How It's Actually Made - Oysters

Oyster farming is now common to prevent overfishing and pollution from dwindling the oyster population. Find out how Oyster farmers keep up with worldwide demand.
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[@itchillisstarman]

2:04 Ah yes, my favorite website, [REDACTED]

[@pbjracing14yearsago49]

Yes, I like to watch [REDACTED][REDACTED] on [REDACTED].

[@tidepod10yearsago97]

[DATA EXPUNGED] is the best website.

[@chaotixthefox]

The Foundation: Omae wa mou, REDACTED.

[@ldbonq]

@@tomtom-fz7gr didn't work

[@SORRYBUTYOURENEXT]

Chaotix Fox you know the SCP universe isn’t the only thing that we can use that word for?

[@sci_pain3409]

so glad crab nickolson’s okay, i was so worried for a second.

[@ekekelanapoleon2550]

godspeed

[@leopard2a730]

Same

[@furinick]

God bless crab nickolson

[@superidoldexiarong7406]

Me to doctor cliner

[@justarandomhuman4043]

Agreed

[@wafflelord7485]

OH MY GOD THERES A CRAB ON THE CONVEYER BELT STOP THE MACHINE STOP THE MACHINE

[@lydiahumes6566]

You picked the wrong conveyor belt, fool!

[@wafflelord7485]

@@lydiahumes6566 Lmao

[@thisisahumanlol8255]

69 Noice

[@braystone9145]

Cj is that u

[@beutifulcat5656]

Time stamp?

[@babyroxasman]

I love that mini crisis he has when the crab disappears XD

[@jamesfarrell8908]

Babyroxasman I’m proud to admit it made me happy

[@BenJamin-wu8jv]

Haha omg it had me in tears laughing, and it’s been a minute.

[@spugintrntl]

The prolonged, tense silence really sold it.

[@derptank3308]

It happens when a mommy oyster and a daddy oyster love each other very much

[@conormurphy4328]

1:08

[@Starstruck_Seven]

Or the mommy oyster and daddy oyster get very drunk and make a little oopsie

[@leroysgrandriverband394]

Kaitlynn Clark kind of like my parents 😂

[@Starstruck_Seven]

@@leroysgrandriverband394 same bro

[@leroysgrandriverband394]

Kaitlynn Clark it’s just like that ngl kind of donkey dog sh!t

[@bobblehead7002]

"Oysters tend to taste better the more they suffer before death"

[@MrFirefox]

i swear he's said this about another food/livestock

[@six6nix587]

As do humans. Wait.... What?

[@koka_pepsi]

I get that is was a joke, but seafood usually tastes better the more humanely the animals were killed

[@elenaggt]

I relate

[@arnousteele4845]

Ssoyoung wants to know your location

[@UrLesbosFaveLesbo]

"On Thursdays, recently divorced Santa Claus volunteers at the factory" *I-*

[@Razi98]

I actually lost it there lmaooo

[@sau_of_lkwd]

I-

[@yellowishgreendragon.-.]

That was the best part... Other than "There's a crab... Stop the machine!!"

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

-I

[@Undefinedde]

Ik too😂

[@spartarticus]

"oysters are typically sold in two portion sizes: American and regular" funniest quote of the video

[@spartarticus]

@@FylixAerou this statement is factually true, just like my comment

[@Shiratto]

Recently divorced Santa Claus got me personally.

[@aaronlandry3934]

“OH MY GOD THERE’S A CRAB!!!

[@aziris7257]

Would've been funnier if he had said, "American and European".

[@setsers1]

XD

[@Jesus-gu8lt]

last time I was this early, a man named larry broke into my home and stole a bag of frozen oysters

[@maddycheeze]

Jesus? I’m sorry, but they belong to Larry now,

[@Jesus-gu8lt]

@@maddycheeze please help me get my oysters back

[@silverdays2909]

@@Jesus-gu8lt you need the best Oyster tracker, they call him Tiny Timmy the thrid

[@LekkerDiepindezee]

Silver days didn’t a guy named Larry beat him in the oyster tracking world championship?

[@silverdays2909]

@@LekkerDiepindezee and thats why Tiny Timmy is hunting Larry he wants a rematch and he needs to beat Larry before his sister dies to prove to her he is the best

[@misseskrustyburger5685]

"Recently divorced Santa Claus" God that was something that I'll never hear again in my lifetime.

[@SnazzySMM]

What if you rewatch the M and I have to do it in the M and I have to do it in the Morning and I have to do it in the morning and I have to do it in the morning and I have to do it in the morning and I have to do it in the morning and I have to do it in the morning and I have to do it in the

[@misseskrustyburger5685]

You fear no man

[@Captain_Vitorio_Muscovy]

Yes, because he will no longer be Recently Divorced Santa Claus, he only be Divorces Santa Claus.

[@normalhuman9878]

Unless you watch the video again, drawn in by this reply on a comment you made 4 years ago

[@bobby_greene]

Fun fact, Mini oysters are also known as microysters Edit - forgot to say how fun this fact is

[@spookable3873]

Bobby Greene thank you for your contributions to science

[@doublesystem9790]

I need sources for that information. Are you a certified oysterologist?

[@bobby_greene]

@@doublesystem9790 I watched a video about them once

[@ajrk95]

@@bobby_greene THIS video, in fact

[@itsafish4600]

Wow

[@megegg64]

3:13 Missed opportunity to call it the "Oyster Hoister 9000"

[@annebruecks7381]

I concur, that’s Brilliant!

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

😂🦪😂🦪😂🦪😂🦪😂🦪😂🦪😂🦪😂🦪

[@Scrofar]

How ingenius of you.

[@tripmcneely6519]

You should write for Kimmel

[@mantacid1221]

I love that Larry is just treated as the company Cryptid that everyone just gives oysters to.

[@jammeranimated2627]

Never did the viewers know, Larry was actually the Eldritch God who gave life to the oysters out of fascination thus for every batch the finest of such oysters must be offered to Larry.

[@mosesbenjaminangelouy3153]

​@@jammeranimated2627 thought Larry was a lobster 😂

[@RealRabidRabbit]

"These four oysters are going home with Larry" That's the most vaguely threatening thing I've heard today

[@-Dragon-Master-]

Plot twist they call children oysters also

[@tismeraddish4972]

"The ideal breeding age is between two and a hundred years old" Ah yes, that's some anime logic there

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

"In other words, during the first half of the oyster's life" *first half*

[@conormurphy4328]

“She may look like an 11-year-old but she’s actually an 169 year old oyster.”

[@tismeraddish4972]

These replies are great

[@conormurphy4328]

Dillon Sudduth *adjusts Monocle*

[@MxPokirby]

"Between two and one hundred years old" Anime fans be like: "Nah, too old for me, fam."

[@Kelsang01]

I wish I was an oyster so I could go home with Larry.

[@silverdays2909]

Larry would treat you better than your parents treat you

[@ck7993]

@@silverdays2909 yes

[@cybercat0564]

But you're gonna have to be a nice oyster so Larry would pick you

[@ashleythetrashley1726]

You don't want to go home with Larry. He's done horrible things to those poor poor oysters.

[@justsnortingbutt7821]

shut up croissant who gave you sentients

[@Lichen8404]

Love how he was so genuinely worried about this poor crab

[@thomasfeather9954]

"You're mine now" -Larry to all the good looking Oysters

[@thecynic75]

"Crab Nickelson" You really said that.

[@seanhornof6705]

I don't get it

[@brodster7042]

Godspeed crab Nickleson

[@conormurphy4328]

*Question* 2:18 Is this the same uncle Larry that has a tickle basement?

[@unclebilly3635]

What do you think he feeds the people who are in the tickle basement

[@conormurphy4328]

Uncle Billy go back to your No Shirts Allowed Wrestling Basement.

[@unclebilly3635]

@@conormurphy4328 ok but you're coming with me

[@pbjracing14yearsago49]

@@unclebilly3635 sweat from his balls.

[@pbjracing14yearsago49]

@@conormurphy4328 only for children under 14 years of age!

[@pkmblack303]

Ah yes, that reminds me, I need to sell my Oyster Stocks right now.

[@conormurphy4328]

Do you know anybody who wants to buy an oyster harvester 9000?

[@Piggie1603]

Nah me and my mate have the mythical oyster harvester 10000

[@arat7106]

imagine being an oyster and finally being released to the ocean. only until you hear the oyster harvester 9000 coming to harvest your friends and family

[@ultranecrozma7449]

Oyster hoister 9000

[@entity972inc.2]

"The meat is sealed away in case any of it is still screaming"

[@rhondapeace3957]

I watched this with my mum last night, who is an oyster lover. At the end she said she’s never eating oysters again. She believed the narration😂😂

[@speed4414]

O Y S T E R L O V E R

[@WickedPhase]

4:45 my parents when they saw me via ultrasound

[@kemarkastro5810]

Damn that's dark

[@vermonkestermalit801]

r/suicidebywords

[@valtterihiltunen5700]

@@vermonkestermalit801 I USE REDDIT BTW HAHAHAHVAHAHAHA

[@thatsw0lfy526]

Wha-

[@skrrtdotcom9120]

@@valtterihiltunen5700 IM FUCKING RETARTED BTW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CSDM15]

“Oysters tend to taste better the more they suffer before death.” -Huggbees

[@tree1915]

Actually the oyster smell became a WORLD WIDE hazard

[@coffee_candy_]

"Oysters are usually sold in two portion sizes." "American, and regular." perfect.

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

Love that ending, because it's exactly how I feel about oysters....especially raw ones.

[@pvanukoff]

Yep. They are rather disgusting looking and tasting. Literally nothing appealing about them, but many people eat them anyway for some reason. Those people are insane.

[@cKINGovAFRIKA]

​@@pvanukoff it's an acquired taste, they are my favorite food

[@pvanukoff]

@@cKINGovAFRIKA An "acquired" taste just means something that tastes unpleasant, but which you've conditioned yourself to enjoy. But you do you.

[@jevoulaispasdecompte]

@@pvanukoff Yeah most things you do in life are unpleasant until you are conditioned to tolerate them or enjoy them. Like you know, eating solid stuff, drinking coffee, not shitting yourself, walking, talking, wearing shoes... But if you takes the quotes off "acquired" it's easier :D

[@JebemTiZivot]

2:50 Shouldve been “An employee dumps out the oysters to give them a slight glimpse of freedom before dumping them back into the ocean where they will spend the rest of their days drowning in the dark empty water.”

[@ananteshesha5788]

My teacher was so confused when he said "These oysters are going home with Larry ;)"

[@cy_torrent]

The question from me is, How did you get past 1:06 ?

[@ananteshesha5788]

@@cy_torrent she just puts on documentaries and barely pays attention lol

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

1:34 “Recently Divorced Santa Claus…” I’m ded.

[@GarrettRabins]

💀

[@senilerodent]

Which is funny, because the Russian version of Santa Claus is *Ded* Moroz (ded meaning old man)

[@twocows360]

>Godspeed, Crab Nicholson Shit, I had a sleepover with him once, small world

[@Rooster1172T]

as an ex oyster farmer in australia this whole video had me laughing but I lost it at 4:10 hahahaha

[@victorzimmerman2248]

I'm American but he got us with that one. That's actually pretty funny.

[@bigel9097]

Plot twist: the crab was taken by Larry! Hope to see him again...

[@puppicorn9640]

In a fucking pot! Haha

[@FordKing1337]

This is 100% the best HIAM so far! It hits all the best absurd notes, and I literally almost died. 10/10 thank you for making sure the crab was okay

[@Trainfan1055Janathan]

The oysters come in two sizes: American (as big as a hand) and regular (fits in the palm) It's funny because it's true!

[@HallowedPenguin7]

As a very skinny American I feel attacked... is what I would say if I was a sensitive white girl which I’m not so yeah you’re right

[@squidgelad1983]

@@HallowedPenguin7 lmao

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

I like how genuinely concerned he sounded over the crab

[@f1ow4]

3:30 “OYSTER HARVESTER 10,000!” 😂 😂 I’m dead 😵 😂

[@kirbothegreat4389]

I love how this channels category is "education"

[@butilikeapples]

I had the exact same reaction as him at the end the first time my wife introduced me to oysters when we were first dating. Oysters look super gross, and it feels like you're eating a giant clump of snot. They taste okay I guess? The lemon and cocktail sauce are a must because otherwise it just tastes like a blob of salty mucus.

[@shadowhenge7118]

That crab got one hell of a ride. All his crab buddies are never gonna believe him.

[@bulseye6064]

Thank you for makin these videos, all of them make laugh out loud.

[@WickedPhase]

Bulseye The crab on the machine had me rolling

[@RayMak]

My favorite food ever

[@kiyoshi5430]

4:42

[@Pacifica.Obscura]

“These four oysters are going home with Larry” absolutely sent me at 4 am 😂

[@Noxx55]

Crab Nicholson, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.

[@HackleFlyer]

I legit thought that this was a real How it's Made video until 1:05. that's where shit hit the fan

[@ZungurianMukkurian]

I'd like to think that in some parallel universe this is an legit documentary.

[@josedirks3973]

The videos always start off so normal then it just takes a wild turn I love it.

[@ToasterBath]

I'm always wondering how Huggbees will ruin another thing

[@SodieChan]

"CUMSHOTS" I WASN'T EXPECTING HIM TO SAY THAT

[@triggerhappy4199]

So people who eat oysters also kill millions of unborn oysters as well

[@Lozoot2]

Good to see Crab Nicholson in good health, last I saw him was in _Crab Nicholson's Extreme Sleepover: Text Adventure_ on the DS.

[@oron61]

You should make an episode where you depict all the workers as casually and haphazardly assembling high-precision devices. "The workers grind the blade with a piece of concrete they found out back until it looks pretty sharp." "It usually doesn't fit, so they just sorta make it fit with a rubber mallet they found."

[@TOO_RAW]

As a commercial oystermen I attest that this is completely accurate

[@annebruecks7381]

Your username is making me think you take some oysters home, like the infamous Larry!

[@andistansbury4366]

As an oyster I beg you to stop

[@ryanmuslc]

I love how he comes up with random shit to explain people testing samples 😂

[@thecelestial9677]

4:40 when you have to eat something you don’t like:

[@pangolothian]

That whole basically pausing of the video narrative for the crab bit was fucking hilarious

[@Vagab0nd07]

Godspeed mr crab that apeared on the conveyer belt for no apparent reason

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

At 3:58 there's some kind of creature going in the opposite direction of the conveyor belt. Maybe that's the crab? Looks small tho

[@hargmone]

Yeah, that's a crab.

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

the crab shrunk when he was outside the water, and now he'll be normal size once he's back in

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

@@Omabatfartsbruh I can't tell if you're joking or not

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

@@anjoliebarrios8906 don't trust anyone on the internet kid, not even yourself.

[@starlight4649]

Sex: *exists* Oysters: ill just jizz in the water! Thats bound to work right?

[@normalhuman9878]

A surprising number of aquatic species actually reproduce by just cumming in the water and hoping it makes its way where it needs to go

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

That crab was having the time of his life

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

Bought some oysters last year, we got a free oyster knife included. Had never tried it before. It was just okay, tasted surprisingly little; just seawater taste but not as salt, looked disgusting and had a cosistency like slightly stringy Jello (it also upset my stomach slightly). Not sure why people so enthusiastically enjoy something with so little taste. Though the oyster knife turned out to be a very useful tool for lots of other things. It's the safest tool i have for piercing stubborn things, breaking up ice cubes, opening vacuum packs etc, since it's only pointy not sharp.

[@JakeRafanan]

"on Thursdays, recently divorced Santa Claus volunteers at the factory" had me dying 😂😂

[@breeg1684]

God, I love your videos!! They never fall to make me laugh, even when I'm having a bad day. Thank you!! 😂👍

[@that_D0_ofus]

I like the fact that he got worried for the little crab

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

Now I know those radiation burns were from oysters, not 5G towers

[@Heap_InnovatorsRBLX]

“Recently divorced Santa Claus volunteered at the factory” 😂🤣

[@aeop]

the crap is at 3:50 on the conveyer belt below the guy's hands. he's safe I think

[@dinkthegreatest]

That was a wild day for Crab Nickolson. Godspeed.

[@thelasttimeiatewas4774]

Wow, you learn something new everyday!!!!!!!

[@sci_pain3409]

how was your meal?

[@SeanMusicFreak]

Man, you weren't kidding about those microscope prices.

[@livewellwitheds6885]

4:14 the American v regular portion is too accurate

[@zach11241]

“Recently divorced Santa Claus” It’s rare to see such a genuinely accurate statement.

[@DAVEMC1000]

Crab Nicholson. I haven't heard that name in years.

[@sushi_tech35]

To be an oyster traveling back home with Larry, that's the life

[@finedellaventoaureo5977]

3:20 so this is a rinsing machine right?

[@Blandon4220]

"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒘" Larry is an eldritch God for sure

[@DingleDarn]

Me: watching a nice informative video on oysters. The video: 1:01 Me: excuse me wut

[@pacsajj]

3:58 you can see Crab Nickolson moving at the end of the conveyer belt.

[@Mazaroth]

So, the question that comes to my mind is, what does Larry do with the oysters?

[@oliwierbober648]

illegal things

[@CyberSage796]

Stuff related to semen n shit

[@bookworm3005]

Just weird enough to make you laugh, and just normal enough to make you question everything. I love this channel

[@memesandchill2o046]

3:39 THERES A FUCKIN CRAB ON THE LINE O MY FUCKEN GOD STOP THE DAMN MACHINE OH MY HOD

[@randomness928]

I feel like usually I can kinda follow what is happening in these videos despite the voiceover but I genuinely had no idea what I was looking at this entire video

[@GalderIncarnate]

Who puts a tomato on a lemon?

[@SillyBirdSpottedInHell26640]

This is such a nice wholesome educational series

[@aq-hf2se]

The oysters I’ve eaten have never looked like that

[@aliensomniac6392]

Him being so concerned about the crab 😂

[@davidmeyer6908]

"I like to think oysters transcend national barriers" -Roger Waters

[@nhajleicar2442]

"recently divorced santa clause" LOL

[@monoytnecoproductions1997]

1:09 i do that with all my food. Really enhances the flavor and i save some salt

[@smokeymountainstoner2671]

These videos feel like a fever dream, like I just stepped into the twilight zone, I fuckin love it. I need my glasses, I can't read without my glasses

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Larry is living is best life and I can respect that.

[@bladefiles5240]

"Upgraded to the mythical OYSTER HARVESTER 10000"

[@kdigiacomo]

Wish he had a second KZbin channel for a reaction to 'fist time viewers' to this channel. I'd definitely sub to that one as well for sure.

[@silkysille]

No one- Hugbees- *OYSTER HARVESTER TEN THOUSAND*

[@kulog6720]

This is the first time I've laughed this hard out loud in a long time

[@flannelflax8078]

Legend has it that Larry has started a new business with divorced Santa Claus. He made another oyster farm from all the oysters he took

[@tren]

Best part about his videos, you cannot know what is misinformation and what isnt.

[@treelimb2878]

So all your vids elicit a chuckle or two but, this one is hilarious. I'd like to see Larry's home farm lol.

[@m3mester890]

After hearing oysters jizz on each other for “flavour” I’m never eating them again

[@ocloud7389]

It’s just extra flavor