how many orange slices can I fit in my mouth?

2 and 1/3
website: insect.christmas

[@spaceghostmiid]

the compsci student to trans woman pipeline is so real

[@rexxe001]

They goon they goooon =3

[@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy]

i only majored in compsci for a year before changing majors and they still had time to get me 😭😭😭

[@EepyBea]

:3

[@consumeobama5770]

real :3

[@chicken5038]

Or the trans to compsci student

[@sdhjsjana72js]

those are not regulation orange slices. way too big

[@sosukelele]

Nah, bro's just small

[@SomoneStoleMyName]

Aztro is a lego figure

[@alitrias]

Now replace orange slices with pieces of Uranium-235

[@tf2spygamin]

YUM

[@SpaceAddress23]

replace the oranges with me

[@maddsthegamer]

that emoji makes this way more funny

[@thewilly_does_stuff]

When the voiced training is going so well you gotta shove orange slices into your mouth to make a video about it.

[@TomsGarage007]

ah yeah though this was what this is, just a weird way to flex her voice

[@thatoneoscar6335]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[@leo_lolzz]

0:00 - 0:08 : setting the scene 0:09 - 0:13 : introducing orange 1 0:14 - 0:18 : orange 1 vs orange 2 fight begins 0:19 - 0:22 : orange 3 comes in clutch to save orange 1 0:22 - 0:25 : epilogue

[@andys2801]

Astro was so proud of their voice training they had to make a video about it

[@c1isb0red]

Aztro never fails to fit orange slices in her mouth

[@mrepicairfryerenthusiast4982]

merp, she failed to fit an orange slice in her mouth at 0:19 of the video 🤓☝

[@c1isb0red]

@@mrepicairfryerenthusiast4982 Counter statement: Beuhhh buyuurggg 💀💀💀

[@robloxgfextreme]

No longer aztro-cis if you know what I mean

[@moss.kurtis]

now she's az-trans-ist 🎉

[@xxxtrainstation1049]

M

[@deviantsemicolon618]

There's more chasers in this comment section than there are transphobes, and idk whether to call that progress or not

[@PrincessRoses308]

“Ze sound of progress my friend” -Medic from TF2

[@TheAce736]

NOT FOR LONG *THERE GOES MY HERO BLARES*

[@CertifriedRatBastrad]

legends say that if aztrosist fits 3 whole oranges into her mouth "one-winged angel" starts playing in the distance

[@yeokomon]

Literally subscribed to the channel like an hour ago so I'm going to take this as an initiation of sorts

[@plummeted]

Welcome

[@lobstotsbol]

greetings, new recruit

[@Qwertiah]

Glad you updated us; I was starting to get worried you couldn’t fit any orange slices in your mouth

[@ennnetc]

me in the back of the nuclear reactor eating the plutonium

[@lobstotsbol]

relatable

[@biggienoob4859]

The liberals have gone to far this time.

[@case3177]

I'm so sad you're ruining yourself like this, that many orange slices in one mouth can't be good for your health.

[@nocharge7189]

glad to see her tap into the educational side of youtube

[@slades_salad]

mfs in 2014 with a bag of marshmallows:

[@thenuggywuggy8389]

"yoooooo we should make this a game!!"

[@awesomesauce4758]

The 2014 lore

[@summrwalkr]

grandma got out of the nursing home again

[@cinotaoat]

i giggled at your comment

[@49Dillbert]

This is cool and all but do you guys think bald people have to shine their head like a shoe

[@aqua-bery]

Definitely

[@NikoSoviet88]

Ask northernlion

[@captainsober]

Personally I think the more likely bald people blind people with their bald shine the better.

[@tatteryt]

the real question is do they wash their head with shampoo or body wash

[@jackinahathatonajack3568]

No way Is this an Alex Unknown reference to the hit song "Orange" from the album "Phantom Leg"? Thats crazy

[@toledoswill]

erm actually it's an ep... not an album... 🤓

[@sklamuel]

nobody else is putting out this content at this level of quality. you truly are a cut above the rest astrid

[@homiejack]

are you fucking kidding me. 2 and 1/3? what a joke. this is why I hate youtube. 2 and 1/3? really? 2 and 1/3? I can't believe this

[@yackerist]

holy shit guys did you see it? at about 0:20 there is oranges in her mouth!😂😂 Small details that only true aztro enjoyers will notice!! Orange!!!!!😅 i found an easter egg at precisely 0:18 where she does some sort of secret sign with her hand, i dont know what it could mean. im theorizing that maybe it's a V to stand for... hmmmm, idk maybe... Vladimir Putin? Guys i dont know they would do that but thats the only thing i could possibly think of! let me know your theory on the matter!?? at first i thought this was a simple orange challenge video, but now i am wondering maybe there is something sinister going on here?!?!?????!

[@jedjohnson173]

You made schlatt, you must be so proud of how far he’s come

[@Goldiloxz]

Really? How?

[@warweasel2832]

If she made schlatt, and schlatt made gay people, does that make her my grandma?

[@noodlecat5567]

I think you could do more if you orient it better. There's a lot of savable space bc the slices are weirdly shaped

[@Aztrosist]

i will take this into account.

[@lewkeee]

@@Aztrosisti am expecting a rematch with the oranges very soon

[@JoeMama-fh7eb]

You’re supposed to do it with the cute little small oranges so you can brag and say you can fit 3 whole oranges in your mouth at once

[@ImPyroChad]

"Jarvis, find the youtuber Astrozist and trans her gender"

[@gustavkirchoff4633]

Jarvis didn't have to go this hard

[@lainawesome]

shes so pretty its insane

[@squillz8310]

Real and true

[@willowFFMPEG]

Real and true

[@sa1t938]

why lie?

[@space_ace456]

real and true

[@vicious_toad]

real and true

[@milkbreath321]

aztrogen

[@-._.ChaLoe._.-]

proaztro-one

[@SeaSurf74]

Your technique is incredibly inefficient, I'm disappointed.

[@xajiru]

This is the weirdest video to know how she looks like... i love it

[@MewZe]

Finally. A GOOD video...

[@veteraani1115]

Omg i did not know astro is such a cootie patootie 😭

[@Beast0fBurden]

the Arieth hair tho 😭

[@yahkimicki236]

God i wish i was rhat mouth (Hungry for oranges)

[@Victor-Baxter]

Can you please do another video where you try and fit as many unfiltered Marlboros in your mouth in one puff?

[@not7170]

How many industrial water towers can you fit inside your mouth?

[@Wobama]

I still cannot believe that aztro did this, first she murdered an orange and now shes eating it😔😔😔

[@harshyyjuggles9633]

astrid for the love of god stop looking at the comments

[@Zombiedeathrader]

This feels like patreon content

[@azuquirtle]

I'm disgusted. This is a truly pitiful amount of orange slices that you can fit in your mouth. And that strategy! Absolutely despicable. You will be hearing from the orange-slices-in-mouth association very soon.

[@KaceyXamComics]

You could probably fit more if you started mewing and looksmaxing

[@turniptheguy4644]

thanks for the new goon material!

[@tybullock1841]

crazy

[@moog_octavia]

this is the content the media doesn't want you to see

[@Blaza303]

Why is blud so pretty 😢

[@NiaSwift]

guys, this owanch? is ginemenasaurus, whatever you say

[@jaewol359]

Giganamorphic

[@mechaegg7229]

gigantonorstasus

[@Skrkro]

This is one of those videos that art classes will be studying 100 years from now

[@MaskMajor]

that orange probably had a fuckin... family and dreams or whatever and you tore it apart and ate it :/

[@trishugnish]

Now say chubby bunny

[@TomsGarage007]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@joltstorm64]

now THIS is the type of content i subscribed for

[@Conmancreates]

The fact she could’ve fit more😳

[@berastis4431]

She?

[@Conmancreates]

@@berastis4431 yeah they came out as trans a bit ago. Their pronouns are she/they now.

[@larryp.9764]

ooohhh what I'd do to be an orange slice rn

[@commandershortsight]

CALM DOWN

[@einvious]

trans rights

[@Stella.22g]

It's all wrongs

[@Randomshistuff2]

Orange rights

[@ingeirriylm3380]

are human rights.

[@canager]

@@Stella.22g ok we have a funny man

[@verenice7475]

Not real

[@isaiahhatescommunism5367]

adding this to my goon stash ty

[@history1a]

Do not.

[@callumanderson6373]

​@@history1ait's too late. The gooning has already commenced. There is nothing you can do to stop it.

[@rxy3699]

Glad I'm not alone 🙏

[@history1a]

@@callumanderson6373 😦

[@asterobiology]

I'm asexual but even I can goon to this brother.

[@cephasoj108]

I haven't watched your videos in so long when the hell did you become a cute girl

[@thekillah24th]

Yeah wtf? I need a lore update

[@rottingbnnvy]

clearly has never plated tetris

[@Yes_Im_L]

"yes aztro" they all say in unison

[@jamesismybestie7122]

Without her where would the sleep deprived members be. The answer? With Schlatt 6 feet under. Thank you Aztrosist

[@saintbread5080]

I hope you dont mind but I have this on loop in my goon setup

[@MeowKiii-]

cant wait to see this 9 years later randomly popping up in everyone’s recommended

[@nbshftr]

i dont think you tried very hard to be honest. not much strategy being used here

[@maymorango_]

I could fit more tbh

[@notedcorpse]

i cant believe she did this unannounced

[@random_cookies]

she?! haha wtf?

[@lavipilled]

shes trans​@@random_cookies

[@hexxibojexxi]

I couldn't even goon to this video, I burst all over! Clean up on isle, my skirt!

[@minhuang8848]

what a horrible day to have eyes to read with

[@snerpletiger8761]

you have a talent. if this youtube thing ever falls through, i've heard the circus is taking applications.

[@Ahnock]

astrid you could have died wtf

[@Storse]

rest in piece 🙏

[@gggrumpyyyy]

She died after this dude, how did you foreshadow

[@Ahnock]

@@gggrumpyyyy visions of the future

[@josiahshea3350]

​@@Ahnock literally oda

[@yeyali]

Astrid single handedly reviving the chubby bunny challenge we had to stan

[@projekt_ares2230]

aztrosist I'm so disappointed in you. You should at least be able to fit a whole orange in your mouth

[@xylothefool]

Amazing discovery, thanks for sharing this astrid

[@ShadyNerd]

4 slices by the end of the year I believe in you

[@rafa_d_vieira]

Rookie numbers, do better astral zit

[@violasses]

astrid made me a lesbian

[@johnvideogames]

actually awful technique. real pros take their orange slices hot dog style and not hamburger style.

[@pmtoam]

nah shes cappin, maxed out at 2

[@brennanoconnor433]

This feels like some old video that most KZbinrs would delete 10 years after making it, because they realize it was really stupid lol

[@Emileave]

Ok but she says what we’re all thinking

[@willowFFMPEG]

LITERALLY

[@yuh1247]

*he....

[@wackygoober]

@@yuh1247 *she

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

This is the quality content I subscribed for

[@KRUSH-R]

apocalypse cooking 2 when

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

@@KRUSH-R Never

[@KRUSH-R]

@@MorbidMindedManiac ;(

[@hosatus2433]

So you're tellin me... You're NOT a cool Skeleton in an Astronaut suit? Unsubscribing.

[@jakobhoward2287]

hopefully soon 😢😣

[@chlebi_]

It's a deepfake, Aztro is a bit shy :3

[@braindmg.mp4]

i'm convinced this is ai generated

[@mogo-wc7xw]

how

[@Shnowz]

astro ive been a fan for years and I am absolutely disgusted by what I see in this video. there was barely an attempt to mouth that final piece of orange and I think you could have easily done at least one more slice after, I always thought you to be a fan of both oranges and the netflix show big mouth but I am extremely saddened to see that at least one of those assumptions were wrong and for this reason I am unsubscribing.

[@EvBreadbug]

I thought this was going somewhere very different from the first sentence lol, luckily we got the good ending

[@HeyImOlive]

the strategy sucks, might unfollow i think

[@seriouslogan]

i got so mad when she didnt put them all in the same way

[@thefunkymunkyz5259]

Oh!

[@real-horse]

is this what self actualization looks like

[@IzzyJ777]

her power level is increasing

[@xxxtrainstation1049]

M

[@oldskull9865]

Why is Aeris from ff7 remake eating orange slices in my feed

[@TheAce736]

Somewhere between Aeris and kadaj

[@sedumguy]

i have such a huge crush on aztro

[@Inabin]

Real

[@sadquali]

who doesn't

[@verenice7475]

Gay

[@sedumguy]

@@verenice7475 exactly

[@x730m1]

astrid looks weirdly innocent in this video, i feel like she's about to ask me if i have games on my phone

[@rakurai4953]

You have that Sephiroth hair

[@yaznot]

when are you and schlatt going to kiss

[@ophew]

when are you and me going to kiss

[@Sking1309]

What about me?

[@linustg]

I want in too

[@titanium6139]

This is going into my goon vault

[@cheesestick2730]

Ma'am what did you mean with this one?

[@luisverbera]

Post the voice training techniques I’m struggling out here 😭

[@mnelsoncool]

Please me too goddamn

[@plugg4mb]

i havent been following ur channel for so long and never knew u transitioned

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

Same exact thought

[@ellie_shrug]

she never really made a big deal out of, one day on the sleep deprived podcast everyone was just calling her, well, her, and astrid.

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

@@ellie_shrug damn definitely fits lol

[@MrH4ckerman]

Gotta get those numbers up girl, real winners can get at least 3 slices

[@JoshyJosh1117]

now THIS is the content i needed today

[@lippypop6619]

I haven’t watched ur videos in literal years and TRANS??!? YOU GO GIRL HIT EM WITH UR PRONOUNS

[@davejack3763]

You found out through the orange slice shitpost?

[@lippypop6619]

@@davejack3763 yea

[@beaniebean4885]

​@@lippypop6619Me too. Like, good for her but it was such a shock XD

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Woah I do really feel updated on their current situation

[@aleisbarrett13]

goonette content

[@HELLO_KORO]

That's her real name?

[@rwowry]

@@HELLO_KORO yea

[@aleisbarrett13]

@@HELLO_KORO the name fits you better

[@gggrumpyyyy]

@@HELLO_KOROyes

[@gajebeck361]

This video should NOT be attempted at home! My little brother tried this and managed to fit 10 orange slices in his mouth, which caused him to violently explode and die. Shameful that Aztrosist would not put a warning at the start!

[@HeadlinePlays]

impressive, but how does this affect LeBron's legacy?

[@AurraKo]

thank you for your contribution to the human arts

[@OfficalCoppersalmon]

Do you by any chance play fallout new Vegas?