How a Vlandian Shall be Armed

This video explains, though memes, how Vlandian troops should be armed and armoured.
Timestamps
00:00 Prelude "How to Train Your Sturgian" Video
00:36 Vlandian Levy undergo training
03:39 Crossbow facts
05:16 Knights training
07:45 Yeoman Cavalry
08:33 Vlandian Ladies
This is my take on BannerLord. Currently, it's just troop overhauls - taking a more simplified approach to eliminate the early grind from the game. Also, infantry are much easier to field than cavalry or archers, who are locked behind higher tier. Recruits are also much stronger, so no more trash recruit armies who get destroyed completely by the most basic archers. I'm not a modder but if anyone wants to help me turn this into one can contact me on email.
I would eventually like to do a complete reimagining of different factions in Bannerlord such that every faction plays differently, even on the campaign map. Everything that makes sense logically and is historically plausible.
I use audio from different sources but they are taken out of context to create something new. Credits to where credits are due. No copyright infringement is intended.
Frightmare by Jimena Contreras
Black Knight by Rafael Krux
War Drums by Kyle Preston
Western & Gym Class by Infarction inaudio.org/
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Track Name Gym Class.
Hands on History The Crossbow from Age of Empires 4
How a Man Shall Be Armed 11th Century by Royal Armouries
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Worst Jobs in History with Tony Robinson
Sunset Strut by Dan Lebowitz
Here it Comes by TrackTribe
Burlesque Heartache by RKVC

[@Accentrick]

I think the volume is really low on this video. Can you guys confirm this? Is the volume actually really low?

[@zooka9535]

Volume is fine. A bit up and down but overall had no concerns or wouldn't of had noticed if I didn't read this comment.

[@shariqnadeem2277]

Its good. Where can i find your mods?

[@Accentrick]

@@shariqnadeem2277 it's a work in progress.

[@shariqnadeem2277]

@@Accentrick Cant wait for the final upload then. Cheers 👍

[@egertroos-qh7hw]

​@@Accentrick Do you use any mods

[@bjokke33]

vlandian has like conquored 30% of the map in my 20H playthrough, then i see this video. 10/10 would support them again

[@um_dia]

the same happened to me, seems to be a pattern, needs a nerf

[@robwright1286]

@@um_dia Needs a nerf? Don't be such a serf. 😅

[@JohnJohn-bz1lq]

@@um_dia nah my legionaries put them down destroyed them with two armies I call it the Vlandian bloodbath my second play through I put them down again with heroic line breaker after I finished conquering the southern empire

[@Sk0lzky]

Vlandia cringe, bringing high medieval tech to fight vikings - what happened to Knightly honour? No butter for yall, may khuzaits throat sing over your ruined castles

[@HeathBlythe]

Lies, they've done nothing in my 2 year in-game time.

[@thecrispiestpapitas]

"You'll get your rent when you fix the damm bandit problem!"- an unknown vlandian serf last words

[@Accentrick]

Where's my mooneh?

[@MusMasi]

sometimes the landlord is worse than the bandits.

[@thisisntsergio1352]

Joined valandia as a mercenary. Became a vassal. Made a name for myself. Derthert died. Now I'm the ruler. It's good to be vlandian.

[@theslug9779]

Vlandian Dog

[@grayfox9869]

@@theslug9779 imperial scum

[@sheamurphy2953]

Same thing happend to me with sturdia after I become leader I started 3 wars then left them keeping all my fiefs 😂

[@SamueListens]

Derthert died you say? Hmm. Must have been an accident.

[@Minotaur5200]

This is one of the more entertaining Bannerlord vids out there. :D Good job on editing, actually felt as if I was watching Bannerlord comedy episode.

[@Toto-95]

Very nice edit ! Great humour and references ! *And dangerously based* 9:21

[@hannayapelekai1628]

it's not dangerously based, it's common knowledge. Women on average tend to be physically weaker than men. The vast majority of people (including leftists/feminists/SJWs/whatever) would agree with that

[@GuidenYT]

An original longform Bannerlord video in a new format with a great thumbnail. Color me impressed. I think this channel is gonna pop off. You can @ me on that.

[@WhatIsSanity]

It is indeed mildly popping off. I can see the next video getting even more views.

[@stupidmonkey8057]

They don't even know who you are.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Swadia and Vaegirs were the first factions in the original MnB, so it's kind of poetic that your first videos in the series are about their historic ancestors. Next episode about the Khuzaits, please! 👌🏻☺️

[@pjthehomelessmage]

Excellent vid. I would absolutely love to see the other factions.

[@pjthehomelessmage]

I’m especially excited for Battania.

[@michaelroldan3029]

I’m wondering for the khuzait

[@gazzyoftheguard4224]

This is brilliant Vlandians are always at war with me (Battanian) I enjoy recruiting their knights and seargeants from my prisoner tab

[@thisguyaintfunny1881]

A joy to watch from start to end. Keep em coming!

[@honestintrospection8138]

Very well done. From the quality shots and editing to the genuinely humorous… well humor to the splicing in of real technical info or historical info, this is like a medieval variety show of excellent content. Liked and subscribed.

[@franqueteimporta9802]

Without a doubt one of the most original and entertaining Bannerlord videos out there. I'm really glad to have discovered this channel, looking forward to future content

[@SpruceX]

Can't remember the last time I watched an entire video while actually being entertained. That's a sub

[@IOL-ox5tn]

This was a really well done and entertaining video, I hope you'll keep making content

[@Accentrick]

Planning to make atleast one video for every faction.

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I have no idea why this appeared in my recommended, but im glad it did because this is pure quality content, sir you deserve more subs.

[@kasmyalcnkaya4440]

1 minute in, and I'm already lovin' this video! Thank you for posting this masterpiece.

[@Super_Sherpa]

Been binging banner Lord vids since I just got the game and this is some of the funniest work I've seen. Great job and keep it up!

[@anangrywizardbanana9117]

I have no idea how I got to this video from Tetris and Karl Jobst, but this is truly magnificent. I demand more quality memes, for the glory of our butter lord.

[@anubisd613]

I can't wait for more of these good job!

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Oh man, I have so much fun watching this. Thank you!

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[@MinecraftSons]

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[@marksman158]

Very practical and clearly introduced, also interesting edit, really thanks a lot, I have always been confused about the differences and uses of various arms, I hope there are versions for other countries

[@yububie]

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[@luccido_]

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[@opticweedhitler420]

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[@brucewill2700]

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[@justinisenberg1841]

Wow! Amazing video! You're a talented content creator!

[@thesarge2496]

I have always loved vlandia, and this edit just makes me love them more

[@afawafa322]

so well made dude great work 🤘

[@JJMcA]

This video is great, hope to see more from ya!

[@aegis115]

Amazing vid, I loved every second of it 👍

[@revitalized_meat3166]

This is genius bro. Funny and an good overview of the faction and its mercenaries. Excellent video Edit: please do all the factions my guy, you've got a fan in me

[@casx257]

Nice video, hope more are coming

[@daroth7127]

This is very well made, great video

[@ax23mgh8]

That's some really good stuff, keep making them vids

[@ostrowulf]

LOL, well, I certainly enjoyed this to help pass time on night shift. Cheers.

[@jimbeaux89]

This is such an awesome video. Very well done man. Seriously like professional quality. You’ve got a sub in me. Like seriously. I have a submarine within.

[@xxgaelelcubanoxx2672]

Amaizing video cant wait for the khuzaits!

[@gll0st557]

Just pure and perfecf entertainment. 10/10 mate 👌

[@hazonenonly]

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[@Noorullah1]

Amazing work!

[@bearing7717]

this is GOLD!! make one for the other factions too (especially the khuzaits)

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[@thisisntsergio1352]

Your videos are amazing. Subbed..need MORE

[@Accentrick]

Aserai video is coming next, probably, in the distant future. the far, far future...

[@geemanamatin8383]

funny yet informative, good stuff!

[@SpecOpsElite]

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[@johnpears9558]

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[@doormomwho9835]

i just love everything bout this

[@markmorose]

Looking forward to the other factions too 😊

[@fusamda4610]

Cool montage, bro!

[@grumpycato8314]

Nice memes, keep at it lad

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[@JAMES.ARAGORN]

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[@jamesolive653]

Need more bannerlord videos like this!

[@eugenekupiec2802]

Great job 😊

[@cosmosundr]

happy to help you turn this into a mod if you would like! I created the Wrath of the Northmen mod. This should be a fairly similar process to that mod!

[@hellou2786]

The ending was brilliant xD

[@paulmorris5166]

Great, entertaining video.

[@G_Signer]

great job dude

[@davidbogust]

Is this the new Red vs Blue series? Lookin' good!

[@ESFAndy011]

I don't know if I can think of a more based ending than that.

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[@lad3273]

More of these please

[@arqiu7632]

Great video. Subbed

[@k.m890]

Lately I love playing this game while listening to an audiobook called The warriors of Rome. I'm already in book 3 the barbarian in the book wore the purple and I'm very close to declare an empire and where the purple. By the way the whole audiobook series is available for free on KZbin.

[@axansaga]

Great vid. Subscribing

[@reddog-mj2se]

subsribing not just for the badass video, but for the fact of 4.4k likes vs 2.2 subscribe. master in the making people

[@josematheusmarinho4692]

please continue

[@reikers]

nice video man

[@arcdecibel9986]

This is how normal Vlandians are armed. The Chad Vlandian combines all the best armaments with the heaviest armor possible on the biggest, fastest, destrier possible. He has a fifteen-foot Voulge that he made himself, which is both a lance, and a clotheslining axe that can dismount multiple riders or cut through several infantrymen. For close combat he wields an enormous, three-foot, Sauron-level mace because he has no time for blocking. This is also why he has no shield, but does carry a crossbow, since some enemies stubbornly refuse to be within bashing or stabbing range. His preferred strategy is to run headlong into the enemy at maximum speed, where his weapons (Including the crossbow) are used for best effect. As a backup, and as armament outside of war, he has balls of steel that can crush skulls.

[@Accentrick]

A different time period. Plate armour wouldn't come into use until Warband.

[@Gice2787]

Great video

[@NiskaMagnusson]

this has no right to be such high quality

[@ieajackson5518]

At this point, I don’t even know what I’m watching, but you know what? I’m here for it.

[@ethanbarr3124]

I love seeing my boys the Lannist- I mean the Vlandians in action!

[@derohneName]

we need more :D

[@LibertyPrime6969]

Awesome video 🤣

[@angrydavida7758]

this editing is gold

[@danielwhitman2255]

Rly well made video

[@MrNetrizhul]

Waiting for this mod to be released.

[@haydenlummus8838]

Good vid 👍