How To Cyberpunk 2077

[@PunkDuck]

CDPR didn't let me use Cyberpunk footage for my review which is perfect since I didn't play it lol

[@TheGreatDookieMan]

I mean, all I’m saying is, there aren’t any quips in combat, I don’t think there are any at all actually, and not wanting a voiced protagonist is more of a preference, not to say it isn’t a viable criticism. Also, melee is completely viable, in fact it’s really OP with a good operating system and a few perks. I agree that the bloom was overkill, and it’s BS that you can’t turn it off. On top of that, you can romance multiple people. Agreed that gameplay is pretty barebones though. I know this isn’t meant to be an actual review, just somethin’ to make people laugh, which it does succeed at, but some of your points just aren’t true, which doesn’t seem fair to CDPR to me. Besides, there’s plenty to clown on in the glitches alone, but everyone else has already done that, so I guess I’ll give you credit for some originality, doesn’t make your points any less false though.

[@CZOM027]

@@TheGreatDookieMan Everything is op, the game is balanced poorly, pick your preference.

[@splatman3589]

@@TheGreatDookieMan honestly the game is pretty good. This was my first shooter style open world rpg (I played breath of the wild which has vastly different gameplay from Cyberpunk) and I really enjoyed it. Yes the game crashed A LOT and yes there were several times I had issues that harmed my experience, but overall I still enjoy playing the game and I trust that the major bugs and crashes will soon be fixed.

[@Twitch2099]

I was so confused watching the gameplay footage in the background like "wtf this isn't Cyberpunk" lmao

[@indulge6207]

Idc what you use i love all your content man keep uploading

[@Rexsismite]

God do I ever miss the homies

[@KuroiShiAnimu]

Why can't Xbalanque read?

[@brokenmekhane5807]

@@KuroiShiAnimu That's a joke we ain't ever gonna forget lmao

[@SusLord718]

The podcasts you guys used to make were pretty funny

[@hollow8194]

@@KuroiShiAnimu Because he played cyberpunk with max bloom effects on

[@googus7584]

Saw this right as that part played

[@SamDaDude]

Man I miss the homies too

[@wildinferno1546]

Samdude is here?? Samdude yeh I love Samdude No actually I love your vids.

[@thejfj]

Melee builds for life

[@renno2679]

Yea theyre actually usable with time slows and dodging time slows.

[@lempreurthaurissan6497]

I see you too like getting a 2 seconds animation every time you kill (one shot) an ennemy with mantis blades

[@thejfj]

@@lempreurthaurissan6497 mantis blades? Cringe.

[@cyanayk]

Oh snap its J

[@Jacks5of2Spades6]

The crossover I never knew I needed

[@CircleToonsHD]

this is a funny video, i watched it, it was funny

[@AhmadLad]

Watch the rest mate. He's got a similar sense of humor to you

[@riduls9137]

Great commentary

[@Epicness04]

Is that TircleCoonsLQ?!?!?

[@falcor2325]

This is a funny comment, I read it, it was funny.

[@legionaryassassin3802]

Hahohe funny

[@soloDoubleJ]

I miss the homies too man 😢

[@lackadaisical4734]

Who are you

[@happypunky4129]

@@lackadaisical4734 He's pretty cool

[@twjamjam]

@@lackadaisical4734 idk never seen him before

[@datalysjr3339]

@@lackadaisical4734 oh I think this is Shaggy from scooby doo I think?

[@nuggettscout5715]

This dude gets carried in single player games.

[@joshparks372]

That ending was the most creative way to call someone disabled that I've ever heard in my life

[@noodlefunny]

You can still upload videos? Puh-lease.

[@CTowny]

A-maze-ing

[@TrelliRelli]

you're breathtaking

[@PunkDuck]

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[@sanitynotincluded4837]

@@PunkDuck haha four days later to say r/wholesum

[@thesmiteguy3293]

@@PunkDuck Why OH WHY can't you catch COvid?!?! i'll hope for the day

[@babyyoda2745]

@@thesmiteguy3293 what the fuck. Why would u hope for that

[@SafiSierra87]

@@babyyoda2745 months late, but by looking at his channel description, he’s probably trolling

[@Allskil88]

I refuse to believe the asuka inflation clip is actually from EVA.

[@PunkDuck]

Episode 10: ''The Magma Diver'' at exactly the 10 minute mark.

[@SIL_V]

@@PunkDuck my guy had that info on speed dial.

[@nerocladius4319]

@@SIL_V he def returns to the episode multiple times a week

[@elizabeth5561]

@@PunkDuck respect for remembering the precise details. Also, thanks for using the stray sheep BGM from Catherine around ending before the outro.

[@Legoluigi26]

@@PunkDuck thanks. I lost nnn.

[@josefwareham135]

The smile on my face when I saw this notification :D

[@jamiewindeler6404]

Same

[@prestigious7234]

Yes

[@engineerdv3427]

I swear I thought my mind was fucking with me when I saw the notification like.....” wait a minute........IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS...YEAA-“

[@ricatdomeow5624]

ofc you had to squeeze in a big chungus easter egg at the end

[@RyuzakitheGuardian]

EVA did that first and it at least turned me on

[@Scarf_Man]

"Car trouble" is one way of putting it

[@skepperpepper]

@@alexneufeld8918 he got hit by a car

[@thebluelobsterking8695]

@@skepperpepper and then burst his spleen open when he got too mad at avery

[@REDEEMERWOLF]

I thought it was an ED joke.

[@TheScepter25]

So happy cyberpunk bounced back

[@JustALaddd]

I love the 'How to' series so much, you don't hold back on the humor and thats so fucking entertaining. Keep it up!

[@shoggy532]

The King is finally back. We missed you

[@siei3i37]

aaaaand hes gone again

[@Ziggsters1515]

@@siei3i37 still gone...

[@Crowborn]

Would be nice if the car had missed him too eh

[@AquosYeah]

I'm glad your alright man it's good to see your back

[@TheCeekon]

that end bit got me for a second there. Brutal.

[@lance4x]

Finally another vid after 5 months

[@theta682pl]

I love how the video swaps to EYE halfway through

[@ThePhilipus]

"Car trouble" LMAO

[@LeFrankist]

I'd love to see more of these. Just an overall opinion on any game. You make great use of your editing. Hope to see more!

[@volterian3704]

OMG Pink Dick upload and it has Catherine music at the end.

[@bakasura1542]

I’ve never clicked off of the hub so fast

[@Impel-p8e]

github?

[@bakasura1542]

@@Impel-p8e yep. For sure

[@Icaruz99]

“Car troubles” Glad you’re feeling better, Ed. Keep doing what you do, my man.

[@mrsquigglybits8058]

Yooooo punk duck my guy your back

[@professorboysen5341]

a punk duck vid? count me the f in 🔥

[@UltimateOutcast]

3:28 love the LowTierGod reference you made. Absolutely breathtaking

[@TazmilyGum]

“And they just had a ramp installed” LMAO

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

2:33 that 1 second of the berserk theme in the background made me laugh so hard.

[@Lethal-Protector]

Seeing you in my notifications is like seeing a boat after being stranded on a deserted island for years

[@sashimi9923]

Glad to hear your voice again man

[@ivobril4445]

This is just what I needed. The last second alone was worth watching this video for. Hooe you’re doing well Ed!

[@Weskperr]

Hell yeah another video

[@ItsBelial]

ARE MY EYES DECIEVING ME? A PUNK DUNK UPLOAD?! In all seriousness, its so good to see another upload from you.

[@TaeSunWoo]

Multiple Neon Genesis Evangelion references and Persona 4 music? Alright I like your style

[@yugijak]

I saw this and just could NOT see what you cooked up. I was NOT disappointed. Especially the 1984 joke

[@ll-struniverse1725]

I love how this man hilariously gives reviews of games like this. 👌

[@Daddy_Skeletor]

Jesus I love your humor. Id love to wheel you into that bar

[@mcorqeneral886]

I legit dropped whatever I was doing to watch this masterpiece bro. Nice video DUCKMAN

[@Heoltor]

A good rant is always appreciated

[@Rare-One]

Father we miss you please come back with the milk.... the cereal is lonely without company. I have plenty of Beer, Cigars, and cash waiting for you please come home.

[@lowki5768]

He has risen!

[@treats9081]

He has risen indeed

[@hellothere729]

when the world needed him most he vanished

[@karasu_3406]

When the world needed him most, he returned

[@corvo2776]

worth the wait (the video not the game)

[@Lacedtheinfinite]

Guess we’ll see Ducks next video in 2077

[@spahghettiboi4150]

I'm glad to see you're back!

[@Lindowassim]

Yeah myth told us that u had a '' car montage'' Anyway happy that u'r back

[@ricardosaulo3395]

I missed u so much… thanks for making another video :D

[@C39SHARKDRAKE]

Nice to see you back dude!

[@alexthegreat-dz5ur]

I love it how the videos about cyberpunk 2077 but 90% of the footage is not the game

[@tatsuya.]

return of the king

[@jsilva2953]

Hey man, excellent video as always. See you in 5 months

[@phantomzombiegames659]

yessssssss daddy punk duck is back in business

[@SeanstonVA]

Jesus Christ Brendaniel killed me in this

[@Mike-ds2ev]

The hint of vermillion gates in the music was a nice touch

[@3nk0re76]

yes new video i love you punk duck

[@thethirst1768]

What we've all been waiting for in 2021.

[@Y2KMDJ]

The king 👑 has returned!!

[@alex93091]

I really appreciated sneaking the E.Y.E. footage in there

[@xCinnabar]

That quip at Bulletstorm got me lmao. I can't wait for another game man we need it.

[@pylonesdan3855]

"Had some car trouble" LMFAO hope you are feeling better!

[@tahaelhour690]

I don't know when I subbed here, but i don't regret it.

[@IsThatDonnieDiddle]

Holy shit punk duck uploaded

[@josephnextup1935]

I’ll never miss a punk duck upload I’ll die for this

[@phoenixblaze5491]

Sweet a pd vid. See yall next year

[@skaggon1275]

Every time I find myself thinking damn its been a while since punkduck made a video there you are on Twitter restoring my faith in humanity

[@kddoddok7408]

Today before episode 8 of Shingeki no kyojin i got this beautiful notification, it's like Christmas but 11 months early!

[@kddoddok7408]

it's 7, episode 7

[@memethemastermonarch9459]

That bar with the ramp bit was by far Punk's best roast just from all the passive agressive vibes coming off.

[@light5059]

Dam that one big homie that FINALLY is back

[@VelocityXBX]

I sit here watching videos of the past to finally complete my journey here man do I miss punk duck for smite videos to present day videos it just makes me nostalgic

[@cyruscraig5789]

The 3 second guts theme in the background for the homie part really hit differently. 😭

[@eddmonk1849]

YAY... hope you’re feeling better m8

[@andresterrazas855]

Itd be cool if you would try it again. Its a pretty good game now

[@deejloaf]

Excellent video my guy , hope to see another soonish 🤘

[@srzadka5010]

Just to point out, game was NOT in development for 8 years. Pre-production started in 2015, full production in second half of 2016, months after Witcher 3 last expansion. Then started crunches, kicking out people who made Witcher success, canceling RPG thing. Game you see now started in April 2018, when they hired plebbit god, Neo, canceling and scrapping content and ideas (like there being 3 paths) and moving it to Keanu path, because they didn't pay millions for him to have the same impact as Kojima (yes, you could pick your "Johnny" and Kojima was one, now there's only leftovers and pointless cameo). Other than that, great video and you get well deserved thumbs up. Straight and to the point.

[@bbagginsmcswaggins]

Punk Duck has returned to us in our time of greatest need.

[@Susanowo2402]

deus ex punk machina: electric boogaloo, love the footage LOL

[@Nixilikus]

The ramp joke at the end was executed flawlessly, Just like partygoers in 2020.

[@sirmaniac176]

The guy is back :)

[@caffeine7539]

thank you punkduck very cool

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

And now it's pretty good!

[@aaronmccloud5418]

Wow, Punk Duck made a video. Now I've seen everything.

[@nikton7486]

Holy shit he is back!

[@nkosig4995]

Oh I forgot about this game. After putting in a 100 hours

[@Impel-p8e]

Another great video duck

[@stealthguy7249]

there he is, theres the funny duck guy

[@anguscarruthers2868]

That ramp joke at the end practically killed me

[@johnx140]

PUNK DUCK IS BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[@brunogabric85]

This has been waiting a long time

[@koishibestwaifu4904]

We missed you Punk Duck

[@HeavenlyFrost]

Ok, now this? This is epic

[@perryborn2777]

I love how most of the clips were from EYE, Divine Cybermancy

[@kiklonio]

The Brendan quotes killed me

[@benyaminsaki2686]

wow we have been blessed boys he uploaded

[@goodguybrady]

Your uploads are like Protests, it happens 4 times a year and never fails to entertain me.

[@swampfox3578]

"car trouble" lmao, Also you go from getting us 2 vids in 1 month and now this one is 5 months later lol love the content man