How To Survive A Donkey Kong Attack

Coney watches Casual Geographic and learns about the most dangerous animals that you should probably avoid and cleanses his reaction palette with the cutest animals rated by Casual Geographic himself.
Watch the original videos here:
• How to Not Get Unsubsc...
• Top 10 Most Wholesome ...
➤ WATCH ME LIVE: / coney
➤ Follow me on Twitter: / coney
➤ Subscribe to my KZbin: / coneyzz
➤ Watch my VODs: / @coneyvods
Edited by Kelkador: / kelkador
#coney #react

[@betchaos7383]

Donkey Kong is the only animal coney couldn't survive because donkey kong has no tail for coney to grab, twirl around his head and throw

[@dr.ninjake]

One of my favorite stories about humans being introduced to animals is that supposedly when Lewis & Clark were exploring the Louisiana “Purchase”, one of the indigenous tribes they had been communicating with warned them about bears, and clarified that their weapons couldn’t do shit to a grizzly bear. Lewis and Clark, unsurprisingly, decided that advice was optional because theyd never seen an animal that could take a muzzle loaded round. They fucked around. They found out.

[@buzter8135]

Did one of them die?

[@lizardlord4k]

Bears are easily in the top 5 land animals that are damn near bullet proof.

[@aaronrothwell6504]

​@buzter8135 Members of the expedition did but Lewis and Clark didn't.

[@Iconic_Zoot]

@@lizardlord4k One of my favorite things to tell/remind people about bears is that not only can they tank gunfire, but they also have a natural rage amp when wounded, so shooting a bear will somehow manage to make it stronger and faster rather than weaker and slower. At least that's what I've learned about them.

[@yellowpowr8455]

@@buzter8135 Why would that be an assumption?

[@DesTr069]

Actual, factual true story: my orthodontist has actually fought a polar bear and lived. He has received the Canadian medal of honour, you can look him up, Dr Eric Fortier. Actual Gigachad, and a very nice guy too

[@CaptainDCap]

Orthodonist!

[@DesTr069]

@@CaptainDCap thanks!

[@Shrow88]

Found the wikipedia page on him, says he went ham on the bear with a pocketknife then paddle his injured friends across water to get help. I can understand the medal of honour!

[@kyallon1213]

Did he become an orthodontist before or after the polar bear attack

[@theaa47]

If, theoretically speaking, you had to compare the strength of a gorilla to a number of adult humans, how many people worth of strength would you say a single gorilla has? I need to know!

[@popatochisps1198]

Possibly 10 men, but I’m not really sure.

[@wlt3585]

I *think* it's 10 men, but you'd have to fact check me on that

[@StealthKey]

1 human with a gun

[@Banana_D]

Off the top of my head, I think it's 4 to 9 times stronger than the average human, but I might need to fact check it

[@TempestsFury]

This is just a shot in the dark, but I’d guess it’s somewhere around 4-9 times stronger than a human! Hope this helps :)

[@cg5380]

12:49 The chatter who said "WOW. You need to burn everything to get me WOW." is very funny

[@byrontheusurper6505]

One of my cats was like a second mother to me, she was there when I cried as a baby, she taught me some life lessons, she was the best. An absolute menace to society if she wanted to be and a fighter like no other cat I've ever seen, even taking on foxes when she already got older, but I loved her a lot. I miss that cat so much!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Coney being a contrarian on capybaras and quakkas, he despises mainstream opinions, truly the hipster of the smash scene

[@TikiBadgerSSBU]

Imagine needing matchup knowledge for bear attacks

[@jisatsurai]

when i see a coney video appear in my sub feed i genuinely pop off like i’m not being facetious when i say he’s in my top 5 creators rn

[@thetisor24]

Especially when it’s react content. Coney is just good at reacting to stuff somehow

[@jisatsurai]

@@thetisor24 ikr? usually react content bores me but he’s just so engaging it feels like you’re watching a video with a buddy and cracking jokes with him, i rly think it’s his experience in casting that sets him apart.

[@pikmanfan21]

Same

[@nicoataiza7850]

Coney is the only creator I actually feel parasocial with

[@lampsonmcstand6150]

"imagine you're in a forest and a polar bear pops up" Id be expecting a plane crash, a smoke monster, and a disappointing afterlife if that happened

[@Xanek]

15:45 Coney please, the ocean is full of junk, a seahorse shooting ropes is the least of your problem. The 2nd time though, Coney had enough rope shooting.

[@crooker23]

Frankly if you've ever been in the eastern United States you've likely had the vestiges of my ropes drift on the wind directly into your mouth and eyes, can't just stay inside in a bubble your whole life cuz of some distributed silly string

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Admittedly, it was pretty gross.

[@theotherjared9824]

Gorilla strength is technically immeasurable. As in, we have yet to find the upper limit of what a gorilla can lift and carry due to ineffective methods of measuring.

[@CaptainDCap]

And also there's no way to get a Silverback gorilla in a position to where it has access to hysteric strength, such as when a mother can somehow lift a car to save her child pinned underneath.

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

The bear thing isn't as hard to remember as It seems. Just keep in mind that black bears are smaller so you can scare them away and grizzly bears are huge so your best bet is to be as non threatening as possible

[@Hydun]

If it's brown lay down if it's black fight back if it's white good night

[@CaptainDCap]

@@Hydun the real advice is here: When you go into bear territory, bring a shotgun and a pistol. For the black bear, you need only one bullet in your pistol. Shoot at the air, and the bear will flee. For the brown bear, you need both weapons fully loaded. Shoot the shit out of it, and it may just decide you're not worth destroying. For the polar bear, you need only one bullet in your pistol. Shoot yourself. The bear will literally eat your organs out of your stomach first, and it doesn't care if you're still alive.

[@javondarrien4631]

Coney’s face in the thumbnail is me whenever I see the thumbnail

[@TheSaltedSalmon]

That Mr. Beast bit got me so weak dude

[@FeeshUnofficial]

NO CONEY YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE AN ORCA IN CAPTIVITY! Every single orca ever in captivity was depressed. The only fatal attacks ever from orcas were in captivity. Orcas are highly socially intelligent and are supposed to live in a HUGE habitat. You don't want to be an orca in captivity

[@4546Bean]

It gets dark

[@gabrielabrera9966]

Coney: “She is laughing wth? She just got kicked by a moose! I would not be laughing!” Also Coney: *starts laughing and acting like Mankind after busting his head open at a roller rink

[@tumultoustortellini]

I used to be a meerkat lover only but I've thinking wallabies are pretty cool. Neither of them were on the list, but that just means I can call myself "underground" and "esoteric" so it's all good.

[@smoldior9388]

just so u know meerkats kill more meerkats than any other animal to the extent that the lercentage of meerkat on meerkat murder is higher than humans

[@fransthefox9682]

90% of meerkat deaths were caused by another meerkat.

[@CaptainDCap]

Meerkats were named wrongly. Because they're literally the devil.

[@jonathanrobles7377]

20:49 coney making that face got me cackling

[@randomcactus5678]

Now how would you survive an orangutan that will spawn 1 time randomly every year

[@ODISeth]

Lmao at the virtual twitch chat just overlayed on top of the TV

[@GeuseWRLD]

That kangaroo lookin at me like "Man..."

[@clintgahm1495]

I used to work with some nice Gambian guys back home in Alaska and convinced them that the moose you see in neighborhoods are there because they've developed a taste for human blood. To be fair they were already rightfully scared of moose regardless so no harm no foul right?

[@wienerschnitzel1739]

Coney please react to the hit new Super Mario Bros Movie. I don’t care if it will be instantly taken down by KZbin, I need to know if the jokes I fell out of my chair laughing at at the theatre were actually funny or not

[@HeavyWalrus2]

Why do you need validation for your sense of humor from a streamer?

[@Raevyn01]

"You hit the neck" and 2 seconds later you are missing an arm

[@alexdavidson7498]

3:50 we are the greatest long distance runners on the planet.

[@treedude4246]

1:20 its time for more fun facts with treedude During hannibals invasion of rome he came over the mountain with war elephants Imagine you are a roman soldier and a giant fucking horned beast that you had never seen in your life just appeared on the horizon trumpeting at you

[@TheMonkeydela]

3:43 didn't know Coney was moonlighting as Simon, never knew why he wanted to be called Al

[@nutmegdoesstuff1339]

As a cat person, calling them one of the most wholesome animals is just lying to yourself.

[@Palozon]

Alright but how do I escape Donkey Kong's Coconut Gun?

[@kimaster5893]

Just run before his coconut gun can fire in spurts... because if he shoots ya its gonna hurt

[@thenoseguy]

Just know that his coconut gun fires in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt. So don't get shot.

[@lololopez503]

Yo coney, you ever plan on doin a hat showcase? Would really love to see them, they're so cool !

[@JTfromVT]

Animal posting 🎉🎉🎉🎉 also as someone from Vermont, moose are huge and if you see one. You need to leave

[@jebuschris7134]

In Canada even though I live in a suburban neighborhood I've been woken up by moose in my backyard. If you have a good distance of them they are pretty cute to watch at least.

[@JTfromVT]

​@@jebuschris7134 they do just kind of appear anywhere up north

[@obviouslyanonymous]

@JEBUS CHRIS it's always so weird how they just casually show up so often. Feels like the kind of thing people jokingly say happens in Canada, but for real this time.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I don't think I've ever heard of quakkas, they're so cute!

[@camdencrocker8900]

coney videos are back! i had to wait four days coney!

[@cornblaster7003]

moose are more of an issue when they get on the roads, they're a hazard on a lot of Canadian highways and you're warned to stop when you see them and wait for them to be finished what they're doing, bc if you hit them they will take your car with them, they are very passive tho

[@Daniel-hq7jm]

Seeing coney compliment the orca show at 12:12 makes me think he’s probably never seen blackfish

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Blackfish is filled to the brim with lies. Just because something is a documentary doesn't mean it's accurate nor truthful.

[@quackkillerreal]

That last moose was just Resident Evil stalker mechanics

[@GamerLMA]

I love the i can say this to censor bleep combo, regardless of context

[@cornblaster7003]

the counter for polar bears is if you know you're in an area they live take wide corners and be constantly aware of what's around you so they can't take you by suprise, also don't go into the tundra bc they like hiding behind rocks to ambush things there

[@cornblaster7003]

8:00 if you live up north these things are a bigger issue lol

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Fruit bats are like flying dogs, they are fucking adorable. Also they're literally called flying dogs in germany lmao

[@CaptainDCap]

I'm afraid you are misinformed. I speak German, and bats are called Fledermaus, or 'Flying Mouse'.

[@JackgarPrime]

​@CaptainDCap A name i always remember, because a character in The Tick was named Die Fledermaus

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@CaptainDCap yes, i know, I'm from germany. "Fledermaus" can describes all bats, but fruit bats specifically are commonly called "Flughunde" or flying dogs in addition to that.

[@DeronHargrove]

I love this channel

[@agentclank8183]

Coney could not beat a hippo. Those dudes weigh a ton, have super strong bite force (which you can't stop like a croc or alligator), and are always aggrevated as hell. You are dead if a hippo attacks you. Did I also mention their fast as hell.

[@mrman2715]

13:09 thanks for the shout out

[@joshualeespiny7172]

Coney yelling at seahorses to stop giving birth bruh

[@hailtrain4539]

Hey Coney! Huge Fan! Can i use ur thumbnail for my thumbnail? I really like the face ur making in it and im gonna steal it and use it over and over for 3+ videos straight

[@the_splits2360]

This is a donkey Kong level threat

[@ZRSBW]

Bro really thought he could sneak DK in there💀

[@bdillmore40]

Where was my boi the Australian Wombat at???! They're so cute and cuddly.

[@patrickburton1401]

The difference between a Brown bear (Grizzly) and a black bear is as clear as night and day. Brown bear very, VERY big…

[@TheSweatSlayer]

When I was a dumb kid we where out camping, me and my brother just decided to go for a bike ride alone in the wilderness down to a lake, and as we where riding down a trail we saw two huge ass moose or meese (whatever the plural is LOL) and we where dumb kids and didn't know they where dangerous and could kill you so we just rode past them and thought it was cool. We had no idea we could have died that day until we grew older and learned that, that wasn't such a smart idea LOL

[@IncrediblyUnfunny]

0:20 KZbin auto-captions caught the "kill" through the censor lol

[@AtherisHispida]

Coney really is a contrarian

[@Cerialos]

annual donkey kong

[@BargainSteve]

whats the song at the end of the video

[@Thesmashconnoisseur]

I think you should cha get this videos thumbnail. Maybe to some animal with their mouth open wide and a red arrow while coney reacts because I saw this thumbnail and I scrolled past 4 times before clicking it.

[@thetisor24]

Anyone know what happened to his tv chat setup?

[@jameswoodland2719]

Imagine if colleges made teaching this fun.

[@heyyou8714]

I weirdly feel very confident that I could fuck up a kangaroo. If I needed to fight for my life, I just feel like I'd get him.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

You should watch ididathing, he's australian and he has some fun Videos trying and failing to deal with the cats that go into his yard

[@SuperFern]

Coney is such a contrarian smh

[@Berggren_]

coney's fist in the thumbnail... Aware

[@elizander5902]

Apparently there was a polar bear seen in Virginia recently

[@wayne3642]

HE ROLLED HIS EYES AT THE MANATEE?

[@ajoconnor64]

10:25 this is so goddamn funny

[@TheOblomoff]

All you need to do to have arms like a chimp - is to not sit in a chair all day, not eat sweets 3 times a day and walk/swing around all day long. I successfully failed doing all that.

[@FluffyMustache]

Daniel give me coffee

[@Waddle_dee_edits]

animals: hahaha we can kill you guys so easily human with a gun:🗿

[@alansmithee920]

2:10 she's canadian. of course shes smiling.

[@SpaceRider15]

I thought that albatross were birds of prey

[@7k_VNix]

Who’s fist did you use this time

[@goomba5589]

pretty sure it was atrioc's, so you can see why he changed it

[@StarryOrchid]

This stream was a disaster-

[@Delta21OnYT]

not as bad as the outlaster stream

[@bLuGhOsT_]

Mario movie was so good!!!

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

We need Coney to react to Tibetan mastiff Dog breed why built like a Moose an would fight a Tiger for you

[@kap1117]

I think if pet pigs became a common thing, then there would be a huge decline in people who eat pork

[@wardious2562]

Fun Fact: Pretty much any large sea animal with fins/flippers is gonna be mistaken for a mermaid by a group of drunk, horny European dudes.

[@plabcentral630]

ConeyZZ. Am I right? Or am I right?

[@alansmithee920]

mermaids were dugongs

[@quz4r]

12:30

[@maxwalton7044]

Your cat probably deserved a better owner, anyway.

[@justanasian5747]

Coney 👍

[@tylerjames2616]

Polar bears are 7ft

[@Lozzu]

Surprise DarksydePhil, AAAA

[@JackY_fitness]

Hi Coney

[@ODISeth]

You can’t

[@timidcrayonbox]

coney

[@Dunkacciino]

This stream was emotionally taxing

[@tumultoustortellini]

why so?

[@Dunkacciino]

@@tumultoustortellini You had to be there

[@tumultoustortellini]

@@Dunkacciino which stream then? The date?

[@orb3796]

​@@tumultoustortellini 4th of april

[@orb3796]

nvm it's not april 4th

[@Xxblade17]

Lol

[@justindavis4033]

If i see the same face in the thumbnail one more time.....

[@akkeydyne]

last three thumbnails are the same, coney pls

[@maxwalton7044]

Also, Fun fact: gorillaz ain’t aggressive… like at all. They’re passive as long as you’re not a threat.

[@Bradley_War]

Yeah, I give up. 😕 I’ll just enjoy the KZbin videos…

[@Hugelag]

Massive Coney L.

[@junelazuli5009]

Stop commenting the video isn’t even over yet

[@galxion4720]

FIRST

[@denomon]

oh im early

[@mrwalla2555]

first?

[@serrano333]

coney...teacup pigs exist...you can get a smol pig

[@wayne3642]

unsubbing because coney dont like cats

[@capymoonking]

same but capys lmao rip

[@fuckingidiot7428]

How to survive: carry a rifle chambered in 7.62x51mm/.308 Winchester or higher 👍