How To Beat The NORSE GOD In "The Ritual"

[@crumblemuffin1257]

Have a damn good day!

[@HowToBeatYT]

you too!

[@crayzgamer2672]

same to you

[@huntercookslol]

Damn I’m to late

[@Employed_Demon]

Have a damn good day as well!

[@VegetaReal204]

You too buddy.

[@Nutleader]

"You can only ignore so many red flags till you go colorblind" Best line ever.

[@tailsgameplay8724]

I know right.

[@Zenitsu_Editz-247]

underrated comment

[@edgarabangan4694]

You didn't have to cut me up

[@Halloween-Harbinger]

Then the next thing ya know they are green flags.

[@PUPDING_]

@@edgarabangan4694 ruined 😭

[@isaiahbarrick6822]

This movie is one of the many reasons that “you just had to be there” is a phrase

[@davidrichards4677]

I tries telling my friends about this movie and they were confused so I told them you had to watch it to know. Pretty good movie though

[@Leroyscaand]

😂

[@SpheAndi]

​@@davidrichards4677movie name?

[@azeria1]

Imagine being a god and being limited to a single forest the survivor is definitely burning that place down

[@ne0n1nja247]

That man will have an anxiety attack whenever he sees a deer in a road for the rest of his life. He will never go near that forest again lol

[@7hepenguinMan]

Is he a god? I remember seeing the word Jotnar in his name and Jotnar means giant

[@whydoiexist7029]

I swear this was reuploaded.

[@mrbenson9340]

@@7hepenguinMan Pretty sure this thing is a child of Loki

[@ApexpBlitz]

@@mrbenson9340es, moder is one of lokis children Moder is the thingy deer,human,moose Idk

[@hey_what_if...]

Hutch's death still haunts me. His scream was gut-wrenching. I guess it was necessary to set the mood that even the most likeable character is not safe from the creature. Kudos to the director.

[@butterflybangtan871]

P

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Hutch being the best and most level-headed of the team being taken out first really set the tone.

[@aryaman.kureel.1735]

Yea but there was basically no real story.

[@heartz4tswift]

@@TheStraightestWhitestright! you’d think he’d be one of the last to die

[@cory6266]

How to beat spooky forest shit: Don't go in the woods, everything in nature wants you dead.

[@Jenna2k]

Even not spooky woods could have bears.

[@DG_427]

Well that is bit difficult in northern Europe lol

[@ExoticYoni23]

​@@Jenna2keven the animals know to stay away from danger❤

[@theninjamaster5794]

Facts

[@RomeHutcheon]

Trees want me dead

[@limeonque]

"Never take a trip to sweden" as someone who lives in sweden, i can confirm

[@ForkLefts]

Exactly! Go to Finland instead.

[@Austynrox]

Don’t you guys have a guns and beer festival?

[@Barrystue]

@@ForkLeftsno go to norway

[@sudokuacrobatics]

Same, you should instead take a trip to the Philippines, specifically rural diffun during 12am and in a Saturday

[@CleaPineda-eq9om]

Im from philiphines its safe here no things like that locals is really friendly i sugggest that if u want to hike or discover some places important things is u need a experienced guide. 😊

[@HeisenbergFam]

This man is like the ultimate kryptonite for all monsters, always finds a way for survival

[@Official-Sovietcrab]

And you always find a way to be literally everywhere I go

[@TheAverageGenius]

You are the norse god of making comments cause holy shit I see you in nearly every video

[@elijahtaylor3504]

He is using hindsight to do these videos if he was in this situation he’d piss himself

[@ShadowPhoenix82]

​@@elijahtaylor3504nothing wrong with that, but I do agree that people shouldn't assume how-to-beaters are survival gods. Still, their research slow is to pre-emptively consider situations many of us hasn't thought of before, and all this research probably had made them better at survival over time.

[@aloha516]

Not really, most if not all of his solutions are based off seeing it beforehand, not if you were thrown in with no info. I literally remember him saying that the characters in TLOU made the best choice if it wasn't for the zombie hoard coming and said he would go in the woods instead of the house because the zombies might chase them even though the characters are under the assumption there's no zombies it'd be stupid to go into an open area and ignore shelter.

[@artrik69420]

Man i just watched this movie yesterday and how to beat comes again with a blast.

[@houdaopps536]

same. idk how tf he keeps doing this… legit every time i watch a movie he posts about it the next day or week. we in a simulation fr

[@artrik69420]

@@houdaopps536 yea fr man

[@ines0499]

​@@houdaopps536he is in your walls

[@HowToBeatYT]

😉

[@theproplayzchannellink]

i ever watch this back then and it is quite scary

[@dragogaming9192]

I don’t think the shortcut would have been shorter the man with the twisted ankle has to walk even slower though the forest because the ground would be so uneven plus with the uneven ground that increases the chance of someone else twisting there ankle plus the path has a higher chance for the guys to find someone to can maybe help them

[@Jenna2k]

Also it's not a path for a reason. I wouldn't jump to supernatural though. I would think bears or a river to fast and big to cross or something.

[@amberg3893]

Yeah, I do a lot of hiking and the 'shortcuts' are usually unmaintained and terrible terrain. Even if you don't know why you're taking a hundred switchbacks, there is a reason they're there.

[@kaazimsheikh9034]

Yeah exactly. I saw nothing wrong with Luke's idea of just leaving Dom and Phil while he and Hutch go to the path to get help. Just leave enough food and water for them + something they could use to defend themselves in case they ever needed to. It was already a dangerous idea to go into the woods, even without the threat of bears, disease, dangerous plants and fungi, etc.

[@kaazimsheikh9034]

Also the regular path would've just taken 6 hours when the woods took more than 2 days lol

[@tip1471]

Even in real life going off the path is a deadly and stupid mistake, especially in a spooky forest.

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

but then again... I kinda wanna see what's out there, off the beaten path ... ^^

[@igu6677]

As a Swede I can confirm that this is a daily occurrence

[@DARK_SLAYER4859]

True i have one in my basment 🇸🇪

[@BloodWolf752]

So, you have deer monsters, the English have Scots, football fans and werewolves... Can't quite decide which one is worse...

[@OkeyDok]

@@BloodWolf752 idk, us swedes has kinda gotten used to it

[@Andron__]

For beaing a swede i have 14 8 year olds in my attic

[@thenightforce3077]

My Sweden friend has 1 in his pocket its a figurine it shows a dead god burnt the god never attacks him

[@RiverAldavya]

That “strange” symbol on the trees is called the Odal rune and it is the rune of farming, odal farmers being, as the name implies, farmers. It is an hilarious mistake that could have been avoided by a simple Google search but it is also really annoying at the same time. They should have used the other rune that was seen in the cabin. Is is the moose rose and is the strongest rune of protection.

[@Jenna2k]

They are farmers kind of. Farmers of humans to sacrifice to thier god.

[@jackofclubs6229]

What do you mean mistake? _He’s just putting his livestock onto trees to dry. He’s reaping their souls. He’s harvesting the innocent._

[@brujo1099]

The odal Rune was co-opted by the Reich so what it means now is evil synonymous with fascism.

[@Veronica-pz4gw]

@derhueterwhy?

[@BeNiceToTheDevilsKat]

@@Veronica-pz4gw second world war shit.

[@GGLVIGG0]

4:44 As a swede, I can confirm that everyone have statues like that one in their home. It brings luck! And it brings even more luck when its real body parts, so most of us use those instead!🥰🥰🥰 After watching the entire video, I can confirm that they have shown how its like to live in sweden!🥰 I love when they make research before making a movie

[@SebastianSergejev-tm5yb]

Yes as a swede i can confirme this is true and this is a real swede thing

[@RomeHutcheon]

So true

[@paulchaperon2207]

I thought about an alternate ending, it's the same but with a slight twist : The character makes it out of the forest then face the creature who can't follow him to insult it. He starts walking away as the god goes back to the darkness of the forest. The hero raises his head only to see that what he thought was the end of the forest is actually only a clearing inside of it (he's surrounded by trees). We hear the scream / laugh of the god as the character drops to his knees. He's trapped.

[@thedanjago]

Wow thats good!

[@jackofclubs6229]

Another idea. The god just… steps out of the forest. The man stops laughing and just stands there, shocked and exhausted, as the God calmly and slowly walks up to him. It looms over the man, before slowly lowering its head, and eating the man’s head right as he begins to react. He was never trapped in the forest. He’s just… _handicapping_ himself.

[@davemiller638]

@@jackofclubs6229 He's on his 7th playthrough and wanted to spice things up, y'know

[@Apsolon]

@@jackofclubs6229 Imagine when the god walk up to him, the god just say: "Damn, you mad ugly." *Emotional Damage*

[@Moa_Smug]

I actually thought that god would follow him outside of the forest but turns out it was bound to that specific forest. I was actually hoping he kills that god for all the lives that were lost.

[@scottecooke]

I don't know what they are complaining about in the cabin. That headless wicker man thing would make great kindling for a fire.

[@aaredx]

There were also many runes in there. Two of the runes that could be seen, Othala and Algiz, are runes of heritage and protection respectively. These can be made into a bind rune essentially meaning protection for one's self and family. Now, this of course would only work if they had knowledge of nordic paganism or were superstitious.

[@aaredx]

@@SuperBrahimos 1st: not an abomination 2nd: it's a magical rune. if i'm in a world where nordic paganism is real, i'm taking everything i can get.

[@aaredx]

@@SuperBrahimos i would mark myself with a protection sigil of the relevant beliefs the moment i see symbols carved into beliefs. doesn't matter if it's even any sort of paganism or not! i'm not takin' those chances lmao

[@NovelPhoinix]

​@@aaredxIf a creepy norse demon creature started hunting me, I would start praying to Odin ASAP!

[@olcck]

Man I love that the moral of the story is basically just "never take a trip to Sweden" 😂

[@Spino2722]

Nah it’s that stay on the path

[@Mikerille]

First step of learning it’s a legit ACTUAL Norse deity, is do nothing but shout that I’m under the protection of Odin, whilst sprinting southwest. Humans are incredible long distance sprinters, especially compared to almost every other animal on the planet. Step 2: never once go into any forest ever again period.

[@greeninja1396]

you would probably enrage the monster, pagans, and almost every norse diety once they find out you lied

[@LotFrat]

We ain't THAT fast though

[@makthemaniac1]

my brother in christ, do you see how big that thing is, we are not outrunning it, especially in a forest like that

[@Mikerille]

@@makthemaniac1 it isn’t that scary bro, keep mentioning Odin and it’ll decide not to fu~% with you. That point it’s just running from the other decrepit humans.

[@Mikerille]

@@greeninja1396 unless Odin himself comes for me with his ravens after, I don’t care. I’m burning the things domain down and telling Loki to stop putting his shit in crazy.

[@IntooleranceRieg]

The fact that they show the creature only at the end of the movie is what makes it really good, human imagination is doing all the work. And the sound disgn is awesome too. But what i loved the most is WHEN HE PUNCH THE WITCH IN THE FACE HAHAHAHA

[@YEE465]

Fun fact: that creature is actually a Australia house pet which I have 2 of.

[@IdiotTriesStuff]

Average Australian house pet

[@RomeHutcheon]

As an Australian, I can conform, I find that thing cute, I have five, and their names are Donna, Bonna, Lonna, Nonna, and Shonna

[@CharleighAlexander]

As a Swede I can confirm that this is a daily occurrence. The fact that you spend so much time doing this is amazing.

[@untiff7169]

bot 🤖

[@rarescevei8268]

​@@untiff7169no u

[@untiff7169]

@@rarescevei8268 literally an answer a kid from 2018 would give stfu

[@yaya.cor.1218]

Love how this episode went from analyzing the red flags of going into a forest just for a shortcut to a full on spear making tutorial. Still within the first five minutes of watching this btw.

[@Lucid_Lucis]

7:53 "and hurch has wet his pants" Bro had the worst night out of all of them

[@JaqenHqhar]

Walking back to civilization holding a bloody axe and missing 3 of the 4 people he went on the hike with doesn't bode well for him either lol "I can explain, so there was this gigantic moose-like creature with worshipers..."

[@memelescream4796]

i mean, its not like itd be that surprising. a bear fight would be totally reasonable. plus i doubt the army would be scared of some bitchass moose stuck in a single forest. agent orange that shit

[@indoroyale7848]

Here is what I would do differently 1)Reality checks: This creature uses hallucinations as a weapon . I would try to ground myself in reality by focusing on my surroundings. Look for familiar objects or people that I know to be real. Touch and feel objects around myself to reinforce their physical presence. 2)Engage your senses: Engaging your senses can help distract your mind from the hallucination. Listen to calming music, smell pleasant scents, or touch something with a different texture. These sensory inputs can help shift your attention away from the hallucination. 3) Distraction - When this creature uses hallucinations. It is vital one finds a way out of it using distractions . I would hold some coins in a glass bottle and when I suspect I am hallucinating I would drop the bottle the coins rattling may help bring me to my senses. 4) Preparation - These jokers should have carried emergency flares and a satellite communication device that are designed to last long in the wilderness and that can be charged by solar energy. He should also have video taped the entire thing. Now he stands the risk of being blamed for all their deaths . 5) Navigation : When his magnetic compass malfunctioned The sun's position at sunrise and sunset provides cardinal directions, and shadows can be used to track its movement. Moon navigation involves using the moon's position to determine direction and approximate time. Its phases offer clues about the sun's location, aiding in both daylight and nighttime navigation. Moonrise and moonset times assist in estimating remaining light or darkness. While modern technology has reduced reliance on celestial navigation, understanding these techniques remains valuable for emergencies or situations where technology is unavailable. So this whole thing could have been avoided in the first place 6) Defence - When those gangsters at the liquor shop were about to murder his friend . It baffles me on why this silly fellow didn't hurl bottles at them or play some trick on them .From what I can see these fellows are drug addicts. And drug addicts are very paranoid. I would say didn't you see those police men outside and they would both look back in a hurry . I would then yank my mate back and pelt those two jokers with any bottles I lay my hand upon .

[@josephbitto9687]

True survivalist

[@lucario2able]

To be fair you can't really fault people who completely freeze up in intense situations. It's a natural reaction you have limited control over.

[@indoroyale7848]

@@lucario2able He had plenty of time to recover from the time those gangsters demanded his watch to the time they demanded his wallet until the time they struck him . The friend should have dropped the wallet and the watch together in two directions and he must do so under the guise of being afraid chances are the two of them would move to pick it up . First bottle should be hurled at the head of the gangster with the weapon and then deal with the other

[@vrindashankar3360]

woah nice dude

[@jackyichan4759]

Something I'm not seeing alot mentioned here is that if this son of Loki exists then by extension so should the rest of the Norse pantheon. Wouldn't a quick prayer of protection from Odin, Tyr, Thor, etc. take care of this issue, especially since they all hate Loki's guts?

[@lbonn2282]

so glad you covered this. one of my favorite horror films

[@amybishop666]

Idk if i'm the only one, but I was sorta amazed near the end, when it stands on 2 legs, and rises up, showing its true size, and its beautiful. Looked like a giant Onyx statue praying. I couldnt help but stare at it.

[@dami5154]

i don’t need a how to beat video on this bc I would never be stupid enough to do a long hike in an unfamiliar place without a guide and then leave a marked trail to go into a forest and then keep going when my compass stopped working and then keep going after seeing a freshly gutted animal on a tree and then not believing my friend saying they saw someone after seeing runes carved into trees, my friend praying at a headless statue, and him having a stab wound

[@El_funny_table]

"if you were trapped in the deadly mountains of Sweden with a horrifying monster what would you do" I would probably die

[@blazetheplaneswalker]

A few things Moder is actually a son of Loki so by invoking Odin's name would give moder pause as he fears the all father. Second most modern norse pagans don't say his name as its said to draw his attention and is likely to bring misfortune. I myself follow both Odin and Fenrir and wear a wolf's head talisman in honour of both of them and if I was in this situation and dealing with Moder at first glance would be invoking both names which should give him pause enough for me to escape as i know as a human i can't beat a Jotun son of loki

[@Sithis106]

Fenrir is one of Loki’s children and bit off tyrs hand

[@Some_Guy6]

Fenrir is my fav.

[@Some_Guy6]

​@@Sithis106 "There is also an As called Tyr. He is the bravest and most valiant, and he has great power over victory in battles. It is good for men of action to pray to him. There is a saying that a man is ty-valiant who surpasses other men and does not hesitate. He was so clever that a man who is clever is said to be ty-wise. It is one proof of his bravery that the Æsir were luring Fenriswolf so as to get the fetter Gleipnir on him, he did not trust them that they would let him go until they placed Tyr's hand in the wolf's mouth as a pledge. And when the Æsir refused to let him go then he bit off the hand at the place that is now called the wolf-joint [wrist], and he is one-handed and he is not considered a promoter of settlements between people."

[@Sithis106]

@@Some_Guy6 I know this that’s why I said he bit off tyrs hand

[@yousifalzuhairi1427]

did i read this wrong or did you say you wear a wolfs head???

[@therealNguniEmperor]

The only "monsters" in TV that ever terrified me were the xenomorphs and the predator mostly because of it's cloaking/invisibility... But this God/monster takes the cake...

[@theninjamaster5794]

Same for me but any other monsters no way

[@therealNguniEmperor]

@@theninjamaster5794 yea, true. All other monsters are just there for the sake of it, not really scary.

[@likent7992]

Crazy I was just watching videos about predators and Xenomorphs

[@MoeSzyslak20]

I'm pretty easily scared by horror, but the xenomorph is one of the monsters that never really scared me. The fact that it's in space makes it difficult to put myself in any characters shoes, so I'm watching them go against it instead of imagining myself in that situation.

[@therealNguniEmperor]

@@MoeSzyslak20 yeah, I get it but to me it was all about the idea that someone might unintentionally bring a xenomorph egg back to earth, and once it hatches you can only imagine the chaos, they're smart, fast and have acid blood? Imagine if they crash landed on earth.

[@fabiobaso]

I remember asking for a rewiew of this movie two months ago, thank you, I'm happy that new people will find out this movie like I found other movies on this channel

[@lyn_dex4457]

As a swed I think that was my dog

[@Italianblobfishvr345]

😂

[@beanseason6515]

Love this movie. Love the lore they used, love the cinematography, acting, and know I'm gonna love your video.

[@SpheAndi]

Movie name?

[@captaincobratgaming718]

As a Swede, I can confirm if you go hiking in the forests, you will be attacked by a temu wendigo.

[@pixelart59]

Sweden again? First midsommar. Now the ritual. I was thinking of vacationing in Sweden but with these horror films based in the Scandinavian country, I'm reconsidering

[@DonDon-pj9hf]

as a swedish person, i can confirm that the creature is just my grandma

[@displacedicon7643]

Definitely one of the better horror movies netflix has.

[@Fr-FriedRice]

Can't wait for the "How to beat being trapped in a submersible" video

[@pithub6903]

bro 😭😭😭

[@Arsilfarid]

At the beginning of this video I was reminded of the C.S. Lewis quote (which I'm pretty sure comes from a proverb that predates him) "The longest way round is the shortest way home." In the context of Christianity is the idea that often we think we can take shortcuts and that it will be better for us than doing the longer, harder things, but God knows the dangers which lie on the shorter path that we don't. This movie seems to be a pretty good (albeit fictional) example and empirical picture of that proverb. While the proverb is dealing in more abstract ideas (not to cut corners in work, personal growth, etc.; it's not necessarily meant to be applied literally), this movie almost feels like it was made with that proverb in mind as a demonstration for it in a more literal sense. These guys likely thought that it would be a bad idea to take the longer path because of their friend's twisted ankle (relying on their own wisdom that seemed sensible enough, thinking a shorter trek would be better and safer), but they left the proven and tested longer path and entered into something much more dangerous because of it.

[@Veldazandtea]

So a god doesn't kill the character and forces them to submit, and the first thought is "hit with axe and risk getting killed"?

[@sitromxe9472]

Yes. It's a chad thing. You wouldn't understand.

[@ThatHoeLovesMe]

Why not go out with a fight if u think ur gonna die, plus he doesn’t wanna slave away and do the same as the villagers that kidnap and sacrifice others for their own safety

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

@@ThatHoeLovesMe but according to what we heard the god wouldn't kill him but instead grant him a wish maybe...like ANY wish, imagine... XD

[@AdityaAshutosh-o7h]

@@fumomofumosarum5893 Nothing is free

[@The-devour-of-light]

I had a theory about the creature and why it has hands. My idea was that the reason it has hands is so it can open doors. The reason it needs to open doors is because it mainly feeds on humans. And thus would need to be intelligent and have a posable thumbs so it can open doors to get to hiding humans.

[@StudioKelpie1993]

So basically, don't walk into the woods in a Scandinavian Country as Loki's Son might be lurking

[@seanglengte5297]

19:55 that punch was personal

[@HoI4forkids]

as a swedish person i can relate to this

[@amtrakfan5511]

Gotcha. I'm crossing Sweden off my bucket list.

[@nightmarewolf1346]

Fr😂

[@jihufdsksadfgh3706]

I like the irony of my friend, he has bad paranoia and will hide In his room with a knife if someone he doesn’t know is outside but he is perfectly fine going into the woods with me alone where nobody can see or hear us.

[@aval1na28]

I would 100% be outta there back the way I came after seeing the markings in the tree. They're elder futhark runes, the first of which means estate/inheritance/ancestors, and the second two are runes of war and conflict. To me this suggests two sides fighting over possession of the area the markings are in (I haven't seen the rest of the video yet), but even seeing elder futhark runes carved into a tree shortly after seeing what is quite obviously a sacrificial offering, I'd be outta there. not even just cause it's creepy but cause I'm also Pagan and would leave as soon as I realised I was quite clearly trespassing on a site of religious importance.

[@umwhatt]

Honestly in terms of horror movie iq these guys are on the smarter side

[@chsims8]

could have just cancelled the trip when he twisted his leg get him to a hospital

[@bloodoftheunicorns2621]

First you don’t know if it can kill the god-creature. Second you don’t know if you can ever escape this the god-creature. Third it doesn’t want to hurt/kill you and is instead offering you magic and miracles. I think it’s crazy not to make a deal with the god-creature and it doesn’t necessarily need to be the same deal the others made.

[@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt]

its the son of Loki so it'd just trick you

[@bloodoftheunicorns2621]

@@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt Loki is known to help humans with no tricks played on them.

[@ImSo_Cold]

FINALLY YOU DID RITUAL! Thanks so much for doing one of my fav horror movies! have a damn good day!

[@omnicupid6694]

"You can ignore so many red flags you can ignore before you go colorblind." No truer words have ever been spoken. I will use this!

[@sjrmac3]

As someone who lives in Sweden, I can recommend coming to camp or hike here, there's tonnes of natural beauty and, more importantly, NO MONSTERS LIKE THAT!!!

[@YEE465]

Yeah sorry that's actually a Australian house pet that must have been snuggled there. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience

[@sjrmac3]

@@YEE465 no problem, just remember to take it home with you!! :D

[@lolee-wx7nc]

bros trying to lure me in to sacrifice me ☠

[@PatrickForsberg]

You may never know. HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahaha

[@Veldazandtea]

We're all monsters. You included.

[@foxfaxion]

The god probably having the song "bow down bitches" playing in his head over and over

[@Kruul.koda123]

I love watching how to beat because it helps me beat my depression :>

[@88ٴ]

How To Beat The CRIPPLING SADNESS In ”Depression”

[@Ranger8275]

@@88ٴ suicide🗿

[@Kruul.koda123]

@@88ٴ LMAO what if he actually made that and the entire video is just therapy 😭😭

[@Leroyscaand]

Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?

[@Kruul.koda123]

@@Leroyscaand its a fancy word for saying I need help

[@zacharyjoy8724]

I’m honestly glad that you saw and reviewed this movie. It’s one of my all time favorite creature features.

[@joejoemartinez6059]

You have low standards or have watched only 2 movies ever

[@Skulliscool]

I love your videos keep up the good work I am about to watch it all keep it up man

[@pokegullig]

As a Swede I can confirm that this is a usual day in Sweden :)

[@jbecker8874]

22:43 Never deviate from the path unless you want to get lost

[@pablochana4813]

Bro I was scrolling on YT and saw the thumbnail I was like WTHHH why actual Satan doin a handstand

[@Pricklyrose-l2o]

If you pay close attention to the movie you can actually see Moder the monster in the background stalking them while they were walking before the attack scene

[@TrickyMartyna]

could u give a timestamp for me please? im literally blind and cant see it 🥲

[@Maximusmaxamin]

Sees a freshly gutted body. Continues walking

[@AeroDinero]

The name may be How To Beat but it will always be Cinema Summary to me!😭❤️😁

[@Moa_Smug]

It always contain spoilers so be sure to watch the movies first before going to hie videos

[@NoobMaster-lq9yb]

someone: wanna go hiking? *flashbacks to horror movies* me:hell to the no to the no to the hell

[@SirMcSlaysAlot]

Fr

[@rezuri_]

I've been waiting for this one omg

[@yazajag]

Same 😊

[@doubelieveinghosts]

As a bulgarian here, I am Luke and can confirm this is a regular swedish weekend. 10/10 on trip advisor.

[@BGRBGn]

This happened to me 3 weeks ago this would have been so helpful

[@stanmanlyman4550]

Was a surprisingly cool movie

[@colorblindwave5427]

The best part of the movie is when he leaves the forest and roars back at the creature. SO good

[@5ammy1205]

I would honestly just join the cult bc I have a weak will and I would not believe that I could escape

[@Arri7979]

I appreciate your honesty. There's a reason why cults can be as big as they are and here we are.

[@Veldazandtea]

I'd do it but for the opposite reason. I got a strong will and would like to live forever. However, I'd only do that after being forced to submit by the creature itself. At that point diplomacy and submission seems like the best course of action. If I got hunted down then hey, they earned it. That doesn't mean I'm going to just be a blind sheep however. I'd also ask/challenge the beast/god creature and the followers. See what kind of agreements and deals can be made. Maybe I could convince them to have willing sacrifices. I bet plenty of people would want too. Hell, get an inmate on death row. They can go out with a chance of "The gods might favor you in the afterlife" or something. They'd at least get a party first. I'd also be able to argue against those trying to stop it outright. Another cult would do it regardless. At least this way it's more "organized". With better odds of willing sacrificies. Or otherwise unwilling after capture when wars happen. etc. Backroom deals can be made to ensure there's a supply. After all, people in Africa get worked to death in mines. Companies take their water. Wagner kills civies, Blackwater gets away with shooting children. Why wouldn't it be possible when such things already happen? Imagine the plot this movie could have gotten into.

[@bloodoftheunicorns2621]

@@Veldazandtea I like the way you think.

[@Noah_ravensfan7]

The fact that you spend so much time doing this is amazing

[@Dr.Feelgoods]

As a swede, this is the average day in out lives

[@yazajag]

😅😅😅

[@Lucas-st1xq]

one of the best horror movie monster designs

[@FBI_Not]

How to beat the Norse Gods Step 1: Call the Dad in the woods. Step 2: win

[@holahola-ym1xv]

i think there isn't any signal for that

[@xX_64bitgaming_Xx]

man got balls of steel (19:53)

[@a.d.prayer1779]

on this one I don't think you gave us any way to actually beat it and keep everyone alive, but still a good breakdown

[@MossyGamer457]

Gotta love the complete disregard movies have for the actual meanings of runes.

[@doodle7824]

i would survive 0:01

[@bobisgood-lf9jd]

0:00 I would survive here

[@fibecheee]

you'd die

[@Some_Guy6]

Marvel movies was 1 giant middle finger to the Nordic gods.

[@siduri9522]

I love that the valuable lesson is to never take a trip to Sweden. 😂

[@nightmarewolf1346]

Ong😂

[@husky0098]

@@nightmarewolf1346 Oh ny god

[@tails1817]

As soon I see those trees I'm gonna go back

[@raul88.88]

One of the best horror movies 💯

[@DoIoannToKnow]

um hello? Make a cross out of wood - saves that whole struggle.

[@Ponkest]

19:52 had me burst out laughing

[@GamingKing657.]

How did you know that I just watched this movie, the timing is so perfect

[@SchwarzerWolf1000]

Boy Vs Girl Sleepover: Girl: Let summon a demon Girl 2: that will be fun :) At the boy Sleepover: Boy: Comrade, we have taken heavy casuaties, retreat! Boy 2: Who keep summoning these things?!

[@husky0098]

Accurate

[@petroshalkos3453]

1:18 I would just take my jacket off and go like"you need my pants to ?"

[@李琼-y8z]

My way is to not have friends and stay home

[@straw9599]

The monsters design is so unique, cool and creepy

[@FanaticMitchell1]

Hey, could you do a how to beat Cujo and how to beat Chucky from Child's Play 1988?

[@fennaschlaman9119]

I've watched this movie so many times I love it so much

[@artistwithawanderingeye908]

How to be the Norse God: Follow the damn path and dont take shortcuts. Edit: "How to *beat*" lol

[@dumbum9970]

Thanks for the tip, I've always wanted to be a Norse God

[@nightmarewolf1346]

Lol😂

[@sir.cranberry9727]

Why didn't you just edit the word itself

[@Veldazandtea]

On the path to godhood I go.

[@TopViktorCool]

Ooooo now I understand why my family said ”Gå inte för långt i skogen jävulen är där”

[@spoobini]

Im upset with this before the upcoming attractions segment even started! You are in a shop filled with glass bottles, they have a knife and a machete, and you're just gonna let your friend die? Grow some balls! im in for a rough one I already know it

[@SirMcSlaysAlot]

How to beat is my new favorite KZbin channel

[@King.C0]

GREAT VIDEO! And also could you make a how to beat prey from the predator films?

[@ellendaniels8715]

Man the design for this cryptid was 10/10

[@ninjasail8846]

Im swedish and this is just my every day

[@Lord0fCinder.]

You could also just wrap something around the knife to keep it held to the end of the stick. Seems better than a normal spear to me.

[@Rydeman2]

Only problem with that would be losing the spear with the knife still attached. If you made a spear and lost it you’d still be able to make another if you didn’t attach your only knife to it.