How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two

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[@DogOfHades]

Spiderman, Magneto calling them his kids, Quicksilver acting like the Fox version... It feels like a future episode of Wandavision

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

If this happens. Then hishe will become a prophet.

[@DogOfHades]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 Sigoura!

[@Totallynotemma.]

Hishe might just become the new Simpsons

[@23animations78]

Ralph Boehner

[@peniskong]

Bohner

[@diptisingh679]

"Just your friendly neighbourhood marvel universe spiderman" - those were the days

[@Sekaniy]

Annnnd those days are coming back!!!

[@MJAYZ007]

Crys*

[@ajay_johnson]

Yeah.. Tobey Maguire& Andrew garfield & Tom Holland is comming back

[@harrambou9468]

Before Spider-Boy-I mean-Iron Man Jr.-I MEAN

[@drakkaunix8875]

@@harrambou9468 before the dark times...

[@InderNshit]

The quicksilver part is got me like, "Why the fuck didn't they do that and he'd be alive"

[@zenon6699]

***** he still can stop it and he cant feel the the heat while at super speed

[@zenon6699]

***** he still can stop it and he cant feel the the heat while at super speed

[@joelloh3344]

Quicksilver is actually really fast he is easily able to just carry the 2 of them away from the bullet

[@theonlyaamir]

***** DOFP Quicksilver doesn't control time, that scene was just to show us the world from his perspective when he moved super quick

[@matheusleal9586]

Inder Salwan Because this Quicksilver is not nearly as fast as the one from DoFP. He is more in line with the comic version. Fast, but not "practically stops time" fast.

[@mcutalk9432]

LOL. Tony: "I think that sounds kinda cool." 😂

[@river6048]

Now we know why we had to have a civil war

[@enderdered6812]

Especially in hishe cinematic universe

[@epicfan1598]

I see why they did that.

[@moloyaich3109]

😂😂

[@CIark_Kent]

For a second i thought vision was a. Angry Bird

[@DarkHunter514-11231963]

-Quicksilver: "Dad, a horde of metal men is destroying the world. Help us! -Magneto: "Can't. Copyright"

[@mas8705]

"No responsibilities!" *Magneto flies away*

[@malcasablanca]

DarkHunter514 "Should have thought about that before you teamed up with pseudo-Nazis."

[@lieutenantkettch]

mas8705 Polaris: Hey!

[@mas8705]

lieutenantkettch To be fair, I was more kind of ripping off the "less Tragic Superhero Origins" from Dorkly. Good ol' gun wielding Uncle Ben. ^_^

[@buddy6584]

IAmTheMikko Magneto will always be thw father to me. I'm not listening to any changes that were made in the comics just so that they fit with the MCU. The movies are supposed to revolve around the comics NOT the other way around!

[@scarlettsmoak8977]

The minutes they said 'Does anyone know how to stop a train' I knew Spiderman was coming.

[@christianrangel1304]

Same 😂

[@dannyhernandez265]

Lol.

[@stimcc9890]

Same

[@dlodi2211]

danny hernandez

[@yulianasetiawan8898]

Amy Shepherd mother daughter

[@soulfox32]

i like how captain america popped up and just randomly said language

[@kaitlynferguson787]

same

[@khalifax10]

well , cap was trying to stop ultron from cursing . captain was like saying to him mind your language .

[@beanieisdumb800]

Mmm

[@khalifax10]

he also did this with deadpool XD

[@razaali5741]

+Glitchthebloger - Epic weekly blogs fuck you

[@skullectrobeats7436]

This shows how strong Wanda really is. SHE STOPPED BATMAN FROM SAYING “I AM BATMAN”!!

[@farheensamad5331]

Lol

[@tedypower2359]

She made him afraid of bats

[@theekshanabandarathinura1848]

Oh yeah

[@xmenforever4764]

Because I’m AFRAID OF BATS BATS EVERYWHERE GET EM AWAY FROM ME IT’S SO TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gamingwithliam1954]

That’s true I’m powerful

[@MIKE59780]

Why didn't quicksilver do that in the movie?! Seriously?!

[@Shadowfate93]

MIKE59780 because the Days of Future Past Quicksilver was waaaaay OP. This one is more down to earth and has weaknesses, like all good heroes do

[@gamezob]

MIKE59780 he was tired?

[@CaptainSpanky96]

Juan Rodrigues then explain Scarlet Witch... she's fox property as well.

[@MaakaKarin17]

***** She hasn't appeared in an X-Men movie though, and probably won't; Quicksilver is already slated for a return in Apocalypse, but afaik Scarlet Witch hasn't been mentioned.

[@Shadowfate93]

***** Marvel actually planned on having Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver in Age of Ultron before Fox did, and it was always the plan to kill Quicksilver because someone needs to die in the MCU and actually stay dead, otherwise the steaks just don't feel really high. So out of spite Fox put that Quicksilver scene in their movie (the scene was originally going to have Juggernaut I believe) Because Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch belong to both the Avengers franchise and X-men franchise then there was this strange legal loophole that meant both Fox and Marvel had the right to use the characters in their movies.

[@TheStarryArcher1213]

I was not expecting that part with Spider-Man, but the Magneto cameo was even more unexpected and hilarious! XD

[@skeleboi2646]

yeah

[@user-eh2jk6mf9s]

LOL! Magneto was awesome!!! Why?! Why did they have to split the family?

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@user-eh2jk6mf9s Because they never were a family to begin with, even in DC)))

[@brewmaster2912]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 DC? They’re marvel characters!

[@earlmoore7003]

If both spider-man and magneto were in AOU, it honestly would make the movie a lot better. 🤣😂😭🤔😏😒

[@208xx]

Magneto: _"those two are my children.... and we care called Mutants!!"_ Made my freaking night

[@LordVanOskuro]

+208xx Can Magneto even actually do that to Ultron, comicwise?

[@kayceeBurtonFreak]

+Van Oscuro He is Magneto. I'm assuming only if Ultron was caught off guard.

[@critieur1921]

@ 208xx Love your profile pic. XD

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

That's sounds so wrong lmao

[@kennethGiachetta]

Yeah they should’ve use the magento from X-men - X-men the last stand

[@wbbrighamvideography]

Ultron: “Son of a...” Cap: “Language!” Ultron: “I was going to say nutcracker!”

[@Grace-nt8cd]

Still language

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@Grace-nt8cd .... *sigh*

[@TheMario1401]

Ice giant!

[@BlackDiamond2718]

What is this, Elf?

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@BlackDiamond2718 huh?

[@NeoTechnoman]

I just realized that Cap said "language" right before Ultron was defeated. XD

[@mcgeoybailey7081]

NeoTechnoman i just realized that funny

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

NeoTechnoman he also said civil war

[@rickycollins7723]

That on-running joke about Language is one of the things that makes me love this film so much. It is in my top ten MCU films. Number 9.

[@zandiemitchell8456]

Time stamp pls

[@zandiemitchell8456]

Never mind I found it

[@lucerodelossantos9362]

Magneto was my fav part "And we're called mutants" damn right you are.

[@thesalinator3557]

They changed the comic book origin. They are now regular people who got their powers from the High Evolutionary.

[@lucerodelossantos9362]

Yeah, that was kind of a dick move from marvel, but they just want full rights.

[@cochisewashington3340]

+Lucero Del Los Santos well it's Fox's fault for being a Bitch

[@SomewhatSlightlyBored]

+RagingShenron001 Was never so disappointed in a Remender story as I was with AXIS.

[@lucerodelossantos9362]

Well, lately I've been likening a lot more what Fox is doing with the characters. Avengers wasn't really great and I can't imagine what marvel s. would do with mutants.

[@maimitikohumoetini1340]

Avengers Week of Ultron

[@louiscz6784]

Or : *Ultron's Weekend* ? :D

[@redmastermind4959]

It was more like a day.

[@rickalbuquerque595]

+Maitimi Kohumoetini Avengers: minor setback of Ultron.

[@神手Pi]

hours of Ultron

[@chchch.1212]

*weak af Ultron.

[@dinnoorilmi]

Cap : No noo.. Nobody wants civil war Yeah.. About that 👀

[@onderokay3805]

@Liam SmythYes. Yes it didn't.

[@laxyajena4735]

@Liam Smyth ye never did

[@Kunalgupta001]

I think this is what batman would have replied Batman:do you bleed? Superman:just like your parents Batman:just like your whole planet.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

planets dont bleed tho

[@Agent-ib2yi]

@@GenericUsername-qp1ww By planet, he meant the Kryptonians, who perished at the hands of Zod.

[@thegreatcherryapplesauce5575]

@@GenericUsername-qp1ww oil ts a roast

[@nothuman3105]

@Meme Box planet bruh

[@godvin9160]

Thats how batman vs superman started. Lol

[@CarterRicardo]

"You're gonna bleed" "You mean just like your parents ?" Poor Batman..

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

Carter Ricardo Yeah, that's just below the utility belt.

[@BlueFHS]

Carter Ricardo JUST LIKE YOUR WHOLE RACE

[@BlueFHS]

Carter Ricardo Oh yeah and planet

[@TheSupergamer300Show]

"Ya mad bruh"

[@FlyingGrunt28]

Batman got violated

[@Entertainer114]

Oh man that ending with Thanos and Palpatine made me laugh out loud. "Now plunge with all of your hatred! Yesssss.... I can FEEL your anger..."

[@Echo-bp7oc]

The true art of the villains

[@wet0wl]

Me: How did you remember you’re sentence if time just rewinded Batman: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!

[@Spidoor13]

I am Groot.

[@tecnicalwolf7590]

Because I am Batman

[@Spidoor13]

I'm-a Mario.

[@JesusCheeseburger]

Bats!!! So terrifying!!

[@eric_moore-6126]

I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

[@lunamalfoy7]

I am so satisfied by the Magneto thing. I've literally been saying this since they announce Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver in the movies.

[@nujevad28]

Riley Ann Barnitz Same here.

[@xavierrobinson55]

Copyrights that's why

[@papaang3lo446]

Magneto lost his power before having kids ^^ (watch the movies)

[@nstock00d73]

100th like!👍

[@lunamalfoy7]

***** I think it was pretty stupid of them to do that. I really liked them as Magneto's kids. I really like dysfunctional family things.

[@whenteenagersgetbored5179]

The ending followed the future movies so well 😂😂

[@jeremyballesteros2825]

I think civil war was planned and bvs had its trailer released back then

[@kelfrang112]

yea i know

[@EXGodzilla2000]

That was kinda the point

[@jamiemartinez2029]

WhenTeenagers GetBored yup

[@kariwooldridge114]

1:56 Ultron: son of a-- Captain America: Language! XD

[@Mikoraptor]

ultron:fuc deadpool:language son of a captain america: langguage

[@pres3356]

what is it with Captain America and profanity

[@cat9448]

LANGUAGE !!!!!!!!!!!

[@uhyes7265]

That was like the best part

[@TheSpiderjaws]

Language!

[@invisiblejaguar1]

I love how in HISHE Marvel and DC can just be in the same universe and it's no big deal. Almost makes me wish it was just how it actually is

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Even if the companies allowed it, it would probably be pretty mediocre like BVS or the Thor movies.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Even if the companies allowed it, it would probably be pretty mediocre like BVS or the Thor movies.

[@Anupamprime]

In hishe all movie franchise are in same universe

[@CryptoJordanVR]

That part where Scarlet Witch uses her powers on Batman was PRICELESS!

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@GamingWithCalvin1 In the very end Wanda didn't let Batman say he's Baaaaaaaatman and induced his fears

[@xmenforever4764]

Because I’m AFRAID OF BATS BATS EVERYWHERE GET EM AWAY FROM ME IT’S SO TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!

[@Zachattack10213]

"One of us might of died!" -Marvel Universe Quicksilver.

[@jasper6343]

Might have*

[@amaichou4389]

"THOSE TWO ARE MY CHILDREN!" "What?" "AND WE ARE CALLED MUTANTS *floats away without wanda and pietro*"

[@david4rancibia34]

that seems very magneto to me

[@philippinesball5058]

This aged well.

[@robinasilva8131]

Peter siting thar and saveing people from explodins

[@lycanrocberny3716]

Vision: what why are we stoping Thor: I thought you were stoping Iron man: are we not stoping Vision: of course not Iron man: oh ok Ultron: son of a... Cap: LANGUAGE *booooom*

[@Dynamo001]

stopping*

[@aurthcommentator272]

@@Dynamo001 we didn’t ask for grammarly

[@TigerWing141]

@@Dynamo001 1:51

[@chaelist.bernard6438]

🤣

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@aurthcommentator272 LOL brilliant!

[@DashCat9]

"Now plunge with all of your hatred!"

[@nomanCyclewala]

epic

[@muntu1221]

Yeeesss, I can feel your anger

[@Heavensrun]

muntu1221 that might be the creepiest thing ever.

[@KapturAmerica]

DashCat9 I loved that part because Thanos sucks.

[@BroTastic23]

DashCat9 Plunge Wars III - Revenge of the Shit

[@mrm64]

OK I DIED when Quicksilver did what he shoulda done, diiied.

[@seanyeats9098]

mrm64 You know who DIDN'T DIE? Quicksilver

[@mrm64]

Sean Yeats lol!!

[@lukemoynan5262]

Haha only the one from xmen can do that

[@lukemoynan5262]

***** yea but the actors are different

[@cerysdobbin7169]

So did he

[@tdog652041]

Magneto though......

[@1997goblue]

My favorite part of the video

[@GasolineProductions]

ikr

[@rainneygirl]

Love the name

[@angelwayne2872]

900th like

[@captainoblivionthicc1004]

lol i never gave someone 1k likes lol

[@ΦΩΤΕΙΝΗΓΚΙΟΥΛΕΚΑ-ο6ψ]

Cap:Nobody wants a civil war right? One year later: Cap:I guess I was wrong.

[@saintniccage2818]

And we got a pillow fight at a airport

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

Μην είναι και τόσο σίγουρος Στιβ.

[@andythompson2868]

1:16. I honestly thought that Magneto was going to appear at any moment during that battle. But instead they kill Slowsilver.

[@ricojes]

That's the joke.

[@andythompson2868]

+ricojes I'm Batman!

[@jeanchristophe2214]

Andy Thompson yeah that reminds me Who Invited Magneto ? Because I know for fact That the Mutants have other things to handle than bothering the Avengers

[@andythompson2868]

Jean Christophe I'm Batman.

[@tyrush-squidwardsbrother968]

2 things 1, magneto is x-men, he would not have come, the part in this video is just a joke 2, love the nicename *slowsilver* cuz hes so slow compared to quicksilver in x-men lol

[@Piratearicat23]

"Those two are my children" XDDD

[@JoshIgbinijesu]

They're also in love, Piratearicat.

[@crashpal]

Josh Eti lol wut? wtf?

[@WinnyJ1]

***** he is talking about the ultimate universe (comics) where Wanda and Pietro used to be a bit too close...

[@JoshIgbinijesu]

I'm also talking about the movie ***** and WinnyJ1. The director of the movie drew inspiration from comics to subtly drop hints of more than brother and sister love. Yes, you are correct about the comics, too. It was just a fact more pronounced.

[@plummet3860]

Piratearicat They arent though

[@cussundriakneal9904]

"AFRAID OF BATS! BATS EVERYWHERE! HERRHH!! THEY'RE SO TERRIFYING! GET 'EM AWAY FROM ME!" I had to pause it because i was laughing so hard! X,D oh man, that was too good!

[@cussundriakneal9904]

"IT'S SO TERRIFYING!!!" X,DDD

[@mcgeoybailey7081]

Cussundria Kneal GO AWAY STUPID BATS

[@yomiku11]

Cussundria Kneal the best part!

[@phildragonbleu]

Cussundria Kneal what made me laugh is the fact that all of them were watching batman, all except superman.

[@elenag6038]

Cussundria Kneal I'm still laughing (3 minutes later)

[@RiRithespy]

1:20 M: Those two are my children W: what? *looks at her brother* M: we are called mutants!

[@lasha1462]

and?

[@purpleyam8770]

Congratulations, you have ears

[@Isagiyoichi7K]

Wow, what is this even supposed to tell

[@awesomeanbar9402]

Lol imagine Magneto coming at that moment

[@angieb976]

I want one of the cast members to see these and think they’re funny and send an email to the others then it’ll be that one dorky cast member I’m thinking Tom Holland or mark ruffalo Then later someone’s like ya why didn’t Pietro grab them?

[@nightrider3067]

"Plunge with all your hatred" LOOOOOOOL

[@nightrider3067]

***** My favorite part man!

[@DangerZone200]

Night Rider hatred plunging is the best kind of plunging :P

[@nightrider3067]

***** ha ha

[@Dcook85]

Night Rider If I had a Nickel for every time that happened..........

[@nightrider3067]

Tregeta Youd have 42 cents....wait! LOL

[@kashiramgautam1182]

he really said do you bleed

[@phamypoo4999]

Lmao

[@damn_mf8913]

Lol

[@iikurbypinkyii]

Magneto though...Those two are my children! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@swingersfan]

Now that The Mouse bought the Fox, it can come true.

[@tremordusk]

That got me XD it was so random

[@amberp3979]

Best part. 😂 (1:16 - 1:40)

[@antonbrakhage490]

An army made of metal against Magneto. That's just cruel.

[@bliiindx0x274]

Holy cow HISHE knew Wandavision plot about Magneto 6 years ago

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

"Yes plunge with all of your hatred..." I was really expecting there to be a "DEW IT" after that line...

[@LordVanOskuro]

No offense, but Thanos would kill Sideous in a second.

[@eidermeinz9514]

Vanitas Reborn Not if he wants to keep that job

[@LordVanOskuro]

Point taken

[@crownedmafia]

HAHAHA YES 😂

[@magsec5]

Troy Wullbrandt JEW IT

[@Myst_Eerie_Isle]

I love how they're hinting at the upcoming Civil War arc and that Stark is involved. XD

[@thomascollins207]

legofanjj minecrafter infinity war part 1 is coming in 2017, the next movie is civil war with DOCTOR STRANGE after.

[@rogueshadow8249]

Darken Marr Fun fact: I'm in Civil War. I got cast as an extra...and I can assure you that Robert Downey Jr. is in the film, along with a few other people from the Avengers films...

[@thomascollins207]

Rogueshadow824 That's Awesome

[@rogueshadow8249]

Thomas Collins Well, we did the one scene, and then I got paid 120 bucks, and that was it. I did see Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans in my scene, I was just in the background, "running for my life"....

[@FalseKing]

Thomas Collins how are they gonna make the civil war arc if they don't have the rights for spiderman and the fantastic 4

[@Joisey11]

Villain Pub sounds cool if they have good cosplayers working there for the immersion.

[@HowItShouldHaveEnded]

Will you be there?? We're so psyched!! :)

[@godwinchianugo9722]

How It Should Have Ended hell yeah, flying in from Toronto for that

[@samanthasoto6955]

How It Should Have Ended you are so funny and awesome i love your work the stuff you guys come up with is just too much funny i almost cried i was laughing so hard watching your videos! keep up the super mega awesome work!

[@alanj7099]

Joisey I wish they update the video here, poor Thanos meaby it was something he eat, hahahaXP.

[@keyboardtaskforcephi-3689]

Alan J maybe is disney style villian pub Lol

[@timothyfowler4026]

Who's here after Avengers Endgame Alternate HISHE?

[@JordanWheeler1999]

Nope on here for satisfying Gillian deaths

[@phantompenguintgl1652]

╰‿╯

[@kavinvendhan8217]

Meeee

[@valeriecolino697]

Vision: "why are you stopping?" Thor: "I thought you were stopping!" Iron man: "Yeah are we not stopping?" Vision: "OF COURSE NOT!" Iron man: "Oh OK!"

[@GameandComedy]

This actually have a whole other meaning when you grow up 😂😂😂

[@SloLenko]

ultron: son of a- captain america:language!

[@wiggins1008]

Honestly, if they didn’t stop lasering Ultron, he wouldn’t have gotten away and kill quicksilver

[@roblee4395]

Batman: "Hey, Scarlet Witch, you wanna know my secret identity?" Scarlet Witch: "Not really. You wanna know *MY* secret identity?" Batman: "Why would I..." Scarlet Witch: "I am Martha Marcy May Marlene. Back in 2011." Batman: "Martha? Martha? MAAAAARRRRTTTHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" (flips over table)

[@haniyapeters8328]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@hunibear2193]

Rob Lee killcounts Omg best thing I've heard all day

[@amazinglycoolyoutubekid8314]

…

[@1leg1der]

lol

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Rob Lee killcounts lol

[@BonelessFolka]

*gasp* Quicksilver did not hold Hawkeye's neck He would have gotten whiplash.

[@Arnozi0]

I think you mean "wheeeeplaaaaash"

[@gavinreid123]

U mean whiplash :)

[@gavinreid123]

:)

[@DeRockMedia]

Robert Ferrolino ever wonder if he had to figure this out the hard way?

[@lockon9186]

Whaat

[@mayursinalkar606]

"Those two are my children" "and we are called Mutants" *This statement can literally happen now.* Edit: _It's not happening_ Edit(22-2-22) : *_Its happening again_*

[@AtypicalStart]

Nope they are mutates not mutants

[@mayursinalkar606]

@@AtypicalStart yes that's what I am worried about.

[@Cap_Pool6180]

@@AtypicalStart no they are really mutants and the mind stone just make them sttonger they were born with powers if you aint believe me go try watch wandavision ep 8

[@AtypicalStart]

@@Cap_Pool6180 I wrote that before episode 8. Also I don’t think magneto is there dad anymore

[@AtypicalStart]

@@Cap_Pool6180 also I think Wanda was and quick boi ain’t. There’s a hole race of witches. He has speed and vision does to from the mind stone

[@MasterShwagg3524]

1:30 What Quicksilver SHOULD HAVE done in Age of Ultron

[@MasterShwagg3524]

How It Should Have Ended Either way, awesome and hilarious video. Hats off to you.

[@CCPvirus141]

***** yeah i thought it was a BS when QuickSilver in Xmen seemed like he could slow down time, but QS in the Avengers couldn't outrun a speeding bullet. bullets travel at about the speed of sound and i thought QS was a lot faster than that.

[@daviddelpozofiliu5556]

I. Thorberg So much overpowered and less faithful to the source material, and a plot device instead of a character. He did have a much cooler scene, tho.

[@MarcAnthonyBrown]

I. Thorberg Not as Fast as the Flash but fast enough to dodge 47 Bullets in Avengers (actual Number of Bullets).

[@HeartlessDragon25]

David Del Pozo Filíu Overpowered? Dude... Superman frecking flew around the world to reverse time, he can survive anything, even kryptonite apparently, has every power you can think of, move twice the speed of light, strong enough to move a planet, doesn't need air, water, food to live, has fought and beaten enemies stronger than him and doesn't seem to age?You might as well call him god and be done with it.

[@cobb541]

Let's just say that the "I'm afraid of bats" part never happened. Because I'm awesome. And BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAAANN !!!

[@Rex76001]

I belive you batman....pppfffff of course not XD ,look everybody , its batman, the guy Who is afraid of bats

[@johnnynoname1253]

Waaaait, aren't you Bruce wayne?

[@guydude6388]

Batman Batman still refuses to comment to the fact that he lost to a talking tree

[@_MaZTeR_]

When Gotham is.. Ashes, you will have my permission to die

[@crazymannxl]

Batman i would have mind controlled you too it will always feel good to tease da bats

[@milinayacalevu7198]

I like how cap said "Language" 😂😂😂

[@nothuman3105]

Ultron : Son of a Capt : Language

[@sheiliaflyr6520]

Mili Nayacalevu it’s like a tradition.

[@littlemisswastakenwastaken258]

Mili Nayacalevu omg yessssss

[@akilansundaram2181]

Could someone please tell me what's the music at 3:03?

[@jasontodd4839]

I like quicksilver dint bie

[@LokDesaad6]

1:31 Coming here after Episode 5 of "WandaVision".

[@SarahBaird-io2tn]

Same!!!

[@joshuaholmes2298]

Same

[@niocriste2705]

You mean "BohnerVision"?

[@raiyanmustafa224]

@@niocriste2705 lmao

[@Kelly6758]

OMG the Magneto scene and Quicksilver scene kiillllleeeddd me

[@Kelly6758]

***** Oh ahaha! It autocorrected! I'll edit now.

[@talondiwisch5206]

When The Emperor from Star Wars showed up, I thought that was the best.

[@moonmannd7501]

You know what else the Quicksilver scene could have killed? Quicksilver.

[@acenebula3045]

all they need was Magneto...hahaha

[@glowingsubset7236]

so true

[@FloatingM]

haha yees

[@Crichjo32]

Lord knows that the MCU desperately needs a fantastic 3 dimensional villain other than Loki

[@savontelewis951]

hahaha hahaha

[@rickycollins7723]

Magneto could destroy the entire marvel universe easily. Like really, loki has that scepter? its metal? Oh then simply turn it around and stab him with it. Or make his helmet crush in on him. Thanos' infinity gauntlent? Magneto Powers! take it and kill everything

[@_amritpannu_]

Magneto! So much foreshadowing.

[@notdin0472]

No part of the avengers team can legally respond to that.

[@brittanyyates5916]

so funny when said those are my kids

[@awobbie.3140]

+That_One_ Guy_Suicyde Yet. They can probably about 7-10 years after Fox runs out of ideas for bad X-Men sequels.

[@awobbie.3140]

+That_One_ Guy_Suicyde When a character goes unused for too long all rights go back to Marvel, just like Daredevil did.

[@Jampolo_OG]

Thank Odin for penalty clauses

[@Bella-yq3yt]

“I’m just your everyday marvel universe neighborhood Spider-Man!” 😂

[@Zwijger]

The part with Quicksilver was what I thought after seeing the movie as well, it was so stupid he sacrificed himself when he could've just picked up the bullets and move them away, we saw just how slow even a bullet moves for him earlier in the movie.

[@TMX1138]

CrazyOrc They parodied the scene again in How X-Men Apocalypse Should Have Ended.

[@Zwijger]

TMX1138 That doesn't change what I thought about his death in the movie though.

[@irvingramirez2335]

thats how quicksilver's powers are xmen OPed the fuck out of him

[@ricardoalves9605]

A minigun shoots way faster than your average hand gun, thats why he got shot

[@ghostviper8906]

To be fair i think x men owns the rights to quicksilver and marvel owns the rights to scarlet witch

[@grapz2245]

Captain America's shield is made of Vibrainium, Hawkeye's shield is made of Quicksilver.

[@samcollins7922]

Nice

[@ThePrinceofElPaso]

Dude that's cold

[@XElintocableX]

Grapz224 Genius.

[@Pands1031]

OI THAT'S MAI LINE!! (Not really my boyfriend told me it so technically it's his ;P)

[@jayblade2000]

Grapz224 YOU DID NOT HOW DARE YOU

[@nexusshark]

This Quick Silver wasn't as fast as Peter in X-Men.

[@shinshun6140]

No shit, Sherlock. You must be fun at parties.

[@nexusshark]

Shin Shun I don't go to parties.

[@SickAssApp]

Hey me too!

[@thelegitimateequator674]

nexusshark his name is pietro for the last time!!!!!

[@nexusshark]

+The Legitimate Equator, I KNOW what his name is. And what do you mean "for the last time"? I can't remember you having ever talked to me before. Unless this is the first AND last time you're wasting my time.

[@TheAerykalyn]

Batman:you are gonna bleed. Superman:you mean just like your parents! That had me dying with laughter DYING!

[@santrelldolino1102]

Like Batman’s parents?

[@justayeet5905]

Santrell Dolino whoa there.. that was pretty great

[@randomkris1767]

Like the Kryptonians?

[@Sirenhound]

Martha?

[@nont18411]

At least his parents still had blood to bleed. Kal’s parent just got vaporized.

[@theblackfantasyauthor8604]

Lol batman trying to flirt with Scarlet Witch so hilarious

[@shayneslysvester7162]

Ikr

[@themoon-sj5rr]

Jaylon Martin lol

[@tremordusk]

He totally failed, she didn't want any of it XD

[@garrusvalkerian2212]

Because I,m afraid of bats

[@tobluetoblack]

Let's see if we can finish this "What Why are you stopping?"

[@trell092685]

"WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING?"

[@MrJackrp1995]

Yea are we not stopping???

[@tobluetoblack]

"Of Course not!"

[@MrJackrp1995]

"Oh ok" (continues blasting)

[@idkwhat2writeheresoummcall142]

"I stopped because I'm premature ejaculator, don't like it? Get the fuck out of my house bitch."

[@male-q2i]

Ultron: Son of a... Captain America: Language! *Holds shield*

[@kyankoh2991]

During the runaway train scene, I was expecting Thomas the tank engine to appear.

[@MrRolyat98]

Kyan Koh seems a little unlikely. I think you’re confusing Sokovia with Sodor.

[@yeahmike3847]

Kyan Koh That happened in the next movie lol

[@joshuasianturi1332]

Is that sword art online ost?

[@SamueITan]

Ultron : "Son of a .... " Capt. America : "Language!"

[@leviheichou1892]

ultron:son of a b- cap:language! *boooom!! *

[@banaanipassifin4159]

You looking for this?

[@christopherramsey7027]

0:48 Damn it Sony, you took way too long to make that deal

[@dhruvgirgenti8268]

Christopher Ramsey they got him in the end and it’s been pretty great so far so I’m fine with how long it took

[@micheal5117]

two years

[@Josearnaldomanuel2]

I think vision is more of a counterpart to martian manhunter than superman

[@xyoist]

True, hyperion and sentry are supermans counterparts

[@thestrongestwarriorfortrut9392]

Martian Manhunter X Red Tornado

[@MasterEsreveer]

yep

[@SirChivalRegal]

Yes, he definitely is.

[@TheArcSet]

@Follower, Isn't sentry vastly more powerful than most supermen & supergirls.

[@mettatonex7221]

Why are you here, Falcon?! You did nothing to help the Avengers that entire movie! You just showed up to a party, then thought you could sneak into the team at the end!

[@Mysticgamer]

He probably was still looking for Bucky...gotta have him for civil war after all.

[@alejandromedrano-martinez1408]

Mysticgamer hulk already found him in HISHE Winter Soldier

[@mulatomboxe]

Ultron 5 They probably cut him cause the movie was already too long

[@rudya.b.4371]

Maybe he too busy fighting an Ant...

[@dreueew125]

Rudy Betancourt I understood that reference!

[@colewalls106]

"Plunge with all your hatred"

[@rippetoe38]

Cole Walls lol

[@Vardy-ss3rp]

HISHE:"marvel universe spider-man" Sony:I'm gonna ruin this channels whole career

[@Ben82077]

"Those are my children!"

[@thelonetacoj6487]

Ben Geiger And we are called mutants!

[@tigergamer998]

+Ben Geiger i agree wit hyou completely

[@justs_]

Imagine a fight between Magneto and Iron Man. The fight won't last a second 😂😂😂

[@brandonac45gaming]

They did tony made a suit made without metal XD

[@brandonac45gaming]

+The Epic Miner idk

[@davidgreen1484]

Magneto can't manipulate the alloy in Ironman's suit

[@kazure93]

doesn't it say in iron man "It's more of a titanium alloy but has a nice ring to it"?

[@Epic_Amir_Hamza]

+Hey, David Here In the comics he can manipulate all form of Metal and all forms of Magnetism. But the films nerffed Magneto to only Ferros Metals/Ferromagnetism so theu have a way to encarcerate him without the plot hole of a plastic prison thay requires electricity to operate (as all electrical appliances contain metal).

[@AbsintheFather]

So is no one gonna talk about the dead parents joke Superman made?

[@neontime8507]

Couldn't have batman just brought up Jor El, Lara Lor Van, or Jonathan Kent.

[@branphillips9546]

Noah Dividaurri Eh, it was too easy. Not really worth it if it isn't fun, plus Superman copes a lot better with grief....sometimes....kind of....

[@xiang5814]

Batman should have replied with "so did your whole damn planet"

[@NoodlesWithLipstick]

Bran Phillips Cough Injustice Cough

[@VampireGirl5039]

To ourselves

[@shrimp_playing_a_flute]

ThOsE TwO aRe Ma ChIlDrEN Scarlett whitch: WaT?

[@OrangeHand]

Vision is green!

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Technically it's more of a dark teal

[@moongem4489]

***** do I sense a red vs blue reference?

[@groundbreaker91]

***** You sir, get a thumbs up for that ^_^

[@somethingfunny2199]

Was that a Red vs Blue reference Death?

[@FrameGame]

IOwnTheSpire This new version of Vision may be a combination of the original vision and Red Tornado combined!

[@aksantitshibambuyi1248]

Batman "he's gonna bleed" Superman "you mean just like your parents?" The guy has no chill snapping necks and bringing Bruce parents in an argument that just cold 😔😂

[@jaredvr]

"These two are my children .. and we are called MUTANTES"

[@ultrainstinct8485]

The subtitles are the best. "makes Thor noises"

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

That Civil War reference tho... xD

[@LaptopGamingDude]

"I think that sounds kinda cool"

[@sirquentinross6696]

That Batman V Superman reference though

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

Sir'Quentin Ross truth!

[@DarkReaper357]

FloppyFlapjak It does, right?

[@therealestnuggito]

If Magneto was in the MCU then Pietro and Wanda could have called their dad and he could have killed Ultron easily since Ultron is magnetic

[@abishekrajpandey8691]

Ultron is made of vibranium ..non magnetic

[@redpandazoologic2731]

What I don’t get is why Wanda didn’t make the massive Ultronball?

[@lomitg9631]

Wanda could have easily done the same thing too.

[@teodorghinea425]

@@abishekrajpandey8691 Magneto apparently can control any metal, magnetic or not

[@aloysha7723]

@@teodorghinea425 can he control and lift mjolnir? 🤔

[@painepunk8947]

I can watch a movie of Superman and Batman talking in the cafe all day. Make a movie!!! Lol

[@karantolani]

Paine Yang I agree

[@jamesmalone2007]

Paine Yang Or jut a 10 hour clip of batman talking to groot?

[@Dreadjaws]

Paine Yang I wish Batman v Superman was about that instead of its actual plot. I'd probably watch it every day until they retire it from theaters.

[@aadarshapaudel7343]

Paine Yang i think HISHE must build a whole movie of superman and batman cafe movie or just make remake for batman v superman animated :D

[@thepayne7862]

Aadarsha Paudel Yeah exactly they are sitting in the cafe while all the action is going on outside behind them, that would be a fantastic movie, I would love to watch that.

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

I REALLY love the remake of "time in a bottle" lol.

[@dbc8899]

Yes

[@stoagymahalo5268]

3:20 is probably your best scene ever.

[@hanni692]

stoagy mahalo yeah!😂

[@poppop7822]

stoagy mahalo 👍

[@astra2647]

Just Batman going"ITS ALL TERRİFİENG!!!!" Just killed me

[@samuelsurfboard9887]

Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielclark241]

lol and he still holds onto the mug!

[@PJ-jb5bm]

I think Super-Man needs an eye exam Vision aint blue

[@CryptiKPsycho]

Thought the same thing.

[@appleseed2933]

He has dark turquoise spots

[@TheBeastr]

Maybe Superman is colour blind?

[@nikanasaridze8333]

He is more like green

[@1aundulxaldin]

Age of Ultron.... fun movie. Didn't measure up to the first Avengers, but it was passable. Civil War actually did surpass both movies.

[@aidankoch4868]

Agreed

[@davidgreen1484]

Greed

[@judesantos8120]

+Hey, David Here island

[@AppleBiscuits]

Civil War is set on the stupid pretense that two old geezers could even pose a slight threat to a flying laser-shooting billionaire.

[@tamimrehman5915]

Fuck you

[@RenfieldFett]

I feel like after today's Wandavision episode 5, some of this HISHE with magneto, spiderman, and xmen Quicksilver just became much more likely to happen 😂😂

[@jinhunterslay1638]

1:31 ~ Oh god....my thoughts exactly when I saw how they simply killed off QuickSilver like that

[@Odwer]

1:30 Hawkeye died because of WHIIPLAASSHH...

[@user-nc5wc7dh7l]

+Odωεя You didn't just spoil Civil War did you?

[@Odwer]

***** havent seen civil war :D but in X-Men quicksilver always puts his hand behind the head so peoples necks wont break when he goes so fast.. but in that he didnt so hawkeye got whiplash :D

[@thefactspherefromportal2740]

+Odωεя he probably held his head still when he moved him and the child. XD

[@DhDeadMan]

WHIIP LAAASH...

[@Donut001]

Odwer q

[@user-ku9bm1yt3b]

“ does anyone know how to stop a runaway train ? “ “ i got it just your friendly neighbourhood marvel universe spider man ! “ Gets me every time 😂😂

[@yrsabakker3554]

Marvel universe 😥

[@EVC_789]

Magneto Entry Was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I Love Magneto So Much!!!

[@sammorris4722]

Could Magneto lift Thor's hammer? Like, not with physical hand-to-hammer contact, but using his power to lift the metal and move it about?

[@alinac0hen]

no he's probably not worthy

[@rebekahsegun8319]

The Invisible Woman can form a forcefield round it and make it float. Magneto could probably do the same.

[@laurenm354]

No He is not worthy

[@laurenm354]

No He is not worthy

[@kianwhittle]

He did in the comics he moved it with the magnetic force around it

[@son0fnel]

Finally Thanos gets off his purple ass and actually does something. Marvel now have such a huge expectation to live up to after building him up for that long, I wonder who will direct that one.

[@bloop1100]

nelson kaboots Same directors as Civil War and Winter Soldier: The Russo brothers.

[@noahbickett3365]

The Russo brothers. They directed captain America the winter soldier. They're also directing the 3rd captain America as well. And avengers 3 is split into 2 parts. Part 1 comes out may 2018, part 2 comes out in May 2019. Seems like May is the month where most superhero movies come out. Lol

[@Adamatronamus]

nelson kaboots What the -hell- is Thanos doing out of his chair? He needs to just sit back and do some evil contemplating.

[@SebasTorron]

+nelson kaboots MICHAEL BAY!

[@bowserfriend]

+SebasTorrón boom

[@alyceinsd123]

THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE WHERE BATMAN DOERN SAY BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

At the beginning

[@taleishagooden8592]

The other half is on the other episode :)

[@oliver7661]

Shusssshhhhhh!!!!

[@Sam_-xz6cr]

in the beginning

[@sicarius4749]

He also didn't say it during the teaser

[@TheDeathmail]

You know... I love the fact that even with time reversing, Batman was STILL able to complete his sentence. He was basically immune to the destruction of the world (and an attack powerful enough to knock back Superman) AND the reversal of time...

[@FarkasAbel91]

Superman: You mean, just like your parents? (Martha)

[@darthvader538]

suuuuuuuuuure, cause Marta is both his parents

[@FarkasAbel91]

Darth Vader One of them was, and that was the point. Are you just trying to pick a fight with me? It's not going to work.

[@FarkasAbel91]

Darth Vader Like Shmi Skywalker?

[@darthvader538]

Ábel Farkas ohhh you getting mad bra?

[@FarkasAbel91]

Darth Vader (This is the point where we'd need a third person to interrupt)

[@pritijabalpure8470]

Cap : No one wants a civil war . Right? Everyone: Yeah of course .We are Freind's. Tony: Well that sounds kinda cool.

[@apexshinchan1064]

They predicted it before civil war but how?

[@harperharper6343]

Quicksilver: "I just got here"

[@sweetchoerrylove1408]

@@apexshinchan1064 The comics

[@sohzhenshern7111]

Anyone who watches part one will know why batman just shout "BATMAN" for no reason

[@lilfoot8348]

lol

[@JackFlicks]

+Ryan Pham it was unnecessary to explain

[@pamforgas]

Batman lesson learned don't mess with me.. Batman: NO DO YOU KNOW WHY? *Shoots spell at him* Batman:BEACUSE I'M.. AFRAID OF BATSS!! BATS EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF ME!

[@mocisaac4275]

1:28 - 1:40 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!

[@adariusb]

I believe they didn't want to make him as powerful and they just needed someone to kill off.

[@mrm64]

Exactly!

[@MoXfy_Milling]

but his sister should be able to bring him back to life