Influencers naming their babies

[@ItalianBach]

Cal has been dealt with for what he did

[@xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

oh god

[@sillysoursol]

nooooo 💔💔💔💔

[@nicres]

The Bach was a lovely break from… whatever you’re doing hehe

[@galacticnerd3243]

fired????

[@sarabeth3891]

That isn’t menacing at all

[@elanmayes]

rich people really name their children like racehorses

[@shlarla]

This is the best way I've seen it said, they really are just racehorse names 😮

[@elanmayes]

@@shlarla lmao it hit me like a bolt of lightning!!!

[@shlarla]

@elanmayes cant wait to name my kid lucky orange after the only horse name ive ever seen

[@eris3069]

Literally 😂😂

[@elanmayes]

@@shlarla american pharaoh goes kinda hard too lmao

[@sophlou2367]

onyx ice cold cannon sounds like an illegal disposable vape

[@queenofthegasstation]

you’re so right omg

[@Robinv0224]

We named our tuxedo cat Onix after a Pokémon and even tho the spelling is different, that’s all I can think about when I hear kids named onyx

[@gianna1579]

PLEASEEEEE

[@sennap7109]

Probably tastes like minty charcoal

[@bee-isblonde]

@@sennap7109IM SENT 😭🙏

[@nbunnysnowboard]

“Here are my children: Rumplestiltskin, Slim Shady Eazy-E, and Cindy Lou Who”

[@Xanny_The_Goblin]

IM DEAD PLS-💀✋

[@athenawildcraft]

i love rumplestilskin

[@Meggzilla]

CONDOMS... PLEASE BUY CONDOMS!! NO CHILDREN FOR YOU!! 😂

[@nbunnysnowboard]

@ yes 😂

[@Vvzyn77]

People forget: 1. There kids will be adults one day. 2. LAST NAMES 3. How it sounds when spoken.

[@gracie1425]

did people forget nicknames exist? like you don’t needs to legally name your child “baby”… you can just call them “baby”…

[@ek0dev]

Exactly! It feels like when people try to force nicknames to happen by saying what nickname they want to have even though nicknames are supposed to happen naturally

[@itsinevitablee]

literally! or middle names too like personally i think some more 'out there' floral or nature names are cute but i'd never name my child bloom or blossom, id just use it as a middle name? surely best of both worlds , you can call them either and they can choose to go by either when older

[@taco_0406]

they’re just forgetting that other people will be calling their child by that name. like i wouldn’t want random ass ppl calling me baby

[@outlawsyl]

Yeah I know a rich family where they have kids with normal legal names like Chris, but while rasing the kids they used some more creative nicknames for them 99% of the time instead of the legal names

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

Also short names. If you're going to be a douche and give your child a bullyable name, at least find something that can be shortened, eg "Katana Wind Blade 9000" can just be 'Kat' to her friends and employers, and you only use the full name when they're in big big trouble young lady.

[@ck-bo7sb]

I don't know why, but the woman saying for the name "Etheral," the nickname "Eddy," made me genuinely laugh

[@S.Uranus]

GOODBYE!!! 😭😭😭 HERA IS RIGHT THERE! MAYBE EVEN RA FOR A BOY WITH THE NAME, BUT EDDY??? WTH??? 🤢💀 Someone please tell heeeerrrr...

[@Tis1kay]

Plus wouldnt it be “ethy” like “effie” with a lisp

[@beau.c]

i think she said ettie !

[@AnaCole]

Thera or Ettie I guess

[@shannonsmith6279]

Same, I had to rewind to make sure I heard her right 😂

[@MegCazalet]

I miss the days when we thought “Apple” was weird. If Gwyneth was naming a baby now, I bet it would be so nuts. Like the name of sort of gut bacteria.

[@kittycatcrunchie]

I see it now, Echerichia Coli Paltrow

[@christarkt8439]

@@kittycatcrunchiethis is killing me 💀

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@christarkt8439 Nah, that's the food poisoning

[@noidea4254]

Candida Daya Rhea Paltrow, or Candy for short

[@lLaissemoidanser]

​@@noidea4254 hahaha that's actually quite pretty in itself... BUT

[@ryeleys]

choosing such intentionally unique baby names straight makes it seem like the parents view the kids as decorative items to enhance their aesthetics

[@Jamjamsart]

Or pets. These sound like names people would name a cat or a racehorse

[@M33PSTER]

Whimsy Lou is literally straight out of Whoville. Please 😭

[@vanillabeanic]

YO CRK SPOTTED!

[@Terra_Egg]

@@vanillabeanicfidough spotted (I’m gonna take a bite outta you)

[@emmad5741]

Everyone is gonna be changing their names when they’re old enough

[@mmmbepis8643]

Legit though, don't these people care that their kids in the future are going to find these names super embarrassing? It's not like you're naming a pet where they won't give a shit, these kids are going to grow up counting down the days until they can change their name lmao

[@itsinevitablee]

@@mmmbepis8643 i think it's an influencer/celeb mindset like oh everyone has unique names when in reality olivia etc has been in the top 3 since the 2000s lol

[@emmad5741]

@@itsinevitablee right! I mean, they’re popular names because they’re good and beautiful

[@gigaspacepancake]

legendary love cannon 😭

[@beeeeens0034]

i’m praying its fake 😭

[@conehead.skz.]

If i had a friend called legendary i would just call them gen not legendary 😭😭

[@ItalianBach]

Sounds like a penus 😔

[@sarahanderson7398]

Sounds like an adult film star name

[@sarahanderson7398]

Sounds like a "corn" with a p name

[@cloudyskies2001]

Slim Easy sounds like the nickname of a pimp from the eighties with gold teeth, cheetah print clothes, and a cigar always sticking out of his mouth at all times.

[@simschevey]

Rumble Honey Smith sounds like what Id name my character in Red Dead Redemption lol

[@WeirdSnakeGal]

All I hear I'm my head is the song that goes "are you ready to RUMBLEEEEEE..."

[@pettybee3860]

​@@WeirdSnakeGal same💀

[@ngweso]

And Slim Easy would be a GTA character

[@mollieatethepony]

The Canons...they all sound like wrestlers names

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

@@ngwesoSlim easy reminds me of slim shady😭

[@Eeppydeepy]

I feel like we should normalize really weird MIDDLE names with normal first names cause middle names are already kinda secret and fun

[@ashleymufasa]

I think that was normal and then people just went off the rails all of a sudden

[@whoisjascha]

Flick the bean SMITH😭😭😭

[@CL.123]

im naming my baby that 🤗

[@indiumsandwich]

@@CL.123 if you're actually being serious which I highly doubt, that's actually fucking gross

[@CL.123]

@@indiumsandwich im deadly serious 😁

[@indiumsandwich]

@@CL.123 **autistic confusion** well I guess you find cuteness in kids being bullied

[@theirlmess_.]

​@@indiumsandwich dw they're joking... I hope 😭🙏

[@frickfrog6546]

This is how I feel naming my sims kids

[@oak..]

I name mine like pets..

[@frickfrog6546]

@@oak.. I name mine after f1 drivers icl

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

Same. I one time named my sim’s kid “suggested password” and “uncooked chicken”. They were twins.

[@oak..]

beautiful naming ideas, everyone, keep this going, I need more ideas

[@frickfrog6546]

@oak.. not even sims kids, I named my cat seb after sebastian vettel

[@jennasessum5104]

her wanting to legally name her child Baby when she can literally just call them baby while its a baby is just hysterical to me

[@zombdogg]

why did he say “rise” like “rice” and continued the joke about grains 😭😭

[@Rumblingfrog102]

He can’t read 😍

[@KrissSolaris]

​@@Rumblingfrog102lmao😂😂🤣🤣

[@love4yuuu]

legendary love canon is out of order 💀💀💀

[@stephe1506]

I havent even watched the video yet and I had to put my phone down for a minute and stare off into the distance after laughing when I read this

[@love4yuuu]

@@stephe1506 HAH FRRR

[@sophiathefurbst]

like the order of words is incorrect or? it’s not working?

[@cronggpal]

Out of order is like a saying for smth wrong ​@@sophiathefurbst

[@thewastelandworrier]

'Slim Easy' is a Jean fitting

[@ScottiErica]

“…Turquoise showing up at your house for dinner cause your son Squiggle Diggle invited him over” Best line I’ve ever heard. Ever. 😂

[@Dinanysos]

Millenials are killing the Souvenier With Your Name On It industry! How are annoying little souvenier shops supposed to sell random junk with generic names on them if the group that just walked in is Rumble Honey, Slim Easy, Whimsy Lou, Legendary Love, Powerful Queen, and River Rocket Blue Dallas. That's brutal.

[@cash_machi0896]

you make such an excellent point

[@tiki_riot]

I’m 40 & still buy any cheap tat with my name on, I have a common name (well it used to be common), but the less common spelling, so it was always difficult to find stuff with the right spelling lol

[@monkeyfan37]

my name is not even that rare and there was never any junk with my name on it😭😭 used to make me so upset as a child

[@sevenmillionbeers]

@@monkeyfan37 I think monkeyfan37 is a pretty rare name actually

[@MegCazalet]

My son’s name is also Bort.

[@korin9673]

no way his kid’s name is powerful queen. that is atrocious

[@korin9673]

LEGENDARY LOVE CANNON HOW DOES IT GET WORSE

[@pumkitdrawz]

REAL

[@HuntyBooBoo]

You know that kid black as hell

[@luzdani11]

its giving yass queen

[@idontknow2469]

​@@HuntyBooBoo HUH??

[@ellavictoriea]

Cal really got away with this 😂

[@ItalianBach]

He’s been disciplined

[@ellavictoriea]

I glad 😌

[@sophiaec2607]

Jamie Oliver has the most preposterous kids names, they literally sound like dishes or kids cartoon characters

[@LizzylovesLobo]

no my biggest unpopular opinion is theyre OKAY 😭 like the name daisy isnt crazy, Petal idk tbh, poppy is on THIN ICE, buddy is fairly normal, and river idk thats the only one thats lowkey atrocious

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@LizzylovesLobo The first names are passable but as soon as the middle names come out,,, IM DEAD sdfhskdjf Like petal sprinkle rainbow or whatever is like one of those satire anime magical girls names. "Never fear citizen, Princess Magical Sparkle Love Star is here to save you!"

[@Localhairdyedfreak]

@@LizzylovesLobo went to highschool with a guy named River.. we all called him lake, pond, stream, ocean, etc🤣😭

[@problem.skinnn]

@@LizzylovesLoboYou need to look at their whole names DAISY BOO? Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy BEAR? They’re insane.

[@problem.skinnn]

I always had a theory that they were fake names to put to the press so they didn’t have the full names of their kids (sensible) but I don’t know…

[@joongswings]

One thing about Issac is that he’ll always take the opportunity to use the word « engorge » whenever he can 🎀

[@ItalianBach]

True

[@ravenw2281]

french quotation mark jumpscare

[@bunnyhugger410]

Mixolydian is the name of a musical scale... It's like naming your kid C7#9b13.

[@anitanaseer1007]

Nah I’m gonna name my kid Asus4b5, pronounced Ash Ketchum 😔

[@smoothie3993]

It’s even funnier because Lydian and Dorian are right there! let alone all the other acceptable music related names

[@rachelsloan1922]

all the names sound like pre-made names in Poptropica

[@fantasymagic97]

Oh my gosh, you’re right!

[@ems.bookshelf]

less then 30 seconds in and issac is teaching us what pregnancy is along with the effects of it??... idk how to feel about it.

[@ItalianBach]

Sometimes I do that

[@braelyntuck14]

@@ItalianBachI love you😂

[@malumute]

never heard of this guy, first video ive ever watched of him and i immediately knew i had to watch the whole video 💀

[@Riley-vy5qm]

​@@malumuteSame.

[@wlammy4ever]

Jason Lee and Shannyn Sossamon (famous actors from the 90s/early 2000s) have a son they called PILOT INSPEKTOR and I just never got over that

[@lemoncellogoblin]

Beth Riesgraf not Shannyn :)

[@wlammy4ever]

@@lemoncellogoblini am shocked to find out E TV has lied to me in 2003 or whenever I learnt the fact lol, thank u for correcting me! Shannyn’s kid is named AUDIO SCIENCE so much of the same 😂😂😂😂

[@stephe1506]

The drugs were clearly something else back then 😂i remember hearing about Pilot Inspektor.. but Audio Science??

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@wlammy4ever That might be worse. I feel like an american could get away with Pilot, but audiois so stupid...

[@AngryLittleSponge]

They didn't have any children together - but they both have kids with "out there" names - you're right, Jason Lee has a son called Pilot Inspector But Shannon Sossamon's first born son is called Audio Science - Her second son is called Mortimer (Guess she is a sims fan!?)

[@bond2507]

Rumble honey sounds like an off brand tesco cereal

[@MM-ge5fj]

Sorry but the "Afternoon🤠" bit got me good. Cowboy Bach for the win!

[@luminescent_tides]

Honestly me too….We all know Francesca’s not the brightest but Afternoon…? For a name…? Absolutely not ma’am.

[@hauthot287]

Mixolydian is a mode. Basically, if you play on all white notes on a piano, one g to the next g, that would be the mixolydian scale

[@morganclaiborne3122]

I was wondering where the music theory nerds were. Glad I found my people 😂

[@SlimChances17]

I'm dying at these names and tbh after Jamie Oliver fucking up my generations school meals he's always an OPP

[@CatherineDoyle-og1pl]

new character unlocked:cowboy bach

[@Larspinfield]

“Thank you issac for this blessed upload” we all say in unison x

[@olivia.67928]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@romie-i7d]

Thank you Issac for this blessed upload

[@swipped22]

Thank you Issac for this blessed upload

[@Larspinfield]

thank you isaac for this blessed upload

[@Tweeko_]

Thank you issac for this blessed upload

[@ladycalily]

As someone who’s last name is Cannon I’m glad my parents genuinely left my name blank on my birth certificate for like 6 days to decide on one that fit. Powerful Queen would’ve been brutal

[@GuardianSpirits13]

I worked with Immigrants for a time and one family from an African country had very traditional, almost antiquated Christian names along the lines of “Godwill” “Patience” and “Chastity”… very interesting to me

[@adeposie]

I’m Nigerian and yeah that checks out. I know a Thywillbedone (Thywill for short), a Unity, and three sisters named Faith, Faithful, and Faithfulness. The former president’s name is literally Goodluck. Zimbabwe is even worse when it comes to this you can literally meet people named stuff like Hardlife or Anyway

[@GuardianSpirits13]

@@adeposie I think more people should have names that are just full sentences. Adding random letters to a basic name isn't creative enough 😂

[@j_rm8883]

@@adeposieThywillbedone is AMAZING i can’t believe there aren’t more names that are just straight up religious phrases/sentences

[@halfski6459]

Personally if I have a kid I'm naming it "Buttercup Squash Whitewash " or just "Butt" for short.

[@kirbotime]

I'm naming mine Waluigi Megatron

[@jasminmai3528]

I tried to read this comment out loud to my boyfriend literally 7 times before I got it out I was laughing so much omfg thank you

[@kendra_t]

​@@kirbotime just rolls off the tongue

[@noope921]

baby butt butt

[@luminescent_tides]

😂😂😂

[@shethingsd]

The name of that Smith lady's kids are something you'd buy if you were super baked at at 3am at a convenience store.

[@pettybee3860]

It makes me mad when I think about it💀💀💀Slim Easy sounds like a pimp or a nutritional bar

[@kendra_t]

​@@pettybee3860I love how specific that is. It is literally one or the other and nothing else xD

[@xosummerdawn]

Him frantically looking for his harmonica has me dying 😭😭

[@Laycab2011]

Trisha Paytas called her little girl “Malibu Barbie” 💀

[@noope921]

& the next is elvis

[@tinomonke4588]

honestly i love the name malibu

[@whoa_its_zooey]

@@tinomonke4588 my middle name is malibu 😭

[@MegCazalet]

I went to school with a guy who was in one of those Most Unusual Names contests so I don’t mind revealing it: Voltaire Casino.

[@Anindeterminateamountofbees]

That sounds like a band tbh

[@clockworkmonsters8590]

I wonder if his parents were into Spyro games for the name Voltaire

[@AriccaChristine]

Lyric is a real name but plural is crazy

[@ABH66]

I really like the name Lyric - but it would be more of a middle name for me personally. I think the most out there name i like is Forest

[@lenamarie9292]

i know like 3 people named lyric 😭

[@dieSchreckschraube]

It's a real name because enough people were weird enough to use it.

[@meow9912]

naming my kids ItalianBach to keep the culture alive

[@sillypotato53]

W

[@lizzytroy9503]

I've actually met people named Odyssey and Heart, as well as a few named Mercer, Sky/Ski, Lou/Louis, Blossom, Buddy, and Dallas. I've also met a girl named Portabella (yes, like the mushroom), a guy called Finrod, and another guy called Brancher.

[@anitanaseer1007]

Where do you live…

[@lizzytroy9503]

@@anitanaseer1007 I live in Pennsylvania, but I've lived in Georgia, Florida, and South Carolina as well

[@libertywilk4233]

i think isaac is in his coquette era with all the bird chirping in the background 🤭🎀🧚🌸💘

[@moretacospls3253]

I can‘t with the name afternoon, nickname after. I‘m German and „After“ translates to anus. This thought caught me offguard, I almost spilled my drink.

[@luminescent_tides]

😂😂😂

[@Iridiumsprinkle]

Hi just named my baby quim strawberry breastmilk smith ❤❤

[@MrGoatskin]

Awesome

[@sweetestaphrodite]

Omg my baby’s name is Frothy Salami Williams

[@_manders_]

It’s not just celebrities. My brother had a childhood friend named Sharkmen Magma Cox

[@sarahchristine1088]

“deludical” really threw me for a loop but i’m using it now HAHAH

[@sophie-lu4fs]

Bach not knowing who tinkerbell is and thinking it's racist to say "tink" will never not be funny

[@kittycatcrunchie]

No but it does feel like a slur ngl its half twink half the other one 😭Tinkerbell siue but it still feels like a crime

[@ellenmadethis]

It is a slur in the UK actually, towards gypsy/traveller people

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@ellenmadethis Crazy... So the slur senses actually were tingling fr

[@elle_blair]

It’s def a racist slur 😅

[@spookymcfakename]

@@ellenmadethisI have never heard that before? Is it acc

[@nicholeified]

isaac is the type of guy to get a PhD at yappington university majoring in yappiology

[@QueenKunta]

2:10 IIRC Mariah Carey wanted the twins to have nicknames of “Roc” and “Roe” like rock n roll.

[@rhonnasmetaniuk8244]

Slim easy is a cigarette order

[@chlox2870]

Flick the bean smith😭

[@chaimachaima-yy7yg]

His proud smug smile too😂😂😂😂

[@gabriella5432]

15:40 ‘hadn’t heard the name love before watching you’ sound like a pick up line

[@GravityFallsUp]

Giving your kid a stupid name really is the ultimate rich person move because you know your kid will never have to worry about being bullied and discriminated against in the adult world for their name

[@kitaboo206]

So people no longer think of actual names for babies they just name their kids after words they like to say 😂

[@obaedj2961]

Rice? Rise?? 💀 sidebar: my old principal's name was Flick.

[@BigAlexgator]

11:45 tink also is too close to tinkle which is how my grandma used to say she had to pee. She’d say “I have to tinkle” 😂 like ok grandma go do your thing 😂😭

[@petite-beefcakes]

My first thought was "stink" would be their class nickname

[@Eisoj8]

Alter ego cowboy Bach (please create merch)

[@nilsvonsteinfelde2116]

Love, Darling and Baby are all names that you can't shout across the street or a hall or something to your friend because it would sound like a catcall.

[@x.Starr.x]

18:45 the “darlin 🤠” was on point 😂

[@conehead.skz.]

I think famous people are getting confused with candy shops and baby names

[@Ev_oOoOo]

Rumble honey sounds like a Cadbury milk tray

[@kittycatcrunchie]

Sounds like a MLP pony or like a carebear or sm lmao

[@thejackprojectmusic]

3:17 Mixolydian is a type of musical scale (a set of 7 notes you play within an octave) so I don't know why Nick chose that name for a human

[@SharkBerry]

"Orca" kinda ate. I wouldn't call my child that cause I'm not on meth, but I think of orcas as ethereal etc. But that would leave the child to be bullied and would be called a whale 😭 Also more cowboy please and thank you

[@Localhairdyedfreak]

Would be cute as a middle name or nickname🥹

[@SharkBerry]

@@Localhairdyedfreak True!!

[@problem.skinnn]

‘Cause I’m not on meth’ killed me

[@kendra_t]

Definitely should name the next kid "Beluga" to match. Maybe great for a set of twins?

[@noope921]

orcas and ethereal are far apart for me those creatures are terrifying 😭

[@aqualuvor95]

“Words as names are the best” is a hilarious thing to say and think you’re onto something groundbreaking. Like…yeah, most names are words. Great job…

[@elin_]

Powerful Queen? Legendary Love? Poor kids.

[@tommietina]

(I’m black) black people do tend to name their kids such strange names tho, like I went to school with a girl called Angel, her younger brother was called Prince, who deadass had a twin sister called Princess, and their mother was called Mercedesz… like the car… also my hair braider was also called Mercedes, just spelt different 😭😭😭

[@Hashoaktree]

mercedes is a girls name, the car is named after a girl called Mercedes

[@britterthecritter4531]

Ik two dominican women named Mercedes lmao

[@Hashoaktree]

@@britterthecritter4531 i love the name Mercedes personally

[@regularhuh8880]

I think Angel is cute tho (ik an Asian girl named Angel)

[@j_rm8883]

The filipino parents are similar😭a LOT of girls named Angel and Princess, i once knew a guy called Wizard😭

[@eva1585]

I feel like.. if you're going to name your kid something batshit insane.. you should be LEGALLY REQUIRED to give them a normal middle name so at least they can choose!

[@dragons_of_magicgirl368]

Or hot take just make their middle name bat shit insane

[@watchdogj]

Golden Sagen Cannon and Powerful Queen Cannon are the final unlockables in AC Black Flag.

[@zucchinikindaslayed]

I have two nephews that are siblings. The older one's called Billion dollar, the younger's called Million. I wish I was joking. And there's another sibling, the older one's called Ding and the younger one's called Dong and their last name literally translates to "final word makers" 💀

[@edenanimates1465]

“Toilet and baboon, your parents must be evil” “No, evil’s over there” XDDCC

[@lanadelrad6147]

Legendary love canon literally sounds like a special move in dragon ball for ribrianne. She already has “max love canon” and “pretty love canon” why not “legendary love canon”

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

my favorite crazy celebrity baby name is Moon Unit Zappa. although Bandit Way is probably a close second

[@lauryncarr2420]

All of Jamie Oliver's kids names sound like my little ponies, man is a broni

[@Sifaniworld]

you laughing at your own jokes is the best part of these videos

[@Thegoongoober]

quingle is giving secret turkish quandale dingle

[@clairelmao]

This is why you give your kid a normal or traditional name that can be shortened to be cute like Theodora being shortened to Theo or Teddy. Teddy is super cute for a little girl (or boy) but they have the option to grow out of it. Or giving them the middle name being unique but a normal first name (I know someone who goes by his middle name Ringo but his first name is like John or Michael or something basic. His parents wanted to name him after Ringo Star but also give him the option of a normal “adult” name as his first name)

[@SharkBerry]

The timing of the editing with *boom* "LIE" and *boom* "HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME" killed me

[@sarahsaudios777]

No way cal got away with it 💀

[@hollyjay3942]

The Victorians were doing it long before influencers. Some of their names are wild. Honestly, please, look them up.

[@captaincairoPT]

They're not having a baby, they're having an accessory. It's a thing you can give a weird name to and never think about the consequences. A conversation starter, not a human ^^

[@lady_peace_rose]

Well said. It is actually like the child him/herself doesn't count.

[@ClaireBTH]

I say yippiee out loud every time this man posts.

[@Plain_Kahn]

“Thank you cal for your blessed editing” we all say in unison 🫡

[@Eyeball44]

Without the middle name, Powerful's name is literally "Powerful Cannon". That's insane. That's just a description of a tool/weapon, it's like naming your child "Adequate Hammer" or "Efficient Lawnmower".

[@simplylily7819]

I love and hate at the same time that in fifteen years classroom rolls are going to go like this: “Petal?” “Here.” “Legendary?” “Here.” “Mia?” “Here.” There’s going to be a whole mix of normal and insane names and it’s going to sound ridiculous 💀

[@strawberry_switch]

I had a kid at my school called Stone and he was absolutely unhinged

[@Charlie-nb1xo]

cant wait to meet buddy bear on his trust funded gap year to thailand

[@annatoodoo4677]

19:15 in Italian orca means killer whale so I would get why she wouldn’t want to use that AHAHAHAHAH

[@petite-beefcakes]

Orca still means killer whale in English They're interchangable

[@1bigemptyspace]

I went to school with a girl named Blessing! And I know siblings named Romantic, Beauty, Atlantic and Alliance!

[@syltye]

In greece, its normal to have a week name, so long as its either Friday or Sunday. Like, it's been like that since forever

[@nilsvonsteinfelde2116]

Odyssey? That's used as a metaphor for when essentially everything goes wrong. Named after the ancient mythological journey wich lasted years and killed the entire crew of several ships except that one person.

[@poisnkitty]

Why is nobody laughing at the whimsy loo joke as much as I am

[@dxl3naa]

the cowboy hat has some sort of hold over me i’m really concerned for myself

[@sunnysunflowers328]

Im concerned *for* you

[@ThereminElectro]

The British are so far from firearms that he thinks a cannon is a weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION lmao

[@neocinna]

and americans are practically drowning in weapons of mass destruction to think a cannon is child’s play

[@xfreja]

@@neocinnafr

[@Unmeijones]

He was joking you div

[@ThereminElectro]

@@Unmeijones as was I... Teasing? You know the British and American back and forth of "you don't have guns" and "you shoot up schools"? Lol

[@SaraRankins.]

I'm an American who is into history. Cannons were weapons of mass destruction.

[@chloedavila3570]

People like this are why Iceland has a list of names you’re legally allowed to name your child lol