How The Avengers: Age Of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One

Part one of the Age of Ultron HISHE
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[@visarden2091]

Ultron spend 5 minutes on the internet and then deciedes that the best thing for humanity is global extinction i do not blame him

[@Valk369]

I think the KZbin comment section made him want global extinction.

[@mangosnack]

He probably saw Fox news website

[@Valk369]

MultiMartinezj that too

[@abrahammoya6913]

And don't forget the ads in apps that can only be played online.

[@Xpninjadan]

vis arden He probably watched an IGN review.

[@pcachu]

Nice to see Clark finally gave up asking. It's not like he doesn't already know the answer.

[@Ryan-cu5gg]

Well he should start asking again BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@mattwho81]

Ryan Gorman-Loughlin I Am Groot!

[@Joseph-yh8gn]

mattwho81 I'm Mario!

[@mattapplepie]

I am Iron Man!

[@Wertsir]

I Am Ultron, and there are no strings on me!

[@ozziecomedian1786]

Ultron May be able to hack into anything, but he can’t figure out this: 🔲 I am not a robot

[@mrcringe25]

Lol

[@ashishsinghthakur7137]

Lol

[@paulconstantine1311]

BRUH

[@ozziecomedian1786]

Surekha Bhatt lol facts

[@Riot-6969]

✓

[@confusedsalamander3783]

“He’s using our technology against us!” “ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE GREEN!”

[@NightLandscapes256]

LOL

[@aaronrivera8992]

Nope that's just new York 🤣

[@the_picsopedia]

So, don't people in first World countries actually SEE where they're going? 😂

[@deeznutzbackwards]

Wait he's a robot, how did he find ALL traffic lights? Only humans can pass that captcha

[@TigerWing141]

@@deeznutzbackwards 1:12

[@DoubleO88]

You know it's bad when a 3 minute parody cartoon makes ultron scarier than a 2 hour movie, not to mention make more sense.

[@McCammalot]

DoubleO88 Yes.

[@davidmendez3899]

DoubleO88 WHY WOULD THOR LIKE GAME OF THRONES?! it be like "keeping up with the kardashians" for him. IT MAKES NO SENSE

[@GuitarrAssassin]

DoubleO88 It's because they gave him the Loki treatment. Ultron is supposed to be terrifying. Hell, the comic this movie was supposedly taking inspiration from had Ultron take over in the same vein as the Sentinels in Days of Future Past.

[@adrianaoviedo8640]

DoubleO88 ouch... true

[@Batflecks]

DoubleO88 true lol

[@lunamalfoy7]

Age of Ultron could have easily been solved if Marvel had the right's to Magneto.

[@martinleal6916]

Magneto cant control vibraniam

[@arnigeir1597]

martin leal yes, but not nearly all of his stuff was made of than.

[@matthewxiong3566]

martin leal I thought he could? Wolverine is made out of it (or adamantium, same thing) and magneto just threw him around

[@thehero8573]

Matthew Xiong same but different material, like you said. Vibrainium is like 10 times stronger then most miracle metals

[@ca20mn]

He can

[@Alexalmo]

"How are we going to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony?!" "Thor, man, you gotta trust me on this one: I did you a favor"

[@david4rancibia34]

Por tu foto de perfil deduzco que eres un hombre de cultura

[@joshuakleopfer751]

Yep

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

I didn't know Thor was watching game of thrones?

[@georgeprchal3924]

Honestly just wait for the novel to come out.

[@luans.40]

@@georgeprchal3924 Fans wait since 10 years

[@tylercarter662]

That ending was absolute comedic gold.

[@dom.rand9178]

It’s because I am....

[@iexistyes_]

*Batman*

[@Dave-yv9hw]

It's pretty accurate tho. Batman to OP. -_-

[@ernestliwag7998]

yeah right

[@sECUREij]

@@ernestliwag7998 what you think Batman wouldn’t have a anti-ultron created a meteor with a floating city gadget on his utility belt?

[@bigfatcarp93]

This is actually a pretty good point... they really should have been fucked the second Ultron got into the Wi-Fi...

[@eatpenguinshitanddie]

bigfatcarp93 >.< jarvis stopped him from doing all of this. These points are all terrible. It is just a parody. HISHE knows Ultron couldn't do all of this but they are making fun of the fact that it is what everyone expected him to do.

[@bigfatcarp93]

eatpenguinshitanddie Incorrect: JARVIS was only stopping Ultron from reaching the launch codes.

[@KaneDeath4]

Jarvis didn't do shit

[@Zhilbar]

No, that's one example of what he was doing; we've got no idea about anything else. No word either way. Also, traffic lights and a wide variety of other (generally essential) systems aren't hooked up to the Internet, a whole lot of things simply don't have modems in them. Every suit Stark ever made except the one he built in a cave from a box of scraps would be affected, though. That having been said, parody, funny, I can roll with it.

[@phaselichenthrope]

I would understand the Jarvis excuse but Jarvis was only changing the launch codes and nothing else so fuk this movie stuff should have fallen apart from the beginning of the movie but u know the plot and all

[@silverwaveproductions4672]

When realise how easily ultron could've won

[@vortexx4751]

193 likes no reply’s!?

[@latatripathi1345]

@@vortexx4751 2

[@razulsamad7254]

4

[@jaxjohnson6175]

5

[@hamzakozhikkara5589]

6

[@gustavoamorim5189]

Batman: survives Meteor: Am I a joke to you?

[@Jack-rj4kd]

Gustavo Amorim BATMAN: yes

[@yassarafaaf4307]

Because Im batman

[@tonyclarke24]

It's because he's Batman

[@ukiyo5601]

The only two beings that survive the meteor, Superman and Batman 😂😂 Ohh and the chair and mug BatMan has.

[@sayyedjahanzaibraza3787]

Only batman can do this😂

[@stavrosgaiganis87]

Tony: Guys, I’m calling in Veronica Ultron: you think I don’t know about Veronica? Veronica: I HAVE FAAAILED YOUUUUU

[@Mr_Storm_22]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@totallyviolet7732]

"Ok.........."

[@THawkMedia]

@@totallyviolet7732 let's see how fast I can buy the parts for a new veronica

[@Vivekraj-in8gq]

@@THawkMedia You are broke :(

[@Vivekraj-in8gq]

@@kuldeepsingh189 wife of ultron????? WTF!!!!!😨

[@reconbravo104]

"How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now?" Oh come on, he was strangling a character named Stark, how was there not a joke about that?

[@Nexus742]

Bennings you aren't getting the respect you deserve for that comment

[@ToothbrushGuy]

Bennings you need more upvotes for that comment!

[@minatodroger7890]

Bennings SO TRUE THE FUCKING IRONY lol

[@DaDoppen]

***** I didn't.

[@Ahmedbohamad]

Bennings A Dire Wolf should have saved Tony

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

i love how batman's chair is completely unaffected

[@joshbrett6725]

because he's BATMAN!

[@ali_raza_khan]

He took the red pill 😂

[@crashpal]

because HE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[@Geesaroni]

Perfect Dodge!

[@cheepcheeper3390]

That is the BAT CHAIR

[@EnderHero]

*meteor falling* Superman: Hey can you hear that? *meteor crashes* Batman: *unaffected and sips more coffee*

[@strawhatmeat4637]

Hear*

[@juliansummers5983]

Superman: how in the world never mind we'll talk later

[@mogoladam5902]

Not did you hear that?

[@shivanshsingh1007]

Because he is Batman, do you want to know his secret identity?

[@mogoladam5902]

@@shivanshsingh1007 yea

[@oresti9271]

2:25 why i am more surprised for superman surviving this than batman 😂

[@robertscott4768]

And because he's Batman.

[@NatureLover8286]

Because he is Batman !!!

[@plague8038]

Same

[@sabhikabhi7294]

I am surprised how did the cup ,chair and coffee survived

[@oresti9271]

@@sabhikabhi7294 lmao

[@thetman0068]

Just saying I'm pretty sure Captain America would've been able to function without modern technologies anyways.

[@giovannifoulmouth7205]

+tman008 So would Thor and Hulk.

[@thetman0068]

+Giovanni Foulmouth Exactly

[@iscreamman6344]

nope. coz ultron already stole his shield.

[@frostDev]

+tman008 So can Stark.... Ultron cannot "hack" into purely mechanical devices... Only electrical devices...

[@pedroalbuquerquebs]

+frostDev The Iron Man armor is both mechanical and electrical. However, I'm sure Ultron wouldn't be able to hack into ALL electrical devices. Anything that doesn't connect to the Internet would be safe. I'm sure that Tony should have something like a backup armor that works on its own without interfacing with the Internet. If he hasn't, than his not as smart as we think he is.

[@RasenRendanX]

"Its because i'm...." oh god worse cliffhanging in the world!

[@Majinbeck_exe]

+RasenRendan X it's a hook scene

[@RasenRendanX]

Best Ogbeide and it worked cuz it got ppl hooked lol

[@cerw22]

Do you know what is the song playing in the ending?

[@gapsule2326]

+RasenRendan X It's also a nice callback to the end scene of AoU with Cap getting cut off.

[@RasenRendanX]

Gapsule ikr??

[@minenhlehlongwane4221]

Best part ever 😂😂😂 Superman,"how in the world?...... you know what never mind ,we'll talk later." Batman," it's because I'm......"

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

Batman!!!

[@meenabirda8168]

I am a Marvel and dc fan is that bad

[@wajdan8174]

Using time travel to save the destroyed world.. Hishe gave the idea for endgame

[@shindari]

And now we know who to blame. Ready your weapons...

[@ozziecomedian1786]

You mean Superman 1 (1978)

[@T00GR1M]

There's a difference between time travel and reversing time itself.

[@jayyadav1610]

I think I'm the only one who thinks that time travel in endgame was terribly executed

[@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk]

@@jayyadav1610 I have a feeling that the "Time Travel" will be retconned to inter-multiverse travel. Think Rick and Morty's "Vat of Acid" episode.

[@beckerqueiroz]

Batman surviving the nuke and sitting placidly sipping his coffee... that was priceless! Best HISHE ever, imo.

[@aapjew18]

Not a nuke, but yea.

[@flounder2760]

its a reference to the dark knight rises film where he flies a nuke out to sea and is later seen sipping coffee lol.

[@TheWhereyouare]

That's because they were Batman's!

[@einehrenmann6156]

PsychoMaz23 Batchair and Batcup

[@bobplayz3581]

Gambiteer , HISHES ONE ABOUT FROZEN IS COMICAL!!! XD XD

[@cobb541]

IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE COFFEE

[@BoilingHotCoffee]

Batman HANDS OFF PLEASE!

[@SamuMilani]

Batman Ohhh! That's why! I was getting a little curious for a minute there.

[@DementedCaver]

Batman At least you don't say that lame phrase "Because I'm Batman", I would have had to rain my unholy vengeance upon thee. :P

[@zord9103]

Because I'm BATMAN!!!!

[@AmorphisBob]

Batman Are you sure it's not because you inexplicably fixed the autopilot?

[@sonni6181]

"So when is this meteor supposed to get here" _"Some time about now"_ *_laughs_* *He said now*

[@kirajones1889]

Lmao then Joker said "Wait what"? BOOM!!!😂😂😂

[@p0nk889]

You spelled it wrong

[@saskk2290]

@@kirajones1889 Thanks for repeating it for us

[@trombz2007]

@@kirajones1889 same 😂😂😂 dead dead dead

[@joetheman8550]

Wait what?? 😂😂😂😂

[@BRHency]

Thor: How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony!? Omniman: That's the neat thing. You don't.

[@Thudara69]

Even a meteor can't stop Batman from drinking his coffee. LOL

[@JeithKarrett]

Tsunade Lmao xD

[@jackofalltrades417]

+Tsunade BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

[@Thudara69]

+Jerome Benavides Wish I knew. He must be from some movie we haven't seen.

[@emanueldestiny]

+Jerome Benavides Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe

[@hobowizard179]

Because He Is Batman I'm Batman

[@jonahbarroga1687]

i find it extremely funny how batman is still seated😂😂😂

[@JRexTheKing]

Jonah Barroga it’s because that’s his bat-seat

[@viditdeshpande3259]

That's because he is BATMAN!

[@binkaram6577]

"the sun's getting real low" part is killing me LMAO

[@panthergirl1632]

I love the "Coffee of Justice" theme music at the end.

[@jackpilkington]

Such a cliffhanger we don't know who that masked man is and why he survived i need to learn more!

[@datboi7160]

BECAUSE HIS BATMAN!!!!!

[@Zagardal]

Swag Films such a simple joke and you spelled it wrong

[@erichimmelblau877]

Zagardal BECAUSE HE IS MAN WHO DRESSES AS BAT!!!

[@Starold1]

Swag Films you had one job

[@TheSasquatch33]

jackpilkington Because he survived one nuke blast already, why not this one.... lol (Dark Knight Rises)

[@orangeapples]

I love how much Superman abuses his time reversal thing.

[@appleWhisky43]

+Stefan Ritter (StahlRitter) Dawn of Justice and Amazing Spider man 2, twice ( maybe more )

[@flounder2760]

its the abuse super man would perpetrate if this power was still canon.

[@EGeorgev]

It's more of a time travel thing.

[@xTrinity007]

He’s done it twice if you count the Donner cut of Superman 2

[@WingStorm]

*The suns getting real low* Gets me laughing every time 😭😂

[@lycheesrescuer]

The Avengers will return in Age of Ultron HISHE Part 2 That’s crack me up

[@arpitabanerjee75795]

It's not age of ultron it's week of ultron according to hishe age of ultron part 2

[@maestromantv901]

Can't wait for avengers: infinity war part 1 hishe part 1,avengers: infinity war part 1 hishe part 2,avengers: infinity war part 2 hishe part 1 and avengers: infinity war part 2 hishe part 2

[@Rexoris]

MaestroManTV Wha...?

[@jackwood7726]

LOL

[@AfonsodelCB]

MaestroManTV why do you think the movie is going to be in parts?

[@banescar]

***** Because we already know?! marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Avengers:_Infinity_War

[@granollers09]

***** Because it is xD

[@logansluckycluckers457]

How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony?

[@journalofawriter3650]

HUH?! HUH TONY?!

[@logansluckycluckers457]

Liph NIx Haha

[@clur136]

How are we suppose to watch Once Upon A Time now, Tony?

[@Pheonixfirestar]

XD

[@ZatchZXman]

WHAT ABOUT FLASH?!

[@abduljawwad1620]

This show is pure gold.....It's amazing how the creators are able to turn batman's same old motto funny every time in the most unexpected way

[@gpro6786]

"I have failed youuuuuuuu" -Veronica 2015

[@MrCoolGamer1000]

The line "It's because I'm Batman" never gets old!

[@youthnando]

MrCoolGamer1000 its already old and overused

[@xocoyoltzin3032]

***** only when it isn't batman

[@pablo-yz8bx]

***** nope, MrCoolGamer1000 is correct, it never gets old

[@ryuuotaku35]

It's Because I'm.......(flash)! XD

[@DanishKhanIITB]

***** gr8 m8 y h8??

[@tobin534]

my fav part is at 2:19 SuperMan:How in the world never mind will talk later SuperMan:*going back in time Batman:BECAUSE IM ... part 2 Batman:BATMAN!!

[@braydonweeks6542]

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO NAME MY SELF nice

[@tobin534]

:P

[@sheiliaflyr6520]

Water Bottle mine is 0:30

[@Rob-hv5zq]

*we'll

[@q-tek8349]

I guess in the movie there was Jarvis preventing this from happening.

[@upindersodhi8610]

No he was just changing the nuclear codes everything else could have been hack...

[@manjushakulkarni9202]

@@upindersodhi8610 true

[@rishi_k75]

Exactly. Plus no matter how bad Ultron gets, his main objective was to throw a giant Vibranium rock at the earth (Because plot)

[@Nayops23]

1:31 Nick - Stark❗️, what did you do...what did you do⁉️ Where tf did he come from🤣

[@ferraprime4564]

Nayops 18 the other floor or something idk

[@ravindrad9999]

Its a scroll

[@andrewtimothy9792]

it's because i'm..." DAMNIT!!! that cliffhanger

[@Lily.valkyrie]

Andrew Timothy BATMAAaaaaannnnn..

[@hankmehere017]

+Andrew Timothy A homage to how Cap doesn't finish his line in the movie lol

[@israellai]

+shanks17 wait which line? I don't remember.

[@hankmehere017]

Israel Lai The last scene where he's going to say "Avengers, Assemble" but only said the first word.

[@TheWhat1112]

Pretty sure he was saying because I'm batman backwards since superman was turning back the clock

[@tenzer0]

"How in the world did you-- Nevermind. We`ll talk later." **5 seconds later** "IT`S BECAUSE I`M--" XD

[@cerw22]

Do you know what is the song playing in the ending?

[@tenzer0]

nah

[@sadickess4108]

It was perfect

[@thedevilsapprentice7474]

+AiD_0v2 "BATMAN what the oh he's gone"

[@AnotherSWnerd]

lmfao

[@tureytaino2785]

That movie wasn't the "Age of Ultron", It was more like: " The Weekend of Ultron".

[@Willami693]

Or the Minor Set Back Of Ultron😂

[@matthewquach2705]

More like 2 days of Ultron.

[@theintrovertsden]

Days of Ultron

[@vshreyasharma6393]

2:15 watch the scene when Tony and banner discuss whether to create vision or not. Tony explains Jarvis was alive and protecting military nuclear codes

[@conmanay4563]

He made his meteor, no nukes needed

[@aloneinmidnight]

omg I just got the ending where Batman says "IT'S BECAUSE I'M-" in AoU the same thing happens when Cap says "AVENGERS! A-"

[@DalePWhyte]

Jessica Jones it only gets funnier when you explain the joke/reference

[@Vladimir_Pudding]

Daziysajalah Cap? Is that you?

[@vanqlo]

Cap. says: AVENGERS!..roll out! Haha

[@ShakeSoft]

I understood that reference, Mrs Cage.

[@BetaBreaking]

Steve Rogers I understood that reference!

[@Darkbeast42]

I would just like to point out that unlike Superman, Batman wasn't looking at that explosion.

[@AdPhDu1]

Darkbeast42 That make's him the coolest for not even caring or even turning around. No wonder he survived it like it was nothing.

[@goblin505]

Darkbeast42 Actually, Django Unchained proved that cool guys DO look at explosions.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Keeper of Peace I don't remember Don Johnson looking at any explosions...

[@zaanninja]

Darkbeast42 nope ,you know why??? tum tum tum

[@godofcrap42]

Christopher Ver Hoef They blow shit up, and then walk away.

[@marcelloreeves7216]

1:26 but that’s not how extremis works tho, the suits lock onto tony via microchips in his body. They don’t need internet. But yeah Rhodes does need internet as shown in Ironman 2 when tony reset his suit mid flight. Also ultron was majorly nerfed in the Mcu. As well as the fact Jarvis was also fighting ultron in the background keeping him from hacking everything. Yes I know this is for entertainment, and lore doesn’t matter. I’m just pointing it out. Btw if I’m wrong about anything tell me what I got incorrect, I hate being wrong.

[@useranmw]

Before infinity war

[@Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1]

"its because I'm Batman" lol that never gets old . . .why? . . . ITS BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!

[@darcymurphy7839]

??

[@yolololfun5341]

darcy albrecht Cause he' s batman I guess

[@aceaj2620]

😂

[@Meraiio]

SkyBlue XD

[@benedictsangalang8594]

Im BATMAN

[@marthvader4824]

"How on the world- nevermind, we'll talk later." *sips coffee for several seconds* "...IT'S BECAUSE I'M-" *ends* Best HISHE ever.

[@ronlebulangis5502]

it' because i have too much plot armor

[@Boss_Isaac]

TRUE. XD

[@lukejesper1460]

I didn't get it

[@LordChronk]

Luke Jesper it's because his Batman

[@christopherthrawn1415]

Marth Vader Priceless....

[@lordjogonnath6580]

"Its because I'm - " On the point 👌🏽

[@PathFinder1490]

When you realise this Ultron is literally ‘What If’ Ultron. 😂

[@KingKindred]

"How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now?" Thor has his priorities exactly right.

[@TrevorTiger]

So Part 2 will feature a crossover between the Avengers and Superman and Batman...and they might actually work together? *Tears of happiness*

[@ramdelure]

Trevor Tiger Yeah the final scene in Superhero Cafe, remeber the HISHE from the first Avengers film?

[@alankingchiu]

***** Nah, I think Fox and Marvel worked out a deal where Fox keeps Pietro and Marvel keeps Wanda.

[@quincyh9081]

Trevor Tiger Nope Marvels too crap to go near DC.

[@TrevorTiger]

Not with that attitude!

[@unfiltered577]

Quincy H Why is Marvel crap? Oh please, I'd love to see if you have an actual opinion.

[@niranjanr8075]

If they had done something like this, to shut down all important grids, (no need for chaos) but all that stuff it would’ve made a pretty good thing. Perhaps a two part movie too!

[@miguelzango]

Thor: How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewquach2705]

HOW

[@jp3813]

Tony Stark: "Ultron didn't go after JARVIS because he was angry. He attacked him because he was scared of what he can do. So JARVIS went underground, scattered, dumped his memory, but not his protocols... JARVIS has been beating him from inside without knowing."

[@hantyantapramudika4320]

Who cares. This HISHE is so funny

[@jp3813]

Hantyanta Pramudika Obviously the MANY commenters who actually believe that the movie never addresses this.

[@gonzalorubencachi4556]

***** I think than a lot of people just think than this plot is a lot better than the plot of the Movie inself. Avenger 2 just kinda boring.

[@LazerpawX7]

Gonzalo Ruben Cachi hell no it wasnt. If you thought avengers 2 was boring the gtfo right now. You have no reason to be here because all you wil do is talk trash

[@LazerpawX7]

***** ehh. Dont balem HISHE they arent honest trailers or cinema sins. They are just trying to make a funny video. And they succeded XD

[@sinoverlord1787]

Meteor: "gonna kill the human race." Sees batman. "Crap the one human that can negate me power"

[@trilljoshhh]

Because he's BATMAN!!!!!!!

[@r4nd0mguy99]

*is immune against Nobody negated anything there.

Another “What if… Ultron Won”

[@paritoshjha28]

Everytime I open my mouth I sound like ' I m batman'

[@SWATversion3]

Am I the only one who started screaming "Because I'm Batman", when Batman was revealed sipping his coffee?

[@gwkowe]

SWATversion3 me too bud

[@rodneyfunderburrk1982]

I was like whheehehhwawwala

[@lukesuperflyjones]

SWATversion3 I was like waaaaaiiiiittt for it....

[@jarredstuart6943]

SWATversion3 yes you are only one, do you feel special now snowflake?

[@SWATversion3]

jarred stuart I'm really happy that you want to start a pointless argument. Wait, does that make you feel like a punk? Oh god......... never mind.

[@darkinstinctful123]

I literally Did the end of breakfast club Air punch after watching batman still sitting there! XD

[@gabriellemaryland8383]

Los Blancos me too. :)

[@darkinstinctful123]

Gabrielle Maryland :D

[@r0bw00d]

Los Blancos Literally? Because that is literally the best literal thing I have literally read literally today. Literally!

[@darkinstinctful123]

r0bw00d You do realize that i used a somewhat appropriate use of the word "literally".

[@SMgrimbldoo]

Los Blancos Not completely, give it a few years before "literally" completely becomes a synonym for "figuratively" and some other word takes the place of "literally"

[@edvinparmeza1298]

The part "Pinocchio song" was very badass.....They should have Pinocchio as the next villain in MCU, maybe in Thor 4 XD

[@BJ-vv9is]

This hishe and part 2 are my favourites so far of all the hishe's. It flows so nicely together. I like how Batman miraculously survives the meteor hitting Earth. The writing on this one, the flow, are really good, like how Ultron's at the villain pub explaining how he was successful and Joker's like "what" when he finds out the meteor's about to hit any second. :) I also enjoyed Hulk's rage at no Internet or cable. I like the humour.

[@defender2222]

Aka "What Ultron should have done instead of his 'Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies" plan"

[@davidmendez3899]

Kevin Allen but he still did that

[@Darkness1984]

Kevin Allen Jarvis keept him from doing that...

[@TheWeepingDalek]

Darkness1984 no jarvis stopped him getting nukes

[@ThejusRao]

Kevin Allen He wanted a fresh start. Not an already destroyed world with corpses rotting. A new one, a perfect one.

[@defender2222]

Thejus Rao Yes, because causing a global extinct event is completely clean and not messy or destructive. And the corpses of humanity would totally just disappear once he threw his big rock. And again, everyone handwaves away the fact that Ultron, who is suppose to be a cunning genius who can turn technology against us, decides to use Killer Croc's plan from "Almost Got Him" as his magnum opus.

[@123joegorules]

stark: Im calling in veronica ultron: you dont think i know about veronica veronica: i have failed youuuu... haha favourite bit!! :D

[@Alicia19murphyx]

Literally choked on my drink when this part happened 😂😂😂

[@chickenwings6026]

Joseph Andrews I love when people type out the transcript of the video I have just watched. Hilarious. Please do more.

[@digitalexordium4763]

Superman: How did you survive... Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

[@expeditopena5466]

Bro the background is endgame

[@alicelikesdandelions]

Thanos: *takes one look at the world in general* "Half of this has to go" Ultron: *takes one look at just the internet* "IT ALL NEEDS TO GO" lol

[@69RedSeth]

Ultron, you can turn off my cable, you can lock my phone, you can destroy my electronics, but if you ruin or disconnect my coffee machine, you're dead.

[@chaosgt8827]

69RedSeth IT'S BECAUSE IM-

[@DillonSolos]

*Disconnects coffee machine*

[@69RedSeth]

FUCK. *loads missiles*

[@DillonSolos]

*Missiles explode* Did you forget that I'm in the Internet?

[@69RedSeth]

NOOOOOOOO!

[@arnabdas56]

They actually do explain in the movie why he doesn't control everything because JARVIS is busy keeping him out of some parts of the internet.

[@Redrover1760]

arnabdas56 thats only 25% of the internet, only one out of four actions would be disrupted. Also, its a battle, wouldn't ultron defeat Jarvis eventually and do thst long before the final battle?

[@SirBlackReeds]

The explanation they use in the movie doesn't really hold much water.

[@danialhassani2590]

The "Because I'm Batman!" parts are so funny that I rewatch the old videos just for that.

[@gmaxaurastorm]

This can't actually happen because Jarvis was keeping ultron from accessing codes for things like this

[@Nixonitus]

You know how this really should've ended? Tony Stark reading any science fiction novel ever. It never fails. AI made for good goes evil because of some vague definition of 'saving people' or some such. Come on, Stark. You've had to have at least seen a few movies.

[@davidmendez3899]

DoktorKebab but jarvis?

[@raptorjesus3894]

David Mendez He was meant to serve people which in sci-fi movies also means protect

[@DaemonSlayerz]

***** Only need to find a way to neverl et the AI the change the program of the three law. If they allow the AI to improve on itself, this can also happen so they need some very hard restriction with no flows to let AI never touch it.

[@Sraye]

DoktorKebab Maybe because since Jarvis never stabbed Tony in the back, he didn't think another AI would.

[@soangry]

DoktorKebab Didn't the ending point to Ultron actually being programmed by Thanos, hence why it had the same voice? Edit: never mind, they were different voice actors. The voices just sounded the same to my deaf ears.

[@w_randrs2340]

Veronica - I have faaaailed youuuu... *BOOM* XD XD

[@achilleanqueerace9963]

Lol

[@anonymousunknown7388]

Nick: What did you do? What did you do?! Tony: Created a robot overlord...

[@batmanfan7687]

1:52 The Villain Pub

[@jayanths1221]

Ultron was so disappointing!Throughout the movie he was like "Oh,C'mon guys" ,"Gimme a hi-five", "Who's your daddy?" ,"#YOLO", "Get in here,you!!".(I know I'm exaggerating,but still...) I mean seriously!WTF! He was making jokes the entire movie.Half way through the movie,it almost seemed like his plans were gonna fail for sure. Not sure if it was Ultron or Deadpool..

[@gwkowe]

Jayanth S he probably downloaded too much internet trolls before Jarvis cut him off haha

[@jayanths1221]

gwkowe LOL.

[@bigbowss9817]

Ultron was based off Hank Pym's brainwaves in the comics, while in the movie, he is probably using Tony Stark's, so he is reverse Iron Man. I prefer the original, but I understood this one too. If you watch James Spader's show "The Blacklist", he had that vibe and I liked it personally...

[@jayanths1221]

Big Bowss He just didn't seem menacing.It was like watching the robot version of Loki with his robot version of the Chitauri army.The script had nothing new to offer.Hope Infinity War will be different.

[@syedahmedshaheer117]

Jayanth S Totally agree on this part. Marvel has a template for their movies which are great popcorn flick and well they simply displace some elements and wala u have a enjoyable flick. Problem is at first it worked but now its getting boring. Winter soldier was the only one which actually different and stood out and was a great story (despite its flaws)

[@plontulublalulu]

eh... the movie never specifically said he controlled the internet. Just that he escaped through it

[@RYMITHE]

plontulublalulu I know right.

[@lilwiley10]

Ya that's electron's job

[@lilwiley10]

Ya that's electro's job

[@mikezeitgeist2]

plontulublalulu The internet doesn't even control air planes. There's no reason it would control the quin jet, or ironman or war machine's suits.

[@Chaos39utopia]

mikezeitgeist2 Ultron, with his abilities could probably hack his way into the airplane and shut off the engines, same with the quinjet. And the Iron Man suits can be controlled by Jarvis, which Ultron can override.

[@AceMcshred]

I laughed way too hard when joker said "wait, what?"

[@sathyanarayanay.h.9630]

When u realize hishe predicted "what if " series years ago 😂

[@laracroft003]

What did Batman say at the end?

[@egodrive]

Rachel Giles It's because I'm... but backwards. M'i esuaceb s'tI.

[@iuel42]

egodrive He didn't say it backwards.

[@egodrive]

Atomic Ninja Hm you're right. I thought he did because Supes was reversing time. My bad.

[@sleiek]

***** Damn good point. I didn't realize it was a nod to Cap's last dialogue which is really the last dialogue in AoU. I thought they did that because we are annoyed of hearing Batman say that all the time and also because we already know what he was going to say even though he didn't say the whole thing.

[@honeytonguemamao6816]

sleiek Can it be both?

[@dryued6874]

1:37 Wilhelm Goat scream!

[@francopittaluga]

Dryued nope

[@dryued6874]

JOnhatan mizmarra instantbutton.me/buttons/goat_scream_20130723143432.html I rest my case.

[@gorilladude2448]

Ultron better not have deleted those amazon prime mre orders or changed the Netflix password >:(

[@Alex-kf4zf]

Coming back to say how great this video is. "I hope you don't mean this Quinjet..." is my favorite line, and used as a recurring joke with my former roommate. Always brings a smile to my face. Thanks guys.

[@camillewilliams7646]

Like how is Batman even still there? With his seat and mug too? HAHA.

[@DrkBlueXG]

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S

[@lightsidemaster]

DrkBlueXG Spoiler Alert: BATMAN!!!

[@jefthereaper]

Camille Williams most likely its a Bat-seat and a Bat-mug XD

[@YoMaN1067]

Camille Williams Batman: Because I am Batman!

[@jefthereaper]

***** O no! You figured out his secret identity!

[@KoolStar95]

Spoiler Alert Didn't Jarvis in the Nexus prevent Ultron from controlling things through the internet?

[@LordDragox412]

Andrew Kirby Actually, Ultron didn't shut down everything - he just wanted to download all the pr0n from the internet to his "hard drive", but there was simply too much of it, and half of it had deadly viruses so he died. The end. Always wear a firewall, robros!

[@firefly4f4]

Andrew Kirby That was my understanding.

[@21Arrozito]

I think Jarvis only prevented Ultron from using the nuke launch codes. The rest of internet was fair game for Ultron I guess, until Vision fried his wifi or whatever that was.

[@usedstarfighter9605]

Andrew Kirby No...

[@LPTV84]

LordDragox412 That must of been the tipping point for Bruce to "Hulk" out.

[@kritichaplot5025]

Popped up in my recommendations. Thank you KZbin algorithm. Hadn't seen this in a while. I miss hishe and hope that they'll be able to get back soon with new content.

[@twisten5541]

The sound effects is what makes it love ya brotha

[@dmar3651]

This is by Far the Greatest Video you guys have EVER Done! Kudos HISHE Fucking KUDOS!!!!!!!!!

[@ErikMartinez-bk3lx]

Language 😕

[@misterplus2444]

Erik235462 Martinez155 "Language" - Captain America 2015

[@briankid4737]

Are you serious?

[@shootahgun]

Erik235462 Martinez155 grow up kid

[@shootahgun]

Mister Plus grow up kid

[@luminouslight9677]

And just when I thought it couldn't get any better... It did. Nice and love your work

[@luminouslight9677]

It's because I'm---- Classic Bman

[@higherground9120]

how in the world? -because i'm....

[@cerw22]

+answer pls Do you know what is the song playing in the ending?

[@higherground9120]

+Duka Umfortunately not. I have no clue.

[@abigfatblob]

+Luminous Light you have a very nice profile pic who ever did it was talented

[@_skillfullgods_9017]

“ITS BECAUSE IM” 😂😂😂😂✊🏼

[@szymonledzion6907]

2:30 what happened to Batmans arm

[@Pafoden]

Heroes: Marvel Villains: DC Movies: Marvel Live-Action TV shows: DC Animated TV shows: DC Individual Storylines: DC Events/Crossovers: Marvel Villain Costumes: Marvel Heroes Costumes:DC Parent Company: Marvel Video Games: DC Stand-alone Comics: Marvel Powers: DC

[@globalvaluta5848]

Fan Rage awesome

[@TeddyJosh12]

Sure But Live Action Shows Like Daredevil Are Alot Better Than DC

[@1r0zz]

Fan Rage marvel movies are not that great, but at least they are just stupid and not insulting like man of steel... DC is really putting the nail on the coffin there.

[@TheAbsloutelyGuy]

You said DC hero costumes twice. And personally, I think Marvel costumes are miles better than DC costumes.

[@theteznathel]

Fan Rage Actually thanks to Nicola Tesla: Power:AC

[@SteampunkCentral]

Don't blame Tony. It's my fault.

[@davidmendez3899]

Hank Pym stop trying to be relevant ant-man, it's not.gonna.happen

[@___zeke___7581]

Ant you suck and you all ways will

[@ranwolf76]

Hank Pym aren't you late for your court ordered anger management class?

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

Hank Pym You time is coming.

[@Popcultureguy3000]

Hank Pym Shut up Pym. Scott Lang's always been the better Ant Man than you.

[@alberteshun2802]

The score at the end gives me chills

[@percy141990]

Dark matter - Freddie hangolier

[@iya4392]

“How are we supposed to watch game of thrones now tony?!?!” Oh my god-///

[@ajax4887]

"How are we going to watch game of thrones now Tony?" Best line ever

[@andyfoster8011]

+Michael Fisher I think Thor would love game of thrones

[@AlbinGjoka94]

how did you... never mind because I'm Batman! best ending ever.

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

I asked that question myself.

[@Southern_Crusader]

For Capt it’d be like he’s back home with no power. Remember he grew up in the slums of Brooklyn.

[@dotdotlar]

The music at the end is epic.

[@bolrath6984]

What's captain americas shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye s shield made of? Quicksilver

[@itshughmungus1488]

Hehe...

[@min24434]

bolrath hiddenhammer i don't get it is there a jk

[@Yroxcruk666]

bolrath hiddenhammer I-I didn't get it...

[@shiningfractal4514]

Yroxcruk666 Have you seen the movie?

[@crystalm.223]

Too soon. Way too soon