How Bison spends his Fathers Day.

Yes! Yes!

[@Darkmage1293]

Moral of the Story: Never become a father unless you want M. Bison to kill you.

[@furnoprime9439]

Fire Emblem fathers in a nutshell. You're either a bastard or a soon-to-be deadman

[@alexanderavila4662]

Evil wife would try to get you in child support but they wouldn’t last long because Bison is probably gonna be like “what is it with you women anyways” and obliterate your wife

[@ricsouza5011]

hes not a motherfucker, hes a fatherkiller

[@flowrepins6663]

@@alexanderavila4662 bison fight for mgtows

[@C.C.N]

Moral of the story: Still be a father, just don't give birth to M. Bison

[@Jesterman]

Massive props to whoever on the show's staff saw this scene of M. Bison taunting people about murdering their families and said "Let's give it a sick ass guitar riff".

[@natural_law]

Absolute legend

[@kentardi]

I love this observation, so good

[@Mayhzon]

The entire thing is a giant comedy sketch. Amazing spirit media was infused with in the 90's. I miss it so much. Everything is ugly and spiteful now. lol

[@tykamen5588]

0:18 gotta love how Chun-Li goes for a flying kick and then cuts to her throwing a punch

[@ianfinrir8724]

Recycled animation. Isn't it great?

[@elmagnifico1]

😂😂 NO! NO!

[@CarbonNut]

The whole series had inconsistencies 😂

[@Xylarxcode]

Step 1: *enter with flying kick* Step 2: *transition into a punch you whiff* Step 3: *after whiffed punch and kick, instantly teleport 7 foot away from your opponent* Step 4: *get dropped on by your opponents dive bomb move* The Chun-Li school of fighting. They don't get many students...

[@idk2167]

Also bison teleported like 6 feet away from her, also cammy dissapeared

[@flarestorm9417]

0:11 I love how Cammy is giving an emotional speech about how Bison ruined her life, then she's immediately cut off by being casually thrown on the floor and knocked out.

[@jajafeedyns8082]

His throw damage in the SF2 era hurts like asphalt.

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

Fucked her neck up, REAL good, from the looks of it!

[@massgunner4152]

Bison skips the cutscenes in real life

[@cheetochinpo]

For him it was only Tuesday

[@DioBrando-qr6ye]

The animation and the drawings are terrible. Apparently Capcom doesn't care about who they licence their proprieties.

[@FredSmithen]

"I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it" Hahahaha

[@trevortyrrell175]

I can't stop laughing at that line.

[@Truthallday]

Goated 💯

[@tiendungle2465]

you still alive bro

[@cursedryona6265]

As cheesy as the 90's movie and cartoon were, I do love the consistent theme of Bison just having committed so many murders that at this point he doesn't even remember why they're such a big deal in the first place.

[@c.galindo9639]

He is a great evil villain

[@oz_jones]

"do you have any idea how little it narrows it down?"

[@InfernosReaper]

@@oz_jones and of course, "but for me, it was Tuesday"

[@coladict]

I'm trying to imagine Bison whining about how he killed his father.

[@thealliance4102]

Frieza never kill his father he both killed peoples fathers

[@mitchfletcher2386]

Well, he'd be whining to himself.

[@auditect950]

You mean like Kylo Ren?

[@NarffetWerlz]

"I could have killed him a lot harder *sniff*."

[@SirMarshalHaig]

I´m sure he would in front of a judge, asking for mercy as he grew up without a father.

[@AleksKwisatz]

>America translating anime: replaces all instances of "die" and "kill" with "destroy" so that parents won't get shocked by the language. >America writing their own cartoons for children: "I killed my own father too and you don't hear me whining about it"

[@darude6250]

@Harper Swan Only i can beat my own children

[@darude6250]

@Harper Swan it's like no one can insult him other than me balbalblalbal anime shit

[@randomboys1000]

Do you not realize that every company has their own policy? Has nothing to do with being American

[@nigralurker]

This cartoon uses 'destroy' a lot. I think this is the only time they referred to someone as killed. In fact, I believe its because the censoring was ' you can't say kill them/her/him but you can refer that someone has been killed'

[@marielalescano1076]

The dub for the anime film leaves Vega's line "My hobby is to slowly peel the skin of the rabbits I catch, especially cute little bunnies like you!" intact, so americanized Street Fighter has been mostly faithful to the source.

[@SnipeMD]

At least Bison remembers killing Chun-Li's father this time. Small steps towards progress.

[@timbo_homeslice]

Honestly, by the way he says it, I just assumed he made a lucky guess.

[@jamesroad316]

He killed too many fathers. You can't expect him to remember every one of them

[@flowrepins6663]

He never forgot he knew it was on a tuesday

[@flowrepins6663]

​@@jamesroad316he knew the day, he did it on tuesdays.

[@jamesroad316]

@@flowrepins6663 but he can't remember who

[@nicandknacksandseans]

God, what with this and “Tuesday”, I think bison has the best Over-the-top villain lines in history!

[@maldon3659]

Don't forget "Yes!"

[@josephjoestarrequiem-bub1340]

Is it just a beautiful coincidence im seeing this on a Tuesday

[@frankhorrigan1508]

@@maldon3659 and don't forget his speech about why he wanted to create supersoldiers from the Live action movie.

[@Cavebot64]

"I killed my father too, But you don't hear me whining about it!" kills me every time

[@randomcenturion7264]

It also killed their fathers

[@josephkerr7820]

I could easily hear the magnificent Raúl Juliá delivering this line in that terrible live-action Street Fighter movie.

[@masterbison8957]

OF COURSE ! It would've been delicious !

[@greenlanterncantake]

Such a great line!

[@greenlanterncantake]

Raul might even be a better bison than the manga! Lol

[@crashpal]

and for him it would be Tuesday

[@henrlima87]

Terrible? Nooooooo! Fun and lighthearted.

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

For Bison's father, it was the most important day of his life. For him, it was Tuesday.

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

Sorry I can't resist: For M Bison's father it was the last day of his life, for Bison it was Tuesday.

[@jerryg4534]

Lolol

[@thomasgilbert2266]

There is no need to be sorry

[@wo.959ironwolfcosplay7]

Ah, a man of culture.

[@jamesroad316]

We understand

[@thegamesninja3119]

And he had Tacos.

[@blackpurple9163]

He's the only one who found closure and moved on, we should learn from him

[@TheUKNutter]

This has the same vibes as the “do you have any idea how little that narrows it down” video 😂😂😂

[@xOmniCloudx]

He has a point. He killed T. Hawk's father too and I don't hear him whining about it.

[@vidyabatter]

"I killed my own father too and you don't hear me whining about it."

[@KarateKitty5000]

Bison and Skeletor would get along amazingly well I think.

[@takerhulk3163]

Maybe shredder to lol

[@landonletterman831]

To you, the day I rode into your village was the most _important day of your life!_ To me, it was just Father's Day.

[@Totas_funnynumber]

This guy is comedy gold, and I don't know why...

[@juanatenco453]

If Bison doesn't have a father, nobody else can.

[@flashinmahcash]

Chun Li sounds like she should have a mustache.

[@OmegaTrooper]

MUUUUNSTURRRRRRRRR

[@cunnyman]

You still alive fam?

[@vivanovo]

Are you man enough to fight me?

[@brandonmorris92]

0:23 What an insult.....

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

0:11 ill be honest. Did not see that coming lol These out of context clips are freaking amazing lol

[@Kara_Kay_Eschel]

Some people father's day is a very important day, for him it's a Tuesday.

[@Kara_Kay_Eschel]

I know fathers day is not on a Tuesday. *Can it!*

[@michelebenedetti7507]

this will forever be one of the funniest quotes ever

[@Wavemaninawe]

Bison Sr tried to go home, to be a family man. And his son took that personally.

[@sensudubs4421]

Damn dude, Bison gave them the equal opportunity ass whooping

[@MyDogisEvil]

his logic is flawless

[@pk1645]

0.26 Bison does make a perfectly valid point.

[@ericfisher9513]

This cartoon and the movie was flawed but i have to admit bison had the best lines out of them both

[@jannieswart]

I still can't get over that line. "I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it." I never thought I'd hear that from a bad guy. I don't know whether it's either funny, ironic or darkly humerous.

[@DrBachur]

Cammy got shut down, Jesus.

[@CarlosMedina-mx1jl]

This is one of the best M. Bison quotes of all time, only rivaled by the classic "it was Tuesday" quote

[@jonharrison3114]

The absurd amount of guitar rifts is what sells it

[@Chiller07]

Bison is the only person i know that revels in fatherless stature

[@mr.vargas5648]

"I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it." XD

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

Bro has a vendetta against dads

[@takerhulk3163]

But loves his mother

[@captainpipsqueak9223]

He beats up women. I can respect that.

[@Boredforrealimserious]

Bison is the best even for a bad animated series or a movie he got everything except in 'the legend of chun li '

[@JKYSDidYouSee]

I had no idea that Bison was the original sigma chad

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

"You're not my real dad!" "Say whatever you want son, I still love you." "I'm telling M. Bison!" "You take that back right now!"

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

*M O N S T D U R . Y E W K H I L L E D M A I . . .*

[@batiarcade]

0:31 THE ULTIMATE PYSCHO CRUSHER!!!

[@theplaguegamer6216]

Am I the only who notices when Chun-Li hits the ground it doesn't sound like it? It sounds like someone thumping a watermelon.

[@biddergick2890]

I like how easy he KO's Cammy lmao

[@flowrepins6663]

man: becomes parent bison: so you have choosen death

[@cyriszx]

0:13 Bison : well yes , after all it was Tuesday

[@Doomshroom8]

MHONTHTER

[@R4V3NU5]

Bison is based, holy fuck 😯

[@limelightraver5690]

I can definitely picture him brutally murdering her father earlier that morning and then completely forgetting about it a few hours later while enjoying an extremely casual meal later that day while eating some lunch like at Taco Bell or something like that because that is how little he gave a shit, for him it would be as common as ordering fast food on a Tuesday around noon and casually relaxing while letting stomach settle, fully satisfied to let meal digest before immediately resuming to brutally do the exact same thing that he had done to Chun Li father earlier that morning to someone else later that afternoon who he probably never remembered ever again as well after that. Believe me, he slept well that night after having a nice dinner that evening, never once ever remembering any of the lives snuffed out by his own hands earlier that day. Because for him... it was just another Tuesday and he had tomorrow’s Wednesday schedule to look forward to before casually repeating the whole thing all over again for the rest of the week.

[@YoYoVideosFun]

Tuesday Monger

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

“What is it with you women?!” M. Basedson

[@Abominatrix650]

M. Bison is just raw villain and I love that about him!

[@Skeletone56]

"You killed my father!" Bison: So what? I did too! You're nothing special

[@yusufkeremcandan-rh8tp]

Bison fr hit them with the "Bison killed my father too! You're not special"

[@xdevantx5870]

"For you, the day Bison graced your village, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

[@tsunami729]

*man walks in* Bison: Let me guess…I killed your father too? Man: Hello…my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[@Garlicbreadsupremacist631]

Except this time the odds are significantly more against bison

[@The-Famous-Davis]

The dialogue was terrible but it’s amazing at the same time. Dictator gave 0 fucks! 😂😭🤣

[@dolomitilino9015]

Bison is like on of the tallest characters in SF so Cammy must be fucking huge

[@Emberson-9000]

Well, there are taller characters even in this era of Street Fighter. Sagat being one of them.

[@nachosrule6985]

@@Emberson-9000 Isn't Sagat like 7'5"?

[@Emberson-9000]

@@nachosrule6985 I don't remember, but that could be true. The guy is by far one of the tallest characters in the series.

[@andrzejpe5891]

But... Cammy is Bison

[@dolomitilino9015]

@@andrzejpe5891 but…she’s not his height

[@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414]

I can understand Bison's exhaustion. Cammy comes in, kicks him and says "You killed my parents blablabla..." Then when he thinks he's done with her, Chun-Li flies in, tries to kick him and "You killed my father blablabla".

[@mglll9342]

Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha LoL 😂 Bison is an Absolute Beast 🔥❤️🤭🤣 👏👏👏 .

[@jerryesque3747]

Man, this line is perfect. Hilarious yet its something a villain like bison would say.

[@MisterJonesification]

Besides the ridiculous dialogue, gotta love the cheesy 90s guitar riff lol.

[@natural_law]

Ccheesy? Nah...

[@bigmikc]

Love that Bison genuinely doesn't know what all the fuss is about. After all it was just a Tuesday.

[@Kira22558]

Bison is best dad

[@TheSolGuy]

Lmao I swear, I keep getting this same scene in my recommended, but it's just longer clips of the same scene. KZbin really just has a way of bringing hilarity to my recommended.

[@greymask20]

Чун Ли: МОНСТР ТЫ УБИЛ МОЕГО ОТЦА! М.Байсон: А что тут такого? Своего я тоже убил)))

[@Henry-kz4gn]

Bison is goals.

[@brandonmorris92]

Can someone make a 1 hour video of Bison saying, "Ahh!" when he backs away?

[@greghannibal]

They all seem so stiff when they should look super flexible.

[@NarffetWerlz]

As doofy as this cartoon was, they really captured the psycho aspect of Bison.

[@josephjoestarrequiem-bub1340]

These lines are crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@50percentpotato29]

Bison showing he doesn't discriminate against fathers:

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"To you, it was the most traumatic and defining day of your life, but to me, it was thuesday"

[@kemmy15]

at least people visit bison on fathers day T_T

[@hinrei1986]

This entire series is gold af.

[@creeperbros-dg9jr]

Bison casually beating women that he orphaned with the power of the gura gura no mi

[@garthdavis4320]

Bison must've had a bad childhood.

[@georgekim797]

For him, it was Tuesday

[@captaintristan1176]

"You are bad guy but that doesn't mean you are bad guy." Zan Gief

[@GEEKFREAK01]

I got this in my reccomend page & father's day is tomorrow.. that'll do algorithm

[@stevengreen9536]

Cammy: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!! M.BISON: Technically am your father.

[@tshelby123]

What is it would you women I killed my father too you don't hear me whining about it Best Line in the series

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

I love how Cammy magically disappears after Chun Li comes in.

[@helloidharbl6753]

Bison has murdered so many fathers that at this point his reaction to getting confronted is; "lol, lmao" 😅

[@WrathMilten]

Only version of chun who can't anti air

[@therizinosaurus214]

This line and ... it was Tuesday... are great fun villian lines

[@Omni-King2099]

The way chun-li hit her head on the floor, Bison gave no fuks😂

[@allanarnold3619]

Heres me thinking that bison made them women mad by asking them to go back in the kitchen and leave the fighting to the men 😂😂😂

[@alexshapsenzon254]

hit her with that psychocrusher in the end.

[@AndrewDavie-er3ug]

I guess this how he dealt with his parents when he was sent to his room without dinner.

[@mashu_sukotto]

Bison: your my clone Cammy so I am your dad

[@stephenbanyar1874]

Should've stayed in England, perhaps they'd give you a shiny new set of benefits and services, Cammy!

[@Yokyle4356]

M bison been making orphan since the '90s legend says he is Anakin Skywalker father😂

[@nEo7ization]

Bison believes that revolution begins at home

[@neon-neku]

kazuya and igniz would be proud

[@resif4n]

Chun didn't even make an effort to move out of the way

[@YouVSMeTV]

I swear bison has the best lines of most villains.

[@jaysonlikes]

Based Bison

[@daisukegori2112]

Bison slaughtered his entire village and stole the secrets to psycho power.

[@GZilla311]

I can’t fault his logic.