How To Date A Metalhead

Sarah learns what it's like to date a metalhead while Chris realizes what it's like to date a non metalhead.
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[@vonfaahquard8532]

She took more interest in metal in 10 mins than my wife did in 10 years

[@eurosnuke1678]

feel you bro..

[@eurosnuke1678]

listened magma about 40-20 times through and i think it starts to be my favourite gojira album :3 u?

[@vonfaahquard8532]

yeah, i like it but i dont think its as good as the last 2

[@onehitjohn]

LOL

[@Balls6To6You6]

i pity you hahahahah but then again i had the same problem with most of my exes... gah.

[@hollynicole5667]

"I washed your vest"..... I had a heart attack

[@laurafrei1037]

Me too

[@greyclamp4657]

@@laurafrei1037 dude same

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

also when she said hot topic I could feel the pain.

[@greyclamp4657]

@@dylanschmeichel2008 who buys bracers at hot topic. Use an old belt, buy some 2 inch long spikes and rock it. Plus its cheaper than hot topic.

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

@@greyclamp4657 Exactly, I bought one bracer online but the other is gorgoroth style long ass spikes I poked into some old leather.

[@huskytan]

"I washed your vest" That's so sad. Alexa, play Angel of Death by Slayer.

[@xtexaschainsawx]

LMAO

[@sole__doubt]

You can head bop to that bro! Lol

[@djellisofficial5626]

Alexa, play Cemetery Gates

[@metalregime9581]

Alexa, play Angel Of Death by Slayer, we need to make some scars of the crucifix on this girl in the tomb of the mutilated

[@ZubyOil]

Makes me think of ging ging from that one youtube channel

[@artyomziizdani1979]

“It’s like in metal when the beat drops” it hurts my soul

[@scrambles6669]

Same. My spine almost collapsed

[@poserdisposer6460]

Okay, but there is a badass drop into the breakdown in domination. What do you call it in metal?

[@8-mir]

@@poserdisposer6460 I would call it a build-up, or anything else than "drop", which is already tied to EDM or dubstep.

[@marcelo.bassalo]

"Lamb of Dog" WUT

[@RapsCalorie]

Your fuckin Lamb Lamb Shit

[@katesawyer6188]

+Someonedamn "The Sabbaths"

[@MrCapone1996]

Or Iron Man

[@DarkBaptism]

Metallicas lol

[@parabadjmetalhead1392]

Marcelo Bassalo iron man xD

[@happyhellday3]

The saddest thing of the video is that he never got his Megadeth shirt back :'(

[@toastmalone6079]

+happyhellday3 I thought when he called her back in the ending he was gonna say "You still have my megadeth shirt.."

[@joshmorales4738]

I was thinking the exact same thing haha

[@kimberblack8800]

Agreed

[@satan1189]

Its chris, he probably bought the same shirt 6 times

[@joselizardo3798]

I think you mean "Megadeath"

[@radicaledward1129]

As a chick that listens to metal and punk,it's the same with dudes. So many guys try to pretend because they want to know what it's like to be with a chick that looks 'goth'. Like im some sort of novelty.I dated this one guy that said he liked metal, come to find out he thought nickleback was metal.i put on deicide and it scared the shit outta him. He actually said that napalm death hurt his ears and meant it! Then he made me listen to techno. Techno! Needless to say it didn't last.I sacrificed him to Satan and bathed in his blood. Nice shirt by the way!

[@madisonclaire4191]

Radical Edward me reading up until “Needless to say...”: wow how stupid me after: oH

[@Ilshatey]

Noice

[@NeinFeline]

Techno is cool

[@tuntematontyyppi1612]

Nice one😂

[@sadson420]

"Sacrificed him to Satan and bathed in his blood" 😂 that legitimately made me laugh so hard

[@KratosofSparta9]

“You’re not gonna find anyone as metal as me” that cracked me up 😂😂😂

[@ButtahDawgMcDouble]

Dave Mustardstain

[@hatross7586]

Hello me!

[@ButtahDawgMcDouble]

@@hatross7586 meet the real you, in your misfits way of life?

[@skullsaintdead]

Not true. He wears white sneakers. White. Sneakers.

[@sunshine-zp4uq]

@@ButtahDawgMcDouble I just fucking cackled

[@isaiahhernandez8160]

"Nothing else really matters tho right?" lol I died when she didn't get the reference!

[@xtexaschainsawx]

Same

[@e.cdoesit1010]

SAME

[@deadmeme8122]

yeah but we "NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY SAAAAYYYYY"

[@8-mir]

@Astera Nightshade My parents had it played in their wedding actually

[@jjjjjjjj5737]

Even someone who isn’t a metal head should get it

[@nock3893]

“Lamb Of Dog” “Hardcore” “Iron Man” I can’t, it’s 30 seconds in and it’s already too good.

[@lunahetfield]

I am iron man

[@Uubbfippk]

@@lunahetfield *Bwurrrrr* *Bwurrrrr* da da du da dun dun dadadada duh dun dun duh

[@somegirl558]

Lamp of dog .

[@molopolokohahakov8252]

@@Uubbfippk Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind ?

[@matisseedgaryoshihara5625]

"I washed your vest" was where I cracked up

[@unomduscucapu7710]

You married yet? Well now you are

[@cliffm2k3]

His patches would have been faded if she actually washed it!

[@xtexaschainsawx]

You never wash a metalhead's battle vest. Never.

[@Rivwe]

Dude I fucking died when she referred to headbanging as “Headbopping”

[@AOV-rv3ov]

You what!?

[@luukderuijter1332]

"i can't pay for your uber" didn't know he played bass

[@seanglueckert8312]

he actually does

[@ashleypitman3869]

Low blow. He could play drums as well :)

[@moonlightmadness5849]

how to loose your metal friend in 9 minutes.

[@jayleemichael6663]

"in metal...when the beat drops" LMAO

[@glenndeeznuts5166]

*T H E H E A D B O P P I N G*

[@natalienapalm7510]

YOU NEVER WASH THE VEST "I listened to your lamb lamb!"

[@mrsscreamgirl5332]

One day I will tell my boyfriend that I washed his vest just to see him freak out

[@xtexaschainsawx]

@@mrsscreamgirl5332 lmfao

[@guitarboy7044]

What is the reason to not wash IT?

[@supermasterfighter]

guitarboy it removes the mosh smell. If I ever wash my vest it’s because it gets so vile that not even metalheads can bear to be around me.

[@lunahetfield]

"What is that? Iron man? Iron man?"

[@Velociter]

"What's you're favorite Metallica album." "The one with Sandman on it." Totally used to be me.

[@dlblox27]

At least you have seen the light friendo.

[@Velociter]

Stanley Milton yep

[@theultimategun2211]

PooleParty24/7 me too😂

[@icecoldgames2001]

"The one with Nothing else matters on it" used to be me =)))

[@SpeedbeetleV2]

It used to be most of us, lets be honest

[@luckydominguez2654]

Chris hair is a mix betwseen Cliff Burton and Dimebag Darrell

[@basserman]

lucky dominguez a quite powerful combination id say

[@cliffburton6716]

But he doesn’t play DA BASS

[@damikolod]

And jesus

[@seanglueckert8312]

oh my god you're right

[@seanglueckert8312]

yes he does

[@dalime605]

"I washed your vest" nope. out of this house. NOW.

[@savagedab6975]

Atleast he drank all her beer

[@Nantosuelta]

I banish you forthwith from the lands of rohan!!!

[@g0r3gutzz72]

Exactly

[@dalime605]

I've only washed my vest ONCE in the 6 years ive owned it lol thankfully all the patches survived lol

[@michaelfyoufyi4191]

a girl who loves metal, the most beautiful creation of god... I wish I had one

[@meerkat8769]

I wish you the best of luck.

[@lt7601]

It's rare

[@nickkohlmann]

Most of my friends are female metalheads

[@skullsaintdead]

Where do you live? Im in Perth, Western Australia for the record.

[@nickkohlmann]

@@skullsaintdead Germany

[@jacobjohnson9115]

His face screams kill me now

[@Exmorted]

In all fairness, I know it's a joke and all, but if a girl cares this much about you to the point of being as obsessed as she is acting to be, it doesn't really matter that she gets the metal-trivia right or not. because in the end... it doesn't even matter, because nothing else matters. God that was a shitty doublejoke.

[@jhofffilms]

+Exmorted good point and its also showing how ignorant some metal fans are.

[@Exmorted]

Jhofffilms I'd say it's more arrogance. Normally metalheads can be extremely open to anything and everyone, very welcoming and kind, however there are some bad apples who just REEK of pretentiousness and those are the ones who will claim that unless you know the exact lyric at 2:11 in Motörhead's song "Overkill" then you're not a "real metalhead".

[@antoniusmetal]

+Exmorted Exactly. I'm from Ecuador and that happens a lot here. Funny how the "metal phenomenon" seems to be so similar everywhere.

[@Exmorted]

antoniusmetal To be fair, it happens here in Denmark too, but most of the time I see it, it's just a joke and *not* done in all seriousness at all, which is good, but of course the serious primordial tribalism of metal-elistism still exists. Just like with any other group, there are going to be some people who will only associate with people in the in-group, and they will attempt to find flaws in people that makes them the out-group.

[@ThisIsMaiAccount]

+Exmorted That wasn't the point. She kept insisting that she was really into the "Lamb Lamb Shit" and "Metallicas" but wasn't. It's not trivia, lol. If you really like a band and declare that you do so, people are going to expect you to actually know the discogs.

[@traceyrychewhite6374]

Dude, she's just trying to scam your cool gear! Dump her! Lol

[@hornypervert3781]

Tracey Ryche White No if she say she is a metalhead she is a metalhead.

[@813lynch]

That's exactly what happens to me. I clothe & feed more chicks than the Salvation Army

[@thecoldcrew9191]

dead

[@katierose8035]

Don't let her take your merch!!!

[@813lynch]

Mermaid Man You're foolish.im not even gonna get on your level,cuz it's too low. You're mom probably is a free base queen.

[@joshuacreed1250]

"We've progressed so much as a couple!!" *"O_O ... we're a couple now?"*

[@technoreb4201]

I could see the pain in his eyes when she said Enter Sandman is the best.

[@dbgrfdg]

+TechnoREB *Sandman

[@MegaDk911]

+dbgrfdg that's what he said

[@dbgrfdg]

nate likens watch the video m8

[@MegaDk911]

Yeah I realized after lmao . my bad man

[@pineapplefarmer7352]

"all the metalites" [when the cringe is too strong]

[@territalkingtime]

OMG yes! the cringe-force is tooooo strong here!

[@frostedflakes8432]

Pineapple Farmer she said Metallicas

[@mordechai_engels]

I thought she said metalaids

[@octavia88]

I like how my boyfriend (goth) forgets all the time that the people in the scene are called METALHEADS or headbangers...calls them "METAL PEOPLE" 🤦

[@ThaGhostGhod]

WHAT? Ok Where’s muh Dagger

[@thedevilofmetal5335]

It is I the metal based life form

[@nickkohlmann]

@@thedevilofmetal5335 XD

[@lordvlygar2963]

I'll take metal people.

[@Reilia_]

Better than most people that would say like satanists or people who like screamo or whatever else. Metal people isn't that bad.

[@anatomicalvenus]

My boyfriend doesn't even try as hard as she does. He's constantly complaining that metal is "too loud".

[@johnathonmcdaniel751]

Kelsey Hanlon dump him lol

[@LadySeraphineCC]

Kelsey Hanlon I hope you dumped his ass 😂

[@theshamanofenterprise7408]

You can do so much better.

[@brokenteethalbumreviews5388]

Dump that pussy!!!

[@charlottehandler1140]

My ex too

[@NecroQ0801]

he look like Jesus with out a hat

[@adansmith5299]

MetalCell742617000047 I have found a new leader

[@MiguelCruz-uv3ui]

MetalCell742617000047. Your a complete idiot!YOU and only YOU really knows what Jesus Christ looks like??ddduuuuuhhhh.

[@Amamkoncahuanquichu]

No, YOU look like Jésus without a hat. Jerk.

[@stagedirecter2254]

MetalCell742617000047 SLIPKNOT

[@reneejordan1423]

MetalCell742617000047 HEEEE DOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!

[@tad9258]

My cringe has reached maximum potential.

[@pantera89]

me to, and no way in hell would she be wearing any of my MegaDeth shirts...\\m//

[@imawreck6586]

Yeah it makes me want to listen to thrle sabbats

[@prepareyouranus4142]

@Exhumed Identity r/iamverybadass

[@marceloconnor6091]

I don’t know the coloration between the word cringe, and being a liberal. Either way, anyone of any political background(except nazis and homophobes) can listen to metal in my opinion. Also chill the fuck out.

[@prepareyouranus4142]

@Exhumed Identity use commas here and there

[@alinktometal7269]

His expressions are priceless 😂😂

[@xzeeonie7221]

"I washed your vest" Ohh the pain.... 😭😂

[@leas8757]

I've seen more metalhead dudes with like absolutely non metalhead girls than actually metalhead dudes with metalhead girls....like wtf....are we metalhead women so rare or what?

[@dlblox27]

You are indeed rare, it really sucks when one of you moves away and then you have no one to talk metal with. Shit hurts yo.

[@m8rte]

Really? Cause I am a girl and I listen to metal since I was very little, I cant even listen anything else. But then I started to date this metalhead guy and he was so fuckin anoying....today I date a motard...much cooler.

[@nightskiesburialground5886]

m8rte Haha

[@lukeystukes]

Lilith Lithium Yes you are very rare. And for a guy who basically listens exclusively to metal, its pretty much a requirement for me.

[@smoleagle3818]

Yeah I thought the same thing. I've been listening to metal since i was 7. My brother got me in it lol

[@Sleepyless]

You needed to look straight into the camera on that "NOTHING ELSE REALLY MATTERS" joke LOL HAHA

[@1097jad]

I FUCKING LOST IT SO HARD WHEN HE DID THAT

[@Sleepyless]

+1097jad BEST JOKE 2016 AND SHE DIDNT EVEN CACHED IT

[@Sleepyless]

+1097jad 4:10 THE FACE OF A LOST MAN

[@atila-et9tc]

You can see a frustrated Chris trying to correct her devil horns at 5:14

[@kiirsttx]

My god he's a beautiful man, wow.

[@oliviapadmore1737]

SirenOfTheAbyss omg yeah 😂

[@thedevilofmetal5335]

My bro does be lookin like a lady killer

[@broseph6877]

Metal Jesus

[@azwris]

His origin you see..

[@ashes8596]

IFKR

[@venrakdrake]

The Sabbaths The Metallicas Lamb of Dog Iron Mam Megadeath Toxicology Headbopping Metalites Metal Apocalypse Gene Simmons invented \m/ When the beat drops in metal Did I miss any? LOL

[@flz02]

walking dead isnt hardcore enough...

[@flz02]

Obertron instead of obituary

[@flz02]

the metals

[@TheJebusCorner]

Skelewitch

[@Day_v_doge]

"I listen to your fuckin' Lamb Lamb shit."

[@victoriansteam1562]

The problem is not her knowing anything. The problem is her acting as if she did. Like...... The cringe was so strong XD

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Thats true. She could have said its so interesting and she would like to learn more because she likes the guy... then change the subject.

[@morbidapple5794]

Right when she said hot topic I was pissed off.

[@VXVoid]

@@morbidapple5794 you can buy from hot topic and still be a metalhead.

[@jj_sakoo]

Random girl wears band shirt: Me: *Is this a potential girlfriend*

[@zane_wiley]

Only if they listen to the band.

[@thisisbananaramaandtheanth9348]

@@zane_wiley That's where I come in

[@loganobrien6518]

Any girl makes small talk to me for 2 minutes: Me: is this a potential girlfriend?

[@mtinfinity7845]

zdubz xx Exactly only if they aren't posers

[@thalix582]

*random girl that bought a metallica-tshirt at h&m not knowing that its a band appears* Hate these people, there not even posers, they simply just DONT KNOW ANYTHING about music, which kinda also scares me..

[@DEATHCHICKEN1337]

If you don’t like having a conversation in black metal vocals in bed at midnight then you can’t have me.

[@squeeps5765]

Best fucking comment here. *starts impersonating dead*

[@nikolamiljkovic3359]

Bro, you killed me :'D

[@RENEGADO_FANTASMA]

🤣🤣

[@metalupyourass9247]

Then, you can listen to Midnight (black metal band)

[@axzelvonzeherzaroychelx8338]

I sleep while listening black metal. Ahahaha That's better tho.

[@pckrfan93]

"I washed your vest," Shit just hit the fan.

[@danidreams5621]

Some guys don't mind it but I'd never ever wash someone's vest or jacket without permission like fuck my mom ruined my jacket By doing that shit

[@Morfeusm]

That moment when you realize Megadeth has no a in it And you are metalhead for years....

[@7Peppers]

My favorite comment so far^^

[@Eseckiels]

damn i feel you xD i felt like i never Listend to this Kind of music xD

[@theali8oras274]

the moment you realize your iq

[@koffinkiss]

Morfeus I'm so glad I'm not alone. I've never actually had to spell it out.

[@mordechai_engels]

Eseckiels what the name of quorthon do you listen to, then? Blackened death metal? Because blackened death metal is good too

[@marcanthonybattenberg7636]

I'm a metalhead, I've been listening to metal since childhood, my girlfriend listens to bands like Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, we get along so well and we've introduced eachother to tons of bands. She got me more into tom petty and more classic rock, and she now listens to slayer and exodus. We're both happy. We got this way because she told me "I don't know much about metal but I'd love to try listening to it."

[@reemsreg]

“I love you and I want to lear-“ “We’re on the love level now... ok”

[@Anonymous__-uo6zq]

id give her some points for giving a fuck. Pretty much any girl I have dated wouldn't have even gone that far.

[@grimsamedi4014]

True

[@Stormwoken]

Of course people do not bother. The fact that someone considers the genre of music they merely listen to one of the defining points of their personality is sad.

[@Anonymous__-uo6zq]

+Stormwoken It is not about defining oneself based on the type of music you listen to. Think about it this way, If you were a really into fitness, how easy would it be to be with a girl that hates to work out and eats fast food all day? Or if you are an artist, could you date a girl that hates art? In my opinion, its not even about the music. Its about taking interest in what the person you date is passionate about. It just so happens that this dude (and the majority of people that see this video I assume) are passionate about the music they listen to. Granted there is an entire style intertwined with the music, in the same way other genres have (country music, rap music, etc.). Don't judge, man. I am quite certain that you have some strong interests too. If not, your life must be incredibly boring.

[@Stormwoken]

I know, I am passionate about music, too, for example. Incidentally, I also happen to play music and that music also happens to be metal. However, there is something cringeworthy about expecting one's significant other to reciprocate the interests and passions, rather than to just understand them empathically. On the other hand, I am fairly older than people on the video, so it might be the generation gap.

[@afterthefact2852]

true that

[@1krani]

Short answer: 1) Don't be a **** 2) Don't call it screamo. 3) Give metal half a chance. 4) Don't be a **** Use whichever four-letter word you prefer.

[@silentsilent4601]

5.get in the kitchen and make me turkey pot pie and bring me my bong ... and a beer.

[@jasonfoster3111]

6) Make sure if you like something other than metal you don't diss metal for no reason. Most metalheads are respectful people so don't instigate fights

[@1krani]

@@jasonfoster3111 I'd say that, but that would make me a hypocrite since I regularly shit on ALL techno, ALL dubstep and ALL electro-pop or whatever Katy Perry and her dime-a-dozen clone cohorts sing.

[@marcanthonybattenberg7636]

@@jasonfoster3111 that's like my girlfriend and I, she likes tom pretty and the beatles and I like slayer and megadeth, and we get along and listen to eachothers music and have so much fun!

[@NeverGiveUpExisting]

As a girl who has been listening to metal for the majority of her life... Metal is an anchor that holds us all down. It helps us cope and deal. Especially with anger. I have hit walls with my firsts while listening to metal when I was at my all time low and wow it's amazingly therapeutic. Normie guys could never understand that. I scare them. And frankly, I am fine with that. What was my point? Idk.

[@dacksonflux]

I think it's interesting how certain communities of people consider others who aren't part of their group to be "normal". There's a tech obsessed weab out there who thinks you're normal. Isn't that funny?

[@ghostofdeftones.]

im not like other girls monologue

[@deaankoekemoer5471]

"When the beat drops" I'm bleeding internally xD

[@arathar24l]

I remember talking to a girl who said she listened to rock/metal. She said she was into iron maiden/acdc/guns n roses, so I started talking about my tastes. Eventually I asked if she liked Pink Floyd, and she was like "yeah!" and I'm like "what's your favourite album? Mine is Wish You Were Here." and she was like "I don't know those" and i'm like "Wait, that's one of their most loved albums! you can't be a fan of pink floyd if you don't know that album" she insisted she was a fan, and i was like "of pink floyd?" and she was like "Of pink! you know, the girl with the hair?" I corrected myself, dying inside. Turns out she had never heard of Pink Floyd.

[@donjon8170]

lmfao.

[@danielscottlahner323]

+Aratharr I don't know the names of Pink Floyd albums, doesn't mean I haven't heard them before or don't like them. There is a difference between "I like them" and "I am a huge fan".

[@arathar24l]

Daniel Scott Lahner The conversation went on longer than I explained, I asked if she knew a whole bunch of other songs, like "Us and Them", "Money", "Echoes", "Comfortably numb" "Another brick in the wall", etc, I just kind of summed it up in a short sentence with her not knowing "Wish you were here".

[@danielscottlahner323]

Aratharr Sorry I missed the part where she said she thought you were talking about Pink. I don't know Pink Floyd song names off the top of my head other than another brick in the wall and money, but the other ones I instantly remember when mentioned. They have all been on the radio of course, its strange that a person would not know who Pink Floyd is.

[@danidreams5621]

Oh my god that is so funny I don't really particularly like pink floid but how do you not know who they are?

[@MacassarMusic]

Am I the only one who's feeling unconfortable while looking at this? Edit: In the end, I'll still stick to my opinion -- metalheads should date metalheads.

[@Jukelol23333]

rockgirl702 Agree

[@Tyrannic_OW]

Lmao if only other metalheads were easy to find

[@813lynch]

I'm cringing

[@mtinfinity7845]

SentryWolf same tho lol Someone make a dating app for metalheads

[@AceLM92]

@@mtinfinity7845 so poser chicks can go on there to trick lonely fools into paying unreasonable amounts of money to watch the chick on a live cam site do a strip tease in Kreator merch?

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

She disrespected the Dio!

[@HeavyMetal95]

She is not right in the head

[@robbiemoreland3869]

I would want my t-shirts back

[@chiken4107]

When she said that Gene Simmons invented the devil horns i threw maybe a few more tables than i should. Ok maybe too much... i destroyed my house

[@sophiekuchinka1605]

Sounds like you have some anger issues to deal with

[@schizophrenicgaming5007]

I burnt my house...

[@schizophrenicgaming5007]

And a church...

[@killemall4087]

I wanted to kill myself

[@johnnyutah9755]

She ain’t getting the dick if she don’t know the complete lyrics to holy diver

[@blazejecar]

Honestly, if I'd even find a girl like that I'd give her props for trying. Like really, she still showed more interest than any girl I've met

[@Janderpenis]

blazejecar nah man you won't trust me just run away

[@livvyloveylaughy7637]

where did the T-shirt come from? "the only walls we build are walls of death" that's awesome😂

[@annt.christ5590]

LivvyLoveyLaughy municipal waste... amazing band, check them out

[@mikaelthebard5068]

"Does it even mean death?"

[@yoantrendafilov1638]

Ronnie James Dio took revenge from the grave

[@yoantrendafilov1638]

R.I.P Posers

[@michelletownson3690]

she looks good in that megadeth shirt

[@Astronautsoup1]

I know. Man. I miss being 15.

[@michelletownson3690]

I'm still 14 hah

[@YungPac]

Bring me the horizon is shit

[@RapsCalorie]

Well I feel old now lol

[@dreamlandentrance3699]

i can tell with the bring me the clorox album cover

[@BRBonGiediPrime]

My screen had two black dog hairs on it, that were perfectly placed upwards on top of Chris's mustache, giving him an evil chef mustache. Thought I'd share.

[@kawaiimooncharms]

“Let’s get you back to Hot Topic.” 🤣

[@frankiestien6376]

These are the phony girl Metalheads, the ones who say they love metal and think they know everything about it, but actually know absolutely nothing about it...

[@kirstencarlson7603]

Franny Burkhart fr

[@linaking484]

Franny Burkhart aka me

[@WhelenWPS-]

So? There are phony male metalheads too.

[@WhelenWPS-]

taxidermy Did I ever say SHE was a man? I think not. I was just making a point...

[@frankiestien6376]

OH my lord guys calm down, there are Guy Posers and Girl posers end of story lets just all shut up

[@KayraSururi]

How to NOT date a metalhead

[@bystander5278]

Gosh I wish I had a girl so passionate about me and the stuff i like exactly like this girl, showing genuine interest and being so cute

[@salehbourai9028]

you know it's sad but true

[@dking3939]

No offense but you wouldn't want someone like this. I dated a girl like this for almost a year, during that 11 month period I took her under my wing and showed her all the different things about metal. Sadly after those 11 months I started to find out how much of a pinhead she was

[@AOV-rv3ov]

Dorian King So she was a Cenobite? Jkjk

[@OJSimpsonsFordBronco]

Yeah man Lamb of Dog is awesome. I also saw My Chemical Romans with Gerald May and Frank Europe it was awesome. Nice Megadeath Shirt I love Dave Mustang

[@issacrector-bouchard2768]

Wow man

[@jasonfoster3111]

The Slip Knots are awesome too! So is Corn

[@narcissa6581]

@@jasonfoster3111 Don't forget Sleigher, Reindeer Blood is my all time fave song!

[@lunahetfield]

I thought u were gonna say dave mustard stain lol

[@EvelynSucksAtLife]

And Mikey May

[@capribreezee]

When a girl sticks out her thumb when trying to do metalhorns. Even I wouldn't hit that xD

[@horatiohuffnagel7978]

Hit it and quit it.

[@665demondog]

a girl did it in the Ensiferum show I went too turns out she DOES like metal folk metal mostly

[@665demondog]

+NO Name prove it, I'm into metal and I like folk metal, pretty weird they're giving shit to folk metal now

[@665demondog]

***** pretty weird that nu metal and metalcore were bashed now youre bashing folk metal that is weird

[@665demondog]

ladygutwrenchingmetal I would rather go out with a girl sticking out her thumbs than an ugly girl who thinks she is the ultimate metalhead because she likes black metal and then goes on to bash bands like Exodus, Slayer, Megadeth, Testament, and all those

[@frogsnott5284]

proof that Jesus is a metalhead

[@tylereastburn1721]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@jesvs666.]

Toaster Destroyer Jesus gave us metal

[@MachineGunAustin]

When she said, "when the beat drops.." my heart just crippled with cringe!

[@theramchepser7644]

That girl is basically every "metalhead" teen these days

[@jasonfoster3111]

Yeah, except for a few like me I know. The generation is fucked, trust me.

[@carcassconsumer5095]

Ive met a few good ones thankfully. Im one of them but its so hard to make friends with similar music tastes.

[@vicrattlehead5530]

I'm so glad that I like the music that I like. But it kinda sucks being the only one at school who listens to metal.

[@sinahagen6492]

I would call myself a metal chick (listening to metal - majorly thrash, going to concerts, playing in a band...) but still I would never say I know everything about metal or even a single band.. I guess I know a lot.. but no one knows everything...

[@kittycat05]

Sina Hagen lol you’re more like an attention seeker

[@kittycat05]

@Yuki NoShinku and how is jumping into a conversation without being in the plot? why are y'all so offensive I can not understand... It was a joke ffs, and I don't even think that person gave a shit, what does make you so angry

[@kittycat05]

@Yuki NoShinku I am not angry, I usually fuck around and I never care about fights. Unless you get called out and say you are not angry, I would actually believe you

[@drage0]

@@kittycat05 sheesh you're fucking butthurt aren't you.

[@odysseaspierides7466]

The philosopher... You know so much about nothing at all... Toutoutoh toutoutoutou tou toutou

[@bleach0708]

That Metallica bit would only be worse if she said St. Anger instead.

[@smollbb]

i love st anger fight me 1 v 1

[@egeozdemir3540]

NotA BotYay No. She's not that into metal, she doesn't even know the name "Black Album" How could you expect that someone like this to know St. Anger?

[@egeozdemir3540]

NotA BotYay It would be better if she knew at least 1 album name :D

[@da_schnitzel]

No because St. Anger is pretty obscure compared to the rest of their discography.

[@basserman]

No because that means she knows enough about the band that she knows st anger is the worst

[@rileysheehan943]

This man has more patience than any of us could dream of

[@ImGonnaLiveByMyRules]

But most importantly is getting your band shirts back...

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

Yeah that is top priority

[@LadySeraphineCC]

I've never dated a metalhead. I want to but I don't see that happening lol. But if a metalhead guy, boyfriend or not asked me about what bands I liked etc. I'd never pretend to know my shit. I know that girl was just acting but still. I'd be honest about not knowing a lot of them. But also say that I'm open to any bands they like. I do love metal, I'm not sure I'd be classified as a metalhead. probably not, which is fine. I always have questions about the genre. I appreciate a metalhead who's willing to educate me and not bash me for not knowing much about the genre and its many sub genres. Anyway... off topic here. Funny video though. He should have gotten his Megadeth shirt back lol

[@dking3939]

Just passing through and saw your comment. I listen to a lot of metal and go to a lot of concerts, I mean of course I don't everything but I know a good handful of things about metal. If you'd like to learn some more things about metal I could show yuh a few things

[@pinketernal6531]

@@dking3939 Same here brotha. We needa get her onto some metal.

[@Bloody_Antichrist238]

I got into 80s Thrash back in 2020 and I was a freshmen in high school and slowly am getting into bands Here's bands I like 1.Metallica 2. Megadeth 3. Slayer 4. Overkill 5. Sepultura And I'm getting into old school death metal a little and listening to death albums

[@lilliemullins6890]

Every time she opened her mouth I cringed

[@thedevilofmetal5335]

I understand the problem all too well of people not understanding a shred of any music that isn’t pop

[@EthanAndViolaVlogs]

“I got them at Hot Topic” Me: I’m done. We can’t be together.

[@mitchmclean3898]

I can understand why most metalheads are single... Why would your gf not knowing anything be a problem?

[@AzraelJericho]

Umm... So you have no knowledge or interest in what your girl likes? What about things in common? Why be with someone where you like nothing the same? all that does is cause problems.

[@covoxer]

What about opposites attract? :D

[@AzraelJericho]

+John Horn Maybe in the short term.. :)

[@mandalorianzwarrior]

There's a difference between not knowing about the music and admitting it and pretending you do know the music but still don't. That girl is the definition of a poser.

[@AngryChristian1]

Pretty much. I would rather have a self-admitted pop music girlfriend then a poser.

[@droid0188]

someone's watched a few Jared Dine vids

[@jhofffilms]

I've never seen a Jared Dines video.

[@droid0188]

+Jhofffilms you should check him out man. he's awesome and so are your vids. i subbed to you. contact him you might be able to do a collaboration with him and your channel could take off. keep up the good work

[@zacharylawrence]

1:00 was very dines

[@crypto3125]

DO IT

[@fuckthisc1ty]

Jared dines videos are kind of lame now

[@griffinnb]

"it's been 2 weeks-" "lIkE FouRteEEn MAgiCaL DaYS!"

[@Dillpick-sn9tp]

"I washed your vest" Chris: Proceeds to drop vest in a vat of pure mosh pit sweat and ten gallons of beer. Also Chris: It will never be the same....

[@Young_BZ]

RIP Cut up Megadeth shirt

[@wendywilliamswig6684]

Me: Alright I won't get pissed off Me: *tries not to get pissed off* Girl: I like the one with Sandman in it! Me: *throws computer out the window in a fit of rage* My mom: Oh god... Another poser? Me: ...Yeah...

[@nickkohlmann]

Relatable.

[@user-lx9wq6ct3l]

Your a poser for saying that

[@KarateDungeon]

@@user-lx9wq6ct3l You're a poser for having a cringey edgelord user name, and you have bad grammar. So yeah, take that

[@user-lx9wq6ct3l]

Alex Santa Cruz how is my grammar bad

[@KarateDungeon]

@@user-lx9wq6ct3l You're instead of your, you insufferable shrew. Goddamn monster

[@kalaniseymour5642]

“It’s like in metal... When the beat drops”

[@satanicblackmetalhead]

The problem for him was that she tried to be someone who she wasn't.

[@beckoningoblivion739]

I gave up on metalhead chicks a long time ago. I'm fine with a normal chick who doesn't mind my music.

[@beckoningoblivion739]

*finding a Metalhead chick*

[@doofy3111]

Same

[@wubwubwub47]

i gave up looking for metalhead guys around my area lmao

[@beckoningoblivion739]

+Cunning Stunts Settle for a nice guy who treats you well for who you are and not your music tastes. I realized it was kinda dumb trying to base my entire preference on a genre of music so I started expanding my horizons and have found many ladies worth my time. It's actually kinda cool because you can get them into it.

[@wubwubwub47]

+Cesar Issac Mercado haha yeah i know, it's just nice to have someone with the same interests. not someone who despises your music taste. ya know? lol

[@gasolinekiss]

The pain in his eyes...

[@AtticusBowie]

Nobody: People In the comments: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@putridabomination]

Me: FUUUCKING SLAAAAAYER

[@grungekid6913]

Poor Chris, he had stuff stolen and washed, had horrible things said to him, and now he doesn't have anyone to listen to the metallicas with him.

[@jaizzj.z.3690]

Haha I though he wnet after her to get beck Megadeth T-shirt XD

[@ZLEntertainment]

I thought the same thing, actually :D lol

[@tonyamott8231]

LOL me too, I would've taken it back

[@angelicayelling9804]

That megadeth shirt is on Point

[@reya_dawnbringer]

Me, too.

[@hectorh.7707]

Jaizz J. Z. Seriously I thought the same

[@XxTW0F4C3DxX]

Do you have to have long hair to be a metalhead? I like metal, but I look better with short hair.

[@jhofffilms]

This isn't one of those optional check "A" or "B" scenarios.

[@markpoop8165]

stay true to yourself that is how one truly becomes a metal head

[@dannyle3784]

You don't have to but it's kind of a tradition. I think every guy should try long hair for it will test out your commitment and show you a lot about your hair.

[@pineapplefarmer7352]

Short answer: No, you can live and breathe metal and still have short hair, plenty of big names do. Long answer: It's become a tradition, and I agree with Danny - try it, see if it works for you. But if anyone ever tells you you're not a real metalhead for having short hair, then that person's a fucking poser.

[@eatacheese7589]

No. Have whatever hair you want.

[@swagcat4243]

"I wash your vest..." my reaction : *Running to do the Tom Araya's scream*

[@tufDuffinchains]

This is still one of my favorite videos I love your channel

[@poppintags75]

Gene simmons lol i think it was ronnie james dio for the people that don't know

[@SmokeCheesus]

and Ronnie got it from his Grandmother.

[@ragingdevi]

+SmokeCheesus It's the malocchio, the Italian version of the "evil eye."

[@SmokeCheesus]

+ragingdevi Thanks man I actually didn't know ☺👍

[@ragingdevi]

+SmokeCheesus No prob. He talks about it a little in Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, and I think he makes a joke about Gene Simmons saying he invented it as well. lol

[@SmokeCheesus]

ragingdevi Lmao I remember watching that

[@Ashcats07]

"and i want my megadeth shirt back! I WANT MY MEGADETH SHIRT BACK!!" (*meangirls*)

[@gigiboi8456]

Nothing else matters. That reference boyoyoi.I cracked up on dat.

[@dudaenglerth3868]

This should be called “how not to date a metalhead” lol

[@kendrapeggs4921]

I feel like I am the guy and every boyfriend I've ever had is the girl. 😂 it's hard to find young metalheads 👎🏼

[@MarySaunders931]

saaame bro 😄

[@rayve9128]

Hard to find young metal head girls for me

[@kendrapeggs4921]

Triston Kirkham yeah it's hard to find young metal heads lol

[@rayve9128]

+Kendra Peggs my school is full of fake people ...it's pathetic

[@kendrapeggs4921]

+Triston Kirkham my school doesn't even have any fakes. The only person at my school who I can talk to about music is my 40 year old teacher 😂

[@mikirae4002]

"Nothing else really matters" why did that make me laugh so much omg xD frickin Metallica man

[@Isyoufr]

Same XD!

[@ivyvaldez3702]

I fucking love Metallica.

[@twig8523]

. its pretty consistently funny thru to the end. Good stuff.

[@nierohsplaylist]

I knew my ex wasn’t the one when he said he thought cannibal corpse was emo lol It was heartbreaking

[@blackdome98]

Big yikes. Everyone knows Cannibal Corpse is Screamo, duh