How to FLIRT in DUTCH? | These foreigners know some opening sentences... and words in bed...

[@martijnmeijerink4567]

Brommers kiek’n. Prachtig!!!

[@ronaldderooij1774]

Ik heb hier nog nooit van gehoord. Maar ja, flirten is ook mijn zwakste kant :-( Ah well...

[@LeHenkmanz]

@@ronaldderooij1774 Brommers kiekn is behoorlijk Twents ;). Laat het maar aan een Tukker over om het zo mooi in te pakken!

[@MandyMellow]

Toen ze dat zei dacht ik meteen : ja...... Jij bent in Twente geweest 😂

[@MarkVanDePonyPark]

@@MandyMellowof Drenthe

[@MarkVanDePonyPark]

@@LeHenkmanz of Drents

[@BjornLlaneza]

"Ik stuur je nog een tikkie voor je frikandelbroodje" turns me on the most

[@thespiceboy5823]

KAKASHI ON THE BEAT net zoals als ze schotse scheve Scheveningse schoonmoeder kunnen zeggen

[@mariadebake5483]

@@thespiceboy5823 Achtentachtig prachtige Haagse grachten

[@The98afro]

onze franse vriend heeft al veel goede dingen meegemaakt zo te horen

[@MrLarryLicious]

Daar is ‘ie Frans voor.

[@wouterkors3781]

Wat een held😂

[@romeoadrianoalfonsowestra2681]

Iedereen doet normaal. Random guy in roze: DIEPER, SNELLER, LANGZAMER, IK KOM! Well.. making progress (Kind of)

[@droidcommander9305]

Ik denk dat die zinnen in Amsterdam goed werken!

[@yuelinwang661]

haha that french dude is hilarious

[@rosaliebosma]

2:26 the "ofzo - een beetje" is pronounced perfectly

[@pietersmoor4754]

Sneller sneller 😂 Ik ga stuk

[@rahelasafi4095]

😂😂😂😂

[@ttapioca5]

Does this literally mean “I’m going to pieces”? 😭 Like, I’m going to break into pieces?

[@RubenvanDreumel]

@@ttapioca5 It means that you find it really funny

[@pietersmoor4754]

@@ttapioca5 Yes the literal translation means im breaking but It means im laughing my ass of

[@Livesh0rt]

Gotta love how the French guy is totally ruined by his Dutch friends already. 😂 He'll get there, he'll get there

[@franciellypaollaguedesroch826]

😂😂😂

[@The1just12]

The Egyptian guy sounds the best

[@laurenadel1699]

I think dutch might be the easiest to pronounce for arabic and french speakers. I speak them both and can confirm lol

[@bernardvanstam465]

Baardmeneer praat prima nederlands

[@halimaalima6000]

Br7nd - ja hy doet nep

[@ssailiQ]

Halima Alima hoezo nep lol, hoe weet je of hij niet gewoon al een lange tijd geoefend heeft

[@gyqz]

'Baardmeneer' heeft ook een naam die in beeld is gebracht, dus ik snap niet waarom je hem zo moet noemen.

[@meesvanwinsen]

Hij heeft inderdaad echt een goed accent!!

[@cqrdist1239]

gyqz Hij is een meneer en hij heeft een baard.

[@SIG442]

Man in the red shirt, euhm... someone should tell him the right topic haha

[@isax8319]

The guy with the beard has a spot on dutch accent

[@TheDesius]

I actually like the accent they have. It sounds cute especially when they try to flirt. The "jij bent speciaal" is a great way to say you like someone. Honestly if you know a little Dutch and want to flirt then try it in Dutch. Every Dutchman will appreciate it and if you suck at it at least you will have something to laugh at together

[@nickbenning6300]

Heel belangrijk; haast en spoed is zelden goed. Eerst toon respect en bewondering, wees zelfstandig. Spreek Nederlands dat klinkt zo schattig. Voor diepe conversatie vindt een gezamenlijke taal. Succes lieve mensen. 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

[@StandardName562]

"Jij bent lekker" is not flirting. "Wat zie je er leuk uit!" or "Wat ben je leuk" are more appropriate. It means; You look amazing or You are amazing

[@SD-ko4tz]

Rebel. You’re right. Jij bent lekker is mostly said by those you want to avoid.

[@Engineer9736]

I think if you say someone is “lekker”, you’re up to sexual stuff instead of appreciating the person. So you can expect some negative response.

[@BrouwerVids]

Tegenwoordig ben je zo sexist en weet ik het wat als je dat zegt met die gekke linkse gekkies

[@psychoaiko666]

@@SD-ko4tz cannibals?

[@StephanieLa]

Going from flirting to dirty stuff and I'm laughing😂

[@psychoaiko666]

Is laughter the way to get into your pants? If so: He schoonheid, kom je hier vaker om keihard te neuken? Sorry 😂😂😂

[@GameStach]

I usually go for "Kom je hier vaker?", which is an opening line that isn't really used anymore. It has been used so often, that it's considered cliché and stupid. So when I use it, I make sure the other person knows I'm using it as a joke. Most girls found this funny.

[@reznovvazileski3193]

3:03 Oh that's a very good point actually :') Technically excited and "opgewonden" mean the same thing but we use that word more sexually so we'd say "heb je er zin in?" (Do you feel like it?) which can be used in either case or "ben je enthousiast?" (Are you enthusiastic?) for a more platonic way to say it.

[@justinbieberfan6374]

1:31 the way she laughed, I really like that😆

[@wilcoschell968]

@2:44 brommers kiekn ik ga stuk! sowieso leuke filmpjes!

[@jojboy]

wil je brommer kieken?

[@Richardtv1968]

Tifany from Costa Rica and brommers kiek’n ..... she is defenitely well integrated ....... I loved that .....funny

[@Leto85]

0:17 No joke; he really has a good pronounciation.

[@jaaptendijk7192]

That French guy was so hilarious

[@Bandit-Darville]

Heerlijk om je te ontmoeten, oma!

[@estherverhoeve1256]

“Oehh lekker kontjee” Whahahah kga stuk 😂😂😂

[@ramin7143]

If somebody told me these thing I'd literally run away lol. Where'd they get these from bahaha

[@yewang8878]

LMAO if anyone flirts with me like that I'd laugh

[@inspirationofnature]

Soo... How do the Dutch flirt?

[@aadpiraat7126]

Hee hoe gaat het

[@abruzzi1793]

@@lennyface5923 🤣

[@StrzelbaStian]

"Wil je met me neuken in de keuken?"

[@christiankastermans3287]

Hahaha wat een noobs in deze video

[@Gingersdonthavesoul]

Appropriate sentences like 'Mag ik je volblaffen?' or 'Spuit me vol' always seal the deal

[@julianmacgillavry1042]

That Egyptian guy that said to watch Netflix was the best. In the Netherlands chilling and watching Netflix just means jou want to make out with them.

[@papiertje2261]

Ken ik jou niet ergens van?

[@therealcleany]

"hey, lekker ding". That almost never works. It's not respectable.

[@jelmar35]

Hallo smakelijk voorwerp

[@mrsnorrobrodriquez7350]

1:40 ‘I’m an adult virgin’ jezus jongens wat een niveau

[@lithiumvids9448]

Debil in Russian has the same meaning as debil in Dutch so haha

[@Populiervogel]

*debiel

[@Amyante]

Why do I have the impression that if that girl tried talking Dutch during sex, she'd sound as if she was gargling mouthwash with the guttural 'g' we have? "Like, yeah, I'm glad you liked The Exorcist, but that was a little random, hun."

[@psychoaiko666]

My thought was: don't do that, unless you want that bedtime fun to turn into a lecture on Dutch grammar and pronunciation. 🤪😝🤣

[@tenetennba6529]

Nah... Not in my opinion... Although my boyfriend probably would agree with you. He often replies with "bless you" after I said any Dutch word involving a G-sound. (Edit) He's French, so I obviously loose when comparing bedroom languages ;)

[@pauljanjacobs]

The “lekker ding “ flirt doesn’t work because it is demeaning . You can expect a slap in the face. For fun saying this to friends is okay

[@AdrieAgent]

2:43 Brommers kiek'n HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

[@aizhankonay8244]

I like one Dutch guy but I’m very shy 😔 for us it’s unacceptable to admit first in feelings, idk what to do:c he is from 🇳🇱 , I’m from 🇰🇿

[@stoutesven8986]

dit is echt geniaal

[@PrinceRuben1]

I can't really flirt, but an easy way to open would be Waarom zit je zo alleen? (why are u sitting by yourself) or Mag ik naast je zitten? (may I sit next to you)

[@mariadebake5483]

That's a very bad one actually

[@vincebond0079]

Ik kom! Ik kom! Geweldig hahaha

[@avajatp8951]

in 2021: 'heb je foto staand?' / 'stuur foto staand'

[@lord.shitpost698]

This is so funny to watch UwU

[@minced_feet_pie]

MoonlightPotato waarom nou weer een fucking uwu

[@lord.shitpost698]

Pieter Kuipers OMDAT HET KAN UWUWUWUUUWUWUW

[@glemii_chip]

OwO”

[@minced_feet_pie]

MoonlightPotato pls dont

[@floorrademaker8034]

Ik heb dit nodig

[@jelte6765]

This is genius i am dutch!

[@dyslectische]

Geweldige hoe mensen onze taal proberen te spreken. De klank word verkeerd gelegd lol. Gewoon door oefenen je komt er wel

[@f.g.6019]

Eerst leren om zelf grammaticaal juist te schrijven Sebastiaan. Manmanman...

[@nezvo9746]

0:46

[@annoholics]

Flirting should imho be a little subtle and whit a wink. Just saying "je bent lekker" sounds to me a bit desperate. "hoe gaat het", "mag ik je iets te drinken aanbieden", "Ik heb je hier vaker gezien, kom je uit de buurt?" is probably more successful. The guy or girl in a bar, who you want to talk to knows probably before you say anything what you are up to because he or she is there most likely for the same reason. Just going to that person and start a conversation is already a clear sign. The only thing that needs to be decide is if you are a good pick.

[@nezvo9746]

2:42

[@joepvanhecke9767]

ME: kijk een brommer their: kieken twee brommers

[@nickquys]

hoe laat is het perfect

[@ellavanveelen549]

I've never heard of brommers kiek'n haha

[@plerpplerp5599]

If an English bloke asks "Do you wanna come round the bike shed with me?" it has the same connotation.

[@2011Kafka]

It's a local saying from the very east of the country, close to the border with Germany. It's not a common expression at all in Dutch. Most Dutch people won't even know what you are talking about when you say that

[@_Willem_]

Weet jij waar mijn huis woont < do you know where my house lives

[@thebackingtrack4776]

I look at the title and translate it in my head. You are yummy. Me in my head- oh, thanks!

[@heirofptah]

Sameh is zelf echt een lekker ding...

[@griseldarocha5480]

I'm Dutch

[@ruurtdevries6]

Just follow your 💕

[@mellchiril]

I am so uncomfortable :') (I am bad with flirting, it gets worse when things are stated out like this haha)

[@gaming4K]

1:38 someone was dating in the Red Light District.. xD

[@Inayah-jy8qb]

Sameh is een lekker ding 😏

[@ekakammenga1573]

Hahaha Lol lekker ding 😆

[@Tryant3000]

1:23 her boyfriend is basically me xD

[@Abihef]

Kil, stel iemand komt op straat naar je toe "hey lekker ding kom je naar mijn appartement dan kunnen we een glas wijn drinken"😂😂 Vette viezerik😂

[@chisatatum649]

Lol i love this!no comment! I'd die in romance hearing my belgian lover speak to me in bed I'm sorry but we'd never leave the bed *blushes* Lmmfao!!

[@yustformusic]

"jij bent speciaal" xD

[@kinousofiaschuurman8496]

I am from the nederlands😑🇱🇺

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

Verkeerde vlag

[@sovietbot6708]

Netherlands or Luxembourg? That's the Luxembourg flag. Here's the Netherlands flag: 🇳🇱

[@NghtMonster]

I don't know if we foreigners can make Dutch flirt words sound sexy? If I make an attempt people might flee like I'm possessed 😔

[@pietruszkapietruszkowa9713]

It would help if you could translate some of what people say in Dutch to english ;)

[@moonship9328]

This is a joke right!? you know respectful lady won’t accept dirty flirt like that and any woman like the man who talk with her like she is matter , not piece cheap .

[@SenorQuichotte]

Wo is Tante Nel

[@jeroenvandennoordt1259]

If someone says lets go brommers kieken he is propably from brabant so you should 10/10

[@iconicblanco]

Jeroen Van Den Noordt of het oosten

[@PurityM]

Excited in Portuguese has the sexual connotation too 😅

[@nolanr1400]

Not sure I understood what the French guy meant 🤔 🤔

[@jelte6765]

0:52 deze Chinees weet veel

[@blackdaan]

hey lekker ding!!!! spanish.. Holla chickaaaa, english: hey hottie!! if you got that click. or the credits you can say it in any country

[@chicosmommy498]

* Lekker ding in Spanish = Cosa rica (delicious thing)

[@oottiee]

wait a minute i dint read thhe whole title woahhh zoo wee mama

[@JoshuaHere]

_Opgewonden_ can also mean someone is worrying or troubled.

[@plerpplerp5599]

Just as the word "excited" in English can have a sexual connotation, so can the word "opgewonden". Zenuwachtig might be the closest Dutch word to what the Americans call "excited". Americans tend to use hyperbolic language like "awesome", "excited" etc. which cannot be translated literally without it sounding stupid.

[@ruurtdevries6]

💝

[@jornbenes9872]

Jij bent lekker ja man 😂

[@josei4]

More videos like this hajaja

[@sovietbot6708]

I thought Dutch people would flirt like, "jij bent mooi. Laten we seks hebben." I guess they're not THAT direct

[@TheRealTricky]

3:20 "I don't think it's necessary to speak Dutch in bed".... Uhm... if you are talking about "the deed", I actually prefer not to speak, at all (regardess of the language). Or to let our bodies "speak" and say "I love you" to each other.... If you get what I mean...

[@KayVolkering]

Nooooo I fucking hate the dutch language for flirting or romance omg. If someone says ' lekker ding ' to me I am immediately pissed off and think they are either joking and don't actually think I look good OR I'm just immediately turned off like ' nope have a nice day baaaaaai ' xD Btw saying those things aaaare often seen as sexual harasement because a lot of men randomly do that to women which btw, just cause I'm female doesn't mean I'm into you xD Like the Dutch are very progressive with like Gay marriage and such but holy fuck can the typical 17 - 27 year old still think their only goal in life is to procreate xD But yea sumary: Dutch is not the language to flirt in xD it's cringy

[@petronellajames8656]

Flirting is unnecessary.say something you mean.

[@anuraj7563]

Let's wrap it up, "lekker ding", just throw away that nonsense pizza, hij is stinkend, gewoon, vergenoegd

[@ewoudvanaalst4089]

Just don't flirt in Dutch y'all. It's not exactly a love language

[@hetmunt2796]

eeeeeeh woud lekker ding :geen flirt taal

[@sovietbot6708]

Neither is English

[@TheRealTricky]

No? Lemme try to set something up. "Rozen zijn rood, violetten zijn blauw Zo lang als de zon bestaat, hou ik van jou. Je ogen bedwelmen, ze kijken mij aan Ik weet onze liefde blijft altijd bestaan. Ik zie je tranen, vol van geluk Want onze liefde kan echt niet meer stuk. Jij hoort bij mij en ik hoor bij jou En zo lang mijn hart slaat, blijf ik je trouw" Well? Does it work as a flirt? Or did I overstate things a bit here.... I know I know.... This cannot beat: "Oh oui, je t'aime, tu es mon amour Je t'adorerai et c'est pour tousjours" But still I think my Dutch attempt wasn't that crappy.... or was it?

[@Chris-ki2dx]

"Je hebt een mooie kut" means "You have beautiful eyes"

[@vrcr8640]

OMG Americans speaking Dutch. They can never lose that accent. 🤦‍♂️ And it's not rude or unpleasant to use lekkerding.

[@merel646]

If people you don’t know say it then it is unpleasant. We are not a piece of meat!

[@whataday-whataday]

@@merel646 ja maar wees eerlijk.. toen dat meisje zei van; ahhh dit eten is echt lekker en haar vriend zegt '..JIJ bent lekker'. Dat heeft iedere Nederlandse man ooit gezegd en you know it xD. Als je een relatie hebt is het niet meer erg, maar iemand op die manier voor je te winnen gaat 'm niet worden.

[@oottiee]

🤯

[@kelsterbeats8376]

D

[@nataliyakuzman6002]

Soo.. Dutch flirt just in bed )))) Nice to know.

[@Anonymoussssse]

🤦‍♀️

[@bennieleip579]

Hoe flirt je met Nederlanders , wil je mee naar huis gaan ? (Stap je niet een paar stappen over 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣hmmm sommigen gaan daar wel op in lijkt mij 🤣)

[@mickhack8034]

Die Wyndham is best knap stiekem

Brommers kiek’n Or she has been in Groningen Or she has been in Twente

[@Suriner1]

Omg yea, my gaydar is working!

[@grachoderunwiderstehlichen]

you are so leuk , should i show you something more tasty than say - yes -and we eat fritjies!!! pommes frites is the "golden key"

[@MadKuna]

i can speak dutch

[@flexzzone]

i wonder how many people clicked this video to actually try to learn Dutch... WAT EEN VERRASSING!!!

[@ohyeetyeet1637]

Uhh... I'm American and this sounds really weird... Oh yeah yeah btw

[@helgavolpe7303]

Your delicious .....really??? I thought lekker was used in describing food. the change of the times....(laugh)

[@cristina_garcia]

I just said: "I like you" to a Dutch classmate. I'm really shy and words weren't coming. It was embarrassing. He was very nice, but he already had a girlfriend. It was hilarious. I'm a mess. 😖

[@cristina_garcia]

Please teach me something better. 🤣😅

[@whataday-whataday]

@@cristina_garcia nothing wrong with this? Sounds like a delight to have a nice, shy girl genuinly saying she likes you. I am a (Dutch) girl too, btw. But if you are looking for a dutch translation: 'Ik vind je leuk.'

[@cristina_garcia]

@@whataday-whataday For most part of boys, my attitude is something to laugh at. Fortunately, he was respectful. Thanks for the Dutch translation. I'm learning Dutch nowadays since I find it a very beautiful language, and I really love Dutch EDM, so I'd like to understand some interviews of DJs in your language. 😉

[@jeroenkerstens4139]

Brumes kiekke.haha briljant