How my boyfriend CHEATED with another Asian girl

[@Affalterbach1967]

Presenting standup comedy with slide visuals and a TED talk cadence is sublime.

[@photoben]

Check out a comedian called Dave Gorman. He’s great.

[@mitchyoung93]

Armando Iannucci was doing Powerpoint comedy 20 years ago. But more like your HR director than TED.

[@MrBenHaynes]

Yabbut, she was sitting 🪑 😂 Stand up how?

[@delavan9141]

Nothing sublime about fake laughter.

[@dyodoleu]

​@@delavan9141man copium, s5, Eps 374

[@chefbanjo8139]

Shoutout to her for proudly going on stage dressed like a minion.

[@wing3789]

I was tempted to buy overalls loving this minion outfit haha

[@odietamo9376]

Why a “minion”? I think you must be using the word in a sense I am not familiar with.

[@wing3789]

@@odietamo9376 it's a character/spieces? From the movie despicable me. Also have their own movie because they were so popular

[@arsenal_84]

Is a great idea similar to uncle Roger orange polo t top.

[@fcwy1]

It was what made me click this video. LOL

[@danieladams1752]

“I got cheated on by the first guy that messaged me on tinder” I’m going to have to stop you right there 😂

[@danielblyth2841]

Feel sorry for you

[@Nebris]

lol

[@somebody-anonymous]

It's the friendship paradox on steroids

[@economicist2011]

The whole thing was funny, but somehow the drawing at 5:59 indicating that train seats worldwide all have that same weird speckled upholstery is what got me.

[@BobfromSydney]

My first thought when I saw that last slide was that she nailed the chairs on the millennium trains. When it comes to the speckled pattern, I assume some genius saw a news article about the USA's digital camo uniforms twenty years ago and designed a pattern that perfectly hides all the weird stains and spots that train seats get over the years from young idiots spilling slurpees and smoothies and old idiots spilling coffees and beers. Now the train cleaners just sprinkle that absorbent sand stuff on the seat and vacuum it all up and we can sit on it none the wiser.

[@pubbets7290]

@@BobfromSydneyI worked for Queensland rail many years ago and you’re right on the money 😂

[@BobfromSydney]

@@pubbets7290 I remember as a kid seeing weird smelling patches of lumpy sand on the train and wondering what it was. Later on I figured out it was some sort of powdered kitty litter to soak up vomit patches. 😅

[@vader6203]

Yep👏👏

[@michaelh13]

I didn’t find it funny

[@frogfinance4605]

"blonde man bun" and you didn't immediately turn around. That's on you girl.

[@jamesrowlands8971]

To be fair she was a teenager I'm assuming.

[@1flash3571]

@@jamesrowlands8971 A young adult at 19.

[@aaronleverton4221]

@@1flash3571 Nineteen, yeah? Is there a world in which "teen" is not a part of nineteen?

[@aaronleverton4221]

@@forbidden-cyrillic-handle Nope. In German it is neunzehn, exactly the same construction (you'd know this if you knew the derivations of most of English). In Khmer it is doppramboun, which is also the same, just with the "ten/teen" put as a prefix and not a suffix. Eastern Europe is not, in fact, everywhere, it's only somewhere. And if this was in a language that wasn't English, then your answer might apply.

[@aaronleverton4221]

@@forbidden-cyrillic-handle Zehn holds exactly the same place and meaning. Here, try this: drei, dreizehn, drei und swanzig. Three, thirteen, twenty three. Remember what I said about derivation? Not very inflammable gas. And the "teen" in "nineteen" is in English. So, there is no world in which the "teen" is not a part of "nineteen."

[@shareaplaylist]

The "then I realized I've been sitting on that one seat that faces everyone else" is elite

[@andrewdavidson4421]

The white guy raising his eyebrows at 4:12 omg lol I'm dying

[@that_dam_baka]

Thanks to you, I noticed that the entire front row of audience is different in the other shot but the chair positioning is the same.

[@CapCorse69]

why did you point out his race? what if you said ‘black guy raising his eyebrows’ - wouldn’t have that been an unnecessary detail? dunno

[@cichlisuite2]

@@CapCorse69 It's highly relevant as the joke is about the dynamics in mixed race relationships, as his appears to be. So it's far from an unnecessary detail as you can see from the different reactions from the two couples shown in that shot.

[@pedrooo12345dvhtjehdbejr]

This is a real masterclass of comedy writing and storytelling. Thank you for creating this, Jenny.

[@eva_pilot]

no it's not, it's mid women r trash at writin, just read Twilight for proof lol

[@houserental5424]

Your kidding

[@rosslewicki]

"Masterclass" hahabahhahahaha awww man, needed that after watching some of this video

[@mnm8818]

btw the going rate I've heard for marriage visa is about 100k but its dodgy, they dont pay up and pay in increments... 20k is beyond bargain- thats a 1 year uni visa

[@ttbr7687]

As a blond man with a man bun, I require this information.

[@mnm8818]

@@ttbr7687 rant add lol: gov got smart and you only get 2 free visa/ citizenship coupons for life. dont waste them lol

[@scanspeak00]

Is this a real thing???

[@illegalsmirf]

Why else would an Asian lady marry some desperate old white guy? Lol

[@mnm8818]

@@scanspeak00 yep, but gov knows and these days they audit really good... Found out way back in uni days from international students... no idea the current mrkt price these days lol

[@vanessaland5090]

Oh wow as an asian kid, I'm surprised your parents didn't just take you on holidays at 19. Mine were so conservative that they kept saying "no boys until you finish school/university!" and expected me to remain a virgin until marriage. I know my other chinese friends had similar "no boys, focus on studying!" I got teased so much by my white friends for being a virgin in my 20's.

[@vanessaland5090]

and your 'bf'/hookup lied- the story of asian girl paying him money for a visa sounds so unreal- firstly her parents would never allow it cos most think white boys are mostly players and will just screw her around lol.

[@wing3789]

And then the expectation to get married and have kids before 30 is pretty common too lol

[@-PURPLE-HEAD]

Sounds like you need new white friends

[@marvinwilliams7938]

Hope you kept it, because you realise your parents were right

[@namednpc]

Don't worry your future will be bright, you will get a good husband in the future, look at vids of American women that enjoy in their 20's and single in their 30's crying no one wants to marry or date them.

[@razenburn]

I have very little tolerance for Aussie comedy these days (the last couple decades have been basic af) but this stood out as legitimately amazing. The timing, the juxtaposed moments, the callbacks, it was like watching a ballet.

[@Fiyeroification]

Wait wait wait, the last few decades? Tell me you don't mean Shaun Micallef, Thank God You're Here, Taskmaster, Utopia, Community Channel, Tim Minchin, Hannah Gadsby, Denise Scott, Aaron Chen, The Katering Show, Aunty Donna or Lano & Woodley?

[@razenburn]

@Fiyeroification Some of those are definitely amazing but others, in my opinion, are shit.

[@pubbets7290]

@@FiyeroificationLani and Woodley doesn’t get enough love. They’ve been performing for decades! ❤

[@dudeonyoutube]

Hamk Gadsby kill Aussie humor forever.

[@DimitriMoreira]

​@@FiyeroificationHannah Gatsby sucks so much. Jim Jefferies and Tim Minchin is where it's at.

[@DasGav]

You had me at "I hate Vivid Sydney" 😍

[@madimakes]

my mans and his buddy @ 4:11 were not feeling that one. 😂

[@kaffffs]

The granny cackling in the background got me too 😂😂

[@heretic-668]

I'm sure you've already figured this out, but you're really good at this with a very unusual and unique feel to your delivery.

[@Moveplaylift]

The hard cut back to the Vivid Sydney drawing was gold...

[@Amber24426]

Loool i love that you made a presentation for this 😂

[@equasimilione6493]

Thought she was gonna say "The festival of LIES!" for a sec there. XD

[@mattstone8878]

I gotta poop. Now that's what up. Cheeya. 💩

[@NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh]

‘Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion’

[@boombabri]

Jenny Tian has become my favorite comedian overnight

[@RK-um9tu]

You really don't watch much comedy do you?

[@SamuIise]

@@RK-um9tu🥱🥱🥱

[@grantcampbell3949]

You are so incredibly talented. First stand up comedy I've enjoyed in a long time. Best wishes to you from South Korea

[@snuscaboose1942]

Love the slides, especially the train seats, they're spot on. Great to see Aussie comedy that is actually funny.

[@metacob]

I'm on the other side of the globe and we have the exact same seats

[@aazhieryakes884]

The projections represent Illusion, deceit, emptiness and projecting!! xD omg I love it

[@alanreynolds2287]

The Sydney Opera House drawing got me!!!

[@danielh9844]

You're brilliant! Smart comedy -- I laughed all the way through.

[@RK-um9tu]

I didn't laugh once...

[@buzzsawgr81]

@@RK-um9tu jodie? is that you?

[@AN-qh2lj]

On the one hand, that is a sad story. On the other hand, you tell it beautifully and with humour. That’s not easy to do. Good stuff.

[@Brendissimo1]

I appreciate a lot of the classic Windows software references throughout your standup

[@timtravasos2742]

Great story telling. Self-effacing, perfect timing and vulnerable. Awesome.

[@lAsteriosl]

Those drawnings really adding to the story =)

[@33jamesds]

The delivery and timing is just pristine. I'm glad I found this!

[@justinseau]

You mean, the “Festival of Lies”, don’t you? 😂

[@SerendipityChild]

Comedian is subversion of expectation

[@nicostein9875]

"...and projecting..." gave me painful laughing hiccups

[@James-nr9gm]

I've spent my whole life on the West Coast of the USA and I think your comedy is a gem!

[@rubeedobee5399]

I loved this! Presentation was awesome!

[@tensaijuusan4653]

He was 19 - what do you expect when beautiful East Asian girls are throwing themselves at him. You are a gorgeous woman so you can easily find a better man.

[@zandaroos553]

5:09 like I know you were 19 but SIS he had a PHYSICAL HENTAI COLLECTION???

[@ace24680]

What's wrong with that ??? Devil Hunter, Devilman :P Golden Boy

[@DrHughMonguscoque]

⁠@@ace24680nah bro not anime… hentai.

[@buzzsawgr81]

@@ace24680 not anime, hentai. we're not talking DBZ, we're talking bible black.

[@ace24680]

@@buzzsawgr81 don't know man golden boy was something else lol 🤣

[@a.m11558]

what's hentai

[@mikeballew3207]

Your delivery is perfect. I think you're insanely funny

[@JGlassy]

Such talent & poise! Love this!

[@Quaaysan]

Honestly the art was so good I didn't realize you drew them all until halfway through

[@gracegood3661]

How smart is this woman... awesome

[@altheaabrahamsen1975]

The couple in the first row when she makes the joke about buying white boys had totally different reactions XD

[@cichlisuite2]

And there's the other couple off to their left as well, where it's reversed. Obviously the editor saw the humour in those reactions.

[@Famezonen]

College presentation in a comedy show. That’s how Asian as it gets lol

[@ahwhite2022]

Funniest part for me was how well she captured that train seat fabric pattern, and to see that Australia has those same seats.

[@stevent425]

I do not know why I clicked on your video, but I'm glad I did. You are extremely funny.

[@stopdropnroll]

So good. Impeccable story telling 🤟

[@jasonflay8818]

I just stumbled on your comedy a few days ago, you are brilliant! I cant wait to see more of your stand up. Hopefully you make it close to my part of the states so I can see one of your shows live!

[@kevinwaters5872]

My impression of vivid is people sitting at traffic lights , thinking them changing from red to green to orange is a vivid installation. The highlight , actually.

[@austinwm4956]

That one lady and guy in the front row ain't about it.

[@Zack-NG]

Yes! Finally a comment about what brought me to the comment section. The white guy and his asian date definitely got uncomfortable @4:12 😂

[@elvistrumpet]

@@Zack-NG hitting too close to home probably

[@mrm8839]

Simply Brilliant! 😀

[@RedSntDK]

RIP Winamp Milkdrop. When Windows Media Player visualizer is the reference you know Winamp is truly dead.

[@exiaR2x78]

"Dont worry im still alive" 😆😆😆

[@TorQueMoD]

I love that she's made power point slides into a comedy bit :)

[@cihs88]

That was wonderfull. I hope you meet someone who will respect and understand you.

[@seizethedayandlive]

That was hilarious and the pictures were extremely well done! Consider me a new subscriber.

[@tjenwen]

Brilliant! Only an Asian could pull off a comedy routine with a PowerPoint presentation 😂❤

[@slake9727]

Have you never heard of Dave Gorman?

[@KeisonMibute]

I love the crowd reaction.

[@quasimodotrahanaquasimodo]

she is another great comedian .I love listening to her style

[@PixelBaller]

Geez that was bloody brilliant! Made my day! 😂

[@EchoObserver9]

This woman is like a bull in spain... Going after every red flag possible. She is like the dude we know in our group who is after the crazy good looking woman who WILL RUIN HIS LIFE...

[@CCJJ160Channels]

“My boyfriend has yellow fever?!” ‘Is he white?’ “Yes.” ‘Yes.’

[@cinnamondan4984]

Come to think of it more than half of my girlfriends have been Asian but in my defence I live in Asia…but not Asian.

[@capitalb5889]

I've definitely had girlfriends that weren't Asian.

[@cinnamondan4984]

@@capitalb5889 and you also live in Asia

[@rosemihopoetry1891]

Your drawing skills are on point!

[@MrPAULONEAL]

If it was the 90s he would have played hackey sack.

[@Ligh7Bulb]

Bruh Jenny is amazing

[@jonathanmatthews8862]

Maybe it’s the American in me but I love your accent. Also great presentation.

[@nomnomjenny]

If you liked this story, I’ve got two more stories in my Special! You can watch the full thing here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/en2Yho2nm5t3q7ssi=hk7kuEbK4igt1JFq

[@liberalsockpuppet4772]

I loved your special!

[@williamobryan682]

I love you ! Wishing everything for you !

[@namenutfund]

@nomnomjenny i put my picture here so You know i am lost without You

[@ZoomStranger]

a Fine set Jenny, thanks! might catch you in Adelaide

[@highoctanecommuting3862]

You are hilarious!

[@calacestar]

Now that's a wonderful way of turning shit into gold. What a beautiful way of coping!

[@AahhBurnedToast]

4:12 dude in the glasses thought "you guys are getting paid?"

[@christopherh783]

OMG. Lord have mercy. She made me laugh and cry simultaneously. Her act/performance is humorous, sad, profound and relatable. Hope she finds great success because the world needs her style of humour more now than ever before. This clip made my day.

[@sleepyhunter]

Missed opportunity on "vivid Sydney no longer being the festival of lights but the festival of lies."

[@FirstLastOne]

Somehow my headset died as this video started and so I was watching you with no sound. About five seconds in, I swear I watching an angry Korean woman speaking about something. 😂🤣😂😅 Funny how the brain tries to fill in where it can.

[@gazmad]

Ive literally just discovered her today she's fuking brilliant. Cant wait to see her live❤😂🎉

[@Rhythmicons]

That one Asian-White couple wasn't digging it hahaahahah.

[@KaninTuzi]

The projections represent illusion, deceit, emptiness and projection 😂

[@David-ym2vk]

This was so good! Lol

[@jaewok5G]

best ted talk ever

[@AeraYoo]

Yea def stay away from guys with a clear Asian fetish. I don’t like guys reducing women down to mere fetish.

[@scanspeak00]

Lots of Asian women have a white guy fetish.

[@xoxjelloxox]

I’m new to dating and need more info. The guy I’m seeing is into Asian women, I think his past relationships 3-4 were all Asian women. What does this mean? Does he only like me bc I’m Asian?

[@CharlieCharlie88]

@@xoxjelloxoxyes, it’s creepy and unhealthy. You’re seen as a fetish, an object, anything but a human.

[@TheSimon2996]

​​@@xoxjelloxox It depends on the person honestly. If they try to reduce your personality, appearance or struggles down to Asian typical sterotypes, or project what an ideal asian partner should be like then that person has probably got it. If they like you for your own uniqueness and respect you as your own individual then they probably don't have it. You are your own person outside of your race and culture, and defs not something to be fetishized for.

[@notme222]

Yeah. All my fetishes can apply to any girl. Well, any girl with low standards, I guess. 😊

[@stephenreiss7181]

Great storyteller!!

[@peterrussell5391]

You’re brilliant Jenny. ☺️

[@tekiwi]

Pure Gold 😂😂

[@trixyalston1904]

Yellow fever sounds are right to me it's got to be better than a ordinary fever😂

[@rosemihopoetry1891]

Hilarious, I love how vivid Sydney is a métaphore for projecting haha

[@val5995]

Hanging out 😂

[@MrBenHaynes]

Horizontal Folk dance styles 😅

[@Solarlube]

I'm beginning to really enjoy story time a lot. A lot. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@TheGhostofRandolphBourne]

"So I download Tinder." See, that was your first mistake.

[@brianford6544]

That was brilliant. I am in Love!!!

[@mheung910]

Lol 2 Asians girls with white fever fighting each other 😁

[@user-ki4hu4cm8l]

Nice one Jenny 😂 All the best ❤

[@dgmojojojo]

Stand up comedy ❌ Sit down comedy ✅

[@sharayutravels]

She is a very talented comic, excellent story telling.

[@filausopoako]

Honestly the story seemed real and told with a humour 😂

[@Marius011]

Yellow fever is something you experience, you live through, and you get over it. I have yellow cancer. It's terminal.

[@ColonelHoganStalag13]

Usually the cure is to meet in the family.

[@Marius011]

@@ColonelHoganStalag13 Asian families are as varied as other cultures, I've had different experiences. Usually, if you're a good person, open to learning the culture and especially eating their food, and have your shit together, you'll have some acceptance.

[@dekumutant]

Is it just me or is comedy with a slideshow a weird australian subculture. I've seen it done 5 or 6 times now all with different australian comedians

[@humphreywilson1125]

This is incredible. Respect!

[@reddead2067]

Hey Jenny that was fucking awesome.

[@davidparsons3432]

Absolutely Brilliant!

[@beniamino939]

It's contagious Jenny!

[@intiaboats]

That was great! Very funny!

[@hefeibao]

Seriously funny. Such a gem. :)

[@kaiki8318]

Couple stiffs in the front row not enjoying the comedy gold occurring on this video. I really dig the format!