How-To: Make "No Death No Dairy" Lasagna with John Joseph

John Joseph, lead singer of the Cro-Mags & Bloodclot is back to school you guys with some more Vegan knowledge. This time he's here to show us how to make his famous "No Death, No Dairy" vegan Lasagna along with side salad that even you're most hardcore salad hating friends will enjoy.
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[@alexrips]

yes. keep the vegan recipes comin'!

[@haloshadowsnipe3014]

no

[@tony_5156]

haloShAdOwSnIpE 280 likes vs inferior 10

[@shelbyruta]

He needs a weekly session on this channel.

[@HoundsofHowgate]

For sure!

[@jolenethellama]

Absolutely!

[@UglyMofo13]

YES!

[@akboy305]

He has his own channel now the Hard Truth with John Joseph

[@googlenutzer8995]

Definitely

[@wabadahugo8526]

I seriously have never heard such a strong NY accent.

[@sara215]

He’s from the Bronx I think their accent is thiccc

[@gawdizm]

ITS ITALIAN THATS WHAT ALL US ITALIAN AMERICAN NEW YORKS SOUND LIKE

[@jolus6678]

I'm from NYC. Nowadays that thick of an accent is really only most prevalent within older generations of certain communities. But it seems a lot of people still expect to hear it. I travel a lot and no one ever guesses I'm from NYC. I've been asked "where's the accent?" countless times.

[@DerekHundik]

he never went to school thats why

[@williamkuzma7444]

His brothers is even thicker!!!

[@dillavou444]

Munchies better give JJ his own vegan food show! DO ITTTT!!!!!!!!!1

[@peanutbutter7521]

"Yea, I eat salad mufuka"

[@marcosgarcia-3696]

He tosses a mean one too!

[@VSM101]

@@marcosgarcia-3696 nah you look like a mean salad tosser

[@ketaminewarrior]

I just rewatched his first video on munchies yesterday and thought "fuck I need more of this". thanks munchies

[@eastern2687]

Julian Kozłowski I like how vegans advertise their products but then they eat "meat crubles", "vegan sausages" and "vegan chicken". Are you people fucked up completely or what? This looks like religion.

[@thedreamjournalist]

i'd literally pay to see him on a cooking show

[@LowKickMT]

Julia Cole wtf do you think this is? haha

[@xcH1NOx1]

👍

[@theyoungindians9027]

@@LowKickMT He isn't paying personally so..

[@brandorobot]

Not a vegan but always interested in how to make different shit.

[@mrwalkway4740]

Try it for one a day a week, then if you’re liking it step it up a day at a time, worst that can happen is you learn some sick new recipes.

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

Nowadays there's meat substitutes that taste like the real thing. I've made vegan food for people and not said anything and people don't question it. Or try a plant based restaurant and you'd be surprised what the pros can do. As a vegan Ive actually questioned some foods. Then theres the food that's already vegan that no one thinks about.

[@lets7121]

​@@paologallardo8869 your literally defining the effects of mainstream animal product diets.

[@marcya4428]

@@paologallardo8869 religion? Ok bud keep believing what the meat industry pays the government to tell you

[@Faaade_]

I love his personality lol!! so straight forward...i bet that lasagna was good too

[@spooniecamper]

EclecticFlavor. I was a little unsure about the Indian spices but I've learned cooking veggie that sometimes it works. I definitely agree he's fun. Sounds like he might be from the North East, NY or Boston. :)

[@Faaade_]

HE'S GOTTA BE! lol def an east coast guy lol Im not vegan but ive been looking into trying to eat "cleaner" and im sure...lots of trial and error : ) as long as it tastes good and is healthy i say put what you want in it

[@spooniecamper]

I did give up eating meat for many reasons including health a couple years ago. It's been a fun journey. The few things I've felt like I missed, like Swedish meatballs, I realized were really veggie flavors and have been really easy to recreate. Trying new veggies is cool too. I really like kohlrabi which I probably never would have tried before. I started off eating clean, and then meatless Mondays...eventually I ate so little meat and felt so good from all the veggie nutrients I didn't eat it anymore. I still have some cheese because I love pizza and on the go that can be an easy thing to get out. Enjoy your journey!

[@Faaade_]

@Holly Crocker, that sounds reasonable and gradual...thank you for sharing that with me : )

[@Goriaas]

To each his own. I thought he was a massive douche(saying that as a vegan). and he talks nonsense. Italians die of heart attacks cause of their diet? Nope their life expectancy is definitely better than the US one. Sea salt has nutrients in it? Horsecrap...

[@madeleineclose6336]

Never going to think of nut cheese in the same way again..

[@ActuallyJozu]

Fromunda is the best type of nut cheese

[@partharai6784]

I thought he was gonna say what's inside the balls not what's collecting under it..

[@eliseerickson5994]

Anyone saying he needs his own cooking show: he has one. "HARD TRUTH with John Joseph"

[@agingintobeauty]

Cooking isn't about following recipes. It's about making great tasting food. Spices do not "belong" to regions or cultures. Using spices in new ways is fantastic! Love this spice mix! Well done JJ, God love ya!

[@funwithcupcakes923]

Josie's Journey Truth! I make vegan lasagna and season my veggies with cumin and coriander and liquid smoke. Tastes delicious!

[@agingintobeauty]

@@funwithcupcakes923 Liquid smoke? That's brilliant!

[@chloeremington7139]

I’m a vegetarian Italian and I support this comment.

[@TwistedNerve1]

I make vegan hummus by boiling two hot dogs in chicken broth. I don't believe in recipes man! And that's how I make hummus.

[@108108qwerty]

yea, ok, sure. Use any spices to accomplish a delicious meal; I agree. But you cant say that a spice does not belong to a culture, yes they do. That does not prevent you from using them however you would like, but its important to know what region spices and herbs come from.

[@joehavian]

Man.. selling drugs on the streets being borderline homeless to being a wealthy, iron man running, vegan. That's fucking amazing.

[@sourcherrypie9834]

nope

[@tomwebb10]

Brie Carmen haha wtf. You even read his book?

[@davidearle7209]

Richard Gray That's God

[@Schodboyblves]

also dude was in the cro mags, one of the greatest hardcore bands ever

[@mattmgp]

batboy I agree, amazing band, amazing man

[@ForkMyDongle]

Dude, his teaspoons look like tablespoons.

[@Gaggingonacorpse]

ForkMyDongle They are 😂😂

[@raevhaar5723]

It`s probably an american teaspoon ;)

[@toBe8ere]

Raevhaar as an American, I agree

[@kipityap]

I was looking for this comment. Wasn't sure if I just didn't know what teaspoons were or not.

[@thisisyaren]

lol i was thinking maybe i was too stoned

[@upthecatters86]

More John Joseph content please

[@nikhits1334]

AYYY TOMMY, WHY YOU BOILIN THE PASTA?!? YOU LET THE PASTA BOIL IN THE SAUCE!!

[@gabrielamaya2964]

I had vegan pasta come out too al dente when I let it cook in the oven. Boiling it a little before helps.

[@christronixbeats]

@@gabrielamaya2964 not enough sauce bro

[@Lorkin32]

Before critizising John Joseph i recomend you to watch the longer munchies episode about his lifestyle

[@njc2o]

"Hey it's me my lifestyle is to act like a self-righteous prick on camera"

[@BahdVibeZ]

You mean how your diet forces animals to live in cruel, small conditions so your tastebuds can enjoy some cancerous non nutritious food? But vegans are self righteous? Haha! You prove veganism even further with every stupid comment your simple brain can come up with.

[@MrBreakingBones]

yeah i watched it before this one came out, and even back then this guy is so far up his own ass it just is cringe worthy.

[@whoever121]

@tiff b, could you be more specific? There are no "essential" nutrients from animal products that can't be gotten from ethical sources that I know of.

[@bossdippedinsauce6376]

asdfasdfasdf your right that all the essential vitamins and minerals can't be sourced ethically from non animal products, but I think tiff b's point was that meat too is full of essential vitamins and minerals so to call it non-nutritious is simply wrong

[@Kbebita]

More vegan recipes please!

[@amyslushersutton1495]

I love that he shares all the health science behind the different ingredients. This looks so good.

[@QuantinaJones]

Made this tonight and it's fricking amazing!!! Thank you for giving me a recipe so flavor packed and nutrient rich to share with my fambam. I'll definitely be making this often.

[@Betweentheatoms]

And of course people are getting there panties in a twist, over a someone that makes food without killing anything. I really don't see the problem?

[@DrMisiakk]

He murdered all that veggies though.

[@BloodshotxHero]

It's crazy right!

[@antotheja251]

I see no one being upset about it being vegan... maybe upset about such an ex-con who is obviously not the smartest and also really seems to have attiutde issues be on camera and acting like he is a chef though most of what he is cooking he bought vegan. thats not a talent

[@bwredder]

Anto theja The dude is fine. The food is not.

[@DrMisiakk]

The Nerdy Chef Why are you so mean? Fruitarianism is the future.

[@mortenzennzenn5952]

yo keep it up we want more vegan recipes ! :D

[@deathlyhallows8495]

I love this whole video and the vibe he’s giving out, but I freaking >love< the way he says ”ricotta”

[@TwoOnTheTar]

LOVE your channel so much, best one I've found in YEARS!! I love this guy!

[@TekNeez]

This guy is a riot lol. I can relate

[@SavoyProductionz]

Munchies is really stepping up their vegan game!

[@Amenoxiel]

I just love this channel! Stumbled upon it a few days ago and have been watching like 4-5 videos a day now. Does not matter what you are looking for in food; Munchies seems to cover all the bases. :)

[@BigHoss92114]

one of the best episodes of Munchies I have seen so far. gonna try this recipe next week. JJ was hilarious, which made it even more enjoyable to watch.

[@jayadams3261]

Just made it......Amazing!!! All my non Vegan family and friends begged for more!

[@raymonrackley1128]

jay adams if you served me this I would never speak to you again

[@adambell9090]

You'd be doing jay a favor tbh

[@edwardhuang1776]

Raymon Rackley Yea and you would know if it's real meat. Lmao

[@veyjames]

Thanks for sharing. I was trying to find someone on the thread who had made this. I'm going to try it this weekend.

[@kellzdabellz]

I can't wait to do the same!

[@Crushhhed]

"You can start rippin' it to pieces like the maniac that you are" LOL

[@dilainy]

I seriously love this guy. such a motivational person.

[@petergamache627]

John is THE MAN! Much love to him for all his positive influence.

[@AlexxelA30303]

guys...the way he speaks, acts..if you have followed this guy, THIS IS John! he is can be vulgar, inappropriate, swearing and all that's who he is. And this recipe isn't for the butt hurt raw organic gluten free whatever vegan (relax I'm a gf vegan myself) , he's making this to show non vegans a recipe they are familiar with that you can eat the same goods without animal products. is it the healthiest meal in the world? hell no. John knows that. he's done loads of races and iron man's for crying out loud! it's not like he eats like this all the time. he's back on munchies and with Vice because they know that people enjoy his personality. He's reaching people. People that you or me will never be able to level with. so please if you don't like the video, close the window and go check on your sprouted sunflower seeds or something, it's fine

[@cristlewrite7944]

thumbs up!

[@tony_5156]

Why are you gluten free, you have intestinal problems? GF ain’t cheap

[@mrlahey2530]

I followed this exact recipe (except I substituted all the meat substitutions with meat) and it turned out great!

[@stallio5612]

@@mrlahey2530 see hing and mustard do great with Italians too...I am not sayin the true italian aint good but this Indianised Italo meal is also good.

[@DA-tj9fb]

Amen

[@Bwethhh]

Not vegan, but this looks delicious. I'd love to give it a try

[@abby2258]

Did you miss the part where he only used vegan "meat" and vegan "cheese"? Didn't see a single non-vegan ingredient in there.

[@coyay4cheese]

Neo meant that he himself is not vegan

[@tomascabreramesina7867]

you cant eat it, its vegan food and you are not vegan :P

[@pipapo3030]

Did you try cooking some vegan meals?

[@mb61j2]

Abby Gloris vegans are garbage people

[@sarahshanahan5648]

Looks amazing, and love his attitude!

[@Caro-xf8jy]

He is endlessly entertaining, please do more videos with him.

[@NigelGrab]

comments on here are messed up keep up the positivity. this looks delicious :)

[@zachh8870]

Sad that people can be so negative all the time. It blows my mind.

[@Candyprincess971]

I've been waiting for a new video with John Joseph, thank you MUNCHIES. Keep them coming.

[@LPempty]

Omg I love him, just the chaotic energy alone

[@photographybyaurora4028]

I love this guys attitude. Clearly he's made a huge change in his life and I am currently trying to do the same. Creative and rich recipes like these are what makes being vegan enjoyable and easy. Thank you so much for this video, it helped me a lot! Definitely gonna make this

[@Savistohome]

Quite an interesting concept - Indian-esque vegan lasagne! Loved the mini-doc on this guy, very interesting character.

[@jackiesteele6099]

For gluten free people substituting the lasagna sheets with slices of eggplant tastes soooooooooo goooooood

[@Flooding474]

Zucchini lasagna is pretty good too. Different from traditional lasagna but still good.

[@bcg6760]

Jackie Steele are you a Celiac?

[@dufftheduff7335]

Jackie Steele except eggplant taste disgusting

[@guidemeChrist]

Duff The duff yeah if you're like five

[@dufftheduff7335]

Uselube it taste disgusting regardless of age.

[@s4eedm]

I love John’s passion for cooking makes it seem all that more delicious 🤤 one of the reasons I’m still plant based to this day.

[@peternese4750]

Love this guy and his videos!!! Way to go John Joseph!!

[@katym573]

People are really getting mad over lasagne *facepalm* 😐

[@Flooding474]

Bo Johannesen People have opinions about comments. Deal with it. Hahaha! What a joke.

[@5megamind]

Katy m disgusting vegan lasagna

[@bcg6760]

Katy m Where? page after page of comments like yours and hardly any comments criticizing vegans? Fell free to get defensive to feel marginalized or oppressed or unique or whatever, but your bitching about literally nothing.

[@chukwu_9]

B CG lime right under your comment is " lost me at nut cheese fuck vegans" -_-

[@SweetKitty2004]

This is my favorite munchies thus far 🙌🏽

[@mostlytranslucent]

this video popped my cherry for both munchies and cro-mags and it's still one of the best things ever.

[@FarahALHashim]

in love with this chef's attitude

[@xangrycatmanx5104]

He's got that PMA

[@natovatocholo7715]

I been following Munchies but boy!!! This is one of the best video of Veg lasagna in U tube now. This guy can cook.

[@scho1991]

Nate Vato Cholo too much oil is bad for sedentary people but hes an athlete. he needs the caloric density.

[@DannoCrutch]

That looks pretty damned delicious.

[@jimmygarcia7250]

Love seeing this guy and his excitement over health.

[@KTMSparky]

What an inspiration this fella is! Would love to have a chat with JJ the Cromags are rockin' 👌👌 we got that PMA!

[@journalisten_boy9141]

Could you please include the recipe in the description?????!!!!

[@melanieOh]

Charles Bronson it's on their website, just Google it

[@journalisten_boy9141]

what is google?

[@MeegadMC]

He keeps saying teaspoon instead of table spoon...

[@wardkdouglas]

Zach Milnamow what do you expect from a vegan

[@ogedogedino]

savage

[@ogedogedino]

more savage

[@MeegadMC]

Bo Johannesen yet you're the one reading KZbin comments

[@MeegadMC]

Bo Johannesen hope so (:

[@taylorbullis5684]

wow i absolutely love this guys personality.

[@whatchmenowplzwouldu]

I love this dude! What an inspirational story.

[@Mysasser1]

I remember this dude from an older vid! Come through with a vegan munchies channel please! we won't let you down!

[@soleildivin8694]

This guy get insulted just because he makes vegan recipe.... is this the american mentality...?? That's pretty sad, on a food chanel you must accept the fact there are recipes for everyone, not only meat eater, not only pork eater, not only vegan ...ect You're all so close-minded :/

[@AaronBGaming]

he gets insulted because hes self righteous and pretentious and has a book called "meat is for pussies" while at the same time hes an ex criminal, fuck him

[@antotheja251]

this man is just a dumb ass, he doesnt know shit. there are enough people who are eating meat from time to time and are stll perfectly healthy and dont ever get a heartattack, so youre right!

[@soleildivin8694]

Ooh I didn't know about that part, my bad. But there are some people too much aggressive just for a dumb guy on a video anyways 😂

[@SuperMinto2566]

No he gets insults because I the Internet lol where are these comment of people bagging him for being vegan at ??

[@ogedogedino]

i feel you

[@AustinKay]

What a legend, for so many reasons. That looks super good

[@LatriceSydney]

thank you so much for this recipe! loved your humor!!

[@smileforhiba]

this looks sooooo yummy!! and the presenter is entertaining!

[@queenc8280]

Hahaha I love this guy! Transparent ! Honest! Hilarious AF!!!

[@Tiagotaf]

That was an amazing recipe! Thank you man! I'm definitely cooking this!

[@missbliss4life]

Love love this and your personality! Need to try this recipe.

[@achannel1818]

Even though I question whether I'd like his food I can tell that he likes his food. I appreciate that

[@bodhi6481]

He was hilarious! Laughed so much while watching.

[@carolinebreton3416]

This guy is awesome! Hope to see more of him

[@suburbohemian]

Oh boy, can't wait to make this as soon as weather feels more autumny.

[@m07ism]

My mouth was legit salivating throughout! Damn this meal looks good

[@kimbui9189]

I love him 😂 he's so passionate about cooking.

[@stylevoyager9282]

This is so well-produced!

[@kelsey3824]

This looks amazing, definitely want to give it a try!

[@pamelagaleano3620]

"you can have good taste in food without giving urself a heartattack" love him

[@marianviado6988]

THIS GUY IS A *LEGEND*

[@VeganPanda4]

This is still my favorite KZbin video. Please do more with him!

[@StreetHierarchy]

He's got his own channel, I think. Have you found it?

[@karimegan6391]

The amazing vegan videos are why I'm subscribed to this channel!! Keep it up Munchies

[@kiwucha]

Man this shit looks so fuckin good

[@christinacalarco4181]

I actually love him like he's giving me life😂😭👌

[@lexingtonmadison8657]

My sister and I made this for my non-vegan family last Easter and they could not stop talking about it. It is now a staple at every holiday dinner. Thanks John!

[@Julia-zu2xl]

I love seeing vegan recipes on Munchies, ive been vegan for over a year now and sometimes I get stuck always eating potatoes, salad, and beans and rice but these recipes inspire me to get in the kitchen and try some stuff out. I'd love to see more vegan stoner recipes as well!

[@kevin94tgod]

This guy's dope should for sure let him do some more munchies videos

[@sirikhalsa7054]

I’m now a fan. I think you should have your own Netflix show

[@kenyaclement1703]

Love this ... entertaining to watch

[@CuracaoCow]

the second he came on, he was so damn real and honest and I am HERE for it!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!

[@PeanutttGoat]

Love how people instantly dislike the video because he's vegan

[@vegantina6565]

Peanut_Goat #TriggeredCarnistsUnite 😭

[@devonshadbolt682]

Zolina Mohamad more like vegans are the bitchin cry baby’s about us eating meat

[@louisfoster4787]

I've seen more people complaining about how meat eaters complain than actual meat eaters complaining lol

[@devonshadbolt682]

Zolina Mohamad you literally just proved my point thanks. Living to your 70s and 80s isn’t an achievement. I know people who are in there 90s and only eat meat and potatoes

[@yep2464]

@Zolina Mohamad your comment is so ironic it's scary you don't see it.

[@deseraeward9618]

Everything about that meal looks delicious. The lasagna, salad , home made dressing, and fresh bread 😋😋😋😋

[@yaelryzowysilverstein5207]

I have to try this! Thanks for sharing.

[@carolinekittle8489]

Yo, can we get John Joseph back for more? He makes the best episodes!

[@mshnaidstein]

“We’re building a base to the sauce , this is some next level shit right here” -JJ 😂😂😂

[@iantotheh]

54? Dude you look 35! Your diet and lifestyle is paying dividends!

[@Misswhome2010]

Was looking for this comment!

[@tobiasopsahl6163]

Bro he did so much drugs

[@Janae2000]

I like Potatoes nah. He looks young af.

[@Janae2000]

I like Potatoes ur wack hahaha ur probably 12 and all that ego is getting to ur head. This guy looks fairly young CONSIDERING he’s 50 and did drugs. Also wtf man I don’t even eat tofu but ur trippin if you think that shits bad somehow 😂

[@StreetHierarchy]

john boss LDE

[@DjNN01]

I love this dude, I am totally gonna steal this recipe, thanks OG

[@sadville13]

This guy is awesome and his cooking looks great!

[@alannahthreet8749]

really easy way to make ricotta: two packs of firm tofu + 10 oz of garlic hummus. That's it lol

[@iambenij]

And a lot cheaper!

[@gillianlindeen5823]

How would you do it if you want it to be ricotta for sweet purposes?

[@pattycake5842]

Gross

[@jonahmorissun5166]

But ricotta is creamy and has no flavor

[@moonlit6311]

Oohhh. Thanks!!! I've gotta write that down.

[@johndarland3633]

"bloodclart" at the intro, had me dead

[@misterdanielo3281]

Bloodclot. It's a band he's in

[@johndarland3633]

@@misterdanielo3281 LOL I see xD

[@mesovegan1210]

Thank you for what you do!!!!

[@kassiapencek6185]

Wow thanks for the different spice ideas and that dressing. Thanks for advocating for the animals!!!!!

[@drphilisalwayswatching5993]

I was so surprised to see him using real Indian spices, especially the hing! I’m going to try this :-)

[@patience1678]

Idk why we live for spices

[@cristlewrite7944]

"And yea, I eat salad MF" LOL, you tell 'em. This guy needs a cooking show!

[@laurenlouisemusic8066]

Looks so nice! will definitely try make!!

[@cupofjae]

love love love LOVE John Joseph