How Much is Every House Worth in Ocarina of Time?

[@toroboros_]

why does KZbin even have other content besides applying real world logic and niche experience to video games? this is all I want to watch forever

[@iamafanofmanythings3973]

Might I recommend to you KZbinr anyaustin

[@any_austin]

Do more. Appraise them in USD based on normative metrics (location, building materials, amenities) and then think of some way to get a good USD->rupee exchange rate. How do they actually figure out exchange rates? Maybe research that and use the same principals. If you do that and make the video way shorter you'll get 500k easy.

[@heycowboy]

Thanks for the encouragement! I'm still kind of figuring out my stye and what parts I want to put more focus on so I appreciate the thoughts and suggestions

[@any_austin]

@@heycowboy yea it’s an excellent idea for a series. Love it.

[@mikejuarez2383]

The goat

[@Yogarpg]

YES I liked that he gave a price basis for Kokiri houses, which helps us get an idea

[@TericT]

I could sense you when I clicked austin :D

[@Cullyxe]

My brain during the temple of time segment: CONCERT. HALL. IMAGINE THE ACOUSTICS!! YOU FOOL!!

[@Zectorman]

as a real estate appraiser. This had me laughing way more than i thought it would. The Forest temple segment about dancing around terms concerning neighborhoods and the FHA loans had me grinning from ear to ear.

[@jhuyyg]

I've not felt my age (31) more than when I saw this suggested and thought "Yes, this is something I need to watch"

[@drake_diangelo]

I mean, 20 year old here, and same. If you haven't seen him before, Any Austin does video game unemployment surveys, and does health inspections and ratings of video game dining establishments

[@jhuyyg]

@@drake_diangelo Yeah, I'm subbed to him

[@Lansolot]

The nostalgia meta is getting very interesting as we get older lol

[@jonathanbradley4896]

1993 squad represent. This game was my childhood.

[@natalielastname1022]

2003 squad and this game was my childhood

[@LotsofLatte]

You've gotta do Majora's Mask now, it feels like the devs put much more effort into every space there to make them feel lived in by the actual NPC's, would love to see what you say about them. This video was great, your humor was absolutely on point.

[@rtyuik7]

2:06 - "none of the houses in this town have Doors..." this is actually quite a vital chunk of the 'lore', in OoT...when going through the Deku Tree, Navi will chime in to tell you how to Press A when it says "Open" next to a Door, to Open the Door...because for most of Link's life, he's never known how to use one, because he's never HAD to... ...fast-forward to after getting the Spiritual Stones and pulling the Master Sword, and WHY was Ganondorf able to seize control? because Link (still not 100% on the concept of Doors) left the door to the Sacred Realm wide open!! so Link begins the game not knowing how to Open doors, and the conflict escalates from him not knowing how to Close doors behind him, either... all the dungeons you encounter involve UNLOCKING doors, with Keys or Switches, but nowhere in the game does Link LOCK a door...

[@EmileeAria413]

Wait… you might be cooking here.

[@uhpkkim]

duuude

[@LuxenDeMark]

I hope Hyrule has no concept of mosquitos...

[@rtyuik7]

@@LuxenDeMark considering how big the spiders get (like Giant Skulltula), i dont wanna think about it...

[@Jolis_Parsec]

@@LuxenDeMarkDon’t worry, Termina has plenty of oversized dragonflies to more and make up for it. 😂

[@joebykaeby]

Why is this used car salesman talking about real estate and why does he have the best greenscreening that I've ever seen

[@Erhannis]

*slaps tree* You can fit so many stumps in this baby!

[@Xahnel]

Excuse you, he's clearly a licensed appraisor. No mafia ties here, no sir.

[@jungtothehuimang]

That green screen is cleaner than many CGI films it's kinda nuts

[@davisbowe8668]

One correction I need to make is your comment about the shooting gallery. The shooting gallery in Kakariko doesn't exist when Link was a kid due to the building still being built, so this suggests that it moved from Castle Town to Kakariko sometime after Castle Town was attacked and made unlivable. So it's not a chain, the owner just moved to a different location after the original location was destroyed. Same for the Bazaar, which funnily enough used to apparently be a home when Link was a kid because it was where the gate guard and his son lived.

[@MarushiaDark316]

"I think they don't know how to make ladders." Except for the one on Link's house, I guess.

[@rotciv557]

Clearly, this signifies that Link is the true alpha of the Kokiri because he was the only one who knew how to build a ladder.

[@alexsylling1449]

Only Hylians can build ladders lmao

[@leibrunson5158]

It's actually a naturally occuring ladder.

[@nspidel]

I'm not even embarrassed by how my eyes lit up when I read the title or how quickly I subscribed. This is the exact kind of content I come to KZbin for.

[@Spirit_Yoshino]

That is a nice rug Saria, it really ties the room together.

[@uwux7975]

i think i would value the forest temple at like 100,000 rupees actually, consider the evil sorcerors who would want to move in and be dungeon master over all of the large monsters and literal ghosts

[@scoopstacey3112]

Rupees would have to be worth like 10 times the US dollar if that's the case. Labor alone to build the temple would have to touch that 100k number, unless it was made through slavery...Would be interesting to find relative values that make sense.

[@Levacque]

​@@scoopstacey3112 The only direct currency comparison I've seen was based on the price of milk because it's pretty much the only IRL item you can buy in most games.

[@andyghkfilm2287]

Hearing you describe the Twin’s House with a word my childhood house was described with-“split-level design”- carved interesting new pathways through my gray matter.

[@KeiranTrick]

The first Kakariko house is actually a sort of hostel, seems to be free or cheap temporary housing for various people. That's probably why there's so many tables.

[@MicahBuzanANIMATION]

This is such an incredible concept, please do more exploring the homes of video game series. It's very cozy.

[@heycowboy]

glad you enjoyed! my next video may be all about looking at one reaaaaally big house

[@jimmullins1270]

@@heycowboyI believe I know what house you’re talking about, rather… castle? 😏

[@harukaze7388]

I never noticed a lot of the details. Mido arranging his house with a carpet on a fancy tiled floor leading to a podium entirely for him is perfect. I assumed the podium was his bed but no it's where he Stands to talk to people

[@matthewgiallourakis7645]

Counterpoint: Frozen Zora's Domain would be excellent for refrigeration and harvesting ice, something that lon lon ranch would probably pay a lot of money for.

[@heycowboy]

honestly you bring up a very good point

[@tokumeiokano4154]

We can always ask Malon how to get furniture up there since she did put a cow up there for him to have 24/7 access to milk. Who needs a fridge when you can just have a cow?

[@Erhannis]

Well, now I'm imagining a kitchen full of living appliances. Kindof like that old game Geneforge.

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Not to mention the cow is there in both the past and the future despite Link having to race Epona as an adult in order to win a cow for his home.

[@osprey_06]

asked talon to help probably, he got dad strength he could do it

[@lux0rd01]

​@@osprey_06 that lazy bum? I have difficult to believe hes carrying a cow up a tree when he cant even complete a delivery of milk through the door its right next to

[@Perbear213]

calling it now, this channel blows up

[@legoodz1166]

your comment made me look at his sub number and im actually shocked it isnt already a 100k+ sub channel

[@Okla_Soft]

That’s how it be nowadays, small creators gotta come with the fire from the jump

[@Royalhanburglar]

He so deserves it, I’ve been hooked the whole video

[@Sergalic1ous]

Calling it now, this comment reaching 4 replies

[@godhimself1128]

I swear there are so many high production smaller channels that get ignored in the algorithm today

[@flamingdeathbanana]

Call the Fire Marshal on Granny's Potion Shop. He'll love the fact that there are 2 BLAZING FIRES next to the roof of the very wooden ceiling.

[@Levacque]

Lucky the wood is so saturated by the potion steam. It's like a really gross sauna in there.

[@mrrogers7393]

DONT YOU DARE MAKE THEM SHORTER!!! I love the long from. Maybe do both. But there is an audience for long form content

[@mr.burn-out6553]

Curious how it was left out that Lost Woods can casually turn you into a skelly boi just by being there, so the only way to actually get into the forest temple and leave safely is to have a magical ocarina and know warp songs.

[@ralphbeez1411]

Look, when you're a realtor, you have to focus on not talking about the horrible- I mean, focusing on the strengths of the community and houses and mentioning the most important negatives that may impact a buyer's choice. (As legally mandated by the Hyrulian society for safer housing, some restrictions and non applicable locations may apply)

[@Lonewolf3515]

This is only if you happen to get lost in the lost woods. If you know your way around, then you shouldn't die of starvation and thirst and resurrect as a monster. Not saying that this happens though. I've never seen it happen to anyone at all. It's just a freaky rumor for some reason told by the Kokiri. XD

[@cioplasmmajic8327]

The shooting gallery is obviously a family chain. Just look at the similarity between the owners of the two shops!

[@Calintares]

isn't it the same guy just having moved after seven years?

[@ampix4669]

I saw it and I felt the children restaurant vibes, picture an animatronic band on the stage where the shooting set up is, I tell you, when shooting gets out of fashion, itll be a restaurant!

[@Levacque]

​@@ampix4669oh that's funny, the shooting galleries already have a Western theme. They are two degrees of separation from franchising the Country Bear Jamboree as a breakfast chain.

[@Kheid15]

Aerial shot of mido’s house makes the floor look like a cut up tray of brownies yummmmm

[@JayBe1992]

I love how you just jump straight into it! No long introduction, just straight up to to valueing the house!

[@ginpachi1]

“The Great Deku Tree” segwayed into “if you can get past some monsters” just implies Mido to me 😂😂

[@Ulymmot]

Love the Any Austin energy. 👌

[@Levacque]

It's a real sweet spot of taking themselves very seriously, but not TOO seriously.

[@brycebaker8970]

As a first time home buyer in Hyrule this video is a must!

[@nice_Wizzard]

I was gonna say, “YOU FORGOT THE DOG LADYS HOUSE!” But I’m pretty sure her house is empty during the day in castle town so good work brotha

[@aidanhogan-thomas1797]

I love this style of video. Casual funny and staying on the absurd topic while having fun with it. Leo Vader vibes.

[@NickNackItaliano777]

There is one way to solve the lack of water at Lon Lon Ranch problem; just get an ocarina and learn the Song of Storms then you can easily fill up barrels without having to leave the ranch

[@lumiepop5049]

This is the kind of creative content I love!!

[@CountMonsparkle]

This was a lot of fun. Ngl I kinda wished you would also appraise all the temples, Gerudo Town and even Ganon's Castle, but hey, it was still a fun ride regardless ^^

[@somerandomgirl2656]

Literally, as soon as I had a thought about one of the houses you'd mention it, to the point I'm convinced you're gonna be one of my new favorite KZbinrs. Please keep making stuff like this. It's amazing :')

[@widdlebuck3925]

This so specific and I love it. Would love to see you do more Zelda games, or any rpg honestly. MM would be my pick for next video lol

[@Dameentsia]

Everything about this is great. Presentation, vibes, outfit on point. You slay that look, especially love the bolo tie

[@worstsamurai]

After 3 days of this being recommended to me I finally gave in. Glad I did, very witty and humorous content. Surprised you don't have more subs! Hope to see more stuff like this from you in the future!

[@KylerGreer]

maybe this was just a bit, but the shops aren't franchises. They all evacuate from castle town to kakariko during the timeskip. All three of them are the same businesses with the same shopkeepers, and none of them exist in kakariko as a child. EDIT: also the locked door in the back alley is accessible during night and there's another house in there.

[@Levacque]

26:20 history nerd time! Windmills were important public infrastructure as well as valuable private assets of individual magnates. It's likely that the windmill is the property of whomever owns the land the village sits on and collects revenue from taxes and commerce therein. But since the windmill clearly functions as a public necessity pumping water into the well, and since there appears to be no grain-milling equipment inside, it doesn't seem to have any economic value for its owner, so I think it should classify as a public building.

[@solunaqua3475]

That ending was phenomenal, kudos for bringing those issues up!

[@MathijsSterrenburg]

Cool video, keep it up! The housing prices seem more on par with the 90's than 2024 though, most of these seem like a steal.

[@heycowboy]

It was totally an intentional choice keeping in line with the game's 1998 release... definitely not me doing a poor job of explaining that I was trying to price them in a way that makes sense with the economy of hyrule, how often rupees appear/how much random things cost. Thanks for watching

[@MathijsSterrenburg]

@@heycowboy That was clear actually haha. Just saying if the economy of Hyrule would correlate with our real world economy, these places would be considered a steal given how much 'rupees' real houses cost nowadays 😂

[@rtyuik7]

@@heycowboy considering that Link's max-sized wallet is only 500 Rupees, i think his (lack of) "homebuying power" is still accurate...even, or perhaps Especially, in these modern times...

[@TheLEGOZora]

Thank you for sticking to the N64 version!

[@BobtheExile]

Idk if you know this but you can cheese the treasure chest shop game with the lens of truth. It's not fully a game of chance, go there with the lens, use it in each room, you'll be able to see what's in each chest, you'll never lose unless it's on purpose. Easy as pie.

[@rtyuik7]

@@BobtheExile ...thats not Cheese, thats the Intended way... (i hope you were being sarcastic lol)

[@BobtheExile]

@@rtyuik7 wasn't being sarcastic, just used the wrong word lol Edit: Just waking up, realized after posting that you were being sarcastic lol

[@keiffermaynard3384]

That’s like saying Deal or No Deal isn’t a game of chance if you knew what every case had. That’s just cheating using an artifact. 99% of people won’t have that, and the people running it probably didn’t know of it lol

[@awelshwhale]

Thats intended. The way to cheese that is to open a chest then do a glitch called "put away ocarina items" to play the suns song and reset the room but not reset the chests

[@BobtheExile]

Like I said, I used the wrong word there. I posted this because he said he never actually won the treasure chest game and called it a game of chance, so I inferred from that that he was unaware of this, and I was trying to inform him

[@heroinpenguin666]

I didn't expect this video to exist. Thank you for looking at this great game from a new, very unique angle.

[@ZackarySmigel]

This was amazing! Nice job

[@SrTNick1]

There's no way, after 10+ playthroughs of Ocarina of Time over the two and a half decades I've been alive, that I'm just now realizing the thing above Link's bed is a window and not a cool misshapen bunkbed thing.

[@Videosyncratic]

I know I am far from the only one to have found your and your channel through this video but I must say how excellent you both are - your presentational skills are terrific!

[@pedanterrific212]

I know exactly what I'd do with the Lakeside Laboratory: I'd remodel it into a tiny indoor stock pond, where you can play a catch-and-release fishing game for prizes! It's exactly what Lake Hylia has been missing!

[@Jessie_Helms]

Gonna echo Austin’s sentiment- both that the video could use a massive trim but _also_ that I totally see you going the distance if you keep up the great work! This type of content is always wonderful to watch

[@gravy7861_]

Okay. I subbed. Catching this channel before it takes off

[@keyburri3095]

Missed opportunity not covering the Gerudo Fortress

[@lux0rd01]

This video is great. I especially love the hats used to hide the missing head. Absolutely subbed

[@koopanique]

Great video! I'm really glad that you included the Forest Temple. Also I love your sense of fashion.

[@nintenco6468]

Majora next !? 👀

[@ClaytonJonesImages]

I feel like real estate values plummet when your moon is trying to murder everyone with a shit-eating grin lol

[@mr.e3123]

I think the reasoning for why its a bridge instead of a ladder is because its something of an archer pit a high up place with walkways that would allow more tactical mobility to attack from a larger variety of positions above a threat. unfortunately theyre a bunch of children sized people so its not very effective against anything tall

[@Rascal787]

Video is criminally under rated lol wth

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

Bro it just dropped 3 days ago

[@Rascal787]

@Faceplay2 ight tell me exactly what he's copying and from who? The only thing he's "copying" is talking about an obscure topic that requires alot of math and thinking, and you know what that is? A fucking presentation so no he's not copying anyone, unless you think a presentation is something that can even be copied then you should tell every teacher in the US to never do power point slide shows because they're copying other people 💀 I can't stand ppl like the two of you, yall would search a hay stack for a needle that was never and proclaim u found it, pls eat shi atp 🙏 since u wanna be the second sped boi who wanna try wasting my time

[@ExiledBowser]

He needs to do Twilight Princess and Windwaker and the other games even the top down older 2-D games, and lastly BOTW and TOTK.

[@myrustledjimmies]

Great vid. Deserves way more views. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

[@rando5673]

The shooting gallery has tons of value as an industrial space for things like carpentry, masonry, a butcher shop, etc. Anything you can do in a warehouse, you can do in this building. Easily undervalued based on commercial applications, add 500 rupees to your initial assessment

[@Terminator1732]

As an Adventurer I surefire would take the Forrest Temple as my Homebase. All I had to do is to let Link go first so he can purge the curse ol Ganondorf put up. Once Link is done the Restauration could begin. Thanks to the legendary prime location one can go to anywhere important in very short time, building materials are also more than just available. And the absolute best thing is that one would not even need to officially buy the land as there's basically no one who can remember that place actually exists, so there's no reason to worry. Well thers Saria who probably owns the place as Sage of that Temple but that girl is to nice to make problems and it's not like I would make the place worse lol

[@MilesMario]

hey bro, just gotta say your channel is great just make sure to make a video and upload it as long as you find it funny or interesting or do a series on houses in different games, the cost of living on plants/ what you did in this video. but dont be a perfectionist thats the killer of fun and creativity imo lol just hoping the best for ya.

[@WildfireBT-2918]

If i could own the forest temple, i would do it in a heartbeat. It's my favorite temple in my favorite game, i hope it comes with its iconic background music

[@MumboJ]

2:53 Friendly reminder that Malon just casually delivers an entire live cow to your treehouse like it's nothing. How did she even get through the forest? Trade secrets, i can only assume.

[@Levacque]

Kokiri Village is strangely accessible. Like a single bridge away from Hyrule field, I never understood that.

[@MumboJ]

@@Levacque That bridge is technically inside the Lost Woods, so i always assumed that most people don't get through. Although thinking about it, the Running Man is able to access the bridge, so who knows?

[@pantsman272]

currently watching this while replaying again OOT for god knows how many times now.

[@Plexplay]

I didn't know I needed to know this, but now I know I HAVE to!

[@CheekieCharlie]

I really love these kinds of videos. I've watched three honest job honest work videos about Skyrim this month

[@gilliansighs]

This video was so insanely good and captivating. Never have I seen a video in my recommended so directly catered to my interests. Please do more of these kinds of videos!

[@BRobMorris]

Forget exterminators, you need ghost busters for the forest temple

[@BIGhappyG33]

The Forest Temple just has an *amazing* security system

[@bigderf1]

This was definitely something I didn’t know I needed, alongside the Luigi’s Mansion video. There are so many places I now want this treatment applied to. Keep them coming!

[@gwynndalf]

i kept thinking "haha isn't he forgetting a big obvious one?" and then you yourself spoke my thoughts out loud, very funny and chill video i watched here and there over the course of my day. thank you

[@ohdearolive]

Great concept! I really think with some more polishing and tightening up you could end up huge soon. Would love to see you do more Zelda games too!

[@matthewkaraffa2317]

I believe this is a great concept as well, he should do this for so many other games. I do feel like it needs a little bit more polishing, but great work!

[@ohdearolive]

@@matthewkaraffa2317 I see a lot of people comparing him to Any Austin which I get we love to see mundane things explained for video games that's for sure. But an hour and some change is a looong time for a video that trails off a bit throughout. I really do hope he keeps going. Polish it up, keep attention better.

[@sillybeanthing]

Giving some yummy interaction for a small creator, I loved the video, a fun time!

[@jakethejake1772]

As someone who aspires to make video essays, i'm taking a lot of mental notes when i watch yours. Your editing skills are awesome, and i was shocked to find out how few subscribers you have. There are a couple bits that could probably use more polishing (specifically some cuts with audio are a bit awkward, but they don't really take away from the video that much) I look forward to seeing more from you as you refine your style. Even if it swerves out of video essay territory, your delivery and personality keep my attention. I also like how your building knowledge gives you a unique skillset that allows you to offer a perspective I likely would never have considered on my own. Great job!

[@mothcountry]

i adore these types of chill but nichely informative videos, especially when it comes to anything nintendo

[@josda1000]

This is the video we didn't know we needed.

[@josda1000]

And thank you for the original chant version of the fire temple.

[@spyrofrost9158]

On the bright side, no Hylian mega corporation will even FIND the Kokiri Forest. The Lost Woods and Deku Tree ensure that.

[@KeiranTrick]

Honestly, I'm just astounded that the thing on the floor in Saria's house is a carpet... How the hell did I never notice that? It always felt like a big, shallow 'hole' of sorts. I remember Link 'stepping down' into it, ever since I was a kid 😢 My world is shattered.

[@DanielA-yg3un]

Amazing video! I really want you to cover OoT 3D too but theme it in terms of everywhere having been “gentrified” 😂

[@kiomori]

I was laughing so hard during the kakariko section that I teared up. Great video! Subscribed.

[@loweC._]

last night sep 10th 10pm he had 960 subs and now sep 11th 11:23pm brother has 1.23k this growth is WELL deserved 🎉

[@kawaiijamaican112206]

I don't even know how I drifted to this video but I love it so much I look forward to other property assessments

[@AceWolf456]

One thing that might bring up the price of the Forest Temple, I’m pretty sure the maze is part of your property. You know how some big houses have hedge mazes on the side?well this one has a maze at the front. I’d say 15k with the maze.

[@AshleyGrahamResidentEvil4]

this video is perfect for me to fall asleep to, which usually takes up to an hour. and i can only feel sleepy if the content is interesting, which it is. subbed! idk what you’ll produce in the future but I’m sure it’ll be cool

[@jimmullins1270]

I’d buy in kokiri forest, those tree houses are too cool to resist

[@ryrynoel]

Don’t need to worry about solicitors with the threat of them becoming stalfos 🤙

[@lindseyrules9051]

4:34 - forest is not zoned for commerce, sorry. existing shop is already illegal

[@girzarro]

i don't think you can make a case against the kokiri because considering the fact that the only things in the shop are sticks and nuts you can find in the woods im almost certain that the kokiri are just playing shop. i don't think they know what rupees actually are. i think it's a big playhouse because they are Children

[@keyburri3095]

Im so excited for more content like this

[@10k-Noodles]

Why in the hell did I see this title and immediately think, “Yes…” just now?

[@josemuzval218]

I think Lakeside Laboratory has so much potential that it’s certainly worth more than 850 rupees. Just imagine having a beautiful house by the lake. With some interior redecorating-like adding a glass floor and some exotic fish in the aquarium-it would become even more valuable, just like those grand aquariums in movie mansions

[@elyselemieux3082]

I suggest doing Majora's Mask next. I'd love to hear your commentary on the Stock Pot Inn and the store with the river inside.

[@GoldenGoomba900]

I'd love to see summations of locations from Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, and Skyward Sword, and other video games like Mario Sunshine, Team Fortress 2, the various safehouses in Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row, sky's the limit really.

[@NightcapsAndNostalgia]

I'm subbing off of the wardrobe immediately ..."you're selling sticks in a forest 😂😂😂"...

[@TheSpicyBoi]

the algorythm has chosen you. funny video and really entertaining :D

[@jociesimms5170]

so much fun. loved the apple hat. was gonna ask "were you inspired by any austin content?" then see him in the comments lol. Taking video games seriously like this is my new favorite content. this was great

[@schlipppify]

Congrats on the traction with the video. Love these style videos thanks to Austin, who gave some criticism, which is awesome! Subbed to see what happens

[@LordHapa]

This is a very fun video idea.Asking for you to evaluate more Zelda games like this might be a bit boring, but I definitely want to see you evaluate more Zelda games like this

[@morrigankasa570]

You are forgetting that Link eventually gets a Cow which he keeps in his house. So that takes up space, though also makes you wonder how he got it into the house (if thinking about realism). 2:00 Also, if you are financially secure the rural seclusion would actually be very nice. Additionally, after Ganon is temporarily defeated & the Deku Tree Sapling has started growing and the threats that infested the area are destroyed I think it would actually be wonderful living in Kokiri Forest. Buy out that fenced area & build your own house. It would be nice. 18:23 There is a room in Goron City that has a bunch of boulders, a few chests, and a stone of truth in it that if you could permanently clear out the boulders would actually be a nice place to live in if you added some proper furnishings & ventilation. 49:34 Hey, all you need is the "Eye of Truth" and you can get to the end of that structure. 1:02:04

[@prismaticNett]

Awesome video!! I’d adore seeing something about the houses in Pathologic, especially because the town there is so detailed

[@chubbywubby6689]

If you beat Malon’s horse obstacle course, a cow will be put inside of Links house in Kokiri Forest. That means that Links small house will be full of cow shit and there will be a literally full grown big ass cow in there 24/7 and they managed to hoist a cow up there