How to make Slam

[@clmills5037]

“Slam Worldwide wants to know your location.”

[@jvon3885]

Say hello to Bird n Baker for me, little rock natives.

[@genocidecrusade6534]

More like core worldwide these days

[@whatcolorisdeath1266]

SWW sucks

[@sovereignone1900]

@@whatcolorisdeath1266 I have to disagree, Sir. Well, maybe you're a bit right. But it's great music for "procrastinating till night and than studying sleep deprived for a test assigned for tomorrow".

[@genocidecrusade6534]

@Cerberus Spam worldwide would probably put up pop punk these days

[@brandonwalls9062]

If the Snare doesn't sound like a pringles can, I don't want it

[@Isador7]

PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING

[@Br4nd0m98]

🗑️🗑️🗑️

[@pongotv22]

St slamger

[@edo12310]

I can hear this comment

[@bringerofmolochswrath5477]

666 likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SilverHammer1]

Pagefire: writes songs as a joke to make fun of the genre Also Pagefire: writes better songs than half the local metal scene

[@ashlillyvictoria3395]

“This isn’t Cattle Decapitation” had me snort-laugh so hard that snot splattered over my knees

[@Pagefire]

gottem

[@8523wsxc]

Pretty metal.

[@ChopSueyyy]

Thats a band name

[@gohmann9631]

@@ChopSueyyy Snort Splattered Over My Knees - Self-Titled

[@moonlightequilibrium]

and you've got yourself a logo

[@NickGoblin]

I don't know who Bree is, but she sure seems lucky, all these dudes are writing songs about her!

[@azoththeartist351]

Bree Olsen

[@Giga_Ninja]

Bree Larson

[@realhuman5688]

bree

[@reaperhunter7297]

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kalliboymusic]

Bree Roades

[@zancresnar395]

Our most used phrase is not "show me the hammers" but something along the lines of "YOU GUYS AIN'T SLAM" or "THIS ISN'T SLAM" or something similar. Everything else is pretty accurate tho.

[@tobibender7475]

Best line from WD XDDD

[@EBMproductions1]

except the song wasn't accurate either.

[@afgrzhhswgjndh6857]

Obviously its post blackened nu-core🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PognasMusic]

"somebody call the slam police"

[@Melkor0410]

I thought it was send them to the slaughter house

[@yogiyahya35]

This song : Exist Underground metal label : Interesting....WE'RE GONNA SIGN THIS NEW BAND 😎😎😎😎

[@nohalo7]

Slam Worldwide just pissed their pantsuit.

[@ardillarojo]

"These aren't band names! These are serious medical conditions!" LOL!

[@chasterling237]

DED

[@KrisSchwarz98]

How PC college students be when you show them slam death metal 💀 😂

[@Giga_Ninja]

And you have ALL of them!

[@aitor.online]

*sad rectal cancer noises*

[@blackheavyblans]

Or extremely rare diseases lol

[@mesothrax]

Next time on "How to genre" we'll be looking at jazz infused alt progcore with elements of Electronic Industrial Crunk sound

[@theidiotbox9056]

Don't encourage them

[@zacharygrieco8768]

No no no please DO encourage them! I want to hear this one!

[@jdcvgc]

the fact you have informed us of this makes it pop music. and we don't want POP MUSIC!

[@WackWizerdX]

How about Technogore?

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

Real talk: CRUNKCORE

[@You-Neek]

This was so well explained that I've never felt so understood and attacked at the same time.

[@EBMproductions1]

i feel a lot is a bit off but eh the deeds been done oh and the slam song is not correct at all.

[@claudiasolomon1123]

@@EBMproductions1 what parts of his song aren't correct?? I'm really curious.

[@EBMproductions1]

@@claudiasolomon1123 almost everything ffs 😂

[@EBMproductions1]

@@claudiasolomon1123 been listening to Slam for 15 years im ill go over whats wrong later n reply right now im busy handling business

[@jonasbree9332]

@@EBMproductions1 Weeeeuuuueeeeeuuuuueeeee Open up, Slam Police!!!!

[@nightmare_automata]

Ah, I think I get it now: Slam is just the metal equivalent of mumble rap.

[@Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo]

Yes

[@BootsThaRareBirb]

Actually I think slam was first, so doesn't that make Mumble rap the rap equivalent of slam? /s

[@nightmare_automata]

@@BootsThaRareBirb Huh, y'know, I didn't think about that until now, but you're probably right.

[@Grim_reviews]

Mumble rap probably doesn't have guro inspired album covers

[@BootsThaRareBirb]

@@Grim_reviews L

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

I can alrighty hear the elitists starting to breath heavy.

[@EBMproductions1]

meh my only gripe is the song being quite not SLAM.

[@dennisvopalensky]

Bruh I'm hyperventilating already

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

@@dennisvopalensky You say that like you’re proud of elitism.

[@nostromo9743]

@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 nah, sounds more like he actually has a sense of humor

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

@@nostromo9743 Well, stupid people need to be entertained too I guess.

[@icos211]

Never heard of this channel before. Added this song to my Spotify Slam Playlist when it was suggested to me. Now I find this video a week later. I guess he was pretty right about everything then...

[@NeutroxFTW]

As a slam loving caveman, I can tell you that everything said in this video is true and the song is fucking neat.🔨🔨🔨

[@thebeanlord8272]

As a fellow caveman with a hammer fetish I can say that this is a certified Bree Bree

[@realhuman5688]

Exactly. I’d rate this a bree out of ten

[@dovemaarika1668]

enjoy ya garbage music taste. enjoy that one

[@toyotaecw]

You can take our land, but you will never take our BREEEEEEEEEDOM.

[@juanortiz9123]

The K-on shirt was the most brutal part of this video! :P :v

[@princealigorna7468]

You just reminded me of that video to Psychosocial someone did with K-ON! clips and how well they made it work

[@Lipitakke]

I want one =/

[@mistersadaimusic]

Metal kids and weeb kids were always one in the same. It took a Within Destruction album and a Bitterwood music video to expose it though.

[@thedjentleman1662]

This is so cringe... I love it

[@pergproductions]

I think Devourment deserve credit for not just playing Slam. Their first album set the blueprint but I'd say the rest of their discography is more varied Death Metal with plenty of slamming riffs. Honestly, Obscene Majesty was my favourite album of 2019.

[@EBMproductions1]

Devourment Popularized SLAM and they really do have a diverse sound in comparison to some SLAM Bands.

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

Death Metal is heavier than thrash Sorry I had to say that when I saw that you commented

[@lethalslaughterband5498]

Yooo

[@Isador7]

Devourment is the blueprint for sure. There'd be no Cerebral Incubation, Epicardiectomy or Cephalotripsy without Devourment.

[@phinhowe]

WE HAVE A SCHOLAR AMONG US

[@SlyHikari03]

Banjo slam sounds like something rob scallon would like. Ps. “Slowly learning how to unplay the guitar” classic Metalocalypse reference

[@brentfabian174]

Come to Brazil ☺️😌🥰🇧🇷

[@wianbester3811]

Hahahahahah

[@THEQUIETKID6666]

Bro literally don’t know you lil bro💀

[@xutsider]

slam got me into all sorts of metal and rock genres tbh.. once you start you can never go back lol

[@LauraOvTheePsychicYouth]

The Martin cult expands

[@Dung30n]

Shhh, keep it a secret

[@gaugehoughton2403]

we’re here to blow your system know what i’m sayin

[@wolf_7479]

"Who are these genres made for?" Legit enjoying Slamjo, for some reason the Banjo makes the breakdown more brutal and yes it is probably as embarrassingly dumb as that sounds... Great video btw

[@kalliboymusic]

Wtf? This really exists?

[@fenriz2714]

Yeah slam supposed to be dumb somehow but we love slams, we love lord Marco and larry wang

[@RxMxG]

NxOxGxOxAx is a legit good band breeee

[@psychoaiko666]

Best part, right after the "hammer smashed phone" I got a phone commercial😂

[@fuzzymelon1261]

slam is the genre to listen to when you dont want to hear about someone's gore kink when your driving to school/work

[@NX42]

Oh my god I never had subtitles on before now, y'all hiding jokes from us this whole time

[@Sefhen]

thanks, you made me rewatch the video

[@deinemuddr1234]

@@Sefhen awww man, now i gotta do it too...

[@IOxyrinchus]

That song at the end is unironically the best slam track I’ve ever heard 🤯

[@Drescodeleo]

The best part is knowing that I'd listen to this non-ironically, you know

[@Zelet666]

"he's slowly unlearning how to play guitar" ahahahaha great video guys :D

[@ibicf7559]

waiting to new jokes about how to create the logo, such as with twigs and white paint, an old dermantine sofa seat or mandarin peels Upd: aaaaand, there is actually no one :(

[@martinpettersenlangebraate5153]

Breecause this joke has already been used in other videoes ;)

[@Abasedbymygrief]

the only thing you have to add on for slam is the mirror filter so it looks """symmetrical"""

[@Hecatonicosachoron54]

@@Abasedbymygrief As a noob metal logo designer, can confirm, praise symmetry.

[@Abasedbymygrief]

@@Hecatonicosachoron54 i used to make logos and i basically said "fuck you" to symmetry lol. And yes, they sucked

[@skyeparker1333]

"looks like if God spilled a person" lmfao

[@zyphedits6298]

"The first thing you need to make it heavy is...." *Types your mom* lmao

[@blastocystiaband5599]

Thats exactly the way we produce our music. But we record inside a pigfarm

[@SickTruck]

My favorite cheese is BREE BREE!

[@patrickbeasley9009]

Slam is one of those genres that you only need to listen to one song to enjoy the entire genre

[@deathmetal5156]

not really if u go deep enough

[@Deadpool-px2nm]

​@@deathmetal5156Man's never listened to Flesh before 😂

[@Rubbish_]

This feels like when my parents fell asleep and I watched adult swim for the first time

[@user-gj2qb8de1e]

I’ve been watching your videos for about a year and a half, and all I gotta say is for the effort you put in you deserve at least 1 million subs.

[@BuckScrotumn]

For some weird reason, me and the fellas in my band back in the day used “slam” to describe a very specific kind of breakdown 99% of the time. Basically a breakdown where the drums and guitars are perfectly spaced-out and symmetrical within the measure. A palm muted chug on every downbeat along with a VERY simple and slow drumbeat. A great example of this is the part at 1:21 of the song “on the verge” by Thrown. Always gets me razzed up. 😂

[@squatking77]

Is no one else gonna point out the fact that he had PASSENGER OF SHIT's classical hit "Staple Tape Worms on My Penis" playing in the background during the beginning? A man of many cultures, he is!

[@r3dst33l]

That actually came from me! :D

[@Herbarino]

A true classic

[@gabrielaceituno7801]

bro made a better slam song as a joke than most actual slam bands

[@aleskdc3808]

I love Slam and this is hilarious

[@Theloserguy_312]

pagefire never quits making me laugh

[@Priotech]

The K-on shirt really sells the slam factor

[@anythingfree5769]

Yeah lmao, I wonder which specific one he’s wearing

[@nated.8]

underneath all the satire this is actually a very good video on how to make Slam, yet many people will still be incapable.

[@bahhstones]

“The vocalist is about to burst!” “Bree!”

[@Grim_reviews]

Just saw Ingested, Devourment, Organectomy, extermination Dismemberment and loved it

[@entity_of_the_cosmos]

that sounds like a REALLY good concert, i love Organectomy

[@Grim_reviews]

@entity_of_the_cosmos it was. Unfortunately my camera sucked so my photo with the Devourment vocalist came out shittily

[@duaner999]

To make it even more authentic you can also play the final mix at top volume in a car with all windows and doors closed then record with a mic from outside the car.

[@Jansie_NL]

"Step 1: Listen to a Slam song you like (the hardest paaart)", thanks, now I need to clean the water I just sprayed onto my screen xD Unironic Slam fan here, I totally understand the ridicule, loved the video! xD

[@imemobutitsokayiswear8403]

You know, you really haven't made slam, you made dent-infused nu-slamcore with goregrind influences TrUsT m3 1m An ExP3rT!! 1!

[@TheSteFanden]

I regularly have loud arguments with a pidgeon who lives in my shed. He usually wins.

[@A5G4R0TH]

The snare in that blastbeat is perfection

[@pixelfps2403]

I love how the songs pagefire writes unironically sounds very good. This was way better than almost all of the slam songs i know

[@quickscopeoneeighty9158]

I always though that slam vocals sounded like you trying to get the last sips of a milkshake through a straw

[@miriamreinhardt8939]

The pig squeals, you mean?

[@quickscopeoneeighty9158]

@@miriamreinhardt8939 ye

[@m.h.2077]

i did have those ears shakings! because of the bass drops! (well done), but that's not the point of explaining to my friends why slam works. i ALWAYS get people with the music production side. Because this video kind of gets to the heart of what this music is about. not too much. not too little. So thank you guys.

[@michaelmckeown5396]

Now do a How to make Death/Black 'n' Roll

[@memedaddy793]

I've still waiting "How to make Dungeon Synth" since "How to make Norwegian Black Metal" came out

[@michaelmckeown5396]

@@memedaddy793 "How to make Dungeon Synth" would be amazing.

[@Isador7]

How to make Dungeon Synth - download music from old-school runescape and add a grainy filter to it.

[@davelanciani-dimaensionx]

Yes! The inverted 5th Chord trick! I use it all the time. It does make your E Standard guitar sound way heavier.

[@nerfherder320]

Not sure how much overlap there is between hololive fans and people who like slam, but there's at least one person. Being me.

[@sodiumchlorid]

when you dentist say "it´s hammer time"

[@ΝίκοςΚολλινιάτης-π5μ]

he's slowly learnings how to unplays the guitars!!!!

[@ThePassionOfTheMarc]

You guys took over where Erlend & Stenjo left off. I'm American by the way. Came across those guys by accident on KZbin a few years ago. They were hilarious. I think this channel is fastly becoming one of my favorites. Thanks!

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

Slam death metal is the mumble rap of death metal

[@EBMproductions1]

Wow what a Bad comparison...

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

@@EBMproductions1 that's the point

[@EBMproductions1]

@@ThatOneGuy7550 you really are that one guy...

[@cxrpseisdead5805]

Both are fire, hatin asses ☝️😃

[@5tr41ghtt0h3ll]

@Cerberus bruh you say that like slam isn't about fucking dead people and killing babies lmao

[@eachcorpse013]

WHY IS THIS ONE OF THE BEST SLAM SONGS OF THE YEAR

[@emmamontgomery5948]

As a slam-enjoyer, this had me absolutely rolling 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 Instantly subscribed

[@deviatedseptum748]

the brodyquest reference was unexpected but very nice, thank you funny metal man

[@Alex-st7mm]

Finally i know how to make real slam

[@DXXMHEAD]

i love the beavis and butthead reference XD

[@theeducatedfool]

Legit did not know that Finn was Sgt D. That explains a lot.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

I was 100% convinced that that was a joke that didn’t land. He’s matured so much since calling things “wigger slam.”

[@sebastianbrickfilms8579]

You can tell it's him because of Sgt D's multiple posts about the genius of 18 visions, lol.

[@DJJD669]

I want to make a slam song and have the lyrics just be someone screaming the word REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for 2 minutes straight in a single breath.

[@HashMagician]

When the vocalist was on the toilet I felt that

[@mrfacephone]

I play Star Citizen, I thought this was a drug tutorial.

[@unai49999]

If It ever make an SLAM band/ project, I'm obviusly calling It "Big boi bonkerino"

[@n1lknarf]

I was in a world of boredom until I found slam 2 years ago. I'm a fully rehabilitated happy person now.

[@sobaquitus]

Best video so far. Everything was spot on and the song also slams hard 🔨

[@kodykoopmans9512]

Telling metal musicians they can't invent a whole genre around a gimmick that only their band uses challenge (Impossible)

[@zichithefox4781]

Slam takes the heavy parts of deathcore and makes that the entire aesthetic. And I, for one, jam the fuck out to it.

[@maggiallison3151]

Love the Minions so beyond extreme. And the beavis and butt conversation.

[@swootymedia6398]

Oh goddamn I'm actually starting to enjoy the chugga-chugga bree now. HOW DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, ANDRI.

[@salinaember9527]

very accurate video lmao. one thing i would point out, grindcore + brutal death metal make the majority of the genre, but one more genre is missing. beatdown hardcore is the other genre that forms slam, and both slam and beatdown borrow from each other.

[@spicymeatballs2thespicening]

There are some slamming deathcore bands that like taking elements from both but slam death metal itself has nothing to do with hardcore or beatdown

[@salinaember9527]

it does because slam is influenced by the new york death metal scene, which is influenced largely by hardcore punk and hip hop.

[@CincyMetalDrummer]

Andri! How could you forget about Visceral Disgorge?!

[@lemmykilmister3191]

My man is a man of culture as well as i see

[@Lamenter69]

if i didint know this was a parody i would of thought it was just another slam song lol. i love slam

[@mitchsorenstain4343]

Great video! As a slam fan myself, I have to say great job! And it is awesome that u got Mats Funderud on vocals!

[@EvelinaNinudottir]

2:48 I have legit never seen a more accurate representation of metal snobs.

[@charlespate5639]

oh my lord I literally just started listening to slam two days ago and was wondering if pagefire would ever make a video on it

[@oscarmardhhaag]

the production value on these videos is amazing

[@Pepunkt]

Next up Tech-Death please and please mention Cytotoxin. They make Chernobyl Death Metal and I think that’s beautiful

[@noahleach7690]

That would require him to spend months writing and learning insanely difficult riffs and solos, he won’t do that

[@tylerbonn6883]

The guiter goes: Chug chug chug chug ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chug The drums go: ding dong ding dong ding dong BLAST BEAT! The bass may or may not exist The vocalist goes: BEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCH!!

[@Xis6Xis6Xis6]

17:08 Damn! They really got the vocalist from Kraanium. Also had a good laugh at the macarena part. 03:21

[@GreatOldOne9866]

If you’ve heard one Slam song, you’ve heard most of them.

[@triledink]

Slam metal legit one of my favorite sub genres out of death metal, and death metal is my favorite metal genre ever.

[@rockboy360]

Dude that trick with the standard tuning and the bass blew my mind and I've been playing for 18 years lol

[@swkskwwksskdekcdkcdckrvkt]

1:16 me and beavis and butthead chillin at a suffocation Show:

This song was surprisingly good. :D

[@theysaykillerwhales]

They always are!

@@theysaykillerwhales no need to exaggerate now. 😊

[@tapejara1507]

My thing about good slamming death metal is that its actually groovy. good vibes somehow

[@martinpettersenlangebraate5153]

Breega breega

[@ՆոլանՊետրոսյան]

most underrated channel of all time

[@historiadormetalero9236]

I'm gonna break a genre down to it's basics to show how ridiculous it is and then I'm gonna mock it by playing it. "Actually plays a goddamn masterpiece that sounds amazing".

[@Kingbam810]

Dude, i laugherd my ass off trhoughtout the video, thank you for that! I know its been a while since this came on but its just pure gold!

[@MRSupernova100]

I like that you felt you had to specify "The hardest part..."

[@winterlamez3322]

I was listening to slam when your video popped up in my recommended. Timing couldn’t be more perfect :) Also the music video is literally something I would see on slam worldwide lol

[@manifestationsofasort]

So if it doesn't sound like shit it isn't slam. Okay. Got it.

[@felonytaxevasion2773]

I like slam and I agree with you

[@NostalgicGame64]

I like slam but this video is pretty accurate ngl and the song sounds sick