Hottest U.S. Presidents

i apologize for the absolutely jaw-dropping thumbnail

[@yenah_4109]

George washington is gonna make act upppppppp

[@5xwrldchmp]

mmmmmmm ivory chompers

[@MikePhelpsOfficial]

@@AxxLAfriku you commented on my comment about a year ago

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@MikePhelpsOfficial ignore it

[@hosatus2433]

Who tf is this AxxL guy lmao

[@plantsvs.zombies9814]

Farts

[@Cl0udWolf]

i love how aztro talks about how hot a president is and youtube feels the need to put a message box about the elections

[@geothepoly]

THE AP HAS CALLED THE

[@uhoh7545]

@@geothepoly tell the to stfu

[@easypete7920]

KZbin just wants him to rate how much of a thot biden is dont kinkshame

[@BicheTordue]

What does the message box say ?

[@discotheque42]

Aztro: "Andrew Johnson looks like he's taking a shit right now" KZbin: See why fact-checkers say this is false.

[@oceanmannnnnnnn]

“Nice hair for an old guy” *youngest President*

[@KaptainKommissar]

damn

[@oceanmannnnnnnn]

@bruh moment 40s I wanna say

[@DARTH-R3VAN]

Me to Aztrozist: I like your funny words magic man

[@user-mn7uo9ch4b]

@@DARTH-R3VAN no

[@bootybunkerspelunker]

Depending on the way you look at it Teddy was the youngest president to take office after the assassination of his predecessor. He just stuck around longer than JFK.

[@Calthecool]

Are we just going to skim over the fact that Astro gave every black man on the list a 10?

[@SonicntZane]

1.

[@thomasarrington156]

astrozist is a snowbunny

[@SAMISHUKRI]

According to the History of Obama, Obama is incredibly attractive. It is impossible for astrosist to have any racial prejudice that you are implying because Obama is incredibly attractive.

[@Mossy-yk2cr]

"Every Black Man" yea ummm

[@silvertriforce2574]

@@Mossy-yk2cr He's not wrong, every black man who was a president received a score of 10

[@sleepstr]

President or not, Aztrosist is packing

[@ADrunkCrayfish]

He’s packin and clappin.

[@Mossy-yk2cr]

Where is he moving?

[@yeahokbuddy2510]

What is he packing?

[@icescoop6741]

paint vrtiosn guy

[@Vulpas]

Ugh

[@Odinsday]

We all know Teddy Roosevelt is himbo material

[@mariog9202]

Man ive seen you everywhere my dud

[@AlbertoSantosDumont819]

New meaning to "Teddy Bear"

[@fresherturtle1154]

he _really_ wanted to fight in world war 1 even though he was in his late 50s by then

[@musicmashups]

"Andrew Jackson is a Sith lord." Well, you're not wrong.

[@arianacotton_]

*shudders in Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson*

[@Hambo325]

*in Mace Windu voice* "A Sith L O R D?"

[@dragonogre4349]

yeah lol he committed genocide

[@MrJMB122]

@@dragonogre4349 Not genocide but he definitely caused the shift working with the native to straight paternalistic removed policy. But you got to understand His constituency was all about it. Not like Trump Jackson was insanely popular POTUS.

[@dragonogre4349]

@@MrJMB122 definitely responsible for lots of deaths tho. what led from his native american policies was thousands of deaths

[@co3476]

Grant - Literally a legendary general that defeated the confederate south Aztrosist: He seems like a boring dude

[@Gam3rsInstinct]

the virgin Grant vs the chad Sherman

[@shinsenshogun900]

Chad General Grant vs. Brad President Grant

[@benjamintoyryla736]

My man Grant did it without strategy he legitimately just threw his troops at the enemy without a plan and they won

[@Finneagan]

Yeah the union was fucking boring

[@donny5073]

@@Finneagan Yeah but at least they weren’t fucking their cousins like the confederacy

[@ahmdyt]

most of them look like they'd call me a racial slur

[@Immadeus]

Now I knew they played online multiplayer in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

[@DemagogueBibleStudy]

gamer nation

[@bennyboi5179]

most would!

[@c0niine]

a large portion of them probably would

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

@Mr. Graves Ah yes. The slave owning millionaire, Washington, totally wouldnt use any slurs.

[@arianacotton_]

My man Lincoln knows how to dress, is honest, kind, and open-minded (pun not intended). Definitely a 10/10 imo.

[@schmoozer9963]

I know right?! He has such a bubbly personality and he seems like a loyal husband! Definitely 10/10

[@Dia06]

Too open-minded in fact (pun intended)

[@ettorefalanga6754]

No the only one open-minded is kennedy

[@niceroundtv]

He's literally gay tho

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

no❤️

[@the_taco_man1989]

Fun fact about Polk: right after the election he won, a few days later half of his family died because of a train crash

[@indicimbecile6992]

That’s not fun

[@no1fanofthepals]

How is that fun

[@the_taco_man1989]

@@indicimbecile6992 fun

[@the_taco_man1989]

@@no1fanofthepals fun

[@justina1909]

If it wasnt for the whole slavery thing, I think he goes down as one of the best Presidents. As he was the only president to accomplish every single one of his camping goals. In one term no less. He didnt even bother running for a 2nd term cause he did everything he wanted to do.

[@kanasesesee8944]

I can't believe he got political, I'm unsubbing

[@al-Mamluk-1250]

cant tell if joke or not, Poe's law

[@lewisbaitup6352]

@@al-Mamluk-1250 just assume the best outcome

[@sirpunchnut1231]

@@al-Mamluk-1250 Bro, how are you still alive? You faced the ranger with the big iron on his hip.

[@silvertriforce2574]

Its his ghost

[@jass783]

I thought this was an old comment of mine for a solid three seconds

[@MidgeCat]

"Airstriked one too many civilians for my taste"

[@voidstxtion]

“I will say this, I think Barack Obama’s hot” - Aztrosist 2020

[@claimingagate]

we's right

[@Vulpas]

Imagine being a man and that's on your tombstone

[@rifqihatta]

The founding fathers did not expect that in a few hundreds years, they would be made into a video of "bang or nah"

[@claytonbrooks4826]

"nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's" gets a score of 3 from Aztro

[@bobross378]

underrated comment

[@midkn1ght231]

this goes from "haha funny old presidents and their silly haircuts" to automatic zeroes and how creepy they are 13:54

[@ohboy1113]

I took AP US History and remember all of these names except Millard Fillmore. Like, I swear we must have learned about everyone except him.

[@salutic.7544]

I found out about him a few months ago and it immediately reminded me abt the gravity falls trope where the government tried hiding a president’s existence because I’ve never heard the word Fillmore uttered once

[@heatherperleberg7816]

He's one of the least remembered presidents along with Chester A. Aurthor. I forget Garfield on occasions, too, but with the help of my handy dandy remembrance device "Garfield, the Prequel: John's Revenge" (relating to Garfield's assassination) I remember him better.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

​@@salutic.7544 I've only heard one person say 'fillmore' and it was being used as an insult towards a dumb classmate. Can't imagine bring named Mr Fillmore

[@PeasMinister]

Chester A Arthur exists

[@SgFlaxy]

now that's why I call content

[@courier6960]

Actually Andrew Jackson didn’t die in a duel, but he did get shot in a duel.... and decided to never remove the bullet, earning him the name “Old Hickory” The dude was literally a real life sithlord

[@taxisalad]

Calvin Coolidge looks like a deepfake of Jawsh and HP Lovecraft fused together

[@lucca_who]

Everyone knows that the ACTUAL hottest president is Robbie Williams as "Teddy Roosevelt" in the A Night At The Museum franchise

[@leoui1085]

If you wanna get down with John Tylor, his grandson is still alive.

[@Calthecool]

“Looks like he is wearing headphones out of hair.” Shoutout Idubbbz.

[@digbyfire5446]

The nicest thing someone said about Jackson

[@Old_Hickory_Jackson]

Fr

[@kabbablabba4073]

i realized about 5 minutes in to this video that aztro is completely unironically gay

[@barnacles1352]

I can call someone hot af and still be straight

[@AliTheGator_]

Conclusion: Based = Hot

[@suspiciousspaghetti8579]

I had no idea Dracula's real name was Andrew Jackson

[@harri7014]

Somebody tried assassinating Andrew Jackson once and Andrew Jackson beat him half to death with his cane 10/10

[@thelocalmaxtax]

Franklin Pierce is Aztro's problematic fav

[@s0mnolent210]

Woodrow WIlson deadass looks like HP Lovecraft

[@depressednapoleon9745]

Same guy.

[@juicesipper9896]

Despite the whole "pro-slavery" stuff Franklin peirce was the best looking president.

[@barendbe]

He was more pro-union and wanted to keep the union intact more than that he was pro-slavery.

[@user-zz8md3ku4n]

Zachary Taylor looks like Jeffrey Epstein with a bird’s nest hair.

[@ukatofarticus9046]

James A Garfield is literally the most based president how dare you

[@DynamicAndrew]

can we get a quick rundown on Garfield?

[@ukatofarticus9046]

@@DynamicAndrew Did a whole history assignment on him. I recommend you go watch Sam O'Nella's video on his assassination. (Plus he has the same birthday as me)

[@MrJMB122]

Even with beard he was good looking man

[@ukatofarticus9046]

@@DynamicAndrew he also discovered a proof of pythagoras' theorem

[@graveboygxth]

James K Polk almost looks like Joaquin Pheonix lol

[@planetlunari_3640]

millard fillmore: exists this guy: *so you have chosen death*

[@nathanblanck9566]

“Taft is the most based president because he got stuck in his tub” I felt this

[@nectateedits1049]

Gonna use this to study for apush

[@aawagga6841]

gerald ford looks like arnold schwarzenegger if he was just that old suburban high school math teacher that nobody remembers once they graduate

[@rodney0004]

Ah the 23rd president, Funny Valentine. 10/10 🥵😤🥴🥵

[@Old_Hickory_Jackson]

Funny Valentine is a god tier president, 10/10

[@nathanielrussell4932]

This dude called Grant boring.

[@MrJMB122]

So Jackson got into duel over anything but his most famous one are when someone talk shit about his wife. His most famous dude the man shot him the chest but bullet barely miss his heart. Jackson stood with bullet in his chest calm fired back killin the man.

[@inc.4]

I stan Chester and Garfield. Chester is the biggest unit to hold office.

[@awesomerobert8182]

Wilson looks like a math teacher that will hit me with a ruler if I get even ONE question wrong on a test

[@livdrawz6234]

“Ulysses S Grant seems boring” *famously the most constantly drunk president ever*

[@SoggsterEBunga]

Why is it fifteen minutes of judging primarily dead people by how hot they are

[@skeletonentertainment4201]

Ironically, Gerald Ford used to be a model

[@AntonyPincevic]

WTF how did you rate JFK a 2??!

[@lordkesadiya2131]

“He’s gonna sell you a Chevy Corolla” (Toyota has left the chat)

[@noobsa78]

I’m more of a Mitsubishi Gallardo kind of guy anyway

[@rxppid]

9:50 My name is Gustavo Fring and welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos

[@sirchickenguy3556]

Dude chill with the thumbnail your gonna make someone fail nnn

[@anentiresleeveoforeos2087]

William McKinley looks like a younger Uncle Fester from Addams family.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Andrew Jackson is literally was a sith lord in real life, and that picture makes it even more hilarious. Hilarious in hindsight of course I don't think it was funny back when the Trail of Tears was a thing

[@likira111]

Woodrow looks like if lovecraft was a teacher

[@KATinBLACK]

I can't believe he gave Grant a 3/10. He looks like a nice guy, should've been a 7/10

[@Vulpas]

As a straight man, he'd appreciate the lower score.

[@QUINOVIN]

"Washington used teeth sourced from slaves to improve his appearance, a subject of frequent discomfort to him. He took the oath of office while wearing a special set of dentures made from ivory, brass and gold built for him by dentist John Greenwood." -wikipedia

[@83jbbentley]

Taft had those rippling washboard abs dude

[@menouakari]

woodrow wilson looks like a math teacher who probably wants to murder me for failing every one of his tests

[@Jx_-]

I immediately knew he'd moisten for Franklin Pierce, and also immediately not like him for his anti-abolition views

[@bolognatious1684]

Bruh you gave Ulysses S. Grant a 3?! General of the Union, this man is a decent example of the modern version of hot. No homo.

[@Zyph2]

The best content ever

[@silverstar8868]

I always thought James K. Polk can be a Tim Burton character.

[@vtechvsmile]

honestly needed the refresher course

[@noahhall6322]

I can't believe Aztrosist called Taft a hecking chonker

[@ethanwells7856]

Loved to listen to you ripping the Framers to shreds lmao

[@shaggyhascancer4489]

I can’t unsee Martin Van Buren as an old Jschlatt

[@olivia8136]

my favorite smash or pass theme

[@marvinuhilarious]

Jeb would easily outrank every single one of these guys if he won in 2016

[@welporajackwelp4899]

What do you mean if?

[@marvinuhilarious]

@@welporajackwelp4899 Oh buddy... Did you not get the news?

[@jimmycarter9861]

The older Rutherford B Hayes doesn’t do him justice. Believe me. He’s a 10.

[@lucabayley1454]

You are so correct

[@1clay101]

Astrozist: the coolest thing gorge bush did was maybe dodge a shoe. Gorge bush: Handel's the 911 crisis

[@thecheddarman6004]

Yeah, gorge bush is a cool guy and really handel's things well

[@paineoftheworld]

Did he handel it or did it happen while he stood next to it?

[@thecheddarman6004]

@@paineoftheworld idk ask gorge bush

[@abdelillahbentabet5557]

Just because it happened while he was in office, doesn't he handled it well

[@ianpeterson455]

this is the kind of content i subscribed for

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

Andrew Jackson: Literal genocide organizer, one of the most brutal and racist presidents ever Aztro: Big Sith Lord energy, would fuck. Its accurate, Andrew is probably the closest we've come to having an actual Sith on the oval office

[@najahist]

You've Got Me All Wrong.

[@plantsvs.zombies9814]

Benjamin Harrison looks like he's gonna take the first napkin

[@Pasterge]

bro i just got recommended your vid, and im subed

[@mr.retard4899]

Zachary Taylor looks like Jeffrey Epstein.

[@juanletsplay1550]

Cool Video Timotainment!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

This whole video dealt damage to me thanks

[@FyodorMichael]

How could you insult my man Chester A. Like that! I am appalled

[@_Bran]

Great Video!

[@madrugaiden2317]

Wow i get that this is a joke but you didn't need to call Obama the N-word wtf

[@Ghibliite]

when?

[@madrugaiden2317]

@@Ghibliite Did you even watch the video?

[@Doritochi]

Bruh lmao

[@alexanderreichert2966]

Rly crossed the line but in his defense he is extremely based

[@Kenshin_2]

Not here fantano fans

[@zuriellopez2521]

AZZBLASTER, I NEED "HOW 2 VAPORWAVE" BACK PLEASE I LOVE THAT VIDEO. I SEARCHED YOUR VIDEO ARCHIVES BUT NO LUCK, PLEASE!!1!!!11

[@uncledanescousin4122]

All the downvotes are from Richard Nixon’s alts

[@kelsierii4747]

2 mins ago, 15 mins long, 40 likes, we know its gonna be good already

[@garbotoxins840]

5:16 this will probably be clipped and go viral on twitter or something

[@jamesmadison979]

*Cries in constitution*

[@fresherturtle1154]

this is the best video ive seen in a long time

[@HexterXD]

*Grover Cleveland is always watching.*

[@pannkale9259]

"Abraham Lincoln got a caveman aesthetic like idk that's my type" same dude, same

[@depressednapoleon9745]

James Monroe was literally so popular no one ran against him in the 1820.

[@prognosticouture1011]

Killer content, please do a follow up on the hottest Mesopotamian emperors, I need to know your input on this.

[@Ihavethekenergy]

Franklin Pierce actually tho damn

[@CalmMagma]

3:47 he actually does look like a npc in morrowind, wtfff

[@teejazzleteejazzle7191]

Election results in the description? Yes please!

[@No_More_Strings]

can you please update this in 100 years

[@theimmux3034]

I like how he jumps almost right into the subject

[@Grgrqr]

I like how little effort was put in this video

[@anentiresleeveoforeos2087]

innovative content. hottest Russian leaders next?

[@FarnesV]

There's only one president available to rate and his score is already 10/10, one point less could make you take a train to Siberia

[@shinsenshogun900]

Make him rank hottest Romanov Tsars all the way to Perfectin' Putin

[@jeckstrom6814]

This is all US canon now

[@aduck2790]

I literally just did a tier list for this last night