when card names get ridiculous

[@RenewedHorizon]

The fact that Buffalong Bill sounds so much like a card ProZD came up with that he absolutely had to break character to clarify that one was genuinely real is sending me.

[@eclipsetcg5767]

@@ToxicTurquoise454 It is infact. a real card.

[@Jagar_Tharn]

where?

[@Gabriel-doodle]

I feel like they created that card *_just_* for ProZD to use that card in the sponsorship.

[@grunchchristmas]

Googled it. It's real😂

[@rasengdori13]

Sounds like you don’t get out much if it’s sending you.

[@nickk4953]

“That’s not even a card I made up that’s, that’s just a real card” that had me dying how matter of factly he did that.

[@JuukaRock]

I looked up this card, it's a buffalo with long rifle guns for horns...that it isn't a card ProZD designed is just all the more insane to me and just has me cracking up.

[@JuukaRock]

@@Deltexterity Battle Spirits, the game that this video was sponsored by if you watched the whole thing

[@RetepAdam]

It’s the little smirk for me.

[@macmusial3644]

Sometimes, you learn the difference between Mooborygmos and Mooborygmos Enraged the hard way when you take 9 dairy discard damage to the dome

[@Theycallmetomu]

I get that reference!

[@janktribal9238]

Borborygmoo

[@wedgearyxsaber]

When he asked "WhIcH ClOvUs" I immediately thought of this situation

[@jakem4648]

I was hoping I'd be early enough to drop the obligatory pithing needle reference.

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

I knew I'd find a moogic the gathering reference if I looked hard enough

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

It is so impressive how he keeps to the cow theme for all these hilarious card skits

[@MollyHJohns]

Yeah. He has his own 'IPs' for the specific stuff he's doing his skits for. Anime = Chairem Anime. Drama = The Pizza Brothers. Game = those King Dragon stuff. And now, card game, is this (idk his 'official' naming of his dairy cow card game yet).

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

@@MollyHJohns cowrd game?!

[@juliamavroidi8601]

@@MollyHJohns Legendairy Cattleclysm

[@Boslatine]

​@@juliamavroidi8601😂 Yes Please

[@CertifiedDoc]

I need a playlist of all these cow game skits.

[@colderratic5681]

I absolutely love the ProZD style of mercilessly mocking every sponsorship he gets.

[@MagmaRiver]

Sometimes no one likes making fun of something as much as it's own fans do

[@Y.Nawabi]

Same here!!! Have an awesome day!!

[@reizak8966]

Yeah, but then I actually watch the sponsorship segments. It's pure genius.

[@bare_bear_hands]

Have you seen Nurse recently? She accepted a sponsorship from Raid, and implied certain things about Raid players, cellphones and medical emergencies - she is Nurse after all.

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@bare_bear_hands Who?

[@masiethespiral]

This is made even funnier with the knowledge that the Gettysburg Address was famous for how short it was as opposed to all the other people who spoke that day

[@BasedMamaJames617]

True, wasn't there like some orator before Lincoln arrived who spoke for like two hours?

[@Fieari]

The photographer wasn't even done setting up his camera. Admittably, cameras took a lot longer to set up back then, but he thought he'd have time since speeches are typically longer.

[@ravinraven6913]

thats not a good reason to be funny? a 2 minute long name is way too long, 2 minute Speech about a 3 day battle that took 46-51k casualties would be considered rude and is too short for what occured....so why is it funny? If Bush gave a 2 min long speech about 911, they would have vilified him worse than he already was The Gettysburg address isn't exactly famous for being short either. Its famous for being short and still so well put together compared to others there. Like the guy who droned on for an hour or two and didn't even come close to the effect that Lincolns address had had.

[@MWSin1]

Lincoln was a master of speaking. The other people who made statements that day were (like most politicians) masters of talking. There's a significant difference.

[@danielbaird6662]

@@BasedMamaJames617 That was William Harrison, ninth U.S. president. His inaugural speech was two hours, in the rain.

[@its_leeoh4509]

The 2 part card and character break added so much to this skit lmao

[@johnofthenorth6653]

The second card BROKE me. I had to pause to finish laughing.

[@romainsavioz5466]

Which one ?

[@raininess]

Yes. I love that he left that in.

[@timothye.2902]

there are some Magic the Gathering cards that actually stack sideways on top of one another to create one entity on the battlefield using two cards. The mechanic is called "meld"

[@aaronloiselle3651]

Good job, this irrelevant redundant comment got you 3k likes. That's 3k people with a brain the size of a peanut because it didn't add to or take away from anything. He does things like this in pretty much every skit, you just wanted attention just like everybody else on youtube.

[@nahtans95]

The amount of cow puns he managed to fit into the Gettysburg Address is truly impressive

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

Don't you mean the Gettysburger address?

[@aguythatlikesgames9574]

@@gengarisnotinsmash...Gettysbull

[@ExcitingOnion]

It's amoozing

[@Canaris4]

It is not that impressive. After "All cows are created equal", there isn't a single cow pun for the rest of the speech.

[@olburgle2841]

0:41 It finally happened. ProZD kept in him cracking up over his own silly card names.

[@parzingtheasian]

i love seeing things like those, the character breaking is just something that is mmmph

[@michaelsander2878]

I love that he couldn't even get through that nonsense. I think him breaking made me laugh more than the setup. Which already had me laughing a little bit. I'm getting over covid so this video literally caused me pain. But I'm happy that I can laugh again.

[@DTwoHS]

this is just the first time he’s ever had to redo a take

[@captainrogers2790]

Scams

[@DanXRojas]

Gigoga giga gagagagigo

[@highlander6100]

He really wrote out the entire Gettysburg address on a card with cow puns. That's really well done.

[@MrMeltJr]

This shit actually happened in a Magic tournament once. Without getting into too much detail, a guy played a card that let's you name any card and then abilities of the named card can't be activated. He intended to name Borborygmos Enraged (a key piece of his opponents combo), but just said "Borborygmos" and because there is another card called Borborygmos, the tournament judge ruled that he named that card instead of the combo piece. They actually changed the rules after that, it's now on both players to be clear on what card was named before the game goes on, and you can always call a judge if your opponent is being shitty about it.

[@JD-wu5pf]

The judge 100% had money riding on that game. I can't think of any other reason why he'd fuck over a player that badly.

[@malcomchase9777]

@@JD-wu5pf I can imagine someone acting like a "computer" and trying to interpret the rules as strictly as possible. Guy was probably worried about their job.

[@MrMeltJr]

@@JD-wu5pf Not really. Magic is very serious about it's rules, the designers put a lot of effort into making sure there are rules to cover literally anything that could ever happen in a game. Magic judges are supposed to enforce the letter of the law with no personal interpretations, so that no matter where you play and who's judging, the rules will work the same no matter what. Honestly I put more blame on the opponent, he definitely knew what card he intended to name but rules lawyered his way around it. It's a great system 99.9% of the time, but that 0.1% comes up now and then. They're usually pretty quick about changing the rules to fix these kind of things, though.

[@imperiallarch7610]

I still can't believe they changed the rule over this, it seems obvious to me that you should have to say the actual card name. If you named "Borborygmos" then you named "Borborygmos."

[@MrMeltJr]

@@imperiallarch7610 I think the rule change was great. For one, it prevents stuff like this from happening again due to similar card names. It also helps players who don't speak English very well (or at all) with card names that might not have simple translations to English. Most foreign tournament players are probably going to learn English card names anyway, but this helps everybody avoid confusion. There have been other weird tournament rulings that came from non-English-speaking players saying something wrong.

[@CamONEILL]

The fact the ad features a card named "SUPERNOVA DRAGON SLEGWURM NOVA" really sells the point of the video

[@NaudVanDalen]

Apparently it's Siegworm. Victory worm.

[@chinopinowarrior9022]

The synergy when the sponsorship kicks in and the 1st card is called "Supernova Dragon Slegwurm Nova" is over 9000

[@DarthEnderX]

1:09 Lightning Beast Emperor Thunder Zedleon?!

[@csolisr]

And don't forget Phantom Beastking Rean

[@Eorzat]

These sound like card names an A.I. would make lmao

[@Swisskies]

Grand Underworld Trio Barock BALDO can't be real

[@comiqueromosses9132]

Why the fuck do you need 2 novas in the name

[@samuelberry6326]

In Magic the Gathering, a rule specifically states that a card may be called by ANY name so long as both players agree upon an understanding of which card was referenced. This rule was implemented after someone lost an entire tournament due to abbreviating a card name.

[@lucaslennan3356]

I played Yugioh and remembering thinking it was crazy that was ever allowed to happen at all, since Yuhioh always had that rule implemented. Seriously, the amount of times I've said "the red one".

[@eldritchexploited5462]

Pithing Needle Borborygmos my Beloved.

[@misterghoul9457]

@@lucaslennan3356didn’t yugioh have to implement a version of the rule after someone called “Black luster soldier” for a mind hack or something, and they said they didn’t have the ritual card, causing a judge call or something?

[@lucaslennan3356]

@@misterghoul9457 If they did it was 2 decades ago. It's been a rule as far back as I can remember.

[@ashikjaman1940]

​@@lucaslennan3356 Yu-Gi-Oh has the disadvantage of frequently having 20 different guys that are actually just the same guy lol

[@JakatoXtra]

I like how he didn't have to make up Buffalong Bill since that's an Actual Card from Battle Spirits Saga and fits his Cow Card Game Theme 🐮😆

[@meapyboy12345]

Oh thats what he meant by its actually a real card

[@mynt4033]

god damn this game looks really bad. It's like they took yugioh but made it worse.

[@paologrisanti4627]

@@mynt4033 Maybe you should give the game a try before criticizing it. It's nowhere like Yugioh and it's far more strategical. Plus the artworks are badass

[@mynt4033]

@@paologrisanti4627 lol no it's gross. Disgusting big numbers for no reason, convoluted generic art, and textwall card design tells me everything about the game maker's vision and it's garbage.

[@paologrisanti4627]

@@mynt4033 The numbers on the top left are for the summon mechanic 😭😭😭

[@Robbie32]

0:42 leaving the blooper in definitely makes this better XD

[@BuiHieuDong]

ProZD is literally a card expert at this point, love to see how many cards he has in his collection.

[@hedgelad712]

I hope he keeps them in a golden binder

[@OGSilentMan]

shut up

[@michel0dy]

The fact that recently a yugioh player got a loss at a national tournament because he declared a card as "Agido" and not "Agido, The Ancient Sentinel" in his decklist makes this video even funnier.

[@why2k87]

Holy cow something like that actually happened years ago in competitive magic the gathering.

[@HighPriestFuneral]

Isn't that because there's another card called just, "Agido"?

[@kamenrider5ds60]

@@HighPriestFuneral Yea there is the original Agido from Dark Crisis released WAY back in 2004, thus if putting down in a deck list just "Agido" while actually playing "Agido, The Ancient Sentinel" makes it seem like you cheated by swapping out a terrible card(Original Agido) for a much better one and throw off the opponent.

[@ikebirchum6591]

Something similar happened in Magic once with Borborygmos and Borborygmos, Enraged

[@kyuubinaruto17]

@@kamenrider5ds60 Are deck lists public knowledge before the games start? Does everyone know what decks everyone has? Wouldn't there be no mystery then?

[@PoopinaBucket]

The fact that Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon is a real card name without ANY spaces, fits this video PERFECTLY

[@1stCallipostle]

On the other hand, with a lot of spaces, we have shit like "Training Fur Hire, Fur All Your Training Needs"

[@Avvura]

whats the other one...gogiga gagagigo XD

[@iateitguy903]

Oh damn, I forgot about that for a minute there. I think my dad still calls it my "interplanetary duh-duh-duh".

[@ghen492]

But what about "D/D/D/D Super-Dimensional Sovereign Emperor Zero Paradox"?

[@seanmiller6583]

@@ghen492 no way are these for real actual card names?

[@cleoh3]

Fun fact! One time in a MtG tournament there were two opponents: one of the player's main win conditions was activating a card named "Borborygmos, Enraged", and to counter this, the other player was playing a card named pithing needle to prevent the first player from activating his win condition. Pithing needle directs its controller to name a card, and then instructs that activated abilities of the named card can't be activated. The second player named the card "Borborygmos", which happens to be the name of a second card, that is entirely different from "Borborygmos, Enraged". The judges ruled that under the pithing needle that had named "Borborygmos", "Borborygmos, Enraged" could be activated to it's controller's heart's content.

[@ParodyKnaveBob]

This infamous incident also led to a change in rules 'cause that was, y'know, dumb, lol. $X^ b

[@nitroglitch45]

I love how he broke the 4th wall and had to clarify that first card was real

[@jacobw.6744]

I love it when people leave the character breaks in their skits. We're giggling like idiots while watching, it's fun to know that even the skit creator is laughing at how silly the things they're saying are.

[@StarKnight54]

I like how this implies he was just saying knowledge that he was gaining telepathically or something before actually reading the card

[@buycraft911miner2]

He trusted in the heart of the cards

[@JJBeauregard1]

I've totally done the "pretend to not understand what your friend means to force them into saying something ridiculous" move :'D

[@callahanjohnson]

1:03 "that all cows are creAted equal" 😂 That voice crack as he gets increasingly passionate totally gets me.

[@Ha-Tannin]

I am reminded of Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy, one of the few Numbers cards to not have their title dropped when brought into English. For those who don't know, there's a series of monster cards in Yugioh called "Number" which, in the original Japanese, have a title in their card name, which goes with a "given" name (except for the Over 100 ones i think). When brought over, the English game dropped the titles for basically all of them, except for the Hope related Manga ones that werent Utopia. So, cards like the protagonist's ace, Utopia (named Hope in Japanese, as in "Houpu") was changed from "Number 39: King of Wishes, Hope" to just "Number 39: Utopia." These names aren't even that long in Japanese, text wise, as they're always in Japanese, written in Kanji, with the given name being in Katakana. So Utopia's Japanese name was writen as No. 39 希望皇霍普ホープ. Titanic Galaxy up there was simply No. 39 魁竜タイタニック・ギャラクシー (Kibou Kairyuu Titanic Galaxy), which takes up SIGNIFICANTLY less space than a direct translation. Yet they directly translated it. For some reason.

[@matthew-ph6xo]

Another awesome installment in the epic cow card game saga

[@txzk26]

3 bots. wow

[@proffapoluga2573]

Including one who's trying to pretend to not be one. Quite meta... and slightly funny

[@Mene0]

@@txzk26 In another comment there were 6 lol

[@txzk26]

@@Mene0 KZbin has become fucking ridiculous. Instead of tackling bots, they are putting all their efforts into making their UI even shitier.

[@marvelinopanjaitan6076]

I love the fact that he's sponsoring the Battle Spirits TCG since it has pretty long card names like "Evangelion Special Equipment for Extreme Space Adaption Supplementable Unit-08 Revised Gamma Temporary Two-Arm Reinforcement Specification -Operation Yamato-"

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

wHAT

[@webbowser8834]

They recently just finished revealing the cards for the Evangelion collab set. This is only a mild exaggeration of how dumb the card names are. The magic cards are just freaking movie quotes such as "To think that I, the 1st angel, would be reduced to the 13th..." To make things worse the card names are redundant enough that coming up with abbreviations that unambiguously identify cards is actually kinda hard.

[@AJSXenigma]

I'm always excited for a card game to sponsor Sungwon so we can get more Legendairy Cattleclysm

[@shadowldrago]

Is that the official name of the Cow Card Game now?

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Sing Wing does have nice cards.

[@menialbee]

@@shadowldrago I like moogic: the grazering personally

[@tiozuradasexatas6754]

@@shadowldrago Yes. Some of these cards were sold under this name.

[@AJSXenigma]

@@shadowldrago Yep, you can buy some of the cards from The Yetee!

[@Drewtendo]

That break when he started saying the last card was perfect!

[@Arkholt2]

I imagine whenever anyone comes to SungWon offering to sponsor a video he always tells them, "You know it's just going to be a video making fun of you, right"

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Humor is literally the best for ads. It's why the majority of commercials are so over the top ridiculous.

[@SassyServine17]

I don't remember when he said it, but that actually does happen. He does tell them that he's gonna make fun of them and most of the sponsors are all go for it

[@CassiusKent]

I love that he couldn't help but laugh before continuing with the card.

[@dragonlogos1]

0:04 “that’s not even a card I made up” I’m dead bury me with my booster sets.

[@danhatter6823]

Seeing ProZD break character is the funniest part of this because it’s obvious to that he’s trying so hard to keep himself together

[@winterborne1_]

Wasn't expecting Divine Bovine Clovis Clovenhoof to have the same stats and abilities as Clovis Cloverhoof. I hope the "Divine" keyword carries some additional benefit.

[@Grievous_Nix]

It doesn’t take effect until the cheese-tasting phase

[@BreezyInterwebs]

It's a more versatile card since Divine-affecting augmentation cards will apply to it

[@EinDose]

@@BreezyInterwebs Yeah, but that only matters if he gets value from those cards. And Divine augmenting cards just aren't very useful for stuff like Clovenhoof, who just isn't really interested in buffs from stuff like Holy Milk or St. Eligius' Blessing.

[@firepuppies4086]

That's just extra copies of Clovis Clovenhoof

[@DieJG]

Can be your commander.

[@Nako3]

Thank god he didnt start the cheese factory shenanigans again.

[@jonesjermaine4387]

As a cis Chinese man and fan of his videos When is he going to talk about the round eyes stealing our Secret Fried Recipe that dates back to the Ding Dong Dynasty?

[@garchompenthusiast]

i never knew small family restaurants and card games would have so much in common

[@theshield2004]

“Dinah won’t you blow your heifer horn” omg that delivery was epic 😂😂😂

[@JJ_R]

“Get” ridiculous? They’ve *been* ridiculous.

[@alonsakarano1843]

Yu-Gi-Oh unironically named a card “Toadally Awesome”, and ever since it’s just gotten wackier across the board

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

In Yu-Gi-Oh, we have this one dragon monster named "Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon"

[@alonsakarano1843]

@@mozzarellamaniac6300 don’t forget about Interplanetarypurplythorny Beast

[@burbotime]

@@mozzarellamaniac6300 Speaking of mouthfuls, how about "Super Anti-Kaiju War Machine Mecha-Thunder-King"?

[@adonchristlael6301]

True, especially Battle Spirits collab sets card names

[@deepsolar169]

I'm just gonna remind y'all that "Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar" is a real magic card that sometimes is played

[@thegnarledpirate9198]

Card names when the game first launches: "Fire Dragon!", "Super Dinosaur!", "Great Warrior!" Card names a few years after the game's launch: " *_AKINION, THE ONEIRIC VIVISECTOR OF DIMENSIONS, SUPREME HERALD OF THE ALL POWERFUL DRAGON RULER OF THE OUTER REALMS NUMBER 9664!_* "

[@yeti4954]

And it's a common card.

[@aaronlaluzerne6639]

I see where ProZd got the idea of this video from. Now to get him to play every single popular card game just once each.

[@amateraceon5202]

You can see the production quality on the cards themselves steadily increasing over time with each skit Now we’re just waiting until he finally releases the card game as an official product

[@KoyasuNoBara]

He did release it kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJy0aaKQnJ12mas

[@Zamtrios245]

Including the one at the end of the skit

[@EinDose]

He's literally doing this

[@8thlvlMage]

He's using a template Bandai most likely provided him to make these cards, to advertise the game Bandai is releasing. We can only hope that Bandai releases a Cattle Spirits Saga expansion.

[@JamesTDG]

It would be sold out day 1

[@johnmonk4793]

I just really love how you stick so close to the cow/dairy theme lol makes my day every time

[@johnmonk4793]

@𝑻𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎@ProZD_YT please stop doing this to people. I don't even mean the scamming I get that you have no sense of pride or self but do you also have to drag someone else into it and damage their reputation along the process? I mean seriously everyone knows this is a scam creators know your doing it and they warn us in most videos now that they will never reach out in the comments so at the barest of minimums put some actual damned effort into being a piece of shit. Like don't half ass it if nothing else!

[@86davy]

The cow carnage saga continues

[@Theycallmetomu]

Does it? He was pretty specific on not playing it any longer!

[@ElTaitronAnim]

Oh my gosh the real card names during the ad read are insane. Fittingly, I think this is your longest ad read ever, too.

[@cutlefish7781]

0:42 I love how you kept this part

[@U.Inferno]

This is why MTG implemented a rule colloquially known as "That One Borborygmos Rule." There's a card in MTG that nullifies the abilities of any card named. Player A played the card and said "Borborygmos," which was the secondary win con of Player B's deck. Later, B played the exact card A was talking about, which the ref ruled in favor of because "Borborygmos" is a card that exists when the card A should have named was "Borborygmos, Enraged," even though the card "Borborygmos" wasn't used anywhere in that game being played and everyone knew what he was talking about. Later, Wizards of the Coast created the above rule to basically say "You don't have to say the full name of the card if everyone knows what you're talking about."

[@trickstarphoenix8413]

Longest yugioh card names, as copied from reddit somewhere: Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Evening Twilight (52) Number 23: Lancelot, Dark Knight of the Underworld (50) Number 45: Crumble Logos the Prophet of Demolition (50) Number 81: Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Super Dora (50) Assault Blackwing - Chidori the Rain Sprinkling (47) Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy (47) Super Anti-Kaiju War Machine Mecha-Thunder-King (47) Amorphactor Pain, the Imagination Dracoverlord (46) Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder (46) Showdown of the Secret Sense Scroll Techniques (46) Training Fur Hire, Fur All Your Training Needs (46)

[@trickstarphoenix8413]

And yes, I do actually play yugioh lol

[@tuseroni6085]

Oh but "jinzoningen psychoshocker" was too long and had to be shortened to jinzo.

[@trickstarphoenix8413]

@@tuseroni6085 Konami moment

[@junjiexie]

Now sort by number of syllables

[@abduljah9355]

That last one sounds like a staffing agency for kittens.

[@copyrightdragon7244]

Man, that had to be so satisfying. I remember this one time, in a tournament, I actually managed to get a moo-moo here and there. They were just everywhere on the board. Executing the Old McDonald Had a Farm, E-I-E-O combo almost blew out my voice box. Totally worth it, even if I only got 3rd place.

[@MaccyCheeze]

*THE SAGA GROWS*

[@jamesball90]

The saga cows

[@MakeVarahHappen]

My phone accidentally skipped ahead a minute and it was wild hearing the Gettysburg address.

[@yaelmurillo1863]

0:46 Imagine that sound effect that plays when you summon glorious megapresident Abrahoof Longhorn’s card.

[@bluelfsuma]

I choose to believe that Buffalong Bill was the inspiration for this.

[@bluelfsuma]

Report bots, don't reply. And mute in notifications.

[@SidescrollerDef]

Yo, this is huge! Battle Spirits is probably my favorite TCG, and it didn't get much of a proper US release. Super long card names aside, the game's core system is really fun and interesting. I highly recommend everyone take a look.

[@rogerr2796]

I don’t play these kinds of games. But I watch these videos for the humor value. Well done!

[@docterfantazmo]

I remember the worlds player who wanted to target Divine Clovis Cloven Hoof with his Pithing Pasture but because he only said Clovis Cloven Hoof (which is a seperate card) the ability fizzled and he lost the match.

[@LordOfHades]

0:54 /w auto captions: "four score and seven years ago our fathers brought porn"

[@michaeltheaegis]

The part we he pushed the card over and started reading the second card got me. 🤣

[@Silver_Crow]

I love how every time he references a trope in card games he whips out the cow cards

[@andreww479]

0:15 , Borborygmos Pithing Needle flashbacks intesify

[@ColdTiger]

"Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy" is still one of my favorite example of a ridiculous card name

[@HueSmalls]

I absolutely love being the player that makes everyone say the ridiculous names.

[@user-ey7qi9iz8r]

EVEN HE COULDNT SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

[@magetsalive5162]

I liked the part where he played Supergalaxy Milk-Lord Bovicus and used his effect, White Hole Neutron Discharge to destroy all spells, field effects, and moonsters on the board Blew my mind when White Hole Neutron Discharge was changed to only require loading a Black Hole Trap by banishing ten Holstein archetype moonsters from play.

[@andrewpotisk3976]

And it's still underpowered.

[@acrotechie]

had to watch through the ad at the end to confirm the ridiculous long card names xD. that's wild yo

[@deraile]

"This video was sponsored by Battle Spirits Saga, another card game with batshit fkin crazy card names." Jokes aside your sponsors really get their money's worth, you always deliver tenfold with your skits. Excellent content 😆👍

[@Ridlay_]

The fact that the music starts to start at the start (heh, nice) but gets immediately cut off by the character break is too good.

[@PatrickWDunne]

I love how the cow card game just gets more lore over time.

[@Atty1997]

ok I think we've gone full circle and started including bloopers in the final video which makes it even more hilarious

[@milessumida6770]

Just so long as everyone remembers that Borborigmos and Borborigmos, Enraged are two entirely different cards we shouldn't have a problem.

[@romanninjaprincess4477]

the names of battle spirits were ridiculous, you captured the essence of the game

[@GossamerGhoul]

"After 14 long years and over 60 booster sets, we've finally finished reciting the card's name."

[@RiverM8rix]

I appreciate that you’ve moved up to making new props for your skits.

[@caelephaisking3842]

God, I remember watching the battle spirits anime when I was a kid! Didn't think I'd ever see it again...

[@researchinbreeder]

And this is why MtG has a specific rule about the fact you don't need a specific card name as long as both players understand which card is being referred to. That, and Borborygmus.

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

1:20 he wasn't even exaggerating, look at those names

[@kyrios0307]

In Digimon Cad Game, there's an Option Card named: "Metropolitan Police Department, Community Safety Bureau, Cyber Crime Division, Investigation Unit 11, Digimon Crime Response Team"

[@c0wbait]

As someone who's gone by the online name "cow" my entire life, I absolutely love that everything in your card games is cow themed. S tier content.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

You would like West of Loathing.

[@Peelster1]

He says while going by the online name of "Craig Cherry" and not "cow". I feel lied to good sir.

[@PhantomThiefXI]

"say it, worm, say your turn is over" another real battle spirits card

[@Benvos]

It saddens me that I can’t hangout with people like this man, he’s ridiculously entertaining.

[@birdduck3314]

man he is making don't expect him to be that funny 24/7

[@alm5851]

You are a national youtube treasure. Never stop

[@pato6738]

The left guy should have his revenge of what the other guy did at 0:34 and instead of stopping him should ask him to repeat the card with the long ass name

[@lukewt456]

I would have thought that the first card was one made up for the skit until the character break. A very well played there.

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

Remember Godzilla- *Death Corona?* released in 2020. What a card.

[@jaren12072]

Still waiting on him to finish setting up the cheese tasting phase.

[@HalcaeonArt]

Hilariously something like this actually happened in an official tournament of Magic: The Gathering which resulted in one player using naming the game's naming conventions to create a loophole, netting him the win.

[@webbowser8834]

Oh yeah, the Pithing Needle controversy. Yeah, that wasn't fun for anyone involved.

[@enlongjones2394]

Yeah. There’s a card called Borborygmos Enraged. Which is a much more powerful version of the character first introduced in the card just called “Borborygmos”. So when someone just declared “Borborygmos” with a card that prevents the opponent from using any card you name, the player used Borborygmos Enraged, because “Borborygmos” by itself is a valid card. Even though everyone at the table and the spectators knew that he meant Borborygmos Enraged; it’s just shorthand.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

That's not a loophole, that's how the game works. You can scream about "shorthand" all you want, but the fact is there are plenty of cards whose names will be exactly the same when shortened. There's like thirteen Lillianas and eight Chandras. It's up to the person _naming the card_ to be specific. They don't get to blanket ban a name until they see what their opponent is actually using.

[@HalcaeonArt]

@TheWanderingMist null I consider it a loophole because both players knew what the guy meant when he said Borborygmos. I don't think the original one was even legal to play in that tournament, and even if it was it'd be dumb to want to name it because its abilities doesn't work with the deck. WOTC eventually updated the rules to favor not needing to be exact when naming a card, both players only need to agree that there is no confusion on what card is being named.

[@marlow1586]

hello from yugioh, where we have such prime selections as: "Gogigago Gagagigo" and "Zubababancho Gagagacoat" which lets you special summon it, if it's in your hand while you control a "Zubaba" or "Gagaga" monster (except for Zubababancho Gagagacoat). And it can target 1 "Gogogo" or "Dododo" monster in your graveyard and special summon it, but you then can't special summon monsters from the extra deck for the rest of that turn (except for Xyz monsters). And, of course, you can only use each effect of Zubababancho Gagagacoat once per turn.

[@WontonVT]

Him cracking up at his own joke at 0:41 gets me everytime

[@meapyboy12345]

I know same with me

[@pepi7404]

It's like he made the cards, forgot how absurd the names get and then started filming.

[@Codence666]

The back and forth during the Gettysbull address when he’s yelling at him to stop kills me

[@noOtherFs]

It's still kinda fine when the name are still coherent words in some language even though the name is like complete legal name+title+clan or something like that, but then you get cards with names like Gogiga Gagagigo or Gren Maju Da Eiza which are just.......

[@high_inquisitor_n5245]

Gogiga Gagagigo is completely intelligible in caveman language, which is exactly what Gogiga Gagagigo is

[@Yatsua]

If I haven't been following his sponsored videos, I would have really thought it was a real game card haha his cards are so well made over the years ! The sponsors better be paying Prozd really good :D

[@aaabbb356]

Have a good Christmas buddy 🙌

[@stone5against1]

Got to love when the sponsor at the end of the video is nearly as long as the rest of the video :p Great one though, was surprising that you left that bit where you laughed cause it's too ridiculous :p

[@AweStrikerNova]

Honestly I’ve always liked the cards that get silly nicknames, like Yugioh’s “Aluber the Joober of Doober”.

[@stinkyroadhog1347]

Dracoback the breedable, ridable dragon. Thunder dragondominatrix, Very Fun Dragon...

[@IVIRUNIVERSE]

That he left the take in where he couldn't hold the laugh in, is absolute gold

[@typemasters2871]

Ah yes, make the opponent concede due to having cards with the longest possible names in your deck to annoy them

[@Glacorite]

Genshin Genius Invocation TCG soon: "Algorithm of Semi-Intransient Matrix of Overseer Network"

[@Faraday.K]

Man I remember playing Yu Gi Oh in synchro format and trying to remember the names and model numbers of Karakuri cards to declare with Mind Crush.

[@yetsumari]

Omg the jargon in card games can literally sound like a different language sometimes. Great content as always