"it is lightsaber in your pants or you happy see me?"
@s3p4kner3 ай бұрын
"I don't know but you're holding it with both hands"
@devilinblack6373 ай бұрын
uncharted reference?
@strusiek69103 ай бұрын
There were no pants there. Hence the curious glances.
@robertlupa82733 ай бұрын
"what pants?"
@Elriuhilu3 ай бұрын
"No, I just have a permanent erection. It's actually a genuine medical problem that my doctor is looking into."
@Laxhoop3 ай бұрын
Lightsabers are basically just glowing baseball bats at this point.
@nicholasdelaney14073 ай бұрын
Lightsabers are now as dangerous as the toy lightsabers we played with as kids...
@FTChomp99803 ай бұрын
Disney doesn't know how to use a Lightsaber at all.
@empireofengland60393 ай бұрын
I think you haven't watched the show yet. This comment may apply to Kenobi ,but not to this show.
@c3po1843 ай бұрын
Yeah, lightsabers are BACK in this show
@castiel40433 ай бұрын
@@empireofengland6039it apply in most of their show 😅
@MatthewK1223 ай бұрын
Wow she turned into ice spice
@Gills4203 ай бұрын
😂 that is her tho her "dis track to us"
@Mr.Autodelete3 ай бұрын
dont do ice spice like that
@LookingForAStarWarsBae3 ай бұрын
@@Mr.AutodeleteI take it you’re a munch? 💀
@KamenNation3 ай бұрын
@@Mr.Autodelete ice spice isn't famous for anything tho, just an online celebrity. someone probably paid for her to show up on the rap scene.
@Mr.Autodelete3 ай бұрын
@@KamenNation still no one should be compared to amandla stanberg except mouselini hitler or stalin
@danielsdimension20033 ай бұрын
She's holding the lightsaber like she's going to shoot confetti. Lol what a joke.
@ThunderBZaper3 ай бұрын
And every other Jedi that did that stance including Obi-Wan back in TPM. lol what a joke
@rudigerhouston62703 ай бұрын
@@ThunderBZaperwrong shut up.
@ThunderBZaper3 ай бұрын
@@rudigerhouston6270 Lol. 😝
@ShadowHunter246813 ай бұрын
@@ThunderBZaper lol what a joke
@sarkis9513 ай бұрын
Should have tried to hold it sideways
@warbluedragon3 ай бұрын
Dude kills 90% of the team, then it’s time to kind of forgive him on the next episode. 😮 those girls weren’t raised right.
@md_vandenberg3 ай бұрын
Fatherless Behavior.
@benjimiguel173 ай бұрын
@@md_vandenberg lmao
@fajarkurniawan94343 ай бұрын
well she doesn't has father
@nicholasdelaney14073 ай бұрын
That girl is a psychopath...
@Steroyd6663 ай бұрын
When you consider that this pairing is inspired by reylo, it makes perfect sense.
@Kal-2133 ай бұрын
I love how she tells him to stay where he is, but he doesn't, and she does nothing except checking him out.
@GenJuhru3 ай бұрын
I'd probably check too.. No Homo 😂
@iliveintrash52333 ай бұрын
And it's not like she even moved in when saying that to at least try to keep him from getting out of the water. Instead, she just stayed out of lightsaber range, making no attempt to actually prevent him from moving.
@Kal-2133 ай бұрын
@@iliveintrash5233 Yeah. Not amazing writing decisions on that part. And most parts of the show.
@leovillant7683 ай бұрын
dumbass writers
@MP-vc4nuАй бұрын
As ObiWan says all the other Jedis are actually Sea Otters
@VictorSilva-qf2tu3 ай бұрын
she is pointing the thing as a gun. As if she wasn't a padawan before and never picked up a saber.
@GenJuhru3 ай бұрын
The level of direction/directors they have, yeah this is all for money laundering, this is not a $180 million show.
@VictorSilva-qf2tu3 ай бұрын
@@gumbowallace that doesn't make any sense. What is that going to do ?
@VictorSilva-qf2tu3 ай бұрын
@@gumbowallace The guy was like 20 meters away from her when she pointed at him. That's why I said "pointing like a gun"
@VictorSilva-qf2tu3 ай бұрын
@gumbowallace she could at least ignite the saber and make a stance. Actually it would have been better if she didn't do anything at all, as the outcome would be the same. "This weapon can easily kill you". Well no shit. He just did that to her whole crew of jedi, that's not intimidating him.
@NDionneG0053 ай бұрын
@@VictorSilva-qf2tushe was kicked out the order for not being good enough and in the same scene he tells her she’s holding it wrong but let’s cut that part out
@JacksonLane023 ай бұрын
With lightsabers nowadays feels like a miracle if you die by one considering they're basically pool noodles where of you get stabbed by one you'll still get stabbed but then walk it off and be like eh I'm fine. Unless your name is qui gon jinn
@darthbiscuit3 ай бұрын
tis but a singe
@SpellBinder_8833 ай бұрын
Why do you think Jecki Lon was stabbed three times? Bet she only had three hit points.
@awookiee20313 ай бұрын
I recently read, that they use Disneysabers nowadays. Also called lasersword. These could indeed cut, burn or melt many materials including wood, rock and metal, but are basically harmless to badly written main characters. Not to be confused with lightsabers. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Sometimes you can even hear the difference clearly ☝️ 😉
@thomazplays93053 ай бұрын
Have you not watched the previous episode
@IrishNigerian3 ай бұрын
Or Jecki Lon, or 4 other Jedi, or Cere Junda, or Savage Oppress, or Adi Gallia, or Agen Kolar…
@terrified057t43 ай бұрын
I guess without being a Jedi you just magically forget all your trainings despite desperately wanting to be a Jedi.
@Woogoo3363 ай бұрын
It's like they want it both ways. One character with no training becomes a perfect jedi instantly, one character is an ex jedi with training but behaves like she just learned about it. Rey and Osha need to trade places.
@princetbug3 ай бұрын
@Woogoo336 She's scared. Likely never properly used a lightsaber before, either. I agree with characters being rapidly good at weilding a saber, but there's no reason they would need to "have it both ways" if picking up a saber and being good immediately is inherently ridiculous anyway.
@dangi65162 ай бұрын
@@princetbug Using the lightsaber and learning about 7 forms is day 1 of knowledge for jedi students
@DashhunterLPАй бұрын
@@dangi6516it's actually a life long study
@dangi6516Ай бұрын
@@DashhunterLP how to use them yes , but knowledge about them is a day 1 lesson + at worst she would though how to use Shii-Cho and whatever she is doing is not Shii-Cho
@PsychoRavager3 ай бұрын
That ending was absolutely fricking cursed.
@indianathe3rd7423 ай бұрын
Is this real
@mrwerewolfvampire2 ай бұрын
@@indianathe3rd742check out Amandla disz track
@mrschizo28373 ай бұрын
"So what do I do with this thing?" "I'll give you a hint. Not _that."_
@JosueRodriguez-dk2fl2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂Tron legacy reference👌
@TheEzioAuditorieАй бұрын
Underrated comment
@CaptainDeliciousPants472 ай бұрын
Stalking a man and pick his lightsaber while he's enjoying his Polynesian spa is unforgivable
@LordProteus3 ай бұрын
"Stay where you are or I'll shoot my sword at you!"
@louisbowels68583 ай бұрын
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
@ricardoj37627 күн бұрын
I get that reference
@m128alter23 ай бұрын
Remember when lightsabers were respected and feared weapons only wielded by swordmasters with years of intense training?
@princetbug3 ай бұрын
.... and sith? Yeah, and if you're referring to the jedi dying in a prior episode, 1: several of them were padawans (and this was focused on), 2: a bunch of jedi died to General Grievous or a bunch of bugs and droids. they're not invincible and it's well known that not every jedi is on the level or anywhere near the likes of Obi wan, Anakin, or Mace Windu. At the time there were hundreds of jedi, and the few wisest or most skilled were on the council, which even they still fell.
@Gr3nadgr3gory3 ай бұрын
@princetbug where did you get the implication that a master swordsman was invincible from?
@usernamemakesmemad3 ай бұрын
Play KotOR 2 and talk to Kreia about lightsabers. Best ever
@mihanoslife60153 ай бұрын
It used to be an elegant weapon for a more civilized age...
@kevinforget549Ай бұрын
Pretty sure there were several thousand Jedi, maybe even over 10 000 at the time of episode 1. For example there was probably a hundred younglings in training at the main temple, with many other Jedi temples spread throughout the galaxy and many Jedi going around with padawans at their side.
@NeonWolves573 ай бұрын
I can't believe Obi Wan Kenobi mistakenly insulted sea otters
@micahwilliams14493 ай бұрын
0:10 FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT
@wadewilson68213 ай бұрын
The end got me 😂😂
@Goremejy3 ай бұрын
The light sticks the guards had from futurama are more dangerous then Disney lightsabers 😂
@outrider4253 ай бұрын
bruh he literally killed like 6 Jedi with it
@TFMTMTE3 ай бұрын
Star Wars is such a joke now
@UserUserUser-jg8zs3 ай бұрын
Since care bears show up
@pineapple37633 ай бұрын
No jokes have meaning. This is just trash.
@benderfoulder3 ай бұрын
Star wars was always a joke. people know it when the first movies came out No one cared about those nerds and no one cares now
@TFMTMTE3 ай бұрын
@@benderfoulder Star Wars was never a joke it’s a film franchise that focuses on action and fantasy now it’s a comedy and it’s failing so bad that it’s driven hardcore fans away
@TFMTMTE3 ай бұрын
@@benderfoulder mf got a my little pony profile and content 🤡
@KendrickEdits3 ай бұрын
If the roles were reversed, people on X (Twitter) would be complaining all year BUT it's a man so it's okay
@mattfein32913 ай бұрын
Cry more
@frantz48_3 ай бұрын
Shut up@@mattfein3291
@thehunter58963 ай бұрын
@@mattfein3291that goes for you
@lucylu33423 ай бұрын
@@mattfein3291 Cry more
@yodarusev3 ай бұрын
IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED
@TOURS7323 ай бұрын
Her only weapon is daddy issue 😂
@shadow-faye3 ай бұрын
Oh that's gotta be racist
@erdberkuchentv3 ай бұрын
0:26 that pose looks dirty 💀
@erdberkuchentv3 ай бұрын
i mean osa? idk how she is called i dont watch acolyte
@chocolatebar67853 ай бұрын
wait until this guy finds out about ezra bridger’s lightsaber
@herbalyzoltan4093 ай бұрын
We don't talk about that...
@SavantPete3 ай бұрын
I know nothing about Star Wars, like I know nothing about flying an airplane, but I know for sure that's not how you use it 😂
@Turgineer3 ай бұрын
"My lightsaber is more dangerous than the thing in your hand."
@edi.13993 ай бұрын
Bro what is this show. Who is actually watching this 😂
@njux18713 ай бұрын
show's better than Book of Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi so it's fairly entertaining man. people missing out just because of the (indeed very much present) camp
@Chris_Thorndyke3 ай бұрын
@@njux1871The show is worse than anything Disney has ever made
@vomilksined80473 ай бұрын
only Disney+ payers(🤡) watch this😂
@Empty123453 ай бұрын
@@njux1871 I watched Acolyte for a while unaware of the reviews, etc. It's insultingly bad.
@FTChomp99803 ай бұрын
I got the answer for u: SHILLS!
@gammaliol3 ай бұрын
What does she think she can do, he can force push her no problem 😂😂😂
@creeperslayer2413 ай бұрын
The way she holds and moves it, and the way he turns. Its almost as if the actor thinks that the Saber is supposed to be on, thus why shes holding it like that. And the people in charge just completely fucked it either by not telling her it isnt, or not making it be on in post.
@kirkdarling41203 ай бұрын
Sure looks that way.
@oriontherealironman3 ай бұрын
'Don't move!' Into range of my melee weapon 🤦♂️
@retroman39603 ай бұрын
I can understand wizards in Harry Potter holding their wands like guns, but character holding lightsabers like that in Disney Star Wars? C'mon.
@ShaneH51503 ай бұрын
A hell of a shot (?) and celebratory dance lol
@runajain57733 ай бұрын
Fuck the hater shit stuff
@judesheckelberg5135Ай бұрын
Why are diSneY "lightsabers" the size of beer cans now?
@MsMax61918 күн бұрын
she was holding that thing like she didnt know where the laser was gonna come from
@RyuShinkuuHadoken3 ай бұрын
She just Fortnite danced him lol.
@spider-man5003 ай бұрын
0:40 What the fuck is this?
@Padlock_Steve3 ай бұрын
that was her "fuck tha haters" rap music video she did
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD23 ай бұрын
That's the actual actress, she reacted to criticism of the show and claimed herself as "oppressed" If you can make a fucking music video, how the hell are *you* the oppressed lady? I asked
@123reivaj3 ай бұрын
The spirit of She Hulk's twerking got into her... him... whatever
Either that or the writers will find some way to make a character survive. It's BS
@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis16 күн бұрын
Polynesian spa!
@marbellaotaiza8013 ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna ignite his saber...
@OntheVERGE-c5wАй бұрын
If this really happened, the beam would barely burn his forehead.
@Golden284-fan3 ай бұрын
😂I spit out my drink when Ewan popped up, you bastard.
@BrenGamerYT3 ай бұрын
I thought it was going to extend all the way to him, you caught me by surprise lol
@AnonymousJ0E4043 күн бұрын
This is the most of the show I will ever see.
@junkithuang3 ай бұрын
Showing each other ever shade of their crouch sabers LOL!
@Catnamics93 ай бұрын
Bro the default dance music is wild
@CompanyHaze3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂one hung low got popped by da sista!!
@lexzeyfercronusАй бұрын
I havent watched any star wars junk since the rogue one movie,but somehow,i am convinced there was zero editing involved in this video.
@higztv11663 ай бұрын
didn't watch acolyte, can someone explain the title?
@josho71383 ай бұрын
Me to bro
@nmmrg3 ай бұрын
an acolyte is an apprentice of a sith apprentice. the main character is an acolyte so basically a nobody
@higztv11663 ай бұрын
@@nmmrg bro the title of the video
@shpaghettishpaghetti62193 ай бұрын
It’s the way she just points the lightsaber at him like it’s some kind of blaster. Also Disney loves having people survive lightsaber wounds. I’m not completely against it but it’s been overdone and when characters do it’s poorly executed.
@fajarkurniawan94343 ай бұрын
@@nmmrg ah just like padawan
@VLFBERHTwolf3 ай бұрын
She has a nice FIRM gripon his lightsaber. 😆
@Lukeluvsstarlurd3 ай бұрын
this scene is now canon according to cathleen kennedy
@pancakemacbuttery91423 ай бұрын
Actual unedited acolyte footage
@zeynane3 ай бұрын
I think, the only one who can do this in Star Wars, is Ezra Bridger since he made a blaster lightsaber 🤔
@wingstrongwingstrongАй бұрын
and Disney thinks that in a space vacuum an ordinary fire burns and requires an ordinary fire extinguisher
@christophershore84813 ай бұрын
She’s been holding the stun gun from earlier too long
@IRMentat3 ай бұрын
George Lucas lightsabers. Hot, fast moving but liable to over-swing, can melt through reinforced blast doors, amputate, cauterise but still need full immersion treatments for even limb damage, basically un stoppable except for another saber or slowed by force shields (slow blade penetrates the shield). Basically a plasma chainsaw/gyro with an attitude so casuals we’re likely to badly injure themselves. Disney wiggle/sabres: usable by anyone and anything. Can only “poke holes” in things but you can’t see through the hole. Getting SLOW stabbed in the chest can be recovered from in under a day, no prosthetics. No decapitations or amputations. Basically immobile when In proximity to a main character, stuntmen will literally stand still for 5-10 second while you screw up your choreography then glanced your own blade across their impervious armour. Bounces off EVERYTHING. Heavy, slow, used like a baseball bat despite never being allowed to cut anything except robots. Basically peered and controlled by magic as they perform moves only possible due to badly planned CGi. Vulnerable to basically every weapon in existence except for mook-troops who can’t aim nor insist on shooting one by one.
@tonoteatАй бұрын
At this point, just use regular swords
@Goblinboyo1623 ай бұрын
Bro not the Stenburg Shake at the end 😭
@r_a_Ай бұрын
I kept thinking where did I see this actor before. Now I remember. Finally. The Good Place. Closure.
@imonit42723 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂 WTF is she doing holding a light saber like that?? 🙄
@pablosamuel9823Ай бұрын
I died at this end.🤣🤣🤣 Was unexpected.
@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil90313 ай бұрын
Humanity truly is a failure.:/
@Lab-666Ай бұрын
Funnily enough I wouldn’t be surprised if this was in the show
@mainscape66198 күн бұрын
welp, I mistook an AR15 for a baseball bat before.
@Laudo-nu7mh20 күн бұрын
For those wondering the Ewan McGregor documentary is called The Wrong Way Round.
@denifnaf58743 ай бұрын
If the roles where reversed People would go postal
@SodaiGoku3 ай бұрын
That thing looks like it stinks
@vantablackecho3 ай бұрын
The latest update really killed the lightsabers with that nerf.
@savageassassin85483 ай бұрын
a bit rude to put that hole in my head bruv
@gffrycole3 ай бұрын
You had me in the first half. Not gonna lie
@jakobnunez49643 ай бұрын
0:16 didn't expect that, and it made me laugh a lot.
@JustABalrog3 ай бұрын
I know where that sea otters clip is from! (I'm pretty sure) it's from one of Ewan McGregor's "Long way __" series. I don't remember if it's Down, Up, or Around though. I enjoyed those much more than the acolyte.
@CooperDooper383 ай бұрын
I love watching Star Wars and seeing gratuitous nudity, crappy writing, characters who have no clear motivation, and an attempt to muddy the difference between right and wrong that falls so flat it makes your sister's chest look impressive.
@viniciuspellisson63893 ай бұрын
Lightsabers? More like shiny sticks right now
@exelierxe.eАй бұрын
dang, interesting Lightsaber concept
@thisisgrahamАй бұрын
Family friendly is the place to be family friendly is the place for me
@BlueEyedVibeCheckerАй бұрын
This sure is one of the shows of all time.
@deshrektives3 ай бұрын
That’s not how Disney thinks lightsabers work. If it were a true Disney lightsaber, it wouldn’t have hurt him.
@Mehiel-Sanctoria3 ай бұрын
This isn't Star Wars, it's DEI fanfiction.
@BabarizamDK3 ай бұрын
hahaha , I love kenobi's response.
@smugsuphia78463 ай бұрын
I like how one of the Jedi (I forget her name) got triple tapped and a lot of people collectively agreed/joked that somehow she survived that
@yorickgraves-ee8ywАй бұрын
I'm going to have to watch the Acolyte.
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD23 ай бұрын
To be fair, the slaughter in this series was cool and utilized lightsabers properly
@darthbane53573 ай бұрын
Utilized them properly?
@usarhabilidade26973 ай бұрын
@@darthbane5357 Lots of spinning, flashy choreography, more spinning, and dumb NPC's that are playing some kind of RPG where everyone needs to take turns before attacking Also cortosis, because Legends is canon and should be used as context for the show... (Unless we're talking about certain characters...in this case it's not canon and should be forgotten)
@darthbane53573 ай бұрын
@@usarhabilidade2697 yes
@Frostbyte501Ай бұрын
@@usarhabilidade2697 cortosis was already made canon before the Acolyte
@an_internet_user23113 ай бұрын
The man also has his lightsaber armed.
@amadeusagripino68623 ай бұрын
That "huh?" is the cherry at the top
@eddobh2 күн бұрын
"Throbbin!"
@basvandenbeld45303 ай бұрын
Warm water in summer: 💀 Warm water in winter: 💀
@TheAceLewisАй бұрын
0:40 this is everything I needed
@PhoenixPlays6693 ай бұрын
Since when could light sabers shoot lasers out of it I thought it was just a glowing light stick😂
@MilesMcKeever-wo8flАй бұрын
"Their beautiful!!!!!!"
@BeggarZelenskyyАй бұрын
Disney "thinks", that's hilarious 😂
@RedPhantom22003 ай бұрын
"Lightsaber" = "Sword of Light"
@frankbrislin43783 ай бұрын
That last part makes sense in a Disney production.
@Lazlowzky3 ай бұрын
That dance 😂
@weswolever7477Ай бұрын
“Throbbing” Disparu
@duckheadfoot3 ай бұрын
Are there any white people in the entire Star Wars universe anymore?
@MemoirsofaGamer19823 ай бұрын
A lightsaber can cut through anything...apart from DEI Plot Armour.
@HerrHeissler3 ай бұрын
The force is an ability when the plot needs it
@supersammy1493 ай бұрын
I haven’t watched The Acolyte , or any of the Star Wars shows yet, but all I gotta say is WTF??????