Al Murray describes the key differences between men and women. Don’t forget to subscribe to Universal Comedy for all your comedy needs - www.youtube.co... #AlMurray #StandUp #Comedy
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@EleanorPeterson2 жыл бұрын
"What's you name, love?" "Michiko Namura." "Beautiful British name..." 🤭
@gunnarelisigurjonsson25872 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@andyb.10262 жыл бұрын
My Ex had TWO Full size wardrobes, Both full, then the famous words "I've got nothing to wear""
@FredericFreedom2 жыл бұрын
Absolute hell
@brucethompson7214 Жыл бұрын
He never fails to make me laugh hysterically!
@robertblackburn7522 жыл бұрын
A woman lives in an emotional playground! Man lives in an emotional desert! Personally I’ve only got two moods Happy 90% of the time and pissed off( usually because of a woman) 10% of the time.
@iim4xii129 Жыл бұрын
Pissed off because of women 100% of the time.
@SarahMackintosh-si5lf2 ай бұрын
Very entertaining, just is someone who is one of simply the best. Good luck to him.
@gillie-monger339411 ай бұрын
That audience is hard work!
@garulusglandarius6126 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant 👍🤣😂🤣
@SotonSam2 жыл бұрын
So smart and hilarious
@Blagger3000 Жыл бұрын
Men simply don't care about communicating, all we want is peace and quiet and a shed where we can retire to and GTFO of the way of the tirades and emotional meltdowns and emotional blackmail usually over absolutely nothing.
@conmcgrath71748 ай бұрын
Watching them get dressed in the morning, trying to snag their knickers if they get close enough, ah women, c'mere love.
@adamatch96242 жыл бұрын
7:25 lmao
@richardlloyd2589 Жыл бұрын
Pint for the men, glass of wine or fruit based drink for the ladies. (because those are the rules). Check what someone is drinking, problem solved 😉
@dutchvanderbilt99692 жыл бұрын
I have but two emotions sarcasm and pissed off.
@cavendish0092 жыл бұрын
HE CERTAINLY KNOWS WHAT A WOMAN IS !!!!!!! WELL DEFINED, SIR !!!!!
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
Women also have better eyesight and sense of smell, to be fair. Men have better spacial awareness, and the upper-body strength thing. There are others, but I forget. Edited to correct a typo.
@baoboumusic Жыл бұрын
My women definitely have a sense of small
@AA-hg5fk8 ай бұрын
Men are better at tracking moving objects, women are better at discerning shades of colours
@FatNorthernBigot2 жыл бұрын
Women have lumps in different places to men.
@vastinkelter13932 жыл бұрын
And some forget to put them on XD
@wayne20uk2 жыл бұрын
Thats probly cancer mate
@FatNorthernBigot2 жыл бұрын
@somedeveloperblokey don't wanna go to bed!
@Trev3592 жыл бұрын
@@wayne20uk Very inappropriate and offensive comment IMO.
@steviestone16682 жыл бұрын
@@Trev359 That's what makes it darkly funny...
@davidlindsay1312 жыл бұрын
The only winning move is: NOT TO PLAY; don't play Her game, make Her play YOURS.
@becky2235 Жыл бұрын
How about no games and act like adults
@therepublicofcynica Жыл бұрын
If t's Ok for women to want men to talk about their emotions more then it's Ok for men to want women to talk about emotions less.
@PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars13 күн бұрын
Yeah but men won't talk about emotions because women will weaponise against them.
@danoliver70442 жыл бұрын
When he said that's men and women are different and not equal it went down like a lead balloon! This is why comedy is no longer funny, comedians are scared of offending someone somewhere because if they do their career is over
@KitagumaIgen2 жыл бұрын
Barrel of fun: 2010. Get with the times...
@Trev3592 жыл бұрын
@@KitagumaIgen it's not a case of getting with the times. The fact is comedy is no longer funny. The reason is because everyone gets offended to easily now. These are times I don't want to 'get with' when it comes to so-called comedy.
@markfox15452 жыл бұрын
Dan, you've not seen his act have you? He delights in putting on this persona and being deliberately offensive. That's his act, moron.
@FredericFreedom2 жыл бұрын
@@KitagumaIgen 🙄
@brucecharlie86132 жыл бұрын
You clearly have never seen any of his other stand up it's all this "offensive" so I don't think he cares
@Wolfways2 жыл бұрын
Women are better at communicating...which is probably why a womans work is never done :P
@johnmathisen11672 жыл бұрын
Like it
@davidlindsay1312 жыл бұрын
...Good - got away with it.
@TheReviewDesk2 жыл бұрын
I have yet to come across an unfunny British comedian.
@briantorres53632 жыл бұрын
Jimmy carr
@wayne20uk2 жыл бұрын
@@briantorres5363 uh oh we got a gay boi over here
@wayne20uk2 жыл бұрын
@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE huh?
@wayne20uk2 жыл бұрын
@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE sorry your comment didnt make sense i thought u was havin a stroke
@Trev3592 жыл бұрын
@@wayne20uk You need to grow up I think.
@thereds19594 күн бұрын
I really hope the woke society has checked this out. 😂
@Kamikaze35572 күн бұрын
This guy is nuts, half what he says, is B.S. but turns it yo comedy silver.
@mozpogson363910 ай бұрын
If women were better communicating why can't they make up their mind? Why do they use so many words to say next to nothing like politicians? Why do they say such dumb things?
@Jones-xx2gc2 жыл бұрын
When I used to wash up after having a Sunday lunch at the in laws. My Father in law used to say that what are you doing that for. Women have got smaller feet. What. So they can get closer to the sink.
@Vyker2 жыл бұрын
Just seems like the audience were not interested.... Lead balloon
@jamesowen332 жыл бұрын
British Audiences... Very reserved
@Blagger3000 Жыл бұрын
British audiences are not like the screaming, whooping, deranged screaming skull audiences you find in other parts of the world. We prefer to laugh, applaud like humans.
@davidlindsay1312 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter has NOT aged well.
@Corsair24992 жыл бұрын
Women are mysterious! Yeh? And men don't understand them! Yeh? Cutting edge comedy right there. Yeh? Let's say "Yeh?" a few more times. Yeh?
@somebloke132 жыл бұрын
Be awesome to be trapped in a lift with you...
@Competitive_Antagonist2 жыл бұрын
Are you offended?
@thomasward71342 жыл бұрын
I think you got offended or you have an American sense of humour where unless the is some slap stick with a laughing sound track you don't find it funny
@jpdicey7892 жыл бұрын
@@thomasward7134 Spot on mate!
@jpdicey7892 жыл бұрын
Do you have a robotic lifeless brain? Say the magic word, go on? Not please, nobody's going to help you grow in emotional nuance or sensitivity! Do you have a narrow attention span and a one dimensional sense of humour? Go on, say it again?!
@stinkeye460 Жыл бұрын
Although men are pigs, at least we don't go on the blob once a month.
@graphosphere2 жыл бұрын
Shallow
@tonyves2 жыл бұрын
But bloody funny.
@johnbean4615 Жыл бұрын
He’s playing a satirical character
@richardlloyd2589 Жыл бұрын
We’ve found the source of the whooshing noise.
@rabbitholegirl12 жыл бұрын
Why is he drinking?
@daskthedestroyer50902 жыл бұрын
Cause why not
@treblesix87302 жыл бұрын
Its his comedy character. He's playing the part of the archetypal, bigoted, thuggish, heavy drinking english pub landlord who has an opinion on everything. He's very clever.
@vaughandrummer2 жыл бұрын
He's in character. Nearly every town in the UK has one!
@steelpanther9568 Жыл бұрын
Because the Pub Landlord has a bar, And the Audience get free crisps, 🇬🇧🤣👍🏼