Horrible $25 Million Mansion Full of Cacti

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[@tux75]

These $25 million mansions are just as practical as the diamond block houses I made in minecraft when I was a kid

[@d.n2870]

That's a good one

[@isaacmancia]

Haha good way to describe it 😅

[@karlitoswayy]

@ForgiveZharion ratio bozo

[@Bob-gg1ve]

In eight minutes this comment received four comments and two of them were bots .it just shows the sad state of the comments on KZbin

[@applesandcheese25]

The three block high building with the grass floor?

[@GFuelEnergy]

Call me old-fashioned, but I would like for my house to have walls

[@Agent0154]

old-fashioned

[@cincyeditz5820]

old-fashioned

[@cesarportillo891]

Yeah I like old fashioned

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Okay. Hi, old-fashioned. Nice to meet you. I’m a car.

[@DFiSH222]

g fuel pls sponsor me 🙏

[@bobwall8021]

Bruh if I lived in a place like this I would absolutely forget about most of the shit, It'd be 10 years down the road and someone will be like "Bro there a kitchen behind this wall" and I'd be like no fucking way

[@Dramilos]

I read "chicken" and coulndt understand this comment for a minute

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

Actul always sunny momento

[@bruhwow]

This looks like the houses I build for my sims when they have more money than they know what to do with. And then I get annoyed because they pee themselves before the make it to the toilet because the house is so big and everything takes ages.

[@fart63]

I love building massive mega mansions in the sims, but you need to pack them full of bathrooms. Also, ur sims are never going to be able to get to school or work on time lmao

[@devenrivera5842]

I have to admit out of all mansions I’ve seen, at least she has her own style. Most owners basically leave their mansions white, bland, no color matching.

[@Saibellus]

yeah at least she like...picked stuff herself. instead of instructing some poor personal assistant to buy every white and grey piece of furniture in a 30 mile radius.

[@seydabomb9859]

Yeah I agree. I hate how nowadays there is an obsession with the ultra "minimalist" pastel aesthetic with abstract art sculptures. I don't get it. Definitely not something I'd want in a home. Ashley's is more homey to me.

[@FireJach]

White walls, celling, furniture. What a tasteless trend

[@Rynjinivar]

@@seydabomb9859 Yeah, I thought it looked cozy. Like it was actually meant to be lived in lmao. I don't share her taste in aesthetics in every room, but noting jumped out at me as ultra pretentious or useless.

[@6fathom117]

@@seydabomb9859 ashleys home was more of a home than literally every mansion charlie’s made fun of and thats probably why he thought it was bland

[@noisynixx]

As someone who lives in a desert, I can assure you, the dust storms will be unforgivable in that home. My friend left a backdoor cracked when one blew through and the house looked like no one lived there for 20 years, the amount of dust was choking me. Great idea for a home in the desert to not have walls. Prime example of an architect that doesn't live in the area.

[@bajabl]

You do know these type of homes can close, right?

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

@@bajabl He's literally talking about accidentally leaving a door cracked open and the dust storms flooding the house. This is a house made of open windows. Even if they can be shut, you only have to forget to hit the button once or wait a bit too long, and your house is a dustbowl.

[@AssBlasster]

@@bajabl One bad crack in all of those window seals and you might be screwed like OP's friend. The rooftop patios and pools are gonna be an expensive clean too.

[@noisynixx]

@@bajabl I did not, and can assure you that I have never, nor ever will be near one of these homes. lol The risk, as others have stated, is leaving a cracked window, or having one damaged without knowing. It just takes one and half that home is caked in dust. Now I don't think the owner would care. Anyone who has that much money will just hire a cleaner, but that's a whole other issue. Some people have too much money and would actually buy a fully wooden home near a volcano just because they can't figure out how to spend it all.

[@SaddisticSpeller]

@@noisynixx Honestly that would go kinda hard. Record a drone album with field recordings from the volcano and house you’ve got a free RYM classic on your hands

[@moonarilemurtails1087]

As someone who lives in South Carolina, seeing all of that standing water in the cactus mansion is mortifying. All I can think of is mosquitoes, mosquitoes, mosquitoes, MOSQUITOES, MOSQUITOES, MOSQUITOES!!!!

[@seanday477]

Vegas actually doesn’t have mosquitos . It’s way too dry

[@coleneumann5076]

@@seanday477 As someone who lives in Louisiana, I am moving to Vegas immediately

[@phantomwarrior8686]

I'll tell you rn, Brazil has got 100 times mosquitos than SC lmao

[@Kittytravel]

Fun fact: While VOCs are real a lot of them are also used in the house. So buying a non-toxic crib is usually worthless unless you can also ensure your house also lacks those compounds which for 99% of people they can't do.

[@pellabologna]

Fun fact: proximity to exposure makes a difference, and less toxic chemicals is objectively better than more of them.

[@zheerhan]

Imagine how many bugs and spiders would just make their way "inside" to live under the rocks and by the cacti or in those little pools.

[@LongLiver]

Go for a nice outdoors bath. Find a scorpion chilling there

[@loveydove4621]

@@LongLiver Lmao fr

[@ptralx3122]

imagine sleeping in the open air and you wake up with ants, spiders, and mosquitoes crawling all over you. You try to run but end up slamming into a cactus

[@holhorse3808]

In the crevice of the sliding doors too, which seem to be filled with rocks...

[@bajabl]

Y’all find any reason to complain

[@DreamhopMusic]

Huge fan of the Snipers nest 9000 cacti mansion, by only issue i have with it is that it looks more like a COD map than a home. but maybe thats just me lmao

[@lilynoir3939]

its giving raid for sure

[@jackass6257]

Bo2 type shit

[@underdeaths]

Straight out of a treyarch cod game lmao

[@fusion4627]

@@lilynoir3939 I’d actually buy raid if I could tho

[@WileeCoyote1516]

Some people are into that shit 😂

[@Twitter_Posts]

Huge mansion full of wasps, dust, stones, cati/pins, flies and stuff because the designer/architect thought having an open concept in 100+ degrees was a good idea

[@StrangerE0ns]

Seriously why the hell do they always have to make these houses as psychotically complex as they possibly can I don’t want to solve a maze to go to the bathroom

[@haaxeu6501]

I feel like there's a cap with how much money you can spend on a house until it becomes ridiculous.

[@phantomwarrior8686]

Yeah, this is the problem I have with these "modern architecture" stuff and all of this overthink that often goes into home decoration and stuff. Even before that awful mansion showed up, these uncomfortable chairs in the Ashley's house segment, they're so overthought and unnecessarily complicated, which made them almost useless since they're so uncomfortable.

[@tripleswaggaroni1544]

The $25M mansion is not even that bad, its just the fact that there’s like no doors and everything is open. You get one dust storm or one monsoon and your whole house interior is absolutely ruined. Not to mention this guy is using way more water than he should with massive lawns, three pools, and infinite plants in a place suffering with drought

[@kraftyboi]

well its los angeles so none of thats happening.

[@KatSpicert]

@@kraftyboi except for the drought. That's true.

[@tripleswaggaroni1544]

@@kraftyboi It’s actually Las Vegas

[@charlesfuzak]

@@kraftyboi Which one was in Los Angeles? The cacti CoD map was in Las Vegas.

[@anakinlowground5515]

Well, no doors, so that means no air conditioning, and I feel like it would get so hot in the summer. All sorts of animals could get in, and not to mention the amount of insects that would swarm you. It would be absolutely awful.

[@thejoeman0123]

The fact that Charlie's burps, coincided with Ashley laughing, was a coincidental masterpiece

[@ethanfenlon]

Fr thought the same thing

[@quinnarnold8733]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Totally seemed like she was giggling at his interruption. "Come on camera guy, quit burping!"

[@rats6136]

wtf was hapening there

[@garystinten9339]

He was just flirting with her..

[@Sakkaz]

Ikr lol

[@Ridley369]

Charlie's cactus paranoia with that one house is hilarious lmao

[@MrStark-up6fi]

Imagine walking to the kitchen at night but end up accidentally walking into one of the cactus 💀

[@zackdaripr]

My favorite part of that “pool” is when the needles fall off of the cactus into the water and you get to enjoy them being stabbed into the bottom of your palms and feet as you crawl like a crab around the shallow failure.

[@if7723]

How the hell do you clean that nightmare?

[@jebaited9612]

@@if7723 drain the pool and vacuum i guess. Buying a house like this means you can afford a cleaning service

[@TheFalseShepphard]

oh my god that sounds awful

[@hellokittybleach]

@@jebaited9612 actually there is a vacuum pool cleaners use to vaccuum the floor while the pool is still full. All pools tend to get some form of sediment settled on the bottom either bc wind blows stuff into the pool and it settles down at the bottom, or the ppl who own it go barefoot, get their feet dirty and wash it off by going in the pool. Having to drain and clean a pool every single time it's a little dirty would be wasting water, most of the time it's only done if the pool has not been cleaned in a loooong time

[@sopherz]

I have a feeling the they removed the needles from the cacti but I’m not sure.

[@Courier_Seven]

I'm so glad I grew up poor and became comfortable with not obsessing over numbers and bling while still recognizing the importance of working towards being a responsible adult. This is literally something I would create in SIMS after discovering the money cheat code for the first time.

[@sw4mpy]

Same here. Idk if it's just bc I grew up (partly) in a 2 bed, 1 bath apartment, but I can't imagine living in giant houses like these. I feel like they're so big and open that someone could just hide out and live there with you and you wouldn't even realize. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I'd take a small and secure studio any day.

[@CircusFoxxo]

I'd literally throw a cot/futon in the warehouse Charlie owns and be happy

[@piss9133]

Having a grill under a roof in a house with no walls or ventilation, other than the wind, is gonna fill the house with smoke and the scent of meat or fish and is gonna attract so many wild animals in the desert. Also, all those stagnant pools of water are gonna cause so many bugs to swarm.

[@XX-jk7hx]

9:35 Charlie is right, especially in the 'European Ghost Town's, the IS more to it! If you buy a house in italy in one of those ghost town's, where there are only old people and you have to drive to the next biggest city to get everything, you have in the buying contract a saying that you HAVE to fix the house to modern standarts in ONE YEAR! I know this becouse i have seen a contract for ine house from a friend of mine, her parent's have ton's of money so she got her home fices in no time.

[@sonofgenesis7584]

As someone who has lived in Las Vegas, this entire house would turn into a $25 million dollar sauna, because all of that glass and open open areas will do nothing to help you in 110 degree heat.

[@bajabl]

You do know these type of homes can close, right?

[@eveofall666]

This! Its literally a terrarium of death. It would cost a truly terrifying amount to keep it at a livable temperature.

[@sonofgenesis7584]

@@bajabl Sure, but the walls are mostly glass, non-insulated, and I’ve never seen a closing wall with a perfect seal. It would help, but at 110+ it’s not going to be enough to keep it cool by a long shot.

[@xsp1160]

@@bajabl how will glass help to keep out the sun??

[@damonmaldonado8840]

It’s a good thing she’s rich and can pay for air. I’m sure of it was uncomfortable she wouldn’t have made it real homey

[@newguy90]

As a Californian, I give her credit. We're in a drought so she chose to decorate with desert plants and rocks instead of a huge water guzzling grass lawn with flowers. My neighbor is environmentally conscious and does the same. The state of California also gives you a tax refund for not having a grass lawn.

[@krikeydial3430]

California will buy you needles and crack pipes too!

[@bernadetteobaglietto5923]

Fuck monoculture lawns, all my homies hate monoculture lawns

[@zerotodona1495]

It’s almost like we are a desert or something…. Especially LA who steals our water up north.

[@biggiesad7142]

Bruh California sounds terrible

[@uglybad4]

@@biggiesad7142 it is source: californian

[@NickC_222]

If I'm not mistaken, a lot of those cacti are San Pedro cacti, and they're the best source of mescaline short of peyote (and totally legal to grow and own so long as you're not clearly extracting or consuming them, wink wink.) So the cactus house is actually pretty valuable in that sense lol. At least if you live there you know at any moment you're never more than a couple hours from full-blown 3,4,5-trimethoxyphenethylamine bliss.

[@deviousmile669]

How di you extract It? Or Is Just drink the juice? Just so i know what NOT to do with those....wink wink

[@ninjafrog6966]

so it’s basically a 25 million dollar drug trip

[@ruusteriv]

Zamn

[@RaceCarDriver929]

Imagine living in that $25 million dollar mansion watching tv with your mom and she tells you to close all the windows

[@AidoneusYT]

As someone from Vegas, here are my points; 1. It's literally over 100 degrees Fahrenheit most of the year, having so much natural lighting means your house will be unbearably hot, even with AC blasting. 2. Yes, there is wind, especially at higher elevations. What'll be worse, though, is monsoon season and dust storms. 3. Since we've been in a drought for decades, there's a mandatory watering schedule and some restrictions on how much you're supposed to use. It's too expensive for some people to water their lawns, so desert landscaping (i.e., cacti, desert shrubs, rocks, etc) is super popular. Not sure why they did that with the cacti but then included THREE WATER FEATURES, but I guess that explains what all the money went to.

[@aepigeons9375]

I don't envy the year-round heat or heavy water restrictions, but I wish desert landscaping worked where I live. I love how big cacti can get in their natural environments.

[@astrangeodor]

@@aepigeons9375 where do you live?

[@aepigeons9375]

@@astrangeodor Quebec... with winter windchill, -30 Celsius/-22 Fahrenheit isn't uncommon. Happen to have family in Canada's one semi-arid desert region, but it's at the other end of the country.

[@amberpasta9379]

Also the water will be a breeding ground for mosquitoes. Wildlife has a high chance at getting in (especially since it’s near/in the mountains area) and every other year we get those swarms of locusts that cake everything.. clearly this house was made by someone who doesn’t/never lived in Las Vegas cause this house is not at all ideal for our environment.. the only thing that makes sense is the cactus because by the time the summer is over that’s the only thing that would have survived in and on the house

[@duckychanduckychan5155]

When rich people try to be environmentally friendly

[@zacharyhaynes8969]

To be fair at least she’s way more personable than anyone else in these kinds of videos.

[@TBone4983]

My favorite house tour was Dakota Johnson; For those who don't know, I guess her house had been professionally staged for the house tour but she hadn't seen the staging, and when she went to give the tour of the kitchen there were two huge bowls full of limes on the counter next to the sink. She got so thrown off by them being there that she hyperfixated on them and went off about how much she loved limes and how great limes were. Then she started showing off some other stuff that was probably just staged for the tour. She later revealed in an interview that she's actually mildly allergic to limes.

[@ed8212]

I cannot stand her for a millisecond

[@tristambre632]

You've got a point !

[@vito413]

@@ed8212 you've never met her that's like me judging you based off your comment

[@ssspottyyy]

@@ed8212 well at least she has a good reputation for being nice to fans and doesn’t have any huge stupid controversies surrounding her

[@milkytea3438]

Sage: in the house simply existing Charlie: “a huge blunt or something”

[@RulerOfLight]

Speedruns warding off bad vibes and evil shit

[@sha8photo]

Re: cribs. Firstly you have off gassing, so whatever chemicals were trapped in the packaging being released when you assemble the crib. Then you have the fact that a teething baby is likely to chew on their crib, exposing them to whatever chemicals were used in processing and finishing the wood. Just FYI. 😊

[@absoluteai41]

To be fair, she seems to have had more of a hand in that interior design than many others featured on these types of shows.

[@rainydaze1313]

true. it’s a little basic but at least she designed it herself. kris jenner has a yoshitomo nara painting and I’m still annoyed bc I know she didn’t pick it out and doesn’t know who that is.

[@kreeperking4849]

@@rainydaze1313 i don't think you need to know who made a painting, only that it looks nice enough for you to buy it

[@Caidezes]

​@@kreeperking4849 I mean, you should probably know who it's by if you're gonna spend lots of money on it. How else are you gonna brag about it?

[@fart63]

I like that her house is simple. She has a normal style that is not flashy or stupidly extravagant. And she knows about all of the things in her home

[@jonathanlipp3213]

With the toxic cribs thing, basically all furniture materials used by major producers give off some type of particulate. Usually not an issue because at least 90% of people are not babies and have more developed immune and respiratory systems that fight against them. It’s not even really an issue for most babies, but some children with pre-existing conditions do need non toxic cribs

[@saal0]

Also, those gasses will only come off in non-trivial quantities when you burn the coatings

[@bajabl]

People tend to forget that babies lick and suck on everything including cribs

[@henstar337]

Its actually just for Jack Jack when he sets himself on fire. Can't have him inhaling phenols now can we?

[@bruhwow]

True but for example phtalates are endocrine disruptors and in many cases enter the body through skin or pass the immune system check. And they are dangerous for everyone because exposure can cause cancer and fertility issues. I think the damage depends on the amount but since you oeple are exposed to those daily, it's good to eliminate the sources you know of and have control over.

[@ffwast]

@@saal0 man I don't want toxic gases coming off a baby crib in any quantities,I feel like that should be an important thing for a parent to put their foot down on

[@falling_awayyy]

imagine having to spend like 5 hours watering those cacti💀

[@leoshork]

26:23 Oh crap, Atrioc before the scandal

[@minutemuse]

That mansion genuinely looks like a game map. I can't picture someone actually living there.

[@daytona0069]

Reminds me of something off of bo2

[@Zizpy]

Looks like something from rainbow six siege lol

[@HieronymousLex]

Like the guy in twitch chat said, it’s a counter strike bhop map made into a house

[@Dendrocnide]

It so doeeeessss

[@superslamgames8068]

@@Zizpy yeah like a modern Villa, the stone walkway that leads into the "pool" reminds me of the central walkway in that map that you can rappel into and look down from on the second floor

[@Salted_Pizza]

4:03 The way she started laughing RIGHT as Charlie let it all out 😄

[@D4dmeat]

She heard him

[@aetherrrrrrrrrr]

Brooooooo💀

[@HL2mast3r]

I came here to say the exact same thing

[@kevinuribe318]

Noticed that too 😹

[@buhdeuce2131]

The caption saying [ambient sound] was so fitting lmao

[@DepressyDuck]

Charlie complains about some of these houses being "isolated" and "completely cut off from society". How is that a bad thing? I fucking HATE people. I would love a place with no-one around.

[@alloounou6900]

Absolutely. I'd love a property with enough space to get into crafts, like blacksmithing, without neighbors filling a noise complaint.

[@The_Queen_of_Hell]

Then when you suffer a stroke, got robbed or murdered no one will be able to help you or find your body for days

[@Ignatiusussy]

That's a you problem, most people despise isolation.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

​@@The_Queen_of_Hellyeah, that's very important to consider.

[@tweenytwinkies]

It would take forever to go out get groceries and come back since ur so far from civilisation

[@Boo-lz7fm]

I seriously wonder what kind of sadistic psycopath would think surrounding an entire mansion with cactus as if you are setting up a natural trap house would be good. Like,why even cactus in the first place?

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

It's interesting how unappealing mansions can be. Like I'd rather live in a moderately nice duplex than 99% of mansions...let alone a decent house with some land.

[@peachparee7647]

Same

[@legoslash4799]

also, mansions can literally take a chunk of your money. Imagine the maintenance, insurance, water and electricity costs. They're financially impractical in the long run and I absolutely have no idea why a lot of people want to live in them

[@rhodrickcamacho9980]

Status symbol. Like a big as fuck status symbol

[@Manigeitora]

@@legoslash4799 Honestly, I feel like most of them are barely actually lived in. They buy them because they literally have more money than they know what to do with. It's not just an idiom for them, it's literal. They are searching for ways to spend absurd amounts of money (even though they could just donate it to help fund homeless shelters instead of buying absurd houses that they only stay in 2-6 weeks out of the year that only contribute to the homelessness problem in America) because people at their income level could spend over a thousand dollars every day and still have a sizeable inheritance for their kids when they die.

[@VioletMilks]

@@Manigeitora I’d rather the government take the money (other rich people) than to have poor useless snobs have it (useless poor people)

[@dirtspritestuff5850]

this shit is 40% cactus 40% glass and 20% labyrinth seriously, imagine a kid breaking 3 glass walls a day

[@howdypartner8326]

And a 100% reason to remember the architect's name.

[@cynicat74]

@@howdypartner8326 Yeah, so you can put it on a blacklist lol

[@V4ND4L1Z3RR]

The bedrooms and bathrooms were also disturbingly open. I think the lack of privacy would freak me out the most.

[@Marcuskwok-hn5yi]

I ain’t gonna live there even if it is free

[@kibatsf]

Charlie isnt catching that its free, because you have to move it. This actually happens a lot... Someone wants the lot but doesnt want the house. So instead of demolishing a perfectly good house, especially an old historic one like this one, they try and get someone to move it. But to move a mansion cost exactly what they said it would, or more... if you can even find someone to do it. Then you have to have somewhere to move it to that will allow you to place it. Yet again, thats a feat better spoken about than actually obtained. Now, if it was "The house is free, you don thave to move it but you dont own the land except for a tiny easement strip around the outside... Someone would snatch that shit up in a heartbeat. But compounding the fact that you have to find someone to move it to a lot you already own that doesnt have any ordinances involving house relocations (a LOT of places are "new development only") and THEN the cost of inspecting and repairing anything that broke in the move... THEN remodeling it to make it updated as you would want to do. Its... its just not worth it.

[@martindammable]

That cactus mansion is one the most impersonal houses I've seen. Cold and sterile. Probably perfect for a billionaire.

[@alexiacorbin3052]

as an arizonan, every cactus is instantly lifted by a mild gust and can be highly weaponized

[@rinchu909]

Arizonan also here, make the cacti even more weaponized by replacing them with jumping cacti

[@Nexalian_Gamer]

I live in AZ too and I live on the city limits so desert everywhere around and it's full of those jumping cholla cacti. Luckily I haven't seen any flying around in dust devils but if I ever see one go airborne, I'm hauling ass to the first cover I see.

[@uhmmmFU]

Also desert dweller. Can you imagine living somewhere with that much stone that is in direct sunlight. You'd get 3rd degree burns on your feet if you take your shoes off.

[@peachparee7647]

If only creosote bushes weren't so wildly underrated. They're selfish plant killers but they smell amazing

[@aepigeons9375]

@@uhmmmFU Jesus, hadn't even thought of that. Even where I live, the pavement can get hot enough to burn pets' feet in the summer - and I live in Canada.

[@lourdesdeath4379]

I've lived in Las Vegas for most of my life and I can't imagine who would want to have those giant windows open in the summer when it's 110+ degrees. He says that you'd get a nice breeze but it's like standing in an oven when it's windy. I'd say the outdoor areas will be essentially unusable for at least four months of the year unless there's some sort of covering.

[@namesurname624]

why not tint the windows?

[@kummer45]

3:59 is exactly what I think about these houses. The burp is the MOST accurate description about such houses. There is simply NO taste.

[@stannctorbeasquare]

This brought back memories of how obsessed I used to be with house tours and tiny homes as a kid.

[@Azeal]

these looks like they were made entirely out of prefabs in blender lmao

[@ns6q333]

it looks like a prefab house that someone would rip and put into their free nft game

[@alvin825]

god damnit you're right

[@nathanielwilliams8985]

And yet it’s 100x nicer than your house lmao

[@nathanielwilliams8985]

@ForgiveZharion you’re a nerd

[@gone9820]

@@ns6q333 lets not forget to make each individual cacti an nft too 😈

[@Washanuga]

4:03 the face/laughter Ashley does is hilariously timed with the burping

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

I'm your 300th liker here & bye.

[@Dominator_0211]

Imagine the disarray that cactus mansion would be in if even a single sandstorm rolled through

[@nekolu]

Ashley acts as if the bullies called her weird and quirky as a kid and she’s super embracing it now that it’s trendy.

[@MePatra]

Ashley’s house isn’t even bad it’s her just name dropping expensive ass brands that everyday ppl don’t care about lol

[@stratdax4028]

It's a video for architectural digest so the people who watch those videos DO care about that kind of stuff.

[@parmesanchease480]

Gotta get that gucci couch and louis veton bedsheets

[@willowjohnson8553]

discussing the design and designers is literally the purpose of the video friend

[@keinonsmith8616]

Nothing like a "futuristic" mansion that features little to no technology lol

[@Nexalian_Gamer]

It's like the opposite of Cyberpunk. High Life Low Tech.

[@Trynt33]

It's "futuristic" in the sense that it's ready for a warlord in the apocalypse to take it over

[@Manigeitora]

@@Trynt33 Just waiting for a scene of all that glass exploding as an earthquake ravages it

[@hand13932]

@@Trynt33 i enjoy this comment

[@Theorationale]

"Minimalism" .

[@kaydenka1]

Just imagine actually living in the cacti mansion. You’d feel so uncomfortable and dirty 24/7, surrounded by tiny needled plants in every goddamn room that will eventually attract thousands of insects and snakes to bite you in your sleep. The novelty will wear off quick when you get sore from constantly walking on hard stones, which will no doubt retain the dust and soil from the wind blowing through the huge amount of open space the place has. Like, as soon as you step out of your bath your feet will get filthy from that shit. Any sandstorm that passes through will no doubt be a nightmare to clean, just think about how much it would cost to hire professional cleaners for that monstrosity! Honestly I wouldn’t live there even if it was given to me, I’ll stick to my cozy little shoebox home thanks.

[@nadiacho6937]

And i have alot of anxiety regarding stalkers and trespassing, which living in this house would basically ask for people like this,,, all the windows and crawl spaces is a NO.

[@justinfroese4943]

"I didn't hear you, I was getting a good stretch going" Imagine how confused you'd be reading that without having watched the belch squeezed out of him

[@eliotyoung3687]

The entire time I was looking at that 25 million dollar mansion all I could think about was how much of an absolute nightmare it much be to clean.

[@lmaoooo8764]

Maids 😂

[@tylere.8436]

@@lmaoooo8764 Maids quiting after getting a lot of prickles.

[@neneninetails5803]

Imagine having so much money that every piece of furniture has to have deep lore I bought my end table because there was a good deal at a local yard sale and it only had minimum scratches. 😐

[@ApollyonZKX]

Your end table has better lore than that chair made by PF Chang's or whatever

[@wingsofthephantomghost3105]

Is like an anime character giving some random thing a deep meaning, like "this toilet seat was a gift from father before he died." or some sshit

[@mr.nazareth4501]

That's your deep lore bro

[@thrust_vectoring_spitfire]

you misunderstand! clearly the table you bought was the eldritch colossus eternal table of the highest order that is several milennias old! surely you know the scratches that adorned the ancient oakwood surface was the slam marks of beer kegs and the carvings from crusader's noble broadswords from many celebrations of victory aging from many eras bygone? relish your purchase! For now you may dine among seats of kings and fair maidens of yore that once called that table their hearth.

[@Marcuskwok-hn5yi]

Here is my table’s history,Long ago my table was just some atom in the universe,but when earth was created or something it turned into some random ass resources,and then someone made it into a table.

[@ericpetersen6343]

That cactus house with all that water has to be a humid nightmare also with the heat and water

[@zackestin1368]

Can’t wait until we can get videos and Charlie and the crew walking into peoples mansions and giving a tour themselves.

[@SeniorCharry]

3 bananas worth of radiation is probably one of the funniest things I've heard in a while lol. Also 4:04 the timing of Charly's burp stretching while the lady started laughing was pretty funny.

[@Goat-on-a-Stick]

So it's a house for pricks?

[@MyOwnGanja]

I found u again. Give me your account name backstory now! I will hunt you down in the comments :D

[@SanaTT]

nice one😂

[@newyorkpotioncastle]

what you did there, I saw it

[@annikadejean8706]

best comment

[@bubsy101bchips8]

@@annikadejean8706 Hell yeah

[@garystinten9339]

I would love to see moist actually do a tour of his warehouse in the same style.. all arty angles and wide shots of his yard etc lol

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

Such a waste of resources, money, land….pretty much a waste in EVERY aspect you can imagine.

[@officernealy]

8:56 That really hurt to hear that no one was willing to offer up the paltry amount of $10 to buy Aubrey Lewis' mansion to preserve it, but they were more than happy to spring the funds to demolish it.

[@ALouisae]

@ForgiveZharion bricks 🧱

[@chvIry]

@ForgiveZharion you’re a goon

[@mongooseman3744]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo Be ashamed of yourself.

[@chvIry]

@@mongooseman3744 you got fooled eh

[@ALouisae]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@maddeeps5520]

I like how obvious it is that the designers of some of these houses run out of ideas halfway through and completely asspull the rest. That 25 mil desert house literally had a 10 shower/tub to 4 bedroom ratio because what the hell else are you going to fit into those giant spaces of gravel? None of this makes logical sense lol

[@someguy1688]

Need to fill some space outside? Throw a bathtub there and call it “luxury soaking”

[@sjoerdo6988]

@@someguy1688 How is this even intended? like are you going to sit outside naked in your bath tub? Are you going to wear swimwear while taking a bath? it makes 0 sense.

[@CircusFoxxo]

@@sjoerdo6988 walls exist

[@joshuadovahkiin3054]

Prime example of people with way to much time and money on there hands and nowhere near enough brain power to use them both rationality.

[@aepigeons9375]

I like the chairs at four minutes in, because they remind me of the ones my grandfather made. Little sort of shelf running under the middle of the table doesn't seem like the best place to store dishes though, no? They're going to get knocked to the ground by someone's knees, or a kid swinging their feet around at the table.

[@heyitzsamurai]

ashley seemed really passionate abt interior design so i respect her house even tho its not my style

[@d00gz_]

I’m jealous of Charlie’s ability to generate a series of dubstep burps

[@Bread-nx9fo]

@Savetion (KING OF YT) who asked

[@Schmuly]

It's disgusting

[@Forhekset525]

@@Schmuly it's cute

[@shaunmcinerney2182]

@@Schmuly It's poetic.

[@delicate6930]

@@Schmuly it’s beautiful.

[@revelare_xvii6269]

If I had $25mil to spend on a home I’d just get a normal looking one story house and then have a semi-luxurious doomsday bunker underneath that’s basically the same as the actual house above.

[@shrimblo2932]

I'd just buy the bunker but make it absolutely crazy

[@anakinlowground5515]

@@shrimblo2932 Yeah, same here. I would love to have a bunker under my house, y'know, like a batcave. There would be secret entrance, and inside you would find a high end gaming station, a movie theater, an arcade room. God, that would be so sick.

[@IONLYCAMEHERETOFUCKYOURWIFE]

Fucking same

[@randomwolfygirl]

I'd like a pool and well a basic spacious house. Then some space for barn animals.

[@railroadforest30]

I’d get a condo

[@WikedWRLD999]

“Except for that, what is that a giant blunt”😂😂 talking about the sage

[@LittleCrochetKingdom]

You say the funniest things so nonchalant 😂 “like sitting on the cookie monsters nut sack” I died 😂

[@unknownvariable9239]

Actually now that I think about it, how do those mansions prevent insects and animals from coming inside? Even 1 damn wasp is annoying as hell, those open spaces are always going to have flying and crawling insects inside.

[@ssjayson4947]

They don’t, that’s why they’re dumb lol

[@David-ve5iq]

Especially if the house is located in Silent Hill.

[@brandon9172]

Oh no insects! Its the end of the world.

[@starman6468]

Nevada is hot but extremely dry. Most flying insects don’t survive there.

[@munchkinfreak102]

@@brandon9172 Some insects aren't bad, but in the desert you can have things like scorpions, gila monsters, wasps, tarantulas, not to mention black widows. All of which are dangerous and will seek shelter and shade in the sun.

[@amyb.408]

found out recently that me and charlie went to the same college and I can confirm that the shitty building with the minarets isn't being haunted by anything besides business majors and termites

[@howardbaxter2514]

So snakes and termites. Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a great place to hangout at.

[@JimJim354]

4:03 I feel you there charlie

[@melanieroberson1683]

i hate imagining how many bugs you would have to deal with in these houses

[@northropi2027]

One thing I gotta say: keeping invasive plants to a minimum is a good thing because lawns are an ecological disaster. This doesn't mean you need to use all the pointy ones though.

[@damongrinnell4375]

5:05 “I want it to emit at least 3 bananas worth of radiation” 💀💀💀

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

Those extra bedrooms are for the cleaning staff because they'll be spending all their time cleaning those windows and that stagnant moss "pool" in this gmod deathrun map disguised as a mansion

[@luzicarious]

As someone who lives in Las Vegas I would hate living in that mansion. One dust storm and it's over. Literally walking into Byakuya's bankai 💀💀

[@moistsp00n98]

horrible rich housing is perhaps my most favorite content from Charlie. when I saw that this was 30 minutes long, I was overjoyed

[@dimitris_kleisiaris]

yeah same

[@JohnJames.]

Rolling my third joint for this treat

[@HoloTWWOriginal]

I actually liked the overall look/feel of this. Only thing that I hate about these giant super mansions is they never feel like it's something that's been lived in or something that could be lived in it always looks like something that is just there to look at. Another thing I didn't like wasn't that first open shower/bath bathtub was completely pointless there the whole point of a bathtub is to sit and relax and kind of enjoy The view and as much as that guy went on and on about the view that bathtub was not seeing it. I also really like the natural stuff that's inside of the house. And the house does close completely for the most part. But there is open parts that are partially exposed 100% of the time.

[@anakinlowground5515]

No dude. It was fucking awful. So many insects, coyotes, and snakes would get in. There would be insects just swarming you, unless there are none to speak of in Vegas. Also, there's absolutely NO privacy in any of the bathrooms. Also, why the hell would you have a kitchen in the bathroom?

[@sitocervantes8459]

@@anakinlowground5515 In vegas we don’t really have an insect problem at all really but coyotes and snakes especially in the desert ya you are fucked if you have a small dog

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@sitocervantes8459 scorpions would be a consideration

[@BOFAMET]

Yeah, this one is legit attractive to me. I could do without all the tubs everywhere and the more extravagant bits and would probably close off some of the more open spaces to improve coziness but overall it's a sick pad. But I'm also heavily biased towards desert aesthetics and bringing the outdoors indoors so lol. Although I wouldn't like the view of the other mansions below me, I think it'd be better if the surrounding area was just more desert with the cityscape in the background.

[@HoloTWWOriginal]

@@BOFAMET same

[@kingmold_]

all i can picture with the cactus shallow “pool” area is going in there and then coming out bleeding random places from the needles falling out of the cacti

[@CreepinCreeper01]

That Las Vegas house is a nightmare. Constantly tripping and stunning your toes, walking into glass walls, walking off of ledges because of lack of glass walls, and people and animals walking right in because everything is open.

[@sinnamonski685]

Nice to see that some comments are giving her credit for at least having her house have some of her *own* personal things that makes it different then other houses in this series

[@ninjafrog6966]

it’s still an awful house regardless

[@DanielPinheiroo]

4:03 she starts laughing at Moist's burps

[@Not-a-secret-account]

At least somebody else connected the dots

[@user09832]

Haha

[@jtberry9058]

I was turned away from my screen and for a second I thought she burped then laughed at her own burp in the middle of her interview and I was just thinking “what a fuckin power move”

[@revenced1137]

Nah bro that's his good stretch

[@distorta]

All I see is a prime toe stubbing floor plan, with the added bonus of falling over a rail as you hop on one leg in pain. Land on a cactus on your fall and get stung by a scorpion as you lay there in agony.

[@grayweathersby5028]

7:00 this is what I feed to my dog as a treat, have you seen the slime these things are coated in 😭

[@DudokX]

At least the first house looked like someone was actually living there.

[@Margen67]

birb

[@Harrave]

the house looks perfect for one I would build in Minecraft with one of those photorealistic ray tracing 8K texture packs, extreme lighting and scenes but now it just seems like someone copy pasted it into real life and it can't be appreciated as such anymore, so weird

[@McFwoupson]

that's exactly what I thought too lol

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

LOL

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

LOL

[@calebkennedy9158]

i love how one of the best comments Charlie gave the Vegas mansion was that with the balcony view "...u can see life in the distance." xD

[@messerschmitt_bf109]

I cant imagine how hot it must get inside that mansion during the summer given how open it is

[@pirobot668beta]

I have installed multi-room home theater system in several McMansions. Oodles of 'new money' with lots to prove and little taste. The hardest part of the job was keeping a straight face as the client rattled off a list of contradictory 'essential elements' "I want a room totally isolated from all radio waves. A Faraday cage where my brain can take refuge from the entire electromagnetic spectrum!" "Also, it it's not too much trouble, I need a T1 line, WiFi, intercom, speakers and a plasma-screen TV covering the entire east wall. By Friday." "Oh, cell-phone reception better be perfect in there, or I'm not gonna pay!" Names were changed to protect the stupid, but Big Sports™ money and celebrity endorsements bought the house.

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

Ever seen "The Jerk", by chance?

[@user-sz3ie5gl1h]

True

[@saturn6784]

I'm sorry a Faraday Cage tf?

[@WebkinzUser2012]

@@saturn6784 I assume u haven't watched better call saul before think... big cage that blocks all eletromagnetic signals from entering said cage. You then can enter said cage to take a break and 'cleanse' yourself from all things electric simplified but good enough of an example. edit: if you knew what it was but was just shocked it was a request, again, i assume u haven't watched better call saul lol. some people really do fear the damage it 'can do' to our bodies

[@saturn6784]

@@WebkinzUser2012 yeah I was more shocked at the request lmao

[@DemigodDan]

Tbh I absolutely love the concept of that house, with nature integrated into every part of the house inside and out, but of all the places in the world to build a house with this much nature integration and stuff they build it in the most boring lifeless places on earth? A god damn desert? I'd be in love with this kind of house if it was anywhere else but a damn dessert. The mountains, the Forrest, the coastline. Anywhere would make it so much more beautiful than a desert, not necessarily Vegas, just any desert is such a shitty place to have made that house

[@SuperAdnan117]

That moment when you're showering in the outdoor shower and a gust of wind blows away your loofah so now you're staring at the reflection of the cactus 2 cm behind you and suddenly you get an itch on your back

[@someguy1688]

@@SuperAdnan117 😂😂😂

[@lex-iv9xm]

This is a shame to me. Deserts in the western US, to me, are beautiful, just as much as the forests and mountains. They’re a different kind of pretty, and in winter when everything’s dormant it can look pretty dull, but it’s really pretty out there. Golden sand and rock with patchy, vibrant greens and a deep blue sky-and the sunrises/sunsets are unforgettable. Deserts are chock full of life and beauty!

[@aepigeons9375]

Maybe it's just a 'grass is always greener' thing, so to speak, but I think deserts look really cool. Blew my mind to learn that saguaros routinely make it to 150, 200 years old, and most pictures really don't convey just how massive they can get. Really want to see some in person one day.

[@frankjaeger1711]

Lifeless? Oh there’d be plenty of life crawling around that house in no time. Not just running into the occasional scorpion or spider, but the fact they could easily nest up under some of the rocks and plants in your house if not kept up with. Not to mention the other problems this mansion would have to deal with like sand and extreme heat, especially since it’s built to let natural light in so even with ac, it’ll turn into a sauna in there.

[@osamabinballin2704]

His burps lined up perfectly with her laughs and i died bro lol

[@gn0stica536]

Imagine waking up with a scorpion nibbling your toe.

[@travis98761]

That random bathtub outside really makes it seem like a house someone designed on Sims

[@YinsDarkNess]

I kinda like it not gonna lie, not too into the fuzzy dining chairs but the breakfast stools do warm the room up and I like the pattern on the seats. I think what she means by 'masculine' is the design term for sharp edges and high contrast between dark and light. When you add smooth edges or warmer, colourful tones it usually is described as 'feminine'. It goes way back and it's silly but it's just how the language around interior design developed. I'm a designer so this pretentiousness is the best shorthand way to describe it for suppliers, builders, sellers etc.

[@Silverfirefly1]

I liked the stools too. The materials and lines were definitely manly. She didn't really connect what she meant about the aging leather and the previous owner of the land but it sounded like she saw something of his that had aged well and wanted that element for herself over time.

[@kombuchas4684]

yeah Charlie missed the mark on this one. Masculine and feminine are very common way to describe spaces in interior design

[@mer9787]

Yea i actually kinda like that green chair, maybe because i love green, but the overall house is not bad, even though its totally not my taste, it actually had some characters, i think charlie is abit harsh on this one

[@supersonicrocket-ship7489]

Those bar stools were really nice

[@Trynt33]

​@@kombuchas4684 No one outside of interior designers knows the terms though and I like interior design. It'd be like a mechanic getting frustrated at someone not knowing what a transmitter does or what horsepower means, you have to be aware not everyone knows it by heart

[@fastestleopard]

“sitting on the cookie monsters nut sack” Had me dying

[@BadJokeLover]

Jesus Christ I can't imagine living in these houses. Just give me a small apartment with fast internet and working comfortable bathroom and I'll never move to another house for the rest of my life

[@MollyHJohns]

Agree. Studio apartment is the easiest.

[@BadJokeLover]

@Zek Kiel it's not the best condition financially, but a man can dream. I hate owning a house and having the responsibility for it. Medium-Big house is not for me, ever. I prefer to live alone and don't have any intention on having a family so apartment is the way to go. I'm also big on having as little of stuff as possible, so that I can move whenever I feel like it. It might be stupid, but if I can't live my life the way I want to, what's the point.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

My dream is to have a small, old house that I can fix up myself and make it feel more like mine. The house I currently live in is my family’s house, so it’s pretty darn big to fit all of us, and I love it. It’s beautiful, it’s actually easy to clean despite its size, and there’s enough natural light coming in without cooking all of us alive. It’s just a standard family home design here in Texas, but it’s worlds better than these mansions…

[@BadJokeLover]

@Zek Kiel to you maybe, but I find solace in isolation. Doesn't mean that I prefer to be isolated for the rest of my life and become a hermit. I simply cherish my own company more than most. To each their own I suppose.

[@sugarycharacters8736]

@Zek Kiel i dont think it’s sad. It makes sense for him. I live in a home to because it makes sense for me, i have a husband and dog and may have a kid one day. Azusas sound like he likes to be alone so a home is not convenient for him. What I do find sad is multiple ppl living in an apartment.

[@iloveanothermanswives4278]

That cactus house feels like, the designer made a house that he thinks it looks cool, without ever rethink if it is gonna be a nightmare to live inside that.

[@pellabologna]

not to mention those cacti need full sunlight so theyll just die in those dark hallways anyway

[@iloveanothermanswives4278]

@@pellabologna They were built to endure harsh environment. The lack of sunlight won't kill them that fast. Living with cacti is extremely dangerous.

[@cameronarmwood34ca]

@@iloveanothermanswives4278that’s a bit dramatic no? Honestly how is living with cacti that dangerous?

[@unclescummy1456]

Would love to see you deep dive into more terrible Zillow listings

[@insomniwillow1341]

As a person who lives in Arizona, it is deeply hilarious to listen to Charlie complain about cacti.

[@harry426]

4:18 Wait, wait, WAIT. Their child's name is Jupiter?