How to Become an Asshole

[@CubanLibertarian]

Read: "No More Mr. Nice Guy"

[@AsheetBull]

Riquet Caballero good book

[@ingemar_von_zweigbergk]

2:56 what you never talk about is how family, girlfriends, wives, friends, relatives, classmates, teachers, collegues and neighbours actively do everything in their power to destroy the personal life of righteous men.

[@rodrigo100kk]

Very true.

[@rppope1006]

Very true. They desperately tried to do that with me

[@sevenstepsurvival]

My finest moment was leaving two drunk girls on the side of the highway (one was having her birthday night out) They were being totally disrespectful so I pulled over and told them to walk the highway. which they did.

[@marcmeinzer8859]

Good for you. More women need to be shown the door. I perfected my own assholism skills in the navy probably from being cooped up with 139 other assholes on a Polaris submarine for 10 weeks at a time. Then also when ashore we would engage in giant gang fights with the crews of the other submarines in our squadron out in Guam. Then also we all preferred whores to nice girls. Nice girls are virtually totally useless in my considered opinion. It also helps to get drunk frequently.

[@strategicthinker8899]

My favorite line when I want to get out of a bad date is "I'll be right back." Go out and leave and she'll be waiting for 15 minutes for me to come back. Of course I come early, order, pay for what I ordered before she comes in the door. Then when I leave she's responsible for her order.

[@adamd9166]

thats genius! stealin that :P

[@Ominiumshadow24]

Ive did it before.

[@SRFRstate]

What a way to be an asshole SMH... You could've just told them to their faces "Hey, this is not working out" mid-date and leave. Be a real man, come on

[@benfrankog6111]

So few women at the bars even worth just sleeping with. Been spending more time with my hobbies/side business.

[@FXIRYBXTCH]

@@andyj1394 gay?

[@azurerisus4256]

Nice username

[@Earl_TheSquirrel]

You are probably one of the men who are not worth sleeping with, ever thought of that

[@carolinel3483]

I can already tell this will be a popular video.

[@laskji]

Canadians aren’t nice, they are polite. Huge difference.

[@agentm83]

@@shogunofharlem8240 We're nice until we get on the ice. ;-)

[@williamcronshaw5262]

Nice to see someone else who has seen Black Dynamite.

[@pll9000]

You jive turkey!

[@sirg-had8821]

Underappreciated classic.

[@thescrybe]

31:00 - As a childless debt-free African-American male with residual income I whole heartedly agree. The defintion of good and evil is a balance/imbalance between control and responsibility. You can not relinquish responsibility without giving up control. Accept responsibility and take control. Simple equation, every potential head of household should be making one thousand dollars for every year of life. Add to that 25 thousand dollars for every other potential family member. And that's the base (ass end) amount you need to survive. Don't make that kinda bread? Then don't make (or get with single mothers with) kids you can't afford. That equation has saved me a lot of heart ache and helped secure my retirement at 50 years old. #Facts

[@strategicthinker8899]

Children are not expensive, they are cheap. Shitty parents make children expensive, though.

[@matthewflinders1978]

Excellent video. Realistic and to the point. Stop worrying what other people think and do what’s best for your own future. Also, never play financial chasy (tag - keeping up with the debt ridden Joneses).

[@Mainline2U]

One of your best ever Cappy! It took a lifetime (most of 60 years) to find my "asshole within". 😂 This is the advice I needed to hear when I was 20 y/o.

[@RossMadden]

If Aaron only made videos he liked, he’d be a broke KZbinr. Artists make what they want, thus they are poor. If you want to make money painting, paint walls.

[@edwardgaines6561]

28:47 And there it is! The gist! You're life is not a charity. Don't give it away for peanuts.

[@DoktorJeep]

I'm presently in a situation where here I am being a nice guy helping some old boomer out, and the old boomer is taking advantage of me. I said he could put a couple of utility trailers on my property, and here come three trailers piled high with scrap metal. I say he can use an empty bay in my workshop to fix stuff, and here comes piles if shit. I can get him to clear shit out, but if I turn my back for a couple of weeks he does it again. Now I'm in asshole mode. And I'm going to be plopping a vehicle right in his little workspace that he acts like is his. I get more respect when I put my foot down, but if I don't, or am too busy working to even bring it up, I get taken advantage of. Bottom line is, when you are nice, you get fucked. Especially with these boomers. So I fuck people back. And then they respect me. Appears that's how they want to play this game.

[@CE-vd2px]

Call the police

[@Ominiumshadow24]

I did this to this guy acting like my boss. Hes a year older, then me. I did the same he doesnt say shit to me and im more respected. I'm an asshole at my job now just like I'am outside of work. Fuck everybody.

[@alexandriascott4656]

Yeah no one has any spine or backbone. This world is fucked lol your so true Araon!

[@alexandriascott4656]

Yeah this world is definetely down the shitter. Such a sad decline

[@bradmiller6507]

Alexandria Scott it’s a great decline. I’m really enjoying it.

[@easylivingsherpa]

@@bradmiller6507 I hate to say this but Im enjoying it too because the people at the top are gonna get hit.

[@robertslydell6990]

Chin up, it was inevitable. The great American experiment in liberty was just that, an experiment. It's already outlived any reasonable expectation for its life span.

[@halacm411]

Alexandria Scott ya at this just don’t give a fuck focus on yourself and enjoy the ride

[@philhenry5096]

35:10 to 35:50 is pure gold. The delivery on this is spot on.

[@uncleouch9795]

What's Amusing to me. Is lately even my Family is acting somewhat resentful towards myself. The obvious issues come to light, and everyone is lacking decent retorts to my observations. Guess I've been an Asshole my entire life. Regards

[@NevinMuscle]

Jeese this guys makes me laugh so much I love his videos 😂😂😂😂 HE’S SPEAKING TRUE FACTS 😂😂😂😂

[@crwilliams4597]

20:05 I almost could hear the dude apologize for being Canadian.

[@TrouvatkiDePercusion]

and rightly so.

[@marcmeinzer8859]

It was my late cousin Mike from the Irish side of the family who first inspired me to strive to perfect my assholism. Back during the Vietnam war when he was a sailor if he was walking around in his dress blue crackerjacks and a some hippies jeered him by saying “make love not war” he’d beat the shit out them just to keep in practice. While stationed at Guantanamo Bay he clobbered another sailor with a fire extinguisher during a race riot on the base there, a common occurrence at that time in the fleet. So he got locked up and put on a diet of bread and water. He also sped constantly while driving a car. Then of course he was a heavy smoker and drinker. I can only hope that I’ve managed to live up to his standards now that he’s no longer here to show the way.

[@tidus-fc8rq]

Its great its ok to be an asshole now, there is nothing at all with being an asshole,being able to look after your own needs and gains should never be seen as a bad thing.

[@014bhap]

Spot on about the music trade. It like being a plumber. Did it as a living for many tears.

[@alanveiga452]

One of your best videos, man.

[@BatBrakesBones]

28:29 he said anime. That s*** was funny as hell

[@Mainline2U]

"White collar panhandling". Love it!

[@bravoelliot]

10:57 nearly spat out my coffee! Cappy you have an epic sense of humour haha

[@TheBeardedNemophilist]

Does the sickness mean no Clarey Podcast tomorrow either?

[@wizardlywizard5347]

Be genuinely kind, accepting and sincere with people, but be ready to escalate to verbally or physically bitch slap someone if they (purposely) disrespect you. The latter is far more difficult to learn than the former. Edit: Also you are not an "Alpha" if you're bothered by people you see as being tougher than you.

[@fabiocarrillo8788]

What you said about successful musicians. That’s probably why a lot of them kill themselves. Cuz people don’t really care about their creativity

[@fattyjaybird7505]

The word "successful" is subjective

[@marcmeinzer8859]

That’s true. Most people have taste for shit.

[@joevegas7443]

Don't be a nice guy, be like David Caruso in Jade.

[@SamuelTF]

Dark triad personality traits associated with monetary success and success with women.

[@StoicLion]

I think Cappy and I would get along. We both like the same kind of animated shows!

[@dbmail545]

I thought "asshole" was the default setting for self-supporting humans.

[@thomashill3504]

give 'em hell, Cappy.

[@davidlittle1711130]

I know I’m a idiot but am I really surrounded by them!!! Finally long last waking up

[@thisistoday9560]

If self-employed, can you be an asshole in customer service and still gain business? I think our country and likely other, although I can't apeak for them remains in the whole play nice routine is largely because of the nature of our jobs. If everyone was an asshole there would be much more chaos in the world, atleast for a while until it stabilized and became the new culture. We are likely on the verge of more chaos anyways though already because niceity just creates more internal tension for each individual. Eventually that tension has to come out somewhere or explode.

[@sirg-had8821]

This young fella has a good head on his shoulders.

[@sorryociffer]

When it's not fair to only be able to give a video one thumbs up.....

[@russellruby1293]

whoever your parasite party is in canada wow. heavy words.

[@JulioLopez-xz5kx]

True words.

[@agentm83]

All the parties are parasites, basically.

[@joebob978]

I wish there were more assholes out here that were willing to sack up. But even the best among us, you will find through thorough self analysis that there is always an aspect you could improve. It's similar to how Zig says, wealth has a number of different categories, above just money. There's family, relationships, business etc etc. Don't be slacking on your assholing when you think you got it all covered folks.

[@bobballard387]

im a canadien there is bunch of nice guy in canada hilarous

[@roberts.9299]

I wouldnt put venture brothers that far.

[@samwhisky2374]

Individual thinking is viewed as dangerous

[@edwardgaines6561]

I'm starting to think this Aaron Clarey mug doesn't like these Millennials. Not a swell fella. 😂

[@edwardgaines6561]

@Carl Hopf Including the Millennials too? A damn shame Boomers are still teaching in universities today.

[@benderrodriquez]

I'd go out on a limb and call him an asshole.

[@ldl1477]

@Carl Hopf The boomers built their share, but it was built on th prior work and massive sacrifices of the prior generations (Greatest and Silent) who fought/lived through the depression and WW2

[@Essays4College]

You tell 'em Aaron!

[@TheWizardjones]

Goddamn Cappy I am just going to have to buy you some Pokebowls once a month to pay for the free nuggets that I get from this channel.

[@castlemappe22]

6:08 Richard Cooper says this all the time

[@edwardgaines6561]

That bald pussybeggar?

[@castlemappe22]

@@edwardgaines6561 Sure pal, that one. That being said, I wouldn't trade places with you 🍆

[@edwardgaines6561]

@@castlemappe22 No worries. Keep paying him $2000.00 an hour for consulting.

[@gojohngo106]

@@edwardgaines6561 lol

[@mrjon75]

Great stuff, EXCEPT don't hit your kids.

[@DoubleOddJosh]

A step-by-step tutorial

[@housevestors]

Awesome i love your content and im pretty sure were related

[@buckjohn13]

Goin' Tom Leykis, Cappy . Awesome !!!

[@HarveyThomas-q5u]

This guy has no emotion whys he's funny

[@kevinjohnson8220]

The Canadian party you're thinking of is the NDP. Trudeau's party is the Liberals, but really here, it's every party, including the Conservatives.

[@justinmontagne6543]

How do I enjoy the decline if I'm a feeler?

[@steviej3112]

MBTI feeler?

[@raedjamal5779]

you have both feeling and thinking cognitive functions, look that up.

[@Essays4College]

LOL "Brown-eyed girl"

[@fattyjaybird7505]

Hey now, that bassline is the shit!

[@samwhisky2374]

Remember Pete Best ?

[@kylemonkiewicz2803]

The world wants me to be an a hole but i hate being an a hole but svery time i dont act like an a hole i get stepped on lose money it like it a punishment if your a man and your nice

[@simonv5018]

Put yourself in more situations you believe in but go against the sheep to where you finally stop caring anymore.

[@saragabriel4224]

29:32- 30:07- 30:44- 32:44- 36:15-

[@alexandriascott4656]

Your so funny and true! ♥️👏🙌👍😂

[@chintz7428]

Canada is stupid. Even though it is on easy mode, if you were here needing all those medical tests you needed, you would still be waiting. And apparently 2 out of 3 dies on a waiting list where I am. I need surgery, let's see how long this takes XD

[@dannybans23]

So Canada is stupid bc they have a more reliable healthcare system?

[@chintz7428]

@@dannybans23 Reliable in that I will probably die on a waiting list

[@dannybans23]

@@chintz7428 well in the States you likely wouldn't be able to afford it in the first place!

[@chintz7428]

I have probably paid more in taxes in my life than shit I have bought for myself XD

[@CubanLibertarian]

Normal = average = mediocre

[@cabragooncabulous4082]

A new truth bwtter be audible

[@demetriusalexander6829]

Lol that book thicker than the bible

[@bobpoop6025]

LOL!!! I'm watching this from Ryerson

[@dannybans23]

Aye shoutout Ryerson University - Toronto, Canada!

[@rayme4raw]

What do you mean deference? They all got to have their own opinion which is usually today’s talking points they don’t give a shit what I think and it’s usually the opposite I have today’s approved narrative.

[@StyleAndSpeedx]

Take a shot everytime cappy caughs.

[@hededcdn]

M.P.s -minister parliament

[@CubanLibertarian]

MPs

[@leanhnguyet71]

😆

[@nocuh]

You're def feverish to suggest Venture Bros is better than ATHF. It's good but cappy pls

[@hededcdn]

Your opinion son.

[@nocuh]

...is the correct opinion, sport

[@hededcdn]

@@nocuh bro, athf is what it is, ridiculous stoner crazy bullshit, which i like. Venture actually has something like a plot and used to have good writing, originally. It's apples and oranges man.

[@nocuh]

ATHF began by trying to have plot like a meta, more surreal Scooby Doo. By the 3rd episode its irony and mostly sardonic humor was the clear appeal and they dropped the detective shtick to focus on absurdist writing and visual gags, where cartoons shine like no other medium. Venture Bros never detached itself from being meta scuffed adult Johnny Quest, and I mean that as a compliment. It's been more literal and good at what it does, before falling off. If that is your preference then enjoy tf out of it, but cartoons have been done better.

[@notyourechochamber3137]

CLAREY YOU TOTALLY MISSED HIS POINT. You somewhat answered his question indirectly, but you did not give it justice. Imagine going full gunny Hartman in full metal jacket when Leonard needed to know if he was just getting tough love or unnecessary cruelty. Being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole isn't the answer. Yes. It is an art. Yes. It requires you to practice not giving shit. No. It is not always the best thing to do. Yes. It IS somewhat age sensitive. You have to know what you're talking about. You have to have experience. And you can't go too far. Again. YOU MISSED THIS ONE BY A LONG SHOT. I feel for this guy cuz, it's tough to be a heartless prick to someone you care about just to get your point across.

[@Mainline2U]

I disagree. Overall good advice. It is an art and a process, as each person has to discover the proper balance for themselves.

[@nathanrysnan960]

Butting in flashlifhts rn