistichorse6221]

@Nadia Shireen ???

[@m.lhenderson5885]

I will literally watch anything he’s in

[@rahileshanbi5551]

I thought he meant men so most people don't trust men

[@gaffster6281]

"Your calves are just an open wound?" "Ugh, it's just gonna be so weird with you not having horns!" "I'm sorry, you didn't answer me." 😂😂😂

[@chronosverse4797]

When you get ignored

[@brentamador171]

May I see your calf holes?

[@timfrey2358]

"MAY I see your calf-holes?" he's beyond surprised and just fascinated now XD

[@Needler13]

Lol as someone who's been in the hospital a shit ton, doctors fucking love weird ass shit.

[@pryingeyes1551]

Would you be surprised to learn it's a real body modification? Google Daniel Achilles piercing.

[@megumin4625]

@@pryingeyes1551 Thanks for that. I always wondered what it looked like. I can see why they didn't show it in the skit

[@lemonscentedcloroxwipes]

@@megumin4625 By this reply..not sure I wanna look it up lol!

[@megumin4625]

@@lemonscentedcloroxwipes You don't want to see it. Trust me

[@iamfuturetrunks]

The fact John Mulaney isn't on SNL more often is a real shame. He is great, especially with the dead pan deliveries.

[@machoman1016]

Too bad they push that awful (Seinfeld knockoff) sitcom at him.

[@tg4655]

Don't say that kind of thing out loud. Don't put it into the world. You like these kind of sketches? This is hot garbage.

[@kayliahferrero]

He sucks big time !!!

[@JayBuccola]

He puts the audience to sleep by midnight.

[@johnavery9764]

I can't get by his voice, I really tried.

[@seanatkins958]

"You're gonna look like a banker" "No, he's not" 😂😂😂

[@geraldkenneth119]

“He’s what we in the plastic surgery business like to call “totally rooned””

[@joyh4]

nigga

[@michaelmccarthy579]

Lol. Best part. Also I have never been the like that switches a k before. I switched your like from 3.2k likes to 3.3k. I normally find that stuff stupid, bud it's just interestin, because it's never happened before for me.

[@happyandhapa5490]

“my eyebrows...are gonna stay gone”

[@geraldkenneth119]

“The 9-volt battery in my nose where the cartilage used to be, staying” “Oh god”

[@a.jpetersen]

-Jefree Star

[@ibenindrevr2547]

Heyyy it’s me

[@KittyPieVibes]

@@a.jpetersen God dammit you beat me

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

Matt Peters Wow you’re so cool and edgy.

[@JohnnyJohn1]

John Mulaney's accent and style of talking was the best part of this skit

[@sha11235]

What does John do, anyway? Wasn't he a writer for this show?

[@JohnnyJohn1]

He was for a while and then like most ppl on SNL, they leave to do other things so this was like his big ! night only return to host

[@nathatndennis4490]

He was a writer for this but then went on to stand up.

[@nathatndennis4490]

Shotgunsurgeon789 I like his stand up. His first two specials anyway. I enjoy his dry delivery

[@taylorhumes7567]

He sounds like Mr Rogers

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

“I’d ask that you NOT huff paint in my office”

[@MultiCardsfan1]

Arceus Lord of Creation That was so well delivered 😂

[@freddiefreaker9768]

It’s not me it’s the building

[@gregorbaby4269]

Johns clear voice makes his lines even more hillarious 😂

[@jmsmith1767]

Arceus Lord of Creation I love trina’s annoyed reaction

[@daerdevvyl4314]

Arceus Lord of Creation Well, lahdeedah! Anything else I can do for you, Your Majesty?

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

"It's not me, it's the building"

[@chrisp2481]

J is Scoobysmom You beat me to it

[@Abel1120]

trump building?

[@GideonLupine]

If I had a nickle every time I said that...

[@israelolorundare6140]

@@linguinelegend4858 by building , I think Mulaney was referring to huffing paint probably being a building code violation

[@walterramirezt]

@@israelolorundare6140 yeah

[@elijahl4343]

I’ve met so many people like Trina, Heidi nailed it.

[@360.Tapestry]

she probably ran with that crowd in the late 90s

[@KalElvis]

Heidi is a refreshing player on the show.

[@bballnoise5216]

I guess- she doesn't seem like a comedian to me tho. Just a good actress. I never actually laugh at her stuff, instead I just go "oh she didn't break, wow."

[@flynnryan6165]

She's really unfunny, she has the skills of a highschool drama student

[@NNichols10]

Yes yes yes exactly she nailed this character

[@breadfan_85]

"No, that's not what I'm saying. It's very stupid that you would think that." That's me in 90% of my online interactions.

[@brian554xx]

So the other 10% are admissions of guilt?

[@davidnally2426]

@@brian554xx No that's not what he's saying. Its very stupid that you would think that

[@brian554xx]

@@davidnally2426 😁

[@Royal420Way]

Online? People are dumb no matter how your communicating.

[@breadfan_85]

@@Royal420Way *you're* not wrong about that. 😂

[@missusredpants6304]

"It's not me, it's the building."

[@tobybartels8426]

Cheryl Macapagao : Judging from the exterior shot, it's the math building at Caltech. They have a very strict policy there on recreational drug use: only in the dorms and the underground stream tunnels, not where anybody else might see you.

[@coopgaming1514]

Cheryl Macapagao yeah

[@tatabeha8038]

Im just so Glad others Loved that Jewel of a line lol!!!

[@mayer5035]

"Can she come in here even if she doesn't have insurance?" 😂

[@justinhackstadt6677]

"You're going to look like a banker!" "No, no he's not." Lmfao

[@gelitrippingkiddo5907]

He is “completely Rune-ed”

[@lizziecolon320]

As someone who’s a professional piercer, this shit is hilarious 😂 I know A LOT of people that have horns or have them removed and I swear I’ve heard this exact conversation

[@xyzzyxyzzy2]

So, you're kind of like the opposite of this doctor.

[@denniscotey8182]

Omg thats gold! I dont know much about it but I dont doubt that this conversation happens!

[@TheBigwheels11]

Amazing that someone needs to ask their girl or guy for approval. If you dont like them (horns, piercings etc)get rid of em. Then if the gf/bf doesnt understand, get rid of them too. John is a great comedic actor

[@lizziecolon320]

xyzzyxyzzy2 more or less 😂

[@lizziecolon320]

TheBigwheels11 exactly! Nobody owns you and your decisions.

[@Peytoneileen]

john has such great timing and delivery ahhh

[@Karniveron]

DamTheKid Did someone hurt you?

[@jippyflapthorp9486]

Yeah... "neat shit." 🤣

[@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193]

DamTheKid are you okay? You’re not going to hurt yourself or someone else are you? This is the second comment you pointlessly failed at trolling.

[@jippyflapthorp9486]

Kara Ruckle yeah... don't feed the poor troll. You know someone is starving for attention when they cant help but be rude.

[@jippyflapthorp9486]

Renato Valsecchi nobody is arguing whether the sketch was good or not. That's not the trolling part. if it is that rude, it is trolling. When you're trying to tell somebody "neat shit" for having a different opinion than you? That, is where the trolling comes in.

[@celieboo]

"Baby, you can't get pregnant from the sex that we have." 😳😳😳😂😂😂

[@user-ep6oi4cv6z]

Denise R. I thought that what his horns was used for... I was waiting

[@pryingeyes1551]

Genta well..... Considering she's had her butt cheeks removed, that's gotta be like sticking it into a slanted, outward-jutting pyramid made of bone.

[@pryingeyes1551]

Jay, I'm glad you finished that sentence with a question mark, and not an exclamation point.

[@arctorusmedia]

Denise R. I've known people that actually think that.

[@fogofdaleks]

Denise R. Pegging

[@azoneiybelial]

"it's not me it the building" Best line in the skit

[@zorcher1016]

"You cant get pregnant from the sex we have" Wait woh hold up there!

[@pryingeyes1551]

And considering she had her butt cheeks removed, it's got to be like slamming against a pelvic bone, which sounds painful for both parties.

[@shanematthews1985]

I mean. Maybe she wears a strap on and does him

[@daerdevvyl4314]

Nobody considers the possibility of oral?

[@kutulu1976]

daer devvyl No. We did not consider that, dude.

[@AlexFlockhart]

You guys are way off. You think they're using an orifice they were born with?

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

The buck crack a zipper was a good one

[@xiimooniixmoon2988]

Butt crack

[@lilstephanie4407]

yes bc we all have buck cracks

[@ryanblair8805]

that was true love for him to wanna keep his buttcrack a zipper for his lady

[@dillpickle2132]

Are you on every SNL video comment section?

[@ryanblair8805]

@@dillpickle2132 when more than 1 person it helps if you tag the person you referring to or post the commenters name

[@ORam...]

Her acting is so spot on. I'm sure most of us have run into someone that behaves just like that. Intelligence and all.

[@SeriousMcnegative]

"I'd ask that you not huff paint in my office."

[@Hotmaildotcom97]

Mulaney looks like he got his doctorate both 1 and 100 years ago

[@maxmoser4201]

Pretty redeeming sketch for Luke, if you ask me. I felt bad after his first episode getting off to a rocky start, but this episode seems to prove him as a fairly solid cast member. Keep it up, Luke.

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

Max Moser so you didnt understand that sketch?

[@sophiagoodman-merel7453]

I'm so happy they're giving him more screen time

[@enx2083]

Which first sketch?

[@maxmoser4201]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jai4anerpcx0lac this was the sketch I was referring to. It didn't seem to be received too well.

[@raveoreynolds6049]

Well it's not just the first sketch, he's bombed almost every sketch he's been in since then too. This sketch is a good start, but he's got a LOT of work to do if he doesn't want to get cut when the season ends.

[@annasprau1359]

"you can't get pregnant from the sex we have" I CHOKED

[@Catherinzsl]

So did she at some stage, probably

[@dansmith6990]

@@Catherinzsl They were talking about anal sex.

[@NiePieerdol]

Stolen from Carr

[@chrissydavis4547]

Heidi did an excellent job in this. She kept character until the huffing paint part 🤣🤣

[@ElfyBean]

"May I see your calf holes" is probably my favorite final line of any sketch, ever.

[@getoffyourbassandletsfish7651]

“Goat 🐐 at the petting zoo kept trying to challenging me” 😂

[@MissBillieBadass]

Best joke in whole skit 😂 lol

[@JPC629]

"Even without the horns, he'll still be a walking disaster" 🤣🤣🤣

[@drphot6050]

"It's not me, it's the building" - Me to my Ex

[@itishnegi8846]

John went from concern to legit enthusiasm.....he legit wants to conduct a research on this medical miracle

[@douglasmacneil4474]

“Most people mistrust men with horns” the delivery!!! PERFECT!!!

[@franciscobarnes6602]

Never once in my life had I thought I’d hear the phrase : “May I see your calf holes” but damn it SNL, you’ve done it again

[@geraldkenneth119]

“May we pause this for a second, your calves are just an open wound?” “It’s just gonna be so weird without you having horns” “I’m sorry you didn’t answer me, the bone and muscles are visible in your calf?”

[@Karina-xm2kt]

I saw John Mulaney on the thumbnail and immediately clicked on the video

[@chaser1254]

I love it that this couple is played by new players :)

[@mikecantreed]

DamTheKid Clearly works for SNL. Every video they posted from the Mulaney episode has some on the nose compliment about the show. "Wow Leslie Jones is amazing and Cecily Strong is skinny"

[@Skerdy]

mikecantreed Leslie Jones is amazing? At doing what?!?! Nah, people can't really say shit like this with a straight face: you're exaggerating!

[@tammybirdperson6428]

Leslie Jones is the queen of comedy

[@Skerdy]

Sebastian Šikl Haha! You're funny!!! Keep it going!

[@tammybirdperson6428]

shut the fuck up, you clearly don't understand comedy

[@beentheredonethatgotatshir9503]

I could've watched another hour of this conversation

[@kelsk8711]

“ are you gonna keep your butt crack a zipper? “ 😂😂

[@OGitGirlJess]

“Why are we at a doctor babe, am I pregnant?”....... 🤣🤣🤣

[@lussianalyngdoh4641]

"Its not me its the building"🤣🤣🤣

[@ScarlettJ1221]

1:45 her hand movements remind me of Juno/Kristen Stewart lol

[@r_e046]

You are an embarrassment and pathetic

[@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193]

What the hell is going on in this comment thread

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

ScarlettP, Totally! I seaw this and thought "They shoulda had Kristen Stewart play the girlfriend!"

[@curtiskretzer8898]

Beto O'Dork

[@CharlietenBrinke]

@@toastcody5756 *Elliot Page

[@mlamarana]

“It’s not me it’s the building” I love John

[@jeremystreet2637]

“You’re going to look like a banker.” “No he’s not.” 😂😂

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

That girl is a lot skinnier than I thought

[@DamTheKid]

and WAY LESS FUNNY

[@peachrocker9716]

why would you even comment on that?? she takes care of her body, good for her. you jealous?

[@chaser1254]

Igor Schmidlapp Thats Heidi ;)

[@abbym.5579]

Peachrocker I don’t think the comment was made out of jealousy, you just don’t really see how small Heidi is in other sketches. I didn’t realize she was that small either...

[@two-face1041]

Lauren Nicole “you do”

[@CherisseangelCharlesfatness]

"Most people mistrust a man with horns." 🤣

[@rowe1j]

I like how Mulaney said he "attended" Harvard, not that he graduated from there. Subtle line, but still funny!

[@Gredran]

The more I watch this cast the more versatile I realize everyone is. Heidi's attitude was perfect in this lmao

[@heathergoldberg3427]

This is so well done. About 15 years ago, I knew so many people like this.

[@plainjane8870]

I didn’t even recognize Luke!!! This role was perfect for him in ways I didn’t even know!!!

[@nebulousisgod]

I love how the doctor is so intrigued by his calf holes. For science.

[@popebender1351]

This does not sound like SNL staff writing This sounds like John Mulaney writing, which is why this is a high quality skit in my opinion because he basically created the skit himself.

[@papabird4425]

Yeah, SNL writing staff is hot trash and has been for a while.

[@natplant]

this was actually written by luke null and heidi! luke talked about it in a reddit ama

[@FersotJ]

So the intro and outro b-roll is at Caltech and in the intro, you can see a current undergrad (named Daniel) who rides his unicycle everywhere.

[@nickstadler1906]

The intro and outro are identical footage, so we see unicycle Daniel both times.

[@uncleflansy5621]

This sounds like a John Mulaney joke in the making.

[@tobybartels8426]

I knew that I recognized that corner! Apparently it's the math building now, but that's probably not relevant to the sketch.

[@FersotJ]

Temporarily! Construction on the interior of the old math building is set to be done by Fall of this year.

[@tobybartels8426]

FersotJ : So they'll still move back to Sloan afterwards?

[@aidanreed5845]

0:01 did anyone else see the unicyclist?

[@nottheoriginalhandle]

Aidan Yo I was confused why no one had said anything , and then I got deeper in the comments lol. He’s at the end too

[@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness]

Apparently he's a student at the school the use for the outside of the office.

[@bennystanley5839]

Now I did😂

[@Zach-gy7us]

Yes..

[@carlosvazquez8984]

That's the Caltech campus

[@guitargeekette]

The "may we pause for a second" is SENDING ME!

[@gamingutility1193]

"its not me, its the building"😂😂😂😂👌 peace be upon u

[@jennifersantillana9738]

I love John mulaney! His voice is hilarious!!!

[@Antoniocarlosfaraujo]

Why we are in the doctor's office ? I'm Pregnant ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@noaboa5670]

“It’s not me it’s the building”

[@jaycue7641]

Mulaney has all the funny bits in this one. I love his “Most people distrust men with horns.”

[@someguy1141]

Shoutout to Heidi and Luke in this sketch. They kill it.

[@Anna-914]

LMFAO😂 “ my eyebrows are staying gone “.

[@nicoladawson2861]

"Even without the horns, he'll still be a walking disaster..."lmfao!!!!

[@michaelboyle6305]

Luke got some screen time!

[@BWillie]

Michael Boyle I was waiting for a Luke sketch! So awesome!!!

[@DamTheKid]

Undeserved. This was unwatchable horse shit.

[@dxrk7]

''May i see your calf holes'' One of the best SNL lines.

[@RichRotella]

I like this sketch because it's different and super dialogue driver. I think all 3 actors were great.

[@MikePhoenix007]

The sketch has multiple strokes of genius. Every line is gold. Did Mulaney write it himself?

[@jma331982]

This is some of the best writing I’ve seen in an SNL sketch

[@williamallen7984]

I tattooed in Phoenix for about 6 years and I feel like I know this couple 😂

[@olukoyatomiwa9421]

John mulaney has one of the best voices ever

[@danielsewell2481]

"Harvard... sounds sketch to me"

[@brookpickett]

My Husband and I love John Mulaney and we were talking about how we couldn't imagine that skit being funny with most hosts. John Mulaney just has such excellent delivery. He's definitely one of my favorite comedians.

[@JaBBerSmack]

Heidi is the absolute best part of this sketch

[@calvindew5298]

This whole sketch has John written across every single line

[@christopherbouska6779]

Be calfhole.... you don't want an infection. (Be careful)

[@berengerchristy6256]

an attempt was made

[@360.Tapestry]

the panel recognizes christopher bouska

[@reuvenrowner8760]

no kneed to worry. infecshins heel with time. That's what my Ankle Larry toed me, and he's a Doctor

[@99lodewijk]

Christopher Bouska don't explain the joke...

[@christopherbouska6779]

This is what the internet is all about.

[@belcanto116]

Heidi actually broke my heart a little in this one! Her bewilderment and insecurity seemed so real.

[@BradiKal61]

She is an amazing actress on top of her comedy skills. Her bit with Benedict Cumberbatch tasting Blue Bunny icecream is epic

[@Kimillions]

They had me at "Lucian". 😂🤣🤣

[@chanchanko4633]

Dude Heidi’s body is amazing. I’m jealous.

[@kat35lulu88]

“Do you mind if I do a bag?”

[@deltathecomic4765]

I was just watching random SNL sketches then I hear the doctor in the sketch's voice and I realize all at once that it's John Mulaney and now I'm really happy.

[@estherdmartinez1346]

The end 😆😆😆😆😆 "Are you gonna keep your butt crack a zipper"😂😂

[@arthurvanessen5390]

The way John Mulaney talks is awesome here!!!

[@ThoseTwoBrits1]

So nice seeing newbies! ❤️

[@1sadsexually2sadsexually54]

you have a fucking chip on your shoulder and ur taking it out on KZbin comments like a Fucking fool, yeah dude you're totally right in the head lmfao

[@annalisam9999]

DamTheKid lol so seem angry and lonely...

[@redericson1993]

Being British: Joel & Lia Same

[@andrewsalvatin]

who hurt you

[@nakita2954]

Being British: Joel & Lia omg Joel and Lia I love you guys!

[@elpidioespinoza302]

"Harvard sounds sketchy!?"🤣

[@jaimecarter3988]

every line john mulaney says in this is pure gold, from the writing to the delivery. i am dYing

[@thesmalllebowski284]

"Just imagining you without horns.... you're gonna look like a banker" - "no, he's not hahaha

[@blakes5827]

Heidi is so good.

[@nato_vision]

I think we should keep an open mind and give Luke Null a chance. This was a decent sketch he was in. I can see why people think he doesn’t have to even be on the cast, but we should keep in mind that this is only is first year, so of course he’s going to have a bumpy start and maybe from here on out, he’ll be in more sketches. You do you Luke Null✊🏽

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yeah, this comment didn't age well. Luke Null was let go after this season.

[@nato_vision]

@@canaisyoung3601 it happens

[@calumsanderson6741]

"May I see your calf-holes" is a tremendous pick up line though

[@prashanthkoundinya8385]

John Mulaney's serious sarcasm is amazing

[@kingmortz]

So that means the other 25% get more horn put in?? 🤣

[@lauranight4572]

why is no one talking about the guy at the beginning riding a unicycle

[@OleanderFaye]

In my defense he's very hard to notice.

[@ldbboosha]

Underrated sketch. Premise is funny and they all nail it.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Best line: "Am I pregnant?" LOL!

[@karmajones5683]

Who else is about to Google "Calf Holes"???? 😂

[@kissrat9045]

Nikki Bersion all i saw was caves

[@shiestysean]

Nikki Bersion facts

[@orephilosophy]

Look up "achilles piercing". Obviously not the calf but I think that's what inspired that line.

[@onemooreperson13]

orephilosophy That took me down a dark path I will never unsee.

[@andib5921]

orephilosophy I googled it and now I want to remove my eyes thanks

[@Alice_Maine]

“You’re gonna look like a banker.” “No he’s not.”

[@josephtilseth5002]

"You know how that goat at the petting zoo kept trying to challenge me?" lol

[@mnmdisney]

IV ALWAYS LOVED THIS SKIT!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lalalallalalallalala]

This girl omfg I love her here

[@denali637]

This is one of the greatest sketches of all time.

[@colindouglas1997]

Love this skit. Everybody played their role perfectly.