I definitely read this as "Alice is the best uncle ever."
@sammyj08253 жыл бұрын
@@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 me too lmao
@somethingelse91769 жыл бұрын
I want Hank for an uncle now. Also, depending on Alice's decision about whether or not to have a private life, I'd love to see her reaction to this at some point. That would probably be adorable.
@anthological21178 жыл бұрын
Everybody wants Hank for an uncle. Vlogbrothers should start a rent-an-uncle system so that WE CAN HAVE THESE WONDERFUL NERDY UNCLES!
@eddaeugenianewball50804 жыл бұрын
@@anthological2117 there´s a Patreon in wich you can have that but not in the literal way ;)
@wheezywaiter11 жыл бұрын
Whoa, at first I was like, he just said my name! Then I was like, duh, it's a KZbin video, he's not talking to me. Then I was like, oh crap, he is talking to me! I'm supposed to make a video on Tuesday! Well, it's been fun, but now I better go get to work.
@felipevitorino77458 жыл бұрын
Hank, you should watch this one again. (:
@aaronl228 жыл бұрын
Felipe Vitorino +
@lunastartsfires612211 жыл бұрын
Hank and John are both amazing people and so are their families, end of story!:D
@epic-concept10 жыл бұрын
And I kept wondering - where did my little kid got all that weird behaviour from? Now I know - apparently, he sneaked on KZbin and listened to Hank's advice.
@JatPhenshllem2 жыл бұрын
No dude, I don't think that's.... you know what? We'll take it your way
@mayah54539 жыл бұрын
You are officially just about the coolest uncle anybody could ever have. I wish my relatives were this cool! DFTBA!!
@aletheiaverite9 жыл бұрын
"good morning john, and good morning alice." good morning hank!!
@cjripley3211 жыл бұрын
This is so clever. And adorable. I love it.
@TheCaitlynStark11 жыл бұрын
"Be careful with your cute, it is extremely potent." Love this!
@blaise49818 жыл бұрын
"Cry. Just cry in all of those situations."
@meetaverma83724 жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough, I'm a 22 year old, and that's still how it is
@vega60254 жыл бұрын
Meeta Verma I feel that
@namewithay4 жыл бұрын
It's my method for getting through 2020
@embrio.11 жыл бұрын
One of the best vlogbros videos i have seen in a long while! Partially because it was so humorously inspirational, but also because it made me feel like a genuine baby for 3-and-a-half minutes.
@ashleycaveda9 жыл бұрын
I hope the way that paralyzed people get to walk again is by wearing huge robot suits so that I can become Mecha Ashley.
@joshuahadams9 жыл бұрын
There's a company working on that. Unfortunately, the exoskeleton is called HAL, as in HAL 9000.
@loveeelucy11 жыл бұрын
I'm going to become an aunt soon as my first nephew is due to be born in 8 weeks and listening to this video put the biggest grin on my face you could possibly imagine!
@nehathejedi49627 жыл бұрын
Who's hallucinating now Hank?😂
@avengethestarks11 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking how cool it's going to be for Henry and Alice to see these videos when they get old enough to be curious about them. They are going to know their Uncle Hank and their dad on such a different level than they already know them as their family members, seeing their thoughts and passions and interests throughout however many years these vlogs continue. That's so cool! What an amazing and unique opportunity, as well as a tool to help them imagine their father and uncle complexly.
@BeakerInShortShorts10 жыл бұрын
Hank, you made me tear up. Your turn with the babies. Do it for mankind (and you, it's so hard but so worth it).
@vampieofsavannie10 жыл бұрын
Yes. Motion closed.
@truboo42689 жыл бұрын
+BeakerInShortShorts The Hankatherine baby. What would the kid's name be?
@jameskong38949 жыл бұрын
+Bryan Cotto Angie. Short for Anglerfish.
@waynejohnson17868 жыл бұрын
+Bryan Cotto Kevin, Jeff.... Bob
@sheaelliott9428 жыл бұрын
He and the Katherine are expecting!! Finally, it's taken many years but finally, he will be a father too! Be prepared for November, that's when they are expecting their child to be born! I'm so happy and excited, I may cry. :)
@rosesinthegard3n11 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I've watched since my cat died. Thank you for making me smile again, Hank. You've always been pretty good at all that but now is really the time to thank you for it.
@Mumble78511 жыл бұрын
I bet John feels loved right now. xD He's very appreciative of you telling his baby to cry nonstop and cause him sleep-deprived hallucinations. Somebody needs to show Alice this when she's around 13. (And maybe film the reaction. xD)
@lb79411 жыл бұрын
this video seems like it would be pointless because why would we need to know how to be a baby but then you watch it and you still learn a bunch of things. I found myself nodding in agreement and thinking "oh how interesting" but it was also good to get a small update on Alice and see Hank's excitement about his niece. Congrats John and Sarah! Congrats Henry! You now have the older brother role. And welcome to the world, Alice! You have a wonderful family.
@1224chrisng8 жыл бұрын
Alice Green , Should Be Olive Green
@chriskix8 жыл бұрын
that is just delightful. ^_^
@geepersweepers31844 жыл бұрын
Or Lime Green
@NerdyBlurbs11 жыл бұрын
I started watching vlogbrothers from the very first brotherhood 2.0 video and I have now done it, I have finally caught up to their current videos. Wow, that only took a few weeks! Can't wait to see all the awesome that is created from this community now that I get to experience it in real time.
@eddiesaltgrate55368 жыл бұрын
Good Morning Orin!
@PogieJoe11 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy for all the Greens. :) What a lovely brilliant talented family! Also: I am crazy-mega-excited for Craig's guest appearance. :D
@nezumichat11 жыл бұрын
Henry and Alice are such beautiful names! I always thought I would like to name my daughter Alice ^_^
@megacrazy0411 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I know why exactly, but this video is among my favorite vlogbrothers videos ever - I just smile the whole time I'm watching. Welcome to the world, Alice. I wish you all the smiles, laughter, and inevitable embarrassment that will come from your wonderful father and uncle. DFTBA
@tavabeingtava73519 жыл бұрын
lets play a game. the next time you see hank touch his glasses take shots. Of milk. Or coffee. Since I am still underage
@elroyscout8 жыл бұрын
*Dies of alcohol poisoning
@mihikapendharkar69206 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice until now
@VivianJade11 жыл бұрын
I just noticed how freaking amazing Hank's voice sounds. Seriously, you sound SO good.
@Nicoratboy8 жыл бұрын
I just remembered little Alice will have periods and to that I say good luck
@Nicoratboy4 жыл бұрын
@@lijohnyoutube101 it’s true
@Nicoratboy4 жыл бұрын
@@lijohnyoutube101 wait I wrote this 4 years ago and according to ty you commented 2 days ago. Why ?
@Nicoratboy4 жыл бұрын
@@lijohnyoutube101 wow this video is making its rounds
@Nicoratboy4 жыл бұрын
@@lijohnyoutube101 because it’s a thing that happens? I was probably on my period when I wrote this .
@Nicoratboy4 жыл бұрын
@@lijohnyoutube101 because it is
@danayaseen64711 жыл бұрын
This was really good. Like science and poetry at the same time. You are fantastic Hank! Alice is really lucky to have John as her father and you as her uncle :)
@staceysalvilla781410 жыл бұрын
Best uncle evuuurrrrr. C:
@Tatt1711 жыл бұрын
I can't help but think that these are really tips for a baby that is taken care of properly. I know it's dark, but i think of all the newborns around the world who are born and NOT fed or swaddled or cuddled, and it's true. On a lighter note this was a sweet sentiment for your niece, one that she will appreciate and show her just how loved she is. :) congrats, woo welcome baby Alice!
@berwanderer736011 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the "Who the eff is Craig?" comments but most nerdfighters know who he is. lol
@supervoid265110 жыл бұрын
Nah, those are on John's videos because he addresses them to this freaky hank thing. Not that Hank is freaky, unless you count freaking awesome!
@truboo42689 жыл бұрын
+Ber Wanderer Who the eff is Craig?
@zayrharodriguez11 жыл бұрын
One of the best videos. I hope one day Alice watches this video a completely understands what you were trying to say.
@ApplesareDopeable10 жыл бұрын
XxD u r the best flipping Uncle ever
@AlwaysAllieB11 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Alice, as a young adult, to see this. She'll appreciate it and all of its sass!
@Steelerfan34511 жыл бұрын
Lmao this was on my recommended list. Video title: How To Be a Baby Properly Upload date: 9 Months Ago
@KarinaHunter11 жыл бұрын
First time I've ever watched your channel (got here from KZbinrs React) and absolutely LOVE-IT! THis has got to be THE best gift for any new parents (or rather their new bundle of joy via them) EVER!!! Wishing I new some expecant Mothers/Fathers right now So I could forward this to them as HIGH PRIORITY - AWESOME, HILARIOUS, DEEP just really great! Thanks for doing what you do... Now I must go, time to investigate the rest of your channel - hope it's all this good!
@madelyncrew507011 жыл бұрын
i think i like Hank better than John....im not saying i dont like you John but i kinda like hank better :)
@DowningJ8211 жыл бұрын
You are a great uncle Hank! Loved this video
@leahtrachtenberg986811 жыл бұрын
That got deep
@denysecohen429311 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, among laughter nonetheless, I was tearing up. Congrats on being an uncle, Hank!
@sefumax11 жыл бұрын
I'm always surprised that Hank is always so able to turn these hilarious videos into something deep and meaningful.
@acm99711 жыл бұрын
That intro is why I'm so happy about them choosing the name Alice. My name's Alice and now I get to feel like they're talking directly to me!
@isthisjasmin11 жыл бұрын
:) Oh dear I'm so happy for them! Alice really is somewhat a new beacon of hope for the future. With such an awesome family she and Henry will be the most made of awesome children of this new generation :) Also Hank: I doubt we'll ever forget about John, although we all alrteady miss him terribly and we definitely feel his absence. DFTBA
@mimb203611 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine growing up in this kind of a family. All of these amazing youtubers as your surrogate aunts and uncles, having a legacy of Nerdfighteria. You've got videos waiting to be watched before you can even walk! These are some lucky children :)
@MsSunshine63311 жыл бұрын
It made my heart hurt when he didn't say, "John, I'll see you on Tuesday."
@TheMichellemadison11 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy how hank laughs at johns pain. Idk why it makes everything that much better
@TheSherlockjb11 жыл бұрын
Just found your site and have devoted too much time to it. One thing I want to point out is how connected the youtube community is! You guys reference CGP Grey several times and he is another youtuber I follow and I recently found out that he put a video by swoozie06 in one of his favorite collections. Just like that my three favorite youtubers (is there a better term? youtube artists, videomakers or what?) are that connected. Thanks for remembering to be awesome!
@HannahAckermann11 жыл бұрын
I love learning stuff every time I watch your videos, Hank! Also this is really cute and funny. :)
@NanaV7311 жыл бұрын
I think Hank's first videos to John's children are two of my favorite videos. ^^ You're such a good uncle, Hank. :)
@LaurenFairwx11 жыл бұрын
Hank, you are brilliant! I very much enjoyed this video... it was smart and funny and wonderful. Also, thanks for wearing my shirt!
@jaabel24911 жыл бұрын
To John, Congrats with your new baby! Your thankful follower, Jose
@MsEvaonAir11 жыл бұрын
I'm sure John is absolutely delighted with all this advice. Especially the crying part.
@GaylyLiving4 жыл бұрын
Living for old vlog brothers video right now. A tiny glimpse of joy in 2020!
@paradewithanm11 жыл бұрын
I love John's baby names. Henry and Alice are just so... him. They're known but not super popular anymore. I think they're perfect. My siblings and I all have gaelic names (Ronan, Mairead, Kiernan, Eamon) so they're usually new to people we meet, and that's nice, but I think the simplicity of John's are spot on. I think he should make a video about naming children.
@TestorshiaTheeOne11 жыл бұрын
\O/ Yay for baby Alice! These first few years are the best! Constant napping, constant feeding and constant learning. May you grow up and see the love and hope your family (and Nerd Fighters) have for you and be great (and also smart-funny, because smart-funny girls totally rule).
@kimikohi11 жыл бұрын
I actually learned a lot from this. Thank you, Hank, for your insight on being a baby.
@flynnmaxwell791011 жыл бұрын
Me and my dad thing your videos are absolutely amazing. Both CrashCourse, Vlogbrothers, and the others. Viva La Nerdfighter!
@jademyers191411 жыл бұрын
Or the other way around- both sound pretty awesome.
@jdtmehz11 жыл бұрын
Thank you Darryl Wood.
@Chezmeralda11 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Hank to have a child, in which case this video will become extremely relevant to him and might make him wonder why he was such a good baby coach.
@MilcorTheMighty11 жыл бұрын
I needed this 18 years, 3 months, and 17 hours ago.
@chix1811 жыл бұрын
best uncle ever....Alice is going to love watching this when she grows up
@nullrand11 жыл бұрын
Yay! you as a vlogbrother = pure awesomeness
@vivianabresch306511 жыл бұрын
It's so weird to be finally caught up on videos. And just in time for Alice!
@Em_Gemjni11 жыл бұрын
They should have another show. Kind of a awesome, nerdy Good Luck Charlie!!!
@kankanabanerjee75416 жыл бұрын
Hank will always be Hank!! And this is his his best work so far I guess 😂😂!
@TheSpeedygonzalez2311 жыл бұрын
I'm about 99.9% sure Alice will be one beautiful person. I really hope this child one day has a wonderful youtube channel as well...
@weedhippy11 жыл бұрын
great video, i can relate, got a 4 week old baby and its AWESOME
@acciobowties11 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait until Alice and Henry are old enough to watch and understand these sorts of videos about them. I think they'll be utterly amused, appreciative, and possibly embarrassed by the love of their dad and uncle.
@ZobiWanKenobi9611 жыл бұрын
Aw, this was a great video! I'm SO excited for John and Sarah! A gosh darn BABY! I feel so old - I remember when Henry was born! XD ^,^ xxx
@Andrewz9oh411 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of the best Hank videos yet.
@sarahlovehope11 жыл бұрын
just the awesomeness of Henry being Alice's big brother, makes me excited about humanity
@ZPRN1711 жыл бұрын
Hank's such a good uncle. I believe Alice will use her inherited Awesome to take his advice to heart.
@NecoEmme11 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy! Alice has a wonderful mother and father, and a big brother to kick the ass of any boys who make her cry, this kid is going to have an awesome life.
@Poplopo11 жыл бұрын
This is unexpectedly one of my favorite Hank videos.
@TestorshiaTheeOne11 жыл бұрын
Takes a big person to admit to their idiocy, and for that, I salute you.
@bittsandpieces11 жыл бұрын
2:50- My reaction to babies, puppies, kittens, my neighbors, Hank/John doing something extremely silly, my friend Sam, adorable You Tube videos, etc. Case in point.
@maosatela11 жыл бұрын
i bet this guide will come in handy to many babies right now and even more yet to be born
@amyamyamy1711 жыл бұрын
Alice is the absolute PERFECT name for john's baby, oh my god. Brilliant.
@spillarke11 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Uncle Hank and indeed, welcome to the world baby Alice!
@unicorndropbear11 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that in 15 years time Alice can watch this back and appreciate how fucking awesome her uncle has been since day 1.
@iLOVEpicklesBRO2811 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Alice's name, I think of my great-grandma Alice. She still llives, at a happy, healthy age of 96. She's had an amazing life. If Alice ends up as awesome as my great grandma, she'll have a great life. Congrats :)
@rawanthebookworm15368 жыл бұрын
Someone should show this to Odin even though he probably wouldn't understand what Hank is saying
@daviddockrell970511 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! And Welcome to the world Alice.
@Chouetterargentee11 жыл бұрын
It feels like just yesterday we were all welcoming Henry Green into the world.
@CuriousDust11 жыл бұрын
I just cant help imaging 20 years old Alice watching this old video. What would she think how would she feel. How will world around her look like.
@snowbirdling11 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Alice! And Yay Hank! You are wonderful. Also: forget about John Green?! Never.
@matthewjay66011 жыл бұрын
HANK, this was the best vlogbrothers' video.
@starkidbubble200011 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! You just got ten times more awesome! I remember when I accomplished this feet, I was so proud! My friends all thought I was insane, but still. Welcome to the masters of Nerdfightereia! The ones who understand every reference! You will probably never be the same again! The sad part is you have to wait for videos now. I would recommend checking out the Lizzie Bennet Diaries to fill that void if you haven't already.
@Fortuna80811 жыл бұрын
Craig on Tuesday! Yes!! ....and also I liked all the other things you said in the video too hank :-)
@jewelschan11 жыл бұрын
Awwww you are such an adorably dorky uncle. I'm sure she will love you =3
@97KathyG11 жыл бұрын
Alice, you are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet!
@SeerWalker11 жыл бұрын
With the uncle and father that she has, Alice is going to grow up to be a genius.
@AyeletMe11 жыл бұрын
This is so cute and perfect and everything. omg.
@xJennyMFx11 жыл бұрын
Hank is such a quality person. I can't even.
@scott04087711 жыл бұрын
OMG I love you Hank. So hilarious and so true... Can't wait to see my little girl at the end of the day now...
@mihazeredo111 жыл бұрын
awesome uncle, awesome dad! god, henry and alice are so lucky!