How Three Hitman Speedrunners Executed An Impossible Kill

[@limland2255]

My favorite part is when he said, “HITMAN HORSE”. Having my headphones accidentally out, my parents heard this and when they found I was an Atrioc sub they promptly kicked me out to the street.

[@effbar2400]

Based parents

[@Nyrd_YT]

@@effbar2400 I was literally gonna type the same reply verbatim

[@shm0n3y]

ur parents are the most sane linkus viewers

[@weloveabdul]

Relatable

[@lighting7508]

This reads like a tyler1 comment

[@layla_solomon]

That was so fucking funny, the contrast between aspecticor's failure and atrioc's success

[@annoy4nce648]

The failure that should've succeeded and the success that should have failed

[@WyattUTFT]

I love how hitman horse is the same name still being used for a completely different game lol

[@BalldoTM]

as someone who has just started watching this series since last episode.... im so confused about the name! where did it come from/how did it start? I thought HORSE was a basketball trick-shot game lol? also....how did Linkus meetup & become pals with Atrioic? Ive been a fan since his ww runs but i didnt know he knew big A? :o

[@shrub_]

@@BalldoTM to answer the linkus bit, they met through a minecraft challenge thing where they were paired up against lud/simply and stanz/smallant iirc

[@roblowe2714]

@@BalldoTM it was because they were given a time limit to make a contract, then the person who couldnt beat it in the best time was the loser, which is kinda loosely maybe connected to HORSE? linkus and atrioc met after atrioc taught linkus how to speedrun hitman because he wanted to make more hitman content and tie speedrunning more into his channel, if i remember correctly

[@Gorbgorbenson]

@@BalldoTM they had a different way to play the game, which is where the name came from. The exact rules are eluding me. But Big A was the originator of the suit only trilogy speedrun (or one of the first to do it), so naturally he is a part of the community. He started playing with Linkus a while back and Aspecticor was a recent addition. He was a viewer of Atrioc and became a speedrunner on his own.

[@samberry9926]

@@BalldoTM the original game is called hit man horse because the goal of the basketball game is for one person to create a shot and the other person has to do it and in hitman horse they create a contract and the others have to beat it

[@skwerrul6516]

The flashback after he said it wasn't an accident was so perfect I was thinking of the exact same scene

[@noThankyou-g5c]

Is this from an older vod than previous hitman horse vids? cause none of them knew about the molotov strat in this one

[@rREC]

@@noThankyou-g5c i think so yeah

[@KingGlizzard]

@@noThankyou-g5c Can't be, he's in his new house in the vid, but the old one in the flashback.

[@noThankyou-g5c]

@@KingGlizzard ….the timelines corrupted 😳

[@unbekant585]

@@noThankyou-g5c Should be a few days after the new map came out, since the molo came with it.

[@ironwoodkid9577]

Aspecticor: meticulously planned, fucked up at the last second Atrioc: fuck it we ball - somehow wins

[@rtasva]

The whole second half of Atriocs final run was literally some Mister Bean type shenanigans

[@vinny9256]

Actual Looney Tunes run

[@notme8232]

Literally how I play Metal Gear Solid

[@StrengthScholar0]

Clutch doesn't even begin to sum up how insane this was. You didn't even have the key card so you blew up the door with two guards directly behind it and still didn't get caught like an absolute champion.

[@johnsontheguy5177]

Video ever made, even watching it when it got posted 15 seconds ago. Truly one of the most videos ever.

[@Endermanifest]

Comment ever made, even reading it when it got posted 13 minutes ago. Truly one of the most comments ever.

[@snotnoodles9751]

@@nickverratti7678 the reply ever even reading it when it got posted in 45 seconds. truly one of the most reply ever.

[@drcarby38]

@@nickverratti7678 one of the reply’s to a reply to a comment ever made even reading it 1 min after posted. Truly one of the most reply’s to a reply to a comment ever.

[@yedoom]

I would hope it's one of the videos ever made. I am watching it

[@zach4279]

This is such a comment thread. Truly one of the comment threads I have ever seen

[@vedaryan334]

This was insane . I had the whole seat but I only used it's edge throughout the video

[@valentinmathelin]

This is an awesome comment

[@vedaryan334]

@@valentinmathelin this comment is "inspired" (read : yoinked) from a comment I read millions of years ago somewhere I don't remember

[@K..C]

This video really had me on the edge of my seat too! perchance

[@guest273]

@@K..C Perchance.

[@Echo-tl7wh]

@@guest273 You can't just say "Perchance"

[@rhinoquakes8395]

This might be a high thought but these Hitman Speedruns are how action in the Hitman movies should've been. Agent 47 making cool kills and narrowly avoiding capture with an element of campiness from the unbelievably unaware NPCs

[@ollieols3418]

This stream was hilarious to catch live. The complete chaos of the final run made it all worth it

[@Frogan..]

one of the streams ever made

[@IndirectCogs]

They're patching out the Molotov accident kill, if they haven't already. Very interesting to see what might be the last usage of that specific strat.

[@johnthomas137]

I wish they'd go back in as a group and see how fast they can get combining strats. Could be a finale race or something content-wise, but their final review talk always leads to better ideas

[@tomfonseca4997]

I was waiting for him to see that the Molotov is indeed not an accident anymore but ig this was before the latest update

[@rhymesmcfist900]

Watching this live was the most exciting night of my life thus far.

[@hei7846]

Sadge

[@SuperAwesomeHobo]

This is my favorite series on youtube. Please keep doing these forever!

[@prebenkul]

this series is the goat. I for sure want to see more of this good content!

[@csr050]

How Three Top Hitman Players Approach The Same Kill

[@BananamanGOW]

Fav video by far. Watched the whole thing!

[@lukeh9300]

Editors went ham with the music on this one 🔥🔥

[@sakalaath]

No, that's just in the stream, not edited in 😂

[@m_isho]

Ey, Atrioc, please do a VR special HORSE if possible. It would be pure comedy to watch with you three.

[@FreePheoniix]

Awesome video, can't wait for the next horse

[@eduguerrero6601]

It kinda feels weird watching a hitman horse vid without the povs of linkus and aspecticors

[@qstua11]

Hitman horse is my favourite thing on KZbin. I think it’s because of the skill needed and also the silliness of some of the things in hitman.

[@nouche]

For that door before exiting, wouldn’t the nearby crowbar have worked just fine?

[@Burfid]

Imagine if agent 47 had Atrioc's attitude when receiving the contracts. "Wait he's In the consolate!" "Look how many witnesses there are!"

[@soul-5]

nothing gives me more joy than these fellas playing hitman

[@ManOfParody]

The funny thing is that they called it the "casual player" strat, but only a really good hitman player could've salvaged that run and made that many quick decisions to salvage it. Like seeing a glimpse of a propane tank and instinctively knowing to use it to blow open the doors.

[@spectacularlysentimental]

No way Atrioc beat Aspecticor with that strat. Absolutely hilarious stuff! Keep making more! This is the best episode of HITMAN H.O.R.S.E. yet!!!

[@randomshotz13]

Did I watch the full vod when it came out yes, did I watch this whole vid anyway, yes, do I regret it, absolutely NOT! top 10 clutches of the decade

[@Joats]

Cool vid hopefully yall have time one day to some contract generation on stream like the first few

[@DoubleWinning]

going for the throat within the first 15 seconds, i love it

[@jacob00white]

The title sounds like the title to an essay a sociopathic 6th grader wrote for school when not asked to

[@interstate8436]

Rezandchill you got me so messed up putting the whole clip in there LMFAO

[@browndoggaming44]

I was just saying yesterday that I wanted more Hitman horse and here it is

[@Arcjaw]

6:23 at this very moment, the light left his eyes

[@elderyaag3534]

This was so good. Watched the whole vod and it was so much fun.

[@warneby9892]

Song is Torn Flesh - Karl Casey

[@Grimphoenix6969]

I love how he already knows what's up and has to pretend

[@K..C]

4:28, You've heard of the Glizzy-handed Glarketer, and the Coffee Cow, but have you ever heard of the Hitman-Horse? Do we have a new name for Big A?

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk]

Yesterday I was waiting for the bus when a scrawny pale kid came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts. I curled up on the ground in pain when he threw a hot dog onto me and said "glizzy gang runs these streets" before scootering away.

[@TreeFrogOnATree]

2:39 ikr why does this dude insist of pretending he couldn't also do a triple cartwheel reverse backup up there too

[@emnersonn]

“what is… hitman horse”

[@kuribro443]

To end the run Atrioc HAD to T-Bag Lulu. You gotta do what you gotta do.

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

I'd hate to die by a molotov being accidentally thrown at me and burning me alive.

[@daemonblough]

hitman walking

[@dullapple]

So if linkus fiber wired the fiber wire guy, and then runs out and throws a malitov in that's 2 kills, and then you snip the guy on the roof and get to evac, so long as the sniped guy isn't found

[@BEEF_FEEB]

i love hitman horse so much, i genuinely get excited when i see a new one

[@SirGrimGamer]

Hitman Horse is my favorite series by Atrioc and the boiz. Please keep them coming, Big A!

[@team4star1]

This is why we stand by the glizzy gladiator

[@adamgregory6115]

Thank you for showing the full run!

[@b1rdBniCE]

really wish we got more hitman content. love atrioc on this game.

[@Scarstarify]

can’t wait to see this clip in the 2022 gaming montage w

[@JohnDoe-hj9fh]

6 foot 5? There ain't no way agent 47 is anything above 6 foot

[@danecerney2588]

Galaxy 2 music at the beginning is absolutely goated!

[@peachposting]

Aspecticores run was nuts holy. Unlucky on the body find

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

Atrioc's game running in those cinematic 30 fps with motion blur enabled. Great viewing experience.

[@tmas47]

October 6th patch they fixed the Molotov. It's no longer an accident kill. Doesn't matter if a target dies by flames.

[@zachshaw6072]

Love the gen 4 Pokémon music in the background nice touch

[@NotNathan04]

Loved every second of this entire video that I watched

[@TheEverythingGuy-d6e]

Hitman is my absolutely favorite thing you post

[@bonnablesgorkidopangpangpa8712]

I fucking love your Hitman HORSE videos. Dont stop making them!

[@ninhdang1106]

"Molotov is accident kill?" *cries in latest patch*

[@5a1ntt.00]

my favorite moment was when Brandon “Atrioc G.H. Coffee Cow“ said its horsing time and horsed all over the place

[@Nyrd_YT]

truly an epic moment in hitman horse history

[@chillarypuff]

this was the first thing I watched this morning and my volume was all the way up when atrioc screamed "hitman horse" 🥴🥴🥴

[@Pokemonlin99]

The newest Hitman patch got rid of the Molotov's broken flame accident kills, an end of an era really

[@sebastianmorris9670]

NEEEEEED more Hitman Horse !

[@Swissswoosher]

11:39 scared the shit out of me. Almost dropped my phone 😂😂

[@jrdnanitsua]

was waiting for the "elusive" till I realized wrong hitman video, Yes Atrioc!

[@GirlDotJpeg]

HITMAN horse

[@Funny_Man_bruh]

Bro my dumbass was like, "what, isn't this a reupload" because i watched it live on stream

[@Crispypanda-]

My favorite content from you😃keep it up Atrioc and keep doing hitman horse

[@devaughnt8096]

One of the best series on YT

[@atomato5378]

Ay man shout out to Big Weenis. We miss ya homie.

[@TheMistaCow]

You gotta start using the Agent 47 VA saying "What is Hitman Horse?" in these 100%

[@Rocksolid1716]

I would love to see you guys work together at the end to get a crazy fast time

[@CQchaos7474]

Started randomly getting these videos in my recommended. Not disappointed and I don't even play these games.

[@IanMcBride]

I've never touched a hitman game but I always watch these videos. Super entertaining!

[@westoff1235]

Hitman is fun because the creativity people come up with. Awesome!

[@Squilfinator]

"So anyways I started blasting" 💀

[@jacoblaney5106]

The Glarketer with the Glammy Glizzies Glikes again

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Should've kept the name Hitman Swimming tbf

[@Quandari]

HITMAAAAAAAAN HORSE

[@meatsauce12]

my thoughts exactly

[@charlieodom7557]

Love these videos man

[@undeadmatrix4]

Those 18 min flew by. Great video

[@squirrelnation7616]

Love the hit man videos. Thanks so much

[@block3d881]

While I love the creativty that goes into those video, imagine the amazing content that would come from playing demolish & build 3 excavator Horse...? You should try it!

[@KOBMattYT]

im liking just for the buzzer beater clutch, effing insane

[@fatmonkygaming]

HITMAAAAAAN PONY... wait no wrong animal

[@jakubsedlacek3694]

hitman content is goated

[@ADeadMagikarp]

Hyped for more hitman content

[@elfpuffs1353]

Love this hopefully you do more

[@luisfelip1363]

we need more hitman horse

[@Tewi7Inaba]

Hitman H.O.R.S.E is the BEST thing ever that has happened to hitman

[@CinceTheDay]

killed by accidental misplaced molotov cocktail - happens all the time!

[@icyvampire1]

this is such good content keep giving me hitman content big A

[@gunnerdown]

Every time I play hit man my games go exactly like atriocs, I make a plan, everything starts to go to shit, I cover it, I hope nobody else realizes while I continue, usually this happens with every target though so the entire mission is like his last minute

[@spencerbrown1182]

Awesome editing @rezandchill

[@charlielewington8015]

So happy when I see a hitman upload

[@CrispinCrites]

Very hype, can’t wait to see more hitman