Horrifying PUA Guide To "Womanese" 💊

[@EmmaThorneVideos]

This book is what happens when 90% of your knowledge of women comes from hardcore pornography. SPEAKING OF PORNOGRAPHY! Jk jk but now that ur here, come see my stinky lil gaming channel kzbin.info for a nice time 🦆 thanks love u xoxox

[@gornser]

10% were made up in incel forums for sure

[@user-on8jx3qr8w]

hey emma, do you ever do anything with Muslims?

[@j.c.5528]

@@user-on8jx3qr8w Yes, she has.

[@robsolf]

Yes. If you believe WWE is real... why not porn? It's remarkably similar, for some even more than others.

[@localvega688]

You do gaming too, nice :) I was just watching a let's Play of Another Princess is in the Castle. It's a Super Mario 64 creepypasta rom hack. 👸👻

[@snailboy]

What she says: "I have a peanut allergy." What she means: "I want you to force-feed me peanut butter until I can't breathe."

[@aSimpleTailor]

Sounds like a plan.

[@TheVuDuDeChile]

"I have a peanut allergy" "She wants the NUT"

[@heathersand73]

I screamt!😂

[@cupcakesoup]

TIL if I ever accept a date out for supper with a man, I cannot disclose my allergy. Thank you for these useful tips lol

[@localvega688]

"But don't you know, peanut allergies are a hoax. The only way people will get over that nonsense is if they actually eat some peanut products... You just got to make them take that first step" - That is something the readers of this book would unironically believe. 😨

[@someguyonyoutube-b9w]

It should never be forgotten that "red pill" is lifted from a movie written and directed by two trans women.

[@belgoblax1596]

A movie about realising who you really are....

[@ianbyrne465]

Why can’t we just let the poor trans women make the cool kung fu cyberpunk movie in peace. They’ve had it bad enough coming out in the early 2000s

[@kaiserruhsam]

and the pills were red because of an estrogen pill from the time.

[@sarahr8311]

I really wish I'd seen those movies when they came out. I watched them last year, and the reflexive "he's a douche" judgement about anyone wearing a long leather trench coat made it really hard to appreciate the actual movies.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

I feel so bad for the Wachowski sisters. So many assholes are taking the wrong lesson from their movies…

[@robsolf]

When men say, "Hi, my name is Professor Donovan Sharpe." what they really mean is: "I hope you don't have pepper spray."

[@Where_is_Waldo]

This comment is underrated.

[@idpro83]

That one was good. 👍🏽😄

[@WheatDos]

Oh no, you cracked the code!! S/

[@MichaelHaneline]

I have learned fluent womanese over the years. Here are some handy translations: "I'd like us to watch a movie tonight". She wants to watch a movie tonight. "My neck is really stiff, can you give me a massage?" Her neck is stiff, and she wants a massage. "I've had a stressful day and just need a little alone time." She's had a stressful day, and would like to be left alone for a little while. "I'm going to spend the day with my sister this Saturday". She's going to hang out with her sister on Saturday. I hope this helps!

[@localvega688]

But how could anyone understand this... And in real time, it's so complicated 🤯

[@ChristopherSadlowski]

Holy shit, you cracked the woman code!!! Quick, someone get this guy his Nobel Prize!!! We did it everyone! Great job!

[@fishbiter9409]

"I met an old friend from band camp at the store!" Means: "ALL HAIL NURGLE LORD OF PLAGUE!!!"

[@sashadoom]

Careful, Professor Not-Very-Sharpe might accuse you of being a 'beta' or a 'simp'. The horror!

[@witherschat]

That's not true. The actual translations are, in order: - I wanna cheat on you - I wanna cheat on you - I wanna cheat on you - I'm gonna cheat on you next Saturday (this is sarcasm)

[@PHN3]

"Hey, you're really cute, can I get a blood sample?" Average pickup line for vampires

[@sherlockwho5714]

Atleast they are asking lol

[@WhiteScorpio2]

I've been meaning to write a story where a vampire seeks people to drink blood from, but it's prsesented as awkward dating.

[@RichWoods23]

@@WhiteScorpio2 If, according to tradition, vampires need permission to enter a house then clearly they also need permission to enter an artery or two. When in doubt, build your house directly above a watercourse. Or a crossroads.

[@jamielondon6436]

Definitely, since a DNA sample can be performed on a hair or spittle etc. easily. ;-)

[@germantoenglish898]

I find an inner cheek oral swab to be sufficient. 😉

[@trekkiejunk]

I love how this whole book is unintentionally him telling the world that women think he is clingy, controlling, possessive, and insecure with women.

[@WilliamBrowning]

The likely criticism that women have of the book's audience too.

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

I was wondering how bad this guy must be with women. I feel kind of bad for any numbnuts that takes his advice, as they will also perform quite poorly with women as well.

[@mookins45]

@@WilliamBrowning now you're demonstrating what he just said in real life! Thank you from a sixty-five-year-old who wonders what the fuck happened to men and needed a good laugh!

[@markloveless1001]

Yeah. It's an autobiography......but he doesn't realize it.

[@ricequin]

He sounds so much like my toxic ex who was convinced I was constantly cheating on him. Literally, he thought I somehow managed to blink someone in the few minutes he was in the pub looking.

[@SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.]

Incels: _"Why do women not like me?!???!?"_ Also incels: _"Sexual market value..."_

[@andrewbarnett4518]

This reminds me of the saying: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

[@Culpride]

Like when the car radio warns that there is a wrong-way driver "Not just one. There are hundreds!"

[@qa377]

Or you are hungry!

[@Culpride]

@@qa377 As German comedian/doktor Eckhard von Hirschhausen once said: "When I'm unhappy, I check the five most frequent reasons for unhappyness: When was the last time I ate? When was the last time I was outside? When was the last time I slept? With whom? & Why?"

[@meridianheights6255]

I'm putting this quote on my dating profile, and my unsocial media.

[@manher4335]

Idk....I kinda feel like Darkhelmet when I'm surrounded by you guys.

[@Zoemi_.l]

As an asexual woman, I can confirm that everything that book says is totally true, I love finding a partner whose only fixation is sex and does not take into account anything I say or I dislike it (it's sarcasm)

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

Question: Do you get much use out of the Stat-o-vision? Seems like it would be helpful to be able to sense power level, confidence, and wealth at a glance.

[@katieheys3007]

As a fellow ace woman, you're totally right! My utter obsession with sex means I can't look at someone without thinking about sex. Personality, compatability and similar interests? PPfff, who needs them!?

[@billyscenic5610]

Women know the language of money and power. Elon Musk got 10 or more women who have high level professional careers to have babies out of wedlock with him. That's "womanese" This book is fore losers who have neither.

[@databitmc]

as an acespec enby, i do not want anyone who believes that book or any of the hundreds like it anywhere within a lightyear of me, or anyone else

[@PonianYouTube]

@@katieheys3007thanks to me (not actually) reading the book, what you really mean is: You are armed with a shotgun and shall rob the pastry store in anticipation of the invasion of Denmark.

[@ojrmk1]

I'm not an Alpha, a Beta or a Sigma male. I'm a Delta male, because I make a difference!

[@roberth721]

Well played

[@satyestru]

Person of culture.

[@zacharysieg2305]

Physics joke!

[@lawrencechesneau]

I consider myself to be a Zeta male. It doesn't mean anything, but it sounds cool. And that's the main thing.

[@ivanpetrov5255]

Oh, that is a good one.

[@Bananeisafree]

''women won't fk you if they can put a leash on you'' ... Oh you sweet sweet summer child.... If you only knew...

[@sarahr8311]

Some women won't fuck you unless they can put a leash on you. So make sure to discuss your boundaries early! - There, I fixed it

[@localvega688]

He's never seen the opening to Chainsaw Man lol

[@sussusamogus4714]

​@@localvega688tell me more about the opening to Chainsaw Man! It has bdsm?

[@sashadoom]

LOL, the last person I f-ed (2 days ago) let me walk them on a leash on our 2nd date. I knew right then that they were a keeper. A little back-story: I've only ever walked 2 humans on a leash thus far in my life. First one was a former coworker and it was part of my Halloween costume at the office (alien with human slave). No fking involved, for other reasons. Fast forward 10 years and the second is the aforementioned former-ish (it's complicated) partner - the 2nd time we hung out, we were taking my dog for a walk around 2am & they agreed to let me "walk" them as well (not much convincing required). A couple months into our relationship, I discovered they know each other when #1 posted on #2's FB page on their birthday. They're not related but have the same last name; turned out the 2nd person is the 1st person's barber. We facetimed him and had a good laugh. Just an odd coincidence...😆

[@VoxAstra-qk4jz]

​@@sashadoomKeep dreaming pal

[@OGEdger]

What she says: Good morning. What she means: I cheated.

[@mariaquiet6211]

Attracted several real cougars. Am now steward of big cat sanctuary. Life dream realized.

[@pattheplanter]

They could be lying, one might be a cheetah.

[@mariaquiet6211]

​@@pattheplanterone keeps laughing at my awful jokes. She's either into me or she's a hyena

[@kyleinthejar6829]

I love this and the replies lol

[@localvega688]

@@mariaquiet6211 Or she might be just lion 🐱

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

​@@localvega688 Mountain lion?

[@xs10shul]

From Donovan's bio on Amazon: "Donovan Sharpe is a self-made Man who overcame coming from a broken home, countless run-ins with the law, and an incalculable number of failures with women which included a seven year marriage that ended in divorce." Sounds like he's cracked the code.

[@simond.455]

If failing repeatedly without success makes you an expert, I'm a quantum physicist. 😆

[@miaomiaochan]

Exactly the kind of man we need to be giving other men advice, amirite?

[@reptilianstudios8994]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@Where_is_Waldo]

Nevermind all the successful relationships out there, he can't manage to find a woman who doesn't end up resenting him so there must be something wrong with all women that makes them ruin every relationship... I mean, what else could it be?

[@thomash.schwed3662]

The biography is partly wrong. He hasn't had "countless run-ins with the law"; he's had at least one too few given the stochastic language endorsing nonconsensual relations in just the first volume. On the other hand, his track record of abject failure with women says far more about him than it does about the women who have rejected him. With these books, Donovan Sharpe is, in effect, telling his potential readers: "I've been 'a flop with chicks...since 1956'. Now, through the pages of these books, I'll tell you how you, too, can be a flop with women." The above is a reference to a song. I'll put it this way: Someone should give Sharpe a bottle of "Love Potion Number Nine". After all, according to the lyrics, after he drinks it, he'll have himself one more run-in-this time with "the cop down at Thirty-fourth and Vine".

[@goodgollymissmolly7624]

As a woman who happens to be asexual, the thought of everything I say meaning “I want sex!” is worrying and sounds exhausting!!

[@blakksheep736]

Same here, same here. It's also darkly funny to watch, though.

[@dalemackenzie4320]

Only if you ask nicely 😂😂😂😂

[@dalemackenzie4320]

Okay this may come off as almost as chauvinistic as this twatwaffle but it was just a joke, hope you see it that way

[@rozmarinideas5340]

What she does: *breathes* What she means: "I'm seeking a male using my pheromone detectors."

[@MinionofNobody]

I am a retired cop and a retired attorney. I’m going to step outside of my usual boundaries on this and state things crudely. Unless you would not mind being involved in nonconsensual anal sex in prison, don’t follow the advice in that book. No means no. Anything that even vaguely sounds like it might mean no should be interpreted as no. If you are even momentarily contemplating proceeding in the face of something that sounds like it might possibly mean no, take a few seconds and contemplate what I wrote in the above paragraph.

[@axel1957ll]

I think all this guy cares about is how much money he can make. I agree with you

[@holyguacamole4058]

you, sir, have saved many men's asses with your advice. like, in the most literal way possible.

[@howwitty]

Except when a woman asks him if he would like to have a baby, and then just goes ahead and does it anyway and brings him to court, right? So what we all know you meant is "no means no" when a woman says it, because no one really gives a shit about what guys want, they're just used for money.

[@BlueSparxLPs]

@@howwitty Who hurt you? Obviously consent goes both ways.

[@rabbidjeremy9193]

@@howwitty Well I feel lied to, because that wasn't witty at all.

[@panqueque445]

This whole thing was a massive self report. What a way to out yourself as a creep.

[@ComicXanz]

The best pfp of all time

[@neil2444]

Yeah, but in bizarro world, being a creep really means you're an alpha male and desirable to every woman, so it's clearly okay. /s

[@markloveless1001]

And let's not forget trying to grift the insecure for five volumes. You don't do that in the first volume. Oy.

[@panqueque445]

@@neil2444 Everyone knows women love to be treated like garbage. And if they say no that just means they want anal sex. I mean this book said it why would it lie?

[@weetinka]

...a creep who is REALLY crap in bed, clearly.

[@partymantis3421]

"if a woman says she is arachnaphobic, and asks you to not show her any spiders" "what she REALLY wants is for you to cover her in spiders , preferably when she sleeps so she can wake up to the sight of them" ~this guy probably

[@renatocorvaro6924]

I was nearly suckered in by talk like this, until I realised I couldn't understand *anything* that anyone was saying to me most of the time. Turns out I'm just autistic and all you need to do to understand women is to listen. Of course, listening to women would require believing that they have things worth saying, and I don't think PUAs are capable of that.

[@radschele1815]

I mean, there are also courses for autists, afaik. And in the past, I reflected passt conversations with my mom, when i fehlt that there was something off.

[@internationalrtg5602]

I’m also autistic but I am absolutely convinced that it is what makes me unattractive to the vast majority of women. A lot of the so-called “creeps” that women label men/boys as, are actually just men/boys with autism and/or social anxiety. It’s pretty disgusting the way you get treated just for having a mental condition.

[@radschele1815]

@internationalrtg5602 sorry, but no. Stop this immediately. I have autism, too, and no, it's not about your autism. It's patriarchy. I can tell you that the worst thing to be done to is to be dehumanized. And being categorized as a thing to be obtained, this sucks. You might even know how it feels. When you're just your autism. You can say whatever, but it's just your autism to some For a woman, it's this. No, it's not ableism.

[@TryinaD]

@@internationalrtg5602well, not really… I feel the way men of all kinds are raised just represent themselves in a more obviously harmful fashion in cishet autistic men, because we generally aren’t very good at not saying the quiet things (ingrained issues of being a man, for example) out loud

[@videofan1010]

​@@internationalrtg5602 I encourage you to look at things from other people's perspectives. Women in particular are attuned to male behavior looking for red flags. Women are very often worried for their safety. Your typical behavior seems to send up red flags in some women. Autistic women also have challenges in/with relationships. Perhaps try dating other people experiencing different neurodiversities 🤔.

[@heli0ns]

This book should be viable proof in court in the inevitable lawsuit multiple women will have against this guy.

[@willowtdog6449]

💯

[@xanderxombie6816]

I'm a pi male because I like pie.

[@deon700]

​@@xanderxombie6816you must be from wigan also

[@proloafer476]

"Professor Sharpe" would probably bring the book himself, thinking it will be evidence in his favor. He also strikes me as the sort of person who would insist on acting as his own lawyer.

[@thedave1771]

@@proloafer476and insist on having jurisdiction provided over and over, both after it had been proved AND he’s consented.

[@petemk73]

'Can I report this to anyone?' Absolutely. The police would be a good place to start. It's inciting sexual assault.

[@axel1957ll]

You are right

[@TurbopropPuppy]

u think the police care? lol

[@dawnmrodgers]

@@TurbopropPuppynot sure, depends on location, but I bet Amazon care. Write a bad review of these books to knock the 5 star ones down.

[@Noooiiiissseee]

The police almost never do anything when actual sexual assault happens. 💀

[@jnharton]

@@NoooiiiissseeeSometimes the police are even the ones doing the assaulting...

[@therrydicule]

Alpha male: Undeveloped, untested, full of bugs, unstable, contains serious errors, and may not contain all the features expected for release. Actually, that matches out!

[@blakksheep736]

You can also say they have low penetration power, able to be stopped by tinfoil.

[@ShrikeofCrows]

>full of bugs Bro has scabies

[@NeilPro42]

What she says: Hi, Donovan! What she means: I've already dialed in 911 and my finger is hovering over the call button in case you take one more step towards me

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Anyone named Donovan is untrustworthy, woman facts only

[@Nyrinx]

To quote Buzz Lightyear: l don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

[@MrAshCarr]

"You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity."

[@wendyheatherwood]

There's a very important one not covered in this video. When she says "Oh wow, this is good. Here, try some" she actually means "I've just been fatally poisoned, and I'm taking you with me."

[@mariaquiet6211]

I prefer regular old hallucinagens

[@scloftin8861]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geraintthomas4343]

The first big wimmin lie, according to genesis 😉

[@thegrouchization]

@@geraintthomas4343 Fun fact: In the original text Adam was present the entire time the serpent was talking to Eve, he just didn't speak up.

[@a.f.stevens]

"Ever been served divorce papers out of the blue?" is crazy. Dude's a Uno wild card 🤡🤯

[@sarahr8311]

I don't understand how it happened! I never listened to her, assumed that any time she said our relationship was good she meant she was going to cheat, and when she said I was being too possessive I figured that meant she was already trying to sneak away and get more 🐓. Then she said she hated me so I tried to put it in her butt! What went wrong!?!

[@mirandarensberger6919]

Some examples of Womanese, with their correct translations: "I find you attractive" really means, "I find you attractive". "I'm not interested in dating anyone right now" really means, "I'm not interested in dating anyone right now". "I want a partner who is kind and interesting" really means, "I want a partner who is kind and interesting". "I enjoy being single" really means, "I enjoy being single". "I love you" really means, "I love you". "I want a serious relationship" really means, "I want a serious relationship". "No" really means, "No". Hope this helps!

[@captainzoltan7737]

Wait a minute I think I'm starting to see a pattern 🧐

[@localvega688]

Author sees "No": "So you're telling me there's a chance" 🎉

[@0LoneTech]

Side note: "right now" doesn't mean there's a particular time frame. You're not owed an update and you're not put in a queue.

[@trixjoyce]

This could've been written by my abusive ex that nearly k*lled me. This entire book is a red flag and I hope it keeps him single.

[@CleaveBuscemi]

I hear you. Which means that I know you really mean "this is a turn on, and I will only ever sleep with men who have written a terrible book. But also anyone with a pulse, so shoot your shot" Seriously though, I'm sorry you went through such a horrible, scary experience. You never deserved it. I hope you're in a better place now.

[@trixjoyce]

@@CleaveBuscemi Yeah right! Thank you

[@weschilton]

Single, as in solitary confinement!

[@tlalocraingod2205]

It's not about what they think women really mean. it's about what they wish women really meant.

[@Culpride]

I have the feeling it's a cult thing. Like "we have the secret knowledge", "If they say we are wrong it means we are right" and of course "buy my books"

[@jamesrule1338]

The only thing more miserable than dealing with a PUA must be being a PUA. Imagine living your life assuming any sign of intimacy and emotional bonding is just the prelude to betrayal.

[@yami-131]

"What's wrong with the shy guy?" perfectly reasonable question in this context, nightmare fuel for every MTF, researcher and D-class assigned to 096.

[@DrachenGothik666]

I came here looking for the SCP reference. LOL

[@localvega688]

That is a VERY good point 😮

[@catsquidcatoverlord9842]

Ashhhh, ahhhhhahh, ahhgghhh.

[@CalamitasBrimstoneWitch]

FOUR FUCKING PIXELSSSS-

[@Projectdarke]

[DATA EXPUNGED] THIS REPLY HAS BEEN FLAGGED BY [WEBCRAWLER.ASCI] AN AMNESTIC RESPONSE MTF HAS BEEN DISPATCHED, PLEASE REMAIN CALM

[@Where_is_Waldo]

So the ideal strategy for a man to date a woman is to treat her like she's not a person and think that she ought to be submissive to you and worship you and have no regard for her own feelings and you should assume she's a lying cheater so you should stalk her to make sure she's not cheating on you and also cheat on her based on the assumption that she definitely cheated on you. Got it, makes perfect sense. I definitely don't get the impression that the writer is horribly disturbed and unwilling to do any introspection for the sake of self improvement.

[@SuperMadman41]

Your sarcasm is on fire🤣😂

[@ChristopherSadlowski]

The lengths men will go to just to avoid therapy. Like, my dude, just go to therapy and work out why you wrote these "books". He can still fix himself, but something tells me he won't take this advice.

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

I can tell this is sarcasm, but some people are going to think you are in earnest (especially if English is not their first language).

[@Dave102693]

@@ChristopherSadlowski considering a good amount of predators would of been better of in therapy instead of hurting people, yeah I agree.

[@GlitterEnby]

"Instructions Unclear. Have attracted a real cougar." I love it!

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

Same energy as a writer breaking reality getting his unit stuck in the canon

[@Flashistic]

"I'm actually 17 ducks in a trench coat." Brilliant. And Incels can't help but buy the con.

[@localvega688]

Plot twist: They know!

[@juliawolf156]

What she says: „I‘m actually 17 ducks in a trench coat.“ What she means: „I‘m an adult human female.“

[@Flashistic]

@@juliawolf156 of course.

[@scottmacs]

"Approaching women is a muscle" sounds like the start of the weirdest word problem ever. The answer is of course "mollusk."

[@anarchords1905]

Correct. (I can't find a 'tic' emoji). Question 2 : "Talking to women is an onion". Question 3 : "Attractive women... something about a pair".

[@DrachenGothik666]

Well, the author of these awful books certainly leaves a slime trail, at any rate.

[@nondescriptcat5620]

"approaching women is a mussel. best dipped in butter."

[@blakksheep736]

​@@anarchords1905 you can use this one. ✅️

[@popechucky]

Honestly, If I’ve learned ANYTHING in my last 53 years it’s the following; any man who writes a ‘How to understand everything about men/women/other’ junk doesn’t understand anything about ANYONE… These narcissistic‘I know all about nothing’ people, absolutely repulse me😐😐😐 Thank you for another amazing video 🏳️‍🌈🥰🏳️‍🌈

[@axel1957ll]

Well said

[@wilhelmschmidt7240]

Dead on, only a narcissist would think they know all other peoples real thoughts like that.

[@howwitty]

Like many bullshit artists, there is a kernel of truth. Young men are vulnerable to this type of pick up game at an age when they begin dating for the first time. Perhaps these men are just starting to develop an understanding of what a relationship is. This is actually appealing to boys before they become men because it reads like an instruction manual to prepare for dating. The kernel of truth is that men and women are not the same. Even though theoretically considered equals, women appear to get favorable treatment.

[@ilovemydog240]

Can...can we please stop throwing around the word narcissist please? It's an actual mental disorder people struggle with and having that mental disorder doesn't automatically make them demons, some are really sweet! So please stop doing that, it's very ableist.

[@popechucky]

@@ilovemydog240 I understand what you are asking, and do apologize. I was coming from an experience of a very negative experience, and sadly neither of my parents ever tried to get any help. Again, I was not trying to insult anyone👍

[@axel1957ll]

I went to Amazon to leave a bad review and this guy has other books. One is called how to train your woman. I haven’t read it but it can’t be better than this book. I hope this guy gets into trouble with the IRS. He gives men a bad name

[@Saje3D]

I beg to disagree. He gives HUMANS a bad name.

[@axel1957ll]

@@Saje3D you are right.

[@paul6925]

I’d love to know what his real life relationships are like. Probably non existent

[@UberNoodle]

Well the alternative title for almost all of his books like this is: "How to ensure that when you die, you leave behind you a long train of women who absolutely hate and despise you". Not that he would care. He would see that as a sign of success I suppose.

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

​@@paul6925Give it a bit. We'll find out in the court documents...

[@GnomePickles]

"I always do a full chromosome breakdown every time I meet someone..." Ok no joke, if a woman breaks out the lab equipment right after meeting me then I know she's a keeper. Ya, tell me about what surprisingly rare genetic marker I have, oh damn girl. What, you mean you have found that I have Neanderthal DNA. Damn, I need to go ring shopping.

[@starsiegeRoks]

Funnily enough i do have a tiny bit of Neanderthall in my DNA, found out when my father's side of the family was doing DNA tests from Ancestry and i decided to throw my cotton swab in as well lol. Kinda cool that its rare, but it also makes me feel like the missing link lmao

[@blakksheep736]

Pffffffffft

[@GrimScarFayn]

My wife was casually listening and I gave her the bullet points and she said "if you hate women, then just leave them alone." Which obviously means I should go and cheat.

[@PonianYouTube]

Nah man. She obviously wanted you to have sex with her right then and there. /s

[@Alyssa-dk2yx]

I lost it at shirtless "I have a reservation!" 😂

[@SpyderQueen1988]

Me too, I'm crying 😂😅

[@Hanmerhack]

Why? Is that not how you're suppose to enter a restaurant when you have a reservation?

[@Alyssa-dk2yx]

@@Hanmerhack 😂

[@SpyderQueen1988]

@@Hanmerhack try it and see, and please film it and post when you do 🤣😂

[@brightroarttttbbbb]

Atheism and materialism is an art of the 19th century full of fabrications. By denying God, man thinks that he is free, he will disappear when he dies and will not answer to anyone, but there is God, all people and creatures are servants of God, no one can change this, the materialistic system tried to be happy with the abundance of money and luxurious life in the world, but it did not work. There is a feeling of eternal life in humans. Allah gave this. No one wants to perish. The person who does good will find its reward in heaven both in this world and in the afterlife. Allah will give endless blessings. Allah is one and the last religion is Islam.

[@offgridcabinbelgium]

If I was a policeman i would search this guys basement.

[@axel1957ll]

Yes!

[@miaomiaochan]

Yeah, he definitely gives off SK or kidnapper vibes.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

I think his book might even be enough to get you a warrant!

[@bagodrago]

If I was a policeman i would probably quit

[@6677srevihs]

Why? He's probably just a con man to incels but never hurts to try

[@user-fe9dj6wq8e]

And here I am, a man watching a woman review the book of a man explaining women to men.

[@rellikinvictus1057]

I knew a guy in the 90s who absolutely blood tested everyone he slept with. He was paranoid about AIDS.

[@sentientnatalie]

Yeah, especially in the '90s, I wouldn't blame him.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Oh the 90s

[@PhantomHalf]

I used to be best friends with someone that oozes the vibe of this entire book. He stopped being my friend because he thought his GF was cheating on him with literally everyone including me.

[@DarkFleurofIra]

Stock up on pepper spray y'all, we got some no means yes logic in this book and that's horrifying

[@bobunyun]

I'm genuinely worried for any women this guy has any interactions with.

[@freyastuchbery7130]

As a woman, I always encode a riddle in every sentence, and unraveling it grants the listener incredible wisdom, but like a siren's song it lures them to my embrace without regard for their own safety.

[@georgem2334]

Seriously, why would any woman date or marry the author of this book? He's guaranteeing that he will die angry at women and alone.

[@joachimschoder]

Sadly there have been a lot of cases where women fell for abusive and toxic guys. I can imagine him lovebombing potential victims into a relationship which she will have problems to escape since he doesn't understand the basic concept of consent.

[@acksawblack]

It’s not about dating it’s about having one night stands pretty clearly

[@joachimschoder]

Red Pill: A phrase popularized by a movie which was originally writing to describe the transition of a trans person. Which is kind of funny since a lot of the same people who talking about being red-pilled are transphobic (citation needed). (I am not making this up. Check the Wikipedia entry on the movie "Matrix")

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

I don't need to check Wikipedia. I watched them all the first time around (I wouldn't recommend the third one, or the second one now that I think of it).

[@montyr2083]

10:00 Just a note for the algorithmic value: I was married to a lovely woman for 14 years before we divorced, and neither one of us cheated (nor have I been cheated on/cheated in any other relationships of which I am aware), so... But I'm a shy lil' guy who enjoys video games, so my opinion is probably meaningless.

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

Emma's also a shy lil' guy who likes video games. If she wasn't already in a relationship I would suggest the two of you got together. Actually I might still suggest that in a social context.

[@georgemurphy5926]

When this man says ANYTHING, what he really means is "I badly need both therapy and a jail cell."

[@404maxnotfound]

You forgot when you scan a nonbinary person its not just static occasionally there's a picture of a frog.

[@0LoneTech]

You make it sound quite pleasant. Can I borrow this superpower?

[@Hanmerhack]

"Your really cute. . . . Can I have a blood sample." I see a new t-shirt print in the future

[@thedave1771]

I’d be into it.

[@Greyfox_.]

Im just a little guy, not a vampire.

[@duanewilkinson9739]

Another cracking video from my fave Little Duck … This man is clearly a misogynistic red pill swallowing male and I love the way you rip him apart … Also nice to hear that you and Matt have fun gaming together … But seriously this guys advice is absolutely chilling … He needs locking away from society !!!!

[@_melts]

"The vast majority of female dishonesty happens before, during and after relationships." - when you're stretching to hit the word count limit on your essay paper.

[@revolutionofthekind]

Man this is so scary. I will never understand how anyone thinks this way about other people?? Not only is this guy miserable, he needs to make certain that anyone he ever meets is also miserable but also scared of him

[@Where_is_Waldo]

He's so afraid of realizing that anyone doesn't like him, he'll lie to himself when he sees people not liking him. In his mind, they either like him and are just pretending not to or they're sluts who'll sleep with anyone who's DNA they've sequenced... or whatever it was he tells himself when a woman he's constantly treated with absolute disrespect cheats on him.

[@PinkiePi]

Proper title: "My Perceptions of Women based on Projection and Wishful Thinking"; subtitle: "An Insecure Man's Guide to Feeling Entitled to Sex and Misogyny." I've been cheated on by almost every partner I've had, and I am not as jaded as this nutter. At some point, you have to look at yourself and think, "Is it me?" And yes. It is you. I am shy and co-dependent, so I have had very low standards. I've ignored SO MANY red flags because I didn't want to be alone. Yes, it is my own fault. Not that I got cheated on, but that I chose those women. Any time anyone thinks an entire group/demographic of people is the problem, they themselves are the problem. Goes for racists, sexists, LGBT+ists, etc. Reflect and introspect. Thanks for all you do, Emma. Delightful as always.

[@localvega688]

Disagree with it being your fault. Your codependence made you vulnerable to being taken advantage of but it as still on them for doing it. Even so, it's good that you are improving yourself.

[@christopherbedford9897]

💯 (the part about generalisation being all about you and nothing to do with the people you throw into one basket. Also your re-titling of the books. Insightful and perceptive).

[@Ian_Jules]

I can’t hope to convey how bemusing I find manosphere discourse, being a queer, bi guy mostly attracted to other men. The vast spectrum from incels to pickup bros is truly dazzling.

[@MannnisEi]

I hate it when women communicate in weird, incomprehensible ways, like when they say "Please leave me alone" and "Don't stand so close to me" and "How can one man smell so bad?"

[@jonathonriddle9922]

What she says: "I'm scared of clowns." What she means: "I'm going to cheat on you with the next man I find wearing comically oversized shoes and playing a slide whistle."

[@gitterrost-4]

"Instructions unclear, attracted a real cougar". I lost it at that point 😁

[@ReverendHowl]

Woman says - "You're old, you're fat, you're ugly and you smell." Man hears - "Do you wanna come back to my place, bouncy, bouncy?"

[@mariaquiet6211]

Humiliation fetish

[@AB-80X]

They say there's someone for everyone...

[@benjaminewing8322]

My first thought was of the Monty Python translation guide. This isn’t just “incorrect translation” but is a collection of intentional, reckless lies.

[@jarnalyrkar]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[@therrydicule]

At least, if someone was saying that in such contexts, it would be somewhat honest about their kinks and desires... Look, I'm trying to see the good in such interactions.

[@Ratciclefan]

Emma manipulated me into watching her channel by making good videos.

[@rustkitty]

"Improving your fucking?? Who are you supposed to be practicing with?" With your homies, of course! I heard if you both wear socks it's fine...

[@jasonanderson7458]

It's not gay if you don't look down.....

[@localvega688]

Homie: I don't want the 🍆 Translation: Do me in the 🍑 Him: 🎉

[@ExplosiveNotes]

I left my fucking unimproved then ...

[@markwagoner3599]

I'm 63 years old and I don't particularly like or play video games. That's just who I am. And I have no problem with those who do. I'm not an Alpha man at all and I like what you have to say.

[@exhaustedgoblin6352]

Translation of womanize. When she says :"let's watch a movie tonight!" She means: " Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself"

[@blakksheep736]

I dont know a git about Starwars, I deeply enjoyed this comment.

[@MorningDusk7734]

Reminder that the right wing seems to exclusively consist of people who are so closed-minded they can't seem to understand when someone is fundamentally different from them, and boy does it show in this. I just want to scream in his face "YOUR EXPERIENCES AND BELIEFS ARE NOT UNIVERSAL AND YOU SHOULD NOT ASSUME THEY ARE!"

[@vittoriovatteroni7375]

0:54 Is this like that episode of The Fairly OddParents? the one where men and women have to use a translator because all they hear is 'blah blah blah pink clothes blah blah'? or does the author recognize that he has the communication skills of a twelve year old?

[@quietone2674]

I remember that episode. It was a girl to geek translator, so I guess it was only needed by geeky boys? Oddly, that was one of the more progressive episodes of the show when it tackled some gender norms.

[@scloftin8861]

I think you're giving him too much credit on his communication skills. I'd say more two and a half years. And related to Veruca Salt: I want it now! and is a bad egg.

[@spectralanomaly1683]

Saying that he has the communication skills of a twelve year old is an insult to twelve year old

[@starlydonati2008]

You are correct! It’s called “The Boy Who Would Be Queen” from the second season. The main story is definitely one of the most progressive in the show. While the side story does counterbalance it, it’s not enough to override the great message. One thing that’s interesting about the scene with the “girl to geek” translator is that Trixie, one of the popular girls asks her friend if that friend understood what the geeks were saying, but didn’t say one way or the other if she herself could. Though she also later says she definitely heard when Timmy mentioned a big gift, that, considering the rest of the episode, may have been part of her covering for being a geek in her own right.

[@localvega688]

I need to see this episode now 🧚🧚🔮

[@quietone2674]

Sometimes I think these loser pick-up artist books are designed to deliberately give every other guy bad advice so THEY seem like the best choice by comparison.

[@paulcoleman3081]

I'm genuinely inspired by this. I have absolutely no experience at the 100 meters breaststroke so I'm going to write a series of books about how to win the Olympics in it aimed entirely at people who can't swim. Hero!

[@lunarcryptid]

Being a woman myself, this just sounds like an instruction manual on how to end up in prison for domestic violence and or SA. And also how to never get laid again because they're going to find you so frustrating and unappealing. I literally am engaged to a sweet guy, (who is also a gamer, like myself), and have no interest in being with any other person than him. I know several women who are in relationships like mine, and have no interest in cheating.

[@insertianameia2224]

"Women are never clear about what they want or mean!!: Also: "Now, when you first date a girl shes going ot be a mysterious and annoying by clearly and concisely telling you her ALL of her preferences interests, boundaries, as well as clearly communicating her feelings and what she means when she speaks." Ah, so mysterious.

[@BatteryCoverMissing]

Well he does say he isn't listening, so it seems he prefers it remains a mystery...or more a blank so he can project his own ideas on everyone else.

[@GrinsToYa]

After my mom divorced and it was just me and her living together... I always liked my mom had a lot of women friends that slept over often and were fun to be around... and by the time I was about 14 - 15 years old, I finally realized my mom had switched teams and was sleeping with these women. To make a long story short... I loved all my moms and all the advice they gave me over the years... with the biggest piece of advice being, "No means no". And thanks to those women and my mom... I learned, when dating, to listen to the person speaking to see if they were someone I wanted in my life, be it a friend, lover or serious relationship... and it sure didn't take 5 books to figure out what women were saying to me at any given time if I was listening. Everyone, whether man or woman, who's actions don't match their words... run like hell... and live happily ever after.

[@thedave1771]

Nice!

[@falconstudios146]

Love that for you! I wish you and your mom and all of your mom's partners the best.

[@GrinsToYa]

@@falconstudios146 Thank you... however I'm in my 70's now and my mom... along with some of my favorite women of all time... have all moved on and are just fond memories now. But over the years I did try to pass on what I learned to my son, his friends and other men that seem to struggle with women and with what women have to say... but I definitely don't take responsibility for any of my ignorant brethren that just don't seem to get it... some are just fucking hopeless.

[@clockwork_mind]

Oh my god, I thought surely that you were creating all these graphics yourself in order to have something interesting on screen as you read lines from a book. That, I reasoned, is why it was so extremely colorful and uncanny. ...Until I realized you were scrolling through it live, oh my god, this is the whole PDF isn’t it? What an obscene thing, on so many levels. If this PDF is the direct template for the printing (which seems likely, considering how much effort I know PUAs like to put into things), then that explains why the paperback was so fucking expensive, printing the same colored picture across every single page! Thanks for this video. These guys are so difficult to cover without it getting extremely depressing. You managed it with the same charm and fun you always bring, and that is just absolutely critical. I can still have a good day after watching this, and I hope you all do to!

[@danielgonzalez-mj8ym]

If you played a drinking game where “every time women says I don’t like x, you can do x” I don’t think you’re leaving with an intact liver

[@silasglasgow2085]

Speedrunning alcohol poisoning

[@phillyphakename1255]

As an Ace person, I find it hard to understand how people can be so obsessed with sex.

[@AB-80X]

As the complete opposite, I find it hard to understand how someone can live without it. People are just different.

[@paulovitorsouzanunes4854]

​@@AB-80X Yeah, but people lime the guy from the video, who revolves his WHOLE life around getting pussy, at a point he cant even understand that not everything a woman says is sexual, is STUPIDLY ridiculous

[@SvarogAristaeusAllen]

@@AB-80X The Ace person has the upper hand because there will be scenarios in life where you simply have to go without sex, so being unable to live without it is genuinely detrimental.

[@meiimacca4054]

Seriously, aroace here and the dating market seems absolutely atrocious. Glad to be out of it.

[@fallen_vague28]

Pleasure, dopamine, happy chemicals

[@over50gamer]

I didn't know PUA meant pick up artist. My autistic brain was going "poo-ah?" Guess that can work too.

[@SpyderQueen1988]

Based on the content of the book I think you were right the first time 😂

[@AB-80X]

Same same.

[@sarahr8311]

Like the piggy in Moana!

[@AB-80X]

@@sarahr8311 The what Piggy?

[@over50gamer]

@@SpyderQueen1988 Ayegreed

[@nearthe2nd]

What she says: "Oh you're a Sigma?" What she means: "SIGMA BALLS."

[@TheManWithTheFlan]

I'm actually genuinely curious about the rates of autism in the pickup artist community, because I notice that a lot of complaints that pick-up artists and adjacent groups have about "female communication" echo complaints that I and other autistic people have had about how allistic people communicate, just narrowed specifically to women in an extremely misogynistic and demeaning fashion. I wouldn't go so far as to say "pick-up artists are autistic" but I think the rate at which I see these kinds of things suggests to me that at least some significant fraction of the PUA community exists in an intersection between neurodivergence and aggrieved patriarchal misogyny and entitlement.

[@jackthetford7558]

It's not who you sleep with, it's who you stay awake with.

[@joelpartee594]

Sleeping can be an expression of trust and vulnerability.

[@AB-80X]

@@joelpartee594 Deep. Very deep.....

[@TheMrCougarful]

I am totally stealing that for my novel.

[@tjenadonn6158]

"Yeah, I go out with other girls. You're the one I stay in with." Joe Gideon (essentially Bob Fosse,) "All That Jazz"

[@mariaquiet6211]

​@@tjenadonn6158my head went there too! Awesome movie, kinda depressing

[@devinsethna1287]

Thank you for covering this dude. There was lowkey a time in my life where I actually listened to this guy. I’m glad to have broken out of that phase. This man is just as bad as Fresh and Fit, yet no one ever seems to acknowledge him.

[@Sxcheschka]

There's a rule I heard from a guy regarding cheating. If you are dating someone who cheated on someone in the past, do not hold their past actions against them. However, be mindful that if they do cheat on you, it's one and done.

[@amberinthemist7912]

Was he a cheater?

[@Sxcheschka]

@@amberinthemist7912 Not that I was aware of. It was a discussion on cheating and how you shouldn't judge women/men unfairly if they've cheated in the past, as that wasn't you.

[@localvega688]

This makes sense. If I were with the author of these books and couldn't easily leave, I'd cheat on him too.

[@Sxcheschka]

@@localvega688 Cheating only further vindicates people like this. So, rather than cheating just bounce, ghost, run. And if you have to, file a restraining order.

[@hi_shay]

when a woman says "yeah i'm fine" she actually means "i'm having a mental crisis, absolutely keep asking me the same question repeatedly & its fine to get mad at me for being irritated after the 15th time ❤❤" courtesy of my mother

[@axel1957ll]

I like it when Emma posts videos like this that generate a lot of comments. I read the comments and I realize I am a member of family of great human beings. All Emma’s followers are my family

[@Luubelaar]

Same. It's comforting to know that there are a lot of people out there who a. like Emma and b. think the author of this book is a colossal douchebag who should be on a watch-list .

[@normanhumble257]

This book is a Guide How to go to Jail for Sexual Assault.

[@barticusbane5506]

"I don't love you anymore" actually means "please buy me 37 packs of instant ramen and 14 cheese slices"

[@ApostateltsopA]

Here is some man-ees. When he doesn't listen to "No." Or derivatives what he's really saying is, "I am a dangerous predators, please have me incarcerated."

[@giuliacrespi8425]

When you are making others experience bad things, and you have a past of bad experiences, that makes you guiltier, not excused.

[@LearnTheHorizon]

Are you telling me that "sexual market value" (and one-itis) is a common term, and not a one-of? Also "I am Donovan Sharpe and I have a lifetime of experience with women" Uh.. doesn't everyone? By virtue of existing in a society? I, too have a lifetime of experience with other human beings.

[@l0rf]

I'm a human being existing at the same time as 8 billion other humans so you could call me the greatest interpersonal expert to ever live.

[@MrMrprofessor12345]

Actually I recently exited a forest that I lived in for the last 25 years. Due to my extremely high intelligence, I have quickly grasped language and formed philosophical and political opinions on a number of topics. But I have not interacted with a female (or male) for the entire 200 day period I have spent learning to be a human in this social hyper object labeled society. You do not speak for me, sir!

[@darkstarr984]

Tragically there are whole forums filled with people who unironically use these terms. As for me… I mean my sister keeps telling me not to repeat every like, third thing I ever tell her because I would probably anger most women to where I’ll get smacked. Which… doesn’t seem true, I never have much trouble, I just have mostly guy friends.

[@mdug7224]

Men watching Emma Thorne! Scarper! We've been rumbled! (We'd have gotten away with watching interesting and educating content too if it hadn't been you meddling algorithm charts!)

[@ninjoshday]

Woman: *says literally anything This guy: Nuh uh!

[@MeFreeBee]

Why are there 5 books? Rule #1 of self help guides is that most people buying self help guides have already read several other self help guides. Clearly, as a genre, they are conspicuously unsuccessful at guiding the self anywhere but to the next self help fix.

[@rolfs2165]

Well, with the way the book is designed, it's almost impossible to cram all his 💩 into just one volume. Unless you want to use it to whack a woman unconscious before having your way with her … but then he probably couldn't get 150 bucks out of his readers.

[@InanisNihil]

Tbf it’s not really about “self help” as much as it self indulgence in ur preconceived bias” basically I’d argue they but books and sub and watch more so for JUSTIFICATION to act and behave like chimps.. 😂 if they actually wanted to have TRUTHFUL info they wouldn’t join up to stuff like this… the EVIDENCE.. nothings there’s fault.. it’s womens fault.. 😂 need I say more.. xD

[@CodeNameX001]

17:16 To be fair, "Will steal your blood" is totally my type

[@Ceruleansquid-lo3iv]

there's a reason my last date was at that sketchy blood donation place that looked like someone's basement. now that I think about it, I don't know what they did with my blood...

[@isazarts3159]

​@@Ceruleansquid-lo3ivMaybe they baked cookies with it.

[@MisterItchy]

When she says, "Please don't cut any of this video out of context." What she means, "Please cut this video out of context."

[@wands46]

The bit with the math formulas and metronome made me so happy.

[@DiegoMorales-wn1jp]

"Hey, you're really cute, can I get a blood sample?" ngl, as unsettling as this would be, i'd be very, very curious.

[@jessekos1859]

I'd say yes to that if the person who asked even remotely looked like a vampire 😳

[@applebandito8050]

If she says "I don't play Magic the Gathering" it means she plays Blue decks and you need to run the other way because she'll trap you in a never ending loop.

[@0LoneTech]

I tried building a deck like that once, but nobody wanted to play test it.

[@SomeUniqueHandle]

My biggest question is: How many restraining orders does this guy have?

[@Acr6gAttt-mq2hr]

And how many SA charges for that matter

[@chameleonx9253]

This guy is the living embodiment of "yikes."