Thanks for watching! More CK3 and Victoria 3 is around the corner - what type of videos would you like to see next?
@Leldy2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to anything and everything you make for us, Senhor Presidente!
@thisistherevolt2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for accepting my challenge Alzabo. Greatly enjoyed.
@spudders90342 жыл бұрын
Theocratic Ireland in Democracy 4
@junkjack10152 жыл бұрын
You should do a video on the gme "Suzerain"
@slysnake56172 жыл бұрын
I would love for more Imperator Rome gameplay!
@Discotekh_Dynasty2 жыл бұрын
He did it. He came to Brazil.
@l0lLorenzol0l2 жыл бұрын
"Enough about Women's Rights. Let us talk about Women's Wrongs." Jair Bolsonaro before banning women from driving, 2023
@Makarosc2 жыл бұрын
I mean Lula is probably going to win the Election
@andrecalegari28402 жыл бұрын
Caralho até parece ele
@alvarojunior30782 жыл бұрын
@@andrecalegari2840 ele fala algo parecido a isso desde quando meu amigo vc é mt burro
@ilduce42982 жыл бұрын
Based
@jonboulet16142 жыл бұрын
Lol I think you mean Alzabo Bolsonaro
@Juno.TheCat2 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian woman I'm both impressed and concerned about [C E N S U R A D O] AND [C E N S U R A D O]
@Braziliansyrah2 жыл бұрын
Sim gostosa, também odeio outras mulheres
@Luredreier2 жыл бұрын
Funny. Nice to see a Brazilian womans perspective though.
@gandalf_thegrey2 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy alzbo got rid of your Carbon emissions! Could have killed us!
@kurosu-samaklipleri70908 ай бұрын
Yeah, let's not see it again tho.
@caiomansourcastilho46146 ай бұрын
Compreensível
@dvtch2 жыл бұрын
Unexpected surprise but a welcome one. This will be fun. Obrigado Alzabo.
@AlzaboHD2 жыл бұрын
first
@dvtch2 жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD real
@yourlocalfloridaman62512 жыл бұрын
as a Gaucho from RS, I’m quite exited Edit: bro I just heard him say “Ipaneema” and I got a stroke
@Silverhand4042 жыл бұрын
How was it a surprise, he said he was going to upload this in his community feed. On top of that, Alzabo is the greatest pun artist I've seen. How could you miss this lmao
@yourlocalfloridaman62512 жыл бұрын
@@Silverhand404 maybe, big surprise, he doesn’t read Alzabo’s community page
@JamesHock2 жыл бұрын
"And women soon marched in the streets... Because they couldn't drive"
@trivane6262 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine the Brazilians used rocket ships for transport after planes were banned
@SulistaComunista2 жыл бұрын
Brazil doesn't have a space program, it's ridiculous, but it's reality.
@gandalf_thegrey2 жыл бұрын
@@SulistaComunista It's not ridiculous. That's absolutely normal
@brunoguedesguimaraes9859 Жыл бұрын
@@SulistaComunista it does though, 4 launchings in the alcantra base were sabotaged by CIA agents causing the program to be defunded
@brunoguedesguimaraes9859 Жыл бұрын
Nós literalmente temos tecnologia pra lançar mísseis intercontinentais com os VLS (Veículos lançadores de satélites) e já lançamos alguns satelites em órbita inclusive
@brunoguedesguimaraes9859 Жыл бұрын
A própria ABIN começou a investigar sabotagens francesas e americanas com diversas evidências, equipamentos e registros de estrangeiros nos arredores da base no maranhão só que nunca foi pra frente... O brasil é o país do futuro, só que os inimigos nacionais internos e externos não pensam o mesmo
@ghavrilmelitene97182 жыл бұрын
As a brazilian this seems a better Brazil than I live today. Vote on AlzaboHD for the second turn in this election
@gungnir39262 жыл бұрын
anything is better than now. shithole.
@martedaspeles2 жыл бұрын
O sonho molhado da Marina Silva é esse vídeo aqui
@spotfyuser32422 жыл бұрын
Wow, a brazilian soyboy
@doublesalopetoimcre2 жыл бұрын
90 hour work week is 16 hours 5 times a week and some more in saturday. this is still better than current brasil?
@littlegamer002 жыл бұрын
@@doublesalopetoimcre it's a joke.
@peatta2 жыл бұрын
You're going to Brazil to learn how to double jump
@vulexd10372 жыл бұрын
the man literally halved all the pollution created by cars in one reform, what a genius policy maker.
@ZeroOmega-vg8nq Жыл бұрын
And drastically brought down accidents
@Novasfan100 Жыл бұрын
@@ZeroOmega-vg8nqBrought up* there's a reason insurance companies charge men more
@Gadottinho5 ай бұрын
@@Novasfan100 with half the cars, I don't really think accidents would increase...
@2Links2 жыл бұрын
"Brazillian democracy", also known as an authoritarian kleptocracy
@mokikomi2 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@afonso18162 жыл бұрын
Brazil is a kleptocracy for sure. Authoritarian not that sure
@pedrosampaio73492 жыл бұрын
Aka capitalism, the unique thing being just how shameless they're about it
@CreeperSlayer3652 жыл бұрын
@@pedrosampaio7349 Give us some credit, the socialists stole our stuff too. They just gave "free" services in return.
@gayanudugampola89732 жыл бұрын
@@pedrosampaio7349 capitalism without regulation. Or Capitalism without balances and checks.
@samwill72592 жыл бұрын
On one hand, humanity will probably live longer. On the other hand, taking it this far means it's not really living.
@aturchomicz8212 жыл бұрын
I mean not really because of all the tipping points we are about to hit and Brazil is just a small part of the world you know... So were fucked either way! :D
@idontknoq48132 жыл бұрын
BEGONE, NUANCE!
@razing3032 жыл бұрын
It can be really living. I guess we would simply have to rethink what it is to us to live well. Because as it is right now is simply not sustainable and there will be inevitable change needed
@lordfickle89002 жыл бұрын
@@razing303 I think I'd rather die to global warming than "live" under a totalitarian state.
@aturchomicz8212 жыл бұрын
@@razing303 I think they meant stuff like banning Woman from driving _not_ causing Mass Riots would signal an end to freedom and self determination, not stuff like the Eco Electronics Campaign💀
@EvocativeKitsune2 жыл бұрын
Sustainable Militarized Police State made me spit out my beer.
@MrSaywutnow2 жыл бұрын
Wow, Democracy 4 has a lot more features than 3. Tempted to get it just to see what I can do to Poland.
@XSpamDragonX2 жыл бұрын
Demo3 is about maintaining democracy while trying to improve society Demo4 is about establishing whatever impossible ideological utopia you can imagine without any of the real world factors that make every extremist political ideology infeasible without genocide and petty wars to forcibly unite the people who arent just gonna change their minds and become ecofascists
@joelfilho26252 жыл бұрын
>see what I can do to poland I assume if you're playing as Germany...
@darksecret9652 жыл бұрын
@@joelfilho2625 oh no
@Fallout3131 Жыл бұрын
@@joelfilho2625 what happened… 😮
@theab39573 ай бұрын
👀
@thesnapped72962 жыл бұрын
You are a master at being a psychopath while still sounding like youre about to do some asmr
@noel3772 жыл бұрын
As a brazilian this is the future I expect for my country.
@spotfyuser32422 жыл бұрын
No
@jrezecordero79432 жыл бұрын
unfortunately no
@benjaminwilson18042 жыл бұрын
As a man I would agree
@langskeppet98872 жыл бұрын
This isn’t just the future for Brazil, but the whole western world.
@abzabza22 жыл бұрын
Great video, Ted. I hope to see a new manifesto, when you're out of the prison
@fredrikkirderf29072 жыл бұрын
this is actually a unique idea I hadn't thought about eco fascism in Democracy 4
@pasha2136Ай бұрын
Brazil has the Amazon forest
@fredrikkirderf2907Ай бұрын
@@pasha2136 really!?!?
@pasha2136Ай бұрын
@@fredrikkirderf2907 check the map
@sqwong39472 жыл бұрын
Why is Alzabo playing as Horatio? Worse of all, Brazilian Horatio?! sounds like something out of my nightmares
@classcalamity6692 жыл бұрын
Please upload more dem 4. It's so fun!
@miguelmartins22322 жыл бұрын
Wow! Now thats what I call "Ordem e Progresso"! What a nightmare! Anyway. Great content, as always. Keep it up, Alzabo!
@zionifl94672 жыл бұрын
Bem topical isso daí, malandro. Loved the video. Your puns and rhymes always make me smile :)
Yea ecofascism is mildly known idea. Someone probably wrote a dystopian novel or something about it I imagine.
@vitorhugocaffepeters5502 жыл бұрын
ok, you really came to Brazil. Obrigado pelo video, padrin tmj. Now conquer South America with Brazil on HOI4
@shawnconway99572 жыл бұрын
So basically you turned Brazil into a medieval feudal estate economically and socially
@pasha2136Ай бұрын
Though he also focused on environment
@rudolfambrozenvtuber2 жыл бұрын
I have a suggested modlist to play around with, which offers a multitude of interesting potential countries. For example, North Korea, just to get you interested -Democracy 4+ -Voting Systems+ -Business Confidence Plus -Disposable Income Rebalance -Cost of Living -Cost of Living - Urban Density -D4 Overhaul & Expansion -Latin America - 0.12.5 (worth keeping on as it adds a few general things like a stray animals statistic) And yes its all compatible
@pasha2136Ай бұрын
Just be careful not to put too many mods at once the game might crash even 32GB of ram PC is susceptible to crash
@senormakaulicauki2 жыл бұрын
Amazing see a gringo making a video of Brazil, thanks Alzabo
@TehSuperHero Жыл бұрын
I just came in here to say your thumbnail is fantastic. Lol.
@beb6c2a2 жыл бұрын
Before: Afraid of Brazil Now: Dead because I was afraid of Brazil
@satorugojo69212 жыл бұрын
What an amazing game, and what an amazing run. For the first time in a while, I've been convinced to buy a game. Plus, it doubles that I've always had dreams of running a dictatorship, and whenever being given lawmaking positions or places of authority in RP servers for example, I always bolster the police force, blast propaganda, arm them with assault rifles, ban practically anything and enforce the punishment with death or instantaneous arrest, and giving those behind bars the option to pay large sums to leave just like that. Man... those were the days... the assassination attempts always sucked, but it kept my men on their toes, y'know? I even banned driving, and one time I banned running. But I felt bad for the running one, so I rolled it back. Anyways, great video, I had many laughs, I will eat the bugs, I'll stay in my pod, and I'll buy this game.
@gandalf_thegrey2 жыл бұрын
Let this man into art school....
@Loeffellux2 жыл бұрын
Least radicalized grand strategy fan
@acward042 жыл бұрын
Alzabo got cut off by 1 woman too many before recording this video
@rigelestbit2 жыл бұрын
Considering this month is being chaotic due to Brazil voting on its president, this is a very relevant video.
@NigelShaffer2 жыл бұрын
This was fun. I'd love to see more.
@SwagGeniusMillionaire2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video of yours yet fr
@daniellejajko62042 жыл бұрын
What makes not voting in Brazil isn't the fine, its the 2 hour line that you have to face to justify why you didn't vote. there's a series of consequences from not justifying why you didn't vote, if you live abroad they can even withhold your passport
@TehSuperHero Жыл бұрын
"Women marched in the street, because they could not drive cars." Holy shit lmfao
@diogomm7102 жыл бұрын
O cara simplesmente fez o paraíso do Lulonaro XDD Oh boy, Do We love democracy 4 with alzabo
@jukesduck93632 жыл бұрын
Babe, wake up. New AlzaboHD vid just dropped.
@MetnePoKa2 жыл бұрын
O sonho da Marina Silva em um vídeo... ggwp
@hansvogel43352 жыл бұрын
Sonho dela é ver ladrão apoiador de ditadura eleito. Vagabunda suja q surge a cada 4 anos pra defecar nas pessoas.
@Ostplog2 жыл бұрын
Loving your Democracy 4 videos man.
@lolnyanterts Жыл бұрын
Ironically this would probably harm the environment more. Elinor Olstrom demonstrated that the commons like rivers and forests are better managed locally and autonomously.
@araulius21322 жыл бұрын
Re-educating, and reintegrating the dissedents into the soil, thereby enriching it.
@jessefoutz5972 жыл бұрын
The rhymes in your narration are a delight.
@icezebra2 жыл бұрын
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD
@LuTzz2 жыл бұрын
ECOLOGICAL WORLD CHAMPIONS LETS GOOOOOOOO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
@alextuller62222 жыл бұрын
CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
@purpledevilr74632 жыл бұрын
I notice most actual issues at the end can be solved. Drug addiction I’ve managed on my games. Rare earth crisis just needs that green electronics initiative from earlier that now isn’t there; maybe also some mining. Multinational tax evasion can be solved through diverted profit taxes. Everything else is either not a problem or can’t be solved with this RP.
@addisondillon3132 Жыл бұрын
His voice and his rhyming is very satisfying
@tomblaise2 жыл бұрын
I feel like you can do whatever the hell you want in this game and your country turns into a utopia.
@Luredreier2 жыл бұрын
Oh trust me, there's plenty of ways to make it anything but a utopia. And indeed, this isn't exactly utopia either.
@pasha2136Ай бұрын
Be careful not to get assassinated or voted out because that's the ways to lose
@gabrieldossantos11162 жыл бұрын
So he basically solve unemployment by bringing back slavery. Seems about right lmao
@pasha213639 ай бұрын
spotted a description error it's 2046 in-game that is also 9:08 this policy reduces the likelyhood of Water Shortage
@seasoldier29222 жыл бұрын
*Brazil Intensifies*
@vex34882 жыл бұрын
Loving my only apple diet under the green state
@bagelman2634 Жыл бұрын
6:22 is such a good line
@shararm2 жыл бұрын
And I'm back here playing democracy 2 still
@wolframsteindl27122 жыл бұрын
He did it. He achieved eco-fascist hyperboria. In Brazil of all places!
@jobloluther2 жыл бұрын
Based
@empressredbird2 жыл бұрын
What a ride it has been; and thanks for all the fish (and almost extinct species that live again)
@TheWhisperingRaccoon2 жыл бұрын
I would love an achievement run or two
@konstantynopolyt67702 жыл бұрын
Will you play vic 3 when it comes out?
@AlzaboHD2 жыл бұрын
Indeed! Got some fun ideas, can't wait
@marcoroberts94622 жыл бұрын
1:58 BRASIL NUMERO UNO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO
@korhol2065 Жыл бұрын
2:55 is that something countries can do without randomly sparking a war? Because that’s either really stupid or I’m just stupid… or it’s a random event because interest and balance
@AidanDaGreat6 ай бұрын
Seriously good rhymes in the beginning of the video.
@joed75472 жыл бұрын
Im doing my part!
@weeabooze6552 жыл бұрын
“Come to Brazil. Just don’t go out after dark”
@christiankalinkina2392 жыл бұрын
This message has been approved by the world economic forum
@fm560012 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:soy is one of if not the largest agricultural export in brazil
@donpollo31542 жыл бұрын
I can say with full confidence that in this playthrough there will be blood shed and the man in the mirror (bolsonaro) nods his head
@KrokLP2 жыл бұрын
Alzabo is a fan of Linkola's writings?! Wow
@aneggselentfellow56072 жыл бұрын
dude wrote an entire poem for his video, respect.
@9manny992 жыл бұрын
Here we go!
@Gustoberg2 жыл бұрын
I can just see the comments either going to only brazillians (opa) commenting something cool, or an all out war because uhh... some small tensions are going on rn
@jplayah52642 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is literally the precursor to the Call of Duty: Ghosts campaign?
@JoseCarlos-yh3ho2 жыл бұрын
I'm Brazilian and approve this reality. The Hue, Hue, Hue thing is canon, but you should improve your pronuntiation of "ão"(cidadão). It is a continuous nazal sound, like: li"on". I liked the video It is very good "muito bom".
@apostoladosaoboaventuraes6 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Brazil, my loyalty to the ecological party is total.
@gabrielferreira64272 жыл бұрын
Marina Silva's dream Obrigado Alzabo
@kubaabramowicz30722 жыл бұрын
Bruh, since when was that vegan teacher a politician
@luccaf93252 жыл бұрын
Alzabo should have put PL instead of MDB
@SymphonyIn152mm2 жыл бұрын
cool vid bro, do Poland next, I'd love to see you play it
@IgorPCabral2 жыл бұрын
Still better than any leader Brazil ever had
@gandalf_thegrey2 жыл бұрын
90 hour working weeks, illegal unemployment, illegal retirement, society moved back into the 16th century, tourism and foreign relations are dead, massive corporative influence .... and that's just 10 minutes in!
@tudorganea-arnold95625 ай бұрын
This is what the lorax would do if elected as president of brazil
@philippstetter56112 жыл бұрын
Albert Zabo has uploaded ladies and gentlemen
@alefergo15272 жыл бұрын
12:44
@thespicypolitician81862 жыл бұрын
Soylent Green is made of people!
@Rand0mGypsy2 жыл бұрын
17:17 "OI MEU CHAPA!"
@inquisitorialllama6382 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable, shockingly, primordially BASED.
@dr.garretsshow2 жыл бұрын
Dear God, the mas man Finally did it. He actually came to our country. God bless ya mate. xD
@christianmartin2192 жыл бұрын
Play as Greece and see how far you can push the debt before you get voted out
@victorhugofranciscon78992 жыл бұрын
Alzabo larped as the our candidate for reelection lol
@gabrielsa97512 жыл бұрын
The pornstar stuff was two years ago with Alexandre Frota
@OnionAddiction2 жыл бұрын
Pentti Linkola would be proud of you.
@tahircamalanoglu2 жыл бұрын
Alhamdu Lillah finally posted a video
@rickrollrick13732 жыл бұрын
How did you get actual footage of Bolsoñaro in office? (Minus the climate protection stuff.)
@fataliecatalie8992 жыл бұрын
Oh no… STRAIGHT TO BRAZIL! Love you Alz, keep it up ❤