How Do You Get Woke? | Truth & Iliza | Freeform

[@michaelsmalz]

She reminds me of a grown up Sam from iCarly (in the best way possible lol)

[@thebobbybriannashow2747]

Michael Smalz 🤣🤣🤣

[@awemii]

Michael Smalz god same

[@philmortlock3490]

Michael Smalz have you seen Sam's Instagram pictures omfg hot hot hot

[@esthergrindle1921]

Michael Smalz yes😂

[@emilyparr2747]

Exactly what I’ve been thinking

[@davidryder3374]

"And I know what a lot of people are thinking...." Yeah, we're all thinking, "Jeebus, look at her GUNS!"

[@IceColdProfessional]

Guns?

[@jwilliams123]

"people shouldn't care what I'm wearing they should care about what I'm saying" "wow, you look good today" "OMG, thank youuuu" exactly like every woman out there lol.

[@CapeEniEer]

i liked it without reading the last part so im unliking it

[@aabracadavra]

Sure, Jordan. Because you've met every woman out there.

[@intello8953]

⁠​⁠@@aabracadavradon’t act like your something special. You and every other women under the age of 35 thinks like this

[@aabracadavra]

@@intello8953 Funny you say that because you sound like every male.

[@intello8953]

@@aabracadavra well thank you us guys don't go around saying "we are special" or "unique" because us *heterosexual* men think mostly the same and think the same, especially in certain aspects. Just like women you are not "special" or "unique" you ladies think and act the same

[@marthamaristela9727]

She kinda reminds me of kelsey in buzzfeed

[@kyh6767]

Yea that chick is hot but stupid

[@The_Annoyed_chef]

Buzzfeed is cancer.

[@morgancohen634]

I see it

[@kittycat4190]

I would love to be able to shout "bring out my desk!" And have some one bring it out. Like that's when you know you've made it

[@senecanzallanute4066]

Who are you and what did you do to Iliza Schlesinger?

[@VA-jf5pb]

Right!?

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

I swear this is what a dictatorship would produce as entertainment. On my life.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

The “Get Woke” sign is about to trigger a seizure.

[@johntrojan9653]

Iliza reminds me of comedian Joan Rivers and is the perfect replacement for Ellen DeGenerus 👌 ❤ ❤ 😘

[@twaxebza2119]

old Iliza please return, please!😩😩

[@TFrenchHughes]

I love how the intro song sounds like it was made by the “woo girls” (reference to her 2nd Netflix special)

[@fadygabr1396]

Okay, Okay. Now what the hell did I just watch?

[@sp4msolo724]

I set my alarm clock to get woke

[@vatsalshah2095]

INTRO was DOPE !!!

[@Kittykatkat30]

I love this!!! Is this a regular show?

[@russlejones5337]

This girl threw Amy in the garbage! 😂

[@candaceharris5449]

Brilliant Comedian! My biggest inspiration 😍

[@queunlimited4779]

Angela Johnson and her would be a great show.

[@tuvozmellama]

She's so beautiful.

[@pop5678eye]

She's funny in stand up, but talk show is really not her style.

[@aikrichter5403]

i would like to watch a whole episode,just to see if it might be somethign i like. but unfortunately i'm not an american,so i'm not allowed to watch it. Online. You know, "at the internet",where national borders are just an old concept that doesn't matter anymore. So, i guess i watch somethign else, maybe something where people don't divede viewers in "us and them"

[@majesticuncasual186]

Use a different browser. The internet(s) are without limits.

[@aikrichter5403]

don't get it Different Browser? Are you refering to an Onion-Browser maybe? Because i was under the Impression they figured i'm from outside the US by the IP. Or why should that be a Browser Issue?

[@profoundobserver2533]

wait what? are you in north korea or china?

[@aikrichter5403]

no,germany,it's just that the website insists you need to come from within the USA. everyone else is screwed. just to make it clear,i'm not talking about the youtube-clip. i mean the full episode at the website as linked in the description.

[@DokDicer]

Yeah well... I guess globalization is only okay if it helps global companies. We are mistaken if we believe the propaganda of globalization being something for the benefit of everybody. If the damages being wrought on developing countries are to far away, just take a look at the content access laws.

[@danCK1990]

Help me lord... I have become a fan😣

[@ANYSHOWdotCOM]

*The Genuine Summary*: "I'm naturally blonde and a Jew" "These heels are from Pretty Little liars, good thing I have people walking my desk up for me so I can sit." "Those books make you look so thin boy" "Turn the camera to my gay white friend while I tell you that I am adjusting my bra" "The type of gum that I would be is spear mint because you'd think I'm cold but I taste like Christmas" ... Ouch. I hope she writes a better script next time. This is only my second time seeing her work, it hasn't gotten better at all.

[@irsahussain3212]

L

[@TheSqueeQueen]

Ok. I hate the whole "woke " thing. Its virtue signaling and it pisses me off! I was told by a 17 year old black girl that I have no right to an opinion on matters concerning latinos because I am half white. And being half white, I am part of " the problem" whatever that means. I been told that since I believe in traditional roles and want to personally be a wife and mom that I am being abused, also, cherry on top: I am autistic but was called ableist for making a joke about my own experience as autistic person because I " pass for normal". YES I DO RIVER , PEACE, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS, BECAUSE I WAS MISTREATED FOR BEING MYSELF ALL MY FUCKING LIFE!!

[@tidefanyankee2428]

The entire PC movement isn't about gaining respect....it's about controlling what others do. Have you noticed that what is or isn't PC changes? Just when you think you know what's OK, they change it to make you wrong so they can label you "sexist" "racist" "homo-phobe" "trans-phobe" "patriarchy", "oppressor" and say it's about "privilege". Your intentions don't matter...they will take offense. It makes them feel superior. Oh, and their rules for YOU.....don't apply to THEM.

[@YouilAushana]

As she came out on to the stage. All I could think was "THE NEW CHELSEA HANDLER"!

[@Shamallah]

Iliza is pretty woke and extremely smart

[@paxnorth7304]

I believe this might be an example of, 'Getting high on your own supply'.

[@bryanoconnor0389]

Woke was not appropriated from the black community!! That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. The popularity grew in the hippie movement and has recently been revived by people in the TRUTHER MOVEMENT!! Has nothing to do with race what so ever.

[@jemiebridges3197]

Yeahhhh goes back a few milienia further than that.

[@makenaeccles3268]

OMG She looks and sounds so different than she did on her podcast! And I know you can’t see a podcast, but on the cover screen there was a pictyre

[@mskrabutnitza]

Being goodlooking is the worst that could happen to a comedian

[@Schrumplet]

Guess she's replacing Chelsea handler

[@portlyjohnson6194]

Her and Lilly sighn need to have a battle of the cringe. Jew,Jew,Jew vs brown,brown, brown

[@tjjm1907]

Iliza is a very funny Lady!

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

This should have more views

[@jefevonstrachanberg3682]

I can't find Wintergreen gum

[@elouaililili]

How does she do it? Do much of skills like rhetoric, Quick reaction /impro And funny all the time. Extremely gifted comic, thumbs up

[@cinemar]

The english language was "appropriated" from the latin and franco languages.

[@yabutmaybenot.6433]

+cinemar Sorry to disappoint you, but English is a Germanic language. Latin is the root language of Italian, French, Spanish and Portuguese. While English does contain words from latin and french, it's mostly just borrowed words, not a direct linguistic connection.

[@cinemar]

Yeah I forgot to mention germainic. Thanks for heads up.

[@kitsilanocat]

Jeff lock English is not really a Germanic nor romance language any more.. It's a pretty even split between its original Germanic roots and introduced french mechanics and words.

[@kristianbrandt3012]

Cinemar You don't forget to mention the primary ancestral langauge, it doesn't quite work like that. Also have you ever heard anybody speak old English? It's like a wrestling match between an Englishman, a German and a Dane.

[@jasminemarie5431]

cinemar not how language works

[@Joefest99]

Isn't "Cultural Appropriation" just people from two cultures sharing good ideas, concepts, products and customs? Shouldn't that be the goal?! I mean, I like the fact that things like "The golden rule", vaccines, calculus and yoga pants were adopted by my culture. And in exchange for some very brutal and primitive customs. This concept is the centerpiece of what makes Japan a great nation. 🇯🇵. Let's stop dividing and start coming together. That's true "Progressivism"!

[@ANYSHOWdotCOM]

Joefest99 Hi, I can't speak for every culture but there is a difference between Cultural Appropriation and Cultural Misappropriation. Cultural Misappropriation happens when people ignorantly exploit and disrespect highly respectable cultural status/religious items or practices/history of oppression. Cultural Appropriation happens everyday and is inspiration from other cultures to learn and grow together.

[@DanielGonzalezC]

Ah I see you're white. Go on, please.

[@Joefest99]

Daniel González I'm not white, I'm Jewish and Egyptian (African). Besides that, saying someone is white isn't a reply to the substance of a comment - it's a dodge.

[@mikahcalp9283]

Appropiation is taking from another culture without giving credit or allowing the initial culture to benefit, an example would be when white artists sample style, language, music from black artists and profit as though it was their original intellectual property. Their is no "sharing," just stealing. More often due to their whiteness they profit even more than the original artist who often are scrutinized for exhibiting the same style, language, music etc.

[@sheeesh404]

She's so funny

[@guidobeninca9256]

Shes the funniest most beautiful woman ever!

[@belforio]

More, please.

[@sbrinkerhoff8069]

GET WOKE GO BROKE

[@jaybootidawg5167]

I'd rather see her than all the other trolls who are getting shows

[@xtxpxhx]

ShE dIdN't AnSwEr ThE qUEsTiOn!

[@Kekekepeeps]

CINNAMON IS NOT UNNECESSARY!!😤

[@yugoxgc]

The problem is that. The word taken by the Buzzfeed caricature types who made it stupid

[@pattimcb31]

Great shoulders

[@ghostbeetle2950]

I like her standup. this ... not so much.

[@Lily-tj1zo]

I listenned to that one part 4 times before realising that it said Bernie's Press Secretary instead of their Breast Secretary or Breath Secretary.

[@martinchalico7811]

Damn she is good. And also looks good

[@thomashumphries7859]

The ' Joke ' generation can't do math.

[@easytoslipE2S]

regarding the about section of the clip: She announced a female before she announced the king dude, is it less likely to reach people without mention of a male somewhere?

[@jemiebridges3197]

It literal is. Kinda like the avengers needed three white Bros and more before a black guy and white girl could go solo despite the black character being their hottest property right now.

[@jazzyjerica6878]

The guy in the beginning sounds exactly like Mitchell from Modern Family.

[@LeightonReiley]

i love this. why no full episodes on yt

[@_Mentat]

Because you have to pay.

[@Airehcaz]

So wait, this is serious?

[@fayknaym7094]

...she's...she escaped Texas. Does that help?

[@jessegarrett2843]

Airehcaz right

[@philosopher8888]

Is this satire?

[@fin_jan]

If all Jewish women (or even men) had arms like that, we'd have an entirely different image.

[@orleansartist6095]

"Awake"

[@colelawton4901]

Next time, on: When Comedians Think They're Politicians Synthetic morals.

[@carlwilliamkullenberg1304]

i just got more asleep

[@guarrand]

The real question should be "why do we have to come up with stupid ass names like "woke" for things that should just be normal human behaviour. Whats next, "Stroke" for not touching people inappropriatly?, "Bloke" for caring about a man's feelings?, "Coke" for ... ok nvm that one, but you get the gist of it.

[@AlexA-wb9pr]

I thought beiing "woke" was a joke

[@deadmeme8011]

It's at least a meme. Does that count at all?

[@marcsmith1248]

Boi A no being woke is not a joke it actually has a whole meaning being it. In other words it mean you are “awake” to what’s going on around you in the world/government , especially to the minority communities, and you try to educate yourself and others around you to do better. Example- in the matrix when neo woke up and saw the real world around him.

[@psychogoreman198]

marc smith r/Whoosh

[@Wolfshifter]

This feels so forced, I thought it was tongue in cheek at first... I guess it's cool that people are trying to bridge their perceived divide of race/gender/etc, but it's also kind of racist/sexist/manipulative to assume there is a divide. There's a difference between fighting for equity/equality & creating divisive thoughts (so they'll perceive a divide) that allows people to ego trip about how great they are for pointing out/creating said divide. I guess people can't tell the difference anymore.

[@bigfan2710]

Where are the black people?

[@lorenzom30]

Bye bye Iliza, we want jokes not liberal political talking points.

[@smitentertainment]

There might be a pattern. This 'Trevor Noah' is said to be funny as a stand-up comedian too.

[@Gunnm355]

Terrible, who gives a sh.t if someone thinks your racist. You know within yourself. And it is up to you as an individual to follow the path of truth.

[@379insk]

Used to like you Iliza!

[@Dragontrumpetare]

Ok? Nothing really happened? Gutted it's not her fault maybe, but it was mostly introduction to people on the show? The beginning was hilarious though. Lol.

[@morgancohen634]

She reminds me of Valerie Marks

[@ravernot8889]

The alarm on my phone.

[@comment-creator-co]

This is a no-go.

[@VA-jf5pb]

I love her but not sure I like this show

[@TheStefan6969]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wargatron]

I fucked with this show, idc idc.

[@Gary-er3om]

Will you please stop trying to turn Steve Smith into a valid commentator. He consistently gets confused during his comments/rants. Never communicates an intelligent thought, and when him and Irvin get all riled up nobody can really understand what they are trying to say and it end up with a very uncomfortable silence at the end. It's just bad t.v.

[@KaosII1968]

She actually used to be funny

[@colinmartin9797]

I don't care what she wears as long as I get to see her wearing chuck Taylor's and walk around on full toe point like its nothing.

[@portlyjohnson6194]

The cancellation of this show assures me America can still make good decisions....then they give lily singh a show and I'm conflicted again

[@fezthecat1]

Iliza, please... no.

[@psykickg]

Hilarious

[@forillonbear131]

Jon Stewart sister?

[@mathijss.8347]

Used to like her, then u saw this

[@jonathanashlin5246]

The guy on there is not even necessary I don't get why he's even on the show

[@anerdwithglasses7429]

I like cinnamon... It makes me want sugary donuts 🤤😍

[@JC-ev2ns]

The great thing about Samantha Bee is that she knew not to have a desk on her show and just be standing the whole time... something that maybe Iliza should have tried, but I guess she is blissfully unaware that her looks overshadow her comedy. It’s not her fault it’s just true

[@wongavoice6999]

Only in your world is it true. :)

[@ratatataraxia]

I agree with the gay guy, it’s not that special anymore.

[@carlwaddell5434]

wow you are beautiful lady good video thank you baby

[@codedsky]

Tårta? What does that have to do with woke?

[@stevend.bennett427]

Woke is a term meant to diminish one's opinion because of their color and/or ethnicity and assumed lack of experience and/or capacity for empathy. You can debate whether that's racist. I already woke to it being so.

[@jemiebridges3197]

Actually woke has nothing to do with race but with awareness of a situation that you'd previously taken for granted.

[@kenc9236]

bc ad me too

[@chuckrothy]

I thought she was a comedian?

[@zencreature]

How do I find a great girlfriend like this?

[@tidefanyankee2428]

She did a routine on that very thing. Say what you want and they will appear.....just be sure you actually want what you're about to get.........

[@timmothy58]

hey...there is a reason scripted...rehearsed...comedy is not funny...or even entertaining...thank...love...

[@ladyelainefairchild3546]

Her comedy is so funny but this was majorly disappointing.

[@bigt6359]

Woke is a joke.....

[@hmpz36911]

Those people can't possibly be more asleep. That's the ironic thing...

[@angrycharcoalcat]

Meh I enjoy her standup but this show to me is just......meh but either way congrats Iliza

[@ChanelCoco-pk7mp]

Wtf did I just waste my life watching?

[@SloopADoopy]

I need wintergreen on my tongue

[@Chadministrator93]

That's so cringe inducing...

[@jessegarrett2843]

Roma absolutely

[@claudiahart4455]

My god. Did an American just use 'fit'? Like, get on the train back to the UK mate

[@paulcoover7057]

Please tell me she did this for a paycheck. I hope so.