How Good is Water?

[@TedNivison]

Hey water enthusiasts - I stream on Twitch as well pretty much every day, come check me out at www.twitch.tv/tednivison

[@den-pw8hv]

Embrace the wholesomeness of the chat

[@BekcRS]

Sure thing buster

[@V3N0M460]

I have the same shirt you have, it is very comfy, In-N-Out is good

[@dreadlordhg360]

ok boomer

[@nerd_world8919]

Ted Nivison next y’all are gonna be tasting canned air

[@phi.pearson]

And thus Moses parted the sea into 3 categories of bottled water

[@jalieclark4223]

Im Bad At Gaemz this is the funniest shit I’ve seen, ever!

[@gilbertf.4400]

Why is this not at the top?

[@remy6978]

Im Bad At Gaemz i love you

[@andreasm9372]

yes

[@fryzler8161]

jalie clark nah that’s pickle rick

[@gushers277]

Everytime Moses says “take a sip of that water Ted.” He sounds more and more like someone on shark tank trying to sell their product

[@impaledmonkiejr1208]

Or like hot ones “You’re slowing down on the water Ted.”

[@ItsDVG]

It reminded me of "My name is Chris Hansen. Take a seat."

[@ghostmagus9694]

to me he just gradually sounds more and more like a guy who likes Ben Shapiro a little too much and is losing a debate about, like, climate change

[@Lanurus]

Sounds like Chevy commercials where they say "go ahead and take a seat". ps: watch zebra corner and youll understand what I mean

[@twangyyy18888]

It reminded me of Chris Hansen. Why don't you go ahead and take a seat Ted

[@waderboddle2393]

As humans look down upon apes, Moses looks down upon tap water-drinking mortals

[@sn0wm0nkey43]

Jokes on him, Voss is literally our tap water in Norway

[@Electreczon4]

h h big lion looks down at us

[@owen6811]

Alphabety Spaghetti it’s fuckin big lion

[@jacobgalindo7872]

Terry G fucking big lion dude

[@codasnell9944]

jacob galindo holy shit... its fucking big lion...

[@durkadurrr]

"This shit tastes like Marco Polo" is by far the funniest way I've ever heard water described, that fucking took me out

[@bloodlove93]

So accurate

[@hovey5652]

I watch this video probably once a month just to hear ted say it taste like Marco polo

[@huberrt421]

Ted: *Takes sip* Moses: *does some weird ass water ritual*

[@den-pw8hv]

Never before have I seen a summary so short yet so acurate

[@huberrt421]

thanks for the heart ted

[@forcommenting1017]

Y'all don't appreciate the finer things haha, he is trilling the water, it oxygenates the liquid which gives you a more accurate flavor profile. You might see it a lot at wine tastings, its part of the proper etiquette. If water had more ingredients you'd also see him check the legs by twirling the bottle to check the sugar content, and get a deep whiff of the beverage before drinking because taste and scent are quite related, there's even a bit of crossover.

[@huberrt421]

@@forcommenting1017 bruh

[@TobeEvans]

Ted is what I would be like at wine tastings.

[@CoryMck]

*Everyone's comment is suprised by his ability to seperate water...* *His name is literally Moses.* *It's what he does.*

[@zestmasterLemon]

Oh my god

[@svanson]

Apparently his name is mike mosesian

[@epicbullet497]

Kaytranada is a god

[@RuckusRugs]

I like what ya did there.

[@blobvisfan666]

This is the first video i watched on this channel, so i lowkey thought it had to do with the biblical figure...

[@RoboHighlights]

*80%* of this video is Ted being *confused about how Moses knows this information.* *20%* is Moses getting mad

[@thomasmcbride9751]

Robo Highlights Modes is my flavorite kind of water

[@RoboHighlights]

@@thomasmcbride9751 I had no idea I misspelled his name lol

[@felix56p]

ok

[@normalhuman4605]

I feel like I’m watching a kid put his presentation that he didn’t study for so he just made it up as he went along

[@enriqueaquiahuatl8554]

Except this time the kid did study. He studied too much

[@charliea.5546]

I love how Ted and the viewer do the same exact thing.They're so confused at the start, but slowly get converted over to appreciating the finer water.

[@k.k.7797]

The beginning of this video feels like you’re on a bourbon tour and they keep insisting the burn is “a toasted vanilla finish”

[@RaylaEclipse]

Ted hated this idea because he clearly has a beverage bias towards milk.

[@noah9373]

et Han of Astora this my friend is a fact

[@Devourer6594]

Milk is better

[@goose6032]

Titty milk

[@Devourer6594]

It's 3:10 am, I'm trying not to kill my braincells by thinking too hard. Edit: So stfu

[@Devourer6594]

It was 3am and I was running on 2 hours of sleep from the day before. Also, who cares?

[@willburchett4667]

Moses looks like if Ben Shapiro joined the marines.

[@nickeyg.2714]

And wasn’t jewish

[@arkad4357]

@@nickeyg.2714 Moses (the one in the bible) was jewish

[@itsmebeff_]

Accurate

[@brandonb7640]

@@itsmebeff_ what if I want to do that

[@bozo9976]

@@itsmebeff_ i would like to do that

[@sophiagarza2794]

Im convinced this is ted's best video.

[@Phoenix-wq5ee]

I mean water

[@ladygabes5558]

I just watched it for the first time and I'll watch it again immediately lmao I cackled

[@matheusribeiro6433]

The fact that he liked this comment after so long proves you’re right

[@minegamfizi6318]

I come back to this vid every few weeks. It’s so good

[@lospereye]

Until the ice cream video with Schlatt came along

[@cainzvictim]

this whole video is just moses nonstop talking about a hyperfixation that he hasn’t had a chance to talk about in a long time.

[@lulwsam864]

Sxftblood im gonna say something about ur pfp its funky

[@septimussheep7772]

Yeah. Homestuck spotted 👉

[@CLAYZO]

bro im so dazed by the amount of lunch club fans that know homestuck

[@lane_ryder6706]

Isn't that the grey thing from that one webcomic? 'Car cat' I think

[@lulwsam864]

emerald may haha yes karkat

[@themoomaster787]

Moses making ted play the straight man

[@mixziie8611]

Ted: The Milk Master Moses: The Water Guru

[@aidannelson1259]

Water warlock

[@mixziie8611]

@@aidannelson1259 yes, just yes

[@dragonwithak]

Water warrior

[@den-pw8hv]

Who's mosses are you talking about ben shapiro

[@zoldyc2957]

Kenja no mago reference???

[@anothercasual4575]

This whole thing is just that one ratatoullie scene where Remy tried to teach his brother flavors

[@lobdooks]

LMAO this is the best comment

[@krome0880]

Especially this one 4:50

[@stumpf_man8791]

Watching a white man in a collared shirt say “artisan water” over and over again is a truly cultured experience

[@namavoid3266]

SurprisinglySane thought that said autism water

[@juniperays]

~intellectual~

[@gage3725]

Serbia strong!

[@chasethemaster3440]

Ha

[@streamgrapes]

it’s giving schmidt from new girl definitely

[@KingArthurX7]

This was literally the same exact thing as when Remi was trying to get his brother to understand the taste of food in Ratatouille

[@gamecarnival2024]

No because it's water

[@fffernsw4dl539]

@@gamecarnival2024 🤯🤯🤯

[@sharpnd]

I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT LOL

[@MrFlip2247]

@@gamecarnival2024 water does taste different from brand to brand.

[@gamecarnival2024]

@@MrFlip2247 yes it does but I mean it's just water. Not nuts and cheese or something that actually tastes like it should have taste. But yeah I love the taste of that potassium sulfate

[@suplewis]

I never knew Ben Shapiro was so versed in water types.

[@niallkquinn4458]

I was trying to find out who he looks like.

[@itsmebeff_]

OMG THATS WHO jdksal

[@nolanc1127]

Hypothetically...Fiji is far supreme despite their controversial past.

[@elgenerico5453]

@@nolanc1127 let's just say, hypothetically, you are an islander on Fiji, then the funny man in the suit enters your village, ranting and raving about bottled water.

[@allymatamoros6101]

PLEASE I CANT

[@luukhendriks5958]

This is probably my favorite video of yours. The fact that Moses is just spitting out facts like he's an automated weapon, whilst Ted's just in complete awe for the entire video, makes me crack up every single time I come back to it.

[@JimmyHereOfficial]

The only drink im thirsty for is Ted.

[@ny1231]

Hol up, das gay

[@imbadatnamingstuff6061]

His gay is showing

[@luminoussalt]

I can't believe I watched your type this out

[@GGReyes-oc3kp]

It is not Wednesday yet my dudes.

[@itsnowonder9856]

I dont know what I expected, but this isnt it.

[@herdiherp5615]

Moses definitely had to do a 200 page essay on water in school.

[@hunterduck2518]

Prob lol

[@morgue1484]

school is for mortals

[@josephkrivis8443]

Hearing Moses talk about water is legitimately entertaining.

[@pizza-for-mountains]

H

[@gracie-xd4ll]

H

[@acehotshot6599]

H

[@suicune266]

H

[@jakeritchie_]

H

[@stikkysosage9125]

It’s great how Moses is so enthusiastic about it and Ted’s face is just “why the heck am I here right now” literally the entire time

[@tad3937]

Call me Carson’s friend and Ben Shapiro consume a flavorless beverage which is needed to survive

[@ethansomething9428]

Bonkis Man lol

[@Dy1an.k]

This rlly got me lmao

[@IntellectJk]

Bonkis Man I love callmecarson’s friend and his friend ben Shapiro

[@roll6091]

I love Ted's distant "I'm pissed off" 1:19

[@madimakesmusica]

moses IS the renaissance man we asked for

[@masonbradley464]

renaissance man

[@den-pw8hv]

But not the one we deserve

[@AngelRamirez-uw4vf]

Moses: If the water ain't looking like a Minecraft torch, I don't want it.

[@ariannamorie2020]

Moses: * eloquently describes the taste and process of the water * Ted: mmmmmm *tastes like water*

[@redtxt9206]

Ted just looks vaguely confused throughout the entire video

[@realaxtrap5098]

Is vaguely confused*

[@RonnieBondayy]

Confused, angry and scared

[@jenxao1737]

vaguely?

[@den-pw8hv]

Well if you where taste testing water with the child of Ben Shapiro and Conner the Android sent by cyber life you'd be confused too

[@realbland]

@@den-pw8hv holy fucking shit that's an uncanny description

[@megashima]

Ted: *drinks water normally* Moses: *SEPARATES THE OCEAN AND SUMMONS POSEIDON*

[@amandagarcia8348]

Im jamaican

[@seba.4926]

Amanda Garcia i am of the “i don’t give a fuck” party

[@amandagarcia8348]

@@seba.4926 no no u do not understand ted in another video asked a man if he believed in poseidon and i think he said "im jamaican" and that got people in the comments laughing the video is him in new york

[@GabrielKnott]

And here, at 7:36, inspired what Ted’s YT profile picture. You can see the exact smile, glasses, hair and shirt, just a different background.

[@thesamsquatch]

SOMEONE WHO NOTICED

[@maximusdingus8545]

I'm not ragging on Moses, but he looks like the kind of guy who knows how to tell different water flavor profiles

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

AKA temperature

[@carlwebber4094]

He probably swirls his water and milk

[@novict]

that's why he split the red sea, because he wanted to sort the flavor profiles

[@michaelmiller2430]

That’s exactly what he os

[@justjacko374]

@@novict ffs lmao

[@MeowSkullsFTW]

*It is I Dasani Water Bottle! Prepare to taste the dryness of a thousand suns*

[@painthuffinpatriot76]

TxAst challenge me if you dare!

[@bigshayftbuad]

i get the reference...

[@ivycrosby3520]

Drysani

[@kareeem]

Me: *Sees title of video* Me: “Does one dare speak of the forbidden form of liquid?”

[@moresnqp]

this is my favourite youtube video of all time, the chemistry between you two is naturally hilarious and ted’s gradual fall into insanity is interspersed with detailed analyses from moses and now and again; “go ahead and take a sip ted”. but still theres some semblance of understanding from both sides which keeps me from going insane myself and to keep the viewer from being frustrated by nonsensical comments.

[@CoryMck]

Y'all: How is water wet *Ted, an intellectual:* _How is water dry_

[@dreadlordhg360]

This video is a perfect example of how the human conscience can peak; Ted, our main character, represents humanities individuality in that his personality is rather lax and crude, as many men are. Moses, our guide, represents corporations and companies attempting to control us. This video portrays the rare moments where the corporate world and the humane world manage to live together in a way that does not particularly clash; however comedic relief in this piece is often used in the form of banter between the two characters, mostly through the reactions of Ted, A.K.A humanity. Ted reacts to the information given to him by Moses, A.K.A corporation(s), with amusement and bewilderment, presumably at the fact that said information is not beneficial or relevant to his desire, much to the disappointment of Moses. Over time throughout the video you can visibly and noticeably see Ted succumb to the corporate world, but overtakes the corporation(s) with his humanity. This piece is a gorgeous representation of our current world and the heart of man.

[@TedNivison]

Glad someone gets it

[@sav-q4q]

wow ok boomer

[@saxery1510]

I gotta say *NESTLE* is the best water brand

[@dreadlordhg360]

@Ted Nivison boomer

[@erikdarby6142]

Ted Nivison can you write me book report

[@TechExtremist69]

Moses is the keeper of the forbidden water temple

[@colsonabel333]

Geykume’sCircumcision are they just friends or his he gay?

[@TechExtremist69]

Colson Abel they’re friends, ted has a gf

[@burner121]

@@TechExtremist69 still pretty gay tho

[@chasenapple5049]

when he said 'are you done?' he genuinely sounded pissed off from getting interrupted in his water knowledge

[@butcher6041]

Ted feels like a side character in this one and it couldn’t be better in this context.

[@SirDoctorSaintYodane]

I agree

[@josephkony3993]

@@SirDoctorSaintYodane I agree

[@theabstable9589]

@@josephkony3993 i agree

[@corrupted4347]

@Untruly True I agree

[@413xmb]

hate to break the chain but whats the context

[@TheRealKeegan_]

*damn I love me some good nesquick water 😋*

[@parsec9446]

Moses: does his best to actually explain the difference in the waters Ted: *IT TASTES LIKE WATER*

[@LoneWolf-li4qb]

he is not wrong tho xd

[@hydroelectriclyre2775]

1:18 "Today we're gonna try about five different brands of water." *"I'm pissed off"* "I don't know which brands we're gonna try. Definitely Fiji." *"Fuck you"* "Definitely a Poland Springs..."

[@MickeyMouseTHEONE]

I thought that Moses was doing a bit and being an annoying professional, but later in the video, I just can't tell if he has taken his meds or not.

[@f8breaker119]

I think the guy is just really passionate about his water

[@elgenerico5453]

He clearly likes it!

[@XxelitexX-wy5im]

I could listen to Moses force feeding me bullshit all day

[@chefsurs1]

Moses Mosus Mosos Mosis Mosas

[@FastPuffin09]

@@elgenerico5453 She clearly didn't like it!

[@mayazaini5498]

I did not expect this video to be nearly as entertaining as it was

[@Sascha-jk1ef]

"How is it dry!? It's water!"

[@Dy1an.k]

Its disani

[@notgarthbrooks6999]

Been 100% on board w/ Moses’ water takes since I first saw this video; there’s def differences between bottled waters and how they’re treated absolutely affects the taste. I’m genuinely hoping for a sequel on sparkling waters.

[@notgarthbrooks6999]

Still waiting for the sequel on sparkling waters

[@toribrown4855]

ted is me during the day, moses is me at 3 am when i wake up with an ungodly thirst for artisan water

[@noah9373]

Tori Brown *artesian

[@mias2745]

He sounds like Chris Hansen “Take a sip” “Why don’t you take sip, Ted” “TAKE A SIP, TED”

[@bobbobertson9063]

I was following Moses up until the point where he said the Smart Water had "more of an ionic-bound texture" and all reality just flew out the window.

[@kadinfehr785]

Bob Bobertson is he wrong tho? 🤔

[@laura5458]

Explain(? Please

[@andrewcabrera505]

I’ve tasted smart water and i gotta after with him. It feels kinda weird, like the water is kinda stuck to each other more than water is. It also tastes weird. I know water is supposed to be tasteless, but it feels like they shoved more water flavor into the water. It’s unnatural....

[@raynjpg]

I got what he meant, it's sort of a different texture (for easiest explanation) and feeling, kind of a more crisp feeling, that is caused by the ionic binding.

[@dougdomes3986]

@@raynjpg but water doesn't have any ionic bonds

[@jaredhenry3672]

I love how he doesn't make eye contact with him he just keeps explaining water and confusing him.

[@softlyshooketh1829]

Teds trying to put his own humor in but it’s a desperate attempt and this is actually mosess video

[@dmay6637]

here's a reply because you deserve at least one

[@richardnixon9820]

I concur the amount of replies is vastly disappointing.

[@theilluminati1365]

The data doesn't match up.. this amount of likes, as well as the witty humor... the amount of replies are staggeringly low!

[@Lilcunt]

Damn this bitch empty

[@GenesisLover2002]

I just can't believe this lack of replies...

[@hifyne5202]

0:01 I honestly though you were talking about biblical moses and I was kinda weirded out about it

[@wolfi8248]

Wait what, I thought he was talking about Moses the whole time

[@memesweeper130]

same lol

[@imasiontist653]

Yeah me too

[@squillsona1339]

same i was so confused

[@DanielSMC01-v2m]

Well, Moses was the man who split the sea so I guess it's not that far from it.

[@gencarcar]

Ted: SCREW NESQUICK WATER Moses: You means Nestle water? Ted: yeah screw nesquick water I love them so much omg

[@samcovill3912]

They should have put them in clear glasses and blindfolded him and see if he actually could tell the difference or if it was placebo

[@Daece2928]

“*Shit, It’s refreshing*” -Ted Nivison 2019

[@rizzar]

wait how the fuck did your comment not get bold

[@flamo2666]

Rizzar “*Shit, It’s refreshing*” -Ted Nivison 2019

[@lorentz7925]

Ha! Im from Norway, and Voss is literally our tap water.

[@lavishmarlin4056]

Rich

[@liamholke-kohn692]

Sopptur imsdal water is the best

[@majajohansen3164]

Ah yes I love drinking money

[@Querez8504]

yo I'm from Norway too

[@glowingjellybean4689]

I drink from the tap and i've never seen bottled voss, only imsdal

[@josiahmcelhinney1673]

Can you two taste test ice? I feel like this video is missing that extended demographic

[@alexgard1773]

Josiah McElhinney the different vending machine ice textures

[@Holthis]

The cylindrical ice you get on are planes is very underrated, not so much for crunching but just letting it dissolve

[@arposcl3music903]

altkovac yes

[@monochromality]

SPHERE ICE FTW

[@annajoy1349]

I've never seen Ted look confused in his own videos 😂 this is great, Moses brings these videos to another level entirely 😮😊

[@BekcRS]

I genuinely think this is the best video of 2019

[@TedNivison]

Thanks Beck

[@dogol284]

I just wanted to put out a comment that said that I genuinely enjoy this content, although I’m nothing but a couch potato without meaning. Videos like this are simple ways to make someone’s day a little bit better. Great work, keep it up, proud of you.

[@hannahkron582]

Ted is like the Guy that get stuck with the kinda weird Smart kid for a group project and they just get aggressively mad at each other but also bonding in Their own little way

[@dodonkedonks4764]

Hannah Kron true

[@verybored1261]

@Hannah Kron Are you trying to spell out some kinda morse code message for help with your capitalization?

[@GamerGod_1000]

false

[@cyborglion4179]

I have been both of those kids on different occasions.

[@raynjpg]

Very Bored TGST

[@charlottekirkwood5267]

Moses really understands me on a level I didn’t expect to be understood today.

[@rainbow_blacklight]

i have to say i dont think ive ever seen ted taken aback and just flabbergasted by someone in the content ive seen of him. this is really.... refreshing and unnerving. Moses, you scare me and i respect that

[@Archyus1]

This channel is a goldmine

[@JonathanRyanDaudelin]

Moses is the type of guy to go to highschool and drink from every water fountain and compare their tastes.

[@braydentaylor3073]

I did that

[@giphh]

@@braydentaylor3073 what an actual chad. I never got to do that since they closed down schools.

[@braydentaylor3073]

@@giphh pathetic

[@meatmannequin]

alright now im gonna do that bc it sounds fun

[@markman6105]

I legit did this and found only water fountain in my school that tastes good and is ice cold. So now I only go to that water fountain.

[@jimraynor9839]

this video is honestly so gold. Listening to Ted talk about the water versus Moses makes this the best video

[@vincent_Is_Dead]

Ted- "hey moses try this lettuce it tasts exactly like water!" Moses- "ok but what kind of water"

[@someholyspectacle2494]

7:36 is the laugh in his profile picture

[@olavholmberg974]

HOLY SHIT DUDE

[@slitzch0_0]

wait omg

[@riku751]

Wow

[@lemursven9195]

Bruh

[@PIM00]

You know, I've been saying for years now that I wanted to see you guys try different water so this video is a gift. Thank you Ned.

[@mulel_]

As a Norwegian I came her just for the Voss water review. I must say; I’m satisfied and will leave a like.

[@bondunkulus7648]

Moses = chaotic good Ted = Neutral Evil

[@caelblanch2737]

Do you mean lawful evil?

[@goose6032]

Facts

[@gratty1631]

This gives me Conan and Jordan vibes

[@corgio1260]

Thank you I had the exact same thought

[@Kenjinu]

@ How is that even remotely related to Conan?

@@Kenjinu i was referring to his channel?

[@blakehawkins4142]

Lmao same

[@fauzanaziz6365]

I imagine it as well but with wine, whilst jordan is sipping and giving detailed critic about it, conan is just chugging on straight up and runs around the set drunk like 5 minutes later.

[@HarrisonMagid]

And at 7:36 , Ted's pfp you see now was born.

[@nathanburnett5604]

Oh my god :0

[@meetwheatpodcast9078]

Thanks, I was looking for that :)

[@radslime-ish4214]

Fucking brilliant. Yes Ted. Content good ted. Content ted for water in ted

[@spibber983]

“Hey Siri, what do you call someone who studies water?”

[@yfnratchet]

They’re called hydrologists, in case you, y’know, actually wanted to know.

[@thathitmann8282]

White.

[@Vyrxs-]

@@thathitmann8282 lmfao

[@infamoussky22]

Why does Moses give me Jordan Schlansky vibes in this video? Is Ted Conan in this situation? Hotel? Trivago.

[@TedNivison]

I actually realized he’s like the same person so this video was basically meant to emphasize that fact almost. None of this video was scripted I kid you not it was all improv

[@infamoussky22]

@@TedNivison Is there a specific country he is obsessed with? Like Jordan's Italy

[@juniperays]

holy shit, i thought the same thing.

[@peyton3974]

i was literally just about to say that lol

[@mv12003]

nearly two years later and rewatching the video all I can think about is how much it reminds me of the math scene in Incredibles 2

[@birdbon3s]

I’m in tears Moses is just spilling all of his research

[@SmoothTurtle840]

_”It tastes like water, MOSES.”_

[@leprechaun1013]

Dasani water: exists Dasani water= the dryness of a thousand suns.

[@Joryho]

*hello it is me, dasani water bottle.*

[@jasonrask4085]

My only opinion on water is that Dasani is bad

[@enjoylifewithgod6601]

@@jasonrask4085 agreed, one time I asked for water from my dad when he went in the gas station and he came back with a bottle of dasani and he couldn't understand why I was upset. Dasani=bad

[@annacline6349]

Blake Swearngin BRUH WHOT GETS UPSET OVER A WATER BRAND

[@enjoylifewithgod6601]

@@annacline6349 have ya had dasani? Bad

[@twigthewonderk1d]

this is genuinely one of the best ted videos of all time

[@Devourer6594]

Moses: Says water facts and does water rituals* Ted: **SCHLLLLLURP** Tastes like water

[@illumaQ]

Moses: Smart water language Ted: “Tastes like water”

[@trevorkorber]

I swear this is the same energy as Conan O’Brien and Jordan Schlansky

[@t-rexx23]

that was my first thought

[@regularbloke2117]

Now that you mention it, it does.

[@luzterz4586]

I revisit this video every year and have it in an album by itself. It’s so ridiculous yet great.

[@TheSpartan-jd9xn]

Carson: “Hello, it is I Dasani water bottle. Drink from me and you will taste the dryness of a thousand suns, attack me if you dare”

[@aooga9995]

Me this whole video

[@SoyKlNG]

Why drink water when you can have M I L K

[@whackle7378]

Singing Schwab or cram

[@kewpiemayo2]

Thatts right.

[@bread4237]

Milk gang rise up

[@unusannusmementomori6354]

Just chug the fuckin milk, you get kidney stones from excess calcium, just drink more fuckin milk, it’ll be fine

[@emilgyggggygggrr]

up next: how good is milk?

[@LocalPizzaBox]

wheres the 98% part of milk

[@emilgyggggygggrr]

Arnyx Retro lmfaoo

[@eyer101]

just realized this thumbnail is where is ted’s profile picture is from

[@kirinnarukami4016]

Moses splits the sea. Only to separate the water by quality, of course.

[@haileynicole7151]

Moses saying to Ted " are you done? " Is literally my mom when I'm doing anything

[@birdbon3s]

I am smart I am fast I am cool I am fresh I fly high in the sky Powerful and overbearing like an eagle an eagle bald eagle yes The gods smile down upon me on this day for I am glorious I am powerful I am Ted

[@chickenslayer34]

moses: *ranting about water* Ted:"hmmm, taste like *water* "

[@artemreinhart747]

I watched people drink and argue over water for 10 minutes.

[@mambieuniverse5201]

And a second

[@vsauce4678]

Teds face is amazing this whole video

[@raife9700]

Why is Ben Shapiro in your video pretending to be a biblical figure

[@miraak6587]

Are you saying Ben Shapiro isn’t in the Bible?

[@theoneandonlymr.d]

lmao

[@Absorbant]

@@miraak6587 I'm pretty sure ben shapiro is credited somewhere as a disciple of jesus

[@tealeaves646]

LMAOO

[@SamanthaLaurier]

Ted just looks like he's questioning his friendship the whole time I'm also reminded of that ProZD sketch