Horrible Jeopardy

[@PlaneswalkerTARDIS]

I really hope Wizards of the Coast gives you some bonkers preview card but doesn't let anyone know it's real for a few days. That would be hilarious.

[@DoGTripwire]

Colossaler Dreadmaw.

[@Gabriel64468]

@@DoGTripwire colossal dreadermaw

[@pipersmith2338]

But colossal dreadmaw is already perfect, so it can't get an upgrade

[@rolandcaters7258]

@@pipersmith2338double everything. Double the stats, double the cost, double the flavour text, double the trample

[@creepercommande4171]

A team up card, two colossal dreadmaws.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

Tea Time with Amanda was a fantastic category, no notes.

[@Yettish]

I'm Amanda I'm six

[@drmonkeys852]

Funny story but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand tried to kill himself twice after he did it. He failed spectaculary. The cyanide he ate was expired so it only gave him a stomach ache and he also jumped down a creek, but the creek was shallow so he only broke a few bones. The whole situation was really goofy and when you read about it, it sounds like a looney toons cartoon

[@velvetbutterfly]

Don't forget the one who actually succeeded assumed the assassination was off after the spectacular failure of the first guy and 3 of the others fleeing so he just hung around a sandwich shop and the Archduke's driver/guard happened to have to stop and push the car right out in front of the same sandwich shop

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Nope, that was a different conspirator. Gavrilo Princip only tried cyanide.

[@bryantkapono420]

It's crazy to think you had 3 friends in the first place

[@eulefranz944]

When you hang out in the psych ward, you will make some friends in your spare time

[@soultpp]

@@eulefranz944 Y'know, I tried that... But I couldn't get enough parts before they stopped me!

[@simic0racle157]

It's crazy that you managed to get 1 subscriber

[@xhantTheFirst]

emphasis on "had"

[@chiralvandal]

they weren’t all in first place

[@nikvalinsky]

This is by far the most important comment. Dragons for $500 was actually Wyvern. Drakes ambiguously refer to dragons, and have been used in the context you refer to only in modern fantasy (to my knowledge). Wyvern, however, always refers to a two-legged dragon.

[@IceBen4444]

That is true but the slide had drake written on it, so -500 for you.

[@nikvalinsky]

@@IceBen4444 Make it -1000 and you got yourself a deal

[@awsam5850]

The actual mtg card is Snapping Drake though.

[@givemeawand]

To clarify for anyone who may try to “correct” this comment: Drake and dragon have historically meant the same thing only gaining different meanings recently. A dragon can have any number of legs while a wyvern can only have two legs and it has been like that for hundreds of years.

[@matthewsaari6577]

In european etymology, yes. But it's in MTG, where it is called a drake.

[@twingemios5139]

Make the final jeopardy prize next time “times -1” where you have to invert your number. Imagine how wonderful that would be

[@stoneoflight6685]

Satan: I have to say, I'm a huge fan.

[@LeakyTrees]

-900*-1

[@adrianofavre7655]

This is the best gameshow of all time, I havent even finished this episode yet and Im already craving another!

[@jaceg810]

I would like to say that in general context, the difference between a dragon and drake is ill defined, just like the difference between a sorcerer and wizard, In magic the gathering, yes, a drake is like a dragon with 4 limbs (2 "legs" and 2 wings, while a real dragon has 4 legs and 2 wings) however Tolkien for instance used the terms dragon and drake interchangeably in the Hobbit to describe Smaug.

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

okay but magic the noah is never wrong so obviously his question was correct

[@matthewsaari6577]

Also western medieval culture differs from both of those. Wyvern actually predates dragon in British heraldry, and once both were common Wyvern was specifically 2 legs 2 wings while Dragon was 4 leg 2 wings. Drake however generally is used synonymous for dragon. Though I've seen some not well references charts differentiate a Drake as being a wingless dragon.

[@alvinip9128]

Shouldn't drakes be wingless land dragons while wyvern are the ones with 2 wings and 2 legs?

[@jaceg810]

@@alvinip9128 So The other commentor persumably knows best: in western medieval culture, Wyverns are 2 legs, 2 wings, Drakes are wingless OR are synonymous with dragon, and Dragons are the whole deal. however they are often used in fantasy properties, and these might be less accurate. Tolkien (in the hobbit) uses drake and dragon to describe Smaug (the dragon/drake) Magic the Gathering uses dragon for 4 legs 2 wings, and drake for 2 legs 2 wings I guess there is no true set standerd, and its up for interpretation

[@huckthatdish]

What about in real life?

[@DurdleDers]

Noah gives hope and inspiration to every Magic shitposter on the internet

[@willburgess8489]

The jace question killed me. Love these videos.

[@AKA253]

The archduke ferdinan question brings up vivid memories of my middle school history teacher using call and response to get us to learn vocabulary and such but the only one that stuck with me was whenever he mentioned Archduke Ferdinan the class had to interrupt with “and his lovely wife, Sophie” and that’s one of two entire things I retained from middle school (the other was an old documentary on a local overdue mountain that had to slogan “if you don’t run, you die”).

[@Videodude810]

I've been having a bad day... and I don't know why... but, I guess I was kind of trying not to laugh at the video. To keep my composure. To keep some control over my life. I was doing an incredible job. This was easy, I thought to myself as I took a sip of ice cold water. Then he hesitated a second and said, "Yes! Five Headed Dragon," as if he expected the answer to be wrong, and I spit water out my nose, all over my desk and keyboard, while busting out laughing. Thank you. Keep up the content man.

[@thevix9794]

That cronk at the end was hilarious

[@methyod]

is this that new "commander" format i've heard so much kerfuffle about

[@ItsBInkyz]

The second I saw the connect 4 I knew this was amazing

[@derekrau8236]

I’m sure someone else said this but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand, Gavrilo Princip, did not die that day. He actually felt really bad about killing his wife and profusely apologized. One of my favorite historical people. He’s simultaneously super important and not at all.

[@theoverseer1775]

I'd like to see Noah make a multiplayer Ace Attorney game where people scream "objection" at each other in discord

[@seabass9404]

15 seconds in and you know it's going to be a fire video

[@krismanwaring402]

Magic the Noah is easily becoming one of my favorite niche KZbin channels

[@Zyristra]

as a dragon fanatic, the 500 dragon question triggered me

[@knightofcarrion7358]

yea iirc thats a wyvern. a drake is like 4 leg, no wing iirc

[@noskillant6168]

Honestly finding your channel a couple days ago has brought me so much laughter since its insane, so ty.

[@matrixshaman6652]

You don't know how much joy I get from getting these right

[@drunkfarmer5106]

Technically the final jeopardy answer was "Head" not "Heads", so they all should have lost points on that.

[@collinbeal]

Found the blue player

[@Tokmurok]

This feels like the game the president of the mtg club at school made in 30 minutes.

[@nickniehaus1763]

When in doubt… colossal dreadmaw

[@HoZKiNZ]

Just want to say, this is the first video of yours I saw, and Im soo happy for your growth. You definitely found a Niche and its working so well for you. I hope your 2024 is great and you continue to provide me with continued great free entertainment.

[@YourLocalRaccoon]

A drake has no wings, a wyvern has arms as wings. SMH my head

[@Hi-dx1xk]

That was a genius play at the end. I had no other choice but to subscribe

[@rasati]

that actually wasnt a drake, it was a wyvern, drakes have 4 legs and no wings

[@meepsoleruler444]

I love that Jacob was kronk, I never realized how similar they are. In voice, average intelligence, loyalty, sheesh.

[@meepsoleruler444]

If you’re wondering, in percentage similarity: 95%, 100%, 53% Kronk for each: (his voice) iq=17 loyalty= 20

[@theblaqknight]

This is, in my opinion, your best video.

[@znea1]

Dang, got me subscribed with the water as I was taking a sip. Enjoyable as always.

[@andrewspears8891]

"Choose a player to lose 300" Should have chosen Noah.

[@linklauncher2211]

Drakes are dragons with no wings, Wyverns are the ones with arms as part of their wings.

[@thoyal7509]

1:59 they always have this progression where they say the answer, then pose it as a question, then ring in

[@neverdie6687]

Lets make a collaboration together in the dark at a remote location in the woods.

[@BrendanWoolwine]

I’m not subbing because I drink water, that’s of course the joke. I’m subbing because I was drinking water as you said it and I felt very puzzled for a second and laughed which caused be to cough up some water. Well played, thanks for the laugh!

[@RaeOSun]

i have no buissness watching these but I enjoy this I have no idea about mtg I was a pokemon fan since the early 2000s but I'm glad this makes me happy have a great day guys

[@arturscircenis2820]

The winner missed the chance to go "Oh yea, it's all coming together!"

[@himcfly4339]

Noah you got dragons for 500 wrong, that’s a wyvern, drakes have no wings

[@katiequeen7225]

but it's mtg and in mtg lore wyverns are called drakes

[@velvetbutterfly]

@@katiequeen7225it wasn't in MTG categories though, it was general Dragons category

[@Ancient_Path]

Incredible video that didn’t drag on.

[@TheThingInsideYourWalls]

9:23 drakes are 4 legged dragons with no wings, a dragon that has 2 legs and 2 wings that are used as arms is called a Wyvern.

[@DaveGamesVT]

Make THIS into a TV show.

[@susideguy]

This is my favorite series.

[@jaredwright1655]

The fact that they got most of these ludicrous questions right is awsome

[@connerkline6269]

The fact he called a Wyvern a Drake and counted Wyvern as wrong makes me unreasonably upset. Fake Dragon fan.

[@lucasbeck1391]

What even is a drake

[@connerkline6269]

@@lucasbeck1391 a Drake has 4 legs and no wings.

[@MCcreeperlover123]

I had no idea youre up to 100k, i thought that question was a bit. congrats on 100k dude keep up the awesome work!

[@ZeddTheGeneral]

Jokes on you, I haven't drank water since 1985.

[@prosamis]

I love this series

[@Axlgrinder1]

Nice games, Noah Good play Sophist, GZ :D

[@youisme-2142]

its really funny because the archduke franz ferdinand question(4:15), ive literally just learned that in socials

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

This reminds me of when teachers would do review jeopardy the day before a test

[@LynseyWright-ny2os]

Have you ever tried a vrondiss deck but upgraded my dad made one for me and I can tell u the cards in it it’s so op

[@arrestedsolidyhe77sp]

That what color is Jace question got me laughing

[@papasquat9026]

i’ve been following noah for little over a year now and it’s come to my attention that he is very close to beating the game knights in subs

[@69kcrn420]

Wow, you did him dirty saying that wasn't a wyvern

[@mp4unlimited]

That's a fucking wyvern! Wyvern or riot

[@katiequeen7225]

go complain to wotc, they decided to have drakes actually be wyverns in mtg lore

[@mp4unlimited]

@@katiequeen7225 get me an address, stat! It's riot time

[@ODST_Republic]

Thing is, there is an ambiguity whether or not dragons only have 4 legs and wings instead of also being able to have 2 legs and only 2 wings. Its weird, but that's how it is

[@kevinmastron6700]

finally got me to subscribe with this one for some reason

[@emilysmith2965]

I kept waiting for the Daily Double and didn’t get one :( you gotta give these silly friends of yours the chance to bet all their money

[@matthugenberg8869]

I really hope of of these you do for real money, but then you make it like real difficult questions that aren't memes to throw them all off

[@JarmezGD]

can anyone explain the tea time with amanda category?

[@wogator]

That was a WYVERN

[@SkinnyDudeHS]

How do we get a copy of these Jeopardy games so we can lose our friends too?

[@ethandavide6068]

*uhm actually* (inthe best annoying voice I can) drakes have no wings, wyverns have 2 legs and use their wings to walk as forelimbs and dragons have 4 legs and wings on the back

[@katiequeen7225]

That depends, in mtg lore specifically drakes are what you'd normally call wyverns

[@DragonQueen-ox8dk]

​@@katiequeen7225but it didn't ask what mtg card it was, it just asked what dragon it was so that is irrelevant

[@martenliam1322]

Jokes on you I am drinking Coffee (and I'm already subscribed)

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

this is my favriote content of yours

[@themythicalbacongamer2340]

yoooo, can I get a link to that pokemon wall paper?

[@darthsnarf]

Noah "What Colour is Jace?" Noah's Friends: "blue" x3 me: WHITE! Noah: White Very funny, i started laughing really loud. somehow saw it coming but also did not!

[@jblackrazz]

"If you drink water, subscribe" *Laughs in Mountain Dew*

[@Fusionbluntmam]

He said that the dragon in dragons for $500 was a drake, but drakes have 4 legs and no wings, so it was a Wyvern, because wyverns have 2 legs and 2 wings, so he was completely wrong with that one

[@IceBen4444]

I hope you still have many more friends to lose!

[@DragonQueen-ox8dk]

As a dragon nerd $500 makes me very upset At least it's better than people saying "wyverns aren't dragons" And before anyone says anything, here's my view point: It's a wyvern. It does not ask what it's from, just asks what type or dragon it is so any other information like "oh wyverns are called Drakes in mtg" is irrelevant

[@pancakesnake]

Best yugioh reference. Lol

[@TrueYellowDart]

I retract an earlier comment calling this channel’s videos “mid-effort.” They’re great.

[@strikermodel]

Jace only weights 160? I'm 320 at 6'3, I could break him in half! You know, minus his super powers. Also, this was fun. I'm glad everyone had a good time!

[@katiequeen7225]

What do you mean "only"? Jace has just about the most average weight he could have for his height, also he is a wizard ofc he ain't jacked

[@damackabet.4611]

so are you fat or buff? because im pretty sure you have to be one or the other, as you should be somewhere in 200s, as for jace his weights perfectly normal for his height, he probably weigh more if he was buff but hes a wizard so meh.

[@oz_jones]

@@katiequeen7225 He is Jaced tho. I'll get my coat.

[@patrickt101]

@@damackabet.4611bro why you gonna reply to this 3 months after with that kind of reply? And edit it??? You trippin on the dum dum juice like crazy dawg, if you ain’t got something constructive to say, let the person be and put their comment out without getting attacked, GD 😭

[@mrcrashspectra6633]

you should get lt eddy and cooper on one of these games

[@skyhorizon6860]

Fun with Amanda for 300, could you choose yourself and not gain or lose any points? Cause it said player and not opponent

[@ryanbauman8966]

THATS WHATI WAS THINKING

[@valentinrafael9201]

Worth it 100%

[@WideOpenSenses]

For it to be jeopardy, there are far too many questions on the board where there should be answers instead 😉

[@PlasmaCore]

Alright you got me I was drinking water as the video ended

[@nemtudom5074]

9:27 According to the sacred Dragon Chart, its a Wyvern, because drakes have four legs and no wings

[@thelosts9940]

Why do i always get these videos recommended at 2 am.

[@uwust]

angrly putting down my first glass of water of 2023 and subscribing...

[@theshovl3r]

Fun fact, the guy who killed Franz Ferdinand tried really really really hard to die, but failed.

[@Samus1234567890]

So worth it.

[@adamschwarz1999]

7:27 me laughing in my bearded dragon named Norbert

[@epiicslayer3673]

Hey, i'm already subscribed and i don't drink water... what do i do?

[@DreadeDragon]

I literally got an ad for mtg in the middle of the video.

[@whoahanant]

Dragons are essentially all dragons but have different subspecies based on whoever so makes up the lore in their own universe. So much like a wolf is a canine a dalmation is also a canine, but clearly they aren't the same overall, they share similarities. Dragons, Drakes, Wyverns, Ampitheres, Lindwyrms, ect, are all Dragons. But Dragon just so happens to also be the 4 legged 2 winged variety. So both the Dragon (4 wings 2 legs) and "Dragon" (as a whole category) just use the same word. Dragon. All other dragons are just kinda made up for your own lore purposes. The dragon art circle I run around in classifies them this way. Dragon: 4 legs 2 wings Wyvern: 2 legs 2 wings Drakes: 4 legs 0 wings Ampitheres: 0 legs 2 wings But as I said feel free to name them as you see fit for your lore. Most commonly among dragon lovers though Wyverns are 2 wings and 2 legs. And for some reason alot of the most popular fantasy IPs use anything but wyvern. Which is interesting, kinda odd they'll use any other name besides wyvern cause I'm pretty sure via human history most 2 winged 2 legged depictions were called Wyverns and were considered different from a Dragon (4 legs 2 wings), but interesting nonetheless. This piece of history is most likely why a chunk of people argue over Dragon vs Wyvern.

[@timefortea2779]

Idk who this "Amanda" person is, but I appear to have been summoned.

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

The answer to the thumbnail is True, according to the ever so smart Wheatly.

[@AxolotlQueen]

I ended w 2400 points before fibal jeopardy (i got the question right before you wrote it down but didn't know how much to bet for it)

[@enderjammer5035]

I drink Di-hyrdogen Oxide. but I'm already subscribed....

[@ericwilson9903]

as someone named eric who doesnt normally hear toher poeple called eric that was wild

[@VodShod]

I was literally drinking water when he said if you drink water subscribe.

[@Gambette69]

Some of these answers are omnipotence level and it is blowing my non-wizards playing mind that they Know some of these 😮😮

[@Gambette69]

Obligatory 🤯

[@6tiple6ix6afia]

These were the custiest sounds contestants of all time. The coats if you will

[@Frankthegb]

Dragons for $500 is objectively wrong “A dragon has 2 wings and 4 legs. A wyvern has 2 wings and 2 legs. A drake has no wings and 4 legs.”

[@viinolul6622]

Wait a minute Aren't drakes wingless? Wyverns are the ones where their arms are a part of the wings, not seperate!

[@salmontickler]

And correct me if I am wrong but a dragon with no arms or wings is a lindwurm