How To Pretend You're Not High

How To Pretend You're Not High
Listen man, we've all been high in a place were not supposed to be high and for that I have this step by step tutorial on how to act sober while your high 👍
Hope you have a successful mission soldier

[@HaIIow]

The fact that he is sharing his weed wisdom within 4 minutes and 20 seconds is crazy.

[@realatlastoby]

Nice

[@KKwinsi]

actually 4 minutes and 19 seconds.

[@coreywilliam8474]

@@KKwinsi nope 4 min 20 sec

[@idkanymorec]

@@KKwinsi 🤓

[@bsrussian]

This comment has 420 likes and I’m not liking it

[@chickenskin21]

I swear getting high when your not supposed to is the most potent high.

[@blakefuechtmann]

Or makes people comedown super quick

[@Fallen4theFallen2]

Where I am getting high at all is always when you're not supposed to lol

[@iamveryfunny7832]

i will never forget my double blinker in school when i was 14 lol

[@user-ly8gd7ck3t]

it’s the anxiety that boost the high

[@melonyellow92]

@@iamveryfunny7832bro u were definitely hitting that mario kart 😭

[@Soooooooooooonicable]

I'm baked as hell right now, and your stick figure guy is being so kind, helpful, and a total bro for his friend. It's making me so happy.

[@jer254]

exactly bro. 🥬

[@lilmithi]

Same

[@lilmithi]

True

[@huecoplanet]

⁠@@lilmithiYou was so baked had to comment twice😂

[@J4YY378]

​@@huecoplanetI was gonna say 😂

[@Jennifer-bw7ku]

Psychedelics are just an exceptional mental health breakthrough. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against depression and anxiety. Saved my life.

[@APOLLINAIREBARTHOLOMIEU]

Can you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Australia. Really need!

[@elizabethwilliams6651]

Yes, dr.sporesss. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

[@patriaciasmith3499]

I wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.

[@APOLLINAIREBARTHOLOMIEU]

Is he on instagram?

[@elizabethwilliams6651]

Yes he is. dr.sporesss

[@stopbappinho]

this mans video quality has sky rocketed so much within only 6 months

[@RV-ni7tl]

He started this channel in like July last year. Mad

[@RADIOACTIVE429]

That's because his channel is growing

[@adamhrin9866]

"HIGH" quality videos, u know? 😅

[@heyglock999]

@user-cv3jb7dk7v 6 months ago like he said

[@ariel5613]

fr i started watching like since his first vid and its gotten so good

[@KnightSlasher]

I love how this video ends at the 4:20 mark on a video where chains teaches us how to hide being high 💀

[@tate6749]

4:19*

[@notj8477]

@@tate6749🤓

[@ORIONVIIXI]

@@tate6749 🤡

[@Makeshiftwario]

@@tate6749 🤓

[@KnightSlasher]

Chain break

[@patriaciasmith3499]

Psilocybin saved my life. I was addicted to heroin for 15 years and after Psilocybin treatment I will be 3 years clean in September. I have zero cravings. This is something that truly needs to be more broadly used in addiction treatment.

[@elizabethwilliams6651]

A lot of people have testified about this and I really want to give it a shot. I put so much on my plate and it definitely affects my stress and anxiety levels

[@APOLLINAIREBARTHOLOMIEU]

The Trips I've been having have really helped me a lot,I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

[@Jennifer-bw7ku]

@Micheal Harris Does dr.sporess ship?

[@AnjeloValeriano]

Shrooms was the best trip I had. It was an amazing experience.

[@JF-jw6mk]

These bots wildin

[@lifewiththutooo]

Who else high rn?

[@hruaitea9240]

Me😂😂

[@73jeu7]

I'm right now 12.08

[@tristannorwood3898]

@@73jeu7u goin wild 😂

[@Strats_tt743]

Am so unbelievably baked rn

[@WHOISJUPITER]

Me ong

[@sneakylist]

nah i swear “i’m just tired” is the best excuse

[@ok-ko1lt]

fr like it was my first time having 100mg or any weed at all and i was bakedd

[@james-cal]

real worked on a cop for me

[@zeikesmith2555]

@@james-cal nice

[@wwg3105]

My brother fucked that shit up for me my parents have a 4th sense for that shi

[@zeikesmith2555]

@@wwg3105 damn

[@SladeDHJ]

You are lowkey a comedic genius. Your videos are pure gold

[@Kem1sk]

truth

[@rrtttfthxg2143]

Am nut hiugh whaat do uou mean where the nut meg cantozr went i anit do nutrients

[@TheeUnknown420]

Frfr

[@amogusus6938]

Especially the video length

[@rrtttfthxg2143]

@@amogusus6938 yza thz video star cobtent amazing whaaatq do you mean am rhping funny am not high am just tirzd

[@NicoleCtirad]

I'm a veteran, was actually addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[@CARIBBEAN_365]

Congrats on your recovery. Most persons never realizes psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives. Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here.

[@SusanaGomez-mp8sk]

YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

[@Paul_Michael]

I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.

[@rosemary8305]

How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

[@MarcWilliams-dz7ik]

Yes he's Dr.benfungi. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

[@kale564]

“being baked in public is the equivalent of tryna run track with clown shoes” couldn’t have said it better myself

[@graymortal8812]

I got high as hell after school one day and my dad told me we were going to go out to eat. So to get out of it I just acted like I had a headache the entire time we were at the restaurant so i kept my head down, rubbed my eyes, and complained about the pain. He never noticed a thing.

[@nickcunningham6344]

That, or he noticed, but he was just cool about it. Dads were once teenagers and young adults too. They get it.

[@graymortal8812]

@@nickcunningham6344 My dad told me he'd literally kill me if I ever smoked weed.

[@josephvenable688]

That’s actually kinda genius. Definitely using this

[@MadamFoogie]

Yeah, a headache is a great cover. I've been getting violent migraines since the age of six, so it's been an excellent all-purpose strategy for getting out of shit. You say you have a bad headache, and people will give you space. Also explains why you might say or do weird stuff-- your brain is under duress! Can also be used for dealing with a secret hangover. It excuses vomiting.😅

[@k0rnluvr]

@@MadamFoogie also you could even say the red eyes are a result of rubbing your eyes

[@karahrichards3389]

The amount of times I've pulled the "I'm just tired" card after hanging out with my friends is crazy bro😭😭 and my mom believed it every time

[@twon8019]

My house is pretty dark, little light from outside so my mom cannot get a clear look at my face but I can’t believe how many times I’ve gotten away with being high, my friends catch me within minutes😂

[@ed7258]

Sameeee hahah

[@RocketMan-jc1lb]

😂😂😂😂

[@sfwterrill5891]

You think she believed and believes you they definitely know

[@michaelking1091]

@@sfwterrill5891yeah. In high school I thought I was getting away with it when my parents asked me questions. But later in life, they told me they knew the whole time

[@Gripster]

Bro shared his knowledge and wisdom in 4 minutes and 20 seconds

[@ThomasDaniel-kw4je]

Psychedelics definitely has potential to deal with health issues like anxiety and depression , I would like to try them but it's hard to source them here

[@StellaJenifer-bw3lo]

0:02 Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery , it's quite fascinating how effective they're for depression and stress disorders . Saved my life.

[@StellaJenifer-bw3lo]

Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery , it's quite fascinating how effective they're for depression and stress disorders . Saved my life 0:02

[@JamesMichael-kh6fk]

​@@StellaJenifer-bw3loMy first shroom trip was really awesome , it felt like I was deep into the sea. It gives different feelings better than the weed. 0:11

[@TracyJake-wt5zn]

​@FernandoLucas-cy9wpplease where can I locate him ? Is he on insta?

[@marshalpeters]

​@@JamesMichael-kh6fkTaking two grams was a wonderful experience for me 0:07

[@silentagony1019]

The “I’m tired” is acceptable because everyone in society knows that life is tiring 24/7 even when your not baked lol

[@ProsperityTutors]

real

[@WilkensLafortune-si7wf]

🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

[@WilliamWKnowles]

bruh dont forget no eye contact 🤣 that paranioa be hitting different when your manager looks straight into your soul

[@nickelbus7596]

🤣

[@griffin_kith6214]

Nah that makes it more sus cause people are thinking why tf won’t this dude look at me

[@joshuastreet8664]

Yeah the minute an experienced person sees those dilated pupils, it’s all over. No amount of “I’m tired” will get them off your back

[@griffin_kith6214]

@@joshuastreet8664 my pupils don’t get dilated from weed 🤷🏼‍♂️ they used to tho

[@miaa7968]

@@joshuastreet8664 laughs in black/dark brown eyes

[@Mrmemerboi]

I discovered this channel at 3 am a week ago and now im hooked

[@lilloverdose6985]

I never thought I would need this video but here we are

[@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh]

I think the most important thing is to try not to think too much. If you start thinking you're doing something to give away that you're high, you will overthink about it and panic. Just chill out and not worry about whether people think you're high and if someone asks about it, just say you're tired.

[@totopoculiado6667]

Yeah fr this is basically like accepting that ur high and u should just enjoy it, like basically just chill

[@dacrosber]

@@totopoculiado6667 I’m good at being high in public I don’t tweak at alll

[@yosrbot420]

@@dacrosber i have panic highs so i be tweakin bro

[@dacrosber]

@@yosrbot420 lol I get that. I basically just got used to it because I was literally high almost 24/7 in college so I’m comfortable acting normal and being baked in public

[@mateus_fortunatoo]

@@yosrbot420 sorry what

[@jackbarnes5589]

Dude. I am actually like that right now. It's lasting a lot longer then I thought and am on the way down but am trying not to get caught at work. I'm just toasted is all. Just a newbie to this community and I already love it. So welcoming and full of awesome people.

[@gede0n0]

Damn u do sound high asf writing this twin i believe u💀💀, dont get caught for me bro

[@sertu1462]

You propably meant "trying *not* to get caught", right? Although if you are trying to get caught, the good news is that it's gonna be even easier to do.

[@jackbarnes5589]

@@sertu1462 Yeah, can't spell. They just think I didn't get any sleep.

[@gregoirechoquer9979]

@@jackbarnes5589 I see your already learned the golden method😂

[@notsaying]

bro said welcoming LMAOO ur baked

[@andreasbarrios3289]

love this guy

[@bommaakash1803]

Thanks bro gotch your video at correct time ❤❤❤❤

[@Noir-st4sx]

The first time I was high, I let the whole world know. I felt so giggly and wanted to share it with others.

[@SufficientDaikon]

i wanted to tell people too, it's nice

[@maryjaneblinkblinks]

I did that in my Freshman year! but I wasn’t intending to I was trying to hide it but there was no point 🤦🏽‍♀️ ! I was off of 50 mgs of Delta 8 edibles I found on Amazon omw to the lunchroom to see my friends i tried to look normal but my jacket was upside down, I was walking with my arms swaying up and down like I was dancing, my eyes were low, I was smiling and laughing so much, and everyone was concerned my friends told me my crush stared concerned and busted out laughing once he saw me his friends saw but were concerned I even got stares and giggles that day i was seeing shit and I thought I was a pink and purple cotton candy gummy bear I was seeing colorful gumdrops and a gingerbread house too I waved to walls and posters and my friends were laughing I’m shocked I got away with it in front of school officers and security even teachers 🤣🤣

[@Noir-st4sx]

@@maryjaneblinkblinks Oh shit, bro. That's insane.

[@Xzxz12]

@@maryjaneblinkblinksall that from just 50mg?

[@kevis5372]

He cap😅

[@user-ob4cx3ym8g]

Thank you.

[@julescesarn.6829]

Having the runtime at exactly 4:20 is a thing I already respect you for

[@OfficiallySnek]

Some kid: "You're baked" You who definitely isn't baked: **Lip smack** **Lip smack** "no"

[@aristop9172]

420 likes

[@OfficiallySnek]

Respectable @@aristop9172

[@raheemsmith2433]

I love how the video ends at exactly 4:20. 🍃🍃🍃

[@dennypuricelli4802]

What does that means?

[@catavelez-2903]

@@dennypuricelli4802 marijuana hour

[@JoellaAsinge]

@@catavelez-2903no☠️☠️ it’s stoner day or sum April 20th

[@mannyquintanilla4382]

Yo this video amazing af! Great job 😂👍

[@chauanhdang6724]

Love your videos ❤

[@nathankc6711]

all my first times getting high was in school so i got over my fear and good at pretending real quick

[@classiccops]

Chains and Ninye been carrying my life these past few weeks. Perfect comedic timing and stories of being absolutely plastered

[@miaa7968]

try lil lukey as well if you haven't already

[@user-uq9xb8cx9e]

Thanks ror the idea

[@B4NDZZ05]

Thanks for the tips! Thanksgiving was bomb AF🔥🔥🗣️

[@carcalol401]

Being baked at your job is the best thing frl

[@thatssoometal_]

Bro the "I'm tired" trick works like a charm, especially when you're around people who aren't familiar with weed- my ass was sitting at the dinner table, completely greened out, trying to eat some chicken but I couldn't bc my mouth was too dry, and just staring off in to space. My grandma was like "are you okay? :( you're acting kinda weird" I just kinda looked at her man and she said "are you just tired?" And I just kinda went "mmmmhmm" and nodded slowly- she still doesn't suspect I smoke til this day

[@sergeantg18c91]

It really does work for anyone

[@devonwhite9398]

Your Gma knows

[@zibix4562]

she knew

[@carlbrown8966]

​@@devonwhite9398no doubt

[@SarafinaSummers]

Grandma knows. She was being a total sis and covering for you.

[@user-nx3dk3hx6d]

I love that the Description on chains from go in about then read description it says I love you but I love him too my guy

[@jovensandhu9683]

bro i needed this today😂

[@blank4490]

The mouth sound thing when dehydrated is sooooo accurate

[@CapnClutch311]

I think number 3 should be: say you have allergies or are sick. I think it’s a little more suspicious if someone already suspects you’re high and you respond with “I’m tired” One of my teachers asked why my eyes were bloodshot once and I told her it was my allergies. Way better than saying I was tired.

[@jackstanton4664]

but what allergies do u then say

[@CapnClutch311]

@@jackstanton4664 I said pollen allergies and that I had itchy eyes.

[@Laquaviont]

@@CapnClutch311what if it’s the middle of December

[@CapnClutch311]

@@Laquaviont Say that you’ve got a cold and itchy eyes. No one will question a cold or sickness has been my experience.

[@birddaddydetta]

"Yeah? What kind of allergies?"

[@kyylleee]

Guess who’s watching this😭😭

[@leventador13]

Fr

[@waterbottle1172]

Who 💀

[@Sukuna_the_menace_to_society]

Bob?billy?chain's teacher?drugs?

[@erin7199]

Ninye

[@pokewatch9960]

idk?

[@A.ppleton]

Thank you

[@Kem1sk]

The amount of joy granted from watching this video is unexplainable. I actually feel happy, im rlly happy rn. I know its gn go away as soon as I comment this but this video actually got me smiling.

[@expred]

The power of funny stickman videos. I always have bad anxiety when waking up, but came to to the computer and saw a new Chains release, forgot about my worries and just smiled and laughed for 4 minutes and 20 seconds. I hope you'll find other sources of smiles (if not, plenty of good channels like this exist for more great content, all Chains' other videos included ).

[@pizzaplatinum]

You're high while watching, too? 🤨🍃

[@Unknown-bc6qw]

@@pizzaplatinum You're high while commenting too? 🤔🍃

[@pizzaplatinum]

@@Unknown-bc6qw Damn straight. 😎

[@jai4753]

We have a customer on mars☠️☠️ 3:00

[@castielsanders2678]

Very helpful 100%

[@user-ss3yk6pt8h]

I need this

[@TonioT.]

The “im tired” meathod is top tier. Never lets me down 😂 i say it every SINGLE time

[@ferrisspilker6661]

This Video in particular is a huge upgrade. Video Editing, Animation and No needless ramblings!

[@FatNick990]

Watching this high was and is the best thing that has happed to me in my entire life. This is some top tier s***

[@liamcunningham7786]

Saw the length of this video and the title, very clever 👏

[@Luphor]

“We got a customer on mars”got me diying🤣

[@brennancahill6569]

Love the prayer ad

[@Sir.Toast1]

congrats on hitting 1 mil subs :)

[@ryanroberts1104]

The key is to remain in a "tired" state indefinitely, thus, people get used to it and think that's just how you are.

[@Pydro22]

God: I’m sending you to hell for all the wrong you’ve done. Chains: Nah man I was just tired.

[@ilikeeggs1958]

lol

[@leonellopez4083]

I love watching chains when I’m faded bro ur funny asf man keep it up😂

[@juliannapfister8573]

so funny!! loved the video man!

[@Theking-mi6gk]

So true

[@wabby9050]

The sunglasses rule works for sure 💀 UNLESS YOU WEAR GLASSES N DONT GO PRECRIPTIONED SUNGLASSES 💀💀💀

[@Madethisaccountwheniwasyoung]

Just don’t do drugs, they make you look like a weirdo and a druggie🤡

[@recalled4525]

Bruh imagine having to pay to see

[@wabby9050]

@@recalled4525 imagine having the privilege to see perfectly COULDNT be me at all like not even in the slightest

[@Madethisaccountwheniwasyoung]

@@recalled4525 imagine doing drigs

[@Madethisaccountwheniwasyoung]

@@recalled4525 drugs*

[@itsnardowasnttaken4118]

The fact this man is able to make the best videos about being high is just amazing and I hope that Chains gets to 1 million subs by 2024

[@lexigrimmmusic]

Mastered the act

[@Lilkuv]

We need part two!!!!❤️

[@notj8477]

Bro this guy makes top tier content

[@wafejrejreirei]

this helped me

[@AlanLare]

I'm honestly so glad pot was legalized where I live, and I'm also really glad my first high experience didn't put me off it, as the first time I got high was 16 and it was only cause my brother peer pressured me into it x.x

[@Trees_are_real67]

I could never do the eye drops so funny enough I always looked stoned even when I wasn't so I got away with it

[@Netox_]

This man never fails 😂

[@kasperjensen-je1fi]

number 3 is so true

[@AD0T2BRAZYY]

BEST GUY TO WATCH WHEN ZOODED BEST TRIP, SCREW TRIP VIDEOS, WATCH HIM EVERYTIME 🏫🎒🍃⛽🔥

[@kacpergruszczynski3619]

Being high whilst watching this made the experience so much better 😂

[@zmoneyyy6292]

definitely

[@anissans-zo1bc]

i like these types of videos with animations that makes me feel like im actually in the video

[@n1.official263]

“ I’m just tired” is a universal excuse it literally goes with anything

[@PoisonMushy-GD]

That rly helps

[@HeyItsJericho]

“We have a customer on fucking mars” 😂💀

[@bella-nina]

i’ve been accidentally getting a bit too faded lately in public 💀 chains coming in clutch

[@user-lv4cb6md2s]

This definitely helps

[@user-ob6zm6wj2y]

at 4:17 i thought the grandma about to pull some weed awt ngl love ur videos

[@gatodiabetico88]

Dude when he applied those eye drops I felt them through the screen

[@Hklovesme]

I remember being so faded at a church ceremony for my aunt’s funeral it’s like I was seeing myself sitting there watching everybody cry I was Fr in heaven 😂

[@astergitchel4326]

BROO 😭😭😭

[@aidenf4353]

Sister sold me out wit the im tired

[@reina7201]

1:30 I am high asf watching this and this made me giggle! Thank yuuuu needed them eye drops

[@leef9242]

“I’m just tired” NEVER fails

[@EasyMoneyMid]

Facts

[@sanyarochelle]

Lmaooo “objection your honor, my client he was just….tired” 😂

[@samantharawson6417]

i fucking love your channel and ya you gotta use those eye drops

[@ibrahimconteh5227]

😂😂 I can’t stop laughing, thanks bro 😎

[@acemakaveli866]

As a pioneer of smoking weed this has definitely helped me out in situations like when I was getting married and I was totally out of focus.

[@notexpando3179]

LOL

[@ItsLiu]

Tthank yiy george jishnir!

[@syvlains]

the smooch at 1:39 healed me fr

[@RaulForLife]

I’m 100% convinced KZbin is watching me, this shit got recommended to me right as i’m high in an uber on the way home contemplating my life decisions, with the help of this video I WILL pass this obstacle of life Thank You, boy…

[@HerrZombozz]

4:20 .. it's perfect thanks

[@FallenPepper614]

3:11 I would recommend this to anyone who is not trying to get caught

[@Matt-pb6np]

the “I didn’t get much sleep yesterday” always works

[@davidthesharky4207]

Thx

[@dirtyhiggins5484]

Visine A in the green box was my magic camouflage. It burned for a few seconds but after the burn your eyes were crystal clear EVERY time. Stay safe out there.

[@ComanderComander]

A like from everyone who been waaay to high, but never gotten caught.

[@Bobskater1000]

The im tired rule has worked on many occasions for me.

[@themightyman4230]

I don't even know how I found this channel lmao but its great

[@sihlenzaca5377]

watching this while geeked

[@Bissehund]

Being diagnosed with chronic insomnia back when i was the size of a fire extinguisher i must say. Just telling I'm tired has saved my ass from trouble so many more times than i care to remember. When someone points out I'm being a bit too much out of my usual self, just blame it on the meds and i get the free pass

[@Hurb2]

blame it on the meds, so basically "I didn't smoke a plant, I took pills"

[@DominikPavel-fk2wb]

I started smoking since my teenage, spent my whole life fighting Cigarettes. Cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[@nicholda436]

Congrats on your recovery. Most persons never realizes psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives. Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here.

[@JaimeGlaze]

Can you help me with the reliable source. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.

[@RobertaSandra-no3dy]

Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the morning after. So no hangovers. No depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now have a more calm mind

[@Isaac-gw7nl]

bro shush