How About You Elden Ring Up Some Maidens

[@joeljs9778]

Elden Ring: Rated M for Maiden

[@ET-Gamer]

*Maidenless

[@professionalhimbo]

L+ Maidenless+ Grafted+ Tarnished+ Invaded+ Frenzied+ Parried+ You Leveled Dex+ Touch Grace+ Sent to the shadow realm

[@professionalhimbo]

@@samlakehunt3903 Touch Grace.

[@OceanRedux]

Leveling dex is some I got maidens shit

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

Elden Ring expects you to know a few things, like to be in touch with grace, reject women but not maidens, and have a tennis game with a comet

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

touch grace (touch grass)

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

@@Caffeine_Addict_2020 touch grace (touch grace)

[@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo]

You're telling me the correct move is to parry the comet?

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

@@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia U wot m8?

[@digital-underworld]

@@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo Carrian Retaliation exists for that very reason

[@pilot8602]

We can all agree that there is only one game to challenge Elden Ring in this year's game awards, and that game is.... Bus Simulator 2022

[@MrClean-lk6vi]

Less GOOO Bus Simulator does deserve to be GOTY. 🚌 ~💨 🏃‍♂️ ~

[@echonomix_]

Barn Finders

[@LegoDork]

Is that a thing? I would play the shit out of an actual bus simulator. Is there VR support?

[@pilot8602]

@@LegoDork of course! There's a load of bus simulators, the most realistic of which would be Omsi2, however, that game is very outdated and 100% will not support VR, but feels great.

[@RevJR]

@@LegoDork Desert Bus enters the chat.

[@squillz8310]

My brother in Christ, you need to aquire some Maidens and touch some Grace. - Sincerely, your mother.

[@UseTheLess00]

Everyone's here seeking maidens. Meanwhile, Sumito is just cruising along with that sick Ren shirt

[@stevenjamaica9315]

I failed an exam, lost my dogs, and gave two terrible speeches today, but Sumito uploads and I feel elation

[@beybladesinmyheels1267]

Just like the good ol’ days after 911

[@jakass]

Lots of hours and still in the tutorial? On the path to becoming a game reviewer Mr. Sumito sir

[@wassimdarwich5918]

Elden ring did wonders for the meme economy

[@wastelandvagrant251]

Fuck yes! I'm having a shit day at work but a new Sumito video right at my lunch break fixes everything

[@themilkman993]

Who needs a Maiden when you have a Princess? Lunar Lords know.

[@TT-qw1bo]

"if you liked it you shoulda elden ring on it"

[@gorggorg9167]

bing chilling 🍦👍

[@battafyuwi6760]

Sumito missed the most obvious joke: Elden Scroll

[@forgingluck]

Eggs 2 the sequel!

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

Man, as a lifelong gamer I love seeing a game like this that really grabs so many people's attention. Sadly, I'm just too old for Souls games. Slowed reaction times and being more and more easily frustrated makes it impossible for me to enjoy these games. But I love seeing how happy it makes my younger contemporaries. Happy to see so much joy in the gaming space. It's also a great game to watch on Twitch, just sayin'.

[@EnraiChannel]

Just level up endurance and block everything with great shield. The games aren't THAT difficult if you just upgrade your weapon and so on. And you could always summon too. I know someone will bitch about my comment but if you want to play souls games but you are afraid of not being able to dodge, that's the alternative.

[@ghostsyynx]

You could try playing a Faith or Intelligence caster build, you don't really need fast reaction times, just more foresight. Lob spells from a distance, stronger spells have slower cast times. + there's a ton of very cool spells.

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

@@ghostsyynx ​ @遠雷 This is what I mean. You guys both take time out of your day to try and share your joy of this game with me and I love it. Thanks to you both. I've aged out of games before. I used to be a big fighting game fan in my 20's, then a big FPS fan in my 30's and well into my 40's. At 50, the old hands just ache too bad to do a lot of these things anymore. Even Halo, which has been a favorite since it launched on the old Xbox, I've had to give up multiplayer. I'm not sad about it. I had my time with twitch based action games that require precise timing. Now I'm happy with turn-based strategy and sim games that I can actually play well. Cheers, y'all. Thanks again! If I ever do try Elden Ring I'll keep your words in mind.

[@SumitoMedia]

appreciating something you won't be able to enjoy yourself because it brings other people happiness is a beautiful thing

[@theonlycatonice]

Most wholesome gamer discovered ❤️

[@mattguy1773]

Souls games have some god tier waifus

[@water3354]

ain’t there like a femboy or something in dsouls2?

[@armanbarat]

my favourite waifu is your mom

[@emmanueladesiyan2236]

@@water3354 Gwyndolin in Dark Souls 1

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

Ranni got me on a doll kick, I have Bloodborne but haven't played it. I should get into it.

[@smergthedargon8974]

like Seath

[@ianparrent6012]

If it makes you feel any better Sumito, it took me 5years to beat Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox. One of those years completely devoted to the tutorial.

[@thekaz5225]

I had to slap the like button as soon as I saw the title. You nailed a lot of memes from the souls community.

[@CoobyPls]

Eggs!

[@Apollo-684]

69

[@yoitsjonmac188]

Lol I knew you'd have to embrace being maidenless one day. I'd love to watch you stream this and drop tips for you my guy

[@yoitsjonmac188]

@@samlakehunt3903 why don't you make some bitches?

[@rottik3327]

@@yoitsjonmac188 Bravo

[@rg2929]

Bruh, you forgot the most important thing, they're FINGER maidens.

[@edoardogalletti2576]

2 videos in 4 days?!?! A blessing from the lord!

[@OddJames]

1:47 Sumito Slam Poetry caught me off guard

[@anthonyhenriques7654]

if that dude hitting that wall for over 30 [speed up] seconds before it broke is for real, that is kinda skirting the line of being utter bullshit

[@OceanRedux]

This game literally has soap in it, you have to WASH YO ASS to get maidens

[@TheBronyCraft]

I'd literally debuff 10 years of my actual life. Just to marry a cute wife.

[@ventu2295]

Touch some grace and youll get there eventually my brother in christ

[@369Sigma]

@@samlakehunt3903 yet here you are

[@Strongbah43]

Dont worry, if you meet a maiden she will take 15 years from you squire, as well as half your stable and steed.

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Leisure Suit Sumito: Looking for bitches in all the wrong places

[@satan7481]

You don't play Elden Ring to clear the story but to get that Elden Bling

[@Ackbaaz]

This entire video is Sumit spinning plates and I'm into it

[@favre4ever39]

Sumito I offer you an accord...it has over 100,000 miles and the timing belt needs replacing but tia a reliable vessel.

[@ArosNacht]

Glad to see you’re posting weekly again

[@Tmorgan2976]

My maiden gettin skills have not been tarnished thanks to this video

[@ArcturusMinsk]

I found a hill with some Sacramental Bud growing at the top and left a message "High Spot Ahead" Now I no longer need my flasks.

[@verdura31]

elder ring is miyazaki wet dream of an open world game fill with ''HAH PRANKED'' moments.

[@DemOnicxFEAR]

Thank you for the elden ring up some maidan Sumita, I’ve used it on EVERYONE at work and somehow I’m still not unemployed

[@fetuszilla]

1v1 me Duel Master, you wont stand 10 seconds against my Dr.Phil Green M&M.

[@abepickens]

I'm jealous of your awesome Rei shirt!

[@KinqDeko]

Another sumito classic

[@battafyuwi6760]

@@samlakehunt3903 such is a maidenless behavior

[@echonomix_]

The maidenless part is kind of a small detail in the game, really.

[@panfluteskeleton]

I'm just gonna sit over here with my animal crossing village I haven't touched in six months.

[@ChampionOrBust]

Bruh. You looking extra fresh today. Love the shirt, homie

[@noizetv4240]

Literally just watched the James Charles episode where Sumit gave himself wing tips looking like Mike Tyson, then this thumbnail appears.

[@JounLord1]

Sumito spoiling us with two videos only days apart.

[@JestaSaint]

Elden Ring: The things I do for maidens.

[@zacman223]

Am v happy with standing Muta, the vibe be right 😎

[@BoxKeeperLD]

No simp zone so to speak, let chaos reign.

[@kurtjackson111]

Bro where did you get that shirt I need rei drip

[@outlawdg]

the boi is back in top form i see

[@biglad6749]

You forgot about Varre, you're his little lambkin🥵

[@gabesullivan8603]

I can confirm there are people in From Software that have a sense of humor, and it’s a sick sense of humor.

[@xaeaxaea6280]

Elden BINGBONG

[@TT-qw1bo]

Elden bing chilling

[@Tom1337x]

Man, I jump out of my ass every time I see a Sumito upload. You butter my bread, boy.

[@Babaganoush44]

"Twitter user, Iron Pineapple..." poor pine

[@stev231]

Where does the horse go during the comet move in radahn's fight? Them some stronk glutes

[@silverybarbs]

help sumito im 180 hours in and can't find the button to make me move

[@fiddlesticks420]

hell yeah

[@tatman334]

sumito really bustin out ms paint for the thumbnail

[@ragnorak6452]

These Yu-Gi-Oh memes are good

[@sasquatchpatrol9317]

Who hasn't gone simp for a maiden in Elden Ring

[@Iuckystrike]

Certified hood classic

[@Wenjo936]

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking touch grace

[@squealingsalamander6546]

Insanely fast

[@westoncorey3117]

Perhaps the lack of maidens was because of the friends we made along the way.

[@theonlycatonice]

That is some damn fine anime drip my guy 🔥🔥🔥

[@RunningOnAutopilot]

You forgot the finger reader that says I pity the poor poor fool

[@WaallyOne]

Literally haven't seen anything about elden ring, I hope I get these memes

[@cyberpunk3116]

Elden bing chilling

[@josiahschaller783]

Sumito with the Rei drip

[@lorengarms9836]

Valstraax theme with Radahn is perfect

[@kennethwalker086]

Sumito slowly, very slowly getting alittle, very little bit of recognition.. u deserve much more great video! Eldenbornsouls bit was funny

[@ronzeak4059]

Living in Columbus, I can confirm Ohio as the setting of Elden Ring.

[@kimorayn1733]

This Bing game better b Chilling with the bosses, carrot.

[@Grayson_Paris]

You should do stand up bro 😂

[@josh_allegedly1736]

acquire maidens and praise dog what more could i want from a game

[@wallr54]

Im using that kaiba meta this meta that clip anytime someone cries to me about my pick in valorant or overwatch

[@Mada_kr]

Unbelievably based shirt

[@criticalidiot3372]

you know what I might ring up some maidens sumito I just might

[@deozero1925]

For real I need that shirt Sumito!

[@SumitoMedia]

bershka

[@ZakisHereNow]

Aquire souls… Get maidens…

[@mrdrquesos2795]

there is 9 vending machines for each sumito

[@ColdQahnaarin]

I love the Monster Hunter reference in Elden Ring.

[@lenny_boxx4206]

Ngl the spingebib sumito Drawing make shim look like Kanye

[@trees3987]

FUUUUUUCK IVE BEEN HITTING THE WALL ONCE!

[@redsaaryn3832]

Elden ring has such a snack of a furry wolf knight

[@bananasandwich8335]

How does one fail at Elden Ring? Asking for a friend.

[@jarenmay4885]

the anime reference was black clover btw

[@orion10x10]

Bro that title is 🔥🔥👌

[@thegoose8663]

Whats scarier than dogs? A maidenless turtle surrounded by reddit posts.

[@HedronProduction]

Dog, but whole

[@trifontrifonov4297]

Just gonna hit the iron while it's stone cold. The woman who calls you maidenless, then immediately tells you that she is gonna be your mommy. Also a sexy witch woman with four hands will visit you at night and give you present. Also there is the best girl. The snake girl.

[@bro771]

New shpodcast soon?

[@ripsterhipster5948]

The comet is easy to dodge. Hit space when its gonna hit you.

[@vagrant2863]

These yugioh memes are on point. Also voice from 10:40 is from Black Clover I think.

[@APAMVs]

Awesome Rei shirt. As a new evangelion fan I approve!

[@m.a.9571]

No maidens is the new no bitches.

[@tdab3883]

Oh fucking yeah this is awesome

[@jacaanthony]

Glad elden ring is getting as much love as it is

[@mcmitch-]

god levels of sarcasm

[@7h44ij9z781w]

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