Horny companions in Baldur's Gate

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@Furluge
@Furluge Ай бұрын
From the narrator outtakes of Baldur's Gate 3: "You can't throw us in horny jail. We live here. We've got the keys."
@FlyingWonderGirl
@FlyingWonderGirl Ай бұрын
“It’s not a horny jail, it’s a horny home!”
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd Ай бұрын
To repeat the words of the ancient ones.... "We Built This City"
@foofoo3344
@foofoo3344 Ай бұрын
BUT NO SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!
@Outworlder
@Outworlder Ай бұрын
The narrator's sultry voice is perfect for this
@CreativeMindsAudio
@CreativeMindsAudio Ай бұрын
The BG narrator outtakes are the best! “Frantic Bi energy!” “Well I’m exuding it so, well cast”
@productsandfame2701
@productsandfame2701 Ай бұрын
"Nice day for F****ing aint it? Uhuaa" Balin Rod 😏😏
@gavenmclrn
@gavenmclrn Ай бұрын
You win the VLDL comment section for the day.
@Vohlfied
@Vohlfied Ай бұрын
Nice day for MADICK! O.O
@clray123
@clray123 Ай бұрын
Should have put three asterisks for extra ambiguity, tho.
@Groffili
@Groffili Ай бұрын
I had just run into the EpicNPCMan easteregg in Mercedes Lackey's "Beyond" novel... and I will never ever again refer to Balin's characteristic sound other than "a little gulp of a laugh".
@SageKasuto
@SageKasuto Ай бұрын
So good!
@osamudazai579
@osamudazai579 Ай бұрын
The worst part is how it goes from 0 to 100 with some of them, and if you shut down their advances, they make you feel like you just murdered their cat.
@anthonydonnelly1157
@anthonydonnelly1157 Ай бұрын
Ahem, Tara is a *Tressym* thank you very much! not a cat. lol.
@nrieh4553
@nrieh4553 Ай бұрын
@@anthonydonnelly1157 Have my 100 likes. It sure looks like 1, but it's actually 100, lol. 🤣
@deojnwedofuWE
@deojnwedofuWE Ай бұрын
I dumped Halsin in my camp in act one and never talked to him again. Middle of act 3 "I think it's time we got freaky and I think you feel the same way". I say no and get "but you've been attending to me like a lover?"
@schwagecko5589
@schwagecko5589 Ай бұрын
​@@deojnwedofuWEI accidentally put the moves on him by... asking him to enjoy himself and have fun at a party?
@Pi_tapon
@Pi_tapon Ай бұрын
Try not to accidentally romance Gale CR = impossible
@AsAMonkeyInAPinata
@AsAMonkeyInAPinata Ай бұрын
“You’re a paladin! Didn’t you make a vow!?” “Yeah that’s right… a VOW-CHICA-WOW-WOW!!!”
@notfeedynotlazy
@notfeedynotlazy Ай бұрын
Well played
@ArakkoaChronicles
@ArakkoaChronicles Ай бұрын
"Yeah, I'm a paladin of the goddess of love and beauty. My vow was to get it on."
@evilcritter
@evilcritter Ай бұрын
I heard this in Alan's voice.
@hiimapenguin
@hiimapenguin Ай бұрын
The vow of throwing it back
@acebuchannon7018
@acebuchannon7018 29 күн бұрын
Vow of debauchery
@thaddaeusrobinson4239
@thaddaeusrobinson4239 Ай бұрын
They should have named it “every companion in baldurs gate”
@moinda7059
@moinda7059 Ай бұрын
Well, the stylish pink hair is missing 😂😂😂
@JarlBarbossa
@JarlBarbossa Ай бұрын
Baldur's gay 3 is honestly a terribly cringe game because of how its entire focus seems to be on dating, with everything else an afterthought.
@Luum81
@Luum81 Ай бұрын
Welcome Adventurer, to Baldurs Gate, here you may make your choice of companion and if you would prefer a bed in a tavern, a tent in the wilderness, a bedroll by an open fire or anywhere you want.
@Gabriel-nv3ib
@Gabriel-nv3ib Ай бұрын
It's also cringe to say all that extra shit😂😂​ just say it's bad lmao@@JarlBarbossa
@Violetfantasia7331
@Violetfantasia7331 Ай бұрын
​@JarlBarbossa first off wow learn punctuation, because holy shit almost had a stroke trying to figure out what you meant. Next you really have to pull some fabrications out of the air to think all they cared about was dating. The team members were horny for sure, but to say that was their main focus is such a disservice and a blatant lie.
@Dr.Cosmar
@Dr.Cosmar Ай бұрын
I fucking died... ☠💀 Brit: "...I want to watch!" Every time she has promiscuous lines, she delivers them with the sensuality of a librarian, and it's perfect.
@JiggleTheJamJar
@JiggleTheJamJar Ай бұрын
As a librarian, can confirm
@EscapeePrisoner
@EscapeePrisoner Ай бұрын
Oh, man. I went to the wrong library.
@BeazleyStudios
@BeazleyStudios Ай бұрын
And when she was standing there while Alan was talking, she is flicking that piece of leather with that naughty look on her face...priceless
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@noiJadisCailleach
@noiJadisCailleach Ай бұрын
Man, i went to the wrong libraries...
@brachyzoid
@brachyzoid Ай бұрын
I will never forgive Gale for turning what I thought was gonna be a "Let's practice magic" moment into a sexual encounter
@catherinehobbit3415
@catherinehobbit3415 Ай бұрын
I turned him down, thinking the same, and I don't think he's forgiven me yet...
@arklytte
@arklytte Ай бұрын
That pissed me off SO MUCH on my first playthrough. I was playing a male sorcerer, romancing Shadowheart, then Gale and I, who I thought was going to be a great NPC bro, in the tradition of Garrus and Jackie, was all 'Hey, let me show you something awesome about magic', and I was all 'Cool, learning an arcane secret from a dude who literally nailed the goddess of Magic...Hell yeah I'm down!!'. They, next thing I know, I go to talk to my 'I can fix her' GF, and she's all "Hey, I'd love to hook up, but I see you're with Gale now." WHAT! THE FUCK?!?!? As much as I really enjoy the game, the unrelenting horny of every character takes me out of the story all the time and is the main reason I'm having trouble going back through for additional playthroughs.
@zappkypipi9484
@zappkypipi9484 Ай бұрын
​@@arklytte yo man, that is the exact same feeling and experience I had with my playthrough. I thought he is a bro, but he just want to fk.
@bohumilpekarek4368
@bohumilpekarek4368 Ай бұрын
@@arklytte been there, only with karlach instead of shadowheart and i have been pissed for whole restr of the game, next time, im gonna let him rot inside that portal.
@Leanzazzy
@Leanzazzy Ай бұрын
​@@arklytteNo polygamy? Can you not romance all the characters at once?
@darko-man8549
@darko-man8549 Ай бұрын
Brit: "I want to watch" :'D So much joyful enthusiasm And Rowan turning from the camera to hide the laughter
@obsidianofblades
@obsidianofblades 15 күн бұрын
Britt killed me there. It was the enthusiastic hand motions.
@incitatusrecordings473
@incitatusrecordings473 Ай бұрын
1:12 Rowan is forced to look away...because not even him can resist laughin at this! My god! LMAOOOO
@CJonesFL
@CJonesFL Ай бұрын
Just noticed that. He couldn't handle it haha
@TheLionPear
@TheLionPear Ай бұрын
Nice catch! He's biting his lip for more than one reason lol
@briondalion3696
@briondalion3696 Ай бұрын
I'm so glad we have the timestamp, that was...I didn't catch that at first, but it's funny
@user-rg9gm4dk3d
@user-rg9gm4dk3d Ай бұрын
Im sooo glad there are timestamps in comments because i really needed to see that
@user-rg9gm4dk3d
@user-rg9gm4dk3d Ай бұрын
@@briondalion3696wow me too
@triplet5375
@triplet5375 Ай бұрын
"my parents are subscribed" that was unexpected but hilarious
@BasicPsychology101
@BasicPsychology101 Ай бұрын
When reality hits, but the content was already made.
@silverfireVRgaming
@silverfireVRgaming Ай бұрын
I literally burst out laughing when he said that.
@Accrovideogames
@Accrovideogames Ай бұрын
All parents know about sex. How do you think they had children? I honestly don't mind making sex jokes around my parents.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH Ай бұрын
They might have said the same 😅
@robertsides3626
@robertsides3626 Ай бұрын
(how it started) Gale: "Want to learn magic?" (how it ended) _restraining order_
@seanwallcroft6272
@seanwallcroft6272 14 күн бұрын
It’s rizztraining order with BG3 companions
@MISTERALPHAX
@MISTERALPHAX Ай бұрын
Wizard > Subliminal messeges Rogue > Sensual and on point Warrior > Straight forward Paladin > Orderly but desirable
@MirrorOfEmotions
@MirrorOfEmotions 28 күн бұрын
What's with the bard? And what's even more important is, what's about the warlock? Poor warlock. Always the outcast. :(
@isaz2425
@isaz2425 Ай бұрын
Main characher : breathes. Companions: Looks Like Meat's Back On The Menu, Boys.
@marcelsgroot
@marcelsgroot Ай бұрын
you companions sound a bit mmm orcish XD
@sebastiancoar1991
@sebastiancoar1991 Ай бұрын
@marcelsgroot One of them is technically a space orc; granted, she is lawful evil instead of chaotic evil, but she's still evil.
@marcelsgroot
@marcelsgroot Ай бұрын
@@sebastiancoar1991 yeah but i regonized the lotr movie quote, hence my comment :)
@MotoHikes
@MotoHikes Ай бұрын
Rowan needing to look away because he's about to piss himself with laughter at 1:13 is precious edit: MUM COME QUICK I'M FAMOUS!
@Findalflin
@Findalflin Ай бұрын
Lmfao so true
@MrHodgo93
@MrHodgo93 Ай бұрын
Ahahaha I missed that, very good spot!
@patrickstar1164
@patrickstar1164 Ай бұрын
I appreciate people who notice these
@arandombard1197
@arandombard1197 Ай бұрын
Yeah Ben definitely improvised that to try and make Rowan laugh, and he won.
@bikesgames
@bikesgames Ай бұрын
how many points you put in perseption?
@briondalion3696
@briondalion3696 Ай бұрын
That delivery from Ben, just perfectly channeling Asterion in the game, and then the punchline comes out of nowhere. Such a very...perfect timing and cadence. That was...I had to pause the video to keep myself from laughing to death...ah....
@TheGrimjackfromCPT
@TheGrimjackfromCPT 27 күн бұрын
Rowan missed his chance to say "well I explode if I die, but I can also explode inside you" since I can only assume by his purple outfit he is supposed to be Gale🤣
@zsoltmarkgyenes3295
@zsoltmarkgyenes3295 Ай бұрын
“I want to watch!” - the exciment in her voice. Ahhh, I love when Britt lets loose :D
@iaonyt
@iaonyt Ай бұрын
lol I was looking for the first horndog comment, didn't take long to find it
@Uaroth
@Uaroth Ай бұрын
@@iaonyt btw, always way too few such comments here comparing to channels with Russian translation of VLDL skits. No less then third of our comment section consists of (surprisingly polite for local language tradition) compliments to Britt, and often when she's not even in the video... While here people mention her once in a hundred years, and even this comment is a joke rather than an actual "horndog", I suspect. You guys are strange)
@iaonyt
@iaonyt Ай бұрын
@@Uaroth shut up lol no one cares
@Uaroth
@Uaroth Ай бұрын
@@iaonyt no one cares for anything, that's normal, people still write comments and share random thoughts about whatever they want - that's the idea, right? But OK)
@iaonyt
@iaonyt Ай бұрын
@@Uaroth You, good Sir, understand life.
@chriswindberg5010
@chriswindberg5010 Ай бұрын
"Im a terrible paladin!" *nipple pinching* holy shit 😂😂
@Timmahh85
@Timmahh85 Ай бұрын
Best character in this skit 😂😂😂
@garbouwdeark9103
@garbouwdeark9103 Ай бұрын
Really has that "Dating a Dark Summoner" vibes
@jafstraycat
@jafstraycat Ай бұрын
Britt is so *awkward* when she's trying to be sexy, and so *sexy* when she's just being casual and natural.
@TheTroystreet
@TheTroystreet Ай бұрын
Alan’s realization that his parents will watch this is priceless
@ayupitsali608
@ayupitsali608 Ай бұрын
The fact that she's level 15 without a party is pretty impressive for many reasons.
@MattHew-rq8zw
@MattHew-rq8zw Ай бұрын
Imagen her getting to max level without a party xD out of spite. "I will not join these soliciting vagabonds!"
@baseupp12
@baseupp12 Ай бұрын
She uses the Level 20 mod and an xp mod
@darkly7378
@darkly7378 Ай бұрын
This video explain perfectly why she is played solo until lvl 15.
@imhigh0013
@imhigh0013 Ай бұрын
Being solo and level 15 is such a turn on. Yeah, baby.😅
@SambreakerSasaki
@SambreakerSasaki Ай бұрын
its even more impressive considering the bg3 level cap is 12 🤣
@jjjjjjjjjjsssssss
@jjjjjjjjjjsssssss Ай бұрын
"Naughty paladin" whilst nipple tweaking is wild 🤣😭
@grraf1
@grraf1 Ай бұрын
You know there's a reason why some of them are 'fallen' ones 😈
@tickytacky8078
@tickytacky8078 Ай бұрын
And it wasn't Rowan wtf
@1Lanavis1
@1Lanavis1 Ай бұрын
That was a hilarious shock
@davideberhartii6028
@davideberhartii6028 Ай бұрын
and the alternative DLC package is a Greg the Garlic Farmer Skin for the Paladin!
@BlazzaBlu
@BlazzaBlu Ай бұрын
Through a chain mail shirt no less!
@patrickconway2587
@patrickconway2587 Ай бұрын
missed the opportunity to put hornywood instead of honeywood on the map at the end
@gfortrash
@gfortrash Ай бұрын
"I'm a TERRIBLE PALADIN". Yeah, epic! 🤣🤣🤣
@Boizemannen
@Boizemannen Ай бұрын
"I'm a terrible Paladin!". That sh*t got me!
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@Exokris
@Exokris Ай бұрын
came to say that hahah
@mwgfghost8231
@mwgfghost8231 Ай бұрын
Lol that and the nipple pinching wrecked me
@Boizemannen
@Boizemannen Ай бұрын
@@mwgfghost8231 I need that on a t-shirt!
@AleksiJoensuu
@AleksiJoensuu Ай бұрын
@@mwgfghost8231 Chainmail does pinch awfully sometimes if you don't wear a gambeson underneath.
@michael_pilot
@michael_pilot Ай бұрын
It's entirely the fault of the solo adventurer: she spoke so suggestively!
@supa3ek
@supa3ek Ай бұрын
Yes ...she said "hello" !!!!!
@charlestownsend9280
@charlestownsend9280 Ай бұрын
Se did say she wanted to make a party, one can only assume she meant that sort of party.
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 Ай бұрын
She is teasing them with her modest and practical clothing, making them wonder what lies beneath. If only she had worn nothing but bikini armour, they would not have to wonder, and would not be tempted by the mystery.
@ragnartheshiz3153
@ragnartheshiz3153 Ай бұрын
I learned from the movie Hercules that “no” means “yes”, and “get lost” means “take me, I’m yours.”
@AssassinIronMan
@AssassinIronMan Ай бұрын
Literally every Muslim’s alibi
@pandakadabra
@pandakadabra Ай бұрын
1:55 her facial expression has me crying 🤣
@desertrose0027
@desertrose0027 Ай бұрын
I love how the closed captioning at one point says "TOO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION*
@FenrirWolfganger
@FenrirWolfganger Ай бұрын
Even in the background Ben was Astarion. I've never seen any similarity between Ben and Astarion but the moment I saw him in the background he was Astarion.
@FalconWindblader
@FalconWindblader Ай бұрын
He does play a rogue in their dnd sessions after all
@lainrockhart
@lainrockhart Ай бұрын
@@FalconWindblader elf rogue!
@Keln02
@Keln02 Ай бұрын
When you want horns, but the DM doesn't allow tieflings.
@notajesternotaclown1102
@notajesternotaclown1102 Ай бұрын
You know what they say about a tiefling's horns. They're a great ride with handle bars
@TheHomelessDreamer
@TheHomelessDreamer Ай бұрын
Giving thumbs up to this really bizarre comment to see if it will become the top one.
@sirellyn
@sirellyn Ай бұрын
You've got a good DM there.
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo Ай бұрын
@@notajesternotaclown1102 You messed it up, it's about tieflings and their horns. Unless you are just referring to riding the horns, which well depending on the kink I guess somewhat valid.. just play safe if they are particularly pointy, and/or... Never mind, don't sidetrack me.
@memphisdaniels3218
@memphisdaniels3218 Ай бұрын
What on earth language is this thread in?
@leonestello8519
@leonestello8519 Ай бұрын
😂 Britt: "Off you go, Get Started, I WANT TO WATCH" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@morganalori
@morganalori Ай бұрын
OMG! this was awe-inspiring. The heat being thrown by everyone at the adventurer. LOL love how they all start off clean then devolve, but not Britt! straight in, no bs. Love the outro. Greg going "my parents subscribe" LOL too funny. Love it.
@Adz2
@Adz2 Ай бұрын
Meanwhile Adam is standing over in the corner scared of the other companions 😂
@sjonnieplayfull5859
@sjonnieplayfull5859 Ай бұрын
"Uhuuu-uhuuu-uhuuu!"
@kathrina3339
@kathrina3339 Ай бұрын
Cute men should be wary of such companions 😅
@Luum81
@Luum81 Ай бұрын
Biding his time.....
@CortexNewsService
@CortexNewsService Ай бұрын
Or... He's "chopping wood "
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@Sapphire707
@Sapphire707 Ай бұрын
"My parents are subscribed!" dear god...🤣
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd Ай бұрын
Just think, the day before this got posted, he had to call his parents and have 'The Talk' with them
@clray123
@clray123 Ай бұрын
You've got 69 likes.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@emger4275
@emger4275 Ай бұрын
Props to your scenery, its really detailed and all that effort fpr such a small clip, your production really came a long way.
@jackganthier1381
@jackganthier1381 Ай бұрын
1:13 ROWAN BROKE! That’s the best. I absolutely busted out laughing myself when I heard Ben say that
@PBTophie
@PBTophie Ай бұрын
Seeing Alan break as he realizes his parents are subscribed is the best. lol
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@praexil395
@praexil395 Ай бұрын
LOL, yup, that line had me rolling
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen Ай бұрын
"My parents are subscribed." That will be an uncomfortable family gathering. 💀
@FalconRS
@FalconRS Ай бұрын
I am glad Schmerples joined this merry band of rascals from Middle Earth.
@user-uv8kr4fe6o
@user-uv8kr4fe6o Ай бұрын
This rod makes fun of the extremely obsessive love lines in modern RPGs where you can’t even take a step through the plot without sleeping with someone.
@delta_glider4362
@delta_glider4362 Ай бұрын
You especially can't cos in modern RPG you have to choose from some short version of phrases and then your char will tell something completelly different 🤬
@Sn0wShepherd
@Sn0wShepherd Ай бұрын
"I want to TASTE you!" - 20 minutes into the game.
@sebastiancoar1991
@sebastiancoar1991 Ай бұрын
*Uses protective wooden stake*
@Sn0wShepherd
@Sn0wShepherd Ай бұрын
@@sebastiancoar1991 Enjoys the 15 opportunities to use protective stake. ;)
@setsunanoroi4971
@setsunanoroi4971 Ай бұрын
Apparently there are speedrunners who’ve gotten that line in 2 minutes.
@sebastiancoar1991
@sebastiancoar1991 Ай бұрын
@@Sn0wShepherd 😂... You forgot the one where you have to use it to save Minx a major neck ache.
@sebastiancoar1991
@sebastiancoar1991 Ай бұрын
@@setsunanoroi4971 I wasn't speedrunning when I got it the first time I made camp. It was a minute and forty seconds after crash landing. Needless to say, there was no Rogue for the rest of the game.
@thomasace2547
@thomasace2547 Ай бұрын
Allan must be from the Oath of Throwing it back
@MurMurYoutube_Astra
@MurMurYoutube_Astra Ай бұрын
Truly
@cuindless189
@cuindless189 Ай бұрын
A fellow man of culture, I see.
@tmytyson
@tmytyson Ай бұрын
1:51 The Paladin's "Don't let them throw you... let ME throw you" is such a great bait and switch wordplay; it really, y'know, threw me.
@Dornpunzel
@Dornpunzel Ай бұрын
Bens sudden "we should fuck" in the middle of a sentence is a skill I will try to master in my daily routine at work.
@ArcaneEther
@ArcaneEther Ай бұрын
Ever wonder why your whole party in Baldur's Gate 3 was so horny? Larian Studios accidentally launched the game with the wrong relationship table. A testing table used for debugging romance events was set as the default by error. The bug was fixed in the game's first major patch, but the earliest players dealt with exactly this.
@arklytte
@arklytte Ай бұрын
Huh...that would explain a lot. I got the game in early access, then immediately jumped in on day one and blasted through it. I was PISSED about the unrelenting horny from all the companions (though, TBF, Astarion's comments were some of the best in the game, even if I had no intention of a gay romance...another things that irritated the shit out of me, the 'everybody is horny for everybody, regardless of gender', mOdErN eRa crap), especially with things like talking to Gale about how awesome magic is, and learning a new ability to connect with the Weave, then suddenly everyone was like 'I see you're in a relationship with Gale'...WTF?!? It made me not want to do more playthroughs, and I've avoided it ever since the first run, because it was so immersion breaking. Might have to put my umpteenth playthrough of Cyberpunk aside and give it another go. Thanks for the info!!
@gordonmcghie1985
@gordonmcghie1985 Ай бұрын
"No guys, it was a bug, honest" is a fairly weak excuse, especially when every patch is "We fixed one minor bug and added 175 new kissing animations".
@jvomkrieg
@jvomkrieg Ай бұрын
Rubbish. Having played it all the way through beta and into release, they were day 1 horny.
@bramvanduijn8086
@bramvanduijn8086 Ай бұрын
@@arklytte Everybody isn't horny for everybody, everybody is horny for whoever is currently being controlled by the player. It is a power fantasy to please all possible players, not modern propaganda. Though it would be funny if there was a "everybody is [sexuality] now" setting and they'd instantly switch love interests, causing all sorts of break ups and the drama that comes with it. If someone mods that I want them to have a shared inventory while in a relationship and arguments about who owns what.
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 Ай бұрын
yeah i heard about that but i binge played the game for the first week so much i never played the other patches. I just thought the game was set in the Phub cinematic universe.
@jeffbo7515
@jeffbo7515 Ай бұрын
"My parents are subscribed" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Alan thinking over his choices 😂😂😂
@Barberserk
@Barberserk Ай бұрын
And soon his kids!
@dianeturrel4607
@dianeturrel4607 Ай бұрын
“Click my bloopers” I can’t 🤣
@shawnyoung5552
@shawnyoung5552 Ай бұрын
I really feel like the team has built enough chemistry and work so well with each other I really would love if they could make a cohesive show either in old timey settings like this or a full sitcom with the store setting.
@bigyoshi5170
@bigyoshi5170 Ай бұрын
Near the end of Act 1 I figured most of the companions saw me as a friend but when the party began everyone went full *HORNY BONK MODE*
@benjaminthibieroz4155
@benjaminthibieroz4155 Ай бұрын
Damn, it's the best to spend time with Fletriss, it's by far the sanest of them all...
@SanDan3rdDan
@SanDan3rdDan Ай бұрын
This was exactly when I uninstalled the game. All the characters were written like they were low IQ uni students who just learned a few long words. I loved Divinity Original Sin 2 and thought this game would be a good follow up. It got real exhausting avoiding the dating simulator this game was becoming.
@loren5432
@loren5432 Ай бұрын
​@@SanDan3rdDanAre people really this prude about the game? I get that the companions are horny, but you can turn them down and they'll never bring up romance again.
@CrimsonTide001
@CrimsonTide001 Ай бұрын
@@loren5432 Actually it was pretty buggy the first few months. I had to turn down Gale at least 3 times and Halsin twice.
@wedgeantilles8575
@wedgeantilles8575 Ай бұрын
@@loren5432 This. "Avoiding the date simulator" - if klicking ONCE on "not intersted" is too much of a hazzle for him, I guess the game is too much for him in every aspect.
@FreyjaRKim
@FreyjaRKim Ай бұрын
Watching Rowan, Ben, and Alan doing this was almost as natural as breathing (still made me giggle a lot), but Britt was on another level, she threw it out of this universe. "Off you go, you get started. I want to watch!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also starting off with Rowan was undoubtedly making everything funnier when you have watched a lot of Viva's videos. The way it escalated was perfect. 🤣
@rebeccae.5631
@rebeccae.5631 Ай бұрын
Every rewatch is worthy - didn't get everything in the first go and now I can't stop watching it, it's hilarious 😂😂❤ the facial expressions are wild!
@melxander7908
@melxander7908 Ай бұрын
@1’14’’ - Rowan trying not to laugh 😂
@Doomwolf82002
@Doomwolf82002 Ай бұрын
The best part is the reason they were so "eager" was due to a bug according to the devs.
@ImpudentInfidel
@ImpudentInfidel Ай бұрын
I think that was Gale specifically. Lae'zel still tries to jump your bones by like day 2.
@RetroJack
@RetroJack Ай бұрын
Thank you for explaining the joke.
@perlundgren7797
@perlundgren7797 Ай бұрын
@@RetroJack He didn't, though. He added a fun fact, which uncommonly enough when people do that actually _was_ a fun fact.
@sciencefliestothemoon2305
@sciencefliestothemoon2305 Ай бұрын
What? As in Ghandi's stack overflow?
@insanesheep
@insanesheep Ай бұрын
Rare moment where they all cause equal chaos instead of Rowan and Ben stealing it all: Incredibly funny skit btw 🤣🤣🤣
@Baralai
@Baralai Ай бұрын
2:50 I’m dying, I love it “click my bloopers.” “I’ve got such big bloopers” 🤣😂🤣😂
@timothysands5537
@timothysands5537 Ай бұрын
the "I want to watch part" was damaged control on her end lol
@dirtydan2695
@dirtydan2695 Ай бұрын
Rowan being the only “subtle” one is pretty good 😂
@didjargo
@didjargo Ай бұрын
Whatever you do, don't let the wizard show you a magic trick.
@jasonm.6442
@jasonm.6442 Ай бұрын
idk why, but Brit screaming at the end "I wanna WATCH!" had me losing it! 🤣
@TheFishCream
@TheFishCream Ай бұрын
I think that Alan might be getting a phone call from his parents. Perchance to talk about the birds and the bees and proper communication ettiquette with adventurers.
@SanDan3rdDan
@SanDan3rdDan Ай бұрын
This ain't satire, it's an accurate review of the game.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 Ай бұрын
That was not even the class known for dragon laying.
@FuriousMaximum
@FuriousMaximum Ай бұрын
As good as their skits already are, this is the absolute most accurate depiction of a specific source material to date.
@rillsleather
@rillsleather Ай бұрын
Watching you guys have so much fun has inspired me to attempt to start my own gaming channel. I love video games and want to play D&D one day, so a run of BG3 seems like a good place to start. However I may have bitten off more than I can chew by deciding to act out all the Tav dialogue in greenscreen....all I can say is it's a far cry from leathercraft and has made me really appreciate just how much bloomin hard work you guys put into these skits. 😵‍💫 You are champions every one of ya! Wish me luck...and possibly sense. Maybe one day I'll get a fan sending me a flyswat too 😉
@StardustTeaMew
@StardustTeaMew Ай бұрын
"Off you go, Get started, I want to watch!!!! " ..... same britt ..... same lol 😂😮😅
@johntorreto4485
@johntorreto4485 Ай бұрын
I can just imagine some dude going hunting or fishing and stumble upon this set thinking its a P*rno
@claytonjacobs4098
@claytonjacobs4098 Ай бұрын
Nice costumes. Britts armor looked particularly good. Love how she went straight to the point. No small talk.
@tree_4249
@tree_4249 29 күн бұрын
I was sitting here binging this channel, living my life watching all these skits that I find so strange and funny in their own way. This video was different. It changed something deep inside of me. It clicked like my factory reset as I realized what I was watching. As I looked down at myself sitting there in silence watching, I though about my life, was it all really worth it, did I come this far to watch this and wonder why im still here. What is the purpose, why do people watch this, why do I want to watch it again, why do I want to leave a comment expressing how much this scared me. Im like a dog whom looked in the mirror and shat itself from confusion, except from discust. For what we are today from our thoughts of yesterday and our present thoughts build our life tommorow I will think back to this moment with pride, and Cry from utter disturbance. My Pc was turned off half way through. Here I return to write a shit ass comment that noone will read. My pet fish named Bingo will rise above the clouds to look down apon me. Of which- ok how im out of random stuff to say... and I dont have a pet fish
@khorah
@khorah Ай бұрын
been watching for some time now and this is, hands down, the most hilarious one yet! Good job!! 😂
@sebastiansilverfox6912
@sebastiansilverfox6912 Ай бұрын
This is so accurate...even down to the player response. This is why an "opt in" romance system is better than an "opt out" one. You end up wanting to sabotage your friendships in the game just to keep them from getting the wrong idea which, in turn, destroys immersion.
@jverz9430
@jverz9430 Ай бұрын
Yup. That's the same vibe I got. Having relationship stories in an RPG is fine and all, but the dialog was written like how some red-pill incel thinks people should respond. The choices are "be nice to someone" or "be an asshole" with the former always being interpreted as "let's f#$k." I used a mod to disable all relationships because navigating the dialog to avoid irrational responses was taking away from the actual game. It was Halsin that really broke it for me. Just casual conversation that escalated very quickly then dealing with his pout-fest when I'm like, "No thank you."
@sebastiansilverfox6912
@sebastiansilverfox6912 Ай бұрын
@@jverz9430 Yeah, that was so strangely injected into otherwise innocuous dialogue. I sincerely hope Larian fixes it because it ruins so much. Not only does it mess up regular gameplay, but it cheapens the pursuit for the character that actually does want to opt in. Real relationships take effort and imo, the game should reflect that with at least MOST of the NPCS. Don't get me wrong. Having one or two characters that just don't get it can work because some real people get mixed signals. But use that for character development or else everyone just looks like they are fawning over the player for no reason...and if you're trying to play a character who is ugly beyond reason, it just doesn't work.
@imALazyPanda
@imALazyPanda Ай бұрын
Also the fact every character in BG3 is player sexual. I don't mind the romance in games, they're pretty much a staple of the crpg genre for better or worse, but I like when the characters feel real. In dragon age, pillars and pathfinder crpgs some characters are straight others gay and others bi, some even have other conditions like can't be X race or must be X race and some don't have time for romance at all. I think that makes it feel much more immersive. Plus you aren't fighting off all your horny companions all the time only like a 3rd at any given time. Other crpgs also have harder romance flags than bg3, like some you honestly need a guide because they are that easy to mess up. Bg3 is just exist.
@Steven9567
@Steven9567 Ай бұрын
@@jverz9430 red pill? this what the left think relationships are
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 Ай бұрын
@@imALazyPandaThat’s actually one of the things that I really liked about the Dragon Age series was that for the most part it was opt in and not opt out. The characters had their race and sex preferences (except for a few characters in DA2) that couldn’t be changed. Like, Morrigan was only interested in men. You couldn’t romance her as a female Grey Warden. Or Sera being lesbian with a particular preference for female Vashoth and much less so for an elf player. It made the friendships and romances feel much more realistic.
@SolaScientia
@SolaScientia Ай бұрын
I love that Ben made Rowan actually look away from the camera. Britt's excited "I want to watch!" is perfect.
@thearnoldarmy1899
@thearnoldarmy1899 Ай бұрын
I've never even played Balder's, and yet it's immediately what I thought of.
@BiasedGrunt
@BiasedGrunt 29 күн бұрын
Lmfao rowan turning his face when ben said "we should fuck" was hilarious, glad you guys have so much fun with these skits
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs Ай бұрын
The worst feeling is when you have to turn one of them down because you realize too late the direction things are going. Turning Wyll down after the dance, the broken look on his face, hurt more than words could describe.
@Verdiumm
@Verdiumm Ай бұрын
I know right.
@ElicatrothTV
@ElicatrothTV Ай бұрын
My friend and I were both just going Whaaaaaaaaat???? When that happened... Wylls pacing is so off lol. Like you can get to that without having him in your party doing anything even once xD
@Vakaria-plays
@Vakaria-plays Ай бұрын
Maybe to you, to me. ''Noooo thanks Warlock who is naive and apparently hasnt learned his lesson, one little dance and you think you can make the move? Nooooooo''
@berzerkaxe
@berzerkaxe Ай бұрын
Oh right, also it threw me off in (spoilers ahead) Act II. After you manage to free Shadowheart from becoming a chosen Shar, she L-bombs you right after escaping the shadow realm (in front of the other party members.)
@ValosarX
@ValosarX Ай бұрын
​@@berzerkaxethat went different for me, she just left my party entirely. I guess it's because she wasn't in my party lol
@warboredom
@warboredom Ай бұрын
as soon as alan said "dont let them throw you" i immediately knew he was gunna say "let me throw you instead"
@KingCodd
@KingCodd Ай бұрын
“get started, i want to watch” 😂
@iav9488
@iav9488 Ай бұрын
Legitimately surprised we’ve only had 1-2 BG3 sketches so far, please make more!!
@NCR_Trooper_
@NCR_Trooper_ Ай бұрын
Patrolling the Sword Coast almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@AAA12353-
@AAA12353- Ай бұрын
The Actual Hardest Difficulty Setting: A monk with a backstory including a vow of chastity 💀
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын
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@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 Ай бұрын
Have you seen the trailers? Indeed the most difficult of settings imaginable.
@erinys2
@erinys2 Ай бұрын
Legit as a bisexual i felt as if i was in purgatory being tested to see if i would fail the test of self control
@ChuckyMcNubbin72
@ChuckyMcNubbin72 Ай бұрын
Laughing, creeped out and turned on all at the same time... what a weird feeling. No wonder i now have a shrink on speed dial. 😂😂🤣🤣
@MikeyMike87
@MikeyMike87 Ай бұрын
For real, I felt like I needed an HR tent in my camp.
@bellissimo4520
@bellissimo4520 Ай бұрын
1:42 - Rowan, Ben and Britt in the background are killing me... 🤣
@kmoustakas
@kmoustakas Ай бұрын
300 hours into the game, that's kinda a fair assesment of every party member
@AkilZodiac
@AkilZodiac Ай бұрын
2:23 This is literally my playthrough since launch. Solo only, I locked all the characters in horny jail.
@bryanharte4771
@bryanharte4771 Ай бұрын
Rowan clearly looking away from cam to hide his laugh when Ben starts doing his thing lol.🤣🤣🤣
@insanesheep
@insanesheep Ай бұрын
Prediction: the problem is Rowan again
@insanesheep
@insanesheep Ай бұрын
Rare moment where everyone shares equal chaos instead of Rowan and Ben getting to have all the fun... Extremely funny by the way 🤣🤣🤣
@Milxfanta
@Milxfanta Ай бұрын
Rowan was always the problem
@obviousalias132
@obviousalias132 Ай бұрын
I feel like Alan stole this one.
@EnoEnasni
@EnoEnasni Ай бұрын
OR!? Was he the solution this time...😅
@martinfiedler4317
@martinfiedler4317 Ай бұрын
Rowan was in the skit? When? Where? I only saw dressed people....😉
@Raida7
@Raida7 Ай бұрын
I appreciate Britt's to the point approach
@mr.logical2816
@mr.logical2816 Ай бұрын
That shocked me!😲😂🤣
@ryadinstormblessed8308
@ryadinstormblessed8308 Ай бұрын
She appears to be playing Lae-zel, so it's pretty accurate 😂
@Yubelrus
@Yubelrus Ай бұрын
"I have a strong bite"(lets f**k) and a fame sneak attack!" props for the sneaky one😂
@suttone75
@suttone75 Ай бұрын
Another great video! I laughed so hard at this! Thank you!
@roar3364
@roar3364 Ай бұрын
OMG this was hilarious! I relate to this so much from playing BG3, and I can't love this enough!!! "Don't let them throw you... let me throw you adventurer, up against a wall!"
@spursamn
@spursamn Ай бұрын
The Paladin has definitely taken the oath of throwing it back
@abelgarcia3900
@abelgarcia3900 Ай бұрын
The props, castumes, background... Everything shouts quealikty its so good to see how much they have grown
@ryanmcmillan375
@ryanmcmillan375 Ай бұрын
OMFG! I've been waiting for yall to do BG3 😂🎉 THANK YOU
@edwardtdm123
@edwardtdm123 Ай бұрын
Rowan on the brink of bursting into laughter at 1:14 and needing to turn away is just priceless.
@jaybutler779
@jaybutler779 Ай бұрын
Allan is a Paladin “oath of Throwing it Back!”
@victorbui6341
@victorbui6341 Ай бұрын
Rowan def turning his head away cuz he was laughing his ass off
@sspaceforce
@sspaceforce 23 күн бұрын
You guys are a riot, absolutely hilarious. Everyone in BG3 is basically like that
@cttommy73
@cttommy73 Ай бұрын
The glance down at "large... Amount of power." Was what did me in. Lady was really interested in what "large" thing Rowan might be packing. *Wink Wink
@shoelacedonkey
@shoelacedonkey Ай бұрын
Fishing Rod, obviously. 🎣
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 Ай бұрын
That was what started me laughing too.
@romanova-9682
@romanova-9682 Ай бұрын
YAY you're finally doing Baldur's gate!!!!
@otakukaku
@otakukaku Ай бұрын
They have done one before about the random "You Failed Your Perspection" checks. I think it was also the first time we saw the VLDL Tavern.
@damiien2684
@damiien2684 Ай бұрын
@@otakukaku I think that is just their D&D skits, not particularly related to Baldur's Gate. Baldur's Gate, after all, is based on D&D.
@otakukaku
@otakukaku Ай бұрын
@damiien2684 It was literally the BG3 graphics pop-up and wasn't part of their D&D Logic series. This was as D&D slit as that because I have seen enough RPGHorrorStories where TTRPG DMs try to shoehorn sexual themes into games where some players are not comfortable with the content.
@nickmajora
@nickmajora Ай бұрын
Brit's strut over was so good.
@angelikasapothecary4909
@angelikasapothecary4909 Ай бұрын
Hahah can’t stop laughing 😂 man the paladin went from holy to unholy real quick!!! Gotta wonder how many retakes they had to do for this 😂 why the fuck is everyone so horny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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