How to talk felony evasion down to a verbal warning

[@peterhoiland6715]

"The officer wanted to take me to jail, and I wanted a warning, so we met right in the middle with a warning."

[@brodyhags3582]

Lol 1k likes 2 comments

[@H1storybr3akdown]

Brody Davis 3 comments

[@brodyhags3582]

@@H1storybr3akdown What?

[@H1storybr3akdown]

Brody Davis .... never mind

[@brodyhags3582]

Never mind I get it

[@Gidenkidenk]

Please create a VinWiki Underground. Dark rooms, covered faces, voice changers. For all of the "naughty" car stories.

[@Mike-cd7bj]

Gidenkidenk VinWiki After Dark

[@ow_noLimit]

Haha yesss

[@joseg5511]

Lol

[@porterburkett819]

Yessss

[@Dangle_Barry]

I second this

[@TheCannonball79]

Listening to Ed talk a ticket down in person is truly an amazing thing to behold. He is a real silver tongued talker, and the guy you want sitting next to you during an extra legal cross country drive. I’m surprised he didn’t get a Christmas card from the police officers involved. Yes he’s that good.

[@thumperjdm]

+1. The cops sent Ed a dozen doughnuts, and a Monopoly "Get Out of Jail Free" card. ;-)

[@MrMedeiros223]

Perfect car salesman

[@iluvmyeski]

He sucked up, and got lucky. Thats all that happened

[@TheCannonball79]

I’d rather be lucky than good any day.

[@TankAssTanner]

Sucking up goes a long way. I got out of the vast majority of my tickets by just being polite and respectful, as opposed to being hostile and argumentative.

[@wooowallllright]

Ed “Filmed in Mexico” Bolian

[@J__C__]

I'm so sick of hearing that "filmed in Mexico" bullshit. It wasn't funny in 2007 and it's not funny now. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@bronzewaffle2310]

J C stop being a miserable person

[@SupErnaTuraL315]

J C it’s to avoid incriminating yourself, not meant to be funny

[@wooowallllright]

J C you have a 70 video playlist on locks, you must have such an interesting and funny life dude lmao

[@Auto.Anorak]

@@wooowallllright also weapons. Either a member of the military or potentially something more sinister 😂

[@brettbilger1390]

A Ferrari hiding in a trailer park. Now this was the story I never knew I needed.

[@joeljeffrey9139]

Sounds like a -barn- trailer find?

[@cuckisha4018]

Brett Bilger you’re everywhere mate

[@user-dd9qq1ru7s]

For real i seen one parked outside a trailer but under a canopy thing

[@GabeDrawsCars]

And Rabbit shows up with a trailer...

[@YukiTsunoda7]

*COP* : *'Sir you were just clocked at a high rate of speed, illegally passing other vehicles on the road"* *Ed* : *"no you"* *COP* : *"you're absolutely right, what was i thinking, have a great day"*

[@glenphillips9068]

k.o.b.e999 he must have used the Jedi mind control trick.

[@5tarstriker78.]

glen phillips “these are not the cars you are looking for”

[@xeldinn86]

That would have been hilarious when I was 11

[@marcusspencer4767]

Xeldinn 555 other people thought it was funny

[@5tarstriker78.]

Xeldinn you were probably a cooler person when you were 11

[@dumpedclutch8429]

"our detour through mexico"

[@scottfdietrich]

Tyler Jones scrolled down right away for this comment

[@christopherress6635]

@@scottfdietrich a quick 15 hr drive from utah

[@dumpedclutch8429]

who knew a comment could get so many likes just by quoting ed lmao 😂

[@omara3389]

“As close to the speed limit as our speedometers will allow us to define,” very smart Ed.

[@tonysuda9066]

Or... within two lines that was painted by the manufacturer... thus putting the fault to the manufacturer who painted the lines making it seem thats a speed im obliged to do... liken it to.. well i bought a tape measure it was simply a marking i reached... Your welcome

[@matthewminnich8251]

“And then I said, “Officer, does your wife have butt implants?” *vinwiki music starts playing*

[@jadenwracing8176]

Matthew Minnich 😂😂😂

[@Juduh]

Matthew Minnich 😂😂😂

[@Racingboom]

Ed just casually mixes in “on our detour through Mexico” He is literally the embodiment of speech 100

[@btvbrndn]

Cop: “Let me see your ID” Ed: “You don’t need to see my ID” Cop: “We don’t need to see his ID” Ed: “These aren’t the cars you’re looking for” Cop: “These aren’t the cars we’re looking for” Ed: “We can go about our business” Cop: “You can go about your business” Ed: “Move along” Cop: “Move along”

[@cypher6790]

Everything makes so much more sense now

[@happyjohn1656]

This actually made me laugh 😂 5:28 PM 10/22/2019 On the inside*

[@in4theride75]

I have actually legit seen this used "This is not the car you're looking for" with the hand wave and everything. Cop ended up laughing super hard and just gave a warning.

[@nickaleo7]

The force is strong within him

[@gunna3679]

btvbrndn hypnotized

[@spkspkspks]

Ed "How to get the Teller to rob the Bank for you" Bolian

[@TuLokotron2010]

lmfaoo that would be an awesome story.

[@psychlops924]

I just finished reading How To Win Friends And Influence People recently, and Ed clearly used several rules from the book: he listened, he avoided having an argument, he got the other person to talk about themselves, he complimented them, and he made them feel important. There’s no luck to what happened here, this was all down to Ed’s skill with people, which is by far the most important skill set for anyone to develop.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

I wish I had the social skills and shrewd negotiation skills you had Ed.

[@broski365]

Sales skills and mentioning that donation rally group for cops really helps. Hes around other car guys with different set of skills that he can learn from

[@unclewilbur8976]

I work in sales so I see Ed is a master. I suppose his ability came from his raising, but we can all aspire to it.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

@@unclewilbur8976 somewhat ironically I am working in a new sales job now lol and over the last few weeks I have had to really learn a lot

[@TheMaafiaGarage]

4:05 rule when driving in a group. If an officer is initially on a driver, do not pull over with that driver(unless told to). It makes it worse for everyone.

[@roiberduran3799]

How come?

[@TheMaafiaGarage]

@@roiberduran3799 when you are alone you will be able to de-escalate the situation quickly. If you are with more than one person then they will most likely think you are up to no good and possibly ticket both of you. Plus more people in the situation poses a bigger threat to one officer.

[@Shaz8389]

Unless the other person is Ed Bolian and you just let him talk 😂

[@jeoboden]

Practical advise for what helps get a ticket lowered

[@andy56duky]

Speeding 70 in a 60 zone? It wasn't me.

[@zrspangle]

@@andy56duky didn't stop at a stop sign? It wasn't me.

[@ronprozanski4640]

The moral of the story is, always have Ed with you when you get pulled over on a Rally.

[@Apetry14]

Ron Prozanski or build your own empire like he has, pretty simple.

[@RobinsM]

Next episode: How a valet driver got away with Vehicular manslaughter in a 1 of 1 rented Ferrari.

[@1999colebug]

1 of 1 Corvette*

[@GDASomuchFury]

“We were really ready for Las Vegas and a nice massage” 😂

[@chadidfwu3465]

Good old rub and tug!!!

[@osco4311]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[@flugplatz21]

Ed and his boys are the exact type of crew I'd want to cause and escape mischief with. Cool under pressure, has a plan, knows to make a decision and execute, NOW. Treat every situation as being totally normal, expected, and within your rights. When a new plan is needed, execute. When caught, BE NICE, turn the focus onto the person who caught you, get them talking and smiling, waste their time, BE NICE. It's worked for me more times than I can count. Great story, as always Ed! Thank you.

[@Replicant2600]

Ed doesn’t even have a bank account, he just walks into a bank and talks them into just giving him money. Ed’s basically the Chuck Norris of negotiations and influence.

[@JesseCarmichaelAutos]

I really like the two people story telling format

[@Jenuin]

Jesse Carmichael right 🤜

[@jimfisher9680]

2 vids a day? Ed must be planning a big purchase!!!

[@trevorwiesner7527]

"Detour through Mexico" sounds about right

[@tbaker1985]

Pretty sure Ed could talk his way into Area 51 lmao

[@Basebalpro122]

Ed: Hi I’m Ed and id like a tour and test drive that UFO 385 GXI right there in “top secret” case Military: Yes sir right this way

[@FUNZO1975]

Ed - "These are not the droids you're looking for"- Bolian.

[@loganumstot]

I could listen to rob and Ed talk for days lol I hope when I get to their age I have half as many cool stories

[@chefcc90]

Best shrewd negotiator I've ever seen

[@jesseyanez9293]

By being a Shrewd negotiator of course 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[@sellingthewind]

seriously, Ed is the type of man I look up to. Im 32 and trying to be successful in my life and anytime I hear Ed talk, I wonder if someday I can be as articulate and shrewd as he is!

[@ricknelson4764]

In 1986 ((when the speed limit was 55) I was fortunate enough to get away with a warning in Navada 137 mph in a 55. We were doing an iron but run Spokane Wa. To Las Vegas. I was riding a Honda CbX and was in the lead but by the time the cop let me go I had lost the race.

[@hermitvoncrab7174]

It sucks the law got zx14 concourse use to let them catch up for fun when they had hogs and beamer twins.

[@lofthousehh]

These Videos make me appreciate the fact that we at least have parts of the autobahn left with no speed limit here in Germany.

[@SeekoGT]

For many reasons, I think it's hilarious that Ed is an outlaw.

[@cole1178]

An outlaw is different than a regular criminal. An outlaw is someone who is outside of the law. They aren't protected by a right to jury or any other rights for that matter and anyone who wants to could kill them without any consequences.

[@VinegarPotato]

I like this dual story, the transitions are super smooth

[@dfin2012]

If its a felony charge, its Ed.

[@チャーリーブラウン-w8l]

“Well... Why did you pulled over here...?” - Ed Bolian 2019

[@chloehennessey6813]

Ed ‘Shrewd’ Bolian, smooth operator. Let this be a lesson people. Nothing you say to police will EVER ever help you in any way in a court of law. Anything you say can be used against you- but it can never be used FOR you. So your best bet is to keep your mouth shut. Why? Because we are not ALL as smooth as Ed Bolian.

[@kirkjohnson9353]

I like how he said "Evasion is a terrible crime .... to be convicted of." I most definately agree.

[@chaseo4557]

Damn he’s really smart. Cool how good you are with people

[@phantomx2003]

Ed telling stories for me is like an adult bedtime story. I'm all cozy in my chair and waiting to see what will happen next. :D

[@trevorgrasse4152]

Good story, I liked the transition. The last time I was this early Rabbit still had his red Trans Am

[@esdrascastillo2739]

You know Ed is one hell of a salesman by how he finessed an arrest.😂

[@Black_Jesus3005]

Ed could sell rubbers to a nun 🤣

[@kirkjohnson9353]

And then offer a test drive.

[@paulofurtado4925]

Too late for some, google "5 refugees 9 nuns pregnant italy", and read the story.

[@Kearonsherwin]

Paulo Furtado it’s fake dude but a nun did have a baby in 2014 and named it Francis

[@paulofurtado4925]

@@Kearonsherwin ah ok, saw that years ago, but would surprise me if it was true lol

[@turfguy420]

They probably give them to the priests for confession.

[@maxfieldbigler5142]

Ed said people from Utah must be privileged to have roads like that. he's obviously never been to Utah county

[@osco4311]

💕

[@ryanbear1808]

Ed the cop salesman. Nevermind the exotic car business. Smooth very smooth

[@jblyon2]

I got warned about the cops in Kanab when I was going to be passing through. They seem to be a major source of revenue there.

[@arthurb5993]

Yeah. Small town cops in Utah...well, they don't have much else to do, and through that town, of course you stick out just about as much as Kimmy would.

[@joeszcz5678]

Ed has a very soothing voice. Calms people down, that's why he keeps them talking

[@calebsmith4689]

Ed Bolian, great to see you go through Zion National Park and Kanab! I grew up in Southern Utah.

[@jessekulbe1855]

This man really out here on KZbin incriminating himself for the good of the car community

[@TRUdetailing]

I got arrested last night for 120... embarrassing that it was that low but someone in jail next to me for going 97 lol. I couldn’t wait to get out this morning and watch VINWiki! How appropriate is this video! Great story Ed!!!😂

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Omg dude are you serious??! I hope you are doing alright. I've gone similar speeds before in certain areas in FL lol but I have since been more careful about it since I got pulled over a couple weeks ago for going 81mph. Everyone else goes that speed in this area but of course I have a loud mustang with orange halo lights so he singled me out.

[@TRUdetailing]

Jupiter Fox! Yeah dead serious man. I was just cruising in my way home. Wife was mad I left the shop late, Louisville metro undercover got me. Apparently I passed him at 110 and it took him 4 exits to catch me with no lights on. I seen someone coming up behind me I honestly thought they wanted to raise so I got over and seen the lights. I cruise around 90-100 all day long, well not anymore lolz (Easy to do in a E550 Coupe). Had to spend about 9 hours in there. No big deal it was a great life lesson forsure. I’m 23, felt like I needed it to slow my ass down some. I’ve been pulled over 14 times in 6 years .8 tickets. 6 dismissed. I should be fine but if I don’t get a good lawyer I’ll be in trouble Friday on my court date lol. However, my lawyer is fantastic so hopefully he pulls through! Lol

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

@@TRUdetailing i wish you the best of luck! I always cruised at 90mph to 100mph as well. In fact I'll still do it in short bursts (I got a modded out 2008 Mustang GT so it's not that hard ;) but the way I was pulled over caught me off guard. It was a state trooper that I passed andI thought nothing of it, all cars were going that fast. But 30 seconds later he was blasting down the turnpike with his lights already on well before he was close to me so he can weave through traffic and sure enough he got on my ass and gave me a ticket. Only my second ticket I ever got, my first was a speed trap right outside my own neighborhood 5 years ago. I have been pulled over at least 10 different times but it's usually because the officers just don't like my Mustang or the way I drive lol. Even other state troopers let me off the hook, I guess it depends on the officer. Anyways I'm working on getting this ticket dismissed as well. I feel the same as you, I was regularly going faster and faster and faster and it's easy to become desensitized to the lawful speed. 70mph is really slow but of course everyone needs their revenue to come in so they'll never raise that limit. I'm 25 btw. I'm pretty sure I would be shook if I went to jail... So thats why I asked if you were okay

[@TRUdetailing]

Jupiter Fox! Dude that’s a crazy story as well!! Yeah when he told me I was getting arrested I was like why are you serious for speeding? And he basically told me he had a feeling if he didn’t take me to jail that I would keep doing it. Which is about half of the truth so to be honest it was a lesson learned. He was a really cool cop after I got talking to him he handcuff me in his front seat in the front and let me keep my car on the side of the road so my mom can come pick it up and call my wife and all that. He actually ordered a brand new C8 from a local dealership lol. His main concern was he just don’t want anybody killed which is totally understandable! Much respect to him. Jail wasn’t as scary as what I thought it was going to be it was just cold as hell and they treat you the same as everyone else there lol. You just have to make the best of the situation and either make friends with what normal people are in there and share stories throughout the night or just go to sleep lol.

[@cherrypepsi2815]

@@SangheiliSpecOp dont be surprised. That's a fake comment.

[@Wingman77tws]

Why is Ed the best person to have an a cannon ball? because he is the guy that can talk you out of anything.

[@Words-of-encouragement.-.]

Ed is such a slick talker he’s one gold tooth away from being the cliche shiesty car salesman. 😂

[@NoMore9to5Work]

LOVE when Ed tells a story. Such an amazing storyteller

[@gokeyinspections8552]

i needed this advice 2 years ago Ed!

[@jbac5767]

I've totally done this!!!! Legit 120+ and was able to talk it down to a warning and drove back to home!!

[@ExistentialIntrovert]

“on our detour through Mexico” Gotcha from Utah to Las Vegas

[@jqrtlitcer]

Ed’s teaching helped me shrewdly negotiate no ticket after getting getting hit with radar going 89 in a 40 with no ticket😂

[@mr.e5441]

Jared Zito what'd you say lol

[@danielwennen4762]

Mr. E ED’s methods helped @Jared Zito out of a expensive ass ticket/jail.

[@jqrtlitcer]

Mr. E. He said do you know how fast you were going and I said yes 56 and he said what’s the speed limit. I said 40 he said well I got you at 89 and I said what device did you use to measure and basically I complemented him and started talking about football and he didn’t even say anything else about my speed and he said have a good night lol

[@matthewwilliams9288]

Bullshit, 89 mph would get your car impounded and you in jail.

[@jqrtlitcer]

VilliVideo TV well buddy that’s what I thought until I drove away😂

[@pwrightisright8611]

As I hear Tom describing watching Ed, I can't help but think of the Italian Job scene where Seth Green is pretending to narrate Jason Statham's conversation with the girl.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

LOL!!!

[@Andy-th2tn]

So good

[@farhanpramadipta1858]

A prime example of shrewd negotiation in action

[@ronanfuller1]

Car crash

[@33rdGemini]

"How to talk felony evasion down to a verbal warning" Solution: Be born with a silver-tongue

[@CatskillOne]

Daniel T And white skin

[@UnleashthePhury]

It helps to be driving a Ferrari - cops probably assume you have a lawyer that’ll make them do paperwork

[@loganmai1812]

@@CatskillOne shut the hell up 😂 clueless

[@CatskillOne]

@@loganmai1812 It’s a joke relax

[@karnish4956]

Ed is lawyer material. The way he carefully constructs his sentences involving not so legal activities. And carefully dealing with law enforcement people!

[@holymongoosesbj2035]

rob-"laughing in spaghetti"

[@JACOBTL23]

At the end of the day it's about knowing how to talk to people. Whether a cop or not, if you come to a conversation cool calm and collected, everything will be fine. Great story!

[@ropig148]

I wish they would have more running from the cops stories

[@Cobra-bg1ft]

I love the two different points of view in this one! You guys should do this more often

[@TeeDubbDizzle]

Good morning! 2 people telling the same story is awesome!

[@rockyramos27542661]

Ed bolian speech level 100 great success!!

[@rezi420]

Ed “On our detour to Mexico” Bolian

[@johnburch6927]

Really enjoy these stories. Being able to weave a good yarn is imperative in law enforcement negotiations.

[@ez_tz3561]

I want Ed Bolian to narrate my life.

[@lic2kil007]

Every rally needs a couple of Ed's with the gift of gab.

[@gjergjib.9896]

i really liked that you where 2 people tell the story

[@playernameistoolong]

I could listen to this guy sell me dirt.

[@RedPandaPup]

Noice, we've been needing a new edd story

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Noice and toight

[@blue_thumb]

I like how they both are on here.... gives the story more confirmation.

[@LimkoGaming]

Ed can probably negotiate himself out of a murder case lol

[@lukeether1ngton]

I live in Utah and because it's such an open state most of the police you meet in smaller towns and state parks are really awesome and understanding guys if you're respectful to them and show them you're not some snot nosed hooligan. Love this state.

[@nathanmerrill2366]

Ed. You know we all want to hear about the screaming getaways. We need this.

[@xhamster52x95]

Love these stories, I’ve only been pulled over a couple times and both times I got a written warning. Both officers said they liked how polite and outgoing I was and it really defused the situation. If you can make a connection with the officer or trooper, it can go a long ways

[@LocalConArtist]

1:54 I have lived in utah for all my life and not once have I seen a cop in southern Utah

[@Redbikemaster]

Utah trucker here. They're there, trust me.

[@LocalConArtist]

@@Redbikemaster I believe you we where coming home from Tory and saw 5 in 2 miles

[@nd_ru]

Cheers KZbin for the recommendation really relevant and was extremely helpful and related to what I was looking to watch

[@SeamHead33]

Ed whoever sold you that shirt had a wonderful sense of humor

[@Saleen5000]

SeamHead33 how’s that?

[@SeamHead33]

@@Saleen5000 sorry bud. Are you his "shirt" guy? No the shirt just looks like a 8 yr old threw up it. Also, that is a line from the film Goodfellas.

[@Not.A.Heretic]

this dude is so high class. he said "looking forward to las vegas and a nice massage" and we all know damn well he got that massage.

[@zephyrsspeedshop3708]

Glad you liked Utah. I live about 40 minutes from Kanab!

[@Kevskreation]

Such a good story teller! I dig the stories man keep making them

[@Gmac705]

Ed is essentially Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

[@Thejt05]

I really enjoy his story telling. Great speaker.

[@popdistributions3630]

“On our detour through mexico” 😂

[@RockTouching]

omg how cops fall for that sweet talking is beyond me.

[@oneeco]

Cop: "Why were you speeding." Guy: "But I wasn't!" Cop: "Understandable, have a nice day."

[@austinthrowsstuff]

Thank you for taking half of the story, you are so great at it

[@TheblueTraxxasRustler]

Ed could negotiate the cop to buy a car while in the back of the cop car

[@davham27]

Got a ticket for 79 in a 55 for doing 119 in a 55 but I stopped and explained the situation. The first thing he said was I can't believe you stopped, thank you for stopping that sir.

[@joshbacon6072]

I saw the title and knew it was an Ed story

[@falcowerks1044]

Bring on more Ed!

[@christhompson8971]

I love how the “were in Utah, you know Muniment Valley” with the photo from Gateway, Colorado featured.

[@Max-xr6dl]

Now this is content

[@vinniecorleone62]

A fantastic story to go with my morning cup of Joe, so good!

[@mata2492]

Social Engineering with Ed!