How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended

How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended
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[@EmperorofMan000]

That ending actually make sense....if fury called CM in avengers 1....70% of marvel movies after that won't actually happen...

[@thebudgetgamer]

She blew up the plot of GOTG

[@IDEK_608]

Tom would never be an avenger

[@farnazkazi1640]

But she was probably galaxies away. It would taken her days to come. By that time Loki would've won.

[@ORAForcegaming]

It's so true though

[@AshNonokPlays]

@@farnazkazi1640 she was fused with the tesseract you forgot the power of that stone did you?

[@jinglebelsbels]

Fury: *calls Captain Marvel in every single Avengers battle* Avengers: Are we a joke to you?

[@whoknows7968]

Fury: Comparatively yeah.

[@enderael7878]

😂

[@richardthecowardlylion5289]

As the Producers & director of Cpt M would say,.. "YES, you're all a giant joke to us."

[@jinglebelsbels]

bWAHAHAHAHAHA i cANNOT wITH y'ALL rEPLIESS

[@caesarczech7920]

To Disney and Feminists ? Yeah,Yeah They are.

[@Danka42]

*Let me Batmansplain this to you.*

[@chupacabra2757]

664 likes and no comments what..?

[@sub-zero5433]

step 1: say thing in the video step 2: get hundreds of likes epic trol child on youtube incident

[@Danka42]

@@sub-zero5433 I see you're in the edgy phase of your life. No worries. It will pass. You will learn to let people enjoy things, eventually.

[@sub-zero5433]

@@Danka42 says the mf who can’t think of a creative comment so they just copy something in the video 😭😭 it’s ok bro you don’t gotta worry about ur sad existence cause you got a few hundred likes on a comment👍

[@Danka42]

@@sub-zero5433 Oh, I don't know what to say... you got me! You are absolutely right. When I came to this video, it wasn't to enjoy myself. When I commented, it wasn't to share what my favourite joke from it was, both to compliment the creators and to laugh at it some as I write it... No. It was a cold, calculated plot. I have thought to myself - what should I write down to get most likes, those oh so sweet, sweet KZbin Comment Section Likes that I so crave? What ever shall I do to have them, to satisfy my one and only desire? And, oh how lucky I was, for I have found a way! I have copied a line from the video - _copied,_ imagine that! I made sure I didn't spend a pinch of creativity on what I have written down. I have decieved my brothers and sisters, who came to my KZbin Comment, fully expecting a creative joke, but no, I have not delivered. I have cruelly, heartlessly robbed them of this creativity they signed up for. Instead, I have tricked them, I coerced the likes out of them. And how I rejoiced! They fell for my inhuman trap, and in came the Likes, those delicious Likes, my life's true purpose. I basked in my success. *But not for long.* For there was one that was not like the others - no, he was special, he was the chosen one! And he saw right throught the devious conspiracy, for his heart was pure and his tongue was brisk He bravely stood up for all those poor unfortunate souls that I have bamboozled with my uncreative greed. He called out the emperor's nutidy, and alas, before I knew it, I was nothing but a shadow of my former self, quivering before the Knight of Comments. I tremble at the mere mention of his name, Him who destroyed me, who broke my spell. For without those KZbin Comment Likes... what else could possibly fill this void in my soul?

[@MineNOROfficial]

My headcanon is that Fury DID call her, but by the time she got to Earth everything was resolved. It took her a week to get to Earth in Endgame.

[@dhruvjainyash8006]

Oooo I never knew that , is that true ?

[@mrbutt4eva625]

@@dhruvjainyash8006 it’s a headcanon so they made it up

[@Caroniver_Robocacci]

​@@dhruvjainyash8006 While it is headcanon that she was called, it is true that she took a week to arrive in Endgame. The universe is BIG, and it takes time to maneuver. Had she been called in previous Avengers movies, she would not have shown up in time.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

That's...a great way to look at it actually!

[@cendybeban]

@@Caroniver_Robocacci congrats you win the internet

[@withoutthehihatehappiness413]

That's lowkey the best Samuel L Jackson imitation I've ever heard

[@alvsanper1598]

Maybe it was him 🤔

[@FlyingDominion]

4:43 It was one of these people.

[@WordUnheard]

Or maybe it was Loki.

[@sightedgem5413]

Loki wasn’t played by Samuel l Jackson lol jk ur right

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Chaos Raider Yesh...The best

[@ThePheonixOfThe6]

Fury: last time i trusted someone, i lost an eye... *goose scratches eye out in the 90s* Thanos: reality is often disappointing

[@grandpagohan1]

You mean, amazingly hilarious.

[@DemonicEngineer]

But it iiiis hilarious

[@skrimpy405]

@@grandpagohan1 hilariously bad lol

[@slimehermit]

SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS

[@Funstun-yk7oo]

Its funny but also dissapointing

[@samwise1530]

"Your cat ate my coffee mug." One of the best Batman lines ever

[@bluelemons4410]

Bcoz he's batman... Lol

[@thesilverblader6714]

It's ok, I have another one right here.

[@teamdremma3904]

@@thesilverblader6714 u carry a full cup of coffee in ur belt?

[@joedirt2556]

4:31 how many movies did they just eliminate there Hey at least we won't have to suffer the loss of Natasha, Tony, vision and cap becoming a fugitive then a wrinkly old grandpa

[@joedirt2556]

Oh yeah I forgot to mention Thor chunking out and hulk nerding out and always being Zen/aloof At least one good thing is we get to see Loki get his little twig neck snapped

[@MMAli-rq8kd]

Also, Guardians of the Galaxy volume I doesn't need to happen since Ronan is dead!

[@cleoblackbird2210]

Lol yea

[@vinnuvivek4296]

@@joedirt2556 dude loki is my most favorite character they should have killed someone else

[@TheAmazing_Box]

Also we wouldn’t lose Quicksilver

[@GiltleyRage]

Man, that Samuel L Jackson impression was pure gold.

[@rtmusicvideos431]

Omg I just realized it wasn't really him! Sounded so much like him xD

[@paballomolata2753]

Giltley Rage I know right

[@PamperedDuchess]

Crazy realistic, yo. O.o

[@riftvallance2087]

@@rtmusicvideos431 He must walk around quoting pulp fiction nonstop, must be why he does it so good

[@pluggerfella3551]

How endgame should have ended: **goose eats thanos**

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

And he coughs up half a hairball (half cause it's a semi-sphere

[@TheBharathp87]

It's a flerken

[@DibIrken]

With the space stone inside Goose? He woulda just teleported.

[@craigrobinson9180]

Lol

[@ga-ll1vn]

shoot me thank you

[@jesseanderson8674]

I kinda wish super man said something like "you remind me of my cousin" or something like that because supergirl is named kara danvers and captian marvel Is carol davers.

[@morganbrown1063]

that would of been awesome, i love both danvers!!

[@appa609]

I'm amazed that never became a copyright dispute

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

HmMMMMmMMMMMMmmmmm-------

[@chrisperrien7055]

@@appa609 LOL, I don't think Marvel or DC want to go anywhere near a copyright lawsuit over Captain Marvel, either way.

[@dpfax2399]

OMG i just realized this

[@ComradeSlice]

That's funny because after the Flerken attacked him I thought of the line "last time I trusted someone I lost an eye!" and was wondering where "trust" entered into it

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

4:07 I wonder how Loki would react on this.

[@florrie2303]

In the movie he says to Goose “I’m trusting you not to eat me.” Goose took his eye but didn’t eat him…so I don’t know what his big deal with ‘trust’ is! 😂

[@natethegreat7821]

“Let me Batmansplain this to you” 😂😂😂

[@tylerm6453]

Nathaniel Banton batman went from being the dark knight to being a white knight lol

[@AlreadiWon]

I didn't even catch that at first 😂🤣

[@danmatasa6648]

lol 😂

[@christosvoskresye]

I am absolutely going to have to use that.

[@BatmanSays]

Explain?.. Nah... Too main stream

[@jamesburgess2k]

Whoever you guys have doing Fury's voice is scary accurate, they sound just like Samuel L. Jackson!

[@kidkatanatv]

Right? The heck?

[@keegannielsen]

Not exactly right but close

[@gregoryeason3298]

Its samuel Jackson

[@Fulanosabe]

He's in everything.

[@soggybiscuits3158]

Furies

[@ramblingentertained]

This Captain Marvel has more emotions than in the movie.

[@Musicpuzzle]

This Captain marvel has more facial features than Brie Larson

[@Neiosian]

Thats because you didn't watch the movie

[@tyranttitanium5721]

@@Neiosian As someone who watched the movie. I can confirm she had about as many expressions and conveyed emotions as Kristen Stewart.

[@tototats16]

@@Neiosian She was like cardboard for the majority of the movie.

[@Neiosian]

TotoTats16 she was more expressive than any other character

[@NeilNadelman]

Thanos's hapless "Aw, come on!" at the end never fails to make me laugh.

[@skateandbarkee]

are we gonna talk about how accurate sam jackson’s voice is

[@DrFrankenMax]

.....its accurate

[@leandrocabrera8442]

It is

[@omarelk194]

Are we sure it’s not Sam Jackson. He’d probably do it if they paid him enough.

[@Bat-talk]

Omar Elkoton it’s not him

[@TheSinfulKnight]

Wait, that wasn't him?

[@spektr_]

Nick Fury: She was kind of the first avenger Captain America: Am I a Joke to you?

[@DannyHsn]

No she wasn't

[@tonkpils197666]

Captain America "the first avenger"

[@sentinel2726]

@Direnta That makes no sense since Captain America's first movie is called Captain America: THE FIRST AVENGER

[@jody024]

@@sentinel2726 The MCU doesn't exactly follow the comics.....

[@CryptidZeker415]

Captain america is the First mainstream superhero in marvel. He by right should be the one classified as the First Avenger. Not Carol no matter how much people want to push that mentality from an agenda driven scene

[@jaydamand7087]

Captain Marvel was the first Marvel movie I ever saw. Me, watching "The Avengers": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching "The Winter Soldier": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching "Civil War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching "Infinity War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching the end of "Infinity War": Oh, and NOW you call Captain Marvel.

[@Historyguy-xu5ht]

Cuz it wasn’t a galactic level threat

[@wojtekreliga3881]

It was explained in "Spider Man: Far from Home" - she can be too far or have other problems related to all Galaxy.

[@joshuawilliams8428]

most of those were not even heavy level threats. she has no business being in civil war and winter soldier.

[@rigen97]

I'm honestly more surprised that the US government would rely to the unproven Avengers Initiative _before_ calling in a nuke on the portal. And sure enough a single nuke was enough to destroy the mothership-not much of a planetary invasion force if it can't survive a nuke, if I'm being honest here. And as a whole Earth was ready for Infinity Wars invasion-it's only Thanos that Earth would ever have to worry about. Wakanda was protected by impenetrable energy shield. _Just Nuke it._ It'll be _fine._ The Wakandan can rehabilitate the forest. The superheroine with the power of exploding star is definitely an overkill in most those scenario tho.

[@joshuawilliams8428]

@@rigen97 if they nuke the forest, thanos could use the time stone to bring back the army and the reality stone to get rid of the nuke.

[@kurapikapika798]

Captain Marvel: Oh... you lying sack of... Captain America: LANGUAGE!

[@PrincessToyNerd]

Carol punches Steve and says, “Shut up, Army Boy!”

[@twusssister8567]

*Deadpool

[@SMBudge]

Drax: How can language lie or be in a sack?

[@starstuds]

Ok now thats just lazy writing.

[@BluePhantom003]

Cap didn’t pop up cause he was in ice

[@MK-ol2jx]

*Thanos to Thor* : You should've gone for the head *Me to Thanos* : You should've gone for the other half

[@carealoo744]

That's Good.

[@Jmaul85]

HA!!!

[@zaxx29]

For real. He left Iron man, Thor, and Captain Marvel alive. 2 out of 3 who can kill him and Stark who has the knowledge to kill him. I mean he legit killed the half who can't stop him. Maybe Doctor Strange with more training but that's about it.

[@wavengxolashe3886]

😂😂😂😂

[@austin3789]

Well played.

[@kameshvijay1805]

Captain Marvel: "Oh, You lying Sack of... *Captain America: LANGUAGE*

[@cnobu8160]

Captain Marvel:How did you got out

[@supercoolmunkee]

*Captain America **_voice muffles:_** LANGUAGE*

[@person4029]

Captain Marvel: *Also incinerates the shield*

[@arianebolt1575]

Perfection

[@brunobrx3599]

@@arianebolt1575 as all things should be

[@lizardbrick8939]

Who else was sad that Cap didn’t throw his shield and say, “language!”

[@TamWam_]

Lizard Brick 🧱 yeah

[@emiliodelafuentesanchez1947]

Meh we know he can't xD

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

Captain America was still on ice.

[@thequeenofmemesandroblox7817]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 but time travel!

[@uniformbanjo7402]

If goose was in endgame Thanos: ATTACK!! Goose: nom gulp meow Thanos: wtf just happened? He says as he looks around to see that goose just ate his army

[@jeannguyen3199]

Captain America IS the first avenger, he started in 1942 and Captain Marvel started in 1995.

[@shinysamurott613]

I mean technically Thor is the first Avenger. He is the oldest.

[@jicojicojic2083]

he was the first hero, but the reason "the avenger initiative" is made is because of carol danvers

[@tiborcsendes5269]

Well Thor is technically 1500 years old so...

[@marcusmacdonald3720]

It's a girl

[@jicojicojic2083]

fury even got the name avenger from carol

[@jacobdrain4492]

"What's next? You gonna start forming a team of superheroes?" "Nah, I figured I'd wait at least a decade."

[@darth856]

"Weird, but okay"

[@fulcrum2951]

"Weird flex but ok"

[@ZaxololRiyodin]

Yeah, we watched the video too.

[@En_theo]

And that comment got 1463 likes (so far). Tells you a lot about how the masses think...

[@ArmandoFlores-nn5ss]

It's pretty hard to find super heroes

[@baders087]

They should do an extended hishe where Captain Marvel shows up in all the movies and saves the day. Defeats Ultron, Hydra, Malekith at the drop of a hat.

[@sanefran6482]

Don't think CM can defeat Hela...

[@BrBill]

@@sanefran6482 All it took to defeat Hela was a big animated lava doll

[@sanefran6482]

@@BrBill in the WWF type story line of Hollywood avengers they nerfed every OP character so human avengers looks good... Of course in that world Hela would behave like a joke teenager..that's not what I am talking abt...

[@BrBill]

@@sanefran6482 Sure. I guess I just assumed MCU because this video is in regards to that.

[@sanefran6482]

@CEO of Secularism who are you talking about...Hela or CM??

[@srdargo1488]

She's like the eagles for the Hobbit/LOTR, she really does solve ALL their problems

[@andiilham6227]

Lol

[@Gurkiratsingh.]

I like how they used captain Marvel (shazam) reference

[@holty1314]

Captain Marvel vs Shazam death battle

[@HeilRay]

Yeah the true Captain Marvel. DC

[@griffinsgamevlogsandmore1792]

well Captain Marvel is her super hero name well Shazam is Captain Marvel hes goes by Shazam more than Captain Marvel

[@mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702]

I dont get it where is the reference?

[@sethheasley9538]

@@mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702 Post-credits in the video.

[@noeltrimuel9083]

“Let me Batmansplain this to you” Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@n1xkks193]

So someone else uses subtitles

[@stayfrosty6698]

Nicholas Sendt that was easy to understand

[@Spidoor13]

How about "Let me Batman-explain this to you, Superman."?

[@shabbarbukhari7200]

LoL

[@Bern9917]

Because I'm Batman

[@silver2therescue1]

"Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face."

[@MrGreensweightHist]

Whoever is doing the Samuel L Jackson voice is REAL good.

[@MonteCreations]

Thanos: "Oh Come on! Its not my time yet!"

[@legomaxrebo8669]

O yea

[@legomaxrebo8669]

Ha

[@ChasehaWing]

Captain Marvel: DON'T CARE!

[@DgardsGaming]

Haha

[@owenkasaboski6902]

When it's not your time, but you still have to fight.

[@andrewwise4877]

I liked the part where Captain Marvel's costume changed into Captain Marvel's costume.

[@caryquinn42]

Now I can't wait for a Shazam HISHE

[@tenryuta]

@@caryquinn42 its going to use power rangers metaphors left and right, and maybe near the center

[@allenchamberlain7766]

For those of you who don’t get it back in the old comics Shazam was actually named Captain Marvel but avengers took the name Captain Marvel

[@raymondyongho5757]

Shazam called. He wants his custom back.

[@Kittymouth]

@@raymondyongho5757 And his name.

[@macadamiamochi]

“Wait you carry a full cup of coffee in your belt???” “I carry all sorts if things in my belt. Because I’m Batman.” Me: TRUE

[@Samuftie]

2:38

[@garysaini394]

I always thought Fury has 3 calls to Captain Marvel, not unlimited.

[@shubhangbahadur7112]

She’s human pal, not a genie! 😂

[@lion037]

2:44 Superman casually using x-ray vision to do a cat-scan...

[@FelixIakhos]

That is one clever joke sir

[@teodorghinea425]

Or he just watched the movie

[@movieblocks9164]

ghinea teodor he did ask if he knew that

[@SemlerPDX]

Bravo! lol

[@frankmueller2781]

Crotching kitty, hardened dragon, in a back seat near you.

[@Smile71717]

- Now all you need to do is smile for the camera. - IS THAT A PERSONAL ATTACK OR SOMETHING??

[@jeneziz4450]

Smile lmao why does that fit so perfectly?!

[@battlesheep2552]

A “strong” female hero, everybody!

[@Scoot694]

sinwithagrin Calling someone a moron.. Hopefully you’ll soon see the hypocrisy in that.

[@erinb1471]

Did you finish watching the video? It's fine. She's not mad and Supes learned something.

[@swanpride]

Honestly, after Jessica Jones I actually thought that we wouldn't have to discuss the topic in the fandom anymore. But apparently I was too optimistic.

[@pt2k645]

The algorithm brought this to me late, but my head canon is that Fury did page Carol in 2012 where she flew through space to find a Chitauri mothership near a weird portal. She proceeded to demolish the mothership with ease, and at the moment it exploded she’s suddenly hit in the back by a missile seemingly thrown at her by some random robot-dude-looking thing that slipped right back through that weird portal just as it closed up. The annoyed but unharmed Carol shrugged her shoulders and flew away.

[@dolandendra_trumpodi]

This is the best 'How It Should Have Ended' video EVERRRRRR

[@mediadunce653]

Why didn't Goose appear in Endgame? Why Goose? WHY?

[@lydiabarrows5511]

Media Dunce Loki is busy babysitting him

[@n-fission2396]

He did in an Audi advertisement for endgame... But that is noncanon

[@Speedy-ez9iw]

Lydia Barrows idk wether you know this but uh Loki died in Infinity War

[@lydiabarrows5511]

Speedy 3395 he’s faked it before

[@Speedy-ez9iw]

Lydia Barrows true but he h

[@shhh8579]

The Nick Fury in this sounds exactly like Samuel L Jackson

[@legomaxrebo8669]

Haven't u seen the star was hishi *mace windoo*

[@guccigacha4692]

TRUE

[@AbsorbedFren]

Yep

[@arunjeyanthan3179]

you know right that he is acted by Samuel L Jackson

[@naturalone6529]

Maybe it was...

[@adityaagarwal6640]

Thanos died as he lived: sitting in his chair.

[@Frilabird]

Capt Marvel's voice actor's actually sounds like here

[@trentm.364]

1:51 "Let me Batmansplain this to you." I legitimately spit out my coffee at this line haha.

[@watercat1302]

You should have saved another full cup in your belt XD

[@ketchup016]

*Fury:* She's kind of the first Avenger. *Cap:* I thought I was the first Avenger. *1500-year-old Thor:* Am I a joke to you?

[@tuannguyenminh864]

You understand wrong but i like your joke dude :))

[@bearded17yearold]

Lol

[@rapolasra934]

They Are Talking about First to become the Avenger. Not the First one Born Avenger

[@Coolz_Pickle]

@Person She wasn't recruited, she went to the earth and said, "Imma gonna help you" and boom

[@akashafofo6939]

@@tuannguyenminh864 Then explain. Don't just say that and disappear.

[@ashishparasar1032]

Fun fact: She arrived there immediately but in real movie, she arrived hours later. 😲😲

[@AbhijitDas_23]

3:55 correct decision 😂

[@xmafui3005]

I get it because Shazam was named Captain Marvel.

[@sonuneil.9421]

*Marvel.

[@charlesnc]

Shazam was named captain marvel way before marvel was even a company when they were Atlas Comics and after a series of laysuits between dc and shazams original creators dc got him but didn't use him for year then marvel started using the name captain Mar-vel and then dc started using the character in the late 70's early 80's calling him the original captain marvel and then marvel comics suied dc and after many years dc and marvel settled and thats why shazam is his name now

[@adoraofoborh501]

I heard about that!

[@charlesnc]

I think nerd sync did a vid

[@adoraofoborh501]

@@charlesnc I think i saw the one by Screen Rant or Film Theories

[@garybradley912]

The voice actor doing Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury is on point!

[@maem7462]

True it really is on point

[@Medievalgamer-oh7ru]

I’m now starting too see the resemblance

[@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007]

Gary Bradley it IS samuel L jackson they just used technology to make him look younger

[@joshcohen29]

@@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 he means in this video

[@JesusHernandez-lf6hp]

Gary Bradley 2 thousandth like

[@JLSD17]

Verse: did u just tell me I needed to smile?.. Superman: o.o

[@calamityapple7398]

"Verse". Classic autocorrect moment. It's "Vers".

[@Ch05en0ne]

I really liked how you guys planned ahead and actually made a reference (foreshadowing?) for a hishe video you are yet to release. I am talking about superman erasing batman's memory at Ironman 2 hishe.

[@reidadkison402]

Superman: Now all you need to do is smile for the camera. Captain Marvel: Is that, like, a personal attack or something?

[@dtester]

Oh great...now she going to steal Superman's motorcycle...

[@axelf8557]

Reid Adkison 😂🤣💀

[@Saeronor]

@@dtester Now you know why batman was so dark-knighting her. His shit's expensive. What is she going to steal from Superman, anyway? Crypto?

[@QuixoteX]

Let me Batmansplain...

[@clarecarey2594]

Reid Adkison Still don't get why that's offensive ?

[@heiro7572]

"I know it was you, Goose. You broke my heart." -Nick Fury

[@troillandford7679]

Ey, ey, woah *distant Italian noises*

[@rosesongoku6980]

"GOOSE! Come back! You're still family! GOOOOOOOSE!!!!!"

[@jeramahia123]

Its name is supposed to be "Chewie". Carol is a big Star Wars fan in the comics and claims Han Solo is her spirit animal. Why didn't they put THAT in the movie? Give her some CHARACTER!

[@amithkm1961]

Nice work

[@lindildeev5721]

I was expecting Fury to lose his other eye.

[@noorkuijpers1346]

Captain Marvel: i am the strongest Batman: no Captain Marvel: why not? Batman: because i'm Batman!

[@markn7519]

they should've done this

[@m16s19]

and I'm rich ...

[@adrianccone]

@@m16s19 Yes, the Batfleck line

[@onurhanekici700]

Superman: I am stronger than all of you. Batman:No,Because I am Batman.

[@BatmanSays]

Because I m batman

[@typo1345]

*AND I WILL SPEAK ABOUT SAID BETRAYAL FOR DECADES, GOOSE, UNTIL I AM FULLY SATISFIED!!* We know, Nick, we know.

[@MegamanNT]

It's Fury.

[@typo1345]

@@MegamanNT I know I know

[@Theherooftime61702]

They shall know his FURY

[@johanll6321]

Speak, but whatever.

[@groot7844]

It's funny that in Winter Soldier he made such a big deal about it, but then it turns out it was just a stretch by a cat (that he already knew was a flercken).

[@jaredguffey1185]

I just hope they get decent writers for Captain Marvel 2 and give her a villain she can actually go toe to toe against.

[@rasmusfriis19]

Shes too OP

[@jaxonneven6367]

I just hope that there is no captain marvel 2

[@sexyyeyo]

@@rasmusfriis19 superman is too op too and he gets films.

[@matthewparis907]

At least we now know where Goose has been all these films later; jumped off a table and was never seen again

[@zankenfrasher]

Captain Marvel: * blows up ship with Ronan * GOTG: Welp... There goes our movie..

[@jan2968]

Captain Marvel: defeats thanos and all the ships Avengers: Welp, there goes our movies

[@thehalf-mortalpoet7476]

When ego tries to take control of all planets , captain marvel defeats ego an kill him , GOTG : what the sh#@ , there goes our movie ,again Captain america blasts their ship ,saying " language ! "😹😂😁😀

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

Zankenfrasher was about to say that

[@thehalf-mortalpoet7476]

@@tyrannapusandfriends6254 say what ??

[@KingMickeyMouseOoO]

That's just what I was thinking of! Oh man, that was just beautiful! Ronan the Accuser..... GONE!!! Just like that! ^_^

[@toomanyoldsports]

“Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.” “Did you just tell me to smile?” 😂

[@NotABot55]

"What, got micrometeorites in your teeth? Go have a brush then, we'll wait."

[@ranwolf76]

@@Rayito1999 no it's a reference to the movie itself

[@bbtank3000]

@@Rayito1999 It's a reference to everyday women in society being told by men to smile whenever they are not smiling. It's offensive because it implies that women are expected to always be smiling, cheerful and happy for men. It's the primitive concept that women are supposed to be serving and pleasing.

[@prestonbrower762]

@@Rayito1999 the actress got all triggered after somebody mentioned that Cap. Marvel never smiles in posters. And now it's "sexist" to ask someone to please smile

[@The_Greedy_Orphan]

Or it could be a reference to the fact that she acts like a spoilt brat who makes a mountain out of every molehill.

[@AmericPet]

This is so perfect!

[@mazieglick563]

This is my favorite video from this channel.

[@lemuelsambitan6682]

Who's the voice actor of Fury? His imitation is bloody well done *Lowkey hoping that it's actually Samuel L. Jackson*

[@ohdogwow2]

Agreed. It would be cool if he's pulling a Ryan Reynolds and is secret voicing like Ryan did with Deadpool all over the internet.

[@nanyabiznus4738]

Me too

[@resortisland8977]

I thought actors can't legally potray their characters in other pieces that isn't from the company that the character is from. Well I guess I was wrong

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

@@resortisland8977 I think there's a a law that allows any material to be used as long as it's for parody or satire.

[@bryanlariviere5702]

@@resortisland8977 It has to be in their contract that they cannot.

[@ChocolatierRob]

Now personally I would have preferred the gag to be that she appears for every catastrophe... several days after they've been resolved. "Look, I am usually very far away. You need to page me sooner and wait!"

[@danielcharland1374]

I could get behind that. It's not like she can get there from half-way across the universe or wherever she is in the blink on an eye.

[@RandomGirl2005]

That would have been funnier imo XD

[@Treviisolion]

It’s possibly why Nick Fury wasn’t paging her in the first place.

[@betterlatethannever4529]

You have my vote

[@alexeykryuk3560]

Yeah, they really dropped the ball on that one.

[@hxngrytxrtle4377]

I love how Superman and Batman’s always there 😂 😆 😝

[@Aplysia]

Nice OG Captain Marvell reference at the end!

[@rascal342]

“Let me just Bat-mansplain this to you” 😂

[@brettjacobson4600]

Should have been 'bat-splain' this to you!

[@perfect0edge]

Brett Jacobson it’s “Bat-mansplain”

[@Harry-zn7yb]

@@brettjacobson4600 that's the joke man. "Mansplain"

[@rascal342]

I’ll fix it since I think it does look better that way. No more batman-splaining.

[@PobonsPing]

4:00 Captain Marvel: Destroys the aliens Avengers: *Are we a joke to you?*

[@brightblackgrouse6236]

shes the joke

[@merlball8520]

@@brightblackgrouse6236 You mean Carol "Rey" Danvers of the MCU is a joke? How dare you?! *cough* Yet another Mary Sue from Disney *cough*

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

😂

[@pityuakibunyos9314]

No! Becasuse I’m Batman!

[@k9feline2]

@Merl Ball *cough* Batman is the biggest Mary Sue of them all *cough*

[@Lucas-ek2uc]

1:00 Super Cafe timestamp (This is just for me)

[@seankingdon8346]

“And you will know my name is Fury as I lay my hands upon thee!”

[@sebagonzalezmusic]

Nick Fury to Cap: "The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye" Also Nick Fury: (No one can ever know I trusted an alien cat by putting it too close to my face and was very unnaturally nonchalant after it scratched my left eye, leaving me completely blind in it)

[@legomaxrebo8669]

Ha

[@SG1Mitchell]

I mean he might not have realized that he was going to be permanently blind in it even in the scene where he and Carol are washing dishes. He hasn't even been to a doctor yet at that point. By the time it gets to the final scene of the where he is talking to Coulson and wearing an eyepatch it just is what it is. He can't change it

[@bettyblue1986]

Mr. PKG Can you blame him?

[@Believin_Stephen]

That exact line ran through my mind in the theatre.

[@Boopbeep233]

Lol!

[@tanish6298]

Captain Marvel: I’m the first avenger Captain America: Am I joke to you? Thor: Am I a joke to you?

[@ilvrfng791]

IKR

[@ricardohoang8452]

Carol, you messed up

[@shree173]

Captain America is first avanger ,thor has lived thousands of years but he became avanger after he got on earth even Tony was an avanger then

[@bobbob5255]

@@shree173 r/whoooosh

[@spirosaris1630]

It's about when they were born, but when they joined the institution

[@oxymoron02]

As much as I love the movie, the moment she destroyed all those ships in a matter of seconds I KNEW we were never going to see her display power like it again.

[@jarednil69]

The same could be said of Superman! I mean, he can REVERSE TIME!!

[@lordmarcel902]

Only in the movie from 1978. The Man of Steel Superman can't do this.

[@noahr9054]

Good job, you saved the world, and *cancelled guardians of the galaxy*

[@CreatorTale]

Because she killed ronan

[@tvalokibatman6563]

Creator Tale And she killed guardians of the galaxy

[@noahr9054]

@@tvalokibatman6563 no... she didnt

[@noahr9054]

@@CreatorTale because without ronan there would be no guardians cuz they wouldnt need to stop anyone

[@tvalokibatman6563]

Big Ol' Boof yes she did she killed ronan and how will guardians of the galaxy will meet each other?

[@worldwideinterests1]

That bit with Thanos at the end was great.

[@gargimall9023]

Man i really love the ending dude that was the awsomest things you have ever done

[@roberthart2358]

I get it because Shazam was called Captain marvel before Shazam

[@aahirgh]

I was looking for this comment. Somebody gets it. Thank you!

[@craigrobinson9180]

True

[@zwergwuschel]

I still call him Captain marvel because I'm so used to it

[@JustJanitor]

I thought that too! Woohoo im not crazy

[@emmanueldariofernandezarci3757]

And because he was the first to use that name. Silly DC failed at trademarking it and Marvel decided to benefit from such fail and, un a dickish move, went and too k the name

[@mvrt3n3ax72]

So we not gonna talk about the great Samuel L. Jackson impression?

[@AustinDavenport]

Mvrt3n 3AX7 thought It was actually him

[@Seekerxl]

Same lol felt that was something that needed to be addressed lol

[@lapislazuli06]

It was spot on!

[@MastaChafa]

Actually each time SLJ appears on HISHE it's the same person doing the voice, so it's great indeed, but we've seen it before many times.

[@cameronf.680]

I love this video so much and it just makes so much sense 😂.

[@justincrowley8787]

They called like the whole plot of Secret Invasion 4 years ago

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

I think Cap is still the first avenger. He was frozen 50 years before her movie even happened.

[@rarufu2368]

70 with all due respect

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

Rarufu Yamashito Yahimada I get where you’re coming from, but I’m thinking when the movie happens in the MCU rather than when it came out in our real world.

[@theoblack4592]

Technically it’s Thor in the since that he is the oldes

[@lousygaming8220]

Everyone here makes a valid point, but bear in mind (and I’m talking about just the movies, not the comics), Captain Marvel was the inspiration for the Avengers and Fury even named the team after her code name; Carol “Avenger” Danvers, so, Captain Marvel: First Avenger

[@beardedbronco]

@@lousygaming8220 in real life test pilots don't get call signs. So therefore Carol isn't the first avenger.

[@neilfg5564]

Captain Marvel : I'm the first Avenger Captain America: Hold my vintage after-shave Thor: Hold my Asgardian beer

[@MamaMOB]

Thor wasn't an Avenger until they were already a thing. Being old doesn't make you the first in a group.

[@jeremymunene5304]

You mean mead.

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

Neil FG lmao

[@Pikachufps3]

Iron Man: Hold my Arc.

[@r.shankarashrishsujay2822]

@@MamaMOB shoving something out of nowhere for personal political agenda doesn't really become a part of something original.

[@adamizerentertainment6632]

I love what u guys do!!!😂😂😂😂✊🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Fenris77]

Great vid as allways. 4:52 Oh... Are we hinting at the fact that Marvel practically stole the name Captain Marvel? He he he...

[@keandras8584]

SHADOWWOLF77 l

[@pkjohnson7477]

that "target demographic" joke at the end is on another level. I commend you for that.

[@Haremiark]

I don't get it?

[@maritiafeighan7129]

Ha

[@RK-ep8qy]

PK Johnson the Shazam joke? Sorry I'm a bit lost

[@joshuam.6027]

@@RK-ep8qy The "target demographic joke" is because of this: What's the main target demographic of Captain Marvel? Of course, it's mainly for the women and girls (besides the super nerds) Why? Because the film is the first female MCU solo film and the marketing is heavily catered to the female demographic. Simple as that...

[@RK-ep8qy]

Joshua Jireh Marasigan I get that but which part of the video referenced and made a joke about that?

[@bigbaddawg101]

Come on! You can't attack Thanos while he's sitting in his chair! It's not his time!

[@Joshua-gs8ln]

bigbaddawg101 So true!!!

[@LednacekZ]

that is like killing someone on the toilet

[@bigbaddawg101]

@@LednacekZ RIP Tywin Lannister

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@LednacekZ True

[@lamsect]

hes the man in the chair and the only one that there can be

[@Neontronique]

I needed this laugh, thank you HISHE!

[@Alex_Dul]

"Smile!" Is that a personal attack or something?!

[@kozaky32]

Ye

[@kittybeewillows]

Girls are often told to "smile" just to be prettier. The guy who catcalled her in the movie also told her to "smile". It;s exhausting to the point that it's offensive. Women aren't displays or models to be commanded for smiles

[@waluigitime1780]

@@kittybeewillows You sound upset. You should smile.

[@hyperonestarcraft]

You mean a "microaggression"

[@tomspiegel5322]

People come up with all sorts of reasons to be offended these days.

[@Midnight2630]

C.Marvel: "What is an emergency to you, Fury?" Fury: "I wasn´t dying in 2012."

[@arianebolt1575]

He was dying in 2014...

[@Edagui97]

In Fury's defense, the Avengers were already on the scene and it would have taken Marvel anything from 15 minutes to 2 years to arrive depending on which part of the universe she was in currently.

[@Jordan-vc4cn]

@@Edagui97 FURTHER in his defense, if I'm not mistaken, Fury is thinking in a much grander, big picture scale. He only wants to call her when Earth's forces are entirely incapable of combating a threat. Captain Marvel is putting out massive fires across space. Many places she's defending don't have their own team of superheroes like Earth does. To pull her away from all those other people in need of her help when Earth has a perfectly capable task force would be hugely selfish and arguably irresponsible. You can disarm a nuke and hit back against an invading army, be it alien or A.I., with military power or with the Avengers. They may lose, but at least they have a realistic chance to fight back. When it came to the snap? Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person.

[@mementomori5580]

@@Jordan-vc4cn "Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person." Neither can Captain Marvel.

[@Aspartem]

@@mementomori5580 Well, duh. Captain Marvel has no shield.

[@sweetnsaltie_8774]

This came out on my birthday! CoOl

[@probrosau]

This is one of the only HISHEs I've ever seen where Batman doesn't have a coffee mug in his hand during a SuperCafé scene for even a moment

[@ninjamaster5616]

Superman: Smile for the camera Captain Marvel: Is that a personal attack or something?

[@DJCMORE]

That's when superman knew he f'd up

[@stanleyho1991]

Captain waaaamen doesnt smile...

[@alee4244]

I went crazy when this came up

[@xNightHawk32]

To feminists everything’s an attack. Don’t even look at her... that’s offensive too lol you can’t win with these people. I still feel Captain America is the first Avenger. Technically he was frozen in ice. Sooo in your face I’m Batman! Lol

[@blizzrd6578]

@@xNightHawk32 Really technically, Thor was the first Avenger. He's like thousands of years old.

[@kaleb6044]

Captain Marvel: *flies towards Thanos* Thanos: " IT'S NOT MY TIME"

[@algordo1997]

Oh yes it is.

[@riftvallance2087]

A missed opportunity

[@sarcasticsaber8902]

Yet...

[@mayaworld9185]

JKLBOAT it’s ok Thanos we can explain 👌

[@CertainOverlord]

captain marvel is a failure *change my mind*

[@kanedaku]

Cap wasnt an Avenger until being defrosted, Captain Marvel gave the name and idea to Fury that we need a team to protect Earth, first person recruited to the Avengers was a tie between Tony, Hulk and Thor. And its not because Thor is the oldest. Tony was the first person asked, but remember when there was an evaluation for him in IM2, it said IM yes, YS no. At the end of IM1, that was the same week as Bruce being found and Thor making himself known to Shield. What everyone is forgetting here, is that the two existing Avengers were Clint Barton and Natasha.

[@ChaosRayZero]

Surprised I can't find any comments about how at 2:35 Batman has started carrying a spare after that incident with the Justice League and Doctor Destiny. X^D Out of over 13,700 comments, _I can't possibly_ be the first person to make that joke. =^p

[@danielclark241]

"Let me Batmansplain this to you..." If this doesn't become a thing, then I give up!

[@Ildriss]

Oh my god I laughed so hard when he said that XD

[@Tombstone-ri2ts]

Superman: Now smile for the camera! Carol: is that like a personal attack or something?

[@vanguardofthevoid740]

you people use the same joke over and over

[@goombaroomba1561]

@@vanguardofthevoid740 Too bad. Deal with it.

[@vanguardofthevoid740]

Silence Sans AV

[@chuparmelapolla1]

PossiblyTsundere Stop whinnying

[@constantinvaldor703]

PossiblyTsundere ... but it’s still pretty funny though even after all this time 😁