How It's Actually Made - Chocolate

[@Huggbees]

For those of you asking for more, I made another: kzbin.info/www/bejne/inXYZ6OeZbaefc0

[@TalesOfWonder]

why

[@roblowe5585]

Because it’s awesome

[@seagoddess9937]

Omg I thought this was real up until like a minute in. You're voice sounds almost exactly like the guy too!

[@imsentry3528]

Huggbees you remind me of penguinz0’s the real ... commercial.

[@staticwhiite3642]

This needs to be an entire series V.V I beg of you

[@snottytoe6957]

if you watch these long enough, youtube starts showing you actual How Its Made

[@m.g9011]

vice versa

[@MorgothBauglire]

@@m.g9011 same

[@MinTea14]

Cool

[@PILOSOPAUL]

wait, this is fake? I thought this explains why chocolate that I purchase always taste like refugee

[@MorgothBauglire]

@@PILOSOPAUL r/holup

[@queruba.]

the fact that he managed to avoid making any poop jokes in this specific video has to be congratulated

[@slushiithefurry]

Agreed.

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

He only made a pee joke. Then again they probably have that Australian Sniper in their team so it makes sense

[@Brainstormer201]

Definitely agree

[@dylantucker5374]

@@slushiithefurryNah man. Sniper may be a professional with standards and a plan to kill anyone he meets, he isn't going to kill you unless you're in the way or you are his target. So just don't piss off anyone who is known to hire mercenaries, and you'll probably be fine. Besides, it's Spy you need to worry about. While Sniper needs a line of sight to kill you, Spy can just appear behind you, kill you instantly, and leave without anyone being the wiser. And unlike the others, you can't see him coming...

[@hivehusk5643]

@@notbob4542 translation D:

[@somethingfunny5571]

“The chocolate chips are then jostled again, this time, just to piss them off” This… this is beautiful

[@MrCheese270]

A thousand likes and no replies!? lemme change that

[@somethingfunny5571]

@@MrCheese270 lmao, thank you, I appreciate it

[@MrCheese270]

@@somethingfunny5571 no problem man :)

[@jmane4581]

My Favorite Line In The Whole Video

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

Is this a Grunkle Stan quote I spy?

[@_judgemental_shoelace_]

"separating them from-" me: "their shells... right?? ...right...?" " *THEIR F A M I L I E S* "

[@Ralfsplays]

Lol

[@Mr.Rozlivka]

Niw you have 1k likes

[@PersonBeing-z9g]

Lmao

[@PersonBeing-z9g]

That’s how I felt this whole video

[@leaho9003]

i literally thought this was real until I heard *"cage of starving refugees who lick them clean"*

[@tasty_cactus]

You thought they cut open the bag to make an example for employees who don't meet their quota?

[@legomyeggo5775]

@@tasty_cactus pretty standard in most factories

[@thomasfolger621]

You didnt realize after "after employees dont meet their quota" or "succulent beans"???

[@jinclay4354]

@@thomasfolger621 To be fair, at that point I was thinking the guy was just making a small joke, and that the video would be mostly serious. Then he talked about the "refugees" and I realized it was a joke video.

[@KidNoraa]

Litewawwy

[@chandradwifirmansyah5171]

"Hows your chocolate taste??" "Stressed out"

[@antroz321703]

Ah yes, college student flavor

[@mmaksnd5784]

Mmmm delicious.... I FEED ON YOUR PAIN

[@xiaodakagames5450]

It tastes like California traffic

[@senateguard8280]

Big oof

[@thecelestial9677]

Stressed off, Californian, and annoyed

[@helonki7161]

I thought he was being serious at first

[@Rhys-pc8up]

oh yeah yeah

[@halvornegede5057]

oh yeah yeah

[@samparker4421]

Lol me too brutha

[@origamioverdose3802]

Oh yeah yeah

[@EveryTimeV2]

Of course he is.

[@tin_jupiter89]

“the employees are very careful to- WHAT ARE YOU DOING PETER?!” got me dead 💀💀💀

[@MrFeast_yassin75]

Yeah ngl

[@progect3548]

“yknow that reminds me of the time i got fired from a chocolate factory because i contaminated the cocoa powder”

[@luckymario4196]

2:22 is the moment

[@microwavedcaprisun9]

@@progect3548reminds me of that one time I got fired from the water factory because I accidentally put cyanide in the water

[@Wall_Man_Studio_WMS]

​@@progect3548how

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

3:28 *"The chocolate chips are then given a brief experience of typical Californian traffic"* Couldn't have explained it better

[@GABGABGABSHARP]

FOR REAL

[@abridgedTrainwreck]

Neither have I - Californian

[@sorenmirdain88]

so accurate tho -another Californian

[@DonCDXX]

They were moving way too fast for southern California traffic. I've literally spent 2+ hours completely stationary on the I-10 more than once.

[@mythicanimations]

I also get it sort of :) - not a Californian

[@2xbarret367]

When you don't know English, this sounds very formal and professional

[@aetherlynx]

YES EXACTLY LMAO

[@blazingstrike4749]

i'm not sure until i read comment lol.

[@francisconiltondefigueired8431]

i got bamboozled

[@kuloku8141]

Agreed. I don't understand english and this vid sounded very convincing almost like the real how it's made

[@flipamolque9129]

No entender el idioma tiroteo escolar, you tener razón

[@shorthorrorfilms1134]

lmfao " *lick them clean by starving refuges* "

[@cc-rh3fz]

oh yeah yeah

[@cc-rh3fz]

oh yeah yeah

[@cc-rh3fz]

oh yeah yeah

[@canigetayass5912]

Why does everyone have this pfp is this fucking stan Instagram-

[@noobless6627]

oh yeah

[@cshirt]

Wow. Not only do chocolate workers produce the sweets, but they also keep the thousand years of darkness at bay! Thanks, Chocolate!

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

screw policemen, firefighters, nurses and soldiers! Chocolate workers are the true heroes of society

[@mrtopper930]

Mo replies? Mo Problem.

[@PronunciationPam-ho3bu]

Replies? Problem.

[@schwoop5699]

?.

[@h_elyza]

Bros thanking the chocolate 😭😭

[@AshientZer0]

My teacher accidently showed this in class. All of it. that was a good day.

[@data6874]

What was the reaction when it went to the part where he says "big fucking machine"

[@frnnzy_]

Fricking L E G E N D I don’t think it was an accident btw

[@jrversal288]

She didn't say anything about the beast

[@dg167]

No way

[@deita5343]

What are you doing Peter

[@jennifercavenee7572]

Goddamn it, Peter. It's a good thing you weren't on beast-fighting duty, or we'd be facing 1,000 years of darkness right now.

[@weiren1252]

.

[@lenierkuusha]

ITS ALWAYS PETER THTA RUINS *EVERYTHING*

[@panzerelite1344]

FUCKING PETER

[@petera7635]

.....sorry guys 😅😅😭

[@johnfrank3575]

Peter A BURN THE HEATHEN!

[@Solkerash]

1:54 I love how Huggbees just nonchalantly mentions, “Oh yeah, there’s an eldritch beast that the workers have to fight to make the chocolate.”

[@aidenbrewster4209]

Gods slain:

[@dominickeijzer5844]

Days since last 1,000 years of darkness: 365,000

[@Reedeleted]

Lobotomy Corp vibes.

[@Solkerash]

Honestly

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq]

Funniest part

[@se21_psych0]

"Potting soil is grounded into the chocolate for about 6 years." Me, watching this 6 years after the video releases: "Must be done by now."

[@EbiTheAxolotl]

Same lmao

[@blaytzd.bermuda647]

watching this has become ritual for me and my buddies. Every Week. Without Fail.

[@randoschnitzel1715]

*W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G P E T E R ?*

[@davejones3710]

randomschnitzel showing how much of a rebel I a... *boss tells me I’m fired*

[@corn9784]

PETER, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

[@souIriven]

Peter griffin

[@jandenise8594]

randomschnitzel XD

[@KeeloToons]

randomschnitzel crack

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

“What are you doing peter” Peter: My goals are beyond your understanding

[@desire2143]

@@maxihax2187 No

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

@@maxihax2187 Reverse Card

[@DMZK44]

@@maxihax2187 humor issue

[@Ok-fj7xx]

@@maxihax2187 ok zoomer

[@Epsonea_482]

@@maxihax2187 No

[@kaladin7487]

Your voice is so close to the actual narrator's that I didn't realize it was you until the part about the refugees

[@davidftoad]

ThatTallGuy his voice reminds me of Christian Bale for some reason

[@Chibiibot]

So you thought the threat of employee violence was legit....huh lmao

[@kaladin7487]

chibiibot I was pretty absent mindedly watching and had caught the refugee part

[@sirturtle5188]

Same

[@papitasloup2119]

David Forkash I literally didn't realize at all until I accidentally read the username was Andrew's

[@bknwuzheer1]

I like how it starts out with actually breaking down each step followed by a joke before devolving into making everything up

[@Brotality]

As someone who makes chocolate regularly, i can confirm this is how you make it. It is very important you do not forget the refugees

[@yesmansam6686]

Thank you for preventing 1000 years of darkness.

[@garabahn9265]

I personally use imigrants

[@jeriko_studios]

*but why is there always a beast?*

[@user-km5pm7yz3e]

send me some chocolates. asap.

[@maddycheeze]

Echostream YT The beast is always and everywhere, you cannot escape his looming, eyeless gaze. He sees you right now, he sees me, he sees all. And he is hungry. So, terribly hungry. By the sacrifice of cocoa beans, the hunger is sated, but, you cannot forget: before hunger, there is thirst. And the beast thirsts for blood. Beans we can give, beans slathered with the desperate saliva of those seeking safety at the bottom of a caged pit to try and qualm his lust for suffering, but never again will we sacrifice our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters to him. It is our duty, and our privilege to fight him, to make him suffer as he made us when we as humanity where frightened by his screams in those horrid nights. And as a further reward, we gain the sweetest treat of his flesh, a true justice for that which he did to our ancestors. And that, my child, is why there is a beast. That’s why there is ALWAYS a beast.

[@unsaretributionweaponsengi4273]

“The chocolate chips are then cooled until 50 o’clock.” 💀💀💀

[@gsnayl]

Literally LOL'd

[@chrisfrommrbeast]

When do you go to sleep? 50 o'clock

[@CloverOT]

@@chrisfrommrbeast fr

[@nmoon4237]

@@chrisfrommrbeast Same

[@Zarando88]

I don't get it

[@UncIe-Ben]

As somebody who works at a chocolate factory, it is hard to keep the beast away from the chocolate

[@NetSraC1306]

Are you fighting in the chocolate infantry?

[@callmeanon660]

Fr, 50 years I've been fighting against the beast I've been scarred and wounded yet I've kept it at pay no matter what

[@heatherduke7703]

The chocolate is the beast…

[@MrStarWarsCollector]

Thank you for your service we will ultimately forget your chocolaty sacrifice

[@RealBunchaGames]

Do you feel bad when they get separated from their families

[@ob2kenobi388]

2:30 It's been six long years-the potting soil stage is FINALLY complete!!!

[@Danial-zb6vi]

Yeahh

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@Danial-zb6vi Yeahh indeed!!

[@garethdv]

I have never been this glad to find this comment after six long years.

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@garethdv Hell yeah 😎

[@pokedigerfan_cuzyes]

lets goo

[@griffinpiercer]

“By this time, the beast has awoken, and must be fought back by employees with various instruments” lmao

[@trashycontent360noscope5]

The moment I came across that comment, he instantly said that.

[@specter0108]

ˡᵉˡ

[@happypal8771]

Quest activated -------------- Save the remaining citizens of the village from the beast ----------- Quest reward: 500 EXP and 600 gold --------- 0/6

[@thegamer-gz5cr]

Drum harder

[@iramorsnox6583]

Back, I say! 🤺

[@nitronitrix4429]

I didn’t realize this was satire until... *refugees*

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Same

[@triadwarfare]

probably until he said the word "fucking"

[@weebot6666]

Must be fought back with various tools

[@TheRoyalOrora]

I wasn't sure if this was satire or not until the refugees. It then solidified with the "what are you doing, Peter?" line

[@ShrekGKSPrivacy]

I was 100% aware it was satire in 2:49

[@mirayukinaruse2571]

Ugh, I hate it when I am tricked when they read a bedtime story and they remove my shell. Damn it

[@dotdankory]

Ikr! I always fell for that when I was younger, but now i have figured out their strategy and haven't fell for it since Edit : realised it was for beans and not humans

[@bruhwtf2662]

Hey, but we should appreciate how the employees protected us from the beast y'know

[@foxyboi5501]

I hate my shell being removed

[@AndrieDino]

2:34 'for about six years' literally as I'm watching this when it was made six years ago lol

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

The chocolate is liquid again!!

[@merlinsux4492]

My teacher thought this video actually told you how cocoa beans were made and played it to our class XD (she stopped it early but the joke about the refugees made my whole class crack up)

[@Bemis201]

XD

[@residentflamingo115]

Top ten anime betrayals

[@chrissyrodgersphotography7480]

Shadow Light that’s hilarious😂

[@jacquelynnlol6878]

Shadow Light wow that’s rlly funny

[@dazaniamhswipsp1036]

hahah XD

[@republicofnativepeoplesmap77]

Fun fact : if you don’t make the chocolate mad, it will taste more sweet and turn a white color. This is how they make white chocolate, they did not show this here because it takes 5 years to get the chocolate happy enough to turn white! This was a joke and people are taking it a bit harsh

[@shanzemerchant]

However, Due to how long it takes, they do not add the coco bean poweder and instead force innocent familes to breed to make white chocolate.

[@robbytee9560]

Does this also apply to humans? My wife keeps having blacks when we are both white, this may explain why all of our babies don't match..

[@corbinglenn2567]

@@robbytee9560 this is true

[@kikoushii8400]

@@robbytee9560 I hate to tell you this, but the incubation process was not nearly long enough. For a pure white baby, one must wait upwards two years. Enlisting in the military may trigger this process, after approximately 18 months in a foreign country, you may receive letters from your wife explaining that she has given birth to a child. This child has a 0.08% drop rate of being the white baby you have been wishing for. I hope this information proves useful.

[@wanky1123]

@@robbytee9560 it's perfectly normal

[@richard08292008]

How does he not break character when he said " *T H E B E A S T H A S B E E N A W O K E N* "

[@TheAmazingDoorknob]

Its normal

[@waterwind2266]

You realize it's not live right? He can record as many times as he needs to

[@TheAmazingDoorknob]

@@waterwind2266 the beast awakens all the time, it's a normal occurrence

[@ScoopOfButter]

@Jeremiah Jay There's nothing for you to get because there's no joke.

[@ishaghost]

Been 6 years, chocolate's done!

[@EstrelaZero]

good thing im around, ill have a piece.

[@Fuego-idk]

ive been waiting for this chocolate and havent eaten

[@TheHonkler6868]

"Finally, the chocolate chips are again jostled, this time just to piss them off"

[@SpiteIsTheOnlyAnswer]

This is my favorite quote.

[@eeeesyywuwiz2836]

@@SpiteIsTheOnlyAnswer No one asked

[@Dead25m]

@@eeeesyywuwiz2836 No one asked you either.

[@briantcideu8619]

@@eeeesyywuwiz2836 no one called for a dumbass and you're here anyway

[@eeeesyywuwiz2836]

@@briantcideu8619 Shut the fuck up

[@WitteArtistry]

Damnit Peter! This is why we can't have nice things!

[@Mrcream-pm9mq]

Chocolate is forever ruined

[@TheScoobydoo12311]

I’m sorry D:

[@xzortix4733]

IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES

[@michaelboydston313]

Cause you guys suck, mehehehe Peter Griffin

[@user-N20]

Anybody else just realize that Hershey's Kisses are just giant chocolate chips

[@gamingwithevie8303]

Don't ruin chocolate for me

[@arbysregionalmanager7032]

@@gamingwithevie8303 Hershey's kisses are just giant chocolate chips.

[@HoV326]

@@arbysregionalmanager7032 and giant Hershey's kisses are just gianter chocolate chips

[@Ihaveagasmask]

No no please kill me stab a 9 inch screw driver in my eye

[@flyingonionring]

Still delicious

[@Saturnalia472]

"Finally, the chocolate chips are then jostled again, this time, just to piss them off” i know how that feels, I SWEAR-

[@kevinlemon3467]

Now I know how 2020 happened. The chocolate employees have failed at fight back the beast. The 1000 years of darkness has begun.

[@f3nnztar]

Y E S

[@codeunknown2761]

That's some Dark Souls type of shit😂

[@crooser64]

*N O O O O O O O O O O O O O*

[@zk-vd6uy]

I thinking 2020 to 2024 will be through years for earth 4 years of pain is started

[@cheesuscheese2001]

Oh no

[@anonymoushack9453]

Knowledge: A+ Speech: A+ Presentation: A+ Humor: A+ Deception: A+++

[@HSETM]

Humor: A++++++++++++++++++++

[@eliashriki2775]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@princerak8881]

Trash humour

[@stapoldypropagandaaccount]

​@@princerak8881if you don't like the humor then don't watch. it's simple.

[@JrSti.]

Swearing: A+

[@Yikes_Buddy]

2:30 It’s been 6 years, and now the chocolate and potting soil can finally be returned to it’s liquid state

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Believed this until he said "An innocent cocoa bean bag is made as an example." Lol

[@jackhoff1598]

Artistically there are no innocent coca bean bags...

[@jacenwade]

Same, I thought it was a joke at first, but then just kept listening.

[@jess-xf3cl]

same tho

[@lennyface5406]

Heha yes

[@jadeharley3640]

same tbh, also, nice profile pic, nice to see another person who has the SuperMe app

[@justcallmebread_738]

“Starving refugees who lick the beans clean” “Several bedtime stories are read to them” “Employees dedication to work through there toilet breaks” “Takes the chocolate butter and poured it into the sewer” “By this time the beast has awoken” “What are you doing peter!” “Potting soil is mixed in for about 6 years” “Then the chocolate goes into this big fucking machine” “By this point the chocolate is now chocolate chips I guess” “In stressed out flavour” “50 o’ clock” “A brief experience of Californian traffic” “The chocolate chips are jostled again just to piss them off” Hhhhhhh I can’t I’m dying

[@ilovespidernoir]

“Chocolate Soup Mixture”

[@justcallmebread_738]

french fry_ yEa XD

[@nersbabs]

“Typical Californian traffic”

[@Didndjsbfirbfjdnfurnfh]

70% sanitised

[@Nexwr37]

The beast has awokem

[@bombasticthrone007]

"the chocolate chips are then again jostled, this time just to piss them off" They're already put through Cali traffic, they're already pissed off

[@andrew3881]

bombasticthrone007 okay mr. funny guy

[@MrInfernoblade10]

That was hilarious

[@Enteringdullsville]

For those of you binge-watching, the Filling Machines don’t come in until season three.

[@psychotic.waffle1795]

2:23 "The employees are very careful- *_W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G P E T E R_*

[@briellahudson7087]

Psychotic Waffle omg i read that as he said it ahah

[@radarridr]

*S P A C E S B E T W E E N L E T T E R S*

[@maximusdarkultima]

that is why you never hire peter griffin

[@JadeStarSea]

Psychotic Waffle *I A M P E T E R*

[@tonkbutsmaller8008]

Peter : *D O I N Y O U R M O M*

[@brispy1890]

I clicked on this not knowing it was gonna turn out this way... best surprise ever

[@leepy0625]

ItsTropic_ so did I!

[@cowlemgambino7721]

Same

[@whydontyouaskme]

Let me quote someone lame "...best surprise ever"

[@cowlemgambino7721]

@@whydontyouaskme I can't tell if you are trying to be rude or not

[@soapparentlyyoucanchangeyo1449]

@@cowlemgambino7721 rude

[@JustinY.]

I see the beginning of a great youtube series.

[@vwjetta4138]

Justin Y. Oh No...

[@oANMLful]

I see a man not leaving his computer...

[@crablover3106]

I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE JUSTIN Y

[@pouringsalt1395]

Guys stop commenting

[@Mastaachef]

Justin Y. Stop

[@danktankdragkings7117]

10 nerds after a Warhammer RPG game watched this high off our asses. Thank you for this beauty.

[@korncobb6826]

You know it took me a while to realize this wasn't legit

[@jackdozoretz4278]

Kyley Cobb same

[@JDragonweezy]

Jack Dozoretz I kept going until he said separating families lol

[@gabbyok2]

Kyley Cobb what how didnt u realize it sooner

[@morphgoop1907]

Kyley Cobb me to until he said that the beans were read bedtime stories

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

Until it said starving refugees. I don't see how is that funny though

[@voiddiver1]

Lol “the chocolate chips are then jostled again just to piss them off”

[@world_shorts.]

200th like!

[@HaXD1209]

It is for the flavour

[@pol6783]

@@HaXD1209 But kinda gross....

[@Rhoxe]

Me, trying to add a bit knowledge : *Wait a second*

[@NuukballPhil]

Then the chocolate goes into this big fucking machine

[@DocksOfFoxes]

Everyone:"nice parody" Me: *they'll never understand what happens in there*

[@notjunior5816]

😭😂

[@capybara3668]

“At this point, soil is ground into the chocolate for about six years.”

[@whatahugemess]

Yep seems about right

[@zachatck6567]

WOW NO WAY YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO?!

[@Maritime_Memories]

Potting soil

[@capybara3668]

@@zachatck6567 I was just quoting something I found funny smartass :)

[@summergamer7650]

@@capybara3668 Its not really quoting if you got the quote wrong, he said Potting soil not Soil

[@Fluff]

when i first watched this i didn't realize its a parody so it was just "wow how its made got really sassy"

[@PowerSilver-xo3bj]

Dude same

[@changbinplzhmu4855]

*mood*

[@winds5011]

Ikr tell me about it

[@stayme7o901]

Same here

[@lordoffire4705]

Same here

[@Reese7703]

"The employees are very car- What are you doing peter?" Got me crackin up.

[@ilydevonte4764]

thought it was a real documentary until he said refugees lick the dirt clean😂😂😂

[@jenchan967]

Unbox therapy fan #1 Yes Meee too!!!!! Hahaha

[@Umaatnitee]

SAME

[@avam6080]

Same 😂😂

[@azzydraws]

Unbox therapy fan #1 Yes same

[@hermionehart3091]

Unbox therapy fan #1 Yes I was so freaking confused, I played it at least three times😂😂😂

[@altan7828]

I actually thought it was a real documentary.

[@Liltinasmile]

It is?

[@travispecoraro9746]

Eleanor Hart xD

[@dayna7213]

Hasan Moradi ikr😂

[@dsgaming3863]

Same

[@minusatom]

Yeah XD

[@lizzie3677]

“Then, the chocolate goes in this big fucking machine!” Dude i was on the floor laughing lmao😂

[@DialogGamingOG]

yeah i am always on the floor laughing laughing my ass off

[@kinglostwolf]

@@DialogGamingOG I hope your ok, make sure to put it back

[@filthyfrank.5]

Ahaha it's funny cause he cussed ahahah stfu

[@auugh43546]

@@filthyfrank.5 I do not think you are one to criticize people's humor when your pfp is hitler

[@filthyfrank.5]

@@auugh43546 Are you saying my profile picture is a joke?

[@jv2.0]

It's been 6 years, that potting soil has been ground up into chocolate. 🎉

[@pullcounter7011]

"The chocolates are cooled, until about 50 o'clock." LMFAO.

[@hellayaoi]

OMFG SAAAME

[@MrKarma-xg3td]

By this time the *BEAST IS AWOKEN* So employess need to fight it with instruments Some worker: *starts stabbing with shovel*

[@lucass5980]

This prevents the Beast from ushering in a *THOUSAND YEARS OF DARKNESS.*

[@mr.potato2223]

I mean dont you know The shovel is the most powerful weapon

[@ShrekGKSPrivacy]

I thought the shovel was supposed to be the instrument of power

[@pixelartkid7965]

I'd prolly just be there shouting at the beast.

[@firebird315]

The shovel isn’t the most powerful weapon, *The Broom* is

[@someyoutuber7835]

The person talking sounds like he’s the real deal but then his cussing got him discovered.

[@oobabaa9684]

everyone overlooked the starving refugees part i guess

[@lesvernornvienas8232]

@@oobabaa9684 eveeyone overlooked the slitting a bag open to make an example of part apprently

[@danieldoesdumbstuff]

Completely fucking destroyed

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

@@lesvernornvienas8232 your right we did

[@skyguyyeeted5823]

2:49 It shocked my pg mind

[@GASP3469]

"By this time, the beast has awoken and needs to be fought back by employees with various instruments."

[@CrashBandicoot68]

This is, without any sarcasm, the greatest video you have ever crafted. We need more

[@mgc9965]

All you had to do, was not touch the damn chocolate Peter

[@jayplayz4229]

Yeah god damn it peter y u have to do this! XD

[@cashoutpolo6566]

Guys Peter got fired

[@hueofperi]

_"What are you doing Peter?!"_

[@indianathe3rd742]

What are you doing Tsugumi?!

[@ChaotiX1]

WhAt aRe YoU dOiNg StEpBrO!!?!

[@IWonTheArgument]

@ChaotiX fuck you

[@marianat1393]

llol

[@jarrekmorganson7327]

@@ChaotiX1 What are you doing Stepmo..FBI OPEN UP

[@Das_echte_Ken]

1:09 “not so hard chocolate” Oh- Ok- I- Uh- I guess you’re- You’re kinda- You’re kinda right but uhh…

[@swiftwinq2173]

IMAGINE USING THIS VIDEO AS AN EXAMPLE FOR A PRESENTATION AND NOT REALIZING-

[@Wally_Darling1960]

Is there a story behind that?

[@enveloreal]

lol

[@ratkingwastaken]

If I ever become a teacher, I’m gonna play this for my class on April Fools Day. I’ll simply edit the video slightly to remove the swear word, and I’m good to go.

[@nori106]

Ok ill be waiting for u

[@cabronas09]

Imagine removing anything, like so lame.

[@overlookjay6524]

@@cabronas09 imagine trying to keep your job, like so lame.

[@canoess]

nah, *keep the curse word in.*

[@kotaro-kun9386]

@@canoess they will get fired. Unless he/she gets a pretty chill class.

[@TheScoobydoo12311]

I thought this was a serious video until he said *licked by starving refugees*

[@MrJohnlennon007]

Not opening a bag of innocent cocoa beans?

[@TeamPhlegmatisch]

same here

[@bassy_michaelis_666]

Same 😂 😂

[@pandamonium9255]

My child will fail every project in class for citing these videos in her presentations, but she will be the most popular from all the laughs she will get.

[@CurlyoBoyo]

thought this was legit until I heard “licked cleaned by *refugees”* Lmao 😂

[@m4sherman926]

CurlyoKid Gaming so you thought the bag being cut open to be made an example was real?

[@mackback319]

@@m4sherman926 yes

[@petahgriff7196]

Wait this wasn't real?

[@danksanchez4324]

Wow Your pretty stupid and that’s coming from the pers with the rick and Morty pf

[@mask_vids9834]

Curlyo Boyo I’d think the bean bag being a sacrifice would make me aware.

[@finthestoredaeries1917]

2:23 "The employees are very careful to-" "What are you doing Peter?" That one employee in the back: PETER, WHAT THE HELL, MAN?

[@finthestoredaeries1917]

@Sparks YEA, BE MORE CAREFUL, P E T E R

[@Totally_Not_Daniel]

Hey Lois look at these chocolate grounds

[@inkfernado9114]

“OH COME ON PETER”

[@cherrylicker6959]

what da Peter doin

[@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band]

I had been lightly chuckling throughout the video, but that scene broke me, because it came out of NOWHERE

[@Pancakes4Tohka]

3:28 I hate California traffic, these chocolate chips are being abused.

[@patrickdolan6784]

😂

[@CharlesJoseph_MSc]

*The Chocolate chips are being jostled just to piss them off.*

[@kitsunefire1]

It REALLY enhances their stressed out flavour that way

[@sweetsongtalks]

You hate to see chocolate chip cruelty in this day and age 😔

[@mellowcream4804]

*w-what are you doing peter!?*

[@namelessguitarist72]

My name is Peter. I am quite offended by this man. Everyone knows that you must disrupt the chocolate as part of the ritual. If we don't, the beast will wake and hunt down our families.

[@tomatoenthusiast5868]

The employees are very car- *WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PETER?*

[@thunderfry99]

MY JOB

[@Mashimoe]

peter wojcik sUp

[@thefiretruck9604]

2:19

[@bobfrost7975]

Lettuce mayo and alot of mustard

[@naturegeek33]

I was thinking “oh I like this new humour style” then I realised...

[@h20kevenn89]

Yooo

[@cobruhfn3576]

200th lije

[@laci_2149]

What?

[@timo4938]

What did you realize?

[@NeedyGreedy]

@@PixelDras1L how is that a woosh? Do you are have stupid?

[@loganxavier]

*”First, an innocent coco bean bag is made out as an example to the employees who don’t meet their daily quota.”* Wait hold u-

[@Toxic00]

Your KZbin name confused me

[@gregorybeattie]

@@Toxic00 Maybe he's an X-Men fan?

[@lilachrysanthemum7281]

i used to be so obsessed with the real How It's Made series to the point where i memorized some of them- and then one day I found this channel and was SO shocked when i didn't hear what i normally did LOOOOL

[@andrealoll2220]

*"an innocent cocoa bean bag"*

[@AvgFemboy]

Starving refugees XD

[@lienson430]

Lewd

[@enveloreal]

The cocoa bean bag killed my family. What do you mean innocent?

[@andrealoll2220]

Envelo Envelope I am sorry for your losses ☹️

[@dazzawesome]

3:37 Pissed off chocolate chips

[@realperson9951]

underrated

[@dudeinthebackground3998]

3:38

[@makhs8750]

*triggered*

[@Vargas223]

*YOUR MEME IS DEAD*

[@mistylover2082]

@@Vargas223 spongebob fish : chocolate?? 😐😐 did you say chocolate?? Chocolate... Chocolate... CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! 😡😡 CHOCOLATE!!!!! 🍫

[@graysonphillips8022]

*Innocent beans* *succulent* *separating them from their families*

[@malevolenttyrantdongod]

The Garden Gnome yea

[@spartanc173]

"Finally, the chocolate chips are jostled, this time just to piss them off." The fact that the video ends immediately afterwards makes me think the chips got him.

[@ciph4223]

"by this time the beast has been awoken, and must be fought back by employees with various instruments. doing this allows the chocolate to pass thru mixers and refiners to give it a softer texture. and also prevents the beast from ushering in a thousand years of darkness."

[@randomfoxboy508]

Someone get me the broom

[@heavysleeperassclapper6054]

@@randomfoxboy508 🧹

[@BigYosh]

We are safe for now

[@technerdbird]

we all watched the video

[@overlord2754]

The beast part explains why 2022 is shit

[@yami564]

"The chocolate chips are again jostled this time just to piss them off." Hahaha 😂

[@raymundoalvarado7268]

Me too

[@raymundoalvarado7268]

Woo

[@Akio_Hitoshi]

"Now the chocolate is in a very delicate state to which even the smallest disturbance can ruin the batch. The employees are very careful to- *WHAT YOUR DOING PETER* "

[@breadeatingcrystalwizard8402]

" *OH-* oh sorry sir i dozed off "

[@satiricalstoringlife9832]

" I'm an, Engineer not uhh medic! "

[@angieplayz6394]

NEZUKO

[@13_the_confused]

@@angieplayz6394 where did that come from

[@angieplayz6394]

@@13_the_confused the person who we are replying to the comment she has a pfp of my favourite anime character from demon slayer her name is nezuko

[@catlamp9894]

"Finally, the chocolate chips are again jostled. This time, just to piss them off" was what really got me

[@sxpremesushii]

Cat Lamp same

[@tragiclolz4587]

Cat Lamp THAT JUST PLAYS AS I HEAR IT

[@torkizion9780]

Hello eggcat

[@kaylenburns5180]

Me too

[@rhiannak7179]

Cat Lamp haha same

[@breadsan7821]

I thought this was real until he said refugees

[@amethystgacha4697]

Well, it is how they are made, but he just makes it funnier

[@aidan-6590]

Im rising Up same😂😂

[@idontknowanymore9966]

I actually thought this was real until the threat against the employees lmao

[@pokgai67]

So you missed the part where the narrator says that the beast had been awakened and had to be fought back?lmao

[@michaeldesousa6530]

@@pokgai67 Nope 0:20

[@pokgai67]

@@michaeldesousa6530 Ohh my bad

[@finhazel]

same to me, but in the making of hotdog

[@mrchimpinski1411]

The last video is gonna be "How its actually made: Litteral human shit"

[@ghostsarentspooky]

Who else thought this was a real documentary 🙋

[@winchescumberholland5370]

I was watching the one about how bacon was made. I thought it was real till it said they use skinned dog. 😂😂

[@PamelaWarren56]

For two seconds

[@moonflower8890]

me

[@azzty8624]

i thought it was serious at first, and when i rewatched it i figured it wasen't

[@heyguysineedhelpinlif3353]

Me

[@ng3414]

*_Goddammit Peter you had ONE job_*

[@mattheworiginal482]

Some Random Commenter ONE JOB

[@kapoot]

I'm peter

[@YouDieLin]

*whispers Xforce

[@mattheworiginal482]

DaOnlyPete why

[@martajajackson1836]

ROFL

[@lilboicajun6531]

This video had me believing it was legit until the refugees part.

[@luigii6313]

LilBoi Cajun same I was high af and I thought I was learning something then I tripped when I noticed that it wasn’t serious cuz the voice sounds just like a documentary would

[@yandexnovosti1756]

i didnt realise this was a joke at first and gradually got more and more confused until 1:15

[@memz9324]

2:49 *this was my first time ever listening to the narrator swear during the show*

[@zzzszxc3285]

memz I can’t tell whether this is a joke or not, and I am concerned,

[@ihavenolife1555]

Wait is this a joke? Lol I’m confused you now it’s fake right??

[@zzzszxc3285]

I meant I didn’t know if he realized if this was a parody or not. obviously my iq isn’t high so don’t mock me.

[@ihavenolife1555]

Um ok that wasn’t directed at you but sure 👌

[@zzzszxc3285]

oh sorry

[@NuclearDarkvoid]

1:25 _An employee then activates a grinding machine, wherein the constant heating creates a chocolate soup mixture._ *Me: Okay* _Referred to in the industry as_ *_Chocolate Soup Mixture._* *Me: Fascinating.*

[@caleblewis8169]

I do wish the name was more definitive like what even is chocolate soup mixture even made of

[@Vileplume87]

*every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Very fascinating

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

*/VERY/*

[@icravedeath9400]

Hmm, yes. The floor here is made out of floor

[@xanadu___]

"this time, *just to piss them off."*

[@lol-pk6jj]

HITORI was at thaf part exactly as i read this commeny

[@IsotopeGaming]

lol

[@sigmatic__]

six years since this landmark of a video dropped, let's hope the potting soil is fully ground in

[@vaprin2019]

This is great. I would like more please.

[@daaryn]

Yea like full 40 minute documentary episodes

[@aidansilke236]

same

[@epicnesscheeseD]

Yeah, and I love how they made the object (the chocolate) have feelings and pissing it off.

yeah

[@hoodini.k8070]

Agree