How To Hide From A Home Intruder. Cam Bertrand

How to hide from a home intruder as explained by Cam Bertrand. In this hilarious clip from his Second Dry Bar Comedy special Cam Bertrand talks about why he can't be the man of the house, and how good he is at hiding. Whether you're someone who is excellent at hide and seek, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Cam Bertrand is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@caithamilton6302]

Imagine a comedy show with Cam Bertrand and Shayne Smith😃

[@LisasLunacy87]

Add Matt Rife and it would be straight perfection!!

[@Dartkitten]

I think Cam and K-Von would be better.

[@CountryBoy14317]

That sounds like the best comedy show ever!!!

[@mariyamamman3258]

My two favorites!

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

@@LisasLunacy87 pretty sure they're talking dry bar. Rife ain't able to do that

[@tobiaschurch8848]

Lol I'd be soooo mad if I got found in a dishwasher.😂😂😂

[@regycyde289]

So glad to see Cam again. This guy makes my laugh so hard I cry!

[@rachaelr8044]

Cam's Back!!!! Yay!

[@erinjean7929]

He brought up Darryl! I went to the floor 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Carlie06]

ikkkkk

[@michellekeith5602]

Cam is a genius but I wonder how Darryl is doing 😂😂😂😂

[@TLe-nf9lo]

His body is in the air vent

[@nothandomagagula6462]

Darryl's dumb😂

[@takeeshepolite8761]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Carlie06]

he’s taking another drivers test lmfao

[@unlimihub254]

Darryl still sucks!😂😂

[@bowleggz1003]

He said I'm a whole red flag...why haven't you left me yet ..very relatable content....hilarious 😂😂 whole set...

[@nikan7704]

"You're more of a nunchuck person" 😂😂😅

[@jacque2211]

I’ve been waiting so long for more Cam Bertrand!!! Yesssss his comedy is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eliasvenson8022]

Looks like he found someone cuter than nana. XD

[@citizensays6438]

yeah, but we're left wondering how her snickerdoodles are.

[@jenniferbethparishwhite688]

I know someone who leaves a note on his kitchen table that reads: If you are breaking in to rob me, I'm sorry. I'll try harder.

[@ComicRelief31]

Darryl still catching strays lol

[@bless1984]

"I sit down to pee. Its easier." He's not lying. 🤣🤣🤣 Especially when you wake up hard. I'm too tired to aim. Still got grud in my eyes, vision unfocused, eyes sensitive to light. Plus, you can still get some sleep sitting down. Lol

[@JoeMaxFpv]

Plus that first puss can be sketchy. Sometimes you hit the wall 😂

[@unoriginalartist4223]

lol@@Graceas0most of the video is on guns and intruders and someone mentions a body function and ur unhappy

[@seankorzenborn8912]

i just kick into that 45 deg stance n HOPE for the best

[@angelroseglow]

@@Graceas0 Everyone pees. I didn't know that was taboo now.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

​@@Graceas0hey, Karen. Who are you to tell anyone to delete their comments? If drybar wants that comment deleted, they are very capable of deleting it. They don't need the input of a wrinkled old prune like you.

[@mysteriousplankton]

Very funny. I laughed out loud a bunch. Scared my dogs.

[@vanessadavies1479]

Yep toilet paper backwards sucks. "Beards, not mullets" is the moto for our toilet roll

[@ravens6286]

Yea the toothpaste didn't bother me...the toilet paper on the other hand.....🤦‍♀️

[@SuperJ213]

🤣

[@SDU2023]

I love that "beards, not mullets" thing. I hate the idea of people scrabbling and scratching at the wall to find the end.

[@regiscidal9078]

I DIED LAUGHING THE WHOLE SHOW 😂😂😂

[@KISSGreatestFan]

Thanks!

[@tynetunez7100]

This guy is freaking hilarious I was literally crying tears front start to finish. I need more of him 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾💯💯💯💯💯

[@joshnapper616]

hold up. imagine breaking into the place and checking the oven and theres a man just playing call of duty

[@setteam9337]

This Man has a bright future in comedy

[@JoeMaxFpv]

He’s been in comedy for many years. He was actually funnier I think a few years back. Google his special.

[@FigaroHey]

No future as an adult man, however. Being Peter Pan is sad, not funny.

[@BobbyMasteria]

yup pretty good one !

[@jerrybanley7695]

@@FigaroHeyPeter Pan syndrome is real. And these children are the reason for our inflation and low labor market…

[@HandlingItAll]

Pretty sure this ain't a real dude

[@warbacca1017]

Reminded me of a bill burr bit. "You hear a sound in the middle of the night, im the one whos gotta go check it out; like 'yes, he does have a knife!'"

[@1erinjames]

Recycled bits :(

[@VesnaVK]

@@1erinjames a lot of old jokes in this set. The TP roll direction? Really?

[@1erinjames]

@@VesnaVK I've noticed many lesser known comics reuse popular well known comics material. For all I know, the jokes are rented out. Lol. To me, it is disappointing to hear the same jokes being told as tho they're their personal life story/experience. Maybe that's all comedy is anymore?

[@VesnaVK]

@@1erinjames Dry Bar has many wonderful original comedians, like Robert Mack, Josh Blue, and someone whose last name is Zany. Then there's the ones who remind me of the first episode of Mrs Maisel, where Joel is just performing Bob Newhart jokes.

[@MickSupper]

Yes, everything you ever do or say must be original, so make sure and watch every single comedian so you don’t repeat one of their jokes.

[@howarddouglas4244]

9:48 NOT DARRYL 😂😂😂

[@ChrisMentzer]

Cam is hilarious!! 😂😂😂

[@yolandaweaver1877]

The toilet paper joke....yes, that part🤣

[@AudiophileTommy]

How to hide the body of the home intruder🎉

[@LS-mp7co]

LOL after you show me your stuff!🤣

[@kristicollett7887]

Pig farm!! Pull the teeth first. LoL

[@unterdessen8822]

Depends on the state: - Florida = alligators - Alaska = bears - Kentucky = goblin mines - New York = abandoned Astor subway tunnels - Maine = nearest werewolf den - Nevada = tremors - Hawaii = non-celebrity beach houses with roofs, that aren't blue In case of Utah it's probably Skinwalker Ranch.

[@keithjones7037]

"I sit down to pee..." I almost woke up the whole house! LOL!!!!

[@reneesalazar1431]

Oh .yay! 👏I remember this guy,he's funny

[@matthewcandler9374]

Looks like Darryl gets a shout out.

[@J4L5]

Great work! Glad to see Cam's is still make us laugh

[@Jons_thoughts]

I haven't laughed at a skit of alot of comedy videos from alot of the known stand up big hitters amd haven't laughed alot in a long time that wasn't "forced" I needed this skit

[@AveragePinwormEnjoyer]

Cam never disappoints!

[@nathaneulslavens4182]

He might be my favorite comedian on the planet

[@fancyme.alter1311]

I agree.

[@franklynfosu]

Cam is really creative and funny

[@DoeITW]

Cam I love you so much!

[@bamenachim8203]

I'm with Cam. I'm short. If an intruder shows up and any part of you thinks I'm not hiding under the sink or in the dryer, you're wrong. 💀

[@bamenachim8203]

@lucyinthesky444 I'm 4'11, too. Since you're curious, you can likely fit inside the average suitcase... I've done it... a few times.

[@bamenachim8203]

@lucyinthesky444 Lol, nothing like that. My mom was traveling pretty frequently when I was in school and would leave her empty suitcase open as she thought about what to pack. I was staring at her suitcase trying to keep the impulsive thoughts at bay and as if she could read my mind, she asked me if I wanted to give it a go. She had various suitcase sizes and we had tested it out a few times.

[@mrelixirgalactic]

😂😂🔥 Get it Cam 💪🏽

[@If-Cats-Could-Talk]

I needed to have a laugh tonight. Glad I found this guy 😂 thanks!

[@waverleyc.412]

Genius! Love Cam's jokes👍

[@323sgalvan]

This dude is hilarious 😆

[@Aryasvitkona]

I love the self deprecation of "I'd have respected it more if they told me no, you can't have a gun"

[@MrBlakeleyden]

That was a SOLID set! Very funny

[@mandy747c]

He’s so much fun!

[@Mt.Nali23]

People not using nunchucks…..allow me to introduce you to shayne Smith who knocked someone out and got arrested

[@davidlilly1000]

DANG! I wish I were able to go to this a couple weeks ago.

[@greendragonok]

Dont do it cam 😂

[@ardathbey4150]

Finally... "funny"... Thank you.

[@jimmybvillarreal]

Thus guys is so funny was excited to see a brand new set

[@fancyme.alter1311]

I love his comedy. I got so excited when I saw a short. I got even more happy when I found this.

[@seaweedg9507]

He's back!!!!!

[@BearjJehanian1]

Great too see this new show. Cam is one of my favorite comedians. 💥 👊🏻 🏆

[@dwellinj1513]

Love his comedy! Always makes me chuckle all the way through.

[@codyfreilinger192]

The way his jokes link together is perfect

[@tapintoyourimagination8811]

"I'ma go get a second job" 💀

[@jennifermorrales3389]

😂😂😂 he was really great can’t wait to see more of him .. Florida 💪🏻🥰😂😂 he so funny 🤣

[@mantequilla6118]

Gotta find the full set of that wasn't it. He's good lol

[@dwebb8208]

so funny lol

[@gaylebanks7533]

Love this guy!

[@KISSGreatestFan]

Thank You for Making My Day! 😃

[@brandongovreau9218]

you look and sound like your somehow related to both Pete Davidson and Tom Hanks

[@1erinjames]

Lol....yeeeessssss!!!!

[@brandongovreau9218]

@@1erinjames talk about Forrest Gump in the hood of Hollywood is what that comedian looks like 🤣

[@ethan_benfield]

The Darryl saga continues.

[@stephenhenderson7546]

this guy is so funny

[@cameronspeed9052]

Hey cam, am cam. As a fellow cam, here is some advise. You are on the right track with the hiding! You got to find the nastiest angle in your home.. talking upside down above the hallway bathroom corner. And just dome anyone through the door

[@ghomerhust]

my TP roll usually just sits on the empty roll, so i'm NEVER wrong. plus it's quiet when im trying not to wake the kids up when im on the crapper in the middle of the night after way too much butter popcorn and bbq chicken nuggets. you know that sound, WOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOPwopwopwop...

[@johnpatterson6448]

Good

[@gamyp843]

missed this dood hes been hiding fr

[@TwistedQuestionMark]

He's very funny!

[@yhtomit627GU]

What if, and hear me out... what IF.... Cam Bertrand and Taylor Tomlinson did a special together?!?!?!

[@R.Oates7902]

Is Darryl ok?

[@VoidSC]

Any word on when the full special drops?

[@dippenink]

Making jokes about your girlfriend without being offensive i didn’t know a comedian could do it (very good)

[@mbyrd6713]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it ❤

[@terfalicious]

Funny comedian funny skits

[@cf921]

Oh my god! Cam!!!! Haven't seen him in a while!

[@baleighmorey1626]

I had a guy leave me for improving my physical health and appearance. Said he knew id leavehim now 😂 dumb

[@Mghr167]

Woo, dodged that insecurity! 🤣

[@MikeTheSeeker1961]

Very funny guy 😂

[@eclectic3618]

AGT Screwed Him Over

[@jesusisreal000]

😂😂😂

[@pennydls5073]

People in the comments forgot what self-depricating humor was.

[@ndoucette9676]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Archibald_h]

Naw you need nunchucks.

[@davidbrandt6925]

Funny

[@b-radsadventures6846]

Brilliant. You're going to be huge (even if your muscles won't!)

[@mattschultz3852]

Lol

[@Rekuzan]

*racks a 12 gauge Mossberg (shotgun)* Who's hiding???

[@oldrrocr]

and this right here - is the reason we need to start taking away guns from the general public.

[@Rekuzan]

@@oldrrocr You go ahead and hide in fear as escaped convicts murder you and your entire family. If someone breaks into my home, I have no idea what their intent is, and have every right to defend myself with deadly force. Buuuuut, if you honestly think the cops can get to your place before you die, be my guest!

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

​@@oldrrocrand you're the reason that they have started passing out birth control in school so long long time ago.

[@LatimusChadimus]

Become John Cena

[@michaeldavey868]

I’m sorry what does he say at 8:46 after he says second job ??? Neeegus?

[@SuperJ213]

I don't need this....

[@secondrickamendment4770]

Feeling old, by the fact he didn’t get a free box of ammo with his purchase…

[@MickSupper]

Nothing is free anymore, not even matchbooks with advertising on them.

[@remyllebeau77]

I don't see a problem with Cam owning arms, I presume he passed the background check. Any other problems of being a novice and refusing to go to training and the range is on you.

[@MickSupper]

He has 2 arms.

[@zmorris22]

💀💀💀

[@spencercoots]

Where did his eyebrows go?

[@timo4938]

Is Grumpy Old Guy still alive and well? We know you're miserable but I hope you're okay. Haven't seen you around in quite a while.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

If you weren't blind or illiterate, you would know that I'm still around.. By the way, how's that fake Christian thing working out for you?

[@rustylee1836]

He's around and still saying the same ol tired insult he's always said.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

@@rustylee1836 your mother is the tired insult.

[@rustylee1836]

@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Yes it's a very tired insult, that's what I just said. It was old when you were a kid 80 years ago, but you're still trotting it out 40 times a day, showing it off like a kid that just got the toy he's been dreaming about I guess that's what happens when you just pat a special kid on his head every time he acts out, it's a shame you were never disciplined.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

@@rustylee1836 that's better than trotting out that old jackass of a dad of yours. You do know who your daddy is? Doubtful

[@JoeMWoodward]

I was gonna ask how Darrell was but I'm glad to hear he still sucks.

[@lindabixler9667]

He's got a filthy mouth when he isn't on Dry Bar.

[@timo4938]

That's good. It means he can adapt

[@SDU2023]

That's sad, he is funny without having to "adapt", whatever that means. You wanna explain that one?

[@1972TJJ]

Love this guy, but that "audience" sound is soooo annoying!!

[@woodyrum1]

Yeh 4 min….. ugh

[@EquipaPatriot]

Why does not @Dry Bar Comedy upload full length videos of comedians? I've decided to unsubscribe for this reason.

[@SDU2023]

So you want it all for free instead of the free stuff you are already getting on youtube?!

[@JolliJ3704]

Dude looks like old NF I'm not gonna like

[@skb254]

“…. like a bad person!” OK~ That was funny. But guess what was not funny? Moving in together. Never a good idea. When a couple oversteps appropriate boundaries before marriage it messes them up real bad after marriage (Statistics prove most of those couples never make it to marriage- most break up) God’s way works~and only His way. Have we learned nothing from our screwup’s?!? 😂😂😂 I can hardly wait for five years down the road wondering what your comedy routines are going to be like then!🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Ok, Karen.

[@SDU2023]

​@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl shut up with the "Karen", already. Old, used, unoriginal, offensive "joke". Move on, please.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

@@SDU2023 I'll move on when I get good and ready. I don't care if it's offensive. Go in the closet somewhere and cry. And speaking of old and used, how is your mother?

[@Magdalena8008s]

Aye, dude. Assuming dude. Maybe, just maybe he's not religious. And doesn't follow your God. You do what works best for your life. Stay out of other peoples. And if you don't agree with it, don't support them. Simple as that.

[@HandlingItAll]

This isn't even a real dude is it... Dafuq

[@michaelgoble8200]

He is too young and immature to make me laugh out loud. I guess I’m a grumpy old man. I prefer the older comedians who have had some real life experiences.

[@MickSupper]

Like the comedians that had to walk 2 miles uphill, both directions, in the snow?

[@borednow]

not funny

[@VesnaVK]

These jokes are so old, some of them don't even make sense anymore. They changed the way make toothpaste tubes before this guy was even born. It doesn't matter where you squeeze them now -- they pop back in shape. They quit making the Game Boy in 2003. Also, he never noticed that she hangs the TP the other way? This old chestnut has been around since the days when people got married before they spent the night at one another's houses first. What's next, stale peanuts on the plane? Jeepers.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Here. You need this. 🕯️

[@StanleyRamblerSRVB-GrimeyBeats]

I can confirm the toothpaste can still be squeezed from the middle because I do it 😂

[@MickSupper]

Yes, that was the stupidest complaint that guy made about his jokes, unless he’s from the year 3020 or something.