How Black People Train You On The Job 😂

[@killakay]

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[@maniac9554]

Bro ur HILARIOUS! Wish you nothin but success in the future ❤️

[@ngualw]

Do one where all the brothas bunch up and talk real loud at work

[@cedes3st]

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[@geezydope5302]

You be on point with them Walmart videos 😂😂😂

[@dantezwojtylko8429]

You think I’m finna barricade a door, bitch I’m gone. 😭😭😂 dawg

[@darrylmac6150]

"You wanna waste some time, do it their way" is the most accurate sentence I think I've heard in a long time

[@teekamills2117]

Facts ‼️

[@darrondoss8660]

😂 😂

[@dogmechanix]

That's how I get my OT from the vendor im working for.

[@original21748]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Skyverb]

Spot on.

[@Rachel-xg7hs]

When he said “I ain’t gonna tell you wrong” I felt a deep trust develop. I believe him for real.

[@teeteegay]

Sounds like Pops

[@mrlogick1098]

😂😂😂

[@jahjahnumba6126]

Proceeds to tell you wrong 🤣🤣🤣

[@PrincessAfrica3]

@@jahjahnumba6126 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beccf.s.8012]

Lmao

[@mvs6380]

Few years back I got a job as a machine operator. My trainer was a black dude, and was exactly like this. He told me all the ins and outs and all that. Within like a week I felt like I worked there like 15 years. Best trainer ever.

[@ghettotheorator]

🤣😂

[@drelocs2878]

Lol it’s always us the majority of the time who train people like this. “I ain’t gon tell you wrong” Lmao 🤣

[@fetusbuddha3908]

Lol

[@JERZEECHYCK]

This is so true, love it

[@Gg232455]

It cuz we care! 🥳

[@calicocritterscrafts886]

We all need trainers like this!! Real world rather than “by the book” when “the book” was written by people who never did the job a day in their life!

[@LiskoIllustrations]

THIS 🙌🏻

[@saraisaldana2309]

SO TRUE. Worked in retail for a bit over 4 years. I used to be an Assistant Manager at a grocery store. I always trained my new hires like this guy does. In my experience, you build a way better team this way. In my department, everyone actually told me they enjoyed having me as a boss. And you could tell by how they worked. Hated the job, but loved my co-workers.

[@raggedyhaggity250]

@@saraisaldana2309 i wish i actually met co-workers like yall

[@jaybae7315]

Yup

[@RaggedyFun]

Absolutely not. These "trainers" are covering their butts by getting everyone's hands dirty. And don't think they won't throw you under the bus when "Jeff" starts asking questions. 👀

[@shortblockflexinit5219]

Don't we all love it when "Jeff" and "Regional" aren't around? 😄

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

Every business has a "Jeff" who thinks they run shit when really everyone just avoids them like the plague because their decisions don't matter anyway. Attention to every "Jeff" out there: You're just an annoying but ultimately inconsequential obstacle and everyone knows it. Get over yourself and stop making a shit job even shittier. Even Regional doesn't like you despite the fact they're the only ones you try to impress or help out. Just approve the time off ya dingus.

[@dialankford7088]

😂😂😂

[@PersonaXlll]

I know a "Geoff" that's a branch chief or section chief literally cant stop laughing at how true this is

[@bluescorpion7]

Reginald

[@KayNBeeTV]

,😂😂😂😂

[@dillonb5317]

Killa so realistic with it, caught myself nodding to the video like he was training me

[@benm6139]

For real tho!!

[@totoroid]

mannerisms from a perceptive killa

[@patriotsfan7178]

Precise

[@Remedi88]

😅💯💯

[@GrammarSplaining]

1:04 This guy has actually got me smoking again he makes it look so tasty

[@LoRealist17]

“You really think I’m gon be worried about barricading a door.. Bitch I’m gone”🤣🤣🤣😭

[@chiefaborigine242]

😂😂😂 and be fired from work afterwards for not following protocol...shame

[@jb9494]

Bruh all jobs got them dumbass barricade and hide? Man hell nah man I’m running out the back

[@tavilyfeofmusic]

Me in security like I'm gone be the 1st one out when the fed come looking for me! Think I'm carry all this equipment during any incident ✌🏾😂😂🤣

[@GrammarSplaining]

2:17 active shooter I LAUGHED. We do the active shooter scenario in safety meetings at downtown CORPORATE. I can just see us as our own SNL skit if it actually happened.

[@melljones8876]

On me I was 💀💀💀 soon as he said that shyt

[@isras6702]

He's actually training us all for that job we didn't even know we was getting 😆

[@rising_phoenix333]

Facts

[@hewhobattles8869]

"What experience do you have working retail?" Well I watched this KZbin video. That help? "No we can't hire you. You're overqualified."

[@FactStorm]

LMAO

[@queenbyhim3574]

ACTIVE SHOOTER 😆 🤣 😂 HEY REAL TALK BETTER HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO SAVE YOURSELF

[@kamielheeres8687]

Without guys like these, the entire economy would grind to a halt.

[@iSoaring]

True 😭

[@always_serpico]

💯

[@lonemaus562]

Yet they get treated like shit it’s crazy

[@IceSkateUpHilll]

Haha forreals!!

[@WillBlindYouWithLight]

TRUE

[@evolutionmax9791]

*Black employees care, they want you too survive until you find a better job.....!*

[@whiskeyonice9998]

Amen baby he giving you the tea while you look for something else

[@mcbdllc136]

Man str8 facts we don't do the snitching i done been with people who damaged company vehicles didn't say shiii

[@drnapalm7605]

Facts, they were the only ones at the walmart I worked at that werent toxic bottom feeders like everyone else, and im white

[@TheTenCentStory]

@@drnapalm7605 So you are a bottom feeder?

[@Him_Downstairs36]

And old white ones too lol

[@zuhalter0071]

"Now if you tryin' to go ahead and waste some time, do it their way." Spoken like an hourly worker if I've ever heard one! 🤣

[@MuerteMorrison]

That's how my mom talks lmao

[@Vintersemestre00]

Lol but seriously, it shouldn't take 30-40 mins to make a bale. If you're alone and hurrying, you can get one done in ten minutes or maybe less. Problem is everyone seems to know when the baler is empty and they all show up with their cardboard the second you go to tag the bale.

[@childpeanut5095]

@@Vintersemestre00 or when there’s no free handjacks to move the pallet :))))))

[@elbone4114]

go ahead go home than clock out lol

[@RhyperiorRanger]

@@Vintersemestre00 shiiiiiiiit at my old job don’t nobody know how to make a bale unless they’re 20-30 minutes away from clocking out 😂 then all of a sudden it’s “Oh don’t worry I’ll get it!”

[@ARC117Studios]

As someone that's worked at Wal-Mart for years, I can 100% confirm this is how I train people. (I'm not black, but I was trained by a few of the coolest black dudes ever, so I took what I learned from them and apply it with every trainee 😎)

[@pratiya2132]

😐

[@michellegriff13]

Same! I was trained by an older black lady at JC Penney and older black man for a cs call center job and I took all those people and training skills with me. They made work WORTH DOING AND SO MUCH FUN! Couldn't be near them when upper management was around though cause we couldn't stop laughing.

[@fallentitan7704]

@@pratiya2132 what’s the emoji for

[@ARC117Studios]

@True Knight I had to be trained to learn how to train, if you know what I mean. Pain was worth the game 🤣

[@ozzyfromspace]

As a black person, I can confirm that I have indeed mastered the art of walking that fine line between laziness and extreme efficiency 😂. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do. You the man, Kay.

[@k-im]

Managers swear you slackin but can’t say shit cause the work gets done 💀💀

[@DankBirdGang52]

I do that shit too. I get to wander around, but shit gets done when it needs to be, and when they call me I'm there.

[@m0rlana]

Right! I learn the right way and then I rewrite my. Procedure manual. Make it more concise so I have time to do other things. I can do all my work before 11 AM the rest of the day is just responding to stuff. Easy Peezy

[@Tubbs777]

make sure you complete the new CBL

[@TriciawiththeTRUTH]

What's the saying...."Lazy" people will solve all the companies efficiency problems cuz they wanna work smarter. Many companies don't wanna hear it though, cuz they're fine with the status quo. We could be saving companies so much money 😁

[@alexanderhanksx]

“I ain’t gon tell ya wrong” Guys like this make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside for some reason

[@annewoods1443]

Because you KNOW you can trust them. Fr.

[@willskywalk]

I'm one of those type of trainers. My thing is I just want all new hires to not feel how I felt when I showed up with no one to show me the real ropes. That way it'll help us both get the jobs done as efficiently as possible without any added stress "by the book dorks" put on you if you mess up lol

[@alexanderhanksx]

@@willskywalk you’re somebody’s hero 🙌

[@willskywalk]

@@alexanderhanksx thanks, I hope so! 🙏🏾

[@edwardelric4975]

That's 50/50. You either got someone looking out for you, or someone who low key would throw you under the bus.

[@juancarlosmejia8514]

“You think if there’s an active shooter ima barricade the doors ? Bitch I’m goneeee” 😭😭😭

[@lilhypnotique]

Right they will be like protect x,y and z. You think I am about you lose my life over this shyt you got insured for more than it, me, and this store worth. Naw, they can have everything in this bitch, including you!

[@skylarmccloud4080]

2 true wat i look like dying for Walmart. So they can collect dead pessant insurance off my dead ass. Fuck daaaat.

[@srianna0416]

I'm surprised they say that

[@gabrielleivie4585]

I know that’s right

[@lovelylady7487]

Oh I Hollered laughing at that part. They gonna put me out the office cause I can't stop!!! Bitch I'm goneeee! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaebranch]

As a manager (who’s boss constantly gives me the responsibility of training new hires), I can confirm that this is 100% true

[@elizabethsessions4486]

Demand that raise, girl.

[@4doorsmorewhors]

You ain't training no one lol

[@Another_Random_Dave]

Him: “You don’t have to do that, that’s 3rd shift” Me: *cries in 3rd shift* 🥲

[@HueyDaKid69]

I swear we 3rd shifters get shat on lol Is that the past tense of shyt?! 😆

[@genevievewalsh2007]

I so feel that

[@Ah_Yote]

Riiiigghhtttt, but at my current job it’s opposite, day shift is waaayyyy more staffed than us so I just be leaving them with a lot of shit to do

[@moballardful]

@@HueyDaKid69 *shitted on

[@JulianBVeel]

@@moballardful nahhhh boy the other hits perfectly

[@sketchybehavi0r]

It's partially for the new guys benefit, but it's mainly so a new employee doesn't come messing up how you got it all setup.

[@kiaharper7172]

🤣🤣

[@k.d.6114]

👍🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾

[@clevelandg09]

Exactly

[@winterbonnie7859]

True lol

[@hoodatheist5549]

The best comment.

[@emericask822]

Nobody: Amazon employees: “Jeff ain’t here today”

[@Cafe-Indy-Kylo]

this is hella funny cuz of the amazon go stores

[@tiffaniemcmillan209]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

Don’t ever work at amazon. Don’t. Shit be like slave labor. You’re a machine, a number.

[@Cts_99]

@@Mikey-ym6ok that’s the line of work you’re in. Good money with little to no qualifications needed.

[@rebeccasoto9592]

Since when is minimum wage good money lol there’s no way I could live on $15! an hour. It wouldn’t even be possible to pay rent on that

[@St.Jamshock]

Lol I‘ve been a supervisor and a labor foreman and can tell you I’ve learned some of my best tricks by giving the laziest person on my job a big task and watch how they come up with the easiest most efficient way to get something done. Truly, work smarter not harder.

[@niles1492]

Man I wish more people saw it that way, thankfully rn most of my co-workers work smart

[@lance8163]

Well said

[@dakota9821]

A worker after my own heart. I too am lazy af.

[@if7723]

Now that's using your toolkit.

[@michaeleaverly7943]

My brother owns a company and legit said the same thing. He finds the laziest person me knows they will find the quickest most efficient way to do something

[@galacticcactus5530]

I miss folks like this. Now it’s just “every man for himself” mentality no matter where you go 😭

[@coldchillin8382]

We out here. You must be in corporate though. 🐍

[@lawrencelord9777]

Facts i train every person like this 😂

[@user-ul9li1gf1n]

Right and they try to tell on you when you do smth wrong

[@jahjahnumba6126]

On god that ain’t thorough lol

[@crystalsingleton8993]

Nail it! Folk are so afraid you will rise above them, so they will tell you wrong purposefully or just won’t you anything and then turn around and snitch on you, make up lies on you. Jealousy is a bad something and too many people out here posses it.

[@Josh-sk9ue]

This shit unlocked a whole fucking PTSD episode for me.

[@fitawrarifitness6842]

Maaaann!! 😩

[@jailpk3d]

Bro when he talked about the bale at the end i remember saying the same shit to new hires when i worked retail god damn

[@iheartlilly118]

YUP

[@natelipscomb6530]

Man....the baler shit I avoided like the plague. I'd rather stuff more shit in it then. Make one

[@porkfriedrice1530]

Makes my heart skip a beat thinking of getting up for that tomorrow morning even tho I’ve been out of retail for years

[@skengblazerentertainment1358]

They treat you like you known each other for years lool

[@khokaxo]

They're family

[@angelgjr1999]

They’re the best managers tbh

[@Mochilazz]

That’s love .

[@justadude1477]

LmAo I’m training a black dude at work and this exactly how I talk 😂 “it’s only the white people here you can’t trust”

[@justadude1477]

“Bro honestly you only need to learn these 3 things. Any of that other stuff you can just call in to support” 😂

[@anthonypalmasano1884]

This energy is comforting as fuck in a workplace. Its nice to feel like someone's lookin out for you

[@Chadmiral]

Yup

[@nakamiyonemura2001]

It all started with us, shared efficiency makes any job worth while

[@ivanvalentin3898]

This is fucking laziness. Youre getting paid to do the job THEIR way. The way they want you to. Not your lazy ass way. Because if it gets done wrong then youre to blame for trying to be lazy ​@nakamiyonemura2001

[@kingzkid9717]

The part about regional/district managers is so true. Whenever they come around, management runs around like chickens with they heads cut off trying to impress them. I was a team leader 2 years ago at Target and I let my team listen to music while we unloaded trucks everyday. Time goes by when you work with good people and good music 👍

[@Horford73]

Yup they are scared of the regional office. I remember when I worked at Walmart and the regional office came through. They disapproved of the way the floors looked in the store. The next day back at work I saw one of the Co-Managers buffing floors trying to get the place up to par.

[@xCmOn3yx777]

yes because in 99% of walmarts all mngmnt does is treat associates like shit and zone endcaps...... and sit in the AP office and promptly disappear when they're needed

[@tyblack45]

No lies about that. Its more funny at the target i work at the regional manager lives 10 mins away.

[@EvilPhantasm]

No lies told, I used to work at Target for about 10yrs and when the district/regional managers came store management was in panic mode. I worked the backroom and they would expect us to answer whatever questions they asked, basically quizzing us to see if we gave the appropriate response. I just got in the habit of taking a break or a lunch when they got there to avoid the bs.

[@enlyr4069]

@@EvilPhantasm smart.

[@HoneyRat2020]

“You can walk in with me….I won’t tell you wrong” That means if he gets in trouble, you on your own.

[@UnstoppableDWade]

Facts

[@33GLOCK]

✊🏼

[@danterosenberg7506]

Oh of course I'm so gullible lol

[@kaycarter4662]

Factory

[@ethelmann3441]

I was thinking same thing

[@changyang1498]

Imagine actually getting trained and not just getting thrown into the deep end first day on the job.

[@TheElectriczil]

Find a new job, legit i know it seems like a hassle but it's a sign of how they do things find a place you like there are always more opportunities and you can look around before you quit if you need the check

[@scrateswpo1659]

pfft. when i started working me and some other dude worked 2 full hour weeks of cleaning the front of the store n shit. i just started this shit and im here doing something i didn't sign up for.

[@MexiCooki]

@@scrateswpo1659 quit

[@netherremains]

Pretry much every job I've worked at. Good news is that my current job I got people at least that treat me right and I know my job

[@meepmoop2308]

i didnt get formal training but my coworkers were kind enough to help me and answer my questions 😊

[@mc12358]

Every job has a "Jeff", always on some power trip. Also the old heads who want to remind you constantly how long they've been working at the same job. And the guy training you always wants to do it his way. These skits are brilliant... Thanks for the laughs Kay!

[@donnygames1796]

15 min breaks be turning into 30 minutes quick when management ain't there💯😂😂

[@FreshPrincex4]

I swear lol

[@Maymunah101]

Lol 😆

[@derricksargent9980]

You ain't lying on that 🤣🤣

[@99g67]

Nigga today I had myself a 1 hr break 😂😂 those 12 hours killin me

[@Bobby-pin821]

My supervisor normally takes a 30 minute one with us

[@7ylerD]

Geez, this is how I always train people. “Technically, you’re supposed to do it this way, and you can if you want, but I just do this.” Lol

[@haileyjordan9394]

Same

[@LLCoolJ_25]

I literally say it almost the exact way😭and “you’re suppose to put this in the correct spot when doing go backs, but really idgaf”

[@-phoenix-4353]

I just did that the other day with the gloves I was training some one lmao I’m dead

[@rekkariley652]

My first job out of high school, I actually did carry my own knife for opening stuff and had to wear special headphones anyway because of the noise from the animals, so I’d hide regular headphones underneath them while I was cleaning cages. :)

[@AnointedFlow]

I mean when your way works, it works.

[@uuloveguccii4729]

This should be titled “Day in the life of a Walmart worker”. Cuz everything he’s saying is accurate

[@jaybird1301]

He ain’t lying tho, I work for Walmart going on 22 years. Lol

[@aja1108]

You're gorgeous!

[@NerfScythe]

I'm at Sam's and goddamn I felt this video personally

[@Prodigy70]

Facts

[@Cydafunk]

Honestly. My husband used to work there for a few years and I felt like I was listening to him talk about work.

[@rileyxsko]

Im a Black dude and I legit feel so called out right now lol. I just trained some newbies at my warehouse and this is accurate af lmao.

[@johndust6008]

They always give you the short cuts and when you get in trouble they dipping😂

[@FourteenthAngel]

That's why they so teach how to do it the right way and then do it the fast way every other time. You just gotta be smart about things.

[@LoveAndSnapple]

Yeah, you have to be careful about that! I teach people how to do things the RIGHT way and then they can learn their shortcuts as they go. They can learn all the tips and tricks and methods to “get around” certain things. But you can’t rely on these people to teach you because you never know like if these people are on their second or third strike themselves. Management sees everything…👀

[@nell711]

@@LoveAndSnapple I dont see why they would have someone who's not top tier at the job to train others right? Idk i personally would never have a guy with two or three strikes train new hires for any kind of work

[@LoveAndSnapple]

@@nell711 Well yeah, you definitely wouldn’t send that person to go train the new people. But they’ll probably come out the corner and and tell the new people, “Hey, that thing that guy just told you? Don’t worry about that…”

[@Gingerfrost]

@@nell711 you say that.... But I've seen it happened way more than once. Especially in ogp.

[@radogguts6165]

High key the people that help out new employees like this are the real ones.

[@Tiznado]

fr, 8/10 people hated being shadowed or training because they thought newcomers would snitch on their shortcuts so they'd ghost you on the job. we all tryna work smart

[@SB-jt1ur]

No they are not.. that is just bad employees.

[@mediapeace6772]

Need more ppl like that

[@Chigz10]

@@SB-jt1ur For the boss, but fuck the boss. If I'm a new employee those people are lifesavers.

[@bestbomb17]

I always liked getting trained by the perfect worker and one of these guys, that way if the boss was watching, im the best worker hes ever seen. When they gone i could chill without getting in trouble.

[@sexychobit86]

These are the best co-workers you'll ever have though. And it's devastating when they go. Lol.

[@skylarmccloud4080]

"Come Back Shane" 😂😂😂

[@Kowalskithegreat]

I just left a 2.5yr position cuz they transferred the bro. Got like 30% more money too 🤪

[@heylinedgear3510]

@@skylarmccloud4080 Is that a “Town of No Name” reference? Or were they referencing something in the game

[@skylarmccloud4080]

@@heylinedgear3510 Town of no name. I'm old lol

[@nick-qb5wu]

when they leave you know its time to go

[@joel.ha.]

The "you can be 8 minutes late" is so accurate. I worked at Amazon, basically the same thing

[@sheilakosoff5806]

I am a teacher and even if we are not teaching 1st period, the secretary takes the sign in sheet away at 8:45 am. She marks us late at 8:46. No grace. Just hassle. Despite the fact we always stay late and work through lunch.

[@soupdrinker]

@@sheilakosoff5806 8:45am is easy

[@4doorsmorewhors]

​@@sheilakosoff5806being late at 8:45 should be a crime

[@babyysosaa9]

“Jeff not here today” 😭 me wishing someone would tell my boss that

[@Myron90]

My last job Jeff was the cool one

[@mcbdllc136]

What that mean my slow azz

[@priscillahernandez2004]

@@mcbdllc136 I understood it as the boss making the employees do the most as if their strict higher-up (Jeff) was around even though their not. So the op wishes someone would tell their boss that Jeff isn’t here so they can ease up

[@urcookin]

All jobs are like that. Even the high paying ones. When the sups are out it’s great.

[@plutoprincess777]

As a past Walmart employee he’s spot on about the active shooter training and the flexible clock in time LMAOOOO

[@stevearroyo4870]

died at that part

[@SuperChallanges]

The only thing not realistic about the video was how much was taught, when I worked at walmart I wasn't trained on shit just got computer work for the first 3 or so days. I worked in toys and took hour breaks sometimes I rarely ever took a 15 till I moved to electronics and then they started watching me like a hawk and yelling at me for being late so I no call no showed two days in a row and got fired a month later for it. Only job I was happy to be fired from, I actually high fived the person who fired me and they were so confused. Everyone else had a look of shock when they seen me smiling and I high fived them letting them know I got promoted to customer. One of the best days of my life.

[@plutoprincess777]

@@SuperChallanges yeah their new hire policy is strict af! Since I worked in online grocery back when it first started they had to train us properly. But the hours were so long and the store would be so crowded especially on Sundays. It made my job so much harder to do cause I’d always get stopped by customers asking me questions while I was getting groceries. Walmart definitely makes you work HARD for their check lmao!

[@81eniale]

I'm gone!!!!

[@Originalchili]

@@SuperChallanges lol idk man it sounds like you didn't want to work and they fired you for no show, not sure what the moral of the story was other than a view into your work ethic lol

[@Terrmageddon]

As a manager this 100% accurate word for word bar for bar

[@BigCarSmallSuv]

As a black employee I feel attacked

[@33GLOCK]

@@BigCarSmallSuv 😂😂😂😂😂

[@scatpack_2242]

I'm a trainer and this is me 100% all my sales are up in fresh department even with the store price of meat costing us more and happy employees my managers don't care as long as we are at 95% bin ex rate and sparks never missed 100%

[@stevenhilbert]

Team lead here as well, this guy us 100% right..follow this and you good

[@scatpack_2242]

When he was talking about the apple codes I lost it our receiver doesn't know the codes for produce to enter it into the log so he's always looking for a scanner to scan them best part is the secondary codes are different from ours

[@MidnightOracle8]

This has me hollering 😂 “I wouldn’t steer (tell) you wrong” 💯 facts 🗣

[@570RM_R4NN3R]

I was working at a warehouse on a line two summers ago for a short bit, and I was doing mediocre at best until this black dude randomly comes into my station and proceeds to bless me with literally everything I needed to know, in under 5 mins. My performance literally was more noticeable on the charts the next day.

[@jeremyjones4618]

🤣🤣we just be trying to make thangs easy and strike home #worksmartnotharder is my motto everywhere even if idk wtf im doing🤣I'll figure out a easy way to do it eventually

[@Mirror2You]

Wowwwwwwww

[@momdrip4sale341]

“They do not care”, is the favorite line from an employee

[@pointlessaccount100]

When "Jeff", got mentioned things got too real. i know a Jeff in management that doesnt let shit slide 😭😭😭

[@ArvelleWhitaker]

Its always jeff! All got dam jobs!!!

[@treyhall5789]

john?

[@xCmOn3yx777]

irony, same at my walmart...

[@Katara0403]

Mine is Jenny 😭

[@autumn2755]

We had a store manager by the name of Jeff but he moved to Texas

[@VoidOfBennett]

As someone who worked at Walmart as a stocker for over 2 years, this video is both hilarious and gives me horrible flashbacks at the same time.

[@omalleycaboose5937]

I stock at wallmart now and while I enjoy the video, it's not so much Hillarious as it is a validation of my day to day life

[@midnightdarkchocolate]

This how I train people thinking I’m doing something different or unique. Nope turns out I’m just black 😂

[@robertmueller6979]

lol

[@Shamuto7]

Bruh, you are making difference.

[@Kapernakus07]

Lmao

[@nicholas104]

To be as real as I can with you a lot of employee's or on the job trainers do this. Brother works at a warehouse. His partner Richard was training him on the job, and basically taught him the in's and outs of getting away with shit. Same thing applied to a job I had at T Bell and etc. Everyone's cutting corners.

[@MySingleLifeADollShow]

😂😂😂

[@Horford73]

The part about putting in a request for days off had me rollin. "He gonna say they don't have enough coverage." LoL

[@lilhypnotique]

Yep that’s how it is those jobs with a Jeff at a job. Tell you that you can’t take off then be gone that entire week after just coming back from vacation, the few days you need!

[@nowake]

@@lilhypnotique Had a boss that literally re-arranged production so that I couldn't go out and do some shit on the side while I was out in Alaska monitoring an installation. Had me locked to my laptop putting in details on shop drawings the entire time, "we need these quick, where are they? How many do you have done? Well we NEED thirty, we can't let you take vacation on the back end of this trip, it's too important" just to come back and watch 2 weeks go by before anything I'd gotten done got picked up by the shop. An Absolute Motherfucker, doing power moves on me like that.

[@lilhypnotique]

@@nowake I would fix their behinds when they tried that. It would then turn into me not showing up and into sick days. Play with me if you want, I work my ass off and barely take off. That’s vacation I worked for and earned, they do they with ppl who value their job.

[@venkatchait007]

@@nowake sounds you need to do some power moves too, namely a powerbomb, on concrete.

[@priscillajimenez27]

Don't worry I got you lol

[@KeojiMaru]

That "I use my own knife" line hits home. 😂😂😂😂

[@mlz4467]

Lmfao that ish is sooo funny and then telling you how much better their knife is and to invest in one lol

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

This is why he's a trainer 😆. I was literally training 3 people while watching this

[@4doorsmorewhors]

Wow what a good trainer!!! Watching KZbin and working lol is that what you people call "efficiency"

[@solblackguy]

This shit woke up memories I forgot I had. You get trained by someone like this, you already feel like you've been there for 10+ years

[@jordonwade5002]

I worked at Walmart for 6 years, and I can’t explain to you how accurate this is.

[@brownskinbeauty.]

Six years?? Doing what?

[@jtymusic100]

Frfr. Worked there two years, deadly accurate!

[@scribtharealvsmc1979]

Me too six years overnight 🤦🏾

[@cedricadaniels7983]

I worked at Sam's for 7 years and he hit me in the heart when he started talking about CBLs 🤣 He was so spot on, except I wrote down all the produce codes and kept them in my vest pocket... had to keep that scan time down 😭

[@nikolel.213]

Me working at a hotel: “everything you learned from dem slides is a LIE now this how you do it easy. Don’t let Jen see you do this tho”😂😂”

[@tilynn4060]

Hahaha facts skip through the modules bc it’s all hands on😂 #frontdesk

[@Daniel-ww3hl]

“Eyyy where you going, no no no you walk in with me, come on” This is the energy

[@Lvmykidos2]

Not sure how this ended up in my feed, but I’m glad it did. I’m a nurse and this is how I train every new hire - “This is how i do it, but if JACHO is here, this is the how we’re supposed to do it.” And I’ve said for YEARS to work smarter, not harder. 😂 I maintain safety for my patients, but if my way gets me out the door & to the house quicker, I’m not doing it “Jeff”s way” 🤣

[@skylarmccloud4080]

CNA that's how I train people. Don't break ya back cause they ain't and can't buy you a new one.

[@traci150]

Yes I’m a nurse to and that’s exactly how it is lol

[@Candee_Kane]

JACHO brings along stressful times and endless buck passing

[@hoodatheist5549]

@@Candee_Kane God bless you women.

[@Candee_Kane]

@@hoodatheist5549 Thank you so much :)

[@chrismuffin5441]

This is how I would train somebody. Imma just tell the truth. Huge companies don’t got time to be chasing people around. So long as everything runs smoothly, they don’t care 🤣

[@steppenvance1232]

Like #201

[@JordanWilliams-ix2td]

*ON GOD!* If I ever do own my own company like I plan to, I swear my employees are never leaving b/c I'ma be the best most understanding employer ever. I don't give a fuck how you do it, where you do it. You can do it at the bottom of the ocean, just get it done correctly & keep this money going. Prove to me you're capable & can get shit done & you good for life with me. let me know what I can do as the owner to make your job easier lol

[@chrismuffin5441]

@@JordanWilliams-ix2td "Bottom of the ocean" has me 💀🤣

[@BBT609]

Not a lie was told in this bro. I remember being trained by a white girl at Chick-fil-A and it took some time but when it came time for me to train someone as a black man, they had the stuff DOWN pack within a week.

[@OrlandoShroom]

Same deadass scenario for me last year lmao

[@marshallosantos9035]

Shit, I did the same thing in retail. The more people are trained , the more you can dick around.😂

[@beasthaven1571]

@@marshallosantos9035 smart

[@knavar6314]

Mos def, I trained 2 of my managers back when I worked at Chick-fil-A. Had new hires asking me “why aren’t you a manager?” Lmao cause on the days I don’t wanna fw yall I don’t have to

[@720abigail]

“I ain’t gonna tell you wrong.” 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@BuddhaCold]

I ain’t even watch yet and I know it’s gonna be funny

[@killakay]

😂😂😂thanks

[@cedes3st]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2epaYmubtp7b7s

[@dominicp9296]

Lol for real man no matter what before you even click on it you know it's funny

[@qwertlind5803]

Nelk caught lackin kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmLHiIJsirFgmbs

[@erickmorales7889]

Word😂😂

[@zaphodjtk]

Tanesha from Medicaid was the one who taught me 4 minutes or 4 hours it reads the same when your late.” So stop rushing you can go get breakfast or go to sleep. It’s gonna be the same regardless”

[@fatboitino2]

True

[@riod7559]

whattttt????🤪🥴 #BeOnTime #KeepYourJOB

[@robertcampbell8070]

@@riod7559 Think you missed the point. Yea, be on time. But once you're late, some companies look at 2 hours and 2 minute the same, so why rush in that case?

[@Loader12]

Exactly it’s a point or half a point either way

[@tiara1082]

Yep! Don’t be late and hungry 😂 might as well stop for food.

[@jackhoff3398]

The “I ain’t gone tell you wrong” is a classic.

[@JessicaGail]

I love it, y’all the best people to work with 😭 if you have a black boss and you make friends with them, you’re good forever because they’ll help you all they can and they’re so laidback. And I like how y’all don’t let people run over you, and we sometimes do so y’all teach us not to and I love that

[@phee4512]

No lie, y'all! I always get trained by people like this and be so nervous because I'm a by-the-rules type and I just be wanting to do right. 😅🤣🤣

[@She.is.Shaina]

I hear you, but listen 😅 those people are your reminder not to overwork yourself because whatever they’re paying you is not enough to be stressed about all those pointless rules. 🗣 Take the shortcut, sis

[@phee4512]

@@She.is.Shaina Noted. I'm learning everyday. LOL

[@HueyDaKid69]

I had this same issue until I realized the companies really don't give af about you. Take some of those short cuts indeed!! I'm still an excellent worker, but I'm not doing every single task in the way they tell me to when I've found a simpler and more efficient method.

[@willskywalk]

@@HueyDaKid69 facts. You'll move up if they want you too, regardless of how much you stress yourself trying to be perfect. I knew this one check that stayed going above and beyond but never moved up because they preferred to keep her at that position smh

[@HueyDaKid69]

@@willskywalk exactly! That's why Im self employed now.

[@GLaSSesNOlenses]

1. This shit so accurate, wow 2. This the typa orientation that helps you keep your job longer... with training like this, you don't get fired. You fire yourself or u quit 💯

[@gfanikf]

This is very true. The person who is honest with you about how things are run, when you can do things, when you have to pick it up if management is around, and shift tips and who to and not to work with, they’re the real MVPs.

[@AlexM-fq5nb]

As the type of person who used to train this way, I have to say it's wrong. You think you're hooking them up but you're just promoting laziness and setting them up for failure.

[@GLaSSesNOlenses]

@@AlexM-fq5nb only way this way of training would promote laziness is if you were innately lazy already. If you not have the mindset of wanting to work and doing your job then laziness isn't a problem. It depends more on the individual

[@AlexM-fq5nb]

@@GLaSSesNOlenses no because we will all take shortcuts given the opportunity. So theirin lies the answer. Don't give them the opportunity to take shortcuts, at least not at first.

[@GLaSSesNOlenses]

@@AlexM-fq5nb well at shortcut is a path to a common goal correct? If the necessary criteria for a goal is accomplished, the method in which you reach it doesn't hold as much weight; It's not what you do, it's how you do it

[@kryssyskloud]

Main message from training: Don’t fool with Jeff! 😏

[@sarahburggraf907]

Or when regional is there 😂

[@medusasunshine4705]

Exactly 🙅‍♀️

[@maatsatya]

Jeff the guy that been there so long he think he own 5% of walmart. He gon snitch snitch.

[@medusasunshine4705]

@@maatsatya right lol

[@qwertlind5803]

Nelk caught lackin kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmLHiIJsirFgmbs

[@nycytc8055]

Most wholesome co worker fr

[@brandon5118]

I hate going into Walmart specifically, because of the huge crowd of people and the rachetness that be in there. But to the Walmart staff. We appreciate you for yall hard work. Thanks!!

[@randyras19]

Do you prefer going into Walmart Atlantically then?

[@RhyperiorRanger]

@@randyras19 Maybe he likes going in Indianlly

[@randyras19]

@@RhyperiorRanger Quite possibly Artically

[@Vok555]

I feel you bruh between me and you I go Antarctically

[@bryana297]

Pacifically🤣? This was funnier than the whole video. Bruh?...are you serious or just playing. I gotta know

[@will80399]

I remember doing active shooter training and thinking the same thing this is pointless everyone is just gonna run

[@maldenfoster]

Fr tho like shit I ain't kidding if I can't run im making very apparent that I don't give a shit one way or the other... I'm just not going to lose my life over B's

[@neerajjoshi8395]

Bro and they play the same video for like 5 different trainings lmao

[@dominicp9296]

It's a dam shame you guys gotta do that these days well me to but I've never ever had to do that before. It really is sicking

[@neerajjoshi8395]

@@dominicp9296 well we get paid for the training and you can do it at work

[@hopelona2757]

The part about “look for anything around you that can be used as a weapon” and you see the bitch pick up a phone

[@Delaretro_]

“Jeff not here today” YO IM DECEASED 🤣🤣

[@itsjustliyah1112]

@Selcouth nobody said it was…

[@helpy8973]

@Selcouth whats that?

[@sirshrooma]

@Selcouth IM DECOMPOSED

[@Delaretro_]

@@sirshrooma 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrFalliorsGaming]

The making a bale one is SO TRUE lmao. Although we used 5 as our 'quick' way due to them splitting before the bale gets outside and we'd have to pick everything up and put it all back in the bailer and redo a bale

[@jamesethan3054]

“Now if Jeff was here, don’t do it when Jeff is here cause he gonna deny it” the amount of times I heard that statement but a different managers name is un real lmao

[@handsomepsychopath.9012]

It's always certain managers you can try shit with.

[@Chronx100]

My managers name at Walmart was Jeff and so this was triggering my ptsd because it was so accurate.

[@sierra.lynette]

that knife thing was beyond accurate. black people will always share their life hacks to a new hire when it’s in their job description!

[@yolanda.martinez]

I love people like this because they know all the loopholes.

[@Kulthul]

Bro, 8 years at a walmart and all this is spot on.

[@bjsonofcazrathompson1818]

I use to work at a Walmart back in the day and if this is not accurate I don’t know what is! This is a prime example that shit don’t change in any generation 😂. I felt like I was in orientation all over again!

[@casualeann]

Hilarious!

[@buckabuckler4413]

This is how we Mexicans train people too, but a good amount of us will also tell our newbies who the snitches are and who the bitches are

[@orlandohurtado3869]

not even close.

[@RampioreRegis]

This is factual

[@alonsoperez3547]

😂😂😂 real quick who the snitches are

[@MmmKayHuuNay]

VERY Truuuueeee. I had Mexican girls and a boy co-worker training me at forever 21 they gave me a heads-up about the racist managers, I'm a black person...yea I left.

[@astar7090]

I’m black and I definitely do this 🤣 I’ve never led a coworker wrong !

[@mont-doggBeats]

This man is the most authentic Walmart skit creator ever 😂 on gawd. Word for word everything in this skit is accurate

[@YungMarko]

fax

[@timmy3287]

gosh*^ for God, do not use God’s name in vain 🙏❤️🙏😇

[@mont-doggBeats]

@@timmy3287 the word gawd is not the word God

[@Kyprioth071]

@@timmy3287 I love using God's name in vain because it's not that serious. ❤😇

[@whatevervideos542635]

guys and workers like this are what keeps the world spinning

[@JustPrecious94]

This is 100% accurate. All that matters is knowing which managers care and which don't. And 9/10 times the only ones that care are the store/assistant manager that only show up once a month to chat up the higher ups that popped in.

[@jaspoayzzz8111]

Frrrrrrr

[@HearMeLearn]

Nah I got a hard ass stocking team lead that won't leave me the fuck alone in OGP lol

[@qmachado6555]

That’s EXACTLY how I was trained at Walmart! 👌The guy said almost everything word for word!

[@TailTaleOutdoors]

The way he slaps his hand twice when he finishes giving advice is spot on 😂

[@jamesotis4310]

My god you nailed it my friend Robert trained me in pest control and literally everything he said was identical I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. Thank you for this keep up the great videos.

[@lienhua5558]

“What’s the code for apples?” Me who worked in a grocery store: Which ones? Red? Granny Smith? Fuji-

[@yougotgamesonyourphone6947]

Me who buys so many bananas I know the code is 4011 off the top of my head lol

[@shellyamichelle]

Girl I was thinking the same thing I said I was thinking to myself it depend on what kind of apple it is you know the code for bananas 4011

[@Im1pm_]

I think it's 4030 lol it's been like ten years since I worked at a whole foods

[@Eternity4ME]

Omg...😄😄😄so true! And that's how I ended up trying so many different kinds! I thought that it was only granny Smith and red delicious apples my whole life. Only we called them green apples and red apples. Lol.

[@-Kal-]

I’ve never worked in a grocery store but I was like 4168! Then I checked and realized it’s my least favorite apple.

[@media6969]

This video is so good that only halfway through did I remember that he’s not even actually looking at anyone 😂😂

[@JennTheRebel456]

I was a lil’ shook when he said “work smarter, not harder” because I literally trained 4 people and after introducing myself said that every.single.time😳

[@themaggattack]

U a real 1.

[@coreylaplant3048]

So true I was trained by black people at all my jobs and this is how they train you 🤣

[@CLOS2]

No wonder why the Walmart employees always call they manager to ring up my avocados 😂😂😂

[@dajag50]

They are just slow. Being a cashier is easy af

[@tipsyjudd9413]

@@dajag50 depends if u at a fastfood joint them bitches can be stressful as a mother fucker sometimes it’s easier just to stalk coming from my experience

[@dajag50]

@@tipsyjudd9413 true, I worked fast food & Walmart both can be stressful but not impossible .

[@TakashiToshirou]

4770

[@pmerancier]

Being a cashier at walmart is easy. It is the customers that make it hard. Customers don't be an ass to the cashiers, they have the hardest job in the whole store. YOU try dealing with different personalities and temperaments coming at you every which way, and they just want to just smile. At walmart the customer is right even when they are wrong! Managers do NOT back up their cashiers!

[@RTrellx]

I have a friend at work he's black and he explains and makes stuff so much easier for me this is so accurate

[@kennethrobinson5111]

"If an active shooter come in here, you really think imma be worried about barricading the door ... Bitch I am gone ..."

[@Chadmiral]

It doesn't even make sense because you wouldn't be able to barricade shit when you already shot

[@daveeastofficialsnippetsan245]

Nah the CBL said to have the costumers form a line behind you and exit the building😂like ain’t nobody doing dat

[@ladyting05]

@@daveeastofficialsnippetsan245 formal line them people be down ran over you trying to get out LoL 😅

[@qwertlind5803]

Nelk caught lackin kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmLHiIJsirFgmbs

[@surayachase2534]

It's the double tap on the wall every time he done for me 😂😂

[@Sephenon]

The black night assistant manager was my fucking hero. Instead of Jeff, I can still hear Daniel saying in his lispy accent, "What? Nah, here, your first day now best at least meet everyone." I went back in 30 minutes later. Rest in peace man dude got in a car accident.

[@Spenstarr]

Rip Daniel I hope he's training up in heaven being a real one

[@mshunni-love2810]

😢🥺

[@mrromerorobinson1982]

Rip d man

[@earth_is_a_prison]

@@Spenstarr why tf would he want to be training for a job in heaven lol

[@LLL-zx6dw]

@@earth_is_a_prison 😂

[@BornAgainJared]

Got it. So step 1: find the first black guy you can find. Step 2: let em train you Step 3: don't get fired

[@FendiYT]

xD

[@ais5094]

Literally

[@supremedream3008]

Dead ass tho we aint finna tell ya wrong😅💯

[@jaspoayzzz8111]

@@supremedream3008 Lol

[@jt612]

@Merch who wants a promotion at walmart?

[@AngelofAmbrosia]

They be watching out for us though. I love these coworkers.

[@michellegriff13]

I've been trained by several leads just like this. I can CONFIRM the accuracy and those were the best times 😁😁😁

[@redpandapowa]

Felt like I was back at Sam's Club. Miss those 25 minute breaks and 40 Minute lunches.

[@Lola1912]

Dang 😂

[@Herc08]

40 min lunches? Was it supposed to be 30? Damn. What was your shift?

[@hermesxivv7695]

I use to clock in my 30 minutes then go straight back to the break room 😂

[@redpandapowa]

@@hermesxivv7695 Gotta make sure absolutely ready to get back to work.

[@redpandapowa]

@@Herc08 Part time, swing shift. 2 breaks, 1 lunch, and if you went past 8 hours you had to take another lunch.

[@jacobnussbaum53]

All of his skits being so on point give me comedy writer vibes. This guy had a future as either a writer or actor in skit comedy/comedy in general.

[@russbroda7207]

Had a future ? What happened to him ?

[@Wicc_234]

The active shooter part😭😭 I'm not gone cap ima be gone Ian worried about barracading no door

[@janethefriend-awakened33]

that's right!

[@mosacanite4533]

It’s always when that one co worker not there, the break can be longer 🤣

[@QurlyChic]

As a Supervisor at a warehouse, I swear this is really how our trainers be training 🤣😂

[@girlthatsyayo6308]

do one when the company low on employee's so you not worried about getting fired

[@hermesxivv7695]

This is my job right now we so understaffed you can come in a whole 40 minutes late with earbuds in your ears and the supervisors won’t say shit

[@chrisrosalez8619]

At the Walmart I work at, it’s only 4 people working in my department so the manages won’t trip

[@lilitharam44]

Werd!

[@mcbdllc136]

@@hermesxivv7695 he like thank God you showed up 🙏

[@elchucofried5683]

Bruh thats how it is in my department for my company🤣 I just dont give a fook rn

[@arvoltage]

I really felt that last one 😂😂😂 “if you wanna waste some time do it that way but if you tryna hurry up and clock out do it my way” 💀💀💀💀