How BAD is Death Bed: The Bed That Eats???

[@mediocreMorpheus7795]

When he mentioned the origins of the bed and said the demon in the tree I was like "oh so they made the bed frame out of that wood. Makes some sense now." then he kept explaining.... I was wrong.

[@aarondavidking]

I thought the same thing.

[@ziemas8370]

@@aarondavidking me too :O

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

Same! I thought someone “cut down the sacred spirit tree” and made a luxury bed with it. I would’ve lost SO much money on that bet….😂

[@spiritbx1337]

"In a world, where everyone is completely devoid of emotion, a bed eats them, but they don't really care, they just want the munching sounds to stop."

[@robbylebotha]

Well to put some perspective, loud munching noises during the night during the great depression when people were starving, I kinda see how that would be rude.

[@GrandWagJeep]

"Disease Couch: The Sofa that Makes You Sick" is pretty much the description of every couch in frat houses or dorms.

[@guthax30]

Defeating the bed by ripping the tag off the mattress would have been mildly amusing.

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

7 years later and you’re still doing the show…thank you for suffering all these years for our viewing pleasure. You’re a trooper, love.

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

Yes, but look what it's done to his physical appearance. He's aged 20 years in just 5. Future civilizations will see this. They'll know it wasn't worth it.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

This movie is a riot. Guy's hands got digested to bones, and he seems positively bored by this. :D

[@TheBonkleFox]

This whole movie seems like one really bad vore fanfiction. Like someone wanted to do a horror story with the concept but then James Nguyen hijacked it halfway through. actually no. People in Birdemic actually conveyed panic when the scene called for it. It was shit, but they did.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

It looks like something out of a cartoon

[@pheonix5597]

Parts of it look pretty FUNNY too. I mean INTENTIONALLY COMICAL, like the scene with the people having group sex getting ingested and the part with the gangsters playing cards on the bed.

[@anikmonette2140]

@@TheBonkleFox Black girl in double denim seemed to be the best actor in this(can't be 100% sure since I only watched the clips of this video) but she looked genuinely scared in the scene where the bed eats her. Or she realized that she was in a bad movie and her expression reflects just that! XD

[@coleslaw9181]

THIS flick is TOO fuckin WEIRD to be labeled either "bad" or "good"!

[@brandonjones3345]

It's been so long since I watched this video, but it's still one of my favorites. I always lose it at "Yeah, you gotta be careful out there in the backyard, there's all sorts of dangerous stuff, like snakes...crocodiles...beds..."

[@creepyspaghetti6015]

15:08 The guy looks like he gets his hands digested every week.

[@rockytheafg]

Creepy Spaghetti hahaha

[@rockytheafg]

Creepy Spaghetti Another day in the office.

[@piotrsegal9528]

I suppose he does...

[@ProfessorHubertFarnsworth]

I actually heard those were prosthetic and he lost his real hands in a horrible fisting accident as a precocious teen.

[@coleslaw9181]

THIS flick is TOO fuckin WEIRD to be labeled either "bad" or "good"!

[@weekendmom]

There was a sketch on the Muppet Show where couches, TVs, and lamps came to life and ate their owners. I guess furniture eating humans was more of a common theme back in the 70s.

[@ComputerLearning0]

Those ridiculous hands at 15:16 and then 15:23 seriously crack me up, and the dude is so calm as she breaks off his little bone hands. It's movies like this that keep me coming back time and time again. This is great stuff :)

[@Dreadjaws]

I like how the bed story starts with a demon living in a tree and instead of going the easy route and saying "Oh, someone made a bed out of the tree's wood" they made all this ridiculously convoluted junk about the wind, the girl and the false man.

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

Drugs made writers WAY more creative back then…😂

[@bones22j]

The guy that gets his hands eaten, I wanted him to say "aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this" to the bed.

[@AdamYGO6893]

Please don't be gone for this long again. :'( I was lost without your reviews.

[@cuckoophendula8211]

+Scooter13101 And yet another reason to dislike Foodfight.

[@prakkari]

Once I worked on sketch episodes in Iceland and two of the sketches were named “The towel of death” and “The shoes of death” One about a towel that strangled people and the other about shoes that took the control and ran with the victims in front of cars or off a cliff. Much more realistic and scary than this.

[@zachcraig2459]

His deadpan emotionless one liners are hilarious

[@JIVETURKEY600]

Why was the Skeleton Hands that CLEAN...lol I was laughing so hard at that part lol

[@drmattconrad77]

Thank you for coming back. I'm sure it is a lot of work and I appreciate you doing it. This is one of my favorite channels on KZbin and I missed you. Thanks again

[@FanboyFlicks]

+Matthew Conrad Thanks Matthew

[@thatonekidinschoolwhoeatsglue]

+FanboyFlicks dude you are awesome

[@mishkikistrengthoftheearth4933]

please never stop this show,one of the funiest and best movie review channels on the internet.

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

When the apples come out of the bed, after being "digested", there are clearly teeth marks in the apple cores. If it was just chemically digested, shouldn't the surfaces be more rounded.

[@andrew12bravo21]

If that's what bothers you about this flick then I don't really know what to say!

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

You know *damn well* that you’re in the wrong movie for this sort of common sense question…😂

[@StriderRyu7]

Man,you're back!!!! Ready to laugh my head off @ your reviews... Welcome back...:D

[@__-wm9lu]

What do you mean he is back?

[@StriderRyu7]

Owen Payne He took quite a break,that's all.I thought all these movies took a toll on him...X_X

[@__-wm9lu]

StriderRyu7 He always post one video a month go back and most of his video are a month apart.

[@FanboyFlicks]

+StriderRyu7 Thanks!

[@StriderRyu7]

+FanboyFlicks Just keep that top notch quality,Mark.Awesome stuff,as always.

[@xisumavoid]

What a ridiculous movie lol i did like the scenes of things being decomposed in yellow though, that had quite a striking image about it. Any idea what exactly they did to achieve that? Great video as always :-)

[@ShamrockParticle]

xisumavoid Acid and yellow food coloring and hydrochloric acid

[@spiritbx1337]

Probably some kind of acid. Doesn't even need to be that strong depending on what you want to dissolve, if you create a prop out of a material that dissolves easily in one type of acid( like prop flesh around a prop bone hand), You can probably get a cool shot of the prop flesh quickly dissolving. Either that or this whole film was just used as an excuse to buy a bunch of hydro-chloric acid for some nefarious purposes...

[@kaiokendo]

this is shit production value JUST BUY GALLONS OF SPRITE THEN YOU HAVE THE RESULT,IS THAT CHEAP

[@thesuperdoge2476]

I- i did not expect you of all people here

[@hamupinhere]

Reminds me of the work of Andres Serrano.

[@nadiacash7996]

Watched this and thought it was hilarious! Your commentary made it even funnier Mark.

[@johansmallberries9874]

Fun fact: the skelly hand man is the dad on Boy meets world.

[@hopegambles5698]

Good eye!! I so thought he looked vaguely familiar

[@zakiyabambozzle2933]

Now I see it

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Im glad he improved and got a bigger role (?)

[@Glorfendil]

It's William Russ, apparently his first apparition (luckily he got better), he was (and still is ) in a lot of series (I love his role in a 80's serie called Wise guy) and he played in American History X

[@DrMurdercock]

Mark has provided me with COUNTLESS HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT over the years and just hope he is doing great in real life. Love these videos. Love ya, Mark!

[@alanlugo2658]

This channel may have a low amount of subscribers, n may not get a lot of views but i overall enjoy these movie reviews more than any other movie reviewer. Keep up the great job, also review Pixels by Adam sandler

[@FanboyFlicks]

+Alan Lugo Thanks Alan, I'll check that one out once I can get an HD copy of it

[@dodecagon]

***** Hey... do you think you can check out that movie "Gunked" I told you about a couple years ago..

[@judsonsouza6239]

I think you mean Pixels by Chris Columbus. Adam Sandler is the main male lead, not the director.

[@alanlugo2658]

+Judson Souza yeah but first thing that comes to mind is a crappy adam sandler film

[@AlexanderMafia]

He is the best reviewer on KZbin

[@Atlas_Gaming_BR]

This guy is hilarious. Love it when he reenacts scenes he finds make no sense by making it funnier. Keep doing the good work.

[@themoldycrow4890]

Pretty picky eater that bed, doesn't even eat the cores.

[@sebastiansochanski]

@@AnthonyBC93 I do.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

@@AnthonyBC93 I do.

[@lurchlogan]

The bit that Comedian Patton Oswalt does in his stand up about this movie is Hilarious!! 🤣🤣

[@chrino21]

The Cleveland Cinematheque resurrected this movie and had a special showing, with the Director present. He claimed he'd totally forgotten he had made the movie.

[@BBI_Strange_Agent]

He must have taken ALL the drugs during production.

[@Pooby1000]

Of all the SBIG movie guys on YT, this one is the most RE-watchable. I've watched almost all of mark's videos multiple times.

[@Slavenmierech]

Hands down my favourite channel, no idea how I found you but absolutely love your videos and dry sense of humour

[@scottfitzpatrick1939]

The direction on the hands scene is truly worthy of further study

[@Pinka13]

I actually got an ad for a mattress company in the suggestions 😂

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

🤣

[@AquamentusLives]

Spoiler: he’s still doing this and it’s almost 2020

[@maxbrandt6]

Good for Mark, James from Cinemasicare is *still* doing the Angry Video Game Nerd (and other stuff) the Nostalgia Critic is still around, why not Bad Movies?! The Cinema Snob is still finding cinematic turds to review and mock after how many years?! There is plenty of film poo to review for 2020. How about a review of Heart Beeps or that Raggedy Ann and Andy movie no one remembers....except me?

[@tysond64]

Now that you mentioned the possibility of all the objects in the house being possessed by rivaling demons, I'm upset that that wasn't the movie we got instead of this piece of shit. I think pretty much everyone would rather see that...

[@RadieschenVonOben]

Yes, yes, YES! Like a dark spin-off of the Beauty and the Beast! Where that chipped cup is like damien (from the Omen)!

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

+RadieschenVonOben Beauty and the Beast was a spin off of itself. It had bestiality, ha.

[@SpockLover27]

@@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL No it didn't xD

[@Broncosport72]

Just now seeing this old review. This made me think I would like to see Mark's take on Killer Sofa or Rubber!

[@ianfindly3257]

Hey, I say fuck remaking this flick! .. . even in view of how flawed it is. THIS flick does indeed have a weird eerrie creepy truly dreamlike quality that I admire and value, .. . and which could not be simply duplicated and would be lost in any fuckin remake. THAT's a problem with remakes and a reason I'm against them, even of so called "bad" films, .. . when you remake a movie just to correct it's imperfections - to iron out it's kinks so to speak - you also, in the process, LOSE it's COOL QUALITIES which can't be duplicated.

[@skulldini1766]

Shazbat!

[@joshuafinlayson6195]

I would love to see a cross over between this film and nightmare on elm street where the bed lures people to sleep on it then when they dream Freddy Krueger will kill them.

[@augustwest5356]

the screenshot you use for this video sums it up perfectly. he just stares at his the bones and just casually decides "meh". i dont think anyone on earth would react the way he did in that situation. its so nonchalant when he decides to just snap off his skelehands.

[@Mislav24]

This is one of my favorite reviews that you've done. So funny and creative. Especially the comment about munching, and about the parents' reasoning to keep the bed LOL Yes, the acting in the movie is basically non-existent. Keep up the great work. Would you mind reviewing "The Ninth Gate" next, please?

[@oompie815]

Great to have you back, dude. I hope youll upload videos regurlarly.

[@robinlinh]

I laugh so hard at this. I just go on a marathon of your review videos. How you say thing and you expression are the best

[@dwk1986]

please don't get burned out. I love these reviews and you are really good and entertaining. keep up the good work!

[@UnbelievableOdyssey]

Never stop this.. This show is awesome..

[@kngofthenrth3310]

Stephen Unsworth he can't stop

[@Zbomb96]

I thought you were gone dude, glad you haven't your one of my Favorite youtube channels, i know you don't get videos out too much but when you do they are real quality, good work brother

[@shannonholt5343]

Your shirt collection is OUTSTANDING

[@MaKiNITHaPPeN0]

Dude you deserve millions of subscribers! Your fucking awesome! :D

[@luciusfucius]

+MaKiNITHaPPeN0 He knows.

[@bobthegracious9432]

***** Let me ask you something.Do you want bad videos but often or good videos not so often

[@kx3z]

+BobTheGracious I agree so much with you

[@dodecagon]

***** I feel that statement, yet he does release great videos...

[@FanboyFlicks]

+MaKiNITHaPPeN0 Thanks!

[@TheMightyCookieShow]

For what it's worth, Mark...your show brings a lot of joy to not only me, but my family also.

[@slug2082]

Finally you're back I've been aching for another episode!!😊😀😁

[@Enjoymentboy]

I don't know if it was a remake of this movie or not but a few years ago i saw a movie very similar where a group of people were stuck on a large bed and if they got off the bed they died. It was equally bad and almost understandable but it had that "Trainwreck" quality to it where i just couldn't turn away no matter how much i wanted to.

[@HEDGE1011]

Oh Hai Mark! Thanks for this review, it's one of your best. I saw "Death Bed The Bed That Eats" years ago and had forgotten about it until this review. It's a classic of bizarre terrible cinema. Keep up the good work, and if you want a truly weird movie to review take a look at the ultra-obscure and truly strange gem "The Manchu Eagle Murder Caper Mystery". It's not easy to find but it's easily as weird as "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats" only with chickens.

[@CottonCandy-kr7nz]

When Mark pretended to be the mayor, I hit the like button so fast

[@js100serch]

It would have made more sence if the bed was made by the wood from the damned tree. O.o

[@anikmonette2140]

Not only that, they should have showed scenes of the parents are getting crazy and unexplainably attracted to the bed A cool thing would be, since it's a bed, it gives dreams and memories of their dead daughter, so they eventually get lost in their minds and once they are at the peak of their vulnerability, the bed eats them! Someone should remake this, and I kinda want to write the script. ; )

[@TotallyNotJustCynical]

I thought that's what he was going to say the bed was made from when he showed the tree and then it's just the fucking wind, like really?

[@facethestrange15yearsago81]

@@anikmonette2140 See, that I'd watch.

[@impaeratorae6766]

I like the consistency in the feel of your reviews, I also don't understand why I find these reviews funny, but I find them hilarious.

[@justing1474]

Dude, in this ‘current climate’ I found you and loving yr shows, keep up this good work x

[@I407D0Minator]

Hey Mark, glad your back. I've been watching your old reviews over and over.

[@Shroctopus]

honestly his sarcasm is epic, As i am a very sarcastic person myself its a breath of fresh air.

[@loopedchris2231]

These are my favourite videos on KZbin atm! Really entertaining!

[@Ivy_-vi6tv]

Plz never go away for that long You are hilarious! 🙏🏼😃

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

I was waiting so long for another video! Finally! I had to re watch your videos over and over again.

[@sherifelsharkawyful]

I hear the Bed got an Academy Award nomination for best supporting actor, he definitely put up a performance worthy of that of Marlon Brando in "The Godfather."

[@SuperPeterok]

The strange munching sounds was the best dialogue

[@mcharrison23]

Imagine, this thing played in theaters, somewhere, and people drove to see it..

[@kimperry7267]

Mark you're hilarious! Don't quit ever!

[@SamnissArandeen]

"Death Bed: The Bed That Eats" is up there with "Trainwreck" for most honest film title ever.

[@KurtAnderson812]

Thank you thank you thank you, finally a new review! I've watched all the others way too many times.

[@oscarwildeadmire]

So thrilled you are coming back! You got a huge fan in Japan!!! Hope you can consider reviewing Death Becomes Her or Scream series in 90s. Those may not be qualified as really bad movies, but I think it might be interesting to reveiw them.Keep up the good work, really, missed you a lot. This is indeed one of my favorite channels!!

[@saintbabylon7250]

I'm going to have to watch your 90's Captain America review after this. That one is too funny no matter how many times I see it.

[@irenec8361]

Loved this! The first review of yours I've seen and let me compliment: LOVE IT! Very funny. New subscriber :)

[@spam3279]

I'd like to see a 'How BAD is Legend of a Kung Fu Rabbit?'. Damn that'd be good.

[@eddiebruv]

The bed decorked the wine bottle, drank the contents and then shoved the cork back into the bottle.

[@LostNbound]

The brother who's hands melted off actually went on to have a decent acting career. Can't remember his name though, but I recognize his face.

[@sailorcosmos82]

He was the dad on Boy Meets World

[@SuperPeterok]

What else did he do?

[@chunkybabbit5734]

@@SuperPeterok William Russ. He was pretty prevalent on tv in the late 80s and early 90s. Shows like Wise Guy and Tour of duty. I even noticed him in a recent episode of 9-1-1. One of those kind of forgotten actors

[@whitegoodman1133]

@@chunkybabbit5734 He's the dad from Boy Meets World and American History X as well

[@murazor5142]

I'm so glad you uploaded today. This is exactly what I needed on the first day back to school. Your reviews always make me laugh!

[@coleslaw9181]

THIS flick is TOO fuckin WEIRD to be labeled either "bad" or "good"!

[@dragonaffliction23]

I can't believe I'm just now finding your videos but these are great! You're hilarious.

[@facethestrange15yearsago81]

I wanna know why a bed that eats by digesting is even *making* munching sounds?

[@AndrewAnstrom]

Fun fact: the guy that seemingly has no pain receptors in his hands was the dad on boy meets world

[@ivyg6178]

How did the bed digest the champagne from the glass bottle without even removing the cork? It must be pretty cunning.

[@AdrianJimenez70]

I just found this channel and it is hilarious!!! I have been watching his videos for hours and I can't stop laughing!

[@sleepyazathoth5238]

I don't fucking care if you don't put videos weekly, just keep the quality, it's worth the wait :D By the way, Stephen King wrote a story about a killer couch that eat shit, it's a fun short story.

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+The Wilfred Do you know the name of the short story?

[@FanboyFlicks]

+The Wilfred Thanks bud!

[@xX2LifeAndDeath3Xx]

Oh man i enjoy your videos so so so so much. You deserve way more views than you get.

[@giglebebo]

Why don't you create a Patreon? I would gladly support you. I always have a good time watching your videos.

[@benjiwis5228]

LOL totally forgot i was subscribed to you! It's like almost a year since i watched you! Yes! Now there is so much more to watch! And im so happy i subscribed! You are fucking hilarious!

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

People actually defend this monstrosity of a movie!?

[@coleslaw9181]

It's called DIFFERENCE OF OPINION you jerk

[@leons.kennedy5353]

@@coleslaw9181 This isn't opinion, it's SO GOD DAMN BAD!

[@ianfindly3257]

Sheeeeesh! .. . WHAT, in Heaven's name, did THIS movie DO to YOU?! . .. sexually abuse you when you were five years old or something?!! And this flick at least certainly appears to have a highly imaginative and original concept, and THAT should definitely count for something and earn it some props what? .. . in this world of rip-offs and "reboots" and shit.

[@leons.kennedy5353]

@@ianfindly3257 imaginative? Yes. Original? Without a doubt. Decent. God No. I just call em like I see em' pal, and it's fiercely apparent that they just didn't care with this movie, so no, it didn't 'sexually abuse me' but it was terrible. There. Just cause it was creative doesn't give it brownie points.

[@ianfindly3257]

@@leons.kennedy5353 Well, I was actually addressing the MAIN (who called the flick a "monstrosity") guy with THAT remark. I duno, I had the impression that the flick was supposed to be kind of FUNNY (at certain POINTS at least).

[@Madcrackanut]

The payoff with the skeleton hands was fucking gold, glad to see you back!!

[@jgredova302]

You should review The Gingerbread Man horror movie.

[@TZerot0]

John Gredova Gingerdead man?

[@jgredova302]

+TZerot0 yes that one. Forgot the title

[@Vinlandman1228]

good thing you're back, I started to watch all of your other videos and when I was done I was like what will I do?

[@tonikavorkias5296]

Two Mafia guys play cards on a bed... 😳

[@MrAb620]

"10/10 would bang" omg so funny😂😂😂 so happy you're back mark I'm doing a fanboy flicks marathon for the rest of the night

[@thecolourfulpill]

A remake of that movie might be actually pretty cool, if done right.

[@TerrenceNowicki]

Plus it could have an MCU-style sequel tease after the credits which introduces the Rapestove.

[@christinawilkephillips7684]

the mayor demands action about the munching sounds....that joke cracked me up :-P

[@adrianf2065]

An upload.... Holy shit

[@audreybeale753]

This episode actually made me laugh out loud. Very good :)

[@TheBeatKeeper]

One of the reasons for the cult following is because comedian Patton Oswalt included it in one of his bits.

[@meangene2400]

Memory foam never forgets

[@SuperPineapplejones]

The only thing I can think of is Patton Oswald now

[@addn1713]

FINALLY. GOSH YOU NEED TO UPLOAD MORE!!!!!! PLS UR VIDEOS MAKE ME HAPPY KINDA LIKE HAPPY MEALS.

[@joegreenwell5476]

Can you do The Last Airbender or Jurassic Park 3?

[@joegreenwell5476]

I thought so too, but I figured I would suggest it.

[@jayblade2000]

+Joe Greenwell Moisterize me

[@penguinreloaded7756]

Jurassic Park 3 is solid. Much better than The Lost World.

[@stardog62]

The movie has a 1977 copyright date, but it looks more like something from the late sixties or early seventies.

[@ravendjaxis]

this was a case of me looking for that other death bed movie, finding this one, and digesting both on the same day. this one is leaps and bounds better than the full moon adjacent more modern one. for me, why i love this movie isn't the so bad angle. it has an aesthetic and feel to it that could have only come from the 70's, and i respect that. on a film making level my favorite movies are the ones that cannot be imitated and are so purely a product of their times, they are a time capsule. speaking of the devil though, one of my bucket list dreams is to remake death bed as an anthology film series, sandwiching the original movie between shorts that reflect the styles and sensibilities of each generation of films preceding and succeeding the original.

[@kimmiann5690]

I think a lot of people are lost on the fact that the man stuck in the painting is supposed to be Aubrey Beardsley. I think that adds a whole new level of appreciation for this movie.

[@Nyg5618]

The was an episode of a show called “Monsters”. Used to be on on Saturday nights in the 90s right before tails from the dark side. In the episode the guy fed girls to his monster bed.