Horny companions in Baldur's Gate

[@Furluge]

From the narrator outtakes of Baldur's Gate 3: "You can't throw us in horny jail. We live here. We've got the keys."

[@FlyingWonderGirl]

“It’s not a horny jail, it’s a horny home!”

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

To repeat the words of the ancient ones.... "We Built This City"

[@foofoo3344]

BUT NO SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!

[@Outworlder]

The narrator's sultry voice is perfect for this

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

The BG narrator outtakes are the best! “Frantic Bi energy!” “Well I’m exuding it so, well cast”

[@osamudazai579]

The worst part is how it goes from 0 to 100 with some of them, and if you shut down their advances, they make you feel like you just murdered their cat.

[@anthonydonnelly1157]

Ahem, Tara is a *Tressym* thank you very much! not a cat. lol.

[@nrieh4553]

@@anthonydonnelly1157 Have my 100 likes. It sure looks like 1, but it's actually 100, lol. 🤣

[@deojnwedofuWE]

I dumped Halsin in my camp in act one and never talked to him again. Middle of act 3 "I think it's time we got freaky and I think you feel the same way". I say no and get "but you've been attending to me like a lover?"

[@schwagecko5589]

​@@deojnwedofuWEI accidentally put the moves on him by... asking him to enjoy himself and have fun at a party?

[@Pi_tapon]

Try not to accidentally romance Gale CR = impossible

[@triplet5375]

"my parents are subscribed" that was unexpected but hilarious

[@BasicPsychology101]

When reality hits, but the content was already made.

[@silverfireVRgaming]

I literally burst out laughing when he said that.

[@Accrovideogames]

All parents know about sex. How do you think they had children? I honestly don't mind making sex jokes around my parents.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@TragoudistrosMPH]

They might have said the same 😅

[@brachyzoid]

I will never forgive Gale for turning what I thought was gonna be a "Let's practice magic" moment into a sexual encounter

[@catherinehobbit3415]

I turned him down, thinking the same, and I don't think he's forgiven me yet...

[@arklytte]

That pissed me off SO MUCH on my first playthrough. I was playing a male sorcerer, romancing Shadowheart, then Gale and I, who I thought was going to be a great NPC bro, in the tradition of Garrus and Jackie, was all 'Hey, let me show you something awesome about magic', and I was all 'Cool, learning an arcane secret from a dude who literally nailed the goddess of Magic...Hell yeah I'm down!!'. They, next thing I know, I go to talk to my 'I can fix her' GF, and she's all "Hey, I'd love to hook up, but I see you're with Gale now." WHAT! THE FUCK?!?!? As much as I really enjoy the game, the unrelenting horny of every character takes me out of the story all the time and is the main reason I'm having trouble going back through for additional playthroughs.

[@zappkypipi9484]

​@@arklytte yo man, that is the exact same feeling and experience I had with my playthrough. I thought he is a bro, but he just want to fk.

[@bohumilpekarek4368]

@@arklytte been there, only with karlach instead of shadowheart and i have been pissed for whole restr of the game, next time, im gonna let him rot inside that portal.

[@Leanzazzy]

​@@arklytteNo polygamy? Can you not romance all the characters at once?

[@AsAMonkeyInAPinata]

“You’re a paladin! Didn’t you make a vow!?” “Yeah that’s right… a VOW-CHICA-WOW-WOW!!!”

[@notfeedynotlazy]

Well played

[@ArakkoaChronicles]

"Yeah, I'm a paladin of the goddess of love and beauty. My vow was to get it on."

[@evilcritter]

I heard this in Alan's voice.

[@hiimapenguin]

The vow of throwing it back

[@acebuchannon7018]

Vow of debauchery

[@isaz2425]

Main characher : breathes. Companions: Looks Like Meat's Back On The Menu, Boys.

[@leto-nl]

you companions sound a bit mmm orcish XD

[@sebastiancoar1991]

@marcelsgroot One of them is technically a space orc; granted, she is lawful evil instead of chaotic evil, but she's still evil.

[@leto-nl]

@@sebastiancoar1991 yeah but i regonized the lotr movie quote, hence my comment :)

[@Dr.Cosmar]

I fucking died... ☠💀 Brit: "...I want to watch!" Every time she has promiscuous lines, she delivers them with the sensuality of a librarian, and it's perfect.

[@JiggleTheJamJar]

As a librarian, can confirm

[@EscapeePrisoner]

Oh, man. I went to the wrong library.

[@BeazleyStudios]

And when she was standing there while Alan was talking, she is flicking that piece of leather with that naughty look on her face...priceless

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@noiJadisCailleach]

Man, i went to the wrong libraries...

[@thaddaeusrobinson4239]

They should have named it “every companion in baldurs gate”

[@moinda7059]

Well, the stylish pink hair is missing 😂😂😂

[@JarlBarbossa]

Baldur's gay 3 is honestly a terribly cringe game because of how its entire focus seems to be on dating, with everything else an afterthought.

[@Luum81]

Welcome Adventurer, to Baldurs Gate, here you may make your choice of companion and if you would prefer a bed in a tavern, a tent in the wilderness, a bedroll by an open fire or anywhere you want.

[@Gabriel-nv3ib]

It's also cringe to say all that extra shit😂😂​ just say it's bad lmao@@JarlBarbossa

[@Violetfantasia7331]

​@JarlBarbossa first off wow learn punctuation, because holy shit almost had a stroke trying to figure out what you meant. Next you really have to pull some fabrications out of the air to think all they cared about was dating. The team members were horny for sure, but to say that was their main focus is such a disservice and a blatant lie.

[@tmytyson]

1:51 The Paladin's "Don't let them throw you... let ME throw you" is such a great bait and switch wordplay; it really, y'know, threw me.

[@MISTERALPHAX]

Wizard > Subliminal messeges Rogue > Sensual and on point Warrior > Straight forward Paladin > Orderly but desirable

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

What's with the bard? And what's even more important is, what's about the warlock? Poor warlock. Always the outcast. :(

[@beardiemom]

Tbh, Warrior was pretty close to how aggressively Lae'zel comes on to Tav xD

[@beardiemom]

@@MirrorOfEmotions The Warlock is saving himself for marriage.

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

@@beardiemom So, the warlock is in fact a gigachad and refuses polygamy? Good to know, now I'm reliefed. 😌

[@beardiemom]

@@MirrorOfEmotions Not sure why that makes him a gigachad. Nothing wrong with polygamy if all people involved are into it. Tbh, Wyll is a little boring to be with. Not because he's saving himself, that's his choice and also valid, he's just very... plain, I guess. I prefer being with someone who's a little more complicated.

[@productsandfame2701]

"Nice day for F****ing aint it? Uhuaa" Balin Rod 😏😏

[@gavenmclrn]

You win the VLDL comment section for the day.

[@Vohlfied]

Nice day for MADICK! O.O

[@clray123]

Should have put three asterisks for extra ambiguity, tho.

[@Groffili]

I had just run into the EpicNPCMan easteregg in Mercedes Lackey's "Beyond" novel... and I will never ever again refer to Balin's characteristic sound other than "a little gulp of a laugh".

[@SageKasuto]

So good!

[@MotoHikes]

Rowan needing to look away because he's about to piss himself with laughter at 1:13 is precious edit: MUM COME QUICK I'M FAMOUS!

[@N3cr0m4nc3r-5]

Lmfao so true

[@MrHodgo93]

Ahahaha I missed that, very good spot!

[@patrickstar1164]

I appreciate people who notice these

[@arandombard1197]

Yeah Ben definitely improvised that to try and make Rowan laugh, and he won.

[@bikesgames]

how many points you put in perseption?

[@ayupitsali608]

The fact that she's level 15 without a party is pretty impressive for many reasons.

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

Imagen her getting to max level without a party xD out of spite. "I will not join these soliciting vagabonds!"

[@baseupp12]

She uses the Level 20 mod and an xp mod

[@darkly7378]

This video explain perfectly why she is played solo until lvl 15.

[@imhigh0013]

Being solo and level 15 is such a turn on. Yeah, baby.😅

[@SambreakerSasaki]

its even more impressive considering the bg3 level cap is 12 🤣

[@TheGrimjackfromCPT]

Rowan missed his chance to say "well I explode if I die, but I can also explode inside you" since I can only assume by his purple outfit he is supposed to be Gale🤣

[@Nicknack255]

Companions in Baldur's Gate 2 were so reserved that any resemblance of a love scene happened in the end credits of Throne of Bhaal. Baldur's Gate 3 in comparison everyone gets horny as soon as the Goblin camp & Druid grove quest concludes.

[@dhgmrz17]

That's honestly why I like Shadowheart's romance the most, her's feels the most natural.

[@FenrirWolfganger]

Even in the background Ben was Astarion. I've never seen any similarity between Ben and Astarion but the moment I saw him in the background he was Astarion.

[@FalconWindblader]

He does play a rogue in their dnd sessions after all

[@lainrockhart]

@@FalconWindblader elf rogue!

[@michael_pilot]

It's entirely the fault of the solo adventurer: she spoke so suggestively!

[@supa3ek]

Yes ...she said "hello" !!!!!

[@charlestownsend9280]

Se did say she wanted to make a party, one can only assume she meant that sort of party.

[@nathangamble125]

She is teasing them with her modest and practical clothing, making them wonder what lies beneath. If only she had worn nothing but bikini armour, they would not have to wonder, and would not be tempted by the mystery.

[@ragnartheshiz3153]

I learned from the movie Hercules that “no” means “yes”, and “get lost” means “take me, I’m yours.”

[@AssassinIronMan]

Literally every Muslim’s alibi

[@NaudVanDalen]

"My parents are subscribed." That will be an uncomfortable family gathering. 💀

[@ayt3877]

Not Gale and Lae'zel suddenly talking about how much they like my stinky sweat 😂 and people say Astarion comes off strong

[@TheTroystreet]

Alan’s realization that his parents will watch this is priceless

[@zsoltmarkgyenes3295]

“I want to watch!” - the exciment in her voice. Ahhh, I love when Britt lets loose :D

[@iaonyt]

lol I was looking for the first horndog comment, didn't take long to find it

[@Uaroth]

@@iaonyt btw, always way too few such comments here comparing to channels with Russian translation of VLDL skits. No less then third of our comment section consists of (surprisingly polite for local language tradition) compliments to Britt, and often when she's not even in the video... While here people mention her once in a hundred years, and even this comment is a joke rather than an actual "horndog", I suspect. You guys are strange)

[@iaonyt]

@@Uaroth shut up lol no one cares

[@Uaroth]

@@iaonyt no one cares for anything, that's normal, people still write comments and share random thoughts about whatever they want - that's the idea, right? But OK)

[@iaonyt]

@@Uaroth You, good Sir, understand life.

[@robertsides3626]

(how it started) Gale: "Want to learn magic?" (how it ended) _restraining order_

[@seanwallcroft6272]

It’s rizztraining order with BG3 companions

[@Adz2]

Meanwhile Adam is standing over in the corner scared of the other companions 😂

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

"Uhuuu-uhuuu-uhuuu!"

[@kathrina3339]

Cute men should be wary of such companions 😅

[@Luum81]

Biding his time.....

[@CortexNewsService]

Or... He's "chopping wood "

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@jafstraycat]

Britt is so *awkward* when she's trying to be sexy, and so *sexy* when she's just being casual and natural.

[@matthewosterman9030]

She definity been trying to straw away from the hot chick role

[@leonestello]

😂 Britt: "Off you go, Get Started, I WANT TO WATCH" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Keln02]

When you want horns, but the DM doesn't allow tieflings.

[@notajesternotaclown1102]

You know what they say about a tiefling's horns. They're a great ride with handle bars

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

Giving thumbs up to this really bizarre comment to see if it will become the top one.

[@sirellyn]

You've got a good DM there.

[@insaincaldo]

@@notajesternotaclown1102 You messed it up, it's about tieflings and their horns. Unless you are just referring to riding the horns, which well depending on the kink I guess somewhat valid.. just play safe if they are particularly pointy, and/or... Never mind, don't sidetrack me.

[@memphisdaniels3218]

What on earth language is this thread in?

[@darko-man8549]

Brit: "I want to watch" :'D So much joyful enthusiasm And Rowan turning from the camera to hide the laughter

[@obsidianofblades]

Britt killed me there. It was the enthusiastic hand motions.

[@chriswindberg5010]

"Im a terrible paladin!" *nipple pinching* holy shit 😂😂

[@Timmahh85]

Best character in this skit 😂😂😂

[@garbouwdeark9103]

Really has that "Dating a Dark Summoner" vibes

[@minhducnguyen9276]

*Sadness by enigma playing in the background*

[@patrickconway2587]

missed the opportunity to put hornywood instead of honeywood on the map at the end

[@ChrisOsberg]

Being just friends with any character in BG3 is impossible.

[@Boizemannen]

"I'm a terrible Paladin!". That sh*t got me!

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Exokris]

came to say that hahah

[@mwgfghost8231]

Lol that and the nipple pinching wrecked me

[@Boizemannen]

@@mwgfghost8231 I need that on a t-shirt!

[@AleksiJoensuu]

@@mwgfghost8231 Chainmail does pinch awfully sometimes if you don't wear a gambeson underneath.

[@PBTophie]

Seeing Alan break as he realizes his parents are subscribed is the best. lol

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@praexil395]

LOL, yup, that line had me rolling

[@ArcaneEther]

Ever wonder why your whole party in Baldur's Gate 3 was so horny? Larian Studios accidentally launched the game with the wrong relationship table. A testing table used for debugging romance events was set as the default by error. The bug was fixed in the game's first major patch, but the earliest players dealt with exactly this.

[@arklytte]

Huh...that would explain a lot. I got the game in early access, then immediately jumped in on day one and blasted through it. I was PISSED about the unrelenting horny from all the companions (though, TBF, Astarion's comments were some of the best in the game, even if I had no intention of a gay romance...another things that irritated the shit out of me, the 'everybody is horny for everybody, regardless of gender', mOdErN eRa crap), especially with things like talking to Gale about how awesome magic is, and learning a new ability to connect with the Weave, then suddenly everyone was like 'I see you're in a relationship with Gale'...WTF?!? It made me not want to do more playthroughs, and I've avoided it ever since the first run, because it was so immersion breaking. Might have to put my umpteenth playthrough of Cyberpunk aside and give it another go. Thanks for the info!!

[@gordonmcghie1985]

"No guys, it was a bug, honest" is a fairly weak excuse, especially when every patch is "We fixed one minor bug and added 175 new kissing animations".

[@jvomkrieg]

Rubbish. Having played it all the way through beta and into release, they were day 1 horny.

[@bramvanduijn8086]

@@arklytte Everybody isn't horny for everybody, everybody is horny for whoever is currently being controlled by the player. It is a power fantasy to please all possible players, not modern propaganda. Though it would be funny if there was a "everybody is [sexuality] now" setting and they'd instantly switch love interests, causing all sorts of break ups and the drama that comes with it. If someone mods that I want them to have a shared inventory while in a relationship and arguments about who owns what.

[@Jebu911]

yeah i heard about that but i binge played the game for the first week so much i never played the other patches. I just thought the game was set in the Phub cinematic universe.

[@desertrose0027]

I love how the closed captioning at one point says "TOO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION*

[@jackganthier1381]

1:13 ROWAN BROKE! That’s the best. I absolutely busted out laughing myself when I heard Ben say that

[@jjjjjjjjjjsssssss]

"Naughty paladin" whilst nipple tweaking is wild 🤣😭

[@grraf1]

You know there's a reason why some of them are 'fallen' ones 😈

[@tickytacky8078]

And it wasn't Rowan wtf

[@1Lanavis1]

That was a hilarious shock

[@davideberhartii6028]

and the alternative DLC package is a Greg the Garlic Farmer Skin for the Paladin!

[@BlazzaBlu]

Through a chain mail shirt no less!

[@thomasace2547]

Allan must be from the Oath of Throwing it back

[@MurMurYoutube_Astra]

Truly

[@cuindless189]

A fellow man of culture, I see.

[@FuriousMaximum]

As good as their skits already are, this is the absolute most accurate depiction of a specific source material to date.

[@ИгорьЦыганенко-ж4г]

This rod makes fun of the extremely obsessive love lines in modern RPGs where you can’t even take a step through the plot without sleeping with someone.

[@delta_glider4362]

You especially can't cos in modern RPG you have to choose from some short version of phrases and then your char will tell something completelly different 🤬

[@emger4275]

Props to your scenery, its really detailed and all that effort fpr such a small clip, your production really came a long way.

[@johntorreto4485]

I can just imagine some dude going hunting or fishing and stumble upon this set thinking its a P*rno

[@sebastiansilverfox6912]

This is so accurate...even down to the player response. This is why an "opt in" romance system is better than an "opt out" one. You end up wanting to sabotage your friendships in the game just to keep them from getting the wrong idea which, in turn, destroys immersion.

[@jverz9430]

Yup. That's the same vibe I got. Having relationship stories in an RPG is fine and all, but the dialog was written like how some red-pill incel thinks people should respond. The choices are "be nice to someone" or "be an asshole" with the former always being interpreted as "let's f#$k." I used a mod to disable all relationships because navigating the dialog to avoid irrational responses was taking away from the actual game. It was Halsin that really broke it for me. Just casual conversation that escalated very quickly then dealing with his pout-fest when I'm like, "No thank you."

[@sebastiansilverfox6912]

@@jverz9430 Yeah, that was so strangely injected into otherwise innocuous dialogue. I sincerely hope Larian fixes it because it ruins so much. Not only does it mess up regular gameplay, but it cheapens the pursuit for the character that actually does want to opt in. Real relationships take effort and imo, the game should reflect that with at least MOST of the NPCS. Don't get me wrong. Having one or two characters that just don't get it can work because some real people get mixed signals. But use that for character development or else everyone just looks like they are fawning over the player for no reason...and if you're trying to play a character who is ugly beyond reason, it just doesn't work.

[@imALazyPanda]

Also the fact every character in BG3 is player sexual. I don't mind the romance in games, they're pretty much a staple of the crpg genre for better or worse, but I like when the characters feel real. In dragon age, pillars and pathfinder crpgs some characters are straight others gay and others bi, some even have other conditions like can't be X race or must be X race and some don't have time for romance at all. I think that makes it feel much more immersive. Plus you aren't fighting off all your horny companions all the time only like a 3rd at any given time. Other crpgs also have harder romance flags than bg3, like some you honestly need a guide because they are that easy to mess up. Bg3 is just exist.

[@Steven9567]

@@jverz9430 red pill? this what the left think relationships are

[@mikoto7693]

@@imALazyPandaThat’s actually one of the things that I really liked about the Dragon Age series was that for the most part it was opt in and not opt out. The characters had their race and sex preferences (except for a few characters in DA2) that couldn’t be changed. Like, Morrigan was only interested in men. You couldn’t romance her as a female Grey Warden. Or Sera being lesbian with a particular preference for female Vashoth and much less so for an elf player. It made the friendships and romances feel much more realistic.

[@kmoustakas]

300 hours into the game, that's kinda a fair assesment of every party member

[@maevem316]

Honestly, feels like some of the perception of bg3 companions has been biased by how quick the relationships went up when it first came out, because I feel like I got maybe two or three characters coming on strong, and once you're past the goblin party they pretty much calm down. Got extremely high approval with Karlach, Wyll & Gale and I can't recall them ever hitting on my Tav. Hell, I'm literally romancing Shadowheart and got to act 3 with nary a sex scene

[@FalconRS]

I am glad Schmerples joined this merry band of rascals from Middle Earth.

[@IneffableChild]

Middle Earth or Toril?? 😂

[@Doomwolf82002]

The best part is the reason they were so "eager" was due to a bug according to the devs.

[@ImpudentInfidel]

I think that was Gale specifically. Lae'zel still tries to jump your bones by like day 2.

[@RetroJack]

Thank you for explaining the joke.

[@perlundgren7797]

@@RetroJack He didn't, though. He added a fun fact, which uncommonly enough when people do that actually _was_ a fun fact.

[@sciencefliestothemoon2305]

What? As in Ghandi's stack overflow?

[@warboredom]

as soon as alan said "dont let them throw you" i immediately knew he was gunna say "let me throw you instead"

[@Sn0wShepherd]

"I want to TASTE you!" - 20 minutes into the game.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

*Uses protective wooden stake*

[@Sn0wShepherd]

@@sebastiancoar1991 Enjoys the 15 opportunities to use protective stake. ;)

[@setsunanoroi4971]

Apparently there are speedrunners who’ve gotten that line in 2 minutes.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

@@Sn0wShepherd 😂... You forgot the one where you have to use it to save Minx a major neck ache.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

@@setsunanoroi4971 I wasn't speedrunning when I got it the first time I made camp. It was a minute and forty seconds after crash landing. Needless to say, there was no Rogue for the rest of the game.

[@AkilZodiac]

2:23 This is literally my playthrough since launch. Solo only, I locked all the characters in horny jail.

[@Dornpunzel]

Bens sudden "we should fuck" in the middle of a sentence is a skill I will try to master in my daily routine at work.

[@apollomars1678]

😐 please dont be a teacher.

[@skjaldmr54]

this is creepy. don’t be that.

[@dimocrasi]

A good one People don't understand jokes

[@Sapphire707]

"My parents are subscribed!" dear god...🤣

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Just think, the day before this got posted, he had to call his parents and have 'The Talk' with them

[@clray123]

You've got 69 likes.

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[@didjargo]

Whatever you do, don't let the wizard show you a magic trick.

[@SolaScientia]

I love that Ben made Rowan actually look away from the camera. Britt's excited "I want to watch!" is perfect.

[@PandaOfRegret]

Missed opportunity for a bear to appear and the adventurer saying fine nvm I’ll just take the bear…and we all know what happens next 😂

[@gfortrash]

"I'm a TERRIBLE PALADIN". Yeah, epic! 🤣🤣🤣

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

The worst feeling is when you have to turn one of them down because you realize too late the direction things are going. Turning Wyll down after the dance, the broken look on his face, hurt more than words could describe.

[@Verdiumm]

I know right.

[@ElicatrothTV]

My friend and I were both just going Whaaaaaaaaat???? When that happened... Wylls pacing is so off lol. Like you can get to that without having him in your party doing anything even once xD

[@Vakaria-plays]

Maybe to you, to me. ''Noooo thanks Warlock who is naive and apparently hasnt learned his lesson, one little dance and you think you can make the move? Nooooooo''

[@berzerkaxe]

Oh right, also it threw me off in (spoilers ahead) Act II. After you manage to free Shadowheart from becoming a chosen Shar, she L-bombs you right after escaping the shadow realm (in front of the other party members.)

[@ValosarX]

​@@berzerkaxethat went different for me, she just left my party entirely. I guess it's because she wasn't in my party lol

[@SanDan3rdDan]

This ain't satire, it's an accurate review of the game.

[@loganshaw4527]

That was not even the class known for dragon laying.

[@JosukeFromMorioh]

0:06 halsin joining the party be like

[@myksmith]

For those of you who don't have subtitles turned on, just like xkcd, you will miss an additional layer of joy. May I recommend reviewing 0:22 and 2:14 with subtitles on to experience the wonderful detail VLDL brings to the subtitles?

[@bigyoshi5170]

Near the end of Act 1 I figured most of the companions saw me as a friend but when the party began everyone went full *HORNY BONK MODE*

[@benjaminthibieroz4155]

Damn, it's the best to spend time with Fletriss, it's by far the sanest of them all...

[@SanDan3rdDan]

This was exactly when I uninstalled the game. All the characters were written like they were low IQ uni students who just learned a few long words. I loved Divinity Original Sin 2 and thought this game would be a good follow up. It got real exhausting avoiding the dating simulator this game was becoming.

[@loren5432]

​@@SanDan3rdDanAre people really this prude about the game? I get that the companions are horny, but you can turn them down and they'll never bring up romance again.

[@CrimsonTide001]

@@loren5432 Actually it was pretty buggy the first few months. I had to turn down Gale at least 3 times and Halsin twice.

[@wedgeantilles8575]

@@loren5432 This. "Avoiding the date simulator" - if klicking ONCE on "not intersted" is too much of a hazzle for him, I guess the game is too much for him in every aspect.

[@dirtydan2695]

Rowan being the only “subtle” one is pretty good 😂

[@claytonjacobs4098]

Nice costumes. Britts armor looked particularly good. Love how she went straight to the point. No small talk.

[@Yousvennson723]

I was losing it at the completely ineffective bleeps failing to cover the words lmao

[@WorkingClassZombie]

I mean, did you see what the solo adventurer was wearing? She was practically asking for it!

[@NCR_Trooper_]

Patrolling the Sword Coast almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@jeffbo7515]

"My parents are subscribed" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Alan thinking over his choices 😂😂😂

[@Barberserk]

And soon his kids!

[@AAA12353-]

The Actual Hardest Difficulty Setting: A monk with a backstory including a vow of chastity 💀

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@loganshaw4527]

Have you seen the trailers? Indeed the most difficult of settings imaginable.

[@erinys2]

Legit as a bisexual i felt as if i was in purgatory being tested to see if i would fail the test of self control

[@StardustTeaMew]

"Off you go, Get started, I want to watch!!!! " ..... same britt ..... same lol 😂😮😅

[@morganalori]

OMG! this was awe-inspiring. The heat being thrown by everyone at the adventurer. LOL love how they all start off clean then devolve, but not Britt! straight in, no bs. Love the outro. Greg going "my parents subscribe" LOL too funny. Love it.

[@insanesheep]

Rare moment where they all cause equal chaos instead of Rowan and Ben stealing it all: Incredibly funny skit btw 🤣🤣🤣

[@Raida7]

I appreciate Britt's to the point approach

[@mr.logical2816]

That shocked me!😲😂🤣

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

She appears to be playing Lae-zel, so it's pretty accurate 😂

[@cttommy73]

The glance down at "large... Amount of power." Was what did me in. Lady was really interested in what "large" thing Rowan might be packing. *Wink Wink

[@shoelacedonkey]

Fishing Rod, obviously. 🎣

[@mikoto7693]

That was what started me laughing too.

[@Baralai]

2:50 I’m dying, I love it “click my bloopers.” “I’ve got such big bloopers” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@sheolcodemonkey4027]

The funny thing is, this is still less sexually gratuitous than the actual game

[@edwardtdm123]

Rowan on the brink of bursting into laughter at 1:14 and needing to turn away is just priceless.

[@elsalfo]

Hi Alan's parents

[@jaybutler779]

Allan is a Paladin “oath of Throwing it Back!”

[@zragon3k]

How unrealistic. She actually managed to leave without triggering any sex scenes that she couldn't back out of!

[@izaakwedgwood9153]

Baldurs gate really had massive effect syndrome, just vaguely being nice to people is taken as trying to sleep with them

[@spursamn]

The Paladin has definitely taken the oath of throwing it back

[@insanesheep]

Prediction: the problem is Rowan again

[@insanesheep]

Rare moment where everyone shares equal chaos instead of Rowan and Ben getting to have all the fun... Extremely funny by the way 🤣🤣🤣

[@MilProductions]

Rowan was always the problem

[@obviousalias132]

I feel like Alan stole this one.

[@EnoEnasni]

OR!? Was he the solution this time...😅

[@martinfiedler4317]

Rowan was in the skit? When? Where? I only saw dressed people....😉

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Yup after one goblin massacre everyone starts getting thirsty. Only if you get enough done though. If you raid the goblin camp too soon I find the companions say naw you’re not my type yet. Also lol that last bit. “My parents are subscribed”😂

[@Cartoonicus]

Leson learned: Never play Baldur's Gate.

[@pandakadabra]

1:55 her facial expression has me crying 🤣

[@Will-bp4ri]

Wow what a way to announce their VLDL OnlyFans in the post scene card!

[@remains7209]

Greg the Garlic farmer trying paladin before cleric: "Let me throw you adventurer up against wall"

[@romanova-9682]

YAY you're finally doing Baldur's gate!!!!

[@otakukaku]

They have done one before about the random "You Failed Your Perspection" checks. I think it was also the first time we saw the VLDL Tavern.

[@damiien2684]

@@otakukaku I think that is just their D&D skits, not particularly related to Baldur's Gate. Baldur's Gate, after all, is based on D&D.

[@otakukaku]

@damiien2684 It was literally the BG3 graphics pop-up and wasn't part of their D&D Logic series. This was as D&D slit as that because I have seen enough RPGHorrorStories where TTRPG DMs try to shoehorn sexual themes into games where some players are not comfortable with the content.

[@eErTiStReE]

I was sitting here binging this channel, living my life watching all these skits that I find so strange and funny in their own way. This video was different. It changed something deep inside of me. It clicked like my factory reset as I realized what I was watching. As I looked down at myself sitting there in silence watching, I though about my life, was it all really worth it, did I come this far to watch this and wonder why im still here. What is the purpose, why do people watch this, why do I want to watch it again, why do I want to leave a comment expressing how much this scared me. Im like a dog whom looked in the mirror and shat itself from confusion, except from discust. For what we are today from our thoughts of yesterday and our present thoughts build our life tommorow I will think back to this moment with pride, and Cry from utter disturbance. My Pc was turned off half way through. Here I return to write a shit ass comment that noone will read. My pet fish named Bingo will rise above the clouds to look down apon me. Of which- ok how im out of random stuff to say... and I dont have a pet fish

[@ChuckyMcNubbin72]

Laughing, creeped out and turned on all at the same time... what a weird feeling. No wonder i now have a shrink on speed dial. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@toast5748]

rowan having to look away to laugh if the best part

[@bazo6106]

Big shout out to the crew for the set design, props and costumes: thanks for the great attention to detail

[@michaelhoward142]

Yes! I was immediately wondering how long it must have taken to set up all that detail! Kudos to everyone involved! 👍

[@KonadorAuchindoun]

My favorite moment in bg3 is when wyll wants to dance with u n u deny him, then he backpeddles all awkwardly n shit, had me rollin

[@Tim.Stotelmeyer]

Rowan's hand movement at 0:30 when he says "have a large amount of power"

[@sirlightshadowslayer473]

yes 😂 but also the way her eyes glance down

[@roar3364]

OMG this was hilarious! I relate to this so much from playing BG3, and I can't love this enough!!! "Don't let them throw you... let me throw you adventurer, up against a wall!"

[@finnanimations1334]

2:02 thats definetly a paladin with the oath of throwing it back

[@Strickalator]

✨Viva La Dirt League will ride you so long that you will see Stars ✨ 😂❤

[@shawnyoung5552]

I really feel like the team has built enough chemistry and work so well with each other I really would love if they could make a cohesive show either in old timey settings like this or a full sitcom with the store setting.

[@Autism_Forever]

Before it was too late, someone should have told game developers that masturbation is a perfectly acceptable solution.

[@joshuachristian5981]

ben become a perfect astarion copy and alan become halsin in paladin mode lmao

[@woswasdenni1914]

whoever cut britts part of early: you may step on legos, barefoot, at 3 in the morning