How to Be a Woke White Person

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Ever wonder how to become a woke white person? In this step by step instructional, you’ll slice through social justice warrior school and emerge with a high level degree in woke-ology. You’ll know not only how to get offended by anything, you’ll understand how to accrue woke social justice warrior points by canceling other white people for not taking enough action to heal racism. As a woke white person, you’ll be serving your country well in your integral role in cancel culture.
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[@michaelanthony4750]

Im so woke that I yell at minorities that don't feel oppressed and try to convince them that they are.

[@srfrgrl1983]

Clay Butler 😂😂 yes specially when the minority gets milions playing basketball or by singing.

[@kennethjones3768]

@marlys mcgregor kzbin.info/www/bejne/inm2iHygZZmBebc

[@dmannevada5981]

The link was posted and you got burned. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut.

[@madtabby66]

@@dmannevada5981 nah she'll just ignore it and keep parroting the same phrase.

[@OrionGuided]

This comment wins the internet

[@SG-sk3kt]

He looks like an MMA fighter, a vegan influencer, and a metalcore drummer all at the same time lol

[@purrformance]

The arms: MMA fighter The shirt: Vegan influencer The hair: core drummer His voice : Wokologist

[@thehoneybunempress1664]

🤣🤣true

[@Mark-nova]

Throw in a little Dave Mustain and Aphex Twin as well... kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioubY2qioNCnj9U kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4DRfHaZn7Vrh9U kzbin.infownlNMJiF_y4

[@dumbredneck4464]

Aaaaaaand sounds like Bob Ross

[@Chalor.]

...with the thighs of two oak tree trunks.

[@Mista_Cassla]

This guy's sarcasm is on another level! I'm so glad the algorithm doesn't know what to do with this guy 🤣Love this channel LOL

[@hsss1]

Neither do the woke haha. They think hes legit.

[@jeffb.6642]

It doesn't sound like sarcasm to me. It's the truth. Some people are really like this.

[@TripinHeidi]

Me too 😂

[@pcatMe]

💖

[@patrickdavis9113]

​@@hsss1w😂🎉🎉🎉😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉o🎉🎉

[@aminata2002]

😂😂, as an african people, this is very hilarious! You see most people in my country are very happy when they see people from other countries wearing our traditional clothes. There is nothing bad in it, to me they just show their love for our culture 🥰

[@3monsters014]

I am biracial half white have Hispanic. I dont give a crap when people wear clothes ect of either part of my heritage. Enjoy it. Just make sure you read the measurements correctly.

[@tap037]

​@@3monsters014nah, ur white, all white ppl say they are half this and half wtvr, but ya'll just white, Caucasian 😂 don't blame u tho, who the hell wants to be a white American in today's time😂😂😂

[@gehlesen559]

​@@3monsters014half white half Hispanic? So you're 50% white and 50% white?

[@ricardolombardini]

I think he meant half latin American. As in south America, central America, that kind of stuff.

[@Trobtwillis]

​​​@@gehlesen559 Despite popular belief, Hispanic isn't a color. Hispanics / Latins can be Fair, Tan, Brown, or Black. My ancestry is partially Hispanic, and I am as Pale-Faced as a ghost. 👻

[@ReptarTheUgly]

I wonder how many woke people saw this video and actually thought “finally someone who gets it.” Haha

[@jdmathys1]

Aww man, you mean this isn't an unironic guide to validate my shallow assumptions?

[@nd4781]

As of 4 August 2020..... 398 people

[@originelltnamn]

They are incredibly stupid so I guess a lot :P

[@Silentpartner70]

🤣

[@burden7141]

LMFAO!😁

[@mgoldstyles]

You forgot telling black people that they are not black because they disagree with you.

[@toneh154]

And then call them a racial slur.. C or UT.

[@harvey1954]

Joe's just biden his time until the election.

[@jakejjs]

Ohh thats my favorite one haha

[@krispewkrem3]

Thx Uncle Joe ❤️

[@nicomeier8098]

You sound like creepy Joe Biden.......LOL

[@jmhill24]

“If it doesn’t give you a dopamine hit from social media acknowledgement, it doesn’t help create change” This man is throwing haymakers out here

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

That quote is so perfect...

[@hsss1]

Right over their heads, unfortunately

[@thestarseeker8196]

I think JP just explained the entirety of social media.

[@chrisjackson1889]

Jokes aside. I love his shirt 👍

[@user-mu2mp8ll6c]

You aren't lying there

[@realLoganMoody]

"accuse them of racism because there are no black people in their food." ...completely lost it

[@bobbysweeney5377]

What if there is though?

[@JustMisFitz]

🤣🤣🤣. Me too

[@clayhealey8428]

Omg I died lol

[@jennifermcdonald7453]

I had to go back and watch him say that several times! Got a dopamine hit each time.

[@januarysson5633]

Bobby Sweeney Then they’re definitely racists.

[@YoungBlackJedi]

As a black man, I’ve had to get as far away from a liberal as possible. For my sanity, and for my mental health.

[@whitneysmiltank]

yep

[@KUROHiTO88]

@uncommon sense HA!

[@0Doves0]

Same

[@31069johnny]

Read what Malcom X says about white liberals. Interesting how things never change

[@carolinakent7628]

😅 I'm an independent, genuine progressive. These days, though, I joke that I'm a "black conservative." Why? I really enjoy, and agree with, a lot of the black conservatives and celebrate the wellspring of overall leadership that's rising up out of their ranks. Liberals are acting on overt, passive aggressive, covert racism. It's a very dirty, psychological warfare playbook. I think the appalling thing is it demonstrates just how rampant racism is, but they're the ones actually DOING IT MOST. My primary reason for walking away from the Democrats is the awful way they're treating black people. They want black people to FAIL. They dont just want them to FAIL. They want them DEAD. Its THAT BAD.

[@nankypooh655]

As a white person, I am so woke I always make it a point to accuse my mirror reflection of being a racist.

[@quinlanvos7984]

and your mirror reflection is not racist?

[@nankypooh655]

@@quinlanvos7984 It still is, and I still accuse it of such.

[@quinlanvos7984]

@@nankypooh655 why is it then?

[@nankypooh655]

@@quinlanvos7984 I don't know, but I'll find out soon enough. Mark my words.

[@quinlanvos7984]

@@nankypooh655 how do you want to find it out?

[@santa_claus-north_pole]

Your videos are hilarious. I love them, and they are so true. I once was yelled at for being racist (there was no black people in my retirement home class), so I told them: "Thank you for pointing that out - I will now seek out black people for my classes - and only black people. I won't be racst anymore." They actually thought they changed me, and had a *huge* dopamine rush - not knowing I was cynical .... but I "turned the knife" even more - and I told them: "You know, clouds are racist - they are white. The Space shuttle is racist - a black astronaut was killed in the explosion. Sheep and white butterflies are racist. Zebras and panda bears are half racist. Pianos are racist - they have more white keys than black keys. And as I followed them to their car (it was a white car), I said "and you need to trade your car in - it's racist." and I walked away. *Endless* entertainment!

[@thepsychedelicaxolotle5020]

bravo ! 👏👏 ( i am not being cynical , it was just fun to read your comment )

[@santa_claus-north_pole]

@@thepsychedelicaxolotle5020 Thank you. This is how I learned to be cynical - it *works* on Lefties. Marry Christmas 🙂

[@commonsense2462]

When Morgan Freeman was asked what to do to stop racism, he said, "quit talking about it".

[@CrazyCoon100]

Milhaus or not being black 😳 This cancel culture s*** is dangerous. It’s a mob mentality based on FEAR based on LIES based on PROPAGANDA. don’t believe the hype.

[@CrazyCoon100]

Milhaus one of my dearest best friend’s, who’s name is KAREN, is fuk’n depressed everyday bc of the “Karen” bs...She’s 45, she did 2 tours in Iraq because she joined the Army to PAY FOR COLLEGE...she didn’t know there was going to be a war...and is now a head nurse at the Veterans Hospital here and has struggled and worked her whole life and is a service to our community and country in so many ways, the sweetest person too, despite her very many hardships. We grew up POOR. People need to check themselves. If YOU DONT LIKE BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST MAYBE DONT DO IT TO OTHER PEOPLE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. you don’t know their stories.

[@kristvalle4424]

Sounds like he thinks White people go e all Black people millions of dollars to play God in movies. What dumbass would ask a hollywood elite Black guy who only hangs out with rich people mostly White out of touch people in gated communities. It's not your fault for thinking that what Morgan Freeman says about racism means a Goddamn thing, it's the media's fault for asking him about it like his answer will have any sort of meaning or relevance. The ironic part is that that even Morgan Freeman feels like that was a stupid question to ask a him, he's a Hollywood actor that White people are comfortable, and cops don't fuck with famous people with choffers opening doors for them. That's like asking a CEO of a company that is seeing the robotic in manufacturing really pay of and increase his bonuses by millions of dollars how he feels about the future of the blue collar American with so many Americans being displaces by machines and self driving trucks and AI. He's gonna say, 'things balance out we'll need people to build the machines that build the machines that took their jobs, well, actually I guess engineers with master degrees do that,,, they'll be fine people have always been fine and there's always changes, just stop talking about it' And then you who, a robot, comment on a video with that millionaire CEOs comments, like 'See?!? This guy is' a flesh human and he says there's no need to worry, theres no such thing as robots displacing humans, and he would know, because he's a human! He's one of the good honest ones, not like those germ carrying fluid filled biological organisms out on the street calling for human rights and blaming us robots who do so much for you humans. Some humans just wanna play victim.'

[@st.paulmn9159]

Yet we have data “down in the city” Can’t lie here

[@AlexanderGeorge]

Exactly! I remember that interview.. the interviewer was shocked lol

[@TheRedRaven_]

This guy basically breaks down 90% of Twitter, lmao.

[@chinesecovidanalswabs4752]

Literally..

[@commanderclueless5456]

He really does

[@voidstiles431]

@Pat The Patriot 99.9%

[@grandmafinallysnapped]

@@voidstiles431 99.99%

[@chrischris5510]

@@grandmafinallysnapped 99.999

[@andrewchifwaila3516]

As a person who lives in Africa,woke pipo make me laugh 😂😂

[@dorettekotze2061]

yes brother it is madness from South Africa here no such nonsins on this level lol

[@hsss1]

Time for a public lynching? I watch liveleak.

[@kristofferhenriksson699]

Woke Pipo lol I love that

[@andrewchifwaila3516]

​@@dorettekotze2061 yes my bro things in my country Zambia are becoming blurred by the my clowns like woke pipo

[@stephencirving]

I'm not lying, the very first psychology lecture at Harvard was teaching us how to do this and then how to justify it. There was a lot of name calling and jargon, but the main ones were using phenomenology (study of experience) and hermeneutics (interpretation) to explain that all experiments should be about black people, run by black people which they actually called 'colored' and they taught us the goal of the research was to 'construe the mind' of the colored people to 'achieve collective agency'. You can't make this shit up.

[@lateblossom]

Are you serious? Teaching this at Harvard? Omg.

[@jeffmunro7638]

Lmao…….. so idiotic

[@Ponkan45]

That's so degrading to the "colored" communiy...analyzing their minds and "collective agency" like they're lab mice in an experiment...my ex had a masters degree and was a little distorted by this stuff...I love how people think a professor is objectively correct about a highly subjective thing because they're the professor...they aren't just right about everything lol 😂

[@abjectmadness1111]

Proof? At all? Any?

[@SpeakTheTruthLouder]

@@abjectmadness1111 He owes you nothing.

[@rachelknapp7271]

“Accuse them of being racist because there’s no black people in their food.” 😂

[@DantesDarkside]

I bet there are thousands of people following this advice

[@Aliandrin]

Nuh-un I eat chocolate teddy-grahams.

[@DantesDarkside]

@@Aliandrin I would gladly add a "Mohrenkopf" to my food for more diversity, but they have banned the name and replaced it with "Schaumkuss" or something like that, so I'm not sure it will still serve the purpose

[@Aliandrin]

@@DantesDarkside Jesus. Don't eat anything you can't pronounce. That's the first rule of eating.

[@DantesDarkside]

@@Aliandrin LOL, no worrys, I'm german ;)

[@GeographyNow]

"If they post a picture of their dinner, accuse them of racism because there's no black people in their food" --I'm dying!! ROTFL

[@xcf5587]

Geography Now comments here, interesting crossover.

[@ryanhymans7728]

LOL as soon as I heard that I went straight for the comments looking for this

[@sandraday6955]

Yeah that one got me too. All food should have more black people in it.

[@AgitatedTaco]

Love you Barbs

[@Heidelberger1970]

LOL!!ME TOO!

[@bennettxr100]

0:36 it's deceiving how much water that cup holds

[@spencergrover6886]

Thanks JP, I used this principle in my personal life and I wasn’t just able to lose half my friends, I lost all of them.

[@SpeakTheTruthLouder]

That profile pic had me howling it's so cute.

[@StripperPhysics]

I am of mixed race heritage… So I’m only woke on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[@didgejamman]

Stripper Physics 😂😂😂😂

[@ravensclaw1339]

I have the same problem....my days are Wednesday and Saturday between 12:00 to 12:01am

[@MarcoGerard99]

Same. Wanna meet up for white power Fridays? It's like TGIF, but we'll make a point of using the Half-white card to say racist stuff and get away with it

[@ravensclaw1339]

@@MarcoGerard99 ....lol...awesome....and every other week we can talk about the Patriarchy and the wage gap.

[@vdubb393]

How do you sleep. Does half you try to oppress the other half all the time. You have to stay woke all the time LOL

[@fgdsfgsdfgdsfgdfgsdfgsdfgs8679]

Everyone here is racist and should be ashamed. Except me.

[@Philly2169]

😂😂

[@some_guy441]

you so Woke!~

[@zachryzimmerman4800]

Need my soy

[@Hawken54]

When racism can't be found, create it. Hench: Smollett & Wallace.

[@whazzuphere]

B.S., Alex. I saw you at last month's Klan meeting.

[@seedofsolvig]

FANTASTIC! Their hypocrisy is monumental, but you can't dare say it.

[@asherlocketz7542]

This is so apt. An absolutely searing piece of satire that is both hysterical and fraught with truth

[@justinsmall8489]

“Accuse them of being racist because there’s no black people in their food.” Writing this down.

[@e.starling141]

Lol.

[@emperxvincentius]

that part had me laughing hard

[@liebefriedenworldwide8780]

no black people in your comment either ;( d·o·b

[@jimmym3352]

I eat black people all the time. ;)

[@eatingmyyouthtocasablanca449]

😂

[@joedriscoll1995]

Could you imagine a "woke" whitey watching this and agreeing with everything not realizing this is complete sarcasm lmfao

[@oliviadoughty1421]

Yes I can

[@beavisbutthead2858]

What he was being sarcastic I'm appalled

[@scandallpower]

Yes

[@beavisbutthead2858]

@@scandallpower ...

[@billycole852]

I assure you it's happened

[@nick2sick442]

Just got released from the penitentiary this year after doing a dime to find out about all of this madness. Contemplating ways to go back.

[@queenbee3647]

JP you are my second favorite ginger! Daughter is my first. My Courage is Contagious tee shirt came yesterday. Wow you guys are fast! Im wearing it this weekend. Cant wait to see the reactions. 💖💖💖

[@philiproseel3506]

I met this gentleman from Nigeria who said that he never thought of himself as "black" until he came here.

[@gwynnapnudd702]

Well you need two of anything to need proper names. That being said, why did he come? Why are they so desperate to get away from Africa? Nothing new: they were desperate to get into South Africa when it was run by Whites. We create prosperous nations after all - not them.

[@theboothy91]

I never experienced racism until I came to the states

[@tricebx718]

Why would he when every one in his country looks like him ? I’m sure he knows all about classism though

[@thedawg2510]

Interesting

[@CrazyCoon100]

Gwynn Ap Nudd Eww, ru even being srs? That is simply incorrect and it’s also divisive and rude.

[@alliswede42]

As a non-white, non-woke person, I can confirm that these are Gospel truth facts.

[@Nunyabizness321]

Same, this is a spot on assessment🤣 I see em posting all those screenshots like they’re doing something and I offer zero support for it.

[@foxmulder7616]

Facts lol anyone of any race who want educated in the communist universities can see that lol

[@gergc4871]

Bigot. There are People of Color out there without the knowledge ability to access the internet. Your facts are oppressive to minorities.

[@dominiquehall4751]

@@gergc4871 HUH??? Just saying, Begin to read this post aloud, then continue on with the two comments to the post, finally read your post aloud. NOW please connect the dots for me

[@foxmulder7616]

@@gergc4871 libtard alert! I'm a native American and guess what they may not have the internet but they have more common sense than you!

[@EFJoKeR]

This video can be summed into one word "EPIC" - Thank you for making it. LOVE it !

[@chrism.7038]

I just discovered JP recently and I've been binging since. Somehow I keep thinking he's an alternate universe, buffed up, mellowed out Bill Burr.

[@Jack.Flesch]

“As a wokeologist, you know that people never say what they mean. They mean what you think they mean.” 1:07

[@lyrimetacurl0]

Haha btw says "they mean what you think they mean"

[@This1LifeWeLive]

Sounds like my 16 yr old! 🤣

[@timjester8555]

Wokeoligist. Priceless! Great video.

[@kek397]

Yes, he said that.

[@LexiSexi01]

The 1.2k dislikes are angry “woke” people

[@skyangel6336]

Lol!

[@tripleb7232]

Must be all lib tard asleep idiots!!!

[@anonb4632]

Probably mostly white, angry, rich people.

[@jamieglasson2644]

🤣😂 “woke” people say.. hey that’s not funny.. I don’t know how to respond to this. I haven’t gotten to that chapter yet of the book I’m reading called ‘how to be a white hero and save the day’

[@craigpoer]

He was 100% right. Some people love hating the truth

[@Amor1990]

This dude is genius and so spot on. It’s all about me.

[@zebrababy6267]

Lmfao!! I’m Black and find this literally so hilarious! Haha. Agreed, one can be so woke, to the point that it stops making sense.

[@fleiteh]

Who knew a 6 minute video would sum up 4 years of today's college curriculum.

[@chadcoady9025]

What college did you go to?

[@fleiteh]

@@chadcoady9025 doesn't matter since it was over a decade ago, when education wasn't yet a complete train wreck.

[@dansmith9770]

lol, i had 20 liberal woke people during three and a half years of college. I was the only right wing conservative christian and asian.

[@angusclark145]

Only 4 years?

[@JackTheripper911]

@@fleiteh "doesnt matter" sounds like someone never even went to college 😂

[@haqeeqee]

I showed this to my comatose Grandma. She’s Woke now.

[@raisingamind]

Best comment ever! 😂

[@meggrotte4760]

What only 10 likes you should have like a million likes

[@candicebrunson9131]

😂

[@musicianwren9248]

🤣 🤣 took me a while to get it.

[@haqeeqee]

Woah. Thank you all. 🤗

[@darna4852]

Dude, you are so spot on with your videos. If only more people in the world had the commonsense that you do. Thank you for your honesty and for bringing humour to issues that are often extraordinarily infuriating. Love it 😊

[@888richard888]

Give this guy an award, he just won the internet.

[@alexs6250]

"don't worry, them actually being racist isn't a prerequisite for you attacking them for being racist."

[@txjacket6]

I’m surprised the woke white social justice warriors at KZbin haven’t cancelled this video!

[@yvonnewilson2242]

That's because they're all busy testifying in Congress about doing those very things...and trying to save their asses...

[@squarepeg9484]

The Cancelologists be around to cancel you very soon! 🤪

[@Kubinai]

They arent that smart to see this as parody

[@billnorseman]

It is cleverly disguised to hide from the algorithm.

[@yellowgoose5043]

This makes sense. I'm not woke, I am not doing that. I'd say, I'm mentally ill, I do have hallucinations and such, but this could be from my abuse of drugs, psychedelics included.

[@geraldinecarthel6817]

Sending love your way JP!

[@Maiasatara]

Of course, the satire is fantastic, but the "corporate training video" vibe and the business (tea making, plant watering) are just hilarious!

[@BowlMasterAsh]

"But as a wokeologist, you know that people never say what they mean. They mean what you think they mean." About it, man.

[@zztopz7090]

Best line.

[@lp5188]

Truth. 🤣

[@Pookabee]

This is parody on a level I've never seen before. You're a legend.

[@RichieDubbz]

Ooh i saw this b4 the video even started... Expectations elevated

[@RichieDubbz]

Expectations exceeded. So good

[@LisaCapron]

Seriously... I think these videos are the best healing for the insane times we live in!

[@thecommonsenseinitiative]

It's not parody, son. It's real life personified.

[@gabrieljordan8015]

Yep. This is the best video I've watched all year.

[@ajandrew4197]

Unbelievable!!!!! Someone with a thought!!!! Love it!!!

[@paulmurphy6523]

i thought the funniest part was when he was spraying the flowers, LOL! 1:12 the subtle things ...

[@jasonspringer2983]

"Accuse them of being racist because there's no black people in their food". It's funny because it's gotten that ridiculous

[@2380Shaw]

Pretty close. Some lady was even offended by the rice crispies snap crackle pop characters because " they're little white boys"

[@raisingamind]

Apparently, it's also a sin against the "woke" gods TO have black people in/on their food. 🤦🏻‍♀️ (i.e. Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben)

[@ChapsShrugged]

The local Native American families turned up to a meeting defending our high school mascot, "The Redmen" back in like '04, saying they thought it was - I dunno about 'an honor' but basically, pretty awesome, that their culture was chosen to represent their high school competitive athletics, and fully supported the mascot. You know who got our mascot killed and traded in for a flying letter "E"? A wealthy, entitled white woman. I'm speculating, but I feel like her husband and kids were all, *SMH*. 🤔😑 WAIT! Was that racist because it WASN'T about black people, and instead about Native Americans who- SPOILER ALERT! Have REALLLY gotten the shaft when it comes to cultural segregation, abuse, prejudice, and all-out being screwed-over? Shit... I must be racist. I need to watch this video again RIGHT THIS INSTANT so I can pay proper attention, and get my PHD in Wokeology!

[@larryd1344]

Its actually culinary appropriation as food was first eaten in Africa and should not be eaten by anyone else.

[@Danko_Sekulic]

Any TRUE non-racists would have people of all colours in his/her/attack-helicopter's food! I always make sure that people in MY meal fit the prescribed quotas !! Luckily, the dieatry quotas and the PC ones are roughly the same! You need both dark and white meat! I always add vegetables to honor those that identify as lettuce, tomatoes, cabbage etc.

[@ThePthinker]

Lately I’ve been telling my white friends to stop being so racist; towards other white people. It’s outta control;)

[@Thranotheoneandonly]

guess thats one area they cant use the new definition of racism

[@ThePthinker]

Thrano racism, reverses racism; and perhaps sideways racism...as a black dude myself, I endorse the new definition! Seriously though, this crap causes more issues than it solves!

[@Thranotheoneandonly]

@@ThePthinker everything the far left says and does causes more issues than it solves, they're fighting an invisible foe, cause last time I checked their favorite organization the ACLU said there are only 11k white supremacists nation wide, but the looney left acts like it is in the sewers, in the porter poddies, in the sky, and everywhere in between...its just getting really old and im tired of hearing about it ive just accepted someone calling me racist cause idgaf anymore

[@Thranotheoneandonly]

@Ivan B Ive been telling most people to ignore media cause thats the biggest thing dividing us at this moment because the only thing that should matter is the content of ones character, cause there are shitty people of all races and also to buy and register your gun legally cause shit is going down soon, it might not be today or tomorrow, but this powder keg is gonna blow, cause you and not anyone else is in charge of your own security

[@JustMisFitz]

ThePthinker 🙏🏼❤️❤️.

[@realityfitnessfyt4lyfe248]

Dude...!! You are Freakin' Hilarious..!! Congrats on the success of your channel.

[@ScroatBagGarage]

OK, after a good laugh during the day I’ve subscribed to keep the good times rolling!

[@Vade1220]

Oh and also tell every white person to “educate yourself.”

[@mizelle4096]

and here's a blog discussion to watch or read this book to learn more.

[@ricplay7890]

Educate yourself... The virtue signalling mantra of the left. Gosh!!!

[@Dr.Don.Cornelius]

While disregarding actual facts.

[@josephv8102]

That's right. It's not YOUR job to educate white people on what racism is.

[@RH-tv9hk]

@Nick Smith Yes! Not conservative black voices. Those are muted or critized by the media. In Portland recently, a white ANTIFA member stabbed a black conservative. He lived. Very few headlines. Apparently no outrage is required

[@jeremythompson5151]

Seattle: We are so woke, we get our black female police chief to resign....and then complain about the lack of diversity in positions of power

[@lorraine9242]

That was really sad. : (

[@n3tfury]

lol

[@koalaofdeath2045]

I did not know about this. Wtf

[@jeremythompson5151]

@@koalaofdeath2045 Yeah man. A couple years ago it was "We have our first black female police chief" Now: "She's a traitor to her race" Legitimately heard a white progressive at work tell me this.

[@maxalottalovin6210]

Same with Dallas

[@Mornepin]

0:20 I sense that hypocritical half-laugh will haunt me for entire days

[@flexmasterize]

almost 3 years later and still relevant except now the focus has shifted from it all being about racism to transphobia

[@googletaqiyya184]

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" - Tyrion Lannister

[@RobFeldkamp]

And shutting them up

[@serolog2]

Tyrone said that?

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

I thought the guy who wrote the book said that.

[@sneakysnake4466]

@@dickJohnsonpeter he didnt say it, he wrote it

[@mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934]

Exactly what my family did when they had me silenced at crown court

[@Rae0811]

“..accuse them of racism because there’s no black people in their food.” With everything going on, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thank you for that!

[@FirstStryke]

Actually spit out my drink when he said that.

[@sallypopplewell4919]

Yes!!!! That one topped them all (and that's saying a lot - it's solid gold throughout)! LOLOLOL

[@jonathanhouser8194]

That one actually made me lol! 🤣

[@scruffy281]

Me to!!!😂😂😂

[@frozenyetihead]

What a beautiful job of sarcasm

[@paksau1]

As a "Woke Black Guy", I love this guy!! Between him and Matt Walsh I have become a complete sellout! Lol.

[@KingNiros]

Hell, I'm white and have had other white people tell me they don't want me because I don't think the way they do. These lost ass people, white/black and whatever else, need to quit following the herd and think individually.

[@paksau1]

@@KingNiros Tru dat Brutha! I voted for Biden because of the "Man", not what he has done for us. I didn't like Trump the "Man", still don't but he has done more for us when i researched it. I can admit I was wrong picking Biden!! No more Democrats for me! I'm out! Black people "Wake up!!" Dems needs to go!

[@nilobaranda]

Thanks for this. This will save me a lot of typing in the Huffington Post and Buzzfeed comments.

[@cherryboo65b56]

“There’s no black people IN their food”. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sebastienluquet194]

"There is not enough black pepper in this salad and this orange juice seems offensivly....ORANGE !"🤣

[@kennybeginner4087]

Every time when I go to bed, I see only black in front of my eyes for 7 to 8 hours. That's woke.

[@sebastienluquet194]

@@kennybeginner4087 i m so wokeproud of you. Lets make a month to honor your courage !

[@kennybeginner4087]

@@sebastienluquet194 now you made me feel like trash.

[@sebastienluquet194]

@@kennybeginner4087 you may be a beginner but you re no trash

[@thebidendotwin2926]

And don’t forget, “silence is complicity”, but also “stay in your lane”

[@Latin00032]

And the "silence is deafening" when people don't overtly and outwardly support BLM

[@Howtowithpaulaandjohn]

Silence is violence! AAAHHHHHH!

[@lemmh2]

"Don't speak. Listen and believe" Also: "Wypipo are scared to speak about race."

[@iammine38]

This is cult ideology: use rules that no one can adhere to all of the time, so you create a permanent sense of shame and "not having done enough/ not being good enough", which again leads to more energy being spent on desperately trying to adhere to the rules, while at the same time the individuals sense of self-worth and self-defenses are more and more weakened. Thus, a paradoxical and perverse dependence on the cult is created ("Please tell me and help me how to be a good person!"). Google "cult ideology" and "BLM", there are very interesting analyses of that.

[@Digger-Nick]

White lines matter, stay in your lane!

[@chandie5298]

the best humor is humor that exposes reality. This video is genius and incredibly accurate.

[@tulsrettug]

only hippie guy I have ever literally agreed with. Not quite what i asked for, you are a treasure. Good job sir

[@grip2617]

"Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right" Ricky Gervais, 2020

[@ivorybluesky]

You are not WOKE; therefore, You are the most racist person ever. lmao

[@forgiveness7959]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're wrong.

[@basilhallward6458]

Until you burn the flag and you conservatives get all offended. Or kneeling during the anthem lmao

[@skreeeet]

This aged and will continue to age beautifully forever

[@krishmangat3224]

@John Snowman Ricky is Atheist , The Irony !!!! lol

[@JimmyMakingitwork]

“Best way to end hate is to hate people who are spreading their hate.” Choked on my 100% vegan soy latte!

[@christophera.kreusel4329]

Coffee isn’t vegan. I hate you.

[@anglo2255]

Jim Myers 100% vegan, but 0% black? That’s racist

[@00vTv00]

@the Emperor of man You sound like a hater and racist of roaches, they're packed with protein and share a gene found in our brains, sheesh.

[@cindytreadway5999]

Oppressed has two pees and I know that makes you a closet racist

[@Slynsmiley]

Jim Myers Was it organic?

[@johnpaepke5847]

i have heard the term woke a lot lately and have no idea what it meant,thanks for the heads up and the laugh

[@krisgutierez]

Don’t know how your channel ended up in my feed but I saw your video and am a new subscriber lol you have me rolling balls Thank you I really need that today

[@PockASqueeno]

Another rule you forgot: Say everything is “systemic.” For example, when you go to Starbucks and they ask what flavor latte you want, say you want a systemic latte. When they say they don’t have that on the menu, accuse them of systemic racism.

[@charlesroberts8838]

Exactly. Because no one can refute when you say systemic.

[@PockASqueeno]

Charles Roberts And if you ask which system they’re referring to, it’s just “THE system.”

[@cindy90305]

♥️

[@LTPottenger]

Requiring people to actually say it is in and of itself systematic racism

[@sararistow6137]

It’s like the free drink punchcard, but faster, and you never actually have to buy anything.

[@gabicaviedes7906]

I wasn't aware at all that I was a "race minority" until I was asked to fill a form in the US. They helped me open my eyes about my "latina" condition. I'm grateful to know now that I am oppressed, and americans cannot speak my language or cook my food without committing serious cultural appropriation. I definitely feel much more equal to americans now!

[@DatGloriaVires]

The funny part is that many of your ancestors (Visigoths and Vandals who settled much of Spain) were Germanic in origin in much the same way that my ancestors were. The thing is, you're not 'white white' and as a consequence fall somewhere on the pile of oppressed people who are being held down by all the 'white whites'. I'm sorry but there's nothing you can do to escape it.

[@bluemrgeniuss]

It's funny because Latin America is made up of, yes, you guessed it, many different races, and its people descend from various places around the world. Hence why some are as white as white people, some are black as black people, and everything in between. The idea that they are a generic race is hilarious!

[@carlostejada1479]

but if you live there and speak english and do many things that americans do (because you live there) that's not cultural apropiation... only when they do it.

[@theprofessorandthepugilist773]

👍👍

[@serpentines6356]

@@DatGloriaVires Haha "White White", "Black White", "White Mut", Black Mut"... How about just... PEOPLE!

[@barrym1473]

I even enjoyed the advert. I’ll follow this dude 👍

[@MichaelAnderson-df2hj]

Wow! All this time I thought I was not a racist! Thanks JP!

[@aqualust5016]

It’s sick how real all this is in America today

[@My2Cents1]

Not just in America.

[@buhroke7150]

@@My2Cents1 Mostly America, if it's not IN America all they focus on is the things that ARE in America, while attacking people that have nothing to do with America

[@InventorInvestor]

Thank you mainstream media.

[@kfcisntindians5079]

Thank the juice that run the media.

[@tiny2315]

Please calm your peopleee It’s so common for murican wokes to attack argentinians every day because they “can’t speak for latin america because they’re white”. I’m not even argentinian but why should non-US citizens do as what US wokes tell them to do?

[@jayant9578]

When I first arrived in US I was surrounded and "befriended" by woke white liberals mainly because I arrived as a University student. Eventually I realized that they are obsessed with my race and "culture" and see me only as a specimen of a certain minority group. Now I keep away from them purposefully...Maybe, I am wrong for doing that. But, I dont like being patronized and dislike being treated a part of some imagined minority grouping while they explore their lives and friendships with fellow white wokes as individuals. I felt like I am denied that agency. I have now good friends from other racial groups and some white conservatives (who dont treat me like a specimen to be protected). TLDR: Keep away from them if you want to be treated as an individual worthy of respect because of your traits as an individual not because you belong to some imagined group.

[@nothanks6451]

The best cure to stop racism is to stop talking about it and treating people in that manner. We're all human but the left wants us to identify with a certain groups & labels and divide us even more. #TRUMP2020

[@mejganzia5654]

You nailed it.

[@paulmurphy216]

That's because they see you as a cause and not as a human being with your own thoughts, beliefs, virtues, faults, likes and dislikes. They feel the need to protect you as if you are a small child and educate you as if you are an idiot. All these assumptions made instantly, based on skin colour, of course. The whole "ideology" (''cult" is a better word, I think) is so disgustingly paternalistic it's about as actually racist as it gets. They believe that they are in a position to mould you like this because of their own privilege but somehow can't fathom how truly "woke supremacist" they are. If I were you, I'd give them a wide berth but that's your decision to make, not mine and certainly not theirs. I'm glad you see them for what they are, because friends don't treat each other like projects.

[@shayefordring248]

@@nothanks6451 Exactly! I've been saying this for so long. The obsession with race, culture and oppression truly just perpetuates it even more...

[@eddiemcdonald4720]

Oh well that’s clearly bc you are a self hating minority and are actually racist for not accepting their pity sympathy

[@brandonthompson4962]

Probably the most honest and legitimate comentary on you tube today!....thank you!

[@snipez9637]

Anyone else notice at 0:48, he spills his water everywhere?? lmao!!

[@NextNewsNetwork]

Definitely one of JP's greatest hits.

[@5gr868]

oh my gosh cool, the Next News Network posted on here.

[@5gr868]

Why am I still seeing Pelosi, blah blah and blah blah blah etc on the news? It's been like..........2 years or something.

[@5gr868]

I highly recommend kzbin.info/door/Db_GDPaBHAiaSpA2WLJr5Q

[@sandrajovic9304]

Hey man, you've got caught stealing my line I use at Kitboga's place. But now that the truth is out there, I'm OK to share it😁 yes his greatest hits and best of. Thank you.

[@NextNewsNetwork]

@@5gr868 hi Alex!

[@NickCager]

Being woke requires talking constantly about the need for dialogue on race and then shouting obscenities at anyone who tries to have a dialogue about race...

[@barbarat5729]

Can I put that on a t-shirt?

[@michaeldaily6373]

@@barbarat5729 when you do , let me know so I can have one too lol

[@NickCager]

@@barbarat5729 I'll buy one!

[@sirg-had8821]

And not running for office, campaigning for candidates, or being an active competitor against the people that they dislike so much.

[@paulj8726]

😂😂😂

[@eyesgotit8657]

Truth wrapped in a warm blanket of humor! Fantastic! Nice work.

[@zozifeliz]

As a beige Kazakhstani, I dunno what I'm doing here

[@JacF6734]

"As a wokologist, you know that people never say what they mean. They mean what you think they mean." Postmodernism in a nutshell.

[@Realkinghn]

Idgaf about no Wokologist, ima be myself

[@babkeebabkus8177]

that's highly fcked up...it just means trying to put words in others mouths or trying to blame them for things that you make up which don't exist in their viewpoint..just toxic sh*t based on a view of hatred towards others...folks gotta realize there is only one race...the human race...we have ethnicities but anyhow...as long as there are opposites or differences that can be pointed out people will be making issues out of it instead of having a view of unity and oneness

[@mymoonflowerchild]

Yup! I’m disgusted at what is passed for racism nowadays. Had a friend tell me she’s reading a book in which the author claimed that a white woman upon hearing her( the author) deny a candy/treat to her daughter she butted in and said to just give the little girl ( they were at a park I think) the candy she was asking for. The author deducts that this was borne out of the white womans’ feeling of superiority/entitlemet to tell a black woman what to do. How TF someone can conclude that from this interaction boggles my mind. And it’s soooo easy to lay that accusation because: woman white;therefore:racist if I say so! Such BS. what that woman did is done about everyday by moms/women -and men! probably around the world. They’re just trying to be sweet to the child… they may not be helping the parent lol who might have determined not to give the child a candy/treat for a good reason possibly but in this case this white woman is merely reduced to a racist because she’s white. And my dear lovely friend believes this shit. I told her: “that’s a matter of interpretation, while the woman might be annoying, in her well intentioned meddling, maybe even rude, how can one deduce that her being that was comes from a place of her feeling racial superiority!” Like you literally cannot prove that. Why make that claim? Ugh. I’m Mexican and I see this happen all the time in Mexican /Hispanic families/friends. I mean the well intentioned meddling. But it’s trending now to make claims without evidence now. It’s trending now “ to judge someone by the color of their skin” I’m sorry MLK.

[@babkeebabkus8177]

@@mymoonflowerchild just type in this here youtube 'all inclusive consciousness theory' in which I blow away all this dualistic crap

[@CarlosWashingtonMercado]

You say that because you're a postmodernist. (Hopefully I learned something from the video)

[@Synthescape]

All thumbs down are from “Woke-ologists”

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

99% of them from the Bay Area.

[@joeltunnah]

Malcolm Nicoll, and Brooklyn.

[@thraknar3363]

They can't stand that these secret faqs are out.

[@haqeeqee]

The student becomes the teacher! 😂

[@isdowning883]

Ash Jones exactly, like he gonna just flip to the other side all of a sudden

[@mightywhitey946]

This is the video that got me into watching JP. Still awesome after a year!

[@sieman78]

The fact that this is 100%, and 100% real world accurate is the best and worst part simultaneously

[@jessicacobert987]

I love how all the dislikes are probably all “woke” white people 😂

[@daskampffredchen9242]

They are angry because they locked for a real tutorial

[@TheAdorables_CQuad]

Omg hilarious

[@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh]

Funny how the NAACP did not have one black person on the board of directors for the first 50 years. Rabbi Steven Wise founding member of NAACP and the Springarn brothers with bankers.

[@funfromabove9728]

Or fans of comedy

[@andresduques2013]

@@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!

[@Malice197]

I wish I could be a woke white person, but unfortunately I am not privileged enough, as I am Hispanic.

[@KarinaSkye]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 me too!!

[@Nunyabizness321]

I’m Brown too, guess we’re DQ’d 🤣

[@pantsenfuego9986]

If you’re Hispanic *CITIZEN* ..then we can’t help you

[@Malice197]

Is transracial still a thing? XD

[@Malice197]

@@pantsenfuego9986 ROFL

[@KJT3000]

As a White Man, I was told I was a "Racist" since I was a kid, or had to be lectured about it. I felt guilt so much that my first 4 "Girlfriends" were Black, because I had been told over and over that my Whiteness was evil and a curse. (I went to a 75% Black Jr. High and an 80% Black High School) And when I was ENGAGED to a Black Woman, I was told I was still "racist" and "evil". The effect of all of this was that I became hyper aware of race...and started to embrace White identity. So...thank you America and congrats. It WORKED! You "won".

[@jeremym8490]

"I am not racist' is the kind of thing a racist would say." Very wise JP, very wise.

[@amarug]

"people never say what they mean. they mean what YOU think they mean" yeah, thats pretty much the root of all of the worlds societal issues 😂

[@programaths]

Well Jacobson will tell you that a lot is going on when someone tells you something. People try to express themselves in a way they think the other party will understand. It's called "common ground". People who receive the message decode it on the same basis. That's why people able to communicate will install a feedback loop. That is, you say something then commit it by asking some feedback. Sometimes, you even need to say things twice. Usually a complicated word followed by its explanation. So, it looks like this: My neighbors were noisy, they played music loudly. Knocked their door as a result, then had to call the cops. See ? (

[@programaths]

@{} That was really too long for your weak work memory, isn't it ?

[@amarug]

chillout guys, this comment didn't intend to spawn fights

[@NahalIslam]

Woke person watching this: “sounds like someone wants to be cancelled....”

[@GrowSomeLabia]

I wonder when the Woke Nazis will try to cancel JP.

[@kandoo1316]

I recently learned of my magnesium deficiency and I now take magnesium supplements. What a difference. It absolutely works. Love your videos.

[@Talk_and_Reaction]

the way you walk into every scene is my favorite part

[@acceptingWhatIS]

"When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals.” -Edward Snowden (2020 elections).

[@johnsmith-zh1bt]

true assange and snowden have both been charged and are regarded by the us as actual criminals

[@mahatchiko602]

😭Yes, it’s true. This is March 30. 2021 They try to Vaccine, the whole world ! 🌍 When a Pandemie, is still going on, you can’t Vaccine. Because it’s a prevention and not , a Corona Healing Medizin!!! Love ❤️ 🙏🏾🙈🌹take good Care .

[@jerrybooth2087]

@@johnsmith-zh1bt What part of "if you break the law you are a criminal" don't you agree with?

[@jerrybooth2087]

@Swan Ford EVERYBOBY is a sinner.

[@jerrybooth2087]

@Ck Jenks Exposing a crime by breaking the law is not justified.

[@roseshelgarriott1051]

So I’m Native American...and I LOVE you, man!!!! I look white and someone on Facebook told me I needed to “check my white privilege.” I told her she was right.😂 Then, my friend told her friend, “Umm...that’s my aunt and she’s Native.” We didn’t hear from her again. lol. This world has gone mad! Thanks for the laughs. Love your channel.

[@kassandraharz9345]

Get em'! Skin color doesn't really matter to them. If african-americans/black people speak against them then they say they're just in bed with the white folks.

[@Mimi-py8mf]

dude americans are so OBSESSED with race, seriously. My boyfriend is native and he did't even aknowledge that lmfao (he's brazilian)

[@kassandraharz9345]

@@Mimi-py8mf yes! I live in the United States. It's ridiculous. It only seems to be in the media. I've done a lot of traveling (U.S. and Canada) with my old job, i experienced no racism. I've lived in Indiana, North Carolina and now Tennessee. Same can be said. In the real "day-to-day" life, racism is RARE. But the media blows it way out of proportion.

[@Mimi-py8mf]

@@kassandraharz9345 well, this is reassuring. We live in Italy, we've never been to the US and it's hard to picture it in a realistic way. From what we see from here it's like the whole us population is cut in half (racists and wokes) with no middle ground 😂

[@kassandraharz9345]

@@Mimi-py8mf We have our problems, U.S. isn't perfect. Not all of us feel so entitled. We are not the BEST country in the world. The United States has a lot of beautiful sites to see and famous landmarks. When you talk to some locals, they may be willing to show you some of the beauty that not many tourists know about. There are some rude people, but most I've come across are polite and don't give a $# T about the color of skin ;).

[@tomfile3131]

JP, you're hilarious !! You make very pertinent points while entertaining us normal folks.

[@travelwithtony5767]

“I’m going to issue you a PHD in wokeology” …Not even two minutes in, and I’m LMAO already.😂😂

[@jdorrman1977]

I literally laughed out loud when he said, “there’s no black people in your food!” 😂

[@joes.8500]

I LMMO'd (Laughed my mask off)

[@larryacker7946]

Yep, me too

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

*wheeze* LOL I DID TOO

[@bohemianwriter1]

That often happens in my house. It was almost as funny as Dave Chappelle's "I identify a helicopter" joke - And nobody laughed..

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

bohemianwriter1 I don’t know that joke 😄I am gonna look it up now tho.

[@saturdaycrush]

When he starts talking about dopamine hits, it gets me every time.

[@scottfrayn]

Every time he talks about dopamine hits I get a dopamine hit

[@petermiller2341]

🤣 savage

[@johnmcclain3887]

Thank you for all the vast wisdom you impart!

[@kristieheineman3351]

Thank you for clarifying the BS of being woke. It's more pathetic than I realized and you made me laugh so hard with how you sarcastically explained it. Thank you, I really enjoyed it and it totally explains the ridiculous behavior of young white ignorance! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@The3rd50Productions]

I agree with you; but I hope you picked up on the fact he's also calling out the other side of the coin.