How to SOLVE Illegal Immigration | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

► Cubans convinced us they invented the Ham Sandwich…
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[@marcosalvarez9826]

Is amazing how this guy manages to find relatable material no matter the crowd. He's one of the best when it comes to that.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

"See totally cuban sandwhich" 😂

[@michaelking6894]

His intelligence of cultures and societies is crazy!

[@roodnelcharles4248]

Yesss he's so good at that!! It's impressive asf... every crowd he got cultural and social jokes about them..

[@TamagoHead]

Andrew is great at ad-hoc standup. He’s brutal in a funny way & brilliant, but pals like that are best taken in short/small doses.

[@Niznuts123]

In his podcast he mentions a lot of times of how much research they do. When they have hosts, they do a ton of research on the person to be prepared. The same goes to shows. They research the city, culture, and history

[@AV-fu7lx]

😂😂😂 he nailed the Cuban accent And he’s right, 30 years later I still struggle with “Fort Lauderdale” and “Worcestershire Sauce” 😂

[@anime4life384]

Too be fair I don't think anybody actually knows how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce. Just say it with enough confidence and you'll be alright haha there's even brands that make fun of it like "worsh your sister" sauce 😂

[@MsFionaxxx]

Depends on where you are from. Try the English family name Featherstonhaugh, or Chalmondeley!!!

[@MsFionaxxx]

P.S. They are pronounced Fanshaw and Chumlee!

[@paradox_productions]

@@MsFionaxxx😂😂😂I WAS OFFOFF 😂😂😂

[@Phaevryn]

I'm so white I glow in the dark, can't pronounce worcestershire sauce for sh1t.

[@ilikemath6834]

He’s right, Cubans are very confident. Have you seen the Canadian Prime Minister?

[@onetallcan_FIFA]

Nice 😂

[@josue24]

That guy can steal your girl in multiple different languages. You’d be confident too if you had a head full of hair, attractive, lead an entire nation, spoke several languages etc. 😂🙌🏻

[@Wire.scientist]

Definitely true for the Canadian PM, 😂 that too when he has the genetics of the most famous Cuban in History😜

[@jonathancirami9737]

😂

[@lescobrandon4586]

Joke went over your commie head ​@@josue24

[@ezbz]

3:30 somebody let that damn seagull in again!

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

Here I am looking for a bird!😂

[@hookback]

Get your facts straight. It's a dolphin.

[@seeharvester]

does sound like a seagull

[@shadowprince4482]

🐬🐬🐬🐬

[@adamespinoza7877]

Hahahahah

[@cman7605]

Man speaks truth as a joke like nobody else. I'm latino, working on my American visa only to escape the tyranical regime on my country. And i'm trying to speak Fort Lauradale until now without any success

[@wes3527]

just say Fort Liquordale. Thats what I always heard my family from south florida call it

[@104thironmike4]

Tip, to say it easier, brother: say "lot", like "a lot". say "a". And then say "Dale", like the name dale, pronounced like in daily. Then put it together. "Lot-a-dale."

[@cman7605]

@@104thironmike4 damn. it worked

[@doobybrother21]

@@cman7605 guess you're American now :) good luck to you and your family

[@104thironmike4]

@@cman7605 Sweet! Congrats!

[@joshmitima2232]

I have a Cuban colleague, dude is the most confident guy in the company by far.

[@siralimccoockie-monster8730]

Andrew Schulz is definitely on my Top 5 all time favorite Stand-ups 😂

[@Judeslaer24]

He is up there with Matt rife for me

[@thisfeatureisstupidxo]

@@Judeslaer24💀💀💀💀💀

[@goldbud2287]

Too bad he’s such a BLM fan, they’re just a Marxist organization and do zero for POC

[@siralimccoockie-monster8730]

@@Judeslaer24 Mat is very funny, he definitely makes my top 15...

[@mrnibbles3166]

Sit-down comic

[@yasielromero8236]

As a Cuban I have to say, that was hilarious 😂😂

[@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266]

I believe you.

[@LitoGeorge]

Did you write this comment 7 minutes after the video ended?

[@yasielromero8236]

@@LitoGeorge lol good one

[@Robin.Woods.]

Andrew has a Diddy-Meek Mill relationship with his mustache

[@petefoster8698]

More like his hair

[@Chris-Someguy]

Mustache rides are free

[@Timur21]

I think he has this style for an acting role no?

[@LeroyGreen420]

He def does with Hitler haircut

[@petefoster8698]

@@Timur21 no lol he’s had it for quite some time now

[@rico989]

Seen you live in Phoenix!!

[@nestorandlan1220]

Amazing night. Best show of the year at HRL. Andrew is the best doing it right now. Hands down. Come back to SFL anytime!!

[@prismeta436]

went to this show, literally was laughing the whole time!

[@tallmarn8927]

Andrew's Cuban accent is SO on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I can't

[@andresao6109]

Yeah, it's "bery goo"

[@tallmarn8927]

@@andresao6109 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mannyb7949]

for a moment I thought I was listening to Carlitos Brigante.

[@courtneywilliams6376]

Yoel Romero 100 percent

[@TheSupart91]

1:16 the guitar @ hard rock 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@CompletelyInadequate]

not sure how you know so much about niche cultures but this was spot on as if you were from south florida, very funny, sad I missed this show!

[@Snoop_Dugg]

His team buys jokes from local comedians, else they scout out the place first.

[@WKRP187]

​@@Snoop_DuggBS!! If you watch his stand up he has knowledge and jokes of different tribes/sects all around the globe not just Cubans.

[@AKNeal81]

He grew up in THE melting pot of the US: NYC

[@eduardoguzman918]

More of these 🙏

[@jooniper93]

3:30 that laugh😂😂😂

[@chaseschallen1508]

Absolutely virtuosic work, Andrew!

[@shauryamishra5700]

Just come across your's video some days before And till now watch all your videos and yt shorts and NOW You are my favourite. LOVE FROM INDIA.... Oneday Attend your life show...G.O.A.T...

[@julieshelley7340]

Savage, love him❤

[@diamondrobinsonsr.8760]

Just seen you in Charlotte and you crushed it, the 🐐

[@tizo1122]

I listen to Schultz for history lessons. Learned more from his comedy than I did in school.

[@anonyym5050]

Please come to Europe!!! You are the best. Haha

[@AbdilHando]

HE'S TOO GOOD

[@dawickednest]

I was here 😂 he was great that night

[@julienkabangu5436]

man you crazy 🤣

[@sebastianalvarado2390]

My first show with him and he killed it. Can’t wait for him to come back

[@Trading-Freedom11]

When are you back in florida??! Can't find anything in the calendar

[@bam-b-nodenaro1269]

The Pacino accent is hilarious

[@anonymoususer900]

The cuban accent really reminded me of Yoel Romero lol

[@ETS186]

"you can do whateva itis youwannado..go...go..." Seen that interview? I swear I felt like I could conquer Jerusalem when he said that.

[@NigelMacDonald-mt9wn]

I luhh yoo

[@teddeyishere]

bro your culture absorption game is crazy, god damn i loved this.

[@westcoastspartan1528]

Can’t wait till you decide to come to Denver I’ll be front row, been watching this man for a minute… always new content always funny as hell

[@arrivalanche]

See you next month in LA

[@kevindejesus3634]

Every Latino loves Andrew, the jokes on point, just pure gold. I'm waiting for the puertoricans jokes 😂

[@MartyrAlmo]

It's a slippery slope buddy😅

[@tarajean1414]

Bro, best comedian EVER!

[@arod6689]

Shultz is becoming a top 10 all time comedian. Solid dialogue and an extremely thought out approach. He understands different cultures.

[@avi3020]

This man doesn't miss

[@LizzieMcgraw]

You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!

[@youngjohn5076]

That was 🔥 Cuban sandwich. 😂

[@bleachdragon88]

Omg! The Cuban accent is so good 😂

[@TheLefaLife]

Still got it.

[@tyroneevansfloyd]

He is our millennial Bill Blurr and Dave Chappelle.

[@sisamusudroka3000]

Nah Dave chappelle is a reach, you can be a fan of Andrew but this is just glazing 😂

[@RSpracticalshooting]

@@sisamusudroka3000 yeah people saying he's their top 5 of all time and shit, they must not know more than 5 comedians. Andrew is funny but he's far from being up there with the greats like Burr and Chappelle.

[@tyroneevansfloyd]

I said he is our millennial version of bill and Dave.

[@RSpracticalshooting]

@@tyroneevansfloyd except worse in every way, so no. Shane Gillis and Mark Normand are way funnier.

[@jon466]

Bill burr and Dave are already the millennial versions . What are you even saying? You talking about gen z maybe?

[@SunnyLovetts]

A class in crowd work for sure! 🤣

[@stranger_91]

I want to know how in the heck is your process to learn so much about every culture and nationalities😂😂😂. The goat

[@SuperbikeDiscovery]

Lmaoooo this guy is so good

[@sidTheWatcher]

ive never seen a comedy show with that much life in the room

[@cartelmoney]

I only read the title and thought.... I'm interested lol

[@Chris-Someguy]

Please come to Halifax, Canada before youre too big 😂

[@realemiele.franco736]

He never fails to crack my ribcage from laughin so hard😂😂😂

[@EverythingRomeo_84]

He is goated. He can say pretty much anything. I love real comedy like how it used to be.

[@yeahmadvault]

Where can we see the full video

[@onemanavenger6616]

The efficiency joke is so south Florida he put on a clinic with this clip

[@glintrhmj]

Hezi the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 it’s a bat signal for latinos is wild 😂😂

[@Mintaka.]

Where are the roadtrip, behind the scenes clips?

[@AntiSocialYogg]

I wish I knew you came to Fort Lauderdale!!!!!!!!!!! I would've bought tickets!!!! I wish I saw the whole show!!!

[@SavageBunny1]

The condom joke hit home 😂😂

[@BeKozTube]

Does anyone know that song at the end?

[@Cubanguy1977]

As a cuban i approve if he ever makes it to Kentucky totally going to his show

[@MRBANKS2008]

Saw Andrew at the moody center he killed it

[@charan-xq5bd]

Love from India❤

[@jmssun]

3:30 Comedian by day, crime fighting Seagull-Man by night

[@de1here]

A New Yorker will never run out of jokes, saw him at comedy club last year, fkn hilarious

[@comedyspin9156]

Andrew Schulz is awesome, 👍.

[@rubenvargas4233]

The joke about Cubans! LMAO😂

[@oatmealformana]

BABE WAKE UP! ANDREW SCHULZ UPLOADED!

[@QAAAA1212]

Hezi ❤

[@darkassassin1987]

This dude can go to any city and kill you! That punch line against San Antonio in the Austin show was killer. #sewagekids 😂😂

[@_.F0X._]

Damn he killed us 😂😂😂😂

[@omarrivera2603]

Dead on your cuban accent!😂

[@YanYnwa]

I can tell he fully immerse himself in other cultures for these jokes

[@Laneline5000]

Dude has the 'do not leave me alone with children' mustache. LOL

[@Hugo-Hernandez]

Coming from a Latino, he ain’t wrong 😂😂. Awesome show in Atlanta.

[@dexter7043]

Brilksint

[@LordDonnington725]

3:30, dude turned into a seagull for a sec

[@phobowl]

Literally eating a Cubano sandwich as I’m watching. White bread/ Swiss cheese/ ham/ pickle yup he got it alright

[@vimwmiv7003]

Hey Andrew, can you look into the connections between clowns and the Nephilim?

[@Viralbutnotyet]

As a Colombian, I found this to be an exquisite performance.

[@derail6996]

Reminds me of my Cuban abuelos!

[@ezatron9766]

Andrew looking like Dr robotnik from the first sonic movie

[@P100D.]

❤❤❤❤

[@everything._.nonchalant37]

To bad he's not on Netflix I really love his specials

[@TheSupart91]

He only has one special on Netflix but yea he needs more tbh

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

Boycott Netflix, they promote pdf fillia with Cuties.

[@mulder1013]

Netflix wanted him to edit jokes out of his special so he bought it back and put it out himself

[@dieterdohlen6386]

If you put the name of his special into google, the friendly search engine will provide you with links where you can watch it.

[@WKRP187]

Why would you want to watch him on pay TV when you can pay him directly or eventually get it for free on YT?? Makes zero sense. F... Netflix

[@2huer09]

Andrew is a fool🤣😂👏🏼

[@josippranjic9845]

My favourite comedian. No diddy.

[@uchihaclan77]

He understands cultures like no other 😂

[@albertpeterson5585]

...Jeremy Clarkaon's "Germans can't say 'squirrel' " joke redux.

[@emmanuelpascal66]

That was time capture disguised as comedy…legend

[@chevychooch]

Man im dumb mad these dudes bought out all the MSG tickets before i even got the chance too 😤

[@MrJRHEBERT]

Kyle Dunnigan did this joke years ago

[@Elite02k]

i just imagine akash back stage ready to be stroked by andrew like he's dr. evil's bald cat.

[@pookeyblow]

This is crazy

[@JADE-vc3dt]

Latinos be on another dimension 😂😂😅💔💔😅😂😂

[@ghstletter5978]

Changing the gameeeee, multi-cultural jokes, doesn't matter if you're a Schultz hater you gotta throw respect on emmm

[@Gabrilos505]

A little bit more, and he would cross over to the Tony Montana accent, which is great

[@mogheanil]

u gotta make it out of something they r afraid of, like a condom" 🤣💀

[@whoogoesthere]

Bro is a savage!

[@yaguybario8436]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@Dan-cn6zp]

🙌💥❤️

[@jgt6795]

A cuban here, great jokes. I started laughing 15 minutes after I finished the video😂

[@pelanebaat]

You can't get pissed at the guy... him and aakash are similar in comedic styles but really at the edge

[@6thgen002]

Andrew is hella funny