*LEARNING SUPREMACY!* Hello HELLO! Part 5 out 5 of my challenge/guide series on Crusader Kings 3 Lifestyles! It's now COMPLETE! Make sure to check out todays sponsor *WAR THUNDER* for FREE on PC, PS5 and Xbox Series X|S: wtplay.link/koifishplayswarthunder
@trafalgardwaterlaw58592 жыл бұрын
Yes my lord
@mattparker97262 жыл бұрын
OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI!
@thetruegoldenknight2 жыл бұрын
This comment was sponsored by nobody, because I hate ads.
@bonkaiblue7906 Жыл бұрын
Witches of winchester, rename it Witchester. lol
@mathgasm8484 Жыл бұрын
Eat lard, Study hard made me laugh.
@jonathanradcliff61922 жыл бұрын
“Now to learn Norse so I can tell the Vikings to fuck off in their mother tongue”😂 That shit had me dying.
@kgosimagano8966Ай бұрын
That's a RIDICULOUS level of disrespect 😂
@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens32082 жыл бұрын
"So i am in my University with my new horse (Wanderfluff), in pursuit of KNOWLEDGE"
@Koifish2 жыл бұрын
KNAWLEDGE!
@راميالبنّى-ك4ذ2 жыл бұрын
Abbas ibn firnas (عبّاس إبن فرناس) was actually a real person, he was the first person to "invent a flying machine", I'm pretty sure he died while trying to fly, which is why I expected your character to die when you took the wings yourself 😂
@jenniferresner73022 жыл бұрын
Did abbas ibn get his idea form the Greek myth about the inventor details?
@muazizzuddin49822 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferresner7302 dude probably thought daedalus was cool
@mohamedthegamer3782 жыл бұрын
He didn't die, he only got injured during the landing.
@rustyclayton92602 жыл бұрын
When I did the event my guy flopped, got "the Flightless" as a moniker but survived so that's good I guess lol.
@donaldgregory97322 жыл бұрын
thats cool actually thanks for the info
@YunsAvatar2 жыл бұрын
This series was misnamed. It wasn't that the lifestyle choices were overpowered... It's that KOIFISH IS OVERPOWERED!
@leofwulf2682 жыл бұрын
I love how stats also play a part in the Rpg element Most of my kings were all amazing stewards but my neglect because of war led to a learning based heir That girl literally brought enlightenment to all of my kingdom
@loganbrunzlow92942 жыл бұрын
You literally didn’t even need a custom character if you played as Aethelreds brother Alfred he starts with over 20 learning
@loganbrunzlow92942 жыл бұрын
But i must say you created a true chad
@bendover2812 Жыл бұрын
If he didn’t have a problem playing a women he could’ve played Auor “the deep minded” I use her when I make Amazonia
@isaacmabbley4870 Жыл бұрын
He still isn't smart enough to not burn a cake tho
@riche1601 Жыл бұрын
@@bendover2812 😂
@hendrikgreiner84492 жыл бұрын
Koifish unlocked the full power of puns, his potential is now limitless!
@MrDUneven2 жыл бұрын
"PUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAH"
@dovdorith81482 жыл бұрын
One thing that really wex me in CK3 that university’s cannot be build somewhere else, for example, the famous Czech university in Prague, yet Bohemia don’t have an opinion or opportunity to build one…WHY!?
@LilGamingYes2 жыл бұрын
Because they need you to buy a future DLC to build them anywhere and everywhere.
@0th_Law2 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, mods.
@nevets23712 жыл бұрын
Balance. Bohemia would be even more broken if they had access to a university.
@LuckyAJC2 жыл бұрын
@@nevets2371 so what? it's a single player game and the ai will never make full use of bohemia anyway
@NinjaPanda-dt3ye Жыл бұрын
@@LuckyAJC Single player game? You did not just say that. It has a single player mode yes, but it most definitely has a multiplayer
@carlborneke8641 Жыл бұрын
I just started to play CK3 and these videos have not only been extremely helpful but absolutely hilarious 😂 To me the best part was “He is blessed with the mind of a genius, but the face of a toad that has been run over by a truck.”
@GrizzlerBorno2 жыл бұрын
He can fly and speak every language. He is the Duolingo bird!
@avalac56742 жыл бұрын
my girlfriend and I call Haesteinn "lightning" because you never know where he'll fall but it's always painful.
@Leapalot2 жыл бұрын
"Eat Lard, Study Hard" absolutely sent me. 😂
@Piggyman102 жыл бұрын
At this point the rhymes are too iconic to the Koifish experience
@konnosx12132 жыл бұрын
the greek line translated to "the mircoscopic peanut, I wish to eat"
@MrClickity2 жыл бұрын
I was kinda hoping it was "My hovercraft is full of eels"
@TopSoulMan2 жыл бұрын
"Are you Ghana go back to college and finish your degree?" "Why not?" Lmao 😂
@rwolfheart65802 жыл бұрын
My proudest CK3 achievement was when I once got 69 learning without using the ruler creator. I took a screenshot of all the modifiers, it was wild.
@BlackReshiram2 жыл бұрын
MOOOOOM THE GARDEN FISH IS BECOMING MEGALOMANIC AGAIN
@aflament54282 жыл бұрын
"Warlock! Warlock! Crap I have to sleep I'm out of spell slots." I felt that in my soul.
@lordicebox96322 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I am commenting this but I have been depressed for a long time now and your videos still manage to cheer me up. You deserve so much mor attention koifish!
@aadityajain26512 жыл бұрын
I love your style especially humour, this was a great series i really loved, hoping to see more ck3 in future
@velnionestasirpamestas2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this content. I could watch this Jarl gameplay all day every day, and not get bored
@lowkeysalmon30922 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till koifish pulls his 26th excalibur
@battleonize2 жыл бұрын
finally the final part!! another amazing video koifish!!
@shawn17g2 жыл бұрын
I did a roman empire playthrough and had my 4th ruler and he had like 63 learning with me having baghdad, alexandria, whole of body and scholar and intelligent trait. With high learning everything gets better
@AnomalyINC2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what non-Swedes would take away from the saying "You have put your last potato in the ground". Without the cultural context, that must sound like pure nonsense! Here is the awesome and exotic explanation for this venerable idiom: "Nu har du satt din sista potatis", meaning "Now you have planted your last potato", means that you have wasted your last chance to do something. No-one asked me to explain it, and I had no reason to do so. I just realised how absurd it must sound to someone who doesn't know the meaning. Like frogs coming out of your mouth!
@willhelmthehistorian22002 жыл бұрын
Morbin Time.
@Koifish2 жыл бұрын
Mörbius!
@piyushhk.j75062 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night that koifish was going to upload the next day. Haesteinnn Forever!
@magicleftis57242 жыл бұрын
I am greek and I absolutely loved it when you talked about the mikroskopiko fistiki 😂🤣🤣🤣 I love your videos please keep going
@De_goede_Brem2 жыл бұрын
The best Crusader King tutorial and the funniest fish around! Very nice videos!
@scribblz1252 жыл бұрын
Awesome series! Maybe you could do dynasty legacies next?
@Drazja2 жыл бұрын
5 months later wth 🤦♂️ koiboy respect 🙏 love the content
@simoncodrington2 жыл бұрын
Amount great video mate! Been missing your CK3 vids!
@dalakhsarothal96242 жыл бұрын
69 knowledge, truly a man of culture.
@basiliimakedonas11092 жыл бұрын
The Greek translation: The miniscule peanut I say I'll eat
@medllenoliveira92092 жыл бұрын
Porra isso demorou pra caralho! feliz que finalmente saiu
@gurrtug92132 жыл бұрын
HE'S A SAINT????
@jameszeng26662 жыл бұрын
I am laughing so hard when you said you are going to play Hasting again LMAO ... thank God not viking again LMAO
@adrianmartinez-rivera6512 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I kinda want to see this as campaign and see where this goes
@reeceshugrue61672 жыл бұрын
One of your best series ever!
@VSayes2 жыл бұрын
I really love that "HE'S A SAINT?!?!" running gag XD
@Daniel_Jed2 жыл бұрын
Yes. You stuck with ending on 69. I love your persistence Koifish!
@james_maier2 жыл бұрын
Best bit is, I live in Reading. Just loving the shoutout hahaha 😂😂😂
@MainlyNo2 жыл бұрын
It was a long time since I laughed this hard at a youtube video! Thanks for that!
@Ntwister2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i wonder if "Wife Koifish" ever gets jealous of haesteinn. it cant be easy to know she will always place 2nd behind haesteinn when it it comes to her husbands love xD
@ehsanassassin686511 ай бұрын
20:54 That was best easteregg I ever seen😂😂😂😂
@ricciogiancarlo2 жыл бұрын
I'm intrigued on how you managed to complete a full row of dinasty legacies
@ghostlion8616 Жыл бұрын
When Koifish gets possesed by Alzabohd, he becomes a poet
@allard28202 жыл бұрын
I love your videos man, keep it up!
@randomguy-tg7ok2 жыл бұрын
Did PDX _actually_ do that thing at 20:52, or is that a mod?
@Nemenon2 жыл бұрын
I personally think Learning is the most fun, you don't make as much bitcoin as Stewardship but that's okay.
@budders99587 ай бұрын
Learning lifestyle is OP. Breaks the game
@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun56892 жыл бұрын
Pondering the ORB is fucking BASED
@konstantinoskolokotronis5042 Жыл бұрын
that greek quote you said means : The tiny peanut, i want to eat it.
@Woudo0102 жыл бұрын
I died a couple of times of laughter because of this video, amazing stuff.
@MageThief2 жыл бұрын
Whooooot, Koifish is not playing as Haesteinn !!??? I vote for HAXOR
@Suomismg2 жыл бұрын
One view, 15 likes, I pushed button once, now lets watch this thrice!
@achaeanmapping4408 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he started speaking Greek🤣🤣🤣 For anyone wondering, he said I want to it a small peanut
@bjornf851823 күн бұрын
Know Thyself also makes death within a year inevitable. If you happen to die in the game without the perk, you can reload a previous save and have a chance to live for several years. However, if you have the perk and get the message, you definitely WILL die within the year.
@Bray-yy4vn2 жыл бұрын
bruh this is crazy i did this literally last night as wessex then wake up and see this lol
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg35952 жыл бұрын
Bartolomeus I was looking like Pedro II with the amount of languages he knew
@corvus13742 жыл бұрын
It's funny to watch, when you're creating a character and push your points up to 69, it says Nice for all of them.
@DaGaJbmKojJe2 жыл бұрын
I got a notification from know thyself for my queen and then she got an event that gave her a huge health boost so she lived for a few more years, not sure if it's a bug or working as intended
@greenacadian41972 жыл бұрын
I love this Godric Gryffindor origin story
@DIEGhostfish2 жыл бұрын
That was a great intro
@jasonjeffery97282 жыл бұрын
When you read Reading as Reading and not Reading lmao.
@chucksorus1111 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious stuff dude.
@MoradaDorada2 жыл бұрын
aww, was hoping you did actually do it as haesteining
@atlas32252 жыл бұрын
I just NEED to know what's the song that starts at 6:20. I've heard too many times in Koi's videos and it really sets the Mood for all of his shenanigans
@MrSharpshooter1244 ай бұрын
i love it when you said i'm gonna learn norse so i can tell them to f**k off haha
@RCMPGuythunder2 жыл бұрын
No Jarl Haestienn? What have you done with the real koifish!
@allesarfint2 жыл бұрын
6:09 I hate for making me laugh at that!
@hamedsoleymani68452 жыл бұрын
Thanks Koifish
@AndrewTheMandrew5312 жыл бұрын
Your character reminds me of those “berries and cream” starburst commercials. 😂
@Kochan9712 жыл бұрын
Great video😃
@ghkhjkfghjsdhfkjdshfkj9714 Жыл бұрын
Try tuscany for learning...ultralearning...
@MrLocurito2 жыл бұрын
7:28 my maqn, you can't just speak greek and expect me to not laugh
@TopSoulMan2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't even know what he's saying 😂
@cidie12 жыл бұрын
those are some great rhymes!
@nicksavage81552 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@chess52692 жыл бұрын
FINALLY yes
@jonass.26902 жыл бұрын
Absolutly great
@BigllM Жыл бұрын
I love the names 😂😂
@MrLocurito2 жыл бұрын
*HE'S A SAINT!!!*
@caniblmolstr45032 жыл бұрын
Koifish.... Make one more - Norse is broken
@Sophia-vk5bq2 жыл бұрын
Next time, rename Winchester to Witchester.
@burakdulger46972 жыл бұрын
I lost it at bigolomeus 🤣
@sahilhossain82042 жыл бұрын
Ck3 stat british lore moment
@aidanchilton78992 жыл бұрын
Please never change lmao
@cratercuizon61412 жыл бұрын
Damn you made my day hahahahaha too punny.❤❤❤
@utkarsh56082 жыл бұрын
Heresy !!!! You abandoned jarl hastings!!
@bovinoubrazilino782 жыл бұрын
I consider previous consoles as Xbox 360 and Ps3 * because I have a Ps4 and 3...*
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation2 жыл бұрын
Finally, it is time for big braining
@ObligedUniform2 жыл бұрын
Bartolomeus sure was a cunning linguist
@kajtekii46662 жыл бұрын
*It's big brain time*
@kajtekii46662 жыл бұрын
Το μικροσκοπικό φιστίκι, θέλω να τα φάω.
@TocsTheWanderer2 ай бұрын
Only 71 learning? Pshh, I was able to get a character up to 85 learning, and without any DLCs either.
@HerrStach2 жыл бұрын
Yes, show this to children and they will hit MIT in no time.
@dmstan132 жыл бұрын
I want to eat that tiny peanut,for the Greek translation