What really happens when you get a crazy speeding ticket?

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#Speeding #Ticket #CostofSpeeding

[@TheDoctorBoy]

"The cop said papers, I said Scissors and drove off" -VINWiki music intensifies

[@seangibson3054able]

Spiritual Gangster 😂 😂

[@sidewaysfolds3524]

Then he shot me 73 times

[@canned_bread4268]

💀💀💀💀

[@thefinch8021]

i tried this and nearly got arrested but i didnt try drive i just spat slames

[@rodrigodepierola]

@@sidewaysfolds3524 But, man, it was worth it.

[@EdBolian]

2 triple digit tickets in two states on the same day. I can't imagine many people can make that claim.

[@600gixxerk4]

Can't say that but I did get a 187 in a 50 in Ohio when I was in college...have it in a picture frame to this day

[@YEEYEE-dy8tk]

Yeah this guy is a real badass lol

[@doma9584]

Guessing this is the coast to coast record? and this was recorded a long time ago?

[@alexander1485]

ive done 125 mph below water in a tunnel before where cruise ships can go across

[@wscorners]

@@alexander1485 it didn't happen if you don't have A video posted, or do you?🤔

[@calvincooley1074]

When the trooper comes to my window the first thing I ALWAYS say is....."Beautiful day for a warning isn't it?"

[@TheRealK93B]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I gotta use that...how well does it work?

[@calvincooley1074]

@@TheRealK93B I have literally gotten out of two fat tickets with that one. Lol if you dont ask the answer is always no.

[@TheRealK93B]

@@calvincooley1074 nice, I use to ask for one straight out till they kept record of every county I asked for one and received lol

[@thesaunders8]

40% of the time, it works every time!

[@calvincooley1074]

@@thesaunders8 lol lolol I'll go with that! Lol if you don't ask, the answer os always NO.

[@nickgehr6916]

THIS is *Doug* with less quirks and more features

[@scullystie4389]

But is he a shrewd negotiator 🤔

[@caseyhogan2142]

Doug don't got shit on this guy

[@jaredchampagne2752]

Yea but this guy is an actual enthusiast, Doug just reviews cars by what they look like on the surface and doesn’t really know a whole lot about them.

[@Average.1JZ.Enjoyer]

@@jaredchampagne2752 doug dumero is the pinnical of cringe. Hope he looses his channel

[@sarahbaxter7326]

Doug with Lime

[@ThePete2432]

My 177 in a 55 ticket is framed in my man cave, I’ll remember to take it down if I’m shopping for life insurance

[@jakelong4271]

What the fuck were you driving?

[@memolopes1044]

Were you in a motorcycle or some shit?

[@MaxClips2000]

How tf you get caught??

[@ThePete2432]

max1cod7 started to torrential rain, I was on my bike... chose life and made it off an exit. My cousin was the state troopers boss and got me off with a case of beer for every 5mph over the limit. Took a 1 ton dump truck to their barracks at shift time and loaded the trunks of the cruisers with everyone’s order. I miss the days before everyone had phones with good cameras and recorded everything

[@ThePete2432]

Memo Lopes yes, 06 zx14

[@Spitts]

I got a ticket for 131 in a 30 when I was younger and I can tell you what happens or at least what happened to me. They put me in handcuffs, impounded my car, took me to jail and I ended up losing my license for 2 years. On the plus side the cops said I set a new record for most over the speed limit with 101.

[@ALittleMessi]

Should have just called your attorney friend

[@albertolopez4594]

@@ALittleMessi And what would they do in that situation 😂

[@oskarlassila4363]

i once passed a cop doing 290 kph on a 110 kph highway.. I was probably parked at home and chilling in the couch before they understood what the hell just happened

[@ryand4533]

@@albertolopez4594 Handled it obviously 🙄

[@BIaccCat]

How is that a plus side? You got caught

[@ferrisr]

"Because I was in a Corvette, he assumed I was going faster" - could that have anything to do with the fact that you WERE going faster to pass the Subaru? Lol

[@sk8punk318]

There’s always an excuse....

[@chowder333]

He wasn’t trying to pass the Subaru, he was going around a different car

[@toddalshouse5164]

to be fair my one and only speeding ticket I was actively being passed by someone in a sedan (I was only going 10 over on the highway, not even kind of trying to speed) and they still pulled me over because I was in a "fast" (read: not at all fast) car. It was an antique Triumph, that think had maybe 20 mph more in it to give.

[@brettbilger1390]

"Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are..." Doug: Well yes officer and audience of every KZbin video I am in, I have a gun.

[@patrickmyslik5678]

"well do you mind if i look around ya car a lil bit?"

[@BiggDoggJake]

@@patrickmyslik5678 Well, my glove compartment is locked and so is the trunk in the back. I know my rights, so you're gonna need a warrant for that.

[@RubenSOchoa]

Jake Hackman are you someone important or something?

[@jrcautomotive4319]

Ruben Santillan Ochoa III Yo I ain’t passed the bar but I know a little bit, enough that you won’t illegally search my shit

[@daininsurance]

What video is this from??

[@miawallace2785]

"License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit I watch Ed Bolian so I know a lil bit

[@matthewpurcell5498]

This is art

[@rooh5825]

The stupidity of people who view all police as violent psychopaths is amusing.

[@artmchugh5644]

Roo H BUT IN A SITUATION, ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE THAT CHANCE ???? Don't talk to the police !!!!

[@lurk7967]

@@rooh5825 I would not describe it as "violent psychopaths" Police have to take Psychological tests to join the force and that does a good job of weeding out the people who just want to be a badass cop kicking in doors and smashing faces like Hawaii Five-0. I would go as far as to say most cops are good people that help people every day and have dealt with situations that we could not even fathom. However a lot of traffic officers even the ones that help people are used as pawns in our stupid and unfair revenue generation system. Lots of people say this is not their fault they are forced to do this(quotas etc) and while that very well may be true they also don't actively try to change their actions and things like speeding tickets never happen to people with police in their family so they obviously have the power not to enforce these laws they do because they make a shitload of money on them and nobody questions them because they guilt trip about them, Driving is inherently dangerous and we need some rules on the road but speeding tickets are more about money than safety. That's why calling an officer that gives you a bullshit 35km over ticket a revenue officer cuts deeper than swearing at him it also does not give him a reason to saying you're disrupting the peace it's simply a statement one that he will hopefully think about when he takes off his badge when he gets home. You never know what kinda cop your gonna get when you get pulled over you could get the type of guy that will gladly give you a stunt driving charge so he can post to Facebook about how he takes down stunt drivers every day (Sgt Kerry Schmidt) Or you could get someone that lets you off when you were doing 200km because you were nice and you remind of them when they were younger or w/e. A lot of the way we view police officers comes through media I personally don't know any cops and I'm sure a lot of people don't either and you only see the stories of the cop charging someone for stunt driving on an empty road in the news, Just because you don't hear about the stories of them letting people go does not mean it does not happen. All you can do is be nice and hope the officer has empathy, I don't think many cops like giving speeding tickets they do it to meet quotas(Interaction minimums) let alone stunt driving tickets who would feel good making a teenager not be able to get insurance for 10 years because they did a pull on a clear road, yet some give the tickets. A good officer can control a situation and teach a lesson if needed without giving a ticket, at the end of the day having a man to man talk and realizing you both have mutual respect for each other is a lot more effective at protecting the people and controlling potentially dangerous behavior than saying "Give me money because you did something I don't like." Try to keep your speeding to rural areas and watch out for hills not only is it stupid to speed around them because you can't see they are also prime spots for officers to back into some guys field entrance right before the apex of the hill and nail ya. At the end of the day, a cop is a person first and a position of authority second what they personally think is always gonna affect what the outcome of their decision is and you can't control that just like some people have more empathy than others. Some police don't like to ruin someones day with a ticket, while others will gladly give 20km over tickets while simultaneously breaking road laws themselves or my favorite changing lights from red to green to meet your buddies for pizza at midnight without losing a wink of sleep over it, Police Officers are needed and were a great idea that changed the way our society worked sadly humans ruin it by being greedy one of mankind's worse traits IMO. Speeding tickets don't have to exist. The only reason why we have such insane driving and impairment laws in Canada is that its such a feminized society some states like New Mexico you can get caught at stunt driving level speeds(50km over gets you a huge ticket car impounded for a week and ruins your chances at getting reasonable insurance for life pretty much) and get a $200 ticket for reference a 35 over ticket is 350 in Ontario and people under 25 cant have 0.01 bac and drive... it's insane and most of the people that defend it are women who stay at the speed limit 24/7 and don't go 10km over MEn and Women think about cars differently and depending on who makes the laws where you live they will vary! Why not give someone who was caught stunt driving a couple weeks of community service feeding the homeless or something that will benefit the community, not a ticket that's revenue will go straight into the Police chief's Wife's Pretty Dress Fund.

[@dickhead6426]

Mia Wallace...great name and the fucking GREATEST vinwiki comment ever💯

[@joey69d]

"The attainable are undesirable and the desirable are unattainable." This was my history with women before I grew out of my awkward phase at 29!

[@jameseastwood4984]

29 is a great age. That's when ladies realise that if you've got a career, a social life and can respect women. You are the hot ticket they've been waiting for.

[@sprolyborn2554]

@@jameseastwood4984 i know its 11 months late but i gotta say it. at that age, you're their hot ticket to take care of the kid their boyfriend or husband left them in their early 20s...thats why they want the guy with a stable career since they learned their lesson and can at least get you for alimony and child support unlike the deadbeat they previously had. that one is a tale as old as time itself.

[@brentfarvors192]

@@jameseastwood4984 More like "meal ticket"...

[@brentfarvors192]

@@sprolyborn2554 %100 THIS!!! At 29; You are the one she "settled" for! "He" got the brand new Porsche, with leather interior; YOU got a used Ford Pinto, with the bumper falling off!

[@3n3ly7m9]

@@brentfarvors192 LOL "MEAL TICKET" Lmao

[@guskipper1194]

Officer: Pulls Doug over Doug: Do you know who I am?

[@markoz673bajen8]

Thisssst...

[@SkateSka]

@@markoz673bajen8... Is a 1970s highway patrolman. I am going to review him and then I'll give him a Doug score.

[@lardogaming6942]

“That’s Latin for” And that’s when I knew the Mexican Stig has no clue what the Spanish language is 😂

[@shalashaska9946]

The real question is what happens to a normal person when you get a triple digit ticket and you're not wealthy

[@kyqg2606]

Varies widely by state/county/local gov't, what the actual speed limit is vs what you were going, and the cop's discretion. I believe I read a recent law passed (don't recall where it was for), stating that 45+mph over the speed limit, they can take you directly to jail and suspend your license immediately. Beyond that, some courts are lenient (payment plan, etc, if you can't afford the fine), others will throw you in jail (they've punched holes through the debtors prison dilemma). All assuming they aren't outright corrupt (ie: planting evidence, inventing crimes).

[@legendarydeaglemaster6831]

In Canada any over 50kmh/31mph will result in your car being impounded and your license suspended for about a week. After that your insurance goes up by a crazy amount, everyone I know who has gotten the charge their insurance went to over $1000 a month, pretty much impossible to pay unless you have a lot of money or live with your parents and have nothing else to pay for.

[@thomaslabelle3093]

@@legendarydeaglemaster6831 That's in Ontario not Canada wide, BC is slightly higher at 60 km/h and Alberta and Quebec are also different I believe.

[@legendarydeaglemaster6831]

@@thomaslabelle3093 Yeah that's correct, my bad

[@LarryGanz]

Shalashaska 994 it’s $750 for Attourney, $200 court fees, $260 fines for reduced charge, and 40 hours of community service.

[@themainguy5050]

So the lesson is if you're rich you can speed break laws paying off of lawyers then you don't have to worry about problems.

[@noonecares9548]

Ok boomer

[@jobplace5842]

correct phoneguy

[@DeloreanGuy2]

pretty much sums up this entire video. rick fuckin snobs that wanna fight every ticket they are guilty of

[@mmadmarch]

im not rich but i do know the right people.

[@pope400]

My first ticket was a 110 in a 55 north of Baltimore in a Kia from the dealership I worked at. Seven points on my license and the judge literally called me a "menace to the roads." So in the state of Maryland, I'm legally considered a menace to the road. Watch out.

[@userWCFL]

That’s what’s up 😂😂😂

[@paulcarmi8130]

BMORE is a joke. I hope you live somewhere better.

[@nickabel8279]

That's not even a brag in MD. Just the average driver

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@nickabel8279 like I said. It's a joke.

[@sterlingbarron2960]

When I was 18 and freshly moved out of my house, I got a speeding ticket when I was late to work on my meeting going 130 + in a 65, everything was straight forward, yes sir no sir and so on. After a very long and drawn out period of talk with the officer and him finding out I just purchased the car, just moved out, and I was at the time leaving for the navy in under 3 months, he bumped it way down and gave me a 80 in a 65 MPH zone, I’ve never been so lucky to have not been arrested. By far the nicest police officer I’ve ever met.

[@nickabel8279]

Never been so lucky to have money taken from you for harming no one and damaging nothing..

[@aadityatiwari2561]

"What happens when you get a crazy speeding ticket" You go to Ticket Dissmissers

[@mikeaninger7388]

Ticket Dissmissers in CA, Ticket Clinic in GA

[@snipe1066]

California Highway Patrol officer got me written as 110 in a 65 zone, on US 5 June 1973. Cost $265 in 73, was lucky not to get arrested

[@henrybex2159]

Wow, what were you driving?

[@rustedratchetgarage6788]

They wouldn't have caught me with that lead

[@snipe1066]

Was driving a 69 firebird 350 mildly built, blew by the chip giving out a ticket , decided to slow down. CHP camping screaming up, pulled over. Glad I did, radios are faster than firebirds. The cop told me the only reason i wasn’t going to jail was because I slowed down. I was doing. 140plus when I went by the cop so it was my lucky day

[@mikeaninger7388]

I think California amputates your right foot as a penalty for that now.

[@chriswilson8730]

In 2001, I got popped by CHP for going 106 in a 70, on the 15 near Baker. It was a mandatory court appearance, 2 point ticket, and was a $600 fine. No jail time and the car didn't get towed. But the courtroom was full with every person there that day having been ticketed for exceeding 100mph.

[@ianwhitmore276]

I’ll tell you what happens when you get a 98 in 45mph zone in the Commonwealth of Virginia....4 days in jail, you can be pulled over drunk and not do any jail time, but if you drive on an empty country road in the middle of the day a little faster then the posted speed limit you get thrown in the slammer.

[@0c0cpcpcpck48]

“No points no problem” make that a t-shirt

[@epicreator6931]

LOL Read my name

[@ronniewu4945]

Doug: Thhhhissss oh wrong Doug.

[@althejazzman]

Doug: the kind of guy to drive everywhere at the speed limit. Oh, wrong Doug.

[@mihan2d]

THHHHHHHIS is my triple-digit speeding ticket...

[@K3NnY_G]

So basically, be rich, just as with most things on this channel. xD

[@cookiehead2]

K3NnY_G it’s not a disgrace to be poor, but is sure is inconvenient

[@patrickr2686]

KZbin money is nice.... ...but I often wonder what will happen to KZbinrs when something new comes along and youtube becomes like Myspace

[@Erowens98]

@@patrickr2686 most of them will migrate. Some may have built a decent investment bed to live off of forever.

[@djsonicc]

just as with most things in life

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

Patrick R you mean like dailymotion or twitch

[@theduder7709]

I got pulled over the day after I got my license for street racing. The cop clocked me at 110. When he came up to the window he explained that he could take me to jail for reckless driving, street racing, and for doing 110 in a 45. He ended up letting me off on a "passing in a no passing zone" ticket. I've never been happier to pay a $250 ticket.

[@jusrinmcneil7960]

"... in mexico" that last second legal cover lmao

[@d4zzyb]

The guy came to take my blood and check my weight and all that, and confirmed that I was indeed an extra medium 😂

[@SkylineLofe]

I didn't know that's how people got their extra medium pizza's delivered. Oh wait...

[@m.kriddick2731]

Many-many years ago, I got 3 reckless op tickets in Ohio over a 4-month span, the DA took those misdemeanor charges, bundled them together and then charged me with a repeat offender felony. I spent the summer of my 18th year in various courtrooms fighting this. I had a lawyer quit because I would not take a plea, hung one jury and finally was found guilty of a lesser (non-felony thank goodness) charge of speeding. I ended up paying courts cost (no small matter since it was for the grand jury, the arraignment hearing, and two jury trials) and to this day I do not speed, a lesson was learned :)

[@VINwiki]

What was the worst speeding ticket you ever received?

[@rongosciniak264]

88 in a 55..........137.00 no points though...

[@guskipper1194]

55 in a 54

[@clintgliford9941]

Super speeder gets you every time in GA

[@boostnstuff6304]

85 in a 65 and got a reckless driving. But last month I got off with warning no tickets going 140 in a 65 I think was more than lucky. Remember to kiss ass when you know your F'd

[@ThomasMichaelTX]

118 MPH in a 55, I-95 Northbound, just south of exit 33B Burtonsville, 1:00 AM. 9 Points and Lost my license for 30 days.

[@georgef1176]

Doug you should do a “where not too speed” blog. Stating where the worst places are, where it’s ok and what happens where.

[@hunterbates1561]

I want to see cletus McFarland tell a story on here.

[@charlesrocks]

Yes well Cleetus isn’t a Rosé sniffing Supercar operator.

[@bloodypsycho6025]

Charles Wagner he could be if he wants, no doubt he’s rich as hell, he clearly just cares more about building vehicles then just buying them

[@hunterbates1561]

@@bloodypsycho6025 well..... right now he cares more about bringing the track back to former glory lol

[@bloodypsycho6025]

Hunter Bates tru lol most likely we will see a lot of guests passing through like hoonigans

[@h0melesskid733]

Hell yeah brother

[@Irisicaaa]

82/60 is ridiculous... Courts usually laugh their ass off when they see those. Almost always reducing it, or dismissing. (I used to work at a court)

[@latinobazaar]

After living in southern Germany, it was very hard when I returned to the US and drive 75 MPH on I-10.

[@Don_of_the_Dad]

Anyone else think it’s a bit messed up that people with a little bit of money and a few well placed friends are above the law?

[@mutualin4mation]

Sounds like the insurance company was thinking clearly.

[@basithph8958]

Of course when it comes to VinWiki, there are a lot of speeding tickets

[@FreakishPower]

I legit own the NJ state record. in 1992, was clocked at 130 in a 55 on the New Jersey Turnpike. I actually hit 140, but 130 is what I was clocked at. Was a 1992 Mitsubihi 3000 GT VR4. I called the court ahead of my date and only expected a fine and loss of license for a while (no problem - I lived in MD). Went up to court in a hick town (exit 6 or 7 - all farms) in a suit, with briefcase and fancy city boy car. Hangin' Harry gave me 5 days in county jail. I was 22. Suburban white boy. WTF. Spent some time in my nice Orange jumper with a roommate named "G". Was in about 26 hours in County before my folks did their magic with the phones. I did not ask to be sprung - I was fine serving my time. Learnt a lot while I was there. I have the tickets framed on my wall - the cop had to draw a new box for 55+ and checked his own box lol. Good times. BTW this video is about as boring as a video can possibly be.

[@collagen1738]

lol i live on exit 7, so much has changed since 1992. cool story ;)

[@FreakishPower]

@@collagen1738 The cop who took me in was pretty chill. The judge was not however.

[@928rcs8]

I am an insurance agent and agree with Dough when he said "underwriter are not paid to think just to do what they are told"

[@kevingrierson2331]

I had a speeding ticket in Cleveland that was plea bargained in court as a bumper height infraction. My insurance still dinged me for the violation.

[@michaelb7508]

I’m a licensed insurance agent in all 50 states and I find this hilarious

[@im-very-bad-at-mw7694]

I’d like to thank the editor for throwing in all the little pictures in all these videos, I love them just as much as the story 💯🔥

[@napoliansolo7865]

I have rules for myself when being pulled over by LEO's. 1. Always be polite. 2. Shut up. 3. Try to get the leo on a person to person level. Seems to keep things cool and workable.

[@pwrightisright8611]

This...is a speeding ticket

[@grari135]

I'm glad I have the Autobahn.

[@ic3max]

We have to enjoy it while it lasts

[@lieberfreialsgleich]

You own your personal Autobahn? Great! Congratulations.

[@MrMsc2000]

Instead you have Punkte in Flensburg and a new Bußgeldkatalog.

[@Demon_gorilla]

I heard that their is lower accidents do the autobahn compared to speed limits over here in the US

[@cooperhomann783]

Got done in Australia going 65km/h in 60km/h 414$ and 2 points out of my five gone, for context this is like going 38mph in a 35 zone

[@CharlieRoberts-he7hb]

I once got a $746 speeding ticket in California for doing 101+ MPH

[@Berzerk29]

Doug and Ed are my 2 favorite story tellers on the VinWiki channel

[@mightymoyan4788]

112 in a construction zone....cop dropped it to 90 since I was coming from doing a call out job with swat in Ohio.....in my 96 accord.

[@danielkoontz6732]

7:15 I also had a ticket outside of San Antonio. 101 in a 70. ... never passing lined up tractor trailers ever again. Very thankful for the folks that I hired to handle my case. Dismissed ticket with defensive driving class.

[@noelnicholls1894]

Got tickets about every year in SA for many years. Finally cost just too damn much. And Yep the court has no mercy.

[@Acroposthion]

At the end of the day, one realizes Moving Violations are just legalized racketeering.

[@robf7537]

It can be a racquet, but you have to accept the good that comes with the bad. look at driving in India where it's the opposite and there's a lack of enforcement, it's absolute chaos - large intersections are every-man-for-himself clusterfucks, people walk around and drive reverse on any road including highways...

[@satagaming9144]

Doing 60 in a 55 in Virginia and getting caught in a speed trap is different from blasting down a highway at 120+. The latter should have some consequence, most normal consumer cars get fairly light at that speed (at least my vic does), and losing the rear end is a possibility. I think that anything below 20 mph over the speed of traffic shouldn't carry anything but a ticket, and speed traps should not exist. If small towns can't budget properly or don't know what taxes are (though we are allergic to taxes here), they shouldn't place that burden on random people just passing through.

[@avx7]

Lmao extra medium size. Good one.

[@thesaunders8]

A lot of these stories comes down to having a decent lawyer?

[@mattweger437]

Because the laws are actually bullshit and a good lawyer can explain that

[@thesaunders8]

@@mattweger437 I agree, but you missed the point. Just a lot of the stories are about dudes having good lawyers, a bit repetitive is all. I love the channel and am a petrol head, but give me Rabbit or Ed talking about some crazy adventure. Not, oh I was speeding and got a lawyer.

[@DuBstep115]

@@mattweger437 Driving 37mph over speed limit is the actual BS. This man breaks the law 24/7 and gets away every fucking time.

[@skubadoobie]

Yea would’ve been nice to hear some stories bullshitting with the cops to get out,

[@dus10r]

Got a ticket in California over Donner Pass doing 105 in a 65. Because I don’t live in CA, the judge couldn’t suspend my license so she banned me from driving in California for 60 days, plus a $500 ticket. Crazy thing is I was driving my Lotus, and I was actually in the slow lane doing about 75, there was a semi truck in the lane to the left of me when i noticed the sign that said lane ending merge left. I could of slowed down but Im in a Lotus, so one downshift and zoom, i’m ahead of the semi merging into the left lane when my V1 sounds off, beeeeeep.....shit! So I pull over instantly to the side of the road. Only problem is the Lotus stops so quick Im still uphill of the cop...so I slowly roll down the shoulder till Im even with the cop out my left window (he was on the fast side of the road) . He hasn’t even turned his lights on. So I roll my window down and stick my hand out the window and give a thumbs up and then a thumbs down to see if I’m okay to go. Nothing from the cop, still doesn’t even have his lights on. So I’m thinking well maybe I’ll roll farther down the road so he can pull across the hwy and get behind me. So I roll down the shoulder bout 100 yards. Still no lights from the cop, still not pulling out. So I sit there for a minute waiting, nothing. So I tell my wife, maybe he’s not going to pull me over. So I turn my turn signal on to pull back out onto the freeway, still no lights from the cop. So I merge onto the freeway and get about hundred yards down the road when jackass finally turns his lights on and comes after me.....wtf! When he gets the car he ask the age old cop question, “do you know how fast you were going?” I told him my lane was ending and so I just sped up to get past the truck , merged and let off the gas. He says, “I clocked you at 105 mph.” “I said I wasn’t aware I was going that fast but in the Lotus the difference from 75 to 105 when going down hill is a quick stomp of the gas.” He didnt care and I didnt have a 11-99 Foundation tag so he booked me for the whole amount. Ridiculous.... people act like all cars just blow up at 100mph, its really not that big of a deal when you’re driving cars designed for almost 200mph speeds, 100 feels like 70 in a normal car.

[@foreignbeggar3783]

all i’m really hearing is “I did something wrong and got caught, then I cried about it until somebody did something about it. even though I was wrong... it’s still not my fault.”

[@ElCompaJosh]

hateful Joey you might be deaf

[@dronieproductions3191]

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I let you

[@michaeljezierski3154]

Early 1970's dad was coming back from drag racing in Wisconsin. They where doing 160+ in a 1969 Charger RT. Cops used a helicopter to chase them down and finally stop them. Dad has some great stories on street racing in Chicago in the early 70's.. Example: seeing the Mr. Norms Grand Spaulding Dodge Funny Car racing on the streets.

[@Packer1290]

Michael Jezierski 160 is a little hard to believe. Those cars were all 3 or 4 speed with no overdrive. It might of had the power to do 160 but I’d be surprised if it had enough redline to get there.

[@michaeljezierski3154]

@@Packer1290 hemi car, far from stock. Paired with a skilled driver..

[@thedude7726]

I got a 85 in a 45mph when i was 20. Lost my license and insurance. had to take 4-6 hour classes and re take my divers test a year later.

[@ALittleMessi]

Should have called your attorney friend

[@jacksonueland]

money can solve anything

[@LoneWolf-kw3ol]

our society has fallen so far that a simple speeding ticket can almost completely bar you from being able to drive for the rest of your life and screw you over like crazy. No wonder cops have never written me an actual ticket.

[@MazdaratiMan69]

When I got busted for going 117 the judge said “I’m gonna make an example out of you” then I had to pay a bunch of money, do community service, and 2 years probation. Not good.

[@FordMustangFoxbody]

Sounds like a confession of cruel and unusual punishment if those are out of the normal punishment parameters for that offence.

[@Jay-tm1sf]

"So after we were done i pull up my pants and she said she was 16" *VinWiki music plays*

[@mattbeckner2427]

When you are you going to play the “Don’t you know who I am, I’m the Mexican Stig” card?

[@willfrerichs]

Lol. Appreciate your saying what we were all thinking: “If this underwriter had half a brain all he would have to do is google my name and he would never write me an insurance policy for the rest of my life.”

[@vinniecorleone62]

Always a genuine treat to get a tale from Doug, he tells some of the best on VinWiki! Having my license revoked twice & countless speeding tickets I can appreciate Doug's stories all too well!

[@napoliansolo7865]

"Car guys have car stories and I have a lot of them."

[@clintgliford9941]

Last time I was this early, the Rolls Royce was still on its first Viper engine.

[@flipnotrab]

I've had 3 triple digit speeding tickets. Mind you they were across 20 years. Last one was 119 in a 70. Highway had hill the cop had to go over as he "threw out the anchors" to whip his u-turn so I was WELL out of his sight by a few miles, yet I myself had "dropped anchors" when my Valentine AND Escort went INSTANT "PING" as cop popped over top of the highway hill. Yeah, there was offramp about 1/4 mile in front of me and I could have easily jumped off and made highway patrolman make a "choice" of THREE different directions to pursue me. SO! What did I do? THE RIGHT THING! I pulled over on shoulder, gathered my paperwork and leaned against the back of my car waiting for Mr. Super Trooper. Yeah, the look on his face pulling up was priceless! Typical "first words" by officer were "You have any idea how FAST you were going??" and I gave him my STANDARD reply of "Well isn't that why you have ALL that fancy expensive equipment in your patrol car for?" Sometimes they laugh, sometimes they don't, but it normally breaks the ice and he hadn't slapped cuffs on me yet sooooo.... We went back to his car and he showed me the 119MPH on his overpriced radar equipment and said "When i first popped you it said 163 but you hit your brakes so hard I couldn't lock-on to you until 119." I followed this up with "Oh, I don't think I could possibly go THAT fast sir (ALWAYS USE SIR! OR MS if it's a lady)." He "dipped" his Super Trooper sunglasses and said "I know what kind of car that is and the wheels, tires, exhaust and even those brakes with the GIANT calipers aren't exactly factory, are they??" I giggled a bit and said "Oh, that was some bolt on stuff my friends did as a joke sir." and I got "Well you have some VERY nice and obviously wealthy friends buddy..." He asked if I'd been in "trouble before" and I gave my "again" standard answer of "isn't that what all this fancy equipment in these police cars are for?" He laughed (thank God!) and said "Your correct, let's find out..." Nothing bounced back and I was a little surprised because there was a "little" inccedent involving LEGAL guns in Illinois that apparently AREN'T LEGAL in Illinois I found out accidentally a couple years before, but after thousands in legal fees and NRA stepping in too it must have been wiped from system (no, I didn't shot/kill anyone. Was just going to Indianapolis ACROSS Illinois and got pinned at a checkpoint for drugs and dog hit on my truck. BUT THAT is another story...). I then made my final "move" with saying "You know there's a offramp right there and a non-compliant individual MIGHT have jumped off the interstate here and made a run for it. I stopped and waited for you out of respect & public safety. Any chance you could knock off that extra digit and get this down to something reasonable I can pay by mail?" He laughed and said "Go back and wait in your car please.." So right then I knew I wasn't going to jail for sure. Went back and waited. He walked up and handed all my papers back and his ticket book with a pen. He said "Mr. ****, you need to get that 'broken windshield' repaired and here is your citation that gives you 30 days to do so. THANK YOU for showing me respect by pulling yourself over and waiting for me. Get some LIGHTER shoes and have a nice day....." Yeah, I SH*T MYSELF! Didn't see THAT break coming at all and was thinking maybe a 82 in a 70 or??? SO! This just goes to show there are some considerate officers out there and all I had to do was go to Highway Patrol Office and have them "LOOK" and sign off that my windshield was "correctly repaired" (didn't even need a fake receipt from window shop!). Yes, I got lucky but showing respect does pay off from time to time. Not every time, but it didn't his time.

[@TheRvg03gt]

I was doing 55 in a 54 cop said license , registration and step out of the car...

[@charlesrocks]

I see you’re from Minnesota too.

[@javi5377]

What state?

[@bowlofsoup12]

Yall are dumb lol. He’s quoting Jay-Z 99 problems.

[@briandonovan5434]

The panoz prowler flash while Doug says “This is not going to be good” was beautiful editing.

[@flipperbooch2194]

“The attainable were undesirable, and the desirable were unattainable” That’s me and any girls

[@randomtransportguyx4397]

With me its no one

[@randolphdukes5383]

The insurance company thought he was black..lol

[@Sickwitit18]

A 3 legged dog and a 2 and a half year old 😂

[@briskalliance3219]

“Open mouth insert foot” Im gonna rock this line now

[@grey3977]

The more you talk the more I'm on the side of the insurance companies.

[@XA-lm5oz]

Yup, this is the one guy that doesn't deserve to be on this channel. I hate how smug he is in each and everyone of his videos.

[@TheQbuo]

@@XA-lm5oz i feel like smug assholes are a common occurrence on this channel though

[@DuBstep115]

Calling attorneys and fighting tickets he justly get from speeding. He almost has like get out of jail free card.

[@ALittleMessi]

@@DuBstep115 I mean he literally does have that. That's what a fop card is basically for.

[@ualaelinlive]

If you're one of those "everything is black and white" people, then yeah. To me there's a difference between someone weaving in and out of traffic on the highway at triple digits and doing triple digits with no one around on a straight road. That's just me though. The insurance company doesn't care because they can charge more money.

[@kyle-michaelsolomon3099]

I live in Vegas and I was taking my mom to Laughlin on Mother’s Day. I turned off the US-95 onto the Laughlin Highway 163. Seeing how I’ve driven to Laughlin before I thought nothing of going almost 85 in a 65. Especially when other people around me were doing it. Anyway the NHP recently changed their car color from navy to silver and I didn’t know yet. I start coming up to a silver Ford Explorer with antennas and the second I crest the hill he turns his lights on. I knew it was for me because I was the only one going faster than the cars around me. He pulled me over and I handed him my permit (I had just turned 16 ten days before) and insurance and he comes back with “Speeding in a Rural Area” and that the ticket would be 78 dollars compared to a 300 something dollar ticket. Sadly it came out of my birthday money. And he said I wouldn’t get any points on my license because I didn’t even have one. Because of COVID I was very lucky I didn’t have to go to court which was in Laughlin and was mandatory because I was a minor. I was also very lucky because when the time came to get my license the ticket was not in their system. If it were I couldn’t get my license. So I got off almost Scott free with only a 78 dollar ticket for 82 in a 65. Nothin else. I never speed down the NV-163 to Laughlin anymore. I know that’s where they camp. *Edit:*forgot to mention this is my first ticket. Hopefully my last. This was only May 14, 2020. I’m still 16

[@cbh76]

3:12 this picture needs to be framed! Hilarious!! 😂

[@brolsonmusic]

I just got a speeding ticket, got it knocked down to only 20 over because I was a veteran. I was doing 97 in a 65. Got lucky. When the state trooper first came up, he got me for no front plate, tint and said I was losing my license. He was pissed. We ended up fist bumping after I said thanks for knocking it down.

[@dyent]

I honestly can't remember the last time I followed the speed limit without knowing I'm about to hit a fixed camera I've had 1 ticket in 12 years, at 67mph, from a cop hiding behind the sign indicating the speed limit changed from 60 to 50. In the UK we get 10%+3 leeway - 50 yards earlier and I would've gotten away with up to 69 unless I acted like a dick.

[@carrollshelby8690]

We don't have speed cameras in Wyoming. They're not bullet proof.

[@ALittleMessi]

The UK's system is smarter imo. It curves better so slower zones where you would assume pedestrian danger etc. aren't as fast as they can be in the US, and motorway speeds are faster. To me it makes no sense to have an unwritten 5mph at 20 and 75, those are two drastic changes. However the UK also has so many speed cameras I feel like I'm being watched every time I drive

[@Mister2j86]

Moral-of-the-story insurance is a scam

[@rodrigodepierola]

You had me at "No lo comprende "

[@NickRanger]

Adds the ticket clinic advertisement at the end seamless

[@ghoward912]

BAHAHAHA you assumed “any sensible human being...” BAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@jeffarto8340]

the ticket clinic is awesome. I used a few times in S. Fla

[@nicholastorres8983]

“24 hour lemons” wow lol. Not Le Mans? 😂

[@KrisMartinezMusic]

Got taken to jail a couple years back for allegedly going 104 in a 75. Original charge was criminal speeding. Ended up getting the judge to just have me do a drivers course. Spent a couple days in jail for speeding. Northern Arizona highway patrol doesn’t play man.

[@MARKBART02]

Wow I got pulled over in my friend's car (he was in the passenger seat) doing 160, 90 mph over the speed limit and did not get a ticket the cop just wanted a ride the next day at LS fest

[@calvincooley1074]

I have broken the Super Speeders Law in Ga. For those not in the know, you get bent over for an extra $200 if you exceed the limit by 20mph. I recently got popped by the Air Bear for doing 84 in a 70 zone. I banzai run a route from Sidney, Oh. to Centerville, Oh. every Sunday to go run my 1/32 scale slotcars. I try to get some 100mph therapy in both directions.

[@dnlv4235]

car guys would be like: I was going just a bit fast 200 mph in 30 mile zone, but I am use to driving at night, with no lights, blindfolded. Have no idea why they decide to stop such a nice guy, like me

[@mikewasfaret9563]

One solution, just don't speed. I don't feel sorry. Race tracks are designed for speed.

[@ryansreviews542]

Always enjoy these stories!

[@ehanoldaccount5893]

I think the bigger problem is the fact that insurance can deny you coverage for a ticket.. For life insurance...

[@richardmunoz3157]

I wonder what part of San Antonio he got the ticket. All my tickets have been in Bexar County here in SA with no problems...

[@malachidrew8291]

I can only think of Kerrville (Kerr County). It's right on I-10, and I don't know about the county, but the one Kerrville city judge I know seems to fit his description.

[@JoshuaSeed]

I would not under any circumstances insure Doug. No amount of premium would cover him. Speed on public roads, not just fast, but the fastest speeder ever. He's a snake about it. Technicalities and bullshit are not what I would wager my company's money on. If he talked to me like that, I would happily lose his business. Go find a sucker to underwrite your juvenile quest for glory.

[@yummdiddy]

i am not on his side here. i dont want to hear someone complain about how hard it was for him to get away with breaking the law he breaks constantly and is rarely caught for.

[@yummdiddy]

@Captain MufDyven i agree with you here, but doing 120 needs to be illegal.

[@claudiuspulcher2440]

I don't know where Doug is but when we switched over to electronic tickets there's no leeway. Once you hit the "issue" button there's no going back, can't be struck without the court being involved or the prosecutor doing it.

[@zachrichard9440]

Get cleetus on here to talk about his track

[@flashhog01]

I have always found it quite easy to drive the speed limit and not have to worry about any of this.

[@EpicMinecraftFail]

I have places to be and American traffic encourages moving at a snails pace

[@poopy0002]

82 in a 60 is reckless driving in some states bud....

[@wes2473]

My moms insurance put the household exclusion on me 😆

[@unstablebobgable]

They should sell the Avalon Kings at the Burger Kings.

[@virtualheavenly]

I live near SA and it’s so true. There’s multiple mini-small towns with 3-4 cops all sitting on top of each other and cops will even patrol dark no name roads looking for speeders

[@ToastbrotRaver]

Heavenly Rice That’s the ultra-capitalist USA for ya